Borderlands 2 - Zero Quotes

[@gubad7828]

3:10 "I am rich, BIATCH."

[@Wavvy_eddie]

That's Dave chappelle

[@OmegaBlack2609]

+Eddie Vasquez Technically it was the guy that played Ashy Larry.

[@theovermind8649]

NO CURSING ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER

[@Megapixel8063]

He said biatch because he needed two more syllables.

[@DogeTheDoge]

How hilarious, / You just set off my trap card. / Your death approaches.

[@brunocmartins7570]

is him zer0 or yu-gi-oh

[@sonicbralaunik9671]

OH MY GOD - Zer0 is Yami Yugi under a bodysuit. He's wearing it to hide his crazy hair.

[@derekmederick1110]

Gavin Crowley 10:13

[@powerxinfinito6995]

In spanish doesnt have any Yugioh reference, but is more epic xd. "¡Destornillante! / Has caído en mi trampa. / Date por muerto." Hard to translate the last sentece, but is like: "Hilarious! / You fell in my trap. / You are dead now." The translation is not a haikou, but is what it means

[@watsoncouch3800]

I’ve disappeared/ a ghost amidst the combat/ preparing to strike

[@T1S_Mixes]

8:48 "Yoo-hoo! Stupid guy! / I was really over here. / Too bad you're dead now."

[@araxshiriau9275]

4:15 What the fuck!🤣

[@leukashot123]

9:17 "Assassinated, such a satisfying word... with 5 syllables!"

[@ijudgetakes]

Leukashot that in itself is a haiku 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@christineb1431]

I will never forget when Zer0 said "I will not die here I have to much left to do and to much ammo" and the reason I was dying was because I had no ammo...

[@jeryram9969]

Reeeeeeeeeeeespawn!

[@blueshadowsoundeffects1559]

lol

[@NBRSxvage]

😭😂

[@jessehayward9327]

"Did he just speak haiku"

[@CrossbladeX]

i dunno

[@shakursteadman715]

Yes

[@jordonturner9559]

Zero always speaks in haiku

[@balls5257]

He does that

[@SamCrecco1]

@@CrossbladeX "Angel, you got the brain the size of a planet. So don't give me "I dunno"."

[@respawnbunny]

12:40 when you enter a minecraft village

[@gotanything2820]

Lmao

[@sirerik2825]

I'll give you 0 emeralds

[@DonKrieg-382]

LAUGH ITS MINECRAFT 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ZombieNova6]

Yes

[@BANDITmanufacturer]

DEAR GOD WHY'D I CLICK THIS TIMESTAMP

[@Naturalvelocity]

12:10 "THIS IS THE STORY/ ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT/ FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE-DOWN..."

[@Escalure]

Zer0 is a prince,a fresh prince...

[@thegetrktshow]

i just got that today ;-;

[@fr12221]

Leaves falling from trees Snow drifting onto the ground Life leaving your corpse.

[@OmegaBlack2609]

+Igor Matić Did that guy just speak in haiku?

[@fr12221]

+OmegaBlack2609 Impressive...

[@JubioHDX]

+OmegaBlack2609 a lot of his dialogue is haiku. I'd say most of it actually is

[@javoid6996]

That's a handsome Jack quote. They find a echo recorder with Angel talking about Zer0.

[@derekmederick1110]

that's 8:16

[@awerelia]

*me on my phone in the bathroom* Zero from my bedroom: What is the hold up? Is someone in the bathroom? Are you on the phone?

