Bootleg Sonic Coloring Books

[@penperry5347]

Patter's humor is like a modified version of a modified version of how it was in 2018 to the point that literally nobody will understand anything unless you've viewed like 20 of his videos before

[@Sikosas]

you need to acknowledge the patter lore in advance

[@Sikosas]

@Random_Dude with a very good looking picture as well

[@stephaniejoobern1001]

@@Sikosas you describing the picture that way has made me afraid to look.

[@hashimhussain8973]

TRIPLETS BORN

[@Sikosas]

@@stephaniejoobern1001 you're missing out then

[@bio_spark0533]

Peter gets high off scented markers for twenty minutes

[@mrgoopsrevenge]

real

[@kidwithamic8650]

@@mrgoopsrevenge omg it's him

[@ROBDEWAND]

and drunk on swamp juice water

[@minnesotanfreedomist3147]

In front of his wife no less!

[@Boblikesdogs4]

E

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

Sometimes i forget that peter is an actual artist and the fact that he drew the gun in shadow's hand really well caught me off guard

[@oddlycaspar]

OMG SAMEEEE

[@Nhexis]

It’s funny, my parents got me a bootleg Sonic “how to draw” book for my 18th birthday this year. I knew it was bootlegged, but they meant well and just wanted to help encourage my art further even if I didn’t need a book to do that. So I actually used the book as art reference for a few art pieces to let them know their support is very much appreciated. ❤️

[@Regular_show_central]

your like 12

[@starryskies279]

@@Regular_show_central You're*

[@brawlmetaknight]

​@@Regular_show_central *Your'e, Your like 8 on youtube

[@splat1848]

Bro look at yourself your name is literally "Da creeper Man" how you gonna call someone 12 when you're probably like 7

[@nullhydrangea]

@Silly *y’uore

[@Zoopgar]

3:00 i love how you just pumped out that shotgun like its nothing, it looks so perfect and smooth like stock art that kicks ass

[@roseravus4908]

You gotta remember he's the one that drew those panels on the desk, and his old wall panels. He's really good

[@DevionSawyer]

Gives me memories of shadow the hedgehog

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

Sometimes I forget that Peter is good at art and it surprised me

[@MrFluffy06]

man i love watching peter do stupid stuff in front of a camera that's most likely more expensive than my whole body

[@Regular_show_central]

i hate it

[@MrFluffy06]

@@Regular_show_central Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!

[@opgiraffe]

Yeah "funny farting and pooping" is sure worth more than your body

[@MrFluffy06]

@@opgiraffe it makes good money so...

[@Mama-rg1dp]

Man i spent hours of my life watching peter doing stupid… Stuff

[@vuxl]

4:40 “going to the first page, you have everyone’s favorite character, Bruno Mars” he pronounces it so seriously like he’s presenting this book to higherups at the company

[@mynameisarchie]

oh my god I thought I was the only one who got the weird teethy hurty feeling when using markers

[@VanZeDino]

I got that too kinda but not that much in my teeth. It's fricking uncomfortable when markers are screeching on paper that much Dx

[@MonsterBunx]

Sometimes I'll hear something like metal grazing metal and then my teeth will hurt, in order to make my brain happy I'll graze my nails against something that makes a pleasant sound. Like it's some kind of sound correction

[@MarsMakes]

@@MonsterBunx YES YES SAME

[@misscalicogirl]

im the exact opposite, i love the sound of squeaking markers on paper. im simply a menace to society.

[@ContaminatedLemonade]

i can push my sensory issues asside for peter

[@superfandesonic1]

All the coloring books were actually good and this is Pater hallucinating from drinking lemon swamp water and sniffing markers

[@remhadreviews]

Pitter pater

[@ciromoriello7054]

yeah and the hallucinations were so bad they got projected into the camera

[@Caidensmommy11]

​@@ciromoriello7054 no the camera was also high on swamp water and markers

[@Blackmanbubbs]

I wana have a beer with Peter and talk about the most random shit so bad

[@xPrincess420x]

He would be an absolute trip to talk to, I’d enjoy every second of it!

[@NitroMemes]

Fr

[@Blackmanbubbs]

@@xPrincess420x right haha

[@hcbs1986]

both peters

[@waffleboi7487]

I love how the direction of the farts on the animals are so inconsistent and angled weirdly

[@kaargen]

Which is a thing no one said, ever.

