Bollocks To Love: A Very British Love Story | Peep Show

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Absolute Jokes

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@D-FENS33
@D-FENS33 5 жыл бұрын
“That’s like firing first in a duel. If you miss, you’re fucked” about sums up Mark’s attitude to life
@farmageddonfuul4789
@farmageddonfuul4789 5 жыл бұрын
"Im kinda like a blind eunuch, looking at a painting" "ok fair enough"
@timpyrules
@timpyrules 4 жыл бұрын
How can you quote something without adding a timestamp
@Dufffaaa93
@Dufffaaa93 5 жыл бұрын
I'm also in love with Big Suze.
@daniel30000i
@daniel30000i 5 жыл бұрын
Who isn't
@T91here
@T91here 5 жыл бұрын
Dan Lloyd Johnson isn’t, not anymore
@lolus8974
@lolus8974 5 жыл бұрын
You can’t be in love with her she’s full.
@Talisman09
@Talisman09 5 жыл бұрын
Elena is ridiculous. Nancy and suze look very average next to her
@ElinorMahoney
@ElinorMahoney 5 жыл бұрын
She’s so adorable 😭
@EditedAF987
@EditedAF987 5 жыл бұрын
13:04, the fact that Suze actually looks kinda saddened by Mark’s answer makes it all the more tragic
@windmill563
@windmill563 5 жыл бұрын
No one wants a happy ending
@ozieikram2511
@ozieikram2511 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t mind him eventually being heart broken by big sus but I defo wanted him to get in there and take that moment. We’ve all had those times where we were friend zoned but had that moment with someone mint and possibly out of our league, although I don’t necessarily believe in that concept of someone being out of someone’s league but then we somehow have that moment where the stars align and we can break the friend zone and actually get in there and we blow it for whatever reason but mostly because we don’t have the guts to spot the moment or follow through if we do and take the one of opportunity when it unexpected arrives. I kind of wanted him to do it for me and for all of us who have experienced that. What happened after could have been a disaster, which with mark would defo be the case but I defo wanted a happy ending for that moment/episode.
@LuisCarruthers
@LuisCarruthers 5 жыл бұрын
I find this part absolutely agonising.
@theQuestion626
@theQuestion626 5 жыл бұрын
I’m not so sure. I think she looked almost relieved that he said no.
@ClaraFinn
@ClaraFinn 4 жыл бұрын
Suze wasn’t into Mark in that way. She was sad because they’d recently become good friends and he just insulted her, not because he didn’t love her.
@alvaroalejandrollanos9139
@alvaroalejandrollanos9139 4 жыл бұрын
"Who am I to speak? Who are you to listen?" Jez's thinking skills are too advanced for modern society
@adamcjohns88
@adamcjohns88 5 жыл бұрын
Who am I to speak? Who are you to listen?
@harrynelson9203
@harrynelson9203 4 жыл бұрын
I need to put this on a T-shirt
@DrizzyDrayg
@DrizzyDrayg 5 жыл бұрын
Norwich ain’t gonna win the league but they still show up every week don’t they
@velmavlogs7693
@velmavlogs7693 5 жыл бұрын
Liberz the pricks.
@micr0771
@micr0771 5 жыл бұрын
That aged badly
@mileshicks8996
@mileshicks8996 5 жыл бұрын
@@micr0771 He was talking about the premier league, which they will never win.
@chronicdazzle5613
@chronicdazzle5613 5 жыл бұрын
Miles Hicks Don’t know about that 🇫🇮🔥
@closethedoornow7538
@closethedoornow7538 5 жыл бұрын
They just beat man city
@ImVicBlanco
@ImVicBlanco 5 жыл бұрын
11:27 "oh jesus he's gonna say he loves me...........apology accepted" hilarious
@JenandTonic95
@JenandTonic95 5 жыл бұрын
Everything's turned from gold... into SHiiiT
@simoncianci1728
@simoncianci1728 4 жыл бұрын
13:53 I can never get enough of this scene, it's one of the absolute best moments of the entire series
@Loctorak
@Loctorak Жыл бұрын
Same 😂 my favourite moment in the whole series, just the face Jez is pulling and how he says "oh f***!" Gets me every time
@t.c.4321
@t.c.4321 4 жыл бұрын
I miss watching every episode for the first time.
@gordonferrar7782
@gordonferrar7782 3 жыл бұрын
And me. Nothing close to Peep Show.
@TheGreatGodPan
@TheGreatGodPan 2 жыл бұрын
Few things match the hilarity of seeing him use a cafetiere for the first time
@imadrifter
@imadrifter 5 жыл бұрын
Swastika Love
@smileyparto
@smileyparto 4 жыл бұрын
A zip here...
