The Worst UK Ever 2.0 - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

[@Bokoen1]

38(t) best tank of war!

[@oleanderkazzy_]

Debatable but I see what you mean

[@los1713]

What can I say, golden czech hands

[@LordGeneralNeil]

Was a great tank at the time.

[@diamondkey8594]

The bob semple has it beat

[@comradejeb2248]

Golden didn’t find coctor 61. RIP his eye.

[@yellow9053]

Classic bokoen1 editing. Goes from Axis winning literally everything and gloating to Italy being entirely occupied

[@hueeuh4150]

It was probably due to Dankus throwing Romania and Finland, and the failed invasion of Guyana.

[@timesnewlogan2032]

@@hueeuh4150 They also overextended in Africa, missing the chance to invade the UK when the entire Royal Navy was repairing.

[@jonahhudson2052]

It literally was a months time difference. All that happened in a month.

[@JBGARINGAN]

I don't understand how you can throw that its unthinkable

[@jaif7327]

@@timesnewlogan2032 yea they even once were mocking someone because they were overextending in africa, it’s a curse to do it

[@tomm9963]

Seeing Axis go from world domination in 1941 to Endseig in 1943 *getting rolled my eye my eye my eye*

[@konradcurze8176]

Cocter?

[@martinhorvath4117]

most games i have vs the ai :( i just get tired of microing shit after 4 hours xddd

[@craigstephenson7676]

Allied Game Impact

[@Jsay18]

Contour!

[@crqf2010ruler]

Virgin Sanitäter vs Chad Coctor

[@zigzakz]

“We need to nerf ourselves” is what I would call foreshadowing.

[@wilianrodrigues5280]

Yeah, that’s called having a Dankus Xd

[@magmat0585]

Dankus was like "And I took that personally"

[@benfrank9622]

I guess they nerfed themselves too far.

[@mightycannon1512]

Why are all your comments like this

[@perturabo7825]

Dankus throwing two nations and swimmy getting overconfident and wasting troops on a pointless invasion of South America leaving Italy poorly defended is peak bokoen server

[@ГригорийГ-ч4н]

Dankus was secretly Alpharius working for victory of socialism the whole time.

[@psyduckpsy8726]

"we're getting rolled"

[@PrometheanGOld4]

UK doing a no plane build is like Germany doing a no tank build

[@darthobama3148]

Or Japan deleting it’s navy and not producing any ships

[@vitorneves2707]

Or France doing no surrender build

[@eluc_s2510]

Or Russia doing no infantry

[@nick3xtremegaming212]

or Russia doing a no infantry build

[@cricketcoop2038]

USA isolationism build

[@LordGeneralNeil]

With Golden’s eye problems, it’s probably not safe for him to fly.

[@johnyoung4441]

My eye my eye! Coctor coctor!

[@floridaball4896]

@SlothTheWeeb IS ANYONE HERE A COCTER?!?!

[@LordGeneralNeil]

Inspired by Golden, Dr. Gregs, “I need a Coctor”

[@the_chosen_one5642]

EYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE

[@lt3746]

@@the_chosen_one5642 I love how there’s the KZbin translate button and it just added more eyes to the word. Even KZbin is in on the meme

[@kingdom25]

Dankus is like “Forward, only forward!” as the Russians simply drive around him

[@mattevans4377]

He wasn't attacking, he was retreating in the other direction ;)

[@lordhelix2760]

Dankus was the true soviet spy

[@Szarekh]

I dont understand. When Dankus is being an enemy he fucking Meta memes so hard and ruins the game. Then when he plays with Bo he’s cucked more than Greg

[@dreamcrusher112]

@@Szarekh he's just fuckin around when bo is there it seems

[@Szarekh]

@@dreamcrusher112 Dankus is the reason why Golden won this game. GOLDEN WON.

[@taptiotrevizo9415]

Golden is like a mustache twirling villain who goes "I'll go full air, no air, or some other stupidly crazy strategy that will totally work"

[@MarlboroFed]

and it sadly did

[@polarhack222]

@@MarlboroFed because of dankus though. He got completely destroyed, Dankus was just so good at the game that he single handedly defeated the axis

[@MarlboroFed]

@@polarhack222 Dankus is the worst at playing minor nations

[@polarhack222]

@Desert Man twice

[@insignificantgnat9334]

I love how Italy went from "I don't have enough troops to garrison Africa" to "lets open another front in South America".

