How I Beat Borderlands 2 With Only Pearlescents

[@alexmichels9251]

I watched this video while eating a tuna sandwich, the sandwich contained mayonnaise, canned tuna, garlic salt, and Cholula hot sauce. I had two tablespoons worth of daisy brand cottage cheese on the side with a glass of Indian summer brand apple juice as a drink. Thank you altered, this meal and video combo truly changed my outlook on life

[@Mr_fish64]

Truly inspirational comment

[@goodnamepleaseplease]

truly a comment of all time

[@optmuscrimeii8374]

Who puts cottage cheese on a sandwich?

[@Ghost-dh1vv]

Gay

[@calebvillegas6528]

Best comment ever

[@spinachkale9392]

The friends not wanting to play is the most true thing ever 😭

[@zeebooboo9663]

Bro really went there, very relatable for me

[@JesterDragon8743]

Yeah, I was just about to comment the same thing! 😂

[@MrSmudge13]

Obviously it hits home way too hard

[@thebard5019]

honestly man, it sucks so bad because i never got to experience BL2 with the bois like everyone else. I grew up playing solo or with my dad

[@etotheoreo3950]

Pretty much the exact same for me, my dad introduced me to the game and I loved it but my friend played it with me for like 1 hour and then stopped

[@HK-pq7pe]

"If it took you more than one shot, you weren't using a Jakobs."

[@retrobat1631]

RIP Marcus.

[@WarPigstheHun]

How in da hail did Marcus survive getting shot by the claptrap ninja?

[@apple_cat]

​@@WarPigstheHun its explained in the DLC. he made that part up

[@licketySplitAUS77]

I watched this video while committing grand larceny, loitering, holding hands in public and I am avoiding my taxes.

[@alteredfried]

I can't believe you held hands in public

[@electr0cute170]

I can't believe you had someone to hold hands with

[@luizhenriquebraunermoraes3175]

Avoiding taxes isn't a crime, it's an obligation. Holding hand in public is an absolutely heinous act, though.

[@tomhewitt8017]

You should EVADE taxes WHILST holding hands. It’s abhorrent.

[@cashbanucita0025]

Donald trump that you?

[@sugoha_2548]

3 people in a discord call simultaenously playing Half-Life, Portal and BL2 is actually rad

[@threemar3]

You're going to ignore Learn 2 Fly? Not cool bro.

[@sugoha_2548]

@@threemar3 I absolute and shamelessly will (no but seriously I didn't know what the game was, the 3 other games are among my favorite games)

[@jacobbradshaw5022]

Hold up you totally confused me when you said ignore the duck race game play lol

[@Evry1HatesElijah]

@@threemar3thats duck life not learn to fly

[@asklk5688]

He was playing Portal: Revolution actually! It’s a fairly recent free Portal 2 fan game, it’s really good!

[@LilGasmask]

He was, in fact, hitting the Griddy 22:31 he just like me frfr 23:19 i cant breathe

[@MrHuxley]

The Rakk put the Stinky on Em

[@lightiiy450]

sanctuary after lilith does /tp ~ ~70 ~500 gotta be the most fire map ngl

[@snottytoe6957]

Is this the moxxi upskirt coordinates

[@IAmAntiEerything]

Yes? ​@@snottytoe6957

[@AlexTheAxolotl-li1ni]

Probably is

[@bsmith9890]

This seems to be a minecraft reference. When using tildes for coordinates adds the following numbers to your coordinates. For example, "/tp @s ~ ~10 ~​" would teleport you 10 blocks up. As for what the above comment means, I have no idea.@@snottytoe6957

[@littleboirose180]

​@@snottytoe6957 It is teleport commands in Minecraft, not the coords to Moxxie's upskirt view

[@idontthinkso5966]

The first time I had a hint I might be the type of people that fall into a downward spiral if I ever try gambling is that I sat in front of this machine for a solid day or two just to get a Pearl, the avenger.

[@CycleShmeen]

Just stay away from casinos the way youd stay away from crack. It is very addictive and will ruin your life if you cant stop yourself

[@Spoot401]

I've been farming them for two weeks for Seraph Crystals 😅 I've gotten four Pearls (Tunguska, Sawbar, Stalker, and Stormfront), and I just got 120 crystals tonight and bought a Patriot. Trying to do a Seraph-only Mya on Normal Mode. I would say, the slot machines in the Badass Crater Bar are the best source of Eridium in 'pre-game'. You can sell all the level 30 gear you get from Tina DLC and take the money to the bar. Good resource swap.

