Battle of the Bulge 2.0 - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

[@Bokoen1]

We got a problem

[@heartofiron2251]

What’s the problem

[@zyolid3083]

No problem

[@Memin00]

No u

[@nexton4613]

wir habe eine grosse problem

[@catparadise1243]

300K subs arty only for everyone

[@LallO]

Spanish Commander: So Does your navy still exist? Italian Naval Commander: *looks frantically around the dock* Errr I think we have some destroyers lying in a shed somewhere Hitler: SEALION IT IS

[@Tomahawak6712]

_My only question is_ *h o w d i d i t a l y f i t a w h o l e a s s d e s t r o y e r i n a s h e d*

[@somewhereelse1235]

@@Tomahawak6712 It was a particularly large shed and a particularly small destroyer

[@Tomahawak6712]

@@somewhereelse1235 Those are some smol destroyers indeed with a crew of 20

[@Cole.Ignios]

@@Tomahawak6712 You didn't know? Italian military sheds have wine cellars that put the white house to shame

[@alfredorotondo]

@@Cole.Ignios actually in Brindisi in southern Italy there's a wine deposit which is bigger than a medium sized gas tanker And it's famous because it's entirely made without any bolts because wine corrode it

[@niteshaders2846]

I've watched this series for about 2 years and now I can only imagine people talking as if their actual countryballs, I've been indoctrinated

[@jasonfell11]

Same

[@OWNYOMAMA]

Pretty crazy how well edited subtitles make videos like 10 times more interesting.

[@mauricioaguilar7227]

Same if it was not for the country balls and subtitles i not sure i will watch this series so much, it really gives it the charm.

[@aussiemilitant4486]

I have been in lockdown for 2 years, I don't remember talking to people face to face anymore.

[@JoshuaC34]

Same

[@munk6576]

Thomas: "The chances of you pushing out d-day is 10% Axis: "never tell me the odds"

[@liladoodle]

Germany: *Makes the eastern front a priority.* The Allies: "Run, Jedi, run. You have only prolonged the inevitable.".

[@lt3746]

Based reference

[@warlordofbritannia]

Based and Grievously pilled

[@spearhead7777]

2003 grevious best grevious

[@flamingrubys11]

axis won this game actually

[@walnzell9328]

@@flamingrubys11 Who turned it around? Who was the 2003 Windu to the 2003 Grievous?

[@The_Laughing_Cavalier]

"Henceforth you shall be known as Bokoen... 1" - Bo's Father

[@milckop2972]

where is bokoen2 and 3 ?

[@peskypigeonx]

@@milckop2972 they were killed to get the throne

[@dikko7010]

@@peskypigeonx Can't have partition if you have noone to partition it with

[@Nyxcha]

He was preparing in case he needed to replace

[@boxcarz]

Did you mean: "Bokoen... **EXCESSIVELY LONG AND VERY RASPY INHALATION** one."

[@tomseigle7127]

Golden used to be like Vegeta, not always the main fight, but a palpable threat with wildcard factor. Now he's like Yamcha getting bodied every other episode. Golden really needs a win this season imo.

[@freddman0135]

So he is fully like Yamcha, he began as the main rival to goku and now its just a joke

[@TanKMeteoR]

How the hell does Golden reach a new low in every single video he's in

[@asifurrahman5014]

Lmao ik and its the opposite with swimmy

[@unentirelyinsincere]

He is now banned from all majors except japan lmfao

[@JohnnyCash101]

@@unentirelyinsincere thank God im kind of done watching him throw every game

[@williambrennan104]

Northern Mainers wonder the same thing

[@legodude0]

@@JohnnyCash101 Honestly Im surprised its taken this long, Golden has been eating rocks as majors for at least the last year and a half it feels like.

[@theunforgiven9386]

9:13 Germany: "Rubber bullets, big mistake"

[@frearcher8264]

Was Golden even banned from playing majors outside of Japan after he managed to lose twice as Germany? I swear he's gotten so bad to the point that games with him as Germany or the USSR are just ruined unless the rest of the team is stacked.

