Borderlands 2 - Zer0 Quotes

[@deikoa6745]

"I lost fair and square... whatever that dumb phrase means. Who loses a square?" I CANNOT

[@jonathanscott5144]

Legicidal Thoughts The best part is, it's still a haiku.

[@leekshooter4825]

Legicidal Thoughts Tesseract up

[@DudeBoy318]

"I am rich, biatch." Caught me off guard there, Zer0.

[@DudeBoy318]

"Yeah, bitch, I just slapped you and stuff, what are you going to do about it?" Jeez. He's so elegant sometimes, but other times he just blanks on insults.

[@jackiechan3932]

+Die NumberSix (The Felt) where is the second one

[@DudeBoy318]

?

[@HarajukuDeadgirls111]

Can't wait to hear that shit

[@Urmaslol]

in my opinion zero is the funniest borderlands 2 character cause you never expect him to come out with some of the shit he says

[@SaiKisaragi]

Yeah, you mean like this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJelonV_q6aIg9km51s ? It's because you would think he would be so srs xD

[@spookforyou3174]

Proud2game. U mean the most badass

[@darkestheir]

"I just slapped you and stuff, what'chu gonna do?" oh god zero I love you so much u weird maybe alien

[@jackiechan3932]

where is that one?

[@darkestheir]

jakob schoonover like 3:51 i think

[@TheMagnumDon]

nah m8, he is just a 4 fingered anime character

[@Noobolon]

Maybe an robot, the head that he wears that appears the skull in moxxis dlc, says not canon, so idk what he is

[@vel0city_personal]

i believe my beautiful boy is a robot

[@jonasgrant]

"I am eternal, death will never capture me, my skills exceed his." That was badass.

[@choopy8493]

Ultimate badass Zer0

[@cupboards8341]

timestamp?

[@lowcalibremine3004]

@@cupboards8341 6:08

[@Umbreongodofhalo]

Can't stop laughing at the first minute with all the pain noises.

[@Umbreongodofhalo]

Shreks Secret Agent YEW FUKING WOT Ass ass anel creed is arse borderlends wins

[@Umbreongodofhalo]

Shreks Secret Agent lel no and by histery u mean piss and wind and graphics u mean piel of shit also u sed grafix don't matter so #PCmasterrace

[@Umbreongodofhalo]

Shreks Secret Agent lol no You show how immature how console gamers are for saying Borderlands sucks because of it's graphics while Call Of Duty 2.0 (which for some reason you hate because it's the same thing every year while ArseArse Creed is exactly like that) has better graphics is a better game

[@Umbreongodofhalo]

Shreks Secret Agent Mostly because they look nice. And consoles are always arguing "PS4 looks better than Xbox one!" And Same with CoD. And they keep the exact same things such as gameplay and falsest thing i've heard. "relevant with consoles" Their outdated already. While my PC isn't as good as them. (Yet.) Compared to most mid end PC's their PS2's.. and can't even go 60fps for most of their games while at 720p... and £500... hah, no. You'd have to be really rich and dedicated if you wanted to do that. And even PC gamers think people who do that are idiots. Also a decent graphics card can perform the same for years. also watch this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZyroWtterWjbrM for any arguments you might have..

[@eldorado4852]

Yu wot scrub mountain dew and Doritos are console exclusive m9

[@qrowz1366]

"Must stop drop and roll." Zer0 is the best. Your arguement is invalid.

[@jimmyrustler7432]

He's a higher number than you

[@qrowz1366]

majed algamdi good one xD

[@StorytellerOfTheDead]

Zero is the best. What else can be expected? He is a badass.

[@harmlessthorns6690]

+StorytellerOfTheDead Haiku's are amazing

[@z3phyr585]

+StorytellerOfTheDead I think sometimes he trys to be cool, but he really sounds stupid XD

[@Underratedcomedi]

Anybody notice he speaks in haiku

[@myboibreadbox1337]

StorytellerOfTheDead thanks

[@gamebrainjagras4193]

StorytellerOfTheDead “it” not “He”

[@Grimmmleigh]

i love how he acts serious most of the time then suddenly says stuff like this golden line 3:51

[@enjuy]

Original Genji

[@NinjapowerMS]

That would be raiden.

[@blackmask9669]

That would be Dio MUDA MUDA

[@singulariteas]

Regarante LMAO

[@san-tbandit1807]

pretty sure he's more like spectre form bo3

[@zeroderorero3948]

Regarante zer0: who are you? genji: im you but bet-*slap* zer0: 3:50

[@GamingGirlAnime]

"I am rich, biatch.." Omg I love Zer0 so much X'D

[@totalmadnesman]

+Ravyn Goggans Where was it?