[@Zenriesz]

I can't tell whether you or Gasmask is more masochistic but I love ya both for different reasons.

[@TigerHands]

anime soft pillow biter

[@pendingname4940]

I wanna say it's probably gasmask but I'll have to watch more of these videos to figure it out

[@RuckusRugs]

Caustic Caverns all day for fav LOOKING spot, love The Forest part of the playthrough and the climb up the mountain to the sorcerer

[@jonathanvega6471]

Same

[@zacharymartínez445]

This is my favorite map for that reason and the Minecraft Easter egg

[@jackamoco2270]

@@zacharymartínez445you and me both dude, love the easter egg

[@etotheoreo3950]

I hate the map cuz of the crysalisks

[@naedanger123]

Caustic Caverns has peak atmosphere

[@adamnielson42]

2:07 not only halflife AND portal, but also Learn to fly 2? You got hype friends

[@Kid15X]

the fact that this game is 12 years old and still has such a dedicated fanbase and people still making content for it is insane, I love it!

[@blockheadperson1340]

*Laughs in TF2*

[@ben.juan.]

**laughs in TF2**

[@100StepProgram]

*laughs in chess*

[@subzero308]

Thats what happens when u make a good game for the fans and not woke garbage.

[@lotion5238]

​​@@subzero308It's sad how the gaming industry has become filled with devs who hate the audience that would pay their game any mind. Although Borderlands, even the new ones, have been both witty and pretty respectful on some of those kinds of topics (Hammerlock and Wainwright's relationship was so good they made a whole DLC in BL3 for it and even though Borderlands 3 had some really bad /annoying characters for every bad character there's two more really funny and interesting ones) despite their crazy attitude sometimes.

[@Aerotactics]

Arid Nexus Badlands, because BL1 was awesome, and I had nostalgia walking through the same area in BL2.

[@blondy1528]

i loved arid nexus before i even played bl1

[@orleansangel9230]

Feels like a second home

[@a_paperweight]

Same

[@jakeking974]

Controversial, but mine is Control Core Angel for favorite level. I was a Roland main in my first ever trip into the Borderlands, and watching him die ripped my heart out and set my soul ablaze like Lilith. Everything before didn't matter an inch, I had seen my hero shot in the back and disrespected and NOTHING from that point would stop me from killing Jack. In fact, my hatred carried so far as I personally killed Jack as EVERY Hunter, my favorite being Krieg as I finally had the chance to RIP AND TEAR THAT TRAITOROUS SLIME- Sorry, I can't help myself sometimes. I actually love Angel, but I would kill her a thousand times over JUST to hurt Jack a thousand times more.

[@lotion5238]

"I'll kidnap a thousand children"

[@oreohunter7798]

Best music in the game too

[@samsth2750]

I did not play Bl1 so for me that scene is the one that made me love Jack. Took him 2 seconds to deal with Roland and lilith

[@dybdal509]

I love that you can see both his friends tap out of their games to see what he is celebrating, when he gets the jackpot at 3.40

[@daveybonesOG]

I have never once seen any content you've made... and the fact I was eating nachos. I had to take like a solid 20 minutes to convince myself it was JUST chance lmao

[@Flynt010]

The borderlands psychosis affects us all in different ways 😔 But really, amazing job sticking through it all, it must have been brain-rotting to a degree I couldn't believe

[@TheDormantPsycho]

The video started being SUPER engaging after 1:55! Idk what it was but I just couldn’t stop watching, keep it up 😊

[@eddie_the_underlord_cow3459]

2:16 I respect the 3 friends games pictured there. Edit: Duck Life is amazing too.

[@KirinMage]

i typed this exact comment before seeing this lol

[@Sol-Orion]

Top right is Portal. What are the other 2?

[@eddie_the_underlord_cow3459]

@@Sol-Orion Half Life 1 and Learn to Fly 1

[@Sol-Orion]

@@eddie_the_underlord_cow3459 thanks, appreciate it.

[@1claydoe]

Call me crazy, but the Wildlife Exploitation Reserve is probably my favorite. The music and the overall scenery of the place is so beautiful.

[@Gandalf.]

Now do it again as a one-life

[@alteredfried]

I died to the tina slots so no

[@xboxgamerz22]

​@@alteredfried do tina wonderland

[@NBDViro]

@@alteredfriedyou’d hold a record tho 👀

[@NoForksGiven]

Bloodshot Ramparts is definnitely my favourite map. Lots of action, a bopping theme and the best of alll, toll guy. You got paay the troll toll. you BETTER pay the troll toll

[@diamonje]

Now do it in Borderlands 3.