[@marcellgere9907]

Swimmy is a Sigma Male. He can do this.

[@asherwoodrow7471]

#swigmamale

[@JohnTrustworthy]

Dankus about Africa: "We are going to lose the war." Bo and Momlover: * win the entire fucking continent * Dankus: "Fine then. If no one's going to lose us the war then I am."

[@Miku-fz2iv]

Dankus is so shit 💀💀💀

[@Meyr3356]

"Fine. I'll do it myself."

[@isaacandersen1]

ESPORTS!!!

[@peytonsepter5034]

“This is the worst uk game ever” ofc happens when it’s a golden uk

[@taptiotrevizo9415]

Remember when he did do a all air build

[@pandoranbias1622]

Golden ruins everything he touches (except for that one game where he saved spain and the axis)

[@Xer405]

Ironically golden used to pull off crazy stuff but now is just as bad as braun

[@fireuser691]

Dankus stole the spotlight

[@ArmageddonEvil]

@@fireuser691 Dankus' failures were pretty bad in this episode. Failed in Finland and in Romania. lol

[@askamikaze3936]

Letting Dankus play minors is like disassembling your car brakes and speeding up to 180km/h

[@sosig6445]

letting Dankus play is like strapping a bomb belt on you and detonating it in the middle of nowhere with no enemies around...

[@isaacandersen1]

Better than letting dankus play with minors

[@superpie4054]

I have never seen anyone throw as spectacularly as dankus

[@herowesley1804]

He does it so much I'm almost convinced it's purposefully

[@halzan7467]

Allied high command must feel relieved at this point. I’m sorry but the game was won. No air UK, one last objective as Russia, yet somehow Dankus actually threw so hard.

[@liamselle1990]

@@herowesley1804 they PayPaled him mid match lol

[@herowesley1804]

@@liamselle1990 really? That's pretty bunk honestly

[@liamselle1990]

@@herowesley1804 nah I was just memeing

[@wolfmaster7746]

When Swimmy was a better Finland than Dankus...

[@flexprime2010]

with the "meme" encirclements XD

[@bruh5992]

@@flexprime2010 stalin i swear they are meme encirclement! *Gets hung*

[@The_Laughing_Cavalier]

"Sir, please, my fleet has 156 ships needing repairs!" "I'm sorry, you don't have the correct Battleship loicense to use these facilities"

[@julianpesantes3338]

Who can throw a game harder, Golden or Dankus?

[@alexlineder8534]

Dankus easily

[@nicolaszan1845]

Dankus threw two entire nations in one game

[@ArmageddonEvil]

@@512TheWolf512 About they have to team up in the same country. XD

[@MitchellBirt]

Yes.

[@philip8498]

dankus threw 2 games in one campaign. thats what i call efficiency

[@DeffoSpaniel]

Ive never seen tanks perform so well in mountain AND jungle tiles... this is truly wunderwaffe

[@HeckaLives]

Dankus: "Boys I'm sorry. I had my army set from 'roll' to 'throw'."

[@TheBigYarg]

When bo said “I’m sucking these medium tanks right now” I imagined him trying to fit his mouth around the gun

[@tinchorb1340]

Why

[@PromKnight]

"Trying" like he's not an expert already

[@pcslug3122]

'Daddy Bo ,not there' in Amber's loli voice.

[@yigitoz8387]

@@pcslug3122 amber is a loli, pog

[@Jacob-pu4zj]

Bo: "What were you saying about us getting rolled?" Dankus: "That was, four days ago, five days ago."

[@jonahhudson2052]

Golden rolls up like "I have this strat guys: basically, I'm going to rig up this system of pulleys to drop an anvil on the German players head!"

[@earlofbroadst]

It worked for Bugs Bunny.

