The Italian Surface Fleet - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

[@zackfishing100]

>Spanish Civil War fumbled >World Tension mismanaged >Tanks lost in France >Navy sunk >Italy invaded Yep, its a Golden Germany

[@nightvid4232]

And a braun Navy guy😅😅😂😂😂

[@Psytinker]

And I'm just looking at Poland, thinking how the fuck Golden managed that.

[@jovanhardianto4658]

>Proceed to blame everyone

[@GAarcher]

*And braun...a defeat just as not expected as has the spanish inquisition been*

[@strgunlinr2464]

Golden never fails to disappoint me

[@brolaire4546]

Golden and Braun Germany was doomed from the start

[@MrElrondmcbong]

Lost all my points on that bet 😢

[@snarkymoosesshack8793]

Saddling anyone with Golden is an instant L.

[@brolaire4546]

@@MrElrondmcbong lmao skill issue I put everything I had on the allies 😂😂

[@personhuman2239]

Based Asautism pfp

[@donnym3415]

Ong

[@colindragan9352]

I am convinced there is no person on earth who fully understands how HOI4 navy works. It's all just people who know varying amounts about different aspects bashing their navies together.

[@trapical]

Anytime somebody speaks of knowing navel combat, their knowledge is immediately said in hushed whispers, like a forbidden dark art.

[@nxdiaz5916]

Which Is harder to understand, the Hoi4 navy system or the Eu4 trade system?

[@notapuma]

​@@nxdiaz5916Hoi4 navy. At least EU4 is consistent.

[@terrified057t4]

Just the pause and realization of what Romania meant by "see you guys around" XD

[@magmat0585]

no no no, wait wait wait!

[@MrWassup45]

its never not funny lool

[@ave89338]

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[@Phoebe457]

@@ave89338The ‘King Michael’s Coup’ focus. Essentially, fucking dipping or switching sides

[@andrewhopkins886]

@@ave89338you know the meme of italy switching sides? this is the romanian version.

[@rick7424]

9:53 This really is Bokoen's favourite thing in HOI4. This is how he gets his dopamine.

[@TheHunther8]

I mean can you blame him?

[@ЯрославЯковлев-ш8х]

I mean how could anyone not get dopamine in hoi 4 fleet battles

[@JolpoTFU]

he really is the navy guy

[@Elenrai]

Upper middle class be like;

[@aaroncabatingan5238]

I don't blame him. Building a hoi4 navy takes a lot of planning and preparation.

[@JCShadow0202]

“The UK navy has supremacy in the channel and is raiding our coast.” AH - As long as Doenitz counter attacks, everything will be fine. “Mein Furher… Doenitz’s entire navy got clapped” AH - *hand shakes and removes his glasses*

[@emberfist8347]

"The following men will stay, Golden, Bokeon, Swimmy and College."

[@rynfqe1243]

“That was an order! Doenitz’s counter attack was an order!”

[@baronaarondewit1168]

I love how they are traumatised by the last spanish civil war

[@derekfortner4008]

Last two Spanish Civil wars if memory serves.

[@taptiotrevizo9415]

Why does building a huge amount of dockyards always lead to the Navy getting wipe immediately. Golden and Braun doing it is not surprising.

[@GAarcher]

*I thinked bo would be the navy troll guy, but I guess he was too much worried about making braun pregnant or something like that*

[@UnknownLord711]

If I had to guess they get overconfident

[@Michaelonyoutub]

It is because Britainia rules the waves

[@dreamypizza8458]

braun the navy "expert" loses his navy immediately bokoen "washed admiral" one, bodies the british navy, constantly microing his ships to get the most out of them and sabotage the invasion of italy

[@asherwoodrow7471]

after that one US game where bo completely threw the navy, this was a welcome return to form

[@dreamypizza8458]

@@asherwoodrow7471 yeah seeing bo lose navy games is actually cursed like if theres one thing I'd say bo's good at its navy the next best thing is probably unit design

[@erikblue7842]

ever since moving to jylland, i started to understand why Bo never goes outside

[@ClemDiamond]

Care to elaborate ?

