Ep 53- You have a razor? | Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi

[@klekster12]

My bone is free podcasts that don’t post exactly when I expect them too🙄😁

[@ogplayapp]

Lol😂

[@martinmagnia314]

solid bone

[@Whoflungpoo2]

Listen the only day that is acceptable for an Italian restaurant to be off is Sunday you got to respect that, a Monday no freaking way👍

[@fredychicano654]

😂😅

[@guyledouche6039]

My bone is people not knowing when to use "to, two or too" as well as "there, their or they're" lmfao

[@shaneguglielmo2750]

Paul carrying a razor on him is the most Paul thing ever 😂

[@xlboss5992]

We need t shirts that say "Where's my 1?"

[@jimjohnson8999]

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[@nickm724]

“You know what else you can’t get on Monday?.. Bone to Pick Podcast “ 😂😂

[@kaitlinsofia]

“You never give a Greek an option” is so fycking funny and painfully true lol

[@TemakiTom]

Ayyyyy!! My bone got on! I would've stood IN LINE all day for that. Thanks fellas!!

[@StevieGYaSee]

If you say you're online when you're waiting in a line you're fucking crazy! Lmao 😂

[@CornerStoreDrums]

Aye aye!! Been on the lookout for y’all! Best show around by FAR! Never miss an episode! 🫡

[@naytbeckwith1540]

Thank you for the free content it means so much thanks guys

[@Recoveringdadpodcast]

We appreciate you guys doing the show regardless of it late on time whatever. Thanks guys

[@troythompson2]

This is one of 5 shows I check for. I love yall

[@maybachyard]

My two favorite scallops. 🤣

[@justinbeaulieu192]

Yep, Paul is 100% the mom. Bobby the dad, and Mike... adopted.

[@norab7432]

A lot of restaurants are closed on Mondays bc they don’t take Saturdays or Sundays off. If it’s a smaller/mom and pop restaurant, they take Monday off so they can have a day off after the busy weekend. Mondays are generally slow for restaurants. You can’t be mad at them for taking a day off, working in restaurants is long hours and stressful work!

[@TrashPanda9345]

26:59 absolute favorite moment from our bone-fathers ❤️

[@GK-qc5ry]

Yes! You dropped it. Was waiting since Monday. You got some hardcore fans here now.

[@bonetopickcast]

🦴🦴🦴🦴

[@416John]

Paul "Where's my 1" Virzi 🤣🤣🤣

[@Whoflungpoo2]

How dare you guys be late on your podcast.. Lol😂 thank you so much guys you made my day. Always happy to see the boyz 🔥👍

[@NOTTodayPal1972]

It was worth the wait! The razor 🪒 🤣🤣🤣🤣The razor in the pocket 😂😂

[@TodayInSpace]

“Never give a Greek an option” DAAAAAAAAMN Bobby lol TRUTH 🇬🇷

[@X5AVAGECABBAG3X]

PAUL as crazy as the razor thing seems, it's actually the freshest Italiano shit I may have ever seen!!! It is the equivalent of a black dude carrying a hair brush to keep his beard and fade nice. Love it!

[@Clemits]

Thank you for the ‘in line’ bone! Yes!!! It is ‘in line.’

[@StevieSar]

Bobby's impression of virzi always cracks me up so much!! 2:14

[@seanellis5696]

well well well... look who decided to show up....

[@bonetopickcast]

👀

[@AbrahamSanchez-jk8kw]

BETTER LATE THEN NEVER FELLAS, WAY TO GO!!! 🤦🤷😏😭😂

[@undergroundambassador]

I swear they didn’t drop Monday because Bobby and Paul wanted to see the eclipse... Seriously tho better late than never!! 🙌🏽

[@goodbuddy316]

Team “in line” here 😂😂😂

[@flybimmerttv170]

As a fan that binged watched the series from the start since about two weeks ago I gotta say yall are in my top 5 podcasts💯💯 love the way yall talk shit but don’t take things to heart, it’s great to watch!!! I’ll be here till y’all stop making episodes 💯

[@HammSolo420]

The fun version is oh oopsie is forever the new excuse for everything 😂😂😂

[@Xicano414]

Aaaaaaaaaaand that's is why you don't hype up a bone!! Lol No pizza Mondays..? Lololol Barely a ligament...let alone a bone! Lol

[@zieglla]

The look Bobby gave the camera when Paul said his wife looked at the picture

[@jimjohnson8999]

Not enough people mentioning this 🤣🤣🤣 Paul is wild for that

[@sarahlowell3763]

23:10 is the best moment in podcasting history!!!!! 😂😂

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

I KNEW something was missing on Monday… Besides the sun for about four minutes.