[@steffanyschwartz7801]

@@frearcher8264 I mean they could co op him with dankus or grisha for the game to zero it out

[@nametba2295]

Oh yeah, it was that infamous stream I had the opportunity to watch, few throwkoen moments like Africa campaign right before the dday and few Sealions. Even though Bo moments, the chances of winning for each side were changing, t'was really fun to watch until Thomas host baby rage moment, which was disgusting, the biggest shock was seeing him be the host again for the next games.

[@connorh2215]

What happened with the Thomas host?

[@billybird5903]

What did Thomas do?

[@tommydoez]

@@billybird5903 As far as I can tell by trying to sus out in the replay, looks like Thomas was stream sniping (As a Tommy how dare he!) Edit:Ok apparently Thomas was the USSR and might have been colluding with the Allies and tried to put on a democratic adviser after he was puppeted/

[@nametba2295]

@@billybird5903 My previous reply was probably taken down due to reddit link to the thread, he was basically griefing College's Axis Russia as his co-op. Messing recruitment, advisors, orders for "memes", left quite a bitter taste at least for me.

[@Bokoen1]

Lets settle down, game was over at the point anyways

[@rnin689]

I love it when Germany re-enacts what happens even though the allies know that they are gonna do that

[@s0r1ns3c]

that couldnt have been a more accurate recreation of the battle of the bulge.. they encirlce the allies with a tank offensive in the winter, fail to destroy the pocket, can't reequip their tank divisions, then the front collapses. It even happened in the same area

[@christophershell7564]

And then the Soviet collapsed to Finland...

[@doomerbloomer6160]

@@christophershell7564 Also accurate, but '''They''' don't want you to know that

[@willkrueger3857]

@@doomerbloomer6160 based

[@resentfuldragon]

@@willkrueger3857 reject history, finno-ugrics rule the world.

[@TravisBroski]

"The game ended and we won" Man, I hate when it cuts to the screen like that

[@siangchengpang772]

Usually it's because these games don't really have a "definite" ending if you watched the streams, it usually ends with one side slowly giving up and then they slowly started the post game discussion until the game is stopped because one side completely stopped playing

[@technetium9653]

@@siangchengpang772 I want to see post game discussions

[@31er_ohne_AMG]

@@siangchengpang772 so did they won, like did they repelled the dday?

[@boxcarz]

@@31er_ohne_AMG Probably not completely, but it becomes clear at some point whether or not they would push it out if the game kept going.

[@gamerdrache6076]

@@31er_ohne_AMG you could go to tommykay i think he shown it

[@eldaxeruskalocraw4213]

If anyone's wondering why Golden lost so fast in the last part of the video, he had gone Trotsky + naval USSR build

[@jaceofspades328]

Galaxy brain

[@bigpigeon2384]

What the hell even is a Naval soviet Build?

[@eldaxeruskalocraw4213]

@@bigpigeon2384 Who knows

[@resentfuldragon]

he is reaching level's of based that we couldn't possibly imagine.

[@catparadise1243]

300K subs =arty only Hoi mp in a nutshell everyone has to do it

[@catparadise1243]

Pls bo

[@catparadise1243]

Or railguns only when new dlc

[@catparadise1243]

Otherwise ISP is better

[@JeerHiAm]

Yes please

[@ilanconcepcion9492]

It is a tradition

[@AlphaHorst]

"I will be honest the chance of you pushing out D-day are less than 10%" "We have had worse" Yep that sums up this entire series

[@connor4955]

@Bokoen1 here me out- WW1 meta WW2. Everybody goes Grand Battleplan using Heavy then Superheavy tanks to push. No CAS, No naval bombers, No Aircraft Carriers with more than one deck space, No motorized, and you get the jist. Allow the central powers to reform+get back their territory to make it fair. Just an idea to change up the game!

