What If The Kriegsmarine Had More Funding? - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

[@Official_Kezzie]

Im just imagining Donitz and Reader laughing and cheering while Keitel and Goring are sitting in a corner contemplating their life choices

[@TrondelagianPatriotsriseup]

I think they all contemplated their life choices at some point in their life.

[@devastater97]

Got a bit of a wheeze ngl.

[@theaetherknight5614]

German high command 1939 vs 1945.

[@teddybearpaladin]

“Bad news sir, the Kriegsmarine Commander became a successful stream influencer, and get all their subscribers from our construction managers.”

[@luthfihar3211]

hoi4 media personality trait IRL

[@khorps4756]

Mein Fuhrer... Steiner...

[@luthfihar3211]

@@khorps4756 Donitz and Goebbles collaborating on a stream set up to get crowd funding for the kriegsmarine

[@glenmcgillivray4707]

​@@khorps4756 if Germany could RP as the Steiner heavy scout mechs it would be hilarious. Probably illegal to have Superheavy scout tanks in divisions but it would be hilarious

[@bighillraft]

​@@glenmcgillivray4707 maybe that's why Steiner failed to attack, his division template was against the ruleset and he got banned

[@keechoocalzone]

big fan of seeing the hard cut from "yeah we can kick out d-day" to berlin getting occupied almost every video

[@BeastnodeG]

no way is that keechoo of paloro

[@bcminion1721]

"D-day should die as long as we don't die on the eastern front" Cuts to the soviets encircling Berlin

[@GregBartlesbyProductions]

Good to see that the fans get to influence the script for once. You probably deserve a break from planning everything out.

[@t_gabiuel6058]

wait is his videos fake??? bruhhh

[@slushiemonster3994]

​@@t_gabiuel6058 no they're real, it's just a running meme on the channel to say that they have a script

[@santerilaakeristo7305]

Yeah, didn’t you know? Paradox actually pays him to do these videos to hype the game

[@theEWDSDS]

​@@santerilaakeristo7305 1 thats called a sponsorship 2 not every video only when new DLC/game is out

[@Arexsis]

@@theEWDSDS That was a joke

[@FriendlyJOEY]

Shoutout to Japan (Dankus) not to be outdone by the Germans by refusing to build mils the whole game and only building dockyards until he had like 400 of them.

[@vigokarnebeek9856]

Yea also if the US fleet was in europe why didnt japan invade hawaii and stuff

[@strgunlinr2464]

​@@vigokarnebeek9856dankus doing any game impact challenge (impossible)

[@snakeguy8646]

@@strgunlinr2464 “esports alta!! My stats! my stats!”

[@EGSON1996]

They say my Japan is weak

[@evilemuempire9550]

@@EGSON1996…They we’re right

[@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic5937]

They may have lost but at least they had more ships to escape to Argentina with.

[@emberfist8347]

No they are heading to New Swabia.

[@yigitoz8387]

@@emberfist8347 Operation High Jump, so many memories

[@grandmastercultistofben]

you dont need german ships to escape to south America the Americans have plenty to spare

[@joebloggs7514]

Germany - builds massive amounts of dockyards and starts producing a new high seas fleet and submarine force. Britain - again, you really want to do this again.

[@emberfist8347]

I was thinking they would go “Oh shit here we go again.”

[@magmat0585]

"how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!"

[@antonioferrari241]

“I feel like we’ve been here before. Have we been here before?”

[@polarvortex6496]

Germany try not to lose a large chunk of their navy in a pyhrric draw off the coast of Norway challenge: impossible

[@bencurran3204]

​@@magmat0585 isn't Britain the Oldman tho

[@markdombrovan8849]

6:37 Bo literally pulling the "i was just following orders" card

[@KnownNiche1999]

Based and Nuremberg-was-a-showntrial-pilled B)

[@alect525]

post war "it was all mad Hitler" moment

[@vercot7000]

@@KnownNiche1999 a "shown" trial? what does this mean?