[@habibihabibi7115]

And the Anvil is Dankus

[@gearbait2820]

The Guyana front is some of the most intelligent military strategy I've ever seen from swimmy

[@grumpycato8314]

Ironically enough, Messe was really promoted to Field Marshall before being forced to surrender to the Allies in Tunisia; knowing Swimmy he was LARPing again

[@commanderadam1835]

I was thinking that dankus is one of the best hoi4 players but this... it scares me

[@thelegoman1839]

Dankus has always had a thing for closing his eyes and getting encircled like a BOSS. That's why he best when he plays something like heavy tank russia where losses don't matter

[@Decrupt]

@@thelegoman1839 He’s a poggers USSR and Germany player.

[@KM_OwO]

Once played a game with him where he fell asleep at the wheel with USA and had virtually nothing ready for dday by 1943. But he is good at Russia / Germany

[@PX6DEVASTATER]

It seems like he likes to play super aggressively which is fine when you're a major and dictating the front but not great when you're a minor.

[@thelegoman1839]

@@PX6DEVASTATER It still does get his shit pushed in alot tho, cuz he overfocuses (like when he got his whole army encircled as fuckkin finland). Him being alot better at majors is because he can handle a few punches to his face while doin his crazy stupid micro

[@Dominion69420]

Literally had a UK player once completely forget to garrison against Ethiopia and proceeded to have the entire african front encircled by the Italian player having shoved as many troops there as he could before the war started and proceeded to rush them to Cairo Needless to say, we completely lost Raj and almost got sealioned

[@frankwilson628]

I remember this one. I didn’t catch the stream but watched the recording on twitch. Dankus worked overtime to make the axis lose this game.

[@Gingerbreadley]

Golden is always pushing the meta. He is pushing it backwards but he is pushing it.

[@mattevans4377]

Axis: *Does well* Dankus: I'm about to end this whole faction's life....

[@SilverxSky]

The perfect game... just beaten by 1 player.

[@cynicalautist1774]

Dankus really carried this game for the allies, huh?

[@TheLoraxshadenough]

Dankus only has two modes, meta carry and hard throwing.

[@corporalsilver6981]

Dankus be micromanaging the exact placement of his troops in the trenchline like its Men Of War Assault Squad 2!

[@ArrangedKarma]

UK with no air: *exists* Battle of Britain: Alright bro imma head out. Also of course a dumb strat like no air UK is Golden.

[@taptiotrevizo9415]

He also did a full air UK a while back

[@ArrangedKarma]

And he probably still lost anyway :)

[@rubear1548]

I can say that I played a small part in this legendary game as Australia. I cannot say it was pleasant or that I am proud of being part of a no air UK LUL

[@romanplays1]

8:34 ...well this was VERY freaking prophetic. considering that turned into the actual name

[@hirocheeto7795]

I've been subbed long enough that when I heard the UK speak the first thought that went across my mind was "of course it's Golden."

[@itsed5164]

Feels good when you're done with assignments and Bo uploads a video

[@emperortoxic5267]

Dankus nerfed you, game master dankus.

[@isaiahwatrous7706]

My eye! My eye! I’m getting rolled! Call the coctor!

[@PackedWolf]

As someone who watched the stream, I feel really bad for the allies here. Golden's no air strat did lose them Africa, but after that point, when the US player should have been the one to come in and pick them back up and raise morale and lead a D-Day... there was Grisha, putting everything in the Pacific, fucking screaming at any allied player who requested anything. Then he gets all the credit with the final naval invasion of northern Germany at the last minute. Glad he won't be joining any more Bo games, just for the amount of toxicity he threw at the commonwealth players in this game. If Bo was on the other side, this video would have been Iwo Jima 2.0. But I guess then we wouldn't get Dankus throwing two nations hahahahah

[@fireuser691]

Grisha not joining any more games, something happens? I'm ok with it not a fan of his style but jw

[@williamy3947]

Wait, did USSR just solo hard carry Allies to pwn the entire Axis? If UK was being useless for the most part and the USA being utterly useless, who else could pick up the slack? Some of the Allied Commonwealth members got eaten early too.