@floydpinkerton1703
@floydpinkerton1703 4 жыл бұрын
Nazi love. I'm a nutter!
@matthewcody1757
@matthewcody1757 5 жыл бұрын
We are all in love with big Suze..
@heraclitus4884
@heraclitus4884 5 жыл бұрын
The fact that most of these clips are even funnier within the context of the scene and episode as a whole just goes to show how good the show is
@tcaudiobooks737
@tcaudiobooks737 3 жыл бұрын
8:29 Funny how his crying face is almost the same as his job interview face.
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 4 ай бұрын
Not really if you have seen him acting.
@ASTralOasis-333
@ASTralOasis-333 3 жыл бұрын
Robert Webb is such a good actor
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 4 ай бұрын
If you have seen that final scene of Mitchell and Webb its all the evidence you need. A five minute masterpiece. Webb is criminally underrated
@peterohanraha-hanrahan3022
@peterohanraha-hanrahan3022 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, sure... And I suppose that's the reason why you wrote her name on EVERY SINGLE EGG UNDER THE WORD BIRD!
@doovbaloevera1430
@doovbaloevera1430 5 жыл бұрын
Jeremy's impromptu speeches are the best.
@jackhodgkinsontv2308
@jackhodgkinsontv2308 4 жыл бұрын
I literally just realised the kids at super Hans wedding are the twins the fucking twins
@thomasmahoney4991
@thomasmahoney4991 3 жыл бұрын
Orange can be forgiven now they haven't wiped the Twins
@chrisa1234
@chrisa1234 Жыл бұрын
Pair of eighters
@Loctorak
@Loctorak Жыл бұрын
Bloody love those two...
@Dreamskater100
@Dreamskater100 2 жыл бұрын
'It's ok. Everyone says it (I love you) I say I love my Broadband provider'- Mark. 0:52 That cracked me up! 🤣 Kinda' thing I'd say!
@emanueleg.4651
@emanueleg.4651 5 жыл бұрын
This is such a mess... IT'S FANTASTIC!
@mrmanatee
@mrmanatee 4 жыл бұрын
@12:05 holy shit are those the bloody twins???
@nom5358
@nom5358 5 жыл бұрын
Alright, huge compatibility on the bee issue there...
@natschaefer1044
@natschaefer1044 4 жыл бұрын
1:05 Me whenever one of Boris' supporters tries to tell me what a genius he is
@Zoestone-m6g
@Zoestone-m6g 3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@yavaulie2839
@yavaulie2839 2 жыл бұрын
Wow ur so witty
@Darwinion
@Darwinion 4 жыл бұрын
12:52 What a huge, HUGE mistake!!! How did he get her in that room (looking like that) in the first place? Jesus, he was on the home straight!
@cinilaknedalm
@cinilaknedalm Жыл бұрын
"You work out who you like best, and then pretend you don't like anyone else" HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 4 жыл бұрын
Elena was rivetting, she was utterly stunning.
@stevebrizzle
@stevebrizzle 3 жыл бұрын
Horribly selfish, self-absorbed character though
@defenderofminorities3056
@defenderofminorities3056 Жыл бұрын
@@stevebrizzle and Jez and Mark aren’t?
@stevebrizzle
@stevebrizzle Жыл бұрын
@@defenderofminorities3056 did I say they weren’t?
@defenderofminorities3056
@defenderofminorities3056 Жыл бұрын
@@stevebrizzle I just mean every character who sucks and is hated by fans is only because it’s in context to Jez and Mark, who are fucking horrible people lol, Elena probably isn’t that bad realistically
@stevebrizzle
@stevebrizzle Жыл бұрын
@@defenderofminorities3056 in my opinion, Elena is worse than Mark and Jez because at least Mark and Jez have some redeemable features, whereas I can’t think of any for Elena. Granted, we had more of an opportunity to see Mark and Jez’s redeemable features because they got more screen time, but for my money Elena was one of the worst characters they encountered. I mean, she wasn’t even grateful for Jez going all the way to Hastings for her poncey bread. That’s in Kent or somewhere stupid!
@telecasteredtodeath
@telecasteredtodeath 3 жыл бұрын
Work out who you like best and you pretend you don't like anyone else, yep, that's love!
@robysword12
@robysword12 4 жыл бұрын
Big Suze did NOT deserve that
@byulzzang291
@byulzzang291 4 жыл бұрын
They are nothing else but hopeless romantic. Love them
@alexcollins8722
@alexcollins8722 4 жыл бұрын
That voicemail at the end 🤣🤣 omg dude that was hilarious!