[@KnownNiche1999]

@@vercot7000 I meant to type "show", not "shown"

[@vercot7000]

@@KnownNiche1999 That makes more sense considering the nazis that got off with light punishments (hauser & schroner as examples, though i'm unsure if they were at nuremberg)

[@Technae]

The kriegsmarine needs your help, simply read the full number on the front of the card as well as the three security numbers on the back as well as the expiry date.

[@owlsayssouth]

Donitz just Crowdfunding his navy. visionary thinking.

[@dinofelis9343]

I mean the Hochseeflotte (High Seas Fleet) was financed through a tax on wine.

[@owlsayssouth]

@@dinofelis9343 a tax isn't voluntary (like a crowd funded project would be) . But neato.

[@lukatomas9465]

Before WW1 the Ottomans ordered a battleship from the British shipyards and payed from it in part by donations from common citizens and the British taking the ship for their use at the start of WW1 was one of the reasons why they joined the central powers.

[@Oxley016]

@@lukatomas9465 cheers for the ship sultan *laughs in British*

[@herobrineharry7698]

9:14 You can tell he didn’t do shit by the immense list of “technology not being researched” “air wings missing” “generals ready to promote” clogging the top of the screen

[@derkurier2710]

Same with the Navy like only shiting out Heavy Cruisers is not going to win you any battle, you can see in Norway when they get Deletet BEFORE the Pre-Dreadnought

[@Tomahawak6712]

​@@derkurier2710yeah unfortunately golden got a bit too impatient and ordered bo to raid without waiting for sufficient escorts to be built

[@specificocean2521]

Whoever added the extra zero to the Kriegsmarine's annual budget is getting shot.

[@killiangibbons3176]

i knew it would be good when i found out bo and golden were co-oping Germany

[@Weste88]

We need more of this!

[@letroll8954]

I swear Golden in Bokoen videos is straight gas rn

[@historigraph]

mfw they actually approved Plan Z

[@Ronald98]

Oh my god i just saw this comment, i never knew you were a Bokoen1 fan!

[@Nikkidafox]

Ah yes the "total naval strat" aka "What the f*ck is a barbarossa?"

[@grunknoggenfogger9840]

3:12 "What happens if we just lose the first naval battle?" Pretty sure that'd be a High Seas Fleet moment.

[@danielkaner5156]

This is a cursed timeline where hitler in 1936 just went to raeder and said "you are the man"

[@b3ygghsas]

I mean he basically said that when he approved plan Z even though donitz kept saying the resources would be better invested in submarines

[@strgunlinr2464]

​@@b3ygghsasyes but in 1939 bruhh

[@danielkaner5156]

@str gunlinr™ In 1939 he wasn't the man anymore

[@gamergumilyov8579]

9:35 I like how it goes from "we can kill D-day if we hold the east" to teenagers charging T-34s with a Panzerfaust in Berlin

[@michaelmergenhagen7406]

Gumilyov, Taboritsky is on the phone.

[@justsomeaustriandude8163]

I believed in the Kriegsmarine supremacy. It's so joever for my points.

[@RubberToeYT]

We were this close to greatness, the high seas fleet was nearly supreme

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

If only you had built 120 dockyards... You might've stood a chance.

[@metrorevolution8952]

that golden rant at the end is definitely a hall of famer

[@Eminentharp]

"Two Americans down scratch ONE bogey" yes Bo you can count

[@toasterdogg]

When is the German invasion of IWO JIMA happening?

[@mustmeat944]

So true ToasterDog I fully agree now stop checking your KZbin comment likes and get back to R6

[@toasterdogg]

@@mustmeat944 This is more important, we’re in Copper anyway

[@rydyly1734]

Bokoen, I think we found your new script writer

[@AdmiralSnackbar-iw5mg]

I'd gift subs for that

[@akmon3490]

Wow a new script idea , after IWO JIMA a German naval invasion of Hawaii and Pacific coast would be nice

[@maxwellgarner3445]

bo's fleet is like when planets go dark in warhammer 40k, the only notice that they are under attack is the great silence

[@fmikuru]

9:05 hitler's last moments before unaliving in his bunker 9:43 steiner's counterattack

[@candyjanusen7417]

I had no idea it was even possible to take France and hold to 1944 while having this number of dockyards

[@mr.g5309]

my youtube notification didnt say the whole title, so for me it just said " What if the Kriegsmarine had more fun" and i was like, yeah thats a pretty good question

[@snarkymoosesshack8793]

>Golden crying about being such a shitter and detriment to his team Any other game he's got zero issues with being an anchor around the necks of his allies.