[@gabelance1]

+TotalMadnessMan 3:11

[@evansheehan9258]

Zer0 likes to come off as some elegant Ninja warrior, but he's just as un-elegant as everyone else on Pandora.

[@mightyshady1016]

How so?

[@Exenelol]

@@mightyshady1016did you not watch the video?

[@dg7347]

⁠​⁠@@mightyshady1016"I am rich, Biatch" -Zer0

[@EldenLord-wh4ov]

It's Pandora's bad influence on him

[@jlm_95]

What is the hold up? Is someone in the bathroom? Are you on the phone? 4th wall=rekt

[@Li8aGun92]

B A D D A S S A P P R O A C H I N G

[@milesedgeworth4276]

Greetings badass

[@Noobolon]

Op8 in a nutshell

[@parkerclips803]

Badass

[@gamebrainjagras4193]

Li8aGun92 it’s funny that Zer0 was referring to itself

[@keybladeciel3716]

_Warning, Badass!_

[@RedFoxGrappler]

I was in the damn bathroom with full volume for his groans. Now my family probably thinks I'm gay. Great...

[@returnofthespacecowgurl]

+Christian Rocha Either that or you had the most robotic orgasm ever.

[@gore4332]

+Leonardo Mcdouchebag I laughed so hard I choked on my popcorn

[@Li8aGun92]

+Christian Rocha ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@jamesandhismomsgiantpeach1665]

Christian Rocha tell em it's not what it sounds like

[@the_anniy]

Today was the first time I decided to play as him. I died when he got DoT for the first time 💀

[@bobswolfie2001]

Assassination/what a satisfying word.../...with five syllables!

[@Chipplez]

I really like his tone at 5:25, hype af also who loses a square

[@rileymack1489]

and who loses a fair?

[@officialretreat.6124]

2 things I learned bout Zer0: 1: he's funnier than his character leads 2: he's Japanese, isn't it obvious! God Damnit!

[@kakyoinnoriaki3316]

Taz Ragex exactly where is Japan located in Pandora?

[@memetastic2643]

Taz Ragex He's an alien

[@kakyoinnoriaki3316]

SCP - 066 or you could say his character was inspired by japanese culture.

[@UAVizUp]

Taz Ragex he’s an alien he has 4 fingers

[@glerbatribinhokestenpokest4869]

Taz Ragex I'd like to think think the characters are the race of their voice actor

[@NKiwi2903]

The way he always pretends to be this mysterious edgelord while randomly saying some of the most stupidly funny shit is why I love him so much.

[@Shermann]

10:15 YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!

[@DXGraveman]

Zer0 is Yugi confirmed?!?!

[@Shermann]

epicfrostyninja It all makes sense now.

[@HeiAims]

+Benjamin Sherman That was the first stealth line I got in my first playthrough of bl2 xP that was several years ago...

[@allun5066]

WELCOME TO THE SHADOW REALM!

[@sadtoaster6341]

HAHA NOW I SHALL PUT A FACE DOWN CARD, MY WIN IS IMINENT!!!

[@xaldynnemo47]

"This is the story / All about how my life got / Flipped, turned up-side down." Did he-- did he just...!?

[@rekius328]

the fresh assassin of bel-dora

[@drunicks8347]

"I am bored/Bored as hell/Can we freakin' kill something?" THAT'S WHY I LOVE ZER0.

[@SaltyGround]

HEALTH! HEALTH HERE!! HEALTH OVER THERE!! I HAVE FOUND HEALTH! HEAALING! He sounds like a kid kinda xD cute

[@evilemperordude]

ReinaO3O It's like poetry.

[@SaltyGround]

no not really he does say short sentences or at least a word every once in awhile

[@sarahharken2390]

***** No, actually, he doesn't always speak in Haikus. There are times where he simply says yes or no, or some short sentences.

[@SaltyGround]

^^^what he said. Like "well...that's irritatingly cryptic."

[@SaltyGround]

***** seen it. done it. 8 times and I still find him absolutely adorable

[@KazzieBB]

20 seconds in and I'm having a laughing fit

[@GreatfulGert]

+ElitaPheonix XD

[@AmyLionheartArtistry]

Zer0 gains so much attraction due to how ambiguous he is, as well as a mystery. He's definitely my favored character in terms of Combat-style. As well as design...

