The Romanian Embassy - Victoria 2 MP In A Nutshell

Victoria 2 MP in a nutshell
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[@cflick]

With every day that passes, swimmy's brain gets bigger and bigger. So every time we listen to him speak, he takes our braincells and uses them himself. That's why none of us can truly understand him. Not because hes dumb, but because we are dumb and he is gigabrained.

[@smite9924]

I can only understand him because im braindead

[@Luis-jp7ot]

Holy Jesus

[@platinumsun4632]

Why do they even play with Swimmy? Id get fed up with him in no time.

[@smite9924]

@@platinumsun4632 hes funny

[@stageblood9935]

@@platinumsun4632 everyone in this group seems to hate each other, which is what makes it so great

[@kingdom25]

“If you’re gonna sit here and baby rage, I might as well leave” “This is why I don’t make allies” “You’re muted” This is why we love Swimmy in Vic 2

[@hamyzschidenfeld3215]

I love Swimmy everywhere.

[@ultratheman]

his fuckin catchphrase: "no"

[@wilmagregg3131]

ah swimmy the man whos only plan is "MAKE AS MANY ENEMIES AS POSSIBLE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE" i love it honestly even more then braun and goldens rage outs cause swimmy totally belives he can and will win no matter how big his self assembled clown car becomes

[@iSorrowproductions]

It's the pillow guy

[@steem6703]

its the internet service provider

[@prickliestcactus]

It's the meSadstudio

[@theriddler6468]

hes the pillow guy.

[@despacito_boi4484]

Indeed

[@ThePossiblyInsane]

What side of the pillow, lewd or non-lewd?

[@szasaalmencion5721]

Why do they sound like Dream and his friends. I'm new here and I subscribed! Keep the good work!

[@seanfinch7856]

What you should've done was form super Germany and then beat up swimmy

[@madewindow8154]

Yes

[@noneofyourbusiness3288]

This sounds worse than Mario Cart when it comes to destroying friendships. ._.

[@wolfmirebacta8710]

wish you guys would do Stellaris again

[@patriotic_canadian]

Swimmy: People always backstabs me Braun: *Proceed to tell Swimmy what he had done previously* Swimmy: YoU’rE MuTeD

[@pimppimpproductions6497]

No

[@pimppimpproductions6497]

rob 998 Alright you’re muted

[@Oh_oh_its_Magic]

Swimming is the one guy that silences his critics with a mute button lol

[@patriotic_canadian]

The Rose of varesilles Just like Pokimane but Swimmy is funny.

[@magmat0585]

the onetime that Braun actually comes up with a logical argument and train of thought, and Swimmy just kills it like an unwanted baby

[@alfredoperozo5789]

"Mobilize Germany, let's take him out!" - now that's some peak roleplaying as WWI A-H.

[@suclox12yearsago56]

I mean, Germany pressured Austria into delivering the ultimatum in the first place so

[@felipesubiabre314]

@@suclox12yearsago56 that's not entirely true, Austria asked Germany for support and after they said yes, Austria kind of became a sitting duck. Then, after a while, Germany made them hurry up because the Russians were already mobilizing and Austria was in swimmy mode

[@jerryrgzz1571]

Also because within a few days of the assassination of Ferdinand the world was still shocked by the attack of serbs nationalist and would hesitate to support serbia in a limited war, but AH waited almost a month with a very long and stupid list of demands so it it began to look like they were just making an excuse to annex them. That is why Germany was like 'if you want war, is right now or never kid'

[@wildfire9280]

@@jerryrgzz1571 Germany: Nothing personnel kid

[@bobthepervyuncle]

"Annex me so you form Super Germany and defeat my enemies for me." That's a 6D chess move if I ever saw one.

[@Zorro9129]

Everybody's gangsta until Swimmy starts mailing written contracts

[@ryanbehnke8107]

cease and desist letters

[@tubasil8786]

You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for one of these

[@ryanjenkins5450]

tubasil same here bro

[@RTR-ue7lg]

You and me both buddy

[@arcane2631]

They’re so good

[@jonisalmela2399]

I have some.

[@mustafafatihavc724]

Same

[@PhoenixFires]

Swimmy has power in his every move. He was willing to sacrifice his own core lands to make an OP ally to crush all his enemies, he recklessly throws his men against the enemy just to make them suffer, and he has the gaul to mute with such a powerful absolution which none of the others could carry in those two simple words: you're muted. Let's not forget he's into serious RP which I can definitely get behind. Like he clearly wanted to get behind Bo and clap his cheeks at the beginning of the video. The sexual tension? Whew. Higher than Snoop Dog and Seth Rogen's lovechild.