[@dontgankmebruv7273]

redemption arc

[@KnownNiche1999]

Yes, but this time he didn't have fun throwing

[@Createrz2015]

9:05 the start of goldens villain arc

[@Only.D.G.]

9:05 This is pure gold

[@Dominion69420]

Fitting how this navy-centric episode pops up the day after I got sworn into the navy.

[@thekatplayz]

get trolled by “MAIN FLEET”

[@christhefirst]

These last few episodes have been absolutely amazing from nuclear war to max navy Germany

[@Jack_Dab]

Golden sunk the chance of a win quite literally

[@spartan5018]

funnily enough the video does a good job showing why the kreigsmarine didn't get as well funded sense they couldn't get a large enough fleet fast enough to conted with the british or americans

[@FourtoslavGenrikhovich]

9:07 March 5, 1942. Speech by Hitler imprisoned by OKW generals for investing in a surface fleet instead of an army.

[@UlfInge]

Keep it up making these great videos man!

[@randomlegionary9399]

absolutely seamless transition into promoting the channel, just amazing

[@ecolone]

That ending rant from Golden may be his funniest yet.

[@lordpent]

Chat gifting 90 dockyards made this the freshest vid I've seen from you in a while, I'd like to see more fun gimmicks like this in your games

[@Pytskaayu]

as always golden always has the best fuhrer larp

[@JS-iu3ce]

You know I really get the idea that Braun just hates dankus lmao

[@NeoMatrix77777]

Donitz: Now witness the full powah of this fully armed and operational kriegsmarine!

[@josephcola9662]

The next logical step to this is an episode where Iwo Jima somehow becomes rightful German Clay.

[@Dante_Alighieri3]

They said my number of dockyards are weak

[@datboi7893]

I love how Golden still doesn't understand how navy works after all these hours.

[@benfed4873]

Bo sounded so proud with the “scratch one bogey”

[@emberfist8347]

I love that the way Golden is RPing is the opposite of Germany historically. The Kriegsmarine was never intended to face the Royal Navy but France.

[@tsunami729]

Goring: Give me the planes and I’ll make Britain surrender. Donitz: *sipping coffee* 90…shipyards…mein Fuhrer. Let’s pump out some warships and u-boats.

[@timesnewlogan2032]

Ninety dockyards and no Sealion.

[@HeisenbergFam]

Imagine if the boys started blasting Sabaton - Bismarck while playing as Kriegsmarine

[@aluorine]

cringe

[@ThePikminCaptain]

THE TERROR OF THE SEAS, THE BISMARCK AND THE KREIGSMARINE

[@BooBooBlueBerry]

Has anyone noticed that the ending card is just a picture over another video and not just the picture with audio? You can see a gap in the picture where the video can be seen above the front part of the longboat.

[@Michaelonyoutub]

I noticed it a long time ago, I think it is the vlog from when golden said that in a hotel room with bo when they met up for some convention

[@BooBooBlueBerry]

@@Michaelonyoutub That's the video!

[@masterchief2402]

Bo golden coop is the most cursed and greatest combo in hoi

[@imnotanumber43]

0 carriers moment

[@gabem3593]

Thank you for making this 10 minutes it is perfect for my break!!

[@Mwraf]

Rommel: Hey, uh, Donitz wheres fhe money coming from? Donitz: *Panzer vor sub sound gose off* Yes.

[@sebsauve34]

Building cruisers in the battlecruiser mod OMEGALUL

[@ciaran..G]

Get out of the Police station after 6 hours to watch Bo frrr

[@Vidar1312]

All those dockyards. I can only say, my eye, my eye, my eye.