[@Mat-cf7xj]

French general spotted

[@freealter]

Do mass assault then not GBP

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

@@freealter GBP gives more entrenchment I'm pretty sure

[@yeatnumber1Dmuncher]

@@freealter or better yet, no doctrine for the true trench foot experience

[@wouterkessel4852]

@@freealter Eh it really depends on where you're fighting. If you're fighting in Asia or Russia, an army with both a lot of tanks and a lot of infantry is better off with mass assault. if you're fighting in say France, the Italian country-side etc. then Grand Battleplan is better. Also if you have no tanks and only infantry grand battleplan is a bit better due to the sheer planning and entrenchment bonuses

[@saltyyf1802]

Theory: Golden is a paid actor, he's doing this on purpose

[@skipperxiv9401]

ISP pays him to torture Bo when he's not around. And even when he is.

[@fiveninenowNOW]

a fellow conspiracy theorist i see

[@yeatnumber1Dmuncher]

5:39 I think Swigma male actually said "I'm used to holes"

[@asifurrahman5014]

Based

[@connorh2215]

Swimmy is slowly becoming more competent and golden less, it’s like they share the small amount of skill they have

[@katamariroller2837]

Has anyone seen Golden and Swimmy in the same room, at the same time...?

[@CalvinNoire]

@@katamariroller2837 hm

[@gernhard.reinholdsen]

Swimmy's 5 stages of grief: 1. Denial 2. Denial 3. Denial 4. Denial 5. Surprise victory

[@RiseofNick]

This the one where Tommy Kay played with them for the 1st time.

[@doctorjackson7024]

Allies: that's got to be the best commander I've ever seen.... Italy: so it would seem..... *Germany proceeds to launch a counter offensive with barely any tanks*

[@polskipolak1129]

Star Wars : Empire at war community is restless we wont stop asking for new SW:EAW video

[@deuu7045]

I started rewatching that and that was the funniest series🤣

[@echo_ironside8006]

i agree. We need more EaW

[@Ronald98]

i third this

[@steffanyschwartz7801]

@@echo_ironside8006 they should play mods like awakening of the rebellion to make it better

[@thelordofcringe]

@@steffanyschwartz7801 does that even work in multiplayer? Or is that the super unbalanced one

[@leilagorrilla4842]

Flojoe response to bo at the beginning was such a chad move, he could not have said something better

[@Joyful_End]

I like Golden, a lot of the time i'm rooting for him but at this point i'm really questioning his ability to even play the game

[@Michaelonyoutub]

he based his strategy on something that used to be op but he hadn't realized had been nerfed

[@trevorrichardson8030]

@@Michaelonyoutub what strategy was that?

[@Michaelonyoutub]

@@trevorrichardson8030 light tank tank destroyers

[@Raidou_]

no going to lie that stream of the golden ussr was fucking funny and super entertaining to watch lol.

[@Aleph3575]

Apparently he's been banned from playing all majors except Japan so I'd expect to see alot less of him.

[@irohn]

Guessing who is playing what nation using the introduction text has been getting very difficult this last couple of months, I like it, Bo seems more humble

[@warlordofbritannia]

Axis: *ignores Africa to rush Soviets* “It’s a bold strategy cotton, let’s see if it works out for them”

[@vlr4631]

"is the Italian navy still alive?[...]" "Prepare for a sealion!" -you could make a movie out of this, low key epic

[@rustyshackleford1508]

"The Good Guys Win WWII"

[@CoolShark-gr7rp]

0:15 is a based moment.

[@literallyme26]

Definitely want to try playing with you guys one day.

[@scoutkenobi4308]

Finally we know why Golden isn't allowed to play majors

[@Scortch-lo3xy]

I just hope golden has a good game, that guy needs a win... Edit: Firstly holy shit thanks for all the likes Secondly I did not realize that you guys think that Golden needs a win too...