[@nomnomxddd7341]

​@@ClemDiamondit's horse dingus

[@twigs9875]

Congrats on getting Braun pregnant Bo! Can't wait to see the little Braunkoens!

[@cookiecraze1310]

Rancid.

[@kirby1225]

@@cookiecraze1310 truly

[@frostnova8300]

@@cookiecraze1310💀

[@crusty5525]

they will create the most cursed offspring the world will ever see

[@piyo744]

i love mpreg so muc....h

[@Zelein]

*Me, reading the intro:* "You know, this sounds a lot like a Golden Germany. Just somehow worse and-" *Me, realizing Braun is the coop:* "Scriptwriters are clearly off strike now, my god."

[@svenrio8521]

10:20 King Michael irl

[@ZESAUCEBOSS]

A Golden-Braun co-op is a helluva character arc

[@Zelein]

Bo: "This is idiot proof." **Looks at Golden** **Look into the camera** **Curb your enthuasiasm theme**

[@cpresuttis]

*romania after joinign the axis * "Hi" had me dying

[@monolithranger2950]

I saw the opening card and immediately guessed, "Either a Golden or Swimmy Germany"

[@GAarcher]

*surprise, it's not swigma, but the navy loss is not on bo either, miracle!*

[@todo9633]

The CAS in Spain, then the Romania faction join, then that micro in Switzerland and the German navy being wiped. The sheer cavalcade of errors was hilarious. The fleet battles in the Med were pretty peak HOI4 though. Good civilization.

[@helwrecht1637]

The alternate timeline where the Germans went through the alps and got encircled behind the maginote lol

[@jacobtrowbridge1811]

Braun: Imma make the best navy you've ever seen! Golden: [looks straight into the camera] Braun: uhhhhhhhhhh Mr Golden they touched all my boats Golden: [looks even harder into the camera] also IN AT 23 SECONDS

[@sonofjack6286]

I'm at one minute.

[@gb4206]

Snake of denmark

[@blakeneggsandcheese]

"incompetent Germany in the opening card? must be Golden!" the actual thoughts of a man who doesn't know how bad it will be

[@megabotvideos]

braun's navy getting blown out by a light cruiser fleet is kinda hilarious ngl

[@liladoodle]

Germany: *Doesn't do it's part in winning the Spanish Civil War instantly.* The rest of the Axis: "Hammond, you bliddering idiot!".

[@devinsweeting4978]

Italy: I'm doing My Part Nationalist Spain: I'm doing my part. Germany: I didn't do fucking shit.

[@liladoodle]

​@@devinsweeting4978Startroopers reference?

[@devinsweeting4978]

@@liladoodle Reference to a meme that uses some Starship Troopers footage.

[@winowmak3r]

Braun "Best German surface fleet he's ever seen" Navy guy.

[@thecombatwombat7652]

"Germany didn't do there part. Germany lost 2 tank divisions in Switzerland and their main navy." Me: "Has to be Golden as Germany." Bo: "And then what Golden has to do..." Me: "Called it."

[@bencurran3204]

love that its just a guessing game if its a swimmy or golden germany

[@kingblackjack7075]

You missed the part where every 20 minutes golden would bitch about not having enough industry because of building dockyards

[@parker2891]

We staying the navy guy with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@kobeslaughter4671]

Golden when he messes up anything: "its not my fault your just bad"

[@Frozone1998]

King micheal was like i'll see you guys around

[@Cherigal]

“Oh boy, we’ve got this plan to invade the swiss without them joining the Allies, if we also do Danzig, then they still won’t be able to join due to the world tension, i hope nothing ruins it.” *”hi Golden”*

[@strgunlinr2464]

Absolute state of golden and braun is outerworldly

[@xality2149]

When Germany builds dockyards, it has to be Golden 😂

[@dieidiotten]