[@bruh5912]

Get gangster with that navy.

[@keelandietrich4548]

the Kriegsmarine getting funding like the USAF XD

[@linkly9272]

the kringemarine, funded by le reddit gold

[@ibekingmonkey]

I watched this on twitch and in the first couple battles Bo''s whole navy was gone

[@ethanduncan1646]

The Snake of Denmark strikes again by censoring his L's

[@tomm9963]

We nearly had it Hochseeflotte bros, the sea shanties will be ours again

[@TeRenner123]

just blasting bassmarck over the 7 Seas

[@255omega9]

Bo incase you dident know the keybind for splitting the selected units is S so that you dont waste time on pressing the split button

[@HDreamer]

And he used all those dockyards to build Panzerschiffe with a top speed of 16 knots.....

[@billybill1272]

I love how the KZbin logo has become synonymous with the swastika😂

[@partylizard8343]

any time bo puts encirclements into the video I know Germany is gonna lose

[@wetwillyis_1881]

As someone who unironically loves the navy in Hoi4, this video was a gift from heaven, the script for this one was super based. Great video as always, Bo.

[@Eiweing]

Se det her var fantastisk morsomt ^_^

[@psychzach1588]

Thanks for reminding me to like the video. My dumbass literally forgets.

[@alexanderrees1882]

British marines invading wilhelmshaven just to make off with the German fleet Bo built….

[@liladoodle]

Hitler: *Gives more funding to Kriegsmarine.* Oberkommando der Marine: " You heard the man, begin full production of ships for Plan Z!" The Kriegsmarine: "Cowabunga it is!".

[@crazyduck156]

The Royal Navy: "Cowabunga indeed"

[@benettybrito]

I iimagine the bf 109t figthing the royal navy

[@goldenhorde6944]

"While some states have a navy, Germany is a navy with a state"

[@devvy_01]

ever think Angry Golden sounds a bit like Squidward?

[@tateorrtot]

should've combined the axis navies and built 240 dockyards you could've stood a chance

[@SilverKing96]

You know I really somehow expected the German naval build to win the game XD

[@ARCtrooper8248]

Ok has anyone else noticed that at the end card there's a little bit of the end card that's open and you can see the vidcon vlog where golden actually says that line, or is it just me.

[@nightcore8788]

These anime voices of subs that are predicting more dockyards xD

[@shtehfaw]

Read that as gifting submarines and random countries lend-leasing their fledgling undersea fleets to Germany.

[@mdt105]

'It's fine... If we sealion, we get the eco back!' The cope is strong with this one...

[@oversizedspeedbump9375]

these sub seaways are breaking my brain 💀

[@TexasJack-hc9up]

I was about to start on my work but I saw this video

[@LordGoblin9876]

Bo didn't show Golden canceling the focus to get more dockyards from memel, so sad

[@glarthir3718]

The Rat of Denmark does it again

[@spaceiscool7856]

I was fr watching his previous hoi video while this one was uploaded

[@homefront1999]

We need someone to do this with Dankus, but only do it when he's playing Russia. Naval Russia sounds so cursed

[@thomasj7724]

Leaving a comment for algorithms

[@bittenamehiereinfugen3713]

You can win every naval battle with light cruiser spam no idea why you should go for panzerships

[@joebrennan8001]

Have they ever considered playing a meme game of the old world blues fallout mod

[@Nikkidafox]

Ok but did they win? Did they lose??? You can't just blueball us like this, it was a close game.

[@sansobamium]

wdym, you can literally see them having lost most of germany and defending berlin

[@yigitoz8387]

They had their Last Tiger moment. That's victory in my book.

[@TempestLM]

Of course they win, Steiner's counterattack saved Berlin and went all the way to Moscow

[@yexin4093]

I'm dissapointed you can't contest the british navy despite all those dockyards

[@Igorilianu]

Bokoen you could have inserteda sneeky world of warships ad

[@guacamoleman3253]

god bless our big blue void

[@evanwilliams1839]

I still want you Bokoen1