@ShahPhilLeotardo
@ShahPhilLeotardo Жыл бұрын
“Alan Johnson, I’m in love, I love you Johnson.”
@hmm2928
@hmm2928 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks !! For the lonely person here. Made me so happy.
@hmm2928
@hmm2928 6 жыл бұрын
mipmipmipmipmip same thing. :)
@sweetwheatsy
@sweetwheatsy 4 жыл бұрын
5:13 a simple swig of a pint after that is by far not sufficient
@wedfrest
@wedfrest 4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy’s best man speech is definitely up there
@Loctorak
@Loctorak Жыл бұрын
Or is it? Yes. But then, sometimes... maybe not. The main thing is it's important to remember where you've left your keys.
@M0NTY47
@M0NTY47 4 жыл бұрын
12:40 Vsauce videos be like
@ksharma103
@ksharma103 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@angelicalyn6520
@angelicalyn6520 2 жыл бұрын
I watched every season for the 1st time last month and , there are quite a few moments that I don't remember! Wish they would bring it back! We should petition!
@andydefillippo4415
@andydefillippo4415 4 жыл бұрын
Was turned on to the series a few years ago by a friend, Love the characters have watched the episodes several time.
@gitgenKE
@gitgenKE Жыл бұрын
That jez line works, I love you!
@stonem0013
@stonem0013 4 жыл бұрын
She's the beautiful poison my friend
@poptart6662012
@poptart6662012 2 жыл бұрын
"no." "possibly not?" 'correct." "but is it?"
@jonnywose2528
@jonnywose2528 7 ай бұрын
Jez is hilarious. He goes from declaring love to Carla to calling her evil in front of the jury 😂
@positivecrusader
@positivecrusader 5 жыл бұрын
Pure gold. Thanks for this!
@E83X
@E83X 4 жыл бұрын
"Love is blind... that's not a joke about David Blunkett"
@NikPub
@NikPub 5 жыл бұрын
I remember feeling a bit chuffed he mentioned Digby. Childhood memories!
@NikPub
@NikPub 5 жыл бұрын
@fuelledbythequiff ah that's cool
@charliewarner787
@charliewarner787 5 жыл бұрын
Block of fudge?
@Oziji
@Oziji 3 жыл бұрын
0:45 triggered my Google assistant and she said "aw, thanks, virtual hug" lol
@bipbipbopbop
@bipbipbopbop 5 жыл бұрын
A village in Mozambique! 😁
@johncastle8254
@johncastle8254 4 жыл бұрын
This is a genius comedy show .
@joemorris1282
@joemorris1282 3 жыл бұрын
"Big, stupid, posh head. That's you." 😆
@craibinator5
@craibinator5 7 ай бұрын
"I don't wanna tempt fate, but I think everything is gonna be totally great forever"
@Bongwater33
@Bongwater33 5 жыл бұрын
The part of the series where he married Sophie for no reason was hard to watch, I loved the series but kind of hated Mark for that.
@Hyndergogen9
@Hyndergogen9 5 жыл бұрын
You're supposed to hate both Mark and Jeremy throughout the series. They're both terrible people.
@lenonel3286
@lenonel3286 5 жыл бұрын
He married her out of awkwardness, I felt it was very in-character or maybe an exaggeration of his character. It was great
@lfcforever1482
@lfcforever1482 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, as much as I love Peep Show, I think that would have been the perfect *FINAL* episode. Season 5 was the beginning of the decline of Peep Show. The only good and memorable thing that happened post season 4, was Sophie having Mark's baby.
@gabriellaberman
@gabriellaberman 5 жыл бұрын
Hyndergogen9 how could you hate Jeremy? He’s so likable
@rorycox7830
@rorycox7830 5 жыл бұрын
he only did it for Nana's cottage!
@dvdv8197
@dvdv8197 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao that wedding speech 🤣
@EclecticSceptic
@EclecticSceptic 4 жыл бұрын
God this is such a mess .... it's fantastic.
@abireeve-jones4536
@abireeve-jones4536 5 жыл бұрын
Mark : love you too. let’s get the hell out of here 😂
@robertofontiglia4148
@robertofontiglia4148 5 жыл бұрын
Sorta half watching the video whilst I was doing something else, and then at 9:36 I'm like "Wtf is Rory Gilmore doing there ?"