[@jennhansonxlove]

Ayyyy better late than never 🥳

[@adamdailey4168]

“The fun version is.. uh.. oopsie” 😂

[@tazman323]

Good to have ya back boys, let’s pick some bones.

[@slim710.]

Paul’s face when he reached for the razor was hilarious 😂

[@jimjohnson8999]

He thought that shit was smooth as butter 😂😂

[@midwestmulisha820]

What kind of psychopath says “on line” when they’re standing in a line!? That’s not picky, that’s someone wanting society not to be a bunch of animals lol.

[@kilbskiii]

Don't get how bone to pick pod hasn't blown up yet... keep grinding boys the days coming up for sure!

[@scottv8124]

Paul, the 1 is in the same place every week

[@Sprinklespritz]

Omg i literally have been refreshing my phone all week waiting on this 😂 its okay i rewatched old eps.🎉😂😊

[@jordanjae]

Slice 420 on oro blanco in colorado springs, closed on mother F***ing mondays! Lol Paul's bone is a good one!

[@BrothaB910]

I hate getting gas in Jersey. I don’t want that interaction for one second

[@Marnicle711]

The ol’ earbrow..buddy of mine used to come into work looking like he cut his own hair on the drive to work 😂😂😂

[@MrFeatheredSerpent]

It’s definitely “in line”

[@Siggy_Sour]

Razor was LEGENDARY

[@jasonharvey4028]

The Best Podcast In The World.

[@chrisdautrich66]

A pocket razor is wild lol!!!

[@davidperez5089]

Sounds like a porn star thing or something. 😂

[@marlonstallings5229]

Paul & his family could’ve got pizza 🍕 & wings from any of the chain pizza places on Mondays.

[@romuloromeo2071]

Glad I got some bone. I was worried

[@user-bi3wk5rx6w]

I still love that Paul asks where is his one.😂

[@jkim760]

Great episode. Bobby flabbergasting at Paul's story had me crying.

[@jongarcia9799]

I'm watching this on monday at work(🍕) it's slow my guy🤣

[@CM-wp9mk]

PAUL CARRYING A RAZOR IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN 😂

[@jeffrhodes8103]

Calls his shot for greatest bone and it’s another food bone. My guess Sunday turns a profit and Monday it costs money to turn the lights on

[@kylemcgill2966]

I hate the term “on line” as well 😂

[@sirhaunchalot3336]

Looked today and thought I missed the upload..super glad it was just late haha let's goooo

[@KidBaklava504]

Comedians wanting restaurants and pizzerias to be open seven days a week when they barely work three days a week is hilarious.

[@StevieGYaSee]

I couldn't agree more. One of my biggest bones is hearing these guys with podcasts talk about how it's so hard to do three in one day because that's a lot of work. It makes me want to go nuts because you can tell they forgot what it's like to have a real job that's actually tough.

[@atbmob]

The in line on line bone nice

[@LuckyLuch1]

As someone who lives in freezing Maine, i discovered if the pump doesn't have those 3 notches you can stick your gas cap in there to keep it fueling without having to stand there holding it.

[@praokon]

When Paul was talkin about places being closed on a Monday in his area. Where I live it is all Chinese places and Mexican places.

[@84632]

I listen to a lot of NY based podcasts. It sounds so stupid every time someone says “on line” im glad im not the only one who notices 😂

[@shinner65]

It’s an annoying NY thing…everywhere else people wait in a line.

[@84632]

The only exception is if theres an actual line painted on the ground 😂

[@shinner65]

@@84632 which happens often 😂😂😂

[@rabbibaba2166]

Hahahaha the razor out the pocket is legendary I’m crackin up

[@RecklessEndangeredDisciplez]

paul is the most indian italian ive ever He's one sunny day away from being a different race

[@sarahk3830]

Great relatable video bone tonight!