[@TomboyGirlfriend]

The first time he said that I was on my phone I was genuinely afraid, I was like “Zer0 is coming for my toes oh god oh fuck”

[@titanslayer5752]

It is confirmed, Zer0 stalks people XD

[@alexisemerald8649]

The same thing happened to my dad he was on his phone on the toilet when he said that 😂

[@aubreydeluka4028]

@@TomboyGirlfriend 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@combineeliteunit8769]

I *am in the bathroom* while reading this

[@pedrocarnelos703]

12:10 fresh vault hunter of bellair

[@jovaughnflucas2772]

PedroWolf25 greats show needs season 2

[@Noobolon]

Prince Of Bel' Dora

[@iris5678]

3:50 I died laughing XD

[@bedelgese]

oh my god XD

[@idwtltm]

Me too

[@kaptain_kai2599]

Me when i try to intimidate taller people

[@thestreetsdotcom]

Yes that made me fucking lol hard

[@clayton8009]

Iris 😆

[@chloeclark5477]

6:57 he's laugh is just the best

[@Lushlyyy]

hehe

[@themashess]

hehe 👹

[@JudicialGiraffe]

6:09 "I am eternal, death will never capture me, my skills exceed his." Well then.

[@chrisonewiththesalt]

Dread it, run from it, Destiny comes all the same.

[@soviettoaster_9323]

Not for Zer0

[@Shadowx0700]

2:23 " I am bored as hell, I would like to kill something, can we frickin go?"

[@mr.b89]

1:59 Zer0 knows he's in a game

[@PrincessAvii]

12:10 I JUST HEARD A FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR REFERENCE *jumps out the window*

[@Gamer63200]

big juicy and slightly rotten slabs of meat, grilled to perfection on Obama's sizzling abs I see who couldn't find a not yet used username.

[@PrincessAvii]

Gamer63200 6 months after me making this comment, and I get a reply about my username. Please, don't. It clogs up my messages like hell with all the comments about my username. Also, it wasn't because my optimal usernames were taken, it was because I wanted to exploit the amount of characters allowed.

[@toddlawrence8317]

+big juicy and slightly rotten slabs of meat, grilled to perfection on Obama's sizzling abs holy shit your name is awesome

[@NarutoOrganisation13]

Zer0 says that when you flip the car over.

[@adrianxd5532]

HEHEHE I AM A very depressed individual lmao

[@TheLegoguy2002]

I lost fair and square. Whatever that dumb phrase means. Who loses a square?

[@Reaper_Styxx]

Flip Nuggets me

[@lordilluminati5836]

fav quote: "what happened to you? so strong, imposing, fearsome... oh yeah, I killed you"

[@herptim]

Or I. Will. Not. Die. Here/ I have too much left to do/ And too much ammo

[@cheejo3222]

patricio torre 7:46

[@chromacorvus9651]

Haiku is Zer0, Zer0 is haiku

[@oivatank]

“I feel the burning, eating through my equipment! Must stop, drop, and roll!”

[@Once_Sinned]

3:49 lol

[@WeDogsHowl]

Zer0 is awkwardly badass/ funny

[@thefatherland7063]

If ur tryna do a haiku that's not how it works

[@enclavesoldierjohnson2352]

​@@thefatherland7063he isn't trying to

[@OohsAndAhsBros]

He's my one of my all time favorite game characters, i think he deserves a stand alone game just for him

[@seantrammell437]

I think that Axton does too.

[@ethanwood7374]

krieg does

[@whisperangel465]

+my PSN is Newfoundland2011, me to!

[@TheMaDNiaC]

+Z!r0 h4ze Zer0's deception quotes are best though, i like to hear my Krieg screaming while fighting and all of a sudden my teammate Zer0 starts spouting some bullshit about triggering a trap card or some shit.

[@OohsAndAhsBros]

MaDNiaC IKR

[@drfault1731]

2:58 My favourite quote in this entire game

[@HitlerGaymes123]

BIYATCH

[@SableMonk]

Zer0: (Headshot) ""hee hee"

[@TomboyGirlfriend]

That little giggle gets me every time

[@youraveragejoe2]

Or when he runs something over " funny"

[@aubreydeluka4028]

ITS THE CUTEST THING

[@nich2523]

I guess Zer0 is bored. BTW, he breaks the 4th wall when standing still for too long.