@maverick627uk
@maverick627uk 3 жыл бұрын
The best line about big suz by Mark was "mental posho". Can't remember the episode exactly. Class line tho
@ClaraFinn
@ClaraFinn 3 жыл бұрын
It’s the episode where johnson and mark go to start the business management thing, Suze comes to Mark’s flat to talk about Johnson
@araxxi27pogo86
@araxxi27pogo86 10 ай бұрын
Is that literally what you want me to do? Buy her a puppy the size of Digby, the biggest dog in the world!? 🤣
@aiswariyasweety1517
@aiswariyasweety1517 4 жыл бұрын
It's so pathetic and relatable tf?
@brianpan6453
@brianpan6453 5 жыл бұрын
Bring back Peep Show!
@ASONBOURNE
@ASONBOURNE 5 жыл бұрын
This, the office and people just do nothing are the best modern British sitcoms ever!
@Talisman09
@Talisman09 5 жыл бұрын
I actually agree fully with office and peep show and now I will watch that other one for that reason
@plasticfrog4533
@plasticfrog4533 5 жыл бұрын
But I like the American office
@Talisman09
@Talisman09 5 жыл бұрын
@@plasticfrog4533 GTFO
@doovbaloevera1430
@doovbaloevera1430 5 жыл бұрын
Peep Show > The Office
@Talisman09
@Talisman09 4 жыл бұрын
@Andrew Smith Little plot? That's a ridiculous gripe in all honesty. A good plot doesn't mean anything, especially in a comedy. Unlikeable characters? That's your opinion and also "unlikeable" is not a good choice of word seeing as it's not real life. Did you find David Brent likeable? Don't forget to add "IMO" next time
@DonziSmash
@DonziSmash 5 жыл бұрын
"She's full"
@alexhando8541
@alexhando8541 4 жыл бұрын
Oh god, I'm turning into Mark
@Dreamskater100
@Dreamskater100 2 жыл бұрын
I really relate to the very last clip. What Mark says.
@teik4118
@teik4118 3 жыл бұрын
I really really want to know what Johnson said about wasabi sauce
@educateme8455
@educateme8455 Жыл бұрын
Jez felt such deep emotion.
@teachersamtravels4028
@teachersamtravels4028 Жыл бұрын
'You'll have forgotten her in a week....'
@sundaylass6828
@sundaylass6828 3 жыл бұрын
"Who am I to speak? Who are you to listen?"
@jet3296
@jet3296 5 жыл бұрын
*"Everything's turned from gold, into shit"*
@madelinewelsh
@madelinewelsh 4 жыл бұрын
Four is surely the limit. Or is it?
@roryslaine7896
@roryslaine7896 3 жыл бұрын
Could I marry my own son? No. Possibly not? Correct. Or is it?
@gordonferrar7782
@gordonferrar7782 3 жыл бұрын
What's in a name?
@hakkhani
@hakkhani 5 жыл бұрын
"Everything turned from cold into SHIT!!!😂😂😂😂
@telecasteredtodeath
@telecasteredtodeath 3 жыл бұрын
I love Soph and Big Suz too..
@superspartangames1022
@superspartangames1022 5 жыл бұрын
Better love-story than Titanic🤣
@martindesdichado419
@martindesdichado419 3 жыл бұрын
I would really like to see that big puppy of love.
@gabriellaberman
@gabriellaberman 5 жыл бұрын
I love Jez. I fell in love with him so quickly
@geenadasilva9287
@geenadasilva9287 3 жыл бұрын
really?? he’s the worst. the absolute worst. typical selfish, cowardly bully…
@NGT4LIFE
@NGT4LIFE Жыл бұрын
You like living on the edge
@danflashes7125
@danflashes7125 Жыл бұрын
That is outrageous. That is contagious.
@scottscott232
@scottscott232 2 жыл бұрын
Toni is gorgeous.
@subg8858
@subg8858 2 жыл бұрын
She’s not bad but she’s no big suze
@PaulieD1984
@PaulieD1984 Жыл бұрын
@@subg8858 and big Suze is no Elena
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 5 жыл бұрын
Theyre so repressed and yet they seem to say I love you an awful lot. Are they really so needy?
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 4 жыл бұрын
@Andrew Smith something to do with their mothers who withheld their affection.
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 4 жыл бұрын
@@sirwizalot7164 well they have convinced themselves they need to be happy which is a mistake a lot of people make. Mark would be far better off just accepting his misery.
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 4 жыл бұрын
@Andrew Smith Andrew I'm glad you asked. The reason you're unhappy is because you think you ought to be. Once you accept that you don't need to be happy, you have the freedom you can only imagine right now. Thanks again for your question.