[@RESTORED_REPUBLIQ]

Paul out here in the northern Poconos the pizza restaurants close Monday. Several times we have wanted pizza on a Monday and remember they're closed and get annoyed 😂

[@jessicafort6919]

Bro pulled a razor out of his pocket

[@shinner65]

In PA (and some parts of Jersey) most cheesesteak places are closed on Monday…and quite a few don’t open until Wednesday. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@slimpickens7822]

The question is do you have a calendar… 😂

[@aws-ooo748]

Australian here. The "No Pizza on Mondays" thing is real here too. Unless you want Dominos...

[@ruggedmeetsrefined5345]

Life hack: if the gas pump doesn’t have the click in place tabs, use your gas cap to wedge under the pump. It fits perfectly and the pump will still stop when full.

[@shinner65]

Unless you have a car made in the past few years. A lot of cars don’t have caps any more.

[@seanisnotreal]

oooooo I can feel the *HEAT* coming off this episode 🎉😂 #bonerbrigade

[@aBT31]

Damn near every restaurant in Portland is closed Monday AND Sunday. Dives me up a wall!

[@kaylafyi]

I've never heard of pizzerias closed on Mondays but boy it'd be a bone of mine 😂

[@DavidSantiago-cf4kv]

My wife gets hangry Then throw a ham sandwich at her face LMFOAOO

[@jdcriswell2499]

I gues Pizza Hut and Domino's isn't fancy enough for the Paul household

[@bigo2757]

This is how I know you lying 🤣🤣🤣

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

When I worked for a CVS in a strip mall, that also had a pizza place, they always closed on Mondays. This was in Plainview, New York. The pandemic didn’t help matters, but three or four pizzerias in a row took over that space in the time that I was there, and they all went out of business until the last one.I don’t live there anymore so I don’t know if the same Pizzeria is still open.

[@fredychicano654]

Paul ready to slice some garlic 🧄goodfellas style 🇮🇹

[@anthonynimblett5883]

i live in boston area. Lots of Pizza places are closed monday....i agree

[@Siggy_Sour]

we have a weird Wednesday thing in Buff they close early or are closed.

[@chuckspace2700]

Central Maine. Shit is closed on Monday. Family joints need a day.

[@bloodfiendx3]

I have a bone to pick with people who don't show up when they are supposed to

[@shanonburns2118]

It's a fancy restaurant thing closing on monday

[@itsarealearworm]

Regional bone for Virzi. I see it in the Italian-American neighborhoods that are more family-centered, like certain areas of Queens. Hell, some are closed Monday and Tuesday. Makes sense up in fancy town where you are

[@GEEKYMICK]

They do it in Florida too. It's because all the Italians want to eat Italian food after church.

[@davidperez5089]

10:30 excuses stop, show starts. Btw- Paul if u ask ur daughter if she's ok with eating pizza you are spoiling her ROTTEN!!!

[@scottdreger7137]

Bobby should have made sure if they postponed the ep. What would happen if

[@peteywheatstraw7670]

Just about every Italian business in Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada is closed on Monday.

[@conarhannah5265]

its mostly a regional bone, like it happens coast to coast but you notice it more cause of the proliferation of tiny restaurants in the east. gotta remember it dosent apply to pizza chains, and in the mid n west some towns only have one pizzeria. and they usually close early except for weekends. so most ppl are stuck eating from mass chains, local chains or premium frozen. i live near the canadian border in the west and one of our major towns has the opposite problem. bellingham has like 8 wood fired joints in 5 blocks of eachother so the pizza sucks cause theres no heart*

[@guyledouche6039]

Don't bullshit me Bawby n Virzi you both say online instead of in line & now that it's brought to light you realize it. Just like people in their 40s or older say grown up instead of adult

[@livingfoul4305]

On long island we are "on" line

[@Gcm42011]

The closed thing on Sunday Monday or something is a thing for some, used for prepping sometimes when They’re off, and yes other days much busier Edit: im from south jersey

[@Danimal506]

So many damn East Coasters say “ on line”. It’s the worst. Great bone

[@therenegadecraftsman]

Bobby gave her a 100 but it was ALSO late...

[@SCHWOPPOS]

How has nobody mentioned the video bone from Hedgehog Harry

[@joegarcia2323]

Here’s a bone: Gotta bring back 2 Comics 2 Cigars Bob, come on…

[@paulbrasil]

At 5:20 anyone else notice the hat and bone on the table seem to move by themselves or am I being crazy?

[@davidniklas6827]

I've never heard anyone say. Online besides in line... I would be mad and have to correct em.

[@KateFrederick-tc6ku]

We all knew it was Paul's fault hahaha