[@PackedWolf]

@@williamy3947 Factors leading to an Allied victory after the loss of Africa, in order of impact: - Dankus throwing the entire eastern front, twice - The Soviet players (I think they were Tunney and Vented?) being good enough to exploit Dankus' throws - Grisha finally moving from the Pacific and throwing a really good naval invasion at the Axis in mid-43 - Golden keeping morale up by giving the capitulated commonwealth players most of his divisions so they could play the game (and he had a lot of divisions because not producing any air makes the UK a serious infantry and tank powerhouse) and then leading the invasions of Italy and Egypt

[@stanleychen7713]

@@PackedWolf damn Golden redemption after he threw away Africa?

[@comradecommissar1945]

Good, Grisha is loud and annoying as fuck literally worse than Dressel in everyway

[@olorinmagus4479]

I knew before Golden even spoke that it was a Golden UK

[@magni5648]

"I'm waiting until I cna mentally dominate him." ...that's such a Swimmy thing to say.

[@Sam-im5tc]

"We need to nerf ouselves" Dankus: Say no more

[@SolarFlareAmerica]

Asking dankus to prove himself to you bo, I feel the same way. Even from the streams he's always cooking up a hairbrained offensive

[@liammiller6247]

I accidentally had Golden's last stream VOD playing in another tab and I thought the last 2 minutes of this video just had Golden rambling angrily in the background and nobody was listening to him

[@The_Sludge]

In shock that Dankus threw the game that hard.

[@liladoodle]

UK: *Does a no air build game.* The Axis Powers: "I've been looking forward to this."

[@nick3xtremegaming212]

Ban Dankus and Golden from playing any nations with important jobs

[@EpicGamerino]

How you lost such an amazing lead is beyond me

[@habibihabibi7115]

Dankus got distracted by his crippling nicotine addiction and fed all the German tanks to the soviets for free.

[@krawek445]

Dankus lost his mojo, like many great men before him

[@AlphaDaxter1]

who are those great men?

[@Deducklo]

Every gameplay I have ever seen of dankus is just him throwing every single game.

[@Dovoline3]

I don't know what's worse: Anyone, playing any nation, thinking a fucking no plane build is at all a valid strategy in any possible circumstance, or Bo somehow losing to it.

[@chipsdubbo4861]

Can someone who watched the stream please explain how the Axis managed to fail despite knocking out Africa, encircling the entire Med, and attacking Guyana?

[@Blazo_Djurovic]

Itally was too weak and streched to defend all of southern Europe and Africa once Barb started?

[@Vuda22]

Finland lost 6 - 8 german tanks + all of Finland, the italian invasion of Guyana got beaten, american heavy tanks were too strong for the geemans to push out of a dday fast so they cojldnt redeploy their tanks from dday to eastern front after Finland (now Romania) pushed to far and got his whole army encircled, depriving the germans of a southern front and part of the central one

[@Vuda22]

They almost did beat the russians tbf they had about 90 divisions left by the end of the war

[@williamy3947]

@@Blazo_Djurovic Was Vichy France any help to the Axis?

[@s3pnic514]

Dankus: ”you’re gonna get recked”. Is it a new meme now?

[@kaigamer8250]

damn, how the hell did you guys throw this, it looked like the Allies were completely doomed and you guys lost?

[@Dorsidwarf]

The power of Big D Energy

[@generalzyklon3913]

Dankus basically intentionally throwing.

[@matthiuskoenig3378]

I am sure Italy going into s. America didn't help

[@generalzyklon3913]

@@matthiuskoenig3378 Russia was dead if it wasn't for Dankus, it's why Swimmy was willing to waste units.

[@baron2062]

capturing all of africa is just a massive waste of time and resources

[@Sana_a04]

I still cannot believe the axis lost this game.

[@sjeason]

I’m convinced at this point that golden has no idea how this game works.

[@shanepower9201]

Dankus throws as usual

[@Decrupt]

”As usual” What lmao?

[@joborbin4903]

@@Decrupt as usual

[@habibihabibi7115]

@@Decrupt Dankus is a great Germany but whenever he plays minors he just throws.

[@emiliomanuelguascamacho8939]

italy: We're so close The Axis members: yeah, we're so closed to be hanged!