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 4 жыл бұрын
@Andrew Smith yup. It's the insistence on being happy which is making you miserable. Accept the misery. You know you want to
@markusskram4181
@markusskram4181 Жыл бұрын
It’s pretty obvious it’s some sort of coping mechanism behavior it’s like when Jeremy is using drugs they both get high for the feeling that they are supposedly feeling for other people when in fact, it’s just the opposite
@Gyroglle
@Gyroglle 4 жыл бұрын
theraputic
@onewhowaits7674
@onewhowaits7674 3 жыл бұрын
It's bloody mental
@jjstewart4341
@jjstewart4341 Жыл бұрын
the Word bird
@RB-hx7rd
@RB-hx7rd 5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious !
@TinPanAlleh
@TinPanAlleh 10 ай бұрын
13:11
@cameronspalding9792
@cameronspalding9792 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t support Mark for ‘jilting’ Sophie: she made the divorce process much harder than it needed to be: for both of them
@Tickerchicken
@Tickerchicken 5 жыл бұрын
She also left him and then gave her co-workers crocodile tears about it.
@charlotte_young4323
@charlotte_young4323 5 жыл бұрын
Bollocks to love 🤣👌🏼
@ScoriacTears
@ScoriacTears 5 жыл бұрын
Ok! Who else clicked Like at 5:17. . . because I did.
@nom5358
@nom5358 5 жыл бұрын
block of fudge?
@ScoriacTears
@ScoriacTears 5 жыл бұрын
@@nom5358 No! "You work out who you like best and then you pretend not to like anyone else." and then click like at 5:17, simple.
@rafriley6993
@rafriley6993 5 жыл бұрын
Yes. The best single summary of monogamy I’ve ever heard
@jamesboulger8705
@jamesboulger8705 4 жыл бұрын
The curse of bad dancing - it has infected Britain as well.
@Samcole0408
@Samcole0408 4 жыл бұрын
NAzI LoVE
@MartinPantovic
@MartinPantovic 4 жыл бұрын
That Nazi Love Heart tho
@stevephillips7264
@stevephillips7264 5 жыл бұрын
Are people just doing quotes in the comment section. The Peep show is outstanding in every way ps Johnson is amazing
@swbfhub7049
@swbfhub7049 5 жыл бұрын
exactly
@Leah-zk3cu
@Leah-zk3cu 5 жыл бұрын
The scythe is remorseless.
@peterohanraha-hanrahan3022
@peterohanraha-hanrahan3022 5 жыл бұрын
Goodnight, England!
@criticalmass527
@criticalmass527 5 жыл бұрын
Sweatin' facts and shitting stats
@return2innocence221
@return2innocence221 4 жыл бұрын
Jeez that speech 🤣🤣
@amandabumgardner2751
@amandabumgardner2751 3 жыл бұрын
Digby or Clifford
@ryman1933
@ryman1933 2 жыл бұрын
I'm falling in love with her, but what the hell is she talking about?
@theironshiek
@theironshiek 3 жыл бұрын
Always thought Carla was prety hot
@bashthefash420
@bashthefash420 5 жыл бұрын
Norwich are never going to win the league but they still turn up every week. Wrong
@peterohanraha-hanrahan3022
@peterohanraha-hanrahan3022 5 жыл бұрын
Don't think he meant the championship mate 😂😂
@bashthefash420
@bashthefash420 5 жыл бұрын
@@peterohanraha-hanrahan3022 wrong
@AlexK878
@AlexK878 5 жыл бұрын
Nazi love is fucking hilarious
@rickey236
@rickey236 4 жыл бұрын
I bet it’s hard.
@bonniebishop1608
@bonniebishop1608 3 жыл бұрын
The sweet caravan pathophysiologically guide because yard postprandially apologise except a instinctive lock. spotty, scarce great-grandfather
@geenadasilva9287
@geenadasilva9287 3 жыл бұрын
here’s an honest question: do people actually BELIEVE in love?? judging by the web it appears that a lot of people do, which is genuinely strange to me. aren’t people aware that what we call “love” didn’t exist in any culture until the middle ages??? surely a big reason for bad mental health is that people base their lives on believing in such a childish fantasy…
@adolfhipsteryolocaust3443
@adolfhipsteryolocaust3443 3 жыл бұрын
Expet every culture before the middle ages has a word for love so they had a concept for love
@Crispman_777
@Crispman_777 2 жыл бұрын
You have a point but the way you articulate it says more about you than anyone else. Love is certainly real even if many people misunderstand it.
@subg8858
@subg8858 2 жыл бұрын
The new testament mentions love about a million times
@subg8858
@subg8858 2 жыл бұрын
Prior to that the ancient greeks identified numerous types of love, including eros, ie romantic love
@ep8806
@ep8806 4 жыл бұрын
Elena 👎
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