[@mikewazowski7024]

TBH I wanted to see Swimmy’s plan being executed, there’s so little variety in VicII games it would bbe fun to see some whacky shit.

[@vrabb9030]

is there rule 34 of Bo and Swimmy

[@PhoenixFires]

@@vrabb9030 Probably.

[@brunopavlovic9794]

@@vrabb9030 rule 34:if it exists there is porn of it,no exception

[@wildfire9280]

@@vrabb9030 imagine it’s just a low effort jpeg

[@The_Laughing_Cavalier]

"Can I do North Germany?" - Otto von Bismarck

[@philip8498]

"we have north Germany at Home" Swimmy

[@theunforgiven9386]

Braun: *Complains that he doesn't get influence fast* Also Braun: *Probably didn't researched the diplomatic influence tree*

[@felixsubakti6907]

The influence tree was tucked under frcking economy group for some reason, unless you are playing an industrial hegemony with the power to crash a whole market (ahem......like iron supply) you won't be needing that tree to be completed

[@theunforgiven9386]

Braun still holds Bessarabia which is Romania's core but so does Swimmy since he has Transylvania. If they're on par with relations, they should be at equal speed unless Braun is behind in diplo tech compared to Swimmy or boosting influence on everyone around him as well

[@davidant8901]

@@theunforgiven9386 You just know that is exactly what he is doing.

[@theunforgiven9386]

They are, that's HPM judging from the Political Reforms UI

[@xrosbeans]

CommandoDude they are using hpm

[@aderhold1]

"Romania is slavic" I'm going to cut braun

[@coatofarms4439]

It only means land of the Romans.

[@craigstephenson7676]

It’s almost as bad as saying Hungary is slavic

[@balticpagan1495]

@@craigstephenson7676 if it was in warshaw pact, its slavic for westerners

[@flamingtrashcans9502]

*angry drum bun noises*

[@coatofarms4439]

@@balticpagan1495 Still isn't an excuse to be incorrect.

[@Aecrim1]

"They are slavic" - Triggered Romanian noises

[@SeledorTrech]

lmao i am Moldovian, and i am triggered XD

[@kingfishyiii5338]

Where’s the lie?

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Losing an army group to Romania didn’t happen? Is he pulling a Tiananmen Square?

[@NikFlatcher]

Nothing happened on the Stephansplatz in Vienna, 1867

[@Fordo007]

Isn't that a reverse Tianamen? The Chinese sent in the tanks and the army and all the students suddenly wiped them all out to the last man and China just went ''no we didn't just lose an entire army corp'

[@xy-tq9ll]

Wait what happened at tiananmen?

[@RemiUllmann]

Kim how do you know that isn’t that band in the DPRK???

[@greninjamastergabe6452]

​@@xy-tq9ll NOTHING. NOTHING HAPPENED IN TIANAMEN SQUARE. THE CCP IS THE TRUTH. NOTHING HAPPENED IN TIANAMEN SQUARE. PRAISE XI JINPING.

[@pablo_giustiniani]

*"Can I do North Germany?"* *"Yes"* *"Ok"*

[@craigstephenson7676]

Braun when he sees swimmy “I fear no competent player, But that thing, that scares me.”

[@ZahrDalsk]

I like how at 08:07 Bo reflexively starts off with "shut up Brau-" when talking to Swimmy.

[@commissarblyt.8073]

When you play political game and start doing politics in real life.

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

Swimmy: *Hires IRL hitman to assassinate in-game rivals.*

[@yeatnumber1Dmuncher]

@@Daniel_Lancelin based Swigma male

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

@@yeatnumber1Dmuncher Swigma rule #43: Act as insane and irrational toward friend and foe alike so they can never tell if your nonsensical plans are real or just a ploy. Let them quiver in uncertainty like the betas they are.

[@patrickkeyes6682]

"I just want... I just want to know that i have you with me." When is swimmy coming out?

[@bobthepervyuncle]

About the same time Bo comes out.

[@MatthewMMR]

People don’t understand, Swimmy is a strategic and diplomatic genius.

[@attacheli9591]

'"I played the political game very hard, I read every *Steam discussion* ! You guys are just mad that I had a a good Russia game, I have a massive industry, I didn't colapse..."

[@elsasslotharingen7507]

"Romania is Slavic" "Roman-ia" "Land of Romans" Ok

[@LoydAvenheart]

It's the land of neither Romans or Slavs.