[@coolenoughcheese1609]

Bru

[@Mothbean]

Alternate title: How I beat Borderlands 3 with the power of imagination.

[@DavidMaurer-gq9cz]

Pearls are in bl3?

[@rexb6822]

I like the RE4 shooting range music in the background.

[@justanegsfan]

lmao same, im literally playing re4 2005 rn and i heard it. what timing

[@SmokNord69Nic]

3:40 I love how their screens turned grey, meaning they immediately stopped and swapped over to your stream lol

[@fkbuki]

Literally LOL'd when you shot that long distance Buzzard out of the sky and watched the pilot rag-doll into oblivion lmfao

[@nuyunuyuyu7592]

I think my favorite map is a tie between the one where you have to fight Mordecai's bird as a boss and the one where you have to fight the Bunker, both the most infuriating and most fond memories of BL2, something that has to do with how long it took me to learn the fight's mechanics... fun

[@TylerOfTrade]

It insults me as I have spent many many hours using that damn slot machine. And I didn't even know you could get pearls from them.

[@MomirViggwilv]

2:45 The math for pearlescent farming is a biiiiit different than that, actually. You can never gaurentee when a series of random rolls will result in success, but you CAN determine what your chances of success are after N number of rolls. You take your chance of failiure, 5499/5500, and multiply it by itself N times (5499/5000)^N. So if you roll 5000 times, you'll have about a 40% chance of failier I.E. a 60% chance of pulling at least one pearlescent. This would take just under 14 hours. Your chance of finding a pearlescent after 300 spins is just 5%

[@Weebfox]

I cant believe you'd do that to the poor Buzzard pilot who was just trying to enjoy a beautiful sunset ride >:( Great video, I personally love the Wham Bam island map just because of how pretty it is

[@LtFred]

Not sure how I've never come across your content before but absolutely loved this video. Easy subscribe here! As for my favorite map I've got to go with Flamerock Refuge. The music is so distinct and unique from anywhere else in BL2 and I'll never forget playing that DLC day one when it dropped with all my closest friends. Hope BL4 can bring back the magic of BL2.

[@Furrfino]

I watched this while wearing a Fruit of The Loom T-shirt, H&M jeans and Columbia boots(foot size 9). Thank you altered for another enjoyable watch

[@the_wobbly_witch]

i love how your commentary style is just you being flabbergasted constantly

[@gribbly629]

I watched this video while eating taco bell. I had a taco discovery box with a cherry pepsi and nacho fries. This did not change my outlook on life, but it is making me consider re-downloading Borderlands 3. Thank you for this.

[@lukeskywalkereu6107]

Intrusive thoughts tried sneaking in at the grinder, great vid btw 😂

[@EverythingChannely]

All this power and he still didn't kill the bandits for Riess😢😔 justice for Reiss✊️✊️✊️

[@judeharmon1754]

this is really good, you are better then the borderlands creators i used to watch, thank you for bringing life into a beautiful game who’s reputation was ruined by its own developer

[@acbeats4447]

"we got mitten squad at home* (RIP Paul) love this video homie, really reminds me of pauls old challenge videos for fallout

[@sangera]

I really like Opportunity in concept. It is such a startle shift in tone that works incredibly well with the rest of the game. However, that place is hell to fight through.

[@NordicDragon1337]

The "friends wanting to play with you" hit too home, have like covered in tears

[@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281]

Fav map has gotta be Caustic Caverns. Either that or Eridium Blight. The missions there Handsom Jack gives you are some of my favs I think.

[@Mothbean]

I will pay you to [get this comment censored by youtube]

[@GhostlyLife]

I'm happy that your video randomly popped in my recomendations, it's a nice challenge run, and i was curious about how one's could do that. Kinda sad tho that the unforgiven is such a low tier pearl, yet i still love this weapon for that slow fire rate jakobs gimmick. Keep up the good stuff !

[@fireheartclan]

Caustic Caverns. Something about that map is just really memorable for me, even though it’s really not that fun to do many times in short succession. Also completely optional.

[@megax1085]

I think my favorite map or location is the Three Horn's Divide. I like the snowy artic setting and the name of the location represent the three peaks that represent horns with the bones of remnant creatures of old.