[@captainkeyes1523]

True. After he binged LoL he lost his vril, sad to see it

[@Scortch-lo3xy]

@@captainkeyes1523 Vril ?

[@captainkeyes1523]

@@Scortch-lo3xy his hyperborean strategos vril

[@Scortch-lo3xy]

@@captainkeyes1523 Ah I see

[@CantusTropus]

Golden lost

[@wceend5791]

2:38 New Zealand game impact!

[@nikolamilanovic4993]

He didn't mentioned Tommy Kay

[@jerryrgzz1571]

1:59 TommyKay with the Game impact

[@_DutchRaptorX_]

It took me a long time to realize that Tommyk was playing as Hungary

[@darnok6407]

I luckily watched Tommyk's video about it first, otherwise I wouldn't have know as well

[@jaywerner8415]

I never get tired of the German ball going between Swastika and demonetized symbol. Like just put the iron cross on it or something, pretty sure thats perfectly legal.

[@KingBowser2008]

If no one knows, Tommykay is hungary in this playthough. :D just sad he was so tired during this play

[@swadianknight9394]

2:12 Tommy is muted here but on his stream he was hyped as fuck

[@lukogee5911]

Ye I remember

[@weastswagapino3855]

didn't even know tommy was in this video until he posted his vid

[@comradejeb2248]

Wouldn’t be a bokoen video without him stretching the video out to 10 minutes

[@thelordofcringe]

Wouldn't be a youtube* video Press F to piss on advertisers for having no problem with death politics and terrorism on TV but demonitizing everything besides corporate channels on KZbin.

[@tunney2033]

"I won't die" - Vichy

[@tbird1991]

Bokoen origin story finally revealed

[@coalbag2758]

I called in sick from my day job of surveying discord servers as an agent of the fbi to watch this love these videos

[@entire9694]

You are genuinely my favourite channel on KZbin. Love it, keep it up

[@Erebus494]

God this looks so fun, I wish I had guys to play Hoi4 like this with

[@jaceofspades328]

Same

[@andrewclark7559]

At this point its a coin flip to see if Swimmy or Golden is the incompetent Germany.

[@realhawaii5o]

Not enough of Golden at the gates of Paris.

[@oleanderkazzy_]

Italy player (Bo): I'm arriving with my entire armored corps right now The armored corps: *Funiculi Funicula intensifies*

[@gispacho2632]

Knowing TommyKay is hungry now seems like an easter egg.

[@sylvainfalquet6350]

0:58 Swigma male knows what he wants

[@ishaaqsultan9040]

hungarian game impact

[@lucasharvey8990]

Now I want to see a D-Day starting with Denmark then landing in the Baltics so that both factions can encircle the northern thrid of the German army.

[@haroldearlgray5629]

Nobody gonna talk about TommmyKay who was in the game ?

[@tristan3196-l2i]

I'm quite early so I'll say the only logical thing: MY EYE MY EYE MY EYE COCTOR COCTOR COCTOR

[@dnlowithstripes]

well, Romans did use to go to public communal toilets and talk about every day stuff while in the crapper, so Bo's proposal wasn't so outlandish given Mussolini's roman ambitions XD

[@tf_conmon]

Oh thank god he uploaded I was starving on some prime HOI4 content

[@floridaball4896]

Do hoi3 again, that video was fucking gold

[@steffanyschwartz7801]

I CANT MOVE MY F#+-KING UNITS!

[@CHEWYLOE]

@@steffanyschwartz7801 DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL!!!

[@aidanjones4067]

Completely forgot Tommy was in this game.

[@Sutton-vp3bf]

Ah yes the battle of bokoens bulge

[@romanviking7890]

Swimmy has developed a lot, I still remember that hilarious video where he co oped Germany

[@filiaknight8514]

"We simply must hold." wise words

[@alibumba4305]

I got it from Minecraft might have been my favorite quote

[@matheusGMN]

that 10% chance really came through in the end!