[@necromater6656]

And Russia is the Third Rome, therefore its Slavic clay

[@danielchera9214]

@@LoydAvenheart hes saying the name should give him the clue and romanian is a latin language so it's more land of Romans then land of slavs

[@AleXcsGaming]

@@LoydAvenheart we only have like 20% slavic dna rest of it is greek roman and ancient indo-european

[@StalkerQtya]

@@AleXcsGaming So that's why you look like a bunch of albanian peasants?

[@guilherme1622]

i like how swimmy would sacrifice the hours he spent on building and improving his nation just so he could watch russia burn.

[@ianbrudnakvoss3126]

"They're Slavic" *blood-curdling cry*

[@ihavetowait90daystochangem67]

Brother’s War? Nah I prefer *Chromosone Conflict*

[@kebabmanthekebab-giver9610]

hate incest

[@MrCrasherdog]

Kebabman The Kebab-giver sounds like something an incest lover would say

[@kebabmanthekebab-giver9610]

Genetical civil war

[@zekedia2223]

And I think someone might’ve taken a couple casualties...

[@nahm8idrathernot603]

chromosome*

[@thatwritingguylol]

Never argue with Swimmy. Someone with a lower IQ than you will bash you down to their IQ after the constant debating and assert dominance

[@keanunmoskaluk3518]

‘Arguing with an idiot is impossible, they will beat you down to their level and best you with experience’ -someone, i dunno

[@Tabako-san]

Did they just call Romanians slavic? PAIN

[@GoldenSovereign-n1u]

Austria-Hungary: "Why do we have to fight like constantly? Why can't we just love?" I felt that

[@Yessir822]

"Because Romania is Slavic"

[@bogdann2026]

“Why do u want Romania?” “Because they are Slavic?” We are latin ffs ppl🤣

[@deadset15-hrvavik17]

Fact: 20% of romanian vocabulary is slavic, however yes you are your own thing, I love your romanians :)) despata te romane , pozdrav from Croatia 🇭🇷

[@chinsaw2727]

DeadSet15 - Hrvavik 80%>20%

[@deadset15-hrvavik17]

chinsaw2727 yes however Romania is a interesting nation

[@Brams2777]

Our long lost latino brothers

[@rebelkommando6166]

Swimmy to Braun: You're muted. I feel like I've seen this before.

[@theaveragememelord759]

I feel like I've seen it somewhere too, but I can't seem to put my finger on it

[@natry484]

Reading the summary I thought, "Is Austria Swimmy?" and then Bo immediately says "So Austria(Swimmy)"

[@GoldfishEmpire]

I like Swimmy. I think he is a very intelligent individual who plays the game by planning on no one interfering what-so-ever. 10/10 geniusness.

[@kingdogethell6774]

He literally said thats his strategy in one video

[@TheTestyDuck]

Swimmy is slowly turning into Dressel, but instead of Iwo Jima it’s Eastern Galicia lmao

[@Oh_oh_its_Magic]

"I Mean.... I just want to know.... that I have you with.. me.." - swimmy confessing his love to Bo i see 👀

[@thecringekid5744]

The fact that Austria lost an army to the Romanians isn't surprising

[@cwovictor3281]

Feels like a historically plausible alt history.

[@MisterSpinalzo]

probably got stolen

[@ChouanB]

To be honest, Swimmy's plan to make super Germnany for Bo sounded like a 4D chess move.

[@epicfailurecz2083]

All the bs... all the shenanigans... and all I can remember is that aneurysm inducing bit about Romanians being Slavs.

[@StupidMovieMan]

For people wondering the reason Braun wasnt getting influence in Romanian was due to Bo having 100 influence in Romania and was still investing. When you are capped on influence you start to remove influence of other nations. Braun only started gaining influence once Bo was no longer at 100.

[@jonahmsl8612]

I thought when you kept investing when you had 100 influence it just didn't get invested

[@f3tsch906]

Nice to know thx

[@beefyblom]

1:45 by the looks of how quickly we see a united germany after he says that, it was effective

[@maxkennedy8075]

*Swimmy as Austria in vicky 2* What sort of 8.7D hypercube billiards will we see today *Asks to release himself as Hungary so Bo can become super Germany just to fuck over Braun* Well I can’t say I’m disappointed

[@TheChosenFailure]

ah yes the ROMANians with a language of the ROMANIC family are definitely slavic

[@tylerp6381]

"So in this austria wanted to dunk on russia..." me to myself, Swimmy must be Austria.