[@shade7728]

My Favorite map has to be either Opportunity or Hero's Pass simply because of Hyperion and thier music- It's so good

[@xcal789]

I couldn’t image how torturous this challenge was, but the fact you made it such an entertaining watch with some ridiculous planning and beloved gambling goes to show how much power you hold!

[@No_Sleepee]

My favorite map in Bl2 is Pyro Pete's Bar. You get to fight Pete, pick a fight with the drunks, grind Torgue Tokens, get a Customization Station built-in, and all while you get to listen to the best combat music in the game; WEP!

[@dimitar4y]

your reactions, especially when the game is being mean to you and bullying you; literally my spirit animal.

[@Lucasifii]

dragon keep is my favorite map, I liked the winged storm though, especially that hidden easter egg

[@jonathanvega6471]

Caustic caverns is probably my favorite map

[@rainplays203]

My favorite map is caustic caverns, because i love everything about it, the scenery atmosphere, and the story, it really shows how inseggnificnt you are, the only source of light even reaching the place is a huge hole left behind from a decent chunk of sancturary being teleported etc. I just really love the map, one of my fav maps from any of the games

[@degeneracy0160]

now do it with seraphs

[@kiteinthenite3602]

Lol love the friends playing finals and listening to you suffer

[@superturkijeep]

The op10 I challenge you to finish it without slag weapons .

[@subzero308]

I would use Maya or axton for that still would take forever tho

[@TheBattleRabbit860]

This was way more entertaining than I thought it would be. Speaking of invisible objects, I keep getting caught on stuff, in BL GOTY Enhanced and now in BL 2. I'll be running and just stop. Or going over a bridge through a door and just stop. Sometimes I can see where two textures or polygons or something meet.

[@xgiimo3892]

I watched this while eating a NY deli lamb gyro with poppi watermelon flavored soda and a side of salted fries. for dessert I had carrot cake. beautiful video.

[@lotion5238]

I want to like Poppi but man, sucrose is just such a weird flavor that I can't get over. It's just got this gross sweetish aftertaste to it and it's a shame because it's got merit as a sugar alternative. I tried the Cola one and it was super muted tasting too and was overwhelmingly sucrose flavored. It's a bit hard to explain but if you've ever noticed the difference between diet cola and regular that's why.

[@NekroKid7k]

Carrot cake... Haha

[@acridcesium_9971]

Opportunity is pretty fun to run around in, also I just like fighting the Hyperion enemies more than creatures or bandits.

[@emel6423]

"Only pearls" You mean only ONE pearl

[@cezedarling5400]

11:07 “I WASNT ANYWHERE NEAR IT” clearly gets demolished by a train 😭

[@bast4rdlyreaper]

It would be better to call this challenge "can i beat with (specific pearl)" that way whenever you got the random pearl from the gambling machine, it would be EVEN MORE RARE. Though to ne honest, this video is more accurate as "Can i beat BL2 while being Unforgivable?"

[@Bonelord69]

By the time you get the pearl you're looking for, the sun will have overheated and sent cosmic rays to your pc, flipping the specific bytes necessary to set the warrior's hp to 1 so you can kill him with jump damage instead.

[@gabrielsantosbastos5257]

This run was basically "can i beat borderlands 2 as a glass cannon?"

[@kyrmaxi]

I like how at 3:38 both of your friends alt tab at the same time to check your stream lol

[@roar247]

Joltz WISHES he could do a play through this impressive

[@ThisabirdLovesCookie]

I watched this video while fully consuming my meal of one packet of ibumie always mi goreng instant instant noodles, two taiwanese sausages, 5 cocktail sausages, 3 cheese tofu with a side of thai chilli sauce and homemade garlic mayo. Your videos are peak "eat while watching" genre.

[@chandlerridden5007]

With only *a* pearlescent 💀

[@peterfusion1820]

Awesome video! Also I loved the use of the music that plays in the Sonic Adventure casino level during the slots section of the video :D

[@darkAwesome100]

7:03 mission failed immediately

[@IYPITWL]

During this video I enjoyed eating fried chicken, peas, and mashed potatoes gravy. The pieces of chicken were a wing and a breast. Also, 11:25 footstooled civilian

[@1Fresh_Water]

A remaster of BL2 would be so sick. Add in climbing, sliding, etc, all the QoL stuff new borderlands has. Mmmm

[@doomedfromthesmart]

Why do I want an Isekai for face mcshooty now? Somehow it's priceless. Dude wakes up summoned begging everyone to shoot him face, alas he's immortal UNLESS it's a bullet in his face, and nobody owns a gun

[@darthplagueis13]

It's kind of funny how the Unforgiven isn't even overpowered in Normal Mode where you're not really supposed to have it yet, once you're on level, anyways. I mean, the devs probably intended for it to be the single strongest Jakobs revolver in the game but in UVHM it's horrible and before that it's mid. I mean, it's not like it deals world ending levels of damage, it's basically just like having sniper damage on a pistol, with worse firerate and accuracy in exchange for a bigger ammo pool.