[@gdttdeggegdh5471]

All chars do.

[@pluto3194]

Krieg breaks the 4th wall when you have release the beast. "Rampage! Fill the red bar"

[@ariezon]

actually no, that Echo is actually showing bar of shield health minimap ammo and more, so no

[@tyj2001]

Really late.. but don’t you mean B0RED? Haha, funny skill tree joke.. I’m lonely

[@titanslayer5752]

They did that in the pre sequel with handsome hack when your fighting the one boss he says "heeey...playerrr...your really good at this game" he only says that if you are using his dopple ganger and use the compliment thing in the skill tree......i think the creators like breaking the 4th wall

[@thestreetsdotcom]

3:50 always gets me laughing I don't know why it doesn't get old 😂

[@spodrs]

Edward Gear honestly want that as a ringtone 😂

[@kingdomkills5375]

Sounds like something out of Rick and morty

[@AnnNightNoxana]

"BOW TO MY WEAPONRY; FEAR MY SKILLS: HA, UGH, HMPH, HUH, UMH, UMPH."

[@FL--uv3xb]

Ann Night laughing so hard

[@cbou713]

its so good lmfao

[@ethanwood7374]

2:21 - 2:35 best fucking lines ever

[@Zer0__P0int__]

Bor Ed… Bor Ed… Bored. Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored. I am really bored.

[@HitlerGaymes123]

I GET BOOOOOOORRRRREEEEEED

[@diegoxavier9107]

Super late, but my favorite part is that it's still in haikuu. Bor-ed, bor-ed, bored/ Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored/ I am really bored

[@nunyabizness4926]

holy shit. Zer0 says "It's all going blue." as one of his death lines. Blue screen is the death of a computer. He's a robot confirmed

[@angelvillegas6497]

Nunya Bizness no

[@clap-trap9038]

He also says "What is happening?/Why have my limbs stopped moving?/ Has my heart died?"

[@Matt-jn6qv]

It's the digistruct tech after he dies

[@rarezer0197]

Oh yeah blue screen of death, I thought he overdosed on Viagra

[@nerosbigtoe5834]

But he say “My skin at the beginning”

[@mindshuffler3332]

"How hilarious. You just set off my trap card. Your death approaches."

[@aceofspades6809]

8:05 FEAR MY SKILLS "HUH EEMPHH HEMPH HUH HEUGH MMNG MMPH MHMP" AN EXECUTION. I fucking died there... XD

[@ChloraLul]

Tnx I died too

[@spacechaser6369]

11:10 *Yoda noises*

[@josephmother110]

Fine One lol

[@aperson3289]

I never knew yoda was in borderlands 2

[@DredgeX97]

3:36 "Hello there", I'm glad a Star Wars reference was added. :)

[@nathanrossiter9693]

He even says it in the same inflection as Obi Wan

[@DredgeX97]

@@nathanrossiter9693 I know, right? 😁

[@colepeyy]

DredgeX97 there are a lot of Star Wars references lol

[@heaventohades]

This was my favorite of the quote videos. Whenever he calls you a bitch or talks informal, It's just so funny.

[@philippe487]

"I'm riach biatch" Ze-r0, The assassin

[@r_bl6355]

"He Is an Asshole" MY FAVORITE PART!

[@Kalashee]

I am Eternal/Death shall never capture me/MY SKILLS EXCEED HIS ?!?!?! "My skills exceed Death's".... The single most badass things I've heard any fictional character say thus far

[@torakka2ow640]

Mine is ”I disappear, a ghost amidst the combat”

[@Marbs776]

You want him?... *YOU GOT HIM*

[@TomboyGirlfriend]

That’s why he’s my favorite

[@Adovin]

Must stop drop and roll... UHH UGHH OOH AHH UHH UGGGHHHH...

[@gummybear8679]

4:32 So very polite. He honors his opponent, when he wins a duel

[@bthesilentgames]

His voice is one of the reasons why I still play this game so much.