[@pharaates4564]

New A to Z video and MP in a nutshell video during the same day? Oh boy I am gonna have fun watching these

[@aptspire]

The universe where when a 38(t) gets blown up, the rivets blow out like AP and pen the British tanks.

[@goreignak]

You guys seem to have genuine fun playing this. Good on ya, it's really nice to see. /thumbsup

[@marlind9430]

Dankus was not a clown, he was the entire circus.

[@Fruzhin5483]

Golden (as UK): I will do no Air build this game Dankus: I will get fucked as two nations in one game Perfectly balanced, as all thing should be

[@SmithMason5494]

Golden gets saved by Dankus being uncharacteristically horrible at tank micro on two separate nations. Fucking memes all around.

[@djv1ferus467]

What will be the next glorious Golden Tactic? No Tank Russia? No Navy USA? No China War as Japan? U never know

[@thefrenchareharlequins2743]

Churchill has had one too many whiskies this evening...

[@bencurran3204]

I love the "you're doing all this without cas" something the germans would want to here back in 42

[@generallime8357]

First thing I see bo getting an encirclement this is meta editing!

[@kanadsur3960]

Ah, I remember this game. Dankus threw, twice. First as Finland, then as Romania.

[@manwithaplan5503]

*UK Deploys its Cruiser Tanks* Heinz Guderian: "Plays Gas Gas Gas" by Manuel

[@elpl1293]

Really says a lot about the current economical situation of Venezuela

[@343DeltaSpark]

Can't believe how hard Bo and Swimmy got rolled in Africa

[@brotherhoodz97]

turns out dankus is shit when he cant do his 10w soviet spam with 40 tank divisions.

[@deeznoots6241]

Hoi4 MP players 2 years ago: light tanks are fucking worthless and you should basically only ever spam heavy tank Hoi4 MP players now: light tanks are amazing

[@sp0ckz0mbi3]

"We're so close guys!" - Mussolini to the Italian Council of Fascists right before they deposed him.

[@Salantor]

Dankus, The Meta Guy. Also known as The Thrower.

[@MrBallReal]

“They called my Finland weak” “And they were right”

[@SuperWolfman9]

Dankus vs Golden An Unstoppable Force vs a Immovable Object Who can throw harder?

[@taptiotrevizo9415]

Remember the last worst UK when Braun played UK and got sealioned immediately

[@nope7120]

Dankus in his own videos: "They fear me!" Dankus in reality:

[@tibutoro]

The big chungus divisons at 3:20 lmfao

[@neoniiden7644]

Dankus has fallen off the skill ladder.

[@turkepic3637]

Virgin "Golden is so bad!!!" vs Chad "Golden's no Air meta helped him supply his commonwealth friends with extra troops so they can play the game. He didn't give up despite playing out of meta conciously."

[@GoodwinGhost]

"be careful. you're gonna get rolled" gets rolled himself

[@danielduhzgaming3070]

“The classic Romanian death trap” be like

[@fraserking4747]

> Worst UK I mean I’m sure it’s not that ba- > Golden is playing UK OhNo.mp3

[@XanderHerman-y8j]

My first multiplayer hoi4 game was as Great Britain. Having only played single players I had no idea I was as bad as I was. Very soon after getting sea lioned in 1939 I realised that I needed to learn a bit

[@flapajack3215]

*reads title* , okay so golden is playing UK

[@enrikdaka2183]

Apperently dankus can't won't without using 2 times the tanks of the opponent

[@gtafanatic1]

3:16 Always hilarious when someone brings that up

[@peterbc6129]

UK has no air Must be Golden Golden Lost My Eye

[@DarthHawthorne]

Bo: We need to nerf ourselves Dankus: Say no more fam

[@AndresLopez-kp8ko]

“No air build” - must be a golden UK

[@Masv1pe]

It’s very often where “The worst game” has Golden in the nation throwing

[@kinglyknight]

Video title: Worst UK Actual Video: Worst Dankus

[@Karthage922]

My brain can't understand how this turned into a loss. I am sad that I am mentally incapable of comprehending this.

[@BlicedSread]

Leave it to Dankus to throw twice in one game.

[@josephstalin2526]

Poor dankus just getting bullyed for his stupidity