[@deezboyeed6764]

That las clip is how wehaboos think the war went when the invasion started.

[@elitepredator3272]

4:45 "It's a race against time! My brain: Then the winged hussars arrived!

[@nick0875]

0:59 Well I guess BoXSwimmy is a ship now.

[@AfroKing24]

“Reads the intro” Ah it must be swimmy or golden on Germany

[@shikikankillzone4239]

_I think I just had an exhaustion-induced coma and just lost 23 hours of my life, but it's all fine because I woke up just in time for a Bokoen1 video_

[@Me-zj4fd]

Me at work who just stops working to watch this, then my boss wonders what I’m doing, sees the video and starts watching with me

[@taptiotrevizo9415]

What's a better duo than Swimmy and losing north africa

[@lescharle4695]

The ten percent chance comment made this shit a fucking esports documentary. super hype.

[@gavas231]

Tommy was in this game??

[@kerarrthamer1312]

Yeah idontknow why bokeon didn’t said anything about it

[@gavas231]

@@kerarrthamer1312 yeah i was watching Tommy's vid and i was like wait a minute I've seen this before

[@killtheheretics2915]

@@kerarrthamer1312 his name is said when they encircle the Mongolians

[@gavas231]

@@killtheheretics2915 when

[@gavas231]

@@killtheheretics2915 time stamp it if possible

[@NexusGaming857]

Hey Bo, I'd like to know what rules you guys have for division templates. I've watched many videos, and I want to know what you exactly restrict from templates. If there isn't a limit, then... Why does it seem like you don't have any anti-tank battalions in your infantry divisions? I just watch infantry divisions completely melt against armored divisions!

[@SSFhighcommandJOHN]

Schwimmy is getting better

[@vroom5418]

Tommyk was in this video, as hungry and I do think I heard him once

[@coltoncarson_UKR-RUS]

"they cant Bulge" -The Allies OCT 2021

[@deanmckellar619]

Wow, even on the other end of the continent with a even bigger country, Golden STILL LOSES....

[@quentin8585]

I subscribed and I appreciate you for playing as Italy

[@rigf1997]

Axis just went "I like those odds"

[@holyordersoftheemperorsinq246]

golden just didn´t go to the cocktor so his eye prevented him from winning

[@medievalthebucket5248]

Well time to watch golden having a seizure

[@themysteriousmaster8755]

Floojoe parents gave him his name because of minecraft lol.

[@bronzie6227]

I scored very low on a maths test today, i was very sad about it since i know i would be the lowest, this video brightened me up abit thanks bo

[@A992_]

WAKE UP BABE NEW BOKOEN VIDEO

[@pualaniloketi2169]

I’m feeling weak for Italian men. -Swimmy

[@JohnnyCash101]

We best not take a single step back on our way to the next episode...

[@Menno_3]

When I randomly get wood while giving a presentation:

[@raikaria3090]

-Due to the USSR eating rocks It's Golden Why am I not surprised Golden lost.

[@s3pnic514]

Can’t Believe that the Italians where needed to push out D-day.

[@Boogie-pv2ni]

Little do people know is that tommy K was Playing On This Game as Hungary

[@erenilyon]

I want to see more tommy, but sometimes you can't get every thing you want right?

[@maikbaumann1250]

"so in this game germany abandon north afrika..." me: "ok bo playes italy"

[@ukraineballaviation1483]

this gives me nostalgia.

[@alexnicklow9049]

Bo's Parents: We should name him Bokoen! Username "Bokeon" has already been taken

[@Gia1911Logous]

almost had it

[@differentsafe]

Watched this for years and still don’t know how to attack Poland

[@ryanrusch3976]

Nice to see a France back on the menu

[@aldine_KSP]

The trucking to moscow reference

[@KildroneInfinite]

I don't understand Swimmy was the leader of the Axis and lead it to victory? Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete...