South African Stats - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

[@Bokoen1]

STATS!!!!!

[@KayaEmpire]

YES!!!

[@thegyptian6631]

Bo what if everyone did artillery only on a Hoi game (Allies and Axis)

[@keirangray902]

He just sounds like he's having the time of his life

[@xboxsmash7169]

Stats

[@catking9915]

How about all vehicles.

[@monkeysubman]

"South Africa was obsessed with their stats." "Huh, I wonder who it could be-" "ESPORTS ALTA!!!" And suddenly it all made sense.

[@guardianof2fort964]

If it was gonna be anyone, it was gonna be him, let's be honest.

[@zodiac5375]

I immediately knew x3

[@baconhairbacana1964]

*💀*

[@t_gabiuel6058]

I was about to comment that lmao.

[@notoriousblt1038]

I knew when it said “stats”

[@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic5937]

Dankus is acting like a Kindergartner that has to show his awesome collection of colored pencils to everyone within a 10 mile radius.

[@sharkehreal]

As a Dankus fan, this is true.

[@snipingflute4346]

Dankus is that guy who would expose national secrets on War Thunder’s forums for his favored unit.

[@mrkalaspuff_3866]

r/rareinsults

[@MatteonixITA]

@@snipingflute4346 That is literally me when someone says that the Type 10 is a shit MBT xd

[@qhayiya252]

they were some pretty good stats though (or coloured pencils)

[@patrolson5354]

"You don't ride a dead horse", UK is speaking straight facts, meanwhile South Africa is speaking straight stats.

[@TippyHippy]

I put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture

[@Oxley016]

@@TippyHippy nice

[@a8er]

​@@TippyHippy wtf

[@kamiriniko]

@@TippyHippy based

[@Quignin]

​@@TippyHippy nice

[@kevdog6425]

You know it's going to be a spicy one when Japan "also didn't do too hot" compared to South Africa going all infantry.

[@baconhairbacana1964]

*Swimmy Japan tho, nothing to expect.*

[@dboi1656]

It was a good entry point for the US which hadn't spoken the whole video though

[@georgebell9226]

“They said my South Africa was WEAK!” Had me rolling in the aisles

[@MrWeeseAChine]

My favorite Dankus meme

[@SolarFlareAmerica]

Australia be like: "I have brought freedom, democracy, and naval dominance to my new empire!" Britain: "YOUR NEW EMPIRE?"

[@Zelein]

"South Africa keep wanting everyone to look at their stats." It's Dankus isn't it? Prediction: *"ESPORTS! ALTA! LOOK AT MAH STATS!"*

[@HistoryNerd8765]

What the hell does Alta mean? Is it German?

[@onlyagermanguy]

@@HistoryNerd8765 It's Youth language, dosn't really have an meaning. I guess it's similar used like dude

[@Nothing-1w3]

@@onlyagermanguy Sweedish youth?

[@igoralekseyev3347]

@@HistoryNerd8765 I think it's German youth slang. 'Alter', literally meaning 'old man', but it's used in the same context as 'dude' or 'bro'.

[@DankusMemecus]

man that south africa player had some sick stats

[@khanhdinh5650]

It was okay

[@Spiderfisch]

Yeah you really should look at them

[@daseinzigwahrem]

LOOK AT THE STATS LOOK AT THE STATS LOOK AT THE STATS!!!

[@12undeadz]

THEY SAID MY STATS WERE WEAK

[@elbeto191291]

ESPORTS ALTA

[@exoticequinox4483]

American sailors must be so confused when they finally spot the Yamamoto but it's crewed by australians

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

Yamamoto is the admiral who planned Pearl Harbor. Yamato is an ethnic group and the ship you’re thinking of

[@exoticequinox4483]

@@goldenfiberwheat238 oh I thought it was named after him

[@HistoryNerd8765]

​​@@goldenfiberwheat238 It's a typo dude, chill.

[@DidamDFP]

​@@HistoryNerd8765 he just educated him politely, no need for anyone here to 'chill' tbh

[@aaroncabatingan5238]

​@@exoticequinox4483 Yamamoto getting crewed by Australians sounds like an innuendo.

[@NeoMatrix77777]

I hope STATS becomes the next COCTOR MY EYE running joke in these matches

[@Yosef_Marks]

Hear, hear!

[@masterhacker7065]

yah just like 'dday is impossible' is now its awesome

[@eluc_s2510]

I’m 99% sure bo deliberately excluded any footage of Dankus’ stats out of spite

[@liladoodle]

Japan: *Loses the Pacific War.* The Allies, trying to figure out what to do: "ALL RIGHT, BOYS".

[@Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933]

VanossGaming reference, nice.

[@lorekeeper8117]

6:27 that laugh was pure Murican, and I’m here for it. 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@HistoryNerd8765]

Hell yeah 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲

[@redshirt5126]

Im just imagining a scene where all the Allied leaders are siting at a table discusing how to deal with the axis when suddenly Nelson Mandela breaks down the door and runs into the room yelling: "AND THEY SAID MY SOUTH AFRICA WAS WEAK!!!! LOOK AT MY STATS! ESPORTS! ESPORTS! ESPORTS!"

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

Nelson Mandela was a nobody at the time

[@aaroncabatingan5238]

​@@goldenfiberwheat238 Was he even born during that time?

[@janehrahan5116]

He was born in 1918. So he would have been 16-25 at this time frame.

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

@@janehrahan5116 yeah and he was a nobody until the 70s

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

@@aaroncabatingan5238 why are you asking me

[@sciencer9830]

when i saw the word "Stats" i already knew Dankus was SAF...

[@baseformrolf6710]

the way everyone just went "huuuaaaaaAAAHHHH" in sync after just one refernece is amazing lmao I did the exact same thing at the exact same time

[@mcmemesbasement4455]

Haven’t even watch this for a minute and its already so jover

[@Gale_Zell]

LOOK AT THE STATS!!! everyone dogging on dankus for his stats is now a inside joke and i love it

[@jordan1262]

One of the only channels I never miss an upload for. Keep up the great content

[@Dragon-pl6eo]

They were really riding a dead horse with the stats joke huh?

[@heartfeltfancy]

5:32 someone had to say it, i respect that

[@lukebaszak6834]

Let's see Paul Allen's stats

[@leonmikeson2313]

the "STATic warfare" pun was underappreciated

[@rianwood4076]

This video should be marked as educational I'm learning so much stats

[@Starguard631]

Knew when he said the player was obsessed with stats had to be dankus

[@queekheadtaker4494]

All this *SOFT* and *HARD* attack stats have got me really psyched for this boko video

[@cheekychunkSR]

Video intro: Player obsessed with stats Me: "It's Dankus, isn't it?" 30 seconds into the video hear him laughing Me: "Yep, it's Dankus"

[@TioWiki]

4:46 the brit with some good old brit humour

[@chrisenvelope8985]

Dankus is going to name "They think my South Africa was weak" to his new vid😂

[@jeffreyrook8073]

"I'm Stats as f*** bro. I don't think you realize how Stats I am."

[@leonardorivelorivelo9253]

The Commonwealth from 2:15 to 3:15 sounds exactly like how i expect a real life soyjak to talk and sound like

[@TorontoWire]

POV: South Africa wants to be the main character

[@OzyWazza]

South Africa absolutely pulsing with "NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!" vibes with that constant "Stats" drum-beat.

[@awesomeguyreborn2822]

You did and I enjoy your fast ones. Love your content btw :)

[@sirllamaiii9708]

>South Africa obsessed with stats Let me guess, Dankus SAF?

[@swisscheese6664]

Can’t believe the Germans ran out of stats in 1943

[@cespu_iv4519]

Dankus seemed so proud of its infantry I loved it

[@sonoftroja1093]

I havent seen the vid, but i just know its Dancus on South Africa

[@sonoftroja1093]

Yess!! I was rigth!

[@jamiekamihachi3135]

I like to imagine after the peace deal a bunch of Australians painting a kangaroo over the rising sun insignia over their newly acquired carriers.

[@sjeason]

In this video, people had stats.

[@pa_alia]

I want more of these videos ripping Dankus

[@GustavoGplay]

The moment I saw "the SA player was obsessed with stats and wanted everybody to look at them all the time", I knew it was Dankus

[@raideurng2508]

I can only imagine the shit Swimming was raging to his team about.

[@Eagle-nh3oj]

"they said my infantry was weak..."

[@CodyIsDaBaws]

“Obsessed with stats” I’ll bet it’s Dankus. Oh look!

[@12undeadz]

voicecrack while he screams STATS as it pans to his 1-1-1-1 admiral had me dead

[@Brent-jj6qi]

I love how the line about bragging about stats in the intro card gave away it was dankus SAF

[@Forlyn0]

Dankus didn't even say "My eye!" he was too busy looking at the stats!

[@sebastiaanbeverloo5652]

Look at those Stats!!!!!!! hearing that for 10 minutes straight is some new torture method and I love it xD

[@Someone42527]

It's got to be great to get to play games with your freinds and make around 8k a month from it. Maybe I'll try something like this once I've got friends, editing skills and a good personality

[@jamesdouglas2145]

Good luck mate

[@DeadcallerX]

LOOK AT MY STAAATTTTSSS!

[@RandomAutist]

Everyone asks to look at Dankus stats, but is anyone asking to look at his stats?

[@mentomor9961]

It's over Anakin, I have high stats! YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY STATS

[@joeyaknow3034]

Another one down another to go Love the vids!