[@patientzero8950]

5:13 My head phone told me my battery was low right after he said "Warning" Perfect timing.

[@zavorak]

IM DEAD hahahaja

[@courierofthemojave5235]

I always thought of zero being an unstoppable assassin but after hearing these lines he sounds like an edge Lord and now I love him more

[@Blockinstaller12]

Not sure which idle quote is my favorite. It's either Zer0s "Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored.... I am really bored." Or Mordecais "So, how much longer are you going to admire that dirt?"

[@anthonylima4452]

3:51 this feels very out of character lmao (edit) Some of my other favorite lines: 4:15 5:24 5:48 7:34 10:13 (Yugioh fan)

[@powerxinfinito6995]

5:24 that gives me goosebumps

[@thatonealien9812]

His grunts make me very.... ur.... Confused Yeah confused

[@badman4723]

was anyone else counting his sylables to see if every thing he says is actually a haiku or was that just me

[@callmeJackUK]

+Ricardo Bohorquez Same XD

[@sniwii1619]

So, were they haikus?

[@Mega4est]

@@sniwii1619 I guess we'll never know.

[@youraveragejoe2]

Just you

[@codyallen2838]

Not EVERYTHING is, but most things for sure.

[@MaddieKerp]

listening to 0:18 - 0:26 on 0.5 speed will be the most important thing you do all day

[@KermaPippuri]

maddie juarez I tried my best not to laugh and I ended up spraying spit all over my screen x'D

[@MementoMori7777]

That's what a bad stomach ache sounds like

[@HaliesH]

Zero's so frigging cool. By far one of, if not *_the_* best playable character in the whole Borderlands franchise, I am SUCH a fan.

[@unsungangel7269]

6:30 “Fun Impending”. That has to be the one of the best things to say when there is a group of enemies that you are going to have to fight.

[@azraelgarm8810]

13:27 anyone else get reminded of albert wesker when he said fool in jacks voice?

[@This_Pleases_The_Nut]

Azrael Garm Me

[@grandgojira8182]

12:11 I now want zero to sing the whole fresh prince theme

[@TheeM15]

This is the story of all about how My Assasin days turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you the story of how I made Jack fall in despair. In the lands of Pandora , born and raised Out shooting and teabagging is how I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxing all sick Demonstrating Psychos my new 360 noscope trick When a couple of bandits showed up , up to no good Start making trouble in Sanctuary's neighborhood Got into one little fight and this Axton guy said "You're fit for Vault Hunting , what do ya say? Wanna help me make these bandits drop dead? I shot and impressed day after day I have a job yet I still await for my pay Handsome Jack woke up the warrior , aw hell he did it. I grabbed my sniper and said I might as well kick it. ( those last two lines I had nothing )

[@PaziPazzo]

“Epicness approaches!” Zer0 is so accurate he predicts Borderlands 3

[@kacperstachniak9941]

That comment didn't age well

[@ScoundreI]

@@kacperstachniak9941 seconded

[@Zer-jj1nh]

When listening to this I feel Coming back in time

[@lnonno9321]

True Zer0 would make proper haiku

[@AthEater]

Are you coming back to borderlands 3?

[@boopboop9356]

Naithan Pangan he better! Zer0 me favorite char we must know more about him. I love him

[@z3r070000]

Zer0 mmph.

[@th3r3alzero69]

Another Zero?

[@nazimelon6653]

I really miss a Zero-Style character in Presequel and 3... in presequel, Athena kinda and in 3, Fl4k kinda but both like not really Zero is just a lot cooler. Plus his playstyle is my favorite among all so far.

[@wnikliwy_slimak]

The sex noises.. *damn* No wonder he's my favourite.

[@escanor8087]

I love how without everything going on in the game, it just sounds like Zer0 is struggling to open a jar due to his lack of a pinky XD

[@Katsuyami_]

Leaves falling from trees... Snow drifting onto the ground... Life leaving you're corpse...