[@DinIsSoCool12]

If someone who hadn't watched that part of the video saw this comment they would immediately click off

[@kaitlando636]

Lol

[@myathehappy_1]

Like the snakes farting out the ends of their tails, LOL while everyone knows they fart through their tongues.

[@evergifted5562]

@@DinIsSoCool12 that is me. im just deadly curious now

[@diamondpugs11]

Sometimes I do occasionally enjoy a good ol bootleg Snoc The Hoc book. Thank you for the content Printing the Knitting.

[@wackford]

i also enjoy some scrinic the bogfog

[@diamondpugs11]

@@wackford yes i love snonic the edgeanimal

[@Raymans_malewife]

I agree

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

Only real ones know Snoc the Hoc

[@Shiffyyes]

I’m glad peter is making more videos featuring his wife, I love their relationship and it’s so fun to watch on screen.

[@Kejjjaw]

The art at 2:05 is from my old DeviantArt from when I was like 12💀💀 and for the record I just wanted everyone to be friends 😭

[@scoreynub]

This feels like it should be pinned

[@TankTheArtist777]

Oh god, I'm so sorry

[@JomasterTheSecond]

I'm just waiting for the day Peter comes across one of these colouring books with straight up fetish art in it.

[@oddlycaspar]

You think there actually are any like that?

[@Swiftest_sketches]

“Me and Tails can’t smell anything” Proceeds to sniff markers and describe them 😂

[@Squibbling]

I know you were joking around but I really do hope you don't beat yourself up too much and hate yourself. I'm sure even off camera you're a great guy! We all just need patience and time. And hey! Your vids are hella comforting, like hanging out with someone and doing stupid stuff together, no judgment, just fun. So at least know you make amazing content that brightens up people's days! 💕

[@TheRealSkreegle]

Nah he sucks and he knows it lol

[@EndYouTubeShorts_]

If you pay attention, every time it looks like he's out of coloring books and he grabs the last one, more coloring books appear.

[@nolongergabe]

all our peter homies remember the green knuckles and blue tails

[@peter_knetter]

After mass concern and request from the community, we have decided to reinstate the colored friends. I will be taking a mental health break to grow from this experience. Koopas.

[@kapparill]

@@peter_knetter stomping.... KOOPAS

[@nicalaw]

They're called Gruckles and Blails, respectively

[@tialsmakesstuffz]

9:28 he smiles when he gets “that damn fourth chaos emerald” :)

[@crazyjedi5994]

Peter! These aren’t bootleg colouring books! They’re rom books!

[@nicalaw]

*BRITISH ALERT*

[@crazyjedi5994]

@@nicalaw flavoUr

[@huhugetnob5369]

The sequel we didnt needed but got it.

[@selkrasouza6262]

The creativity of this man knows no bounds.

[@Glympze]

It's so funny I can enjoy a grown ass man playing with a colouring book

[@Jachii9]

this guy's editing is a whole separate music genre

[@NANIanime]

I HAVE BEEN ADDICTED TO YOUR VIDEOS LATELY...THANK YOU PETER.

[@meepzu3724]

There should be a coloring book of the sonic movie, except it’s just every single frame in the movie and you have to color all of them. At the end (like a year or two later) you can have your own little sonic movie!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@tristanraine]

It would be a VERY large flipbook

[@AWVRman777]

And the book is connected to a sound device and the book is the size of a movie theater screen!

[@RiversLiver]

I cant believe they put TRIPLETS BORN, THE THRONE AWAITS, in the Sonic book!

[@memeatodemann6996]

17:19 My boy patter just casually talking about Christmas while there's a book titled "Funny Farting and Pooping" in the background.

[@buranflakes]

I figured out that image of Tails and Cream on a sidewalk: they're in a suburban neighborhood where there's a patch of grass between the sidewalk and the road, and they're at the corner of an intersection of two streets in the neighborhood which is why the stop sign is there

[@SinisterF.]

Yeah uh, I know that's suburban because I read something unfortunate involving said two characters...

[@MAHD_Media]

okay but the concept of a sonic joke book where eggman is giving egg themed jokes for an entire page is pure gold

[@EngorgedBanana]

I'd like to imagine every character in boot-leg coloring books are actually Dittos

[@GmmBeast]

Did Peter just say....Zoombinis??? I DIDNT KNOW ANYONE ELSE KNEW THAT EXISTED. Zoombinis is like that thing from your childhood that you have vague memories of and think it was a fever dream until someone says the name and it suddenly comes rushing back. I shouldn't be surprised, Peter has so much obscure game knowledge.