[@redshirt5126]

4:45 “Hello, I’m Dr. Abdul Abdullah Abdelrahman. I graduated from Harvard University and have over 30 years of experience for diagnosing diseases. If you want to know one thing: This right here is cancer.”

[@Sam_Sabaka1]

“Ride a dead horse” 🤔😋😋🤔🤨

[@tomirk4404]

When I read the bit about South Africa going on about infantry hard attack/stats I thought “surely it’s Dankus”

[@davidbolotin9007]

Can we appreciate how much effort bokoen1 puts inside of us 🙏❤️

[@NosferatusTG]

Everyday i yearn to have the danish man putting his effort in me

[@USELESSDCK]

He really works hard for it ♥️

[@cc0767]

Ratkoen snaking inside of us

[@PwnZombie]

Can we appreciate how much effort he puts inside his dead horse

[@zenknight4839]

The moment it says "look at the stats", I instantly knew it's dankus, because only dankus would do this 😂

[@SerialElfYT]

WAIT YOU CAN BLOCK CROSSINGS WITH CAPITALS!?!?!??!

[@mattbrucciani8751]

The fact that we all knew it was gonna be dankus from the opening credits

[@laynaTheLobster]

The moment I saw "Obsessed with stats" in the intro I fucking KNEW it was Dankus

[@JadenLightvale]

Starting off and there’s immediately a rule break. Average bokoen1 multiplayer

[@kayonthetrack8531]

As soon as you said "south africa wanted everyone to look at their stats" I knew it's fucking dankus playing them

[@EntityVsEntityInteractions]

"This made them obsessed with the stats on their divisions" ... It's dankus isn't it

[@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree]

A map gamer telling me that I'm not cool is like that D.U.S.T guy telling me that I'm not gonna survive a home invasion.

[@NotTheBomb]

I love how they know each other channels enough, to meme off each other

[@GAarcher]

stats was never a good stats a esports that last sentence was power

[@FumoPliskin]

Soon I saw stats in the intro, I knew it was Dankus lmao.

[@t_gabiuel6058]

I've heard the word "stats" so many times that it doesnt make sense anymore.

[@garlicxlr]

Look at my stats. Aren't they neat? Wouldn't you say my HOI4 game's complete? Wouldn't you say am the guy... The guy who has... Esport stats...!

[@Boogie-pv2ni]

8:45 Auhhhhh

[@sniper21223]

Lets play the suicide speedrun game. Take a shot every time someone says stats.

[@stratical]

most competent Japan player I've ever seen

[@Otterdisappointment]

“We’re going up there we’ve almost killed the most Italians!” “What the fu-?”

[@charlemagne7847]

As soon as I saw that south africa was obsessed with stats I knew it was dankus

[@helwrecht1637]

Wholesome allied victory. Is nice

[@Syrath101]

Of course South Africa was Dankus.

[@TheColombianSpartan]

"Greek submarine stats" holy shit i am _dying_

[@alfredosanchez5387]

“Can i get land” is so funny to me 7:16

[@Gonboo]

This gives me "+4 Str +4 Stam leather belt" energy.

[@taiga9675]

Split second I read "our SAF player is bragging about stats" I already knew it was dankus

[@MrTeddy12397]

whats dankus's problem

[@IndependentObserver]

Why am I not at all surprised that it was Dankus playing South Africa...

[@HarryRT4UAndMe]

*Sees title and thumbnail* “oh man guess Dankus played South Africa”

[@rianwood4076]

Imagine if south Africa conquered half of Africa but instead of celebrating they just started bragging about statistics

[@Almirante1741]

I knew it was going to be Dankus, I freaking knew it

[@bradenhetzel874]

When i saw that the SAF was talking about stats i knew it was dankus

[@boxcarz]

Lemon Demon - My Trains, but it's "MAH STATS!!!"

[@Drspeco]

LENNARD, ESPORTS, LOOK AT MY STATS ALTA.

[@bruh5912]

LOOK AT DANKUS VIRGINITY STATS!!!!!! SO GOOD!!!!!!!

[@JD-mo9sr]

I like how you shutdown Dankus. He needed that as it made him more focused.

[@chrislaezur730]

Pro tactical moves only on gaming pro veteran Prokoen’s channel.

[@BirbExMachina]

My guy sounding like sneako saying "Watch my clips"

[@baconhairbacana1964]

*I think i got some kind of mental problem after hearing the word "stats" more than 100 times today. I cant unthink this word. Help.*

[@Bobikon1221]

When you look at Dankus stas: "Oh, it's so big. So much bigger than your father."

[@DirkusTurkess]

Gigachad Lennard. Virgin Dankus. OMAN!

[@Ronald98]

MY EYE? MY EYE? COCTOR?

[@taptiotrevizo9415]

Dankus- they said my stats were weaks.

[@user-ki8pr9kl2f]

bullying dankus is always fun and morally correct