[@epurianudarie2426]

Love your vids! Fun facts, Romania isn't a slavic country Google it up if you're interested

[@Jack-jz4ls]

1 minute club

[@laihka9049]

9:07 "I don't want friends because they would disappoint me"

[@helwrecht1637]

Swimmy complains when people troll him and then baits braun

[@dorktriogamer2865]

"Because they're slavic?" *Cries in isolated latin noise*

[@dragos4044]

Is Romania slavic? Yes Sad Romanian noises

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Epic meme, I'm laughing *so much right now*

[@wisdomball4584]

Please tell me they dont actually think romanians are slavic.

[@youwantsum4407]

Romania is actually more latin's than slavs

[@greninjamastergabe6452]

Romanian is a Romance language, and genetically, Romanians are mostly Latin, Greek, and Thracian. They don't have much Slavic blood.

[@Nihoolious]

"You're Muted" Speech 100

[@Frankenbutt99]

“You’re muted” carries so much power I can’t even express it

[@rm0986]

0:18: The Austrian-Hungarian government requests the German Empire's unconditional support in their retaliation for the murder of Archduke Franz Ferdinand (1914, colorized)

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

Braun: "Romania is slavic!" Me: "Kinda right, mostly wrong!"

[@codysodyssey3818]

Bo's Viccy 2 vids are my favourite

[@statelyelms]

huh going back through videos and braun has not always been so irritating. like he's enjoyable in this one interesting

[@sansobamium]

-you walked into mine, wtf? -get out the way bitch imo one of the funniest moments in the entire bokoen universe

[@spacepiracy1552]

I want another stellaris mp memes so bad

[@SupremeRTS]

Day 28 of asking for more scp secret laboratory

[@timno2639]

'why do you want Romania' followed by 'cus theyr slavic' breh (Romania isnt slavic)

[@korfi1403]

This is why I don’t make allies, Bc they constantly stab me in the back, said by Swimmy, who kills his allies

[@Robinjhoe1]

Swimmy should write his own "the Art of War". Noone will understand it, but it would be funny

[@FAL87]

to be fair. bo is the snake almost every game xDDD

[@LEGOALEX97]

This is one of the funniest episodes I've seen in awhile.

[@DerAstrophysikerr]

Honestly, I would have loved to see Swimmy's plan in action.

[@MasterMark08.]

I'd play a game with documents tbh 🤷‍♂️

[@Mankorra_Gomorrah]

“I’d rather swimmy be my ally than not have allies at all” - Peak German roleplay.

[@polskipolak1129]

Day #4 of asking for new SW:EAW video

[@filipkopec525]

1:53 Romania is not Slavic. It is in the same group as France, Italy and Spain

[@Specificify]

In language yes, in race it's quite slavic

[@Dan-jv6uh]

@@Specificify You're wrong. But of course a communist Russian would say this bullshit.

[@hippityhop9522]

Thank God Victoria 2 is the best hoi4 game

[@benjaminbesaw7540]

"It's good to trust others but, not to do so is much better." -Some Italian guy

[@Bornkiller1463]

I hope you guys do stellaris games on the channel

[@YourVintageStick]

look I may not know much... but Romania isn’t Slavic, they’re a Latin Country in a sea of Slavs

[@command_unit7792]

They are orthodox so they are honorary slavs...

[@Presario3440]

I love this so much. Its so beautiful. Keep up vic2 memes

[@Syris]

They really said Romania is Slavic💀

[@TheYeetiest]

Ah yes, the negotiator.

[@dooperdoo5184]

Heads up i haven't watched the video and i'm guessing that swimmy is going to do something dumb. Edit: Yup

[@Cammy-101]

Iranian embassy V2 electric boogaloo?

[@thewildwegonian92]

Swimmy is a prime example of how to hold an argument but only with yourself. Cause you can't win if it involves another person. Its like Colonel Klink in Hogan's Heroes saying he's never loss a legal case.

[@jdurk]

Y'all should play stellaris again

[@tutszumi]

I’m early I don’t have a joke

[@FoeReaper]

This is by far the funniest one I've seen yet. Holy shit Swimmy clown car is the most entertaining thing ever.

[@dfdfggsdg]

>Romania >Slavic w h a t

[@protogen2595]

First and love your vids

[@wackypacky6917]

Can you play ultimate admiral dreadnought multiplayer when it comes out?

[@strykergroce2229]

Hi Bo, keep up the great work on videos, love your content.

[@dzaky2195]

Nice USA game bo👍👍

[@zenk1578]

victoria 2 pog

[@austinreed5805]

It’s Swimmy. What do you expect?

[@Spieler521]

*Your muted* I lost it

[@peptogaming8458]

Swimmy is fucking hign

[@IronThunderLyrics]

every video is 10 minutes which makes me sad and angry. lel

[@floridaball4896]

Looks like karma finally caught up with swimmy