[@BinglesP]

Maybe he heard about it from that BrutalMoose video from a few years ago?

[@GmmBeast]

@@BinglesP maybe. I remember playing that game like 12 years ago

[@1Thunderfire]

ZOOMBIIIIINIIIIIS!!

[@stephaniejoobern1001]

aw his wife looks as gorgeous as ever. nice to see they're still together.

[@gamesarefun9380]

Why is he playing Pokemon Diamond/Pearl in Japan (because the game said that people used to marry pokémon)

[@Skippyxlxlxl]

Cocoto is a very sophisticated meme to the Peter universe.

[@way2dead4u]

I think I need to sleep more because when Patter said "weird foot representation" I was inconsolable for ten minutes

[@Cheez-It_Lord]

I remember having that sonic joke book and there was this one joke that said, “What does sonic do when he is tired?” The answer was: “He runs on his head!” It was the stupidest joke ever but I couldn’t stop laughing at it

[@Jetfox967]

I am happy to see that Peter is spending some quality time with his wife, Chikorita.

[@Thewaterspirit57]

6:33 Sonic trying to write Amy a letter for the 50th time, trying to tell her he just likes her as a friend But she burns the letter anyway for the fireplace :X

[@master99builder]

3:16 Peter is actually really good at drawing!

[@magolord2820]

I don't know if that it's intentional or not, but the green Knuckles on the thumbnail is an actual Sonic characters from the Archie comics, as well as the blue Tails who was a glitch in Sonic 3&K and a character that was inspired from it became real in the IDW comics!

[@magolord2820]

@@KKHell Yeah that what I thought too, but it's funny that he unknowingly recreated actual characters while thinking they were dumb bad OCs xD

[@lemolea9571]

The teeth thing/ irritation you get from colouring is from those kids felt markers on rough, cheap paper - I hate it too. There's a lot of friction between them as you colour, creating vibrations in your body and a nasty noise.

[@mcdonathan2235]

"It's sunscreen, which actually applies really well"

[@adanessethesixthadanesseth9816]

Peter can draw surprisingly well!

[@awesomebluetoad8945]

3:49 "He gon beat you." 6:24 "I'm hiding crack" "I'm going to get the crack" 10:31 *Microwave noise*

[@idk_11037]

I like how 40% of the video is him smelling the scented markers 😂

[@coffee5638]

4:33 "This book BENLONGS to:"

[@depressedroxas7944]

6:20 did Peter actually color him for this bit?

[@J0sh732]

nah, looks more like he used the ms paint fill tool to color it. (you know, that paint bucket... thing? yeah, that one).

[@TheEternalSamurai]

This video definitely brings back the old Peter Knetter vibes from the 2010s. Good ol days

[@lorddanny2988]

British Sonic be like "I must speed forth!"

[@tristanraine]

I shalt move swiftly!

[@JomasterTheSecond]

I'm so glad that Peter is making transformative work out of this fanart

[@majic144p]

4:40 this Perfect I love you 7:14 you've done it again i am in awe

[@garfieldmethodactor8614]

i love this guy because his content is always either the most dull mundane thing you can imagine or something that im convinced he got the idea for while smoking ayahuasca in the desert and staring straight into the sun. i watch both kinds with with same delight

[@colesephhh9546]

Smoking what?! 😂😂

[@trentwalker1048]

You know you've reached top masculinity when you start tasting markers.

[@FlyingDuckMan360]

Whoever made these bootleg coloring books must have really liked Sonic Underground, considering there's quite a bit of fan art of Sonia and Manic, Sonic's sister and brother.

[@Jessecolliton3992]

5:18 peter:what does this smell like me: T A I L S

[@brawlmetaknight]

Me,an 11 year old watching a grown man descend into madness!

[@Bassoonist09]

“Shadow plays Mozart!?” Me who imagined Shadow playing drums: “Thus is false information”

[@kfpocs]

Alternate title: Peter sniffs markers for 21 minutes straight

[@BinglesP]

12:06 Didn’t expect a CC other than Brutalmoose to reference Zoombinis

[@Jomubie]

At one point in the archie comics, knuckles just turns green.

[@spy673]

I love the valve loading screen music with the Jonas Brothers

[@eliguymer]

The shadow with the shotgun pic really caught me off guard lmao, why was it so well drawn?