I still believe Swiss Schlieffen is the best maneuver ever performed

[@chookee1080]

When you mentioned the 20 dockyards the gears were turning in my head to conclude it had something to do with Golden

[@superninja7703]

>incompetent Germany described in the intro >"I bet that's Golden. Actually, Golden isn't bad enough to fuck things up THAT royally, it's probably a Braun Germany" >mfw it's both of them >tweedle dum and tweedle dee were put in charge of the same major power the writer's strike ended months ago Bo, you have no excuse to have a script this comically unrealistic anymore

[@Arpads_Legacy]

When you see Golden playing Germany, you know it's gonna be an axis lose, but a hilarious video.

[@MekarWB]

I was wondering why the video is titled Italian Surface Fleet considering the entire intro is about Germany but then I saw that Bo is playing Italy and it made sense.

[@noahschwartz1222]

Golden and Braun Germany is the only lore accurate pick given how well Hitler and Himmler ran things

[@DarmanMI]

I need to stop playing Spain when its a golden Germany it never seems to go well

[@hmmmmmmmmm7267]

Next time avoid Golden in general

[@Firefocus-fz2we]

I have a feeling that Golden playing any important country is a detriment to his team. 🤔

[@tommcduck7031]

what even is mappies?

[@hmmmmmmmmm7267]

Boosting this comment so ppl comment what it is

[@Christopher-if2he]

Oh my god like a week ago I swear I played a game with darhman in a ww1 mod he was Bulgaria and I was Austria Hungary and he was fuming because of allied incompetence

[@clarkcoleman5809]

What mod are they using for everyone to have so many and factories, Italy having 270 by 39 is crazy

[@MrDoyle-ky4he]

GOLDEN NEVER EVEN TOOK POLAND. BRO! I can't! My sides!

[@nick0875]

7:40 Had to double check the date, its mid 1941 and Golden and Braun still haven't capped France?

[@HDreamer]

The game was basically lost by early 1940, they ate rocks that hard.

[@smoergtm]

The amount of times braun (and golden) said "fuck you" speaks for itself

[@caspramio]

After losing my entire fleet of 25 destroyers to the big guns of the IJN, this video helped me understand I'm not alone in that lifeboat :3

[@AcreGeneral]

Love how japan didnt appear in the whole video to appear in the end just cuz of romania

[@Tommy-qc4rj]

Instead of admitting the fuckup, the one who fucks up goes "yapyap mimimimimimi" I guarantee this will continue to happen, as if scripted, in the future, as it has before. Did I ever tell you, the definition of Insanity?

[@therealtimmyiy]

something that goes through my head everytime i watch these videos is if these videos are actual realities in some other universe

[@ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo]

Golden strat is historical hitler

[@holyordersoftheemperorsinq246]

Golden lost. Again.

[@DragoReborn7]

Cant wait for the EAW stream. Golden can’t take Baltimare

[@guywithnounderstandingofth7586]

Baltimare? It'll be a miracle if he gets to tall tale

[@janehrahan5116]

He's gonna be stopped at olenia my guy.

[@hunterfalkenberg2837]

Just in time for my lunch!

[@bruh5912]

Remember what golden has done everyone. Remember what he did in evenicle involving a girl and a ogre

[@MoldyChese]

ahhh another bokeon hoi4 italy video i love these ( he always build an italian navy)

[@RubberToeYT]

Spain never seems to go well, great video as always

[@cameronmckirdy4874]

i love braun

[@heli0s101]

BOKOEN UNDISPUTED NAVAL KING

[@xxbeastmode-sh3iv]

Reads description. "So a golden germany today"

[@TricaGamer]

Classic Golden moment

[@RabiasHarry]

Golden loses tanks and says its nothing. Bo if he loses a garrison, golden "are you critically thinking"

[@yamyeeter1185]

Guys....don't worry. He's the navy guy. Built the biggest fleet we've ever seen.

[@grumpyoverlord1031]

Oh my god are you actually going to do an EAW game?