[@frostedscales2347]

borED borED borED. BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED. I am really BORED

[@Dandy-Man]

Don’t you mean… B0red

[@73sirmike]

3:11 I am rich biatch! hahaha love the Jesse Pinkman reference! (breaking bad)

[@TheMabist]

This...THIS WAS LONG BEFORE JESSE PINKMAN. DAVE CHAPELLE WOULD LIKE SOME WORDS WITH YOU.

[@bloodylynx4035]

But Salvador has a head called breaking bald o_o weird

[@freedom-man]

@@TheMabist on google Breaking bad, 2008 Borderlands 2, 2012

[@dannyboi5887]

"Critical killing / is an art unto itself / and I am Rembrandt" One of the fucking rawest lines in the series right there

[@xernoiva4443]

His voice sounds so beautiful! Just imagine how he'd sound while singing. 😍

[@kittenkraze13]

Zer0 is like a male version of one of those femme fatale characters that always speak in breathy voices.

[@wxyzabcd]

"Did that guy just speak in haiku?" -Handsome Jack

[@mastervule1844]

7:05 is my alarm tune XD

[@tander4100]

"OH YEAH, YEAH WHAT BITCH? YEAH WHAT? I JUST SLAPPED YOU AND STUFF!"-Zero

[@ProductionJournal]

4:15 is hands down the best quote ever!!

[@iNSANELYSMART409]

Sector5 nope 12:14 is the best

[@gdelusiveplayz3609]

No the best is when he said "How am I supposed to solve this puzzle, look it up online?"

[@ace7410]

“You should all be scared! I don’t die so easily and now I AM PISSED!” 5:25 Honestly dude same.

[@greenjade051]

"Is someone in the bathroom? Are you on the phone?" LOL

[@fancysax446]

How come I only ever seem to get 20% of these great lines?

[@xaldynnemo47]

A lot of them only seem to trigger after unlocking a capstone skill.

[@PhaenyBirb]

12:15 D i d h e s e r i o u s l y f u c k i n g s a y t h a t s h i t ?

[@bw8696]

I feel the burning eating through my equipment must stop, drop, and roll A new instrument Waiting for sonata that I will conduct How hilarious You just set off my trap card Your death approaches I sit here and wait Wishing I could move onward But it's all in vain Dude, they're all haiku

[@bw8696]

+Brendan Wojcik Oh also Bor-ed, bor-ed, bored Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored I am really bored

[@trickster1959]

Haiku indeed.

[@lindi6]

Was I the only one who got the reference at 12:14?

[@rockout556]

apparently nobody enjoys fresh prince. haha

[@Shinywhite]

One of the very few references I got.

[@BeigeMan366]

When does he ever say that?

[@lindi6]

BeigeMan366 Usually when you run someone or something over with your vehicle.

[@holyordersol2668]

Oh, the times we live in. Reminds me of all the kids that watched Guardians of the Galaxy who must've been baffled by Starlord's cassette player.

[@lexasm2000]

2:42 it's actually both, how did he guessed?

[@moisesfreire6408]

Zero is a Quarian with one more fing in two hands, man. A Quarian assassin.

[@dmRdr]

Human/quarian hybrid!

[@crazypeacock6034]

Fuck yeah!!! XD

[@cheesebugergurl]

A smoking cigar / Is so much less interesting / Than a smoking gun

[@lucianmcdaniel2228]

Half of this sounds like he can't get his shit out

[@AventusBlue]

"I get skills for kills, Such a profitable life, I am rich, beeyotch"

[@ducasse8473]

what is the hold up? is someone in the bathroom!? are you on the phone!?!?

[@yo10057]

bor ed, bor ed, bor ed, BORED. / BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED.

[@medicmain3947]

i am realy bored

[@ethanlawrence6864]

yo10057 b0red

[@soulfox32]

"I lost fair and square, whatever that dumb phrase means....who loses a square"

[@thedaltizzerably6021]

12:14, He was related to the prince of bel air

[@pixeljoe3433]

Zer0 is his brother?

[@thedaltizzerably6021]

#Confirmed

[@sunshineexp1124]

The Daltizzerably when does he say that in game

[@VoxNdoc]

@@sunshineexp1124 late to the party but I got the line when I was running some skags over so most likely when driving and running things over.

[@KathyClysm]

"I am rich, biatch" loooooool

[@nanotech1921]

I love how hes just as insane as everyone in pandora his tone just hides it better

[@SkullyMcFarqFace]

Zero has 4 fingers ... Half 4 Dead 3: Revenge of the Dragonborn confirmed

[@iram2716]

dont do drugs

[@chriswww]

1 minute of "ugn guuhh" then "i'm covered in slag"

[@asianassassin7227]

Zer0 is a Tenno from Warframe. Mystery Solved.