[@poimon5607]

Your friend playing flying penguin and then chick race brought so many memories 😭

[@DizzyIndy]

How to beat borderlands 2 with A pearl

[@panick_9550]

The freaking clown music for BL2VR is sending me 😂😂😂 hilarious content dude

[@paytonjohnson5621]

caustic caverns best map 🔥

[@zaglezigawa8415]

22:30 is truly an amazing moment XD Rakk got avenged

[@erronblack308]

So with *A* pearlescent. Not “pearlescents.” And that’s if truly believing you didn’t just pull a dream with those chances.

[@aidancallaghan]

you sound like a total joy to be around. Go find somewhere else to be a cynical prick

[@ash3s]

glad to see this game is still going on

[@jjj7783]

Caustic Caverns is a goated map, always been one of the best completely optional areas in the main story

[@jonw9791]

Lynchwood too

[@personalsheep1850]

I watched this video while the epithelial cells in my throat were dividing to restore the integrity of my lower esophagus after I refluxed a little bit of gastric acid

[@jada_9827]

0:33 finally a youtuber that speaks like I do peepee poopoo

[@PrettyGarbo]

11:30 The A-Train experience

[@Liam-kg6kl]

This video is really good man. Also your friends were playing some goated games

[@Thomo2207]

Super surprised no one has mentioned The Dust as their favourite yet. Big and open, vehicle fun, caravan raids available, buzzards and netball. Then on top of that there’s Gettle, Mobley, The Black Queen, Tubbies and then either the Zafords or the Hodunks. Lyuda, Veruc, Nukem, Pearls, Maggie & Slagga. Also the box for Gwen’s Head and NcNally for the Hammer Buster.

[@notskrub7013]

whoever the chad was playing duck life at like 3:00, i respect your good taste in browser games

[@judsongaiden9878]

12:57 I've always thought those spinny loaders reminded me of Maximilian from 'The Black Hole'. And in BL3, there's "Maxitrillion," so someone else must have thought the same thing.

[@LFXGaming]

your friends playing half life and portal while you play BL2 alone is the most based thing I've ever seen

[@Mlu..]

Saw this vid pop up a few times on my recommended page happy I finally clicked on it lmao. Great editing style makes the video so much easier to watch keep it up 💙

[@exylos_m]

never expected to see the finals here lmao great vid btw

[@Demirbaykus]

If i am not mistaken those invisible things on the track are the other cars, hitboxes won't go away lmfao

[@RobotTwinkie]

I watched this video making breakfast fried rice. 10/10, will make fried rice and watch this again

[@Heavenly1980]

Me: what does that guy from five nights at Freddy sound like again? Altered: 9:26

[@augustboseck9397]

I feel the invisible objects part like no other, in my car and out🤣🤣 getting stuck on invisible edges is the bane of my existence

[@Monkkie]

That scene where the buzzard crashed flew over him was clean AF

[@Dioxide141]

“now if you can’t even handle these loaders you’re really going to disappoint me” never been truer

[@I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks]

When the cold silent accurate character type pulls a heavy juggernaut character type war cry, it's joever for the enemy.

[@yeamelol]

What's the game played by his friend (the bottom one) at 2:10

[@drunkndazed8155]

One of the Learn to Fly games

[@Don69420]

ive tried to get enough seraph crystals in normal mode to buy something using these slots. during my 4-5 hours of farming those, i got one pearlecent. a storm also in the end you got a second wind on the warriors chest. the crit spots do that

[@kai1549]

I LOVE THE FRIDGE

[@gaelicsmurf8742]

Your Hank Hill impression in the arena fight was perfect.

[@ajaxorion]

although southern shelf has captain flynt (my all time least favorite boss), and it has the claptrap getting stuck bug, its always fun going up the bridges on the boat as both a fresh character or even in tvhm when you get to test good gear on old enemies for the first time bloodshot stronghold is always a remarkable map, immediately followed by bloodshot ramparts, which has the best ost in the game imo (tied with glacial)