[@CubeInspector]

Golden is a content machine

[@Remus-z6y]

Karl Dönitz walks into Hitler’s office, “My Führer, something kinda funny happened to the whole fleet…”

[@JohnDoe-dd7ne]

EQUESTRIA AT WAR SUB GOAL?? POG??

[@andrew_wow6892]

I've just had a game where my fleet of 2 destroyers and 4 submarines (Yugoslavia), was sinking more than the Italian navy (AI). I love the naval combat so fucking much

[@whatstuntman4876]

10:20 I'll see you guys around

[@wetwillyis_1881]

I instantly knew it was a Golden Germany. These never cease to entertain me. Thanks, as always Bo.

[@Nn-3]

Cease*

[@wetwillyis_1881]

@@Nn-3Thanks, mate.

[@celtic4518]

Realtalk these videos rock

[@brendenstuder6119]

Golden botched it again. Love to see it.

[@MrVile738]

You should actually make a scripted game for 400k

[@therealnoiapah1788]

Love the thumbnail

[@stuartfranglais]

Really a Guh kind of game for the whole Axis.

[@TomyrisTK]

Read that intro and thought “swimmy or golden” 30 seconds in and I was right

[@aidanjones4067]

Swimcels! For once it wasn't our fault!

[@GP090]

Ah Golden on Germany. help I want to get off Mr Schmittler's wild ride

[@sanaralerx9488]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more doomed Axis game

[@Tlhague998]

When I read "Germany didn't do their part" my first thought was it's a Golden Germany

[@soundwavegamer2321]

When I read the card I thought it could be Swimmy, Golden, Braun, or an off his game Bo. I’m not surprised to be 50% correct.

[@anthonydawson9556]

From the opening slide I predict Bo is gonna pin all problems on the Germany player and the axis are gonna get crushed (not Bo's fault obviously)

[@ICHBinCOOLERalsJeman]

from the description alone I could already tell the player on germany

[@klobesclips]

how do i 'catch' a navy after the main battle, is he entering convoy raiding on the area he just finished the battle in? also in what order/stance should i be initiation a fleet battle in to start with?

[@frenzy5109]

I spent hours watching Golden's stream, him goalposting the dockyard count, just for Braun to lose it in the first battle....

[@robertacalladine9258]

Pog new vid to watch 18 times

[@rick7424]

I knew Bo had to be Italy the moment I read the title.

[@imgonnapassoutt]

If somebody did dumb shit on germany and its in the text wall at the beginning its either dankus or golden

[@nick0875]

Isn't Dankus really good when they allow him to be Germany though?

[@imgonnapassoutt]

@@nick0875 yea he's good but this is a youtube video its going to mostly include people doing dumb shit and maybe getting away with it or just people doing dumb shit

[@Weste88]

We need more Bo playing as Germany

[@matt_games_5544]

Peak axis trolling

[@Sam-im5tc]

How to know the Axis won't be winning Swimmy, Braun, or Golden is Germany Bo is Italy The Allies players have even the smallest ability to think and breathe at the same time

[@cosmin1128]

1 MINUTE BABY!!! IM CHRONICALLY ILL

[@clone231428]

Read the summary and I knew golden was involved in germany somehow. RIP, I miss golden Ws.

[@ryanrusch3976]

I'm starting to see why the Raeder plan was never seriously enacted

[@FearsomeTiger12]

Every recent video has been a Spanish fumble bro lmaooo

[@SerRompalot]

At first I thought it was College, but then I read the 20 dockyards Germany and was like, gotta be Golden...

[@lowqualitycontent3818]

How long until a best of Bokoen video? If it does ever get made it has to open with the “I am a staunch national socialist” clip

[@kianvandenberg6364]

Don’t forget Iwo jima

[@potato88872]

i just noticed the sub goal for equestria at war LET'S GO BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

[@archplayz5541]

how do you mark with sword and shield? and how do get a pride of the fleet