[@thatdude35]

Asian Assassin dude... That would be so epic!

[@thatdude35]

Zer0 playable in Warframe lol

[@LeadusTheUnfortunate]

@@thatdude35 Please?

[@edmaro_assassin8]

Ur Talking about Ash from Warframe bc Ash is an Assassin

[@MusouSan]

2:57 Probably my favorite quote ever.

[@peepeestorm2178]

6:25 when you steal mummys credit card and buy the maxmium amount of vbucks

[@skullmajora]

I love Zer0's standing around quotes so much.

[@Fazikku]

the whole first minute was porn??

[@saverofthehumens]

apparently

[@2012zayka]

сначала прочитать этот коментарий,а потом слушать-бесценно :)

[@Penguinjohn4796]

zero is truly the biggest badass ever ahahahaha XD

[@melancholyskies6523]

I lost fare and square, whatever that dumb phrase means, who looses a square? BEST QUOTE EVER HA

[@jakedecker02]

I think it was either "im rich biotch" or "what, yeah what bitch"

[@GaleSilverwind]

jakedecker02 "This is the story/ All about how my life got/ Flipped, turned upside down"

[@scuttlefan13025]

Zer0 is a sassy bad ass omg

[@zer0genji531]

AgenttSouth I got mixed zero genji

[@Yelpopr777]

I was listening to this and I couldn't help but shiver... His voice is so... creepy not in a bad way, but kinda stalker way...

[@TheAnnoyingThing1915]

HARK BADASS, HELLO BADASS APPROACHING *BAD*DASS *BADASS* *B* *A* *D* *A* *S* *S* APPROACHING

[@ghosthunterx7453]

4:17 got me this why Zer0 is my favorite character

[@Ripster99]

5:00-5:19 Lookout, we got a badass

[@KittyPawzSlapsU]

You forgot "I need healing"

[@blaby4ever]

And i disappear A ghost amidst the combat preparing to strike Your eyes deceive you and illusion fools you AAALLL ...i move for the kill

[@eastsideumbreon6032]

0:34 - 1:10 After hearing this, I dont think its Slag youre covered in.....

[@lunar-firefly]

All the hours I've played Zer0 and I can't remember ever hearing some of these! Like the map comments, and stuff. Thanks for posting this up. :D

[@silly8917]

It blows my mind that all of his major voice lines are spoken in haiku

[@williamnguyen8663]

2:56 “has my heart just died?”... so does this count as confirmation that zero isn’t a robot

[@ZombieGangster]

Some robots have “hearts” in movies and games.

[@thegrayone5666]

Yes but have we seen any borderlands bots that do? Claptrap is pretty friggin advanced. I dont believe even he does. Cyborg however is still on the table.

[@DazzieXTRA]

The tales from the borderlands ruined Zer0's voice (and zero is my fav character mannnn)

[@warcraftfan5]

+ChilledoutGaming /DazcavMapping I think it was the Tina DLC actually - atleast I'm fairly certain that that's when his voice actor was changed.

[@breal8949]

mine toooooo! 0

[@blackmask9669]

They didn't ruin his voice. He just said less edgy lines so he spoke in a different tone

[@blackmask9669]

***** No, the voice actor is different in episode 5 and his voice is the exact same in episode 1 only with less haiku.

[@deadpool-xi6yt]

Dazzie me to that was a good game

[@ShiitakeWarrior]

A Hyperion SMG? Zer0, that's so not you.

[@JurgenBlitz]

Any gun is good In the hands of a badass Like Zer0 the assassin

[@ShiitakeWarrior]

Okay, forget about the stats and all that. In fact, forget you're even playing a game. Think of it from a psychological point of view: After having to speak with the voice of THE BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG EVER TO SET FOOT ON PANDORA (albeit temporarily) - someone SO hateworthy, just the thought of him alone makes you wanna vomit (and sounding just like him when you speak could very well yield a similar result), would YOU want to use a Hyperion brand item again? If I were Zer0, I'd probably feel very uncomfortable about that. Of course, if you'd rather not think about any of that and feel content with slapping the shit outta bandits with your Cutting Edge Bitch (i.e. using a Bitch to smack a bitch), then by all means, go ahead.

[@ShiitakeWarrior]

I can definitely see the irony in that. Great. Now I really wanna see someone take out Jack with a Bitch. (Preferably one with dual blades.)

[@robotspgc]

THink of it this way: Its like killing your enemy with their own weapon.