[@michael4numbers]

The Valve theme playing every time you make a "dark" joke is killing me

[@NathanSpies]

Peter now has to sniff markers every time he does one of these videos

[@coolkid57456]

You watch this too?

[@samreilly9280]

0:36: Ah yes, Sonic the Hedgehog Barthallamule.

[@Lumis_The_Lucario]

olgilvie Maurice hedgehog was his name in Archie cannon

[@JULIUSCOOLX]

11:27 I have that same feeling too

[@mattmojo105]

I love your bootleg coloring videos. It's funny to see what you could come up with on a spot too when it's wrong. But it's also hilarious to see what they when they could easily just look up the pictures and everything. Then again art doesn't really come eat it everybody. For example, I can't draw for crap.

[@SoapKing835]

0:03 well that explains everything

[@monikasalt]

Sniffing markers gotta be my favorite drug

[@spacecadet2973]

When Peter put the big smile on Shadow. Haha!

[@floppsiemates]

9:58 omg thats his sister Sonia from sonic underground! and the knock off "happy shadow" is clearly based off of manic, sonics brother 12:05 OMG SONIC UNDERGROUND! oh I would've. killed for that comic book as a kid

[@ToastedBacon.]

man draws over sonic, doesnt regret it.

[@BigPunDude]

Peter I’d love it if you made your own coloring book considering your history of arts and crafts

[@BeatInMySkull]

No one: *Laughs at farting pooping animals* Peter at 19:54: ඞ

[@vocaloidteto]

Amongus

[@_Imagimation_]

As a bootleg sonic coloring book, I can confirm it’s a bootleg sonic coloring book

[@toastalitarian]

I love how you censored the last book for a couple seconds right before you show it, but it’s clearly visible before hand.

[@jameslisterthemarthplayer8322]

There was Peter, a bootleg Nintendo Colouring Book by Magical Creative, despite being a Nintendo colouring book, characters that weren’t Nintendo like Sonic appeared.

[@Noahboi10123]

wowie another sonic coloring book video

[@holeofdarn]

among other guys

[@thelazyindividual7514]

It's cannon that Peter plays metal gear 6:08

[@suderudery]

2:21 i’m scared peter

[@TopsyTriceratops]

15:20 Cue me hurting my lungs from laughing so hard.

[@TrendingFrog]

18:33 Pattern is a fellow Jarling confirmed, out here showcasing the merch of the first podcast ever, bear bear

[@tvpac-magic6150]

14:21 British AND Canadian alert [because of the spelling on flavour]

[@superfightingrobotmegaman]

*British Grenadiers intensifies*

[@Emcy]

i love that part in sonic 2 when amy saves the seven chaos chocolate bars from dr eggman

[@wil_ant_war2043]

Nice to see him spend some quality time with his wife

[@theanimatormustachegrunt3307]

16:18 this entire section of video reminds me of weirdly fetish art about fat and burping

[@RandomLenFan]

2:39 Ah yes, *B I G T H E A I R B E N D E R*

[@meatgrinderisinfinite]

I've always wanted to color my own Sonic OC.

[@efrains2538]

Finally peter mentions Spyro. That is all I came in for.

[@GoofyGoober_45]

11:35 I hate the same feeling as well

[@MrMiniblock]

10:46 Tails, Cream, a bench... A deadly combination

[@Bowsermmbbreal]

oh no

[@BloominFleury29]

I don’t get it

[@ythandle7335]

you don't want to

[@System_ErrorEXE]

Im confused and i need answers

[@bluemike1215]

​@BloominFleury29 its referencing a child abuse comic of tails, where tails feels corny.

[@PurpleRegiGamer]

5:03 His burger? No! His chili dog!

[@reginaalonzo65]

Patter litterly dies so much funny stuff for us to watch XD

[@HibiscusStar14]

Couldn't stop laughing whenever I saw chikorita the jigglypuff's leaves vanish because of the green screen.

[@Reapee_Boi]

In the Archie comics, knuckles became full of chaos energy and turned green. Like deadass.

[@Probeebly]

I like how he completely ignored the misspelled "benlongs"

[@THEnicholasvancosky]

0:21 Is that a pansear with the eyes of a panpour or a panpour with the hair of a pansage?

[@Catfishade]

18:31 that's just... that's just a fetish put into a book

[@tjohnstonbawden]

exactly

[@t-bird6853]

17:40 Peter, how DARE YOU call Hypno "just some dude"?!?!?!