[@Anonymousmaximilious]

Jorge González-Páramo Good try, but the syllables in a haiku are 5-7-5, not 5-7-7

[@diamondwarrior2003]

12:14 i'd like to take a minute just sit right there, i'm gonna tell you how i became to prince of a town called bel'air

[@mako3271]

(Instrumental)

[@SaiKisaragi]

Dhunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Duhn dun dun du duhn Dun dun duh duh~duh, Duh duh duh duh duhn!

[@mako3271]

Sai Kisaragi In "West Pandora" Born and raised...

[@diamondwarrior2003]

new haven was where i spent most of my days.

[@SaiKisaragi]

blusgaming picks Beatin' up, Lvlin' up all smooth and all shootin' some fools When a couple of robots, led by someone with a hood started killing everyone I got shot once and Gran Torgue got scared And recited a story that no one wants to hear

[@spider12359]

I regret watching this next to my girlfriend.

[@jazzhandsandtransams]

I originally thought he was going to be a straight cut badass before I chose him as my player character... of course, with this being Borderlands... christ alive, this guy sounds like a little kid and it's great. Case in point: 2:18

[@UncleHappy5]

"I get skills for kills, such a profitable life. I am rich biatch." Bit out of character but still awesome =D

[@ddddavyy8383]

Love the fact Zer0 invokes his inner obiwan with that "Hello there!"

[@yoshistover5881]

I can't believe he actually said all of this. The one day that Borderlands 3 comes out, he's going to win character of the year XD.

[@drwhovian96]

The more you listen, the more it sounds like he is thinking of what to say.

[@bobswolfie2001]

2:18 - 2:45 School. XD

[@COSGUK]

He turned the fresh prince of Bel Air in to a HAIKU! XDDD

[@keylimekid6269]

The first twenty seconds = some really deep, inspiring quotes.

[@autoporridge]

Really *deep* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@keylimekid6269]

Back Cash Innuendo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ZlatkoTheGod]

0:37 close your eyes and try to tell me it's not weird...

[@futureelement924]

I died when he said come on.

[@diab0und]

8) I had such a huge crush on him/it?? (i still do) and I somehow forgot how much I love his/their/its voice I just LOVE

[@exavierf3437]

This guy breaks the fourth wall when your away from the game lol

[@Cybercoin]

I just remembered why I loved this guy.

[@redpebbledash8190]

Action Skill Voicelines 10:03

[@oscarb310]

Splinter132 Thanks !

[@seanbrinksneader4895]

I hears Badass so many times, it doesn't even sound like a word anymore! XD

[@zombiiieboyy]

Zer0 voice lines? Naah Asmr 18+

[@pinpoint0]

12:14 This is the story, all about how, my life got flip-turned upside down.

[@Kotommi]

Thing so great about Zer0 is that since he speaks so much in haiku, and then he suddenly says something like at 3:52 is so surprising. What and epic character.

[@JohnLucPicard98]

Took me 11 years of playing borderlands 2 to finally notice he speaks in haiku. Blew my mind

[@skiesx2936]

When Zer0 said I have made a fatal error , my video lagged

[@AventusBlue]

did anyone else notice that most of what he says is actually in haikus? not just afk/idle

[@AventusBlue]

The Nicktator i didnt know that o.o

[@ashforestTTV]

Zer0 is a badass and his lines are hilarious. I didn't think I'd laugh so much from someone saying "Yeah bitch, I just slapped you and stuff " "Who loses a square" "I'm rich, bitch" or just complaining about how bored they are.

[@HexPLAYSPlus]

Zero=Lelouch from Code Geass

[@wyatterp123]

your profile pic is square it must be minecraft

[@LiveAndSound]

wyatterp123 : / really man?

[@wyatterp123]

***** well the two have allmost nothing in common

[@LiveAndSound]

wyatterp123 Ohhhh, now I get the joke.

[@esotericulmanist8331]

I checked your channel. You earned a sub. You had some cool vids :)

[@sihiau]

zer0 becomes Yoda 11:13

[@zeroderorero3948]

Corrosive Star do you even imagine how hard has to be write haikus talking like yoda?

[@martarivera9489]

i played zero to lvl 80 and i have not heard like 45%bof these

[@anthonychase6906]

I noticed he has quite a few more quotes for killing during decepti0n after you get the Many Must Fall skill.

[@projectblitz7290]

+Funni Skele Those are actually my favorite quotes

[@alexavra2195]

You just set off my trap card. MY FAV

[@celticluna1691]

zero's bored sounds like a six yr old complaining