[@CC_Th1rst]

10:00 is when it starts to get good!

[@zabuzaskitty]

Zer0 speaks to me on a spiritual level. He's awesome and badass~ (But that's not why XD)

[@nerdygreen4000]

It's like he's questioning if he's hurt or not.

[@Vixenish56]

6:58 “He He”... Best line ever

[@timfuller1533]

Boom headshot, I got him,hehehe

[@greekmafia2032]

I won fair and square/what ever that dumb phrase means/who looses a square. haha that's why I love zer0 the assassin.

[@wolfensteinassassin2744]

7:46 is my fav quote

[@tojotheghost6827]

3:49 pure fucking gold

[@FunvoltGunvolt]

alot of people complain about how zer0's voice changes in the head hunter dlc's and in tales of the borderlands so here is my headcanon, zer0 is purposely changing his voice to kinda (emphasis on kinda) hide his identity making him more mysterious than he already is

[@jordanr9062]

Either that or he's just messing with everyone including the player.

[@aidenblack242]

He speaks so calmly and clearly the captions can tell what he is saying

[@Zillexiaor]

Well, Zer0 sure is b0red hahaha! I have no friends

[@FL--uv3xb]

Robaws I'll be your friend!! lol

[@Zillexiaor]

Kat the Human Okay....thanks.....yey

[@itschillyinhere]

Robaws MEEEEEEDIC

[@Shadowx0700]

4:14 " I lost fair and square, whatever that dumb phase means, Who loses a square?"

[@daftpetal]

3:51-3:56 literally hollering hes so funny 😭

[@wolfensteinassassin2744]

3:50 I melee my friend playing as kreig and we both here this and we die of laughter

[@pluto3194]

Badass badass badass.

[@djv9202]

The bored is exactly what I say when I'm bored

[@steampunksilver]

The beginning made me soooo uncomfortable

[@shelbyj.6430]

you and me both

[@FL--uv3xb]

Shiba the Wolf it sounds super sexual.

[@T1S_Mixes]

Maya's is worse. XD

[@vshiki4872]

Yeah, big mood

[@TomboyGirlfriend]

I had to skip through it lmao, when does he say all that?

[@garou1508]

0:18-0:27 nyaaaah nyeeeh nuuuh I died

[@candycadet9301]

It sounds like him taking a painful sht Lol

[@SoVerySev]

"Who loses a square?"

[@derekmederick1110]

Great lines at 10:00

[@DredgeX97]

9:32 When you see a cute Tai girl.

[@nikalianostalgic4662]

"Fear my skills! Euh! Hah! Hop! Huh!"

[@otakamerd1220]

0:00 When you make a spelling mistake during an online argument

[@zonecc6770]

"I am eternal. Death will never capture me. My skills exceed his." 6:09

[@GrayMindedSoul]

I am riach, biatch.

[@arge4216]

who loses a square

[@Gamer63200]

4:56 That was me fighting against my first "Invincible" enemy....

[@This_Pleases_The_Nut]

*MASTER GEE INTENSIFIES*

[@keiraxxx8880]

The first few minutes sound funny and hot at the same time lol

[@ZombieNova6]

When you turn on “appear offline” 10:28

[@shadowthehedgehog3442]

Borderlands 2: Zer0 Overwatch: Genji Who would win in a fight?

[@Yaeger2k]

Shadow the Hedgehog zero by far

[@stupididiot9336]

Genji's ult can one shot melee... Zero can always one shot melee, cloak, heal up on the kill, and then repeat indefinitely... Then again, Genji's ult can one shot...

[@cleversmart0303]

Genji's Ult needs to charge though.

[@shicako00]

Shadow the Hedgehog Zer0 doesn’t need healing all the time

[@cleversmart0303]

That too.

[@brianpanquerne4115]

Zero's quotes when he's idle is why I love playing as him...

[@memehawk12]

0:25 be careful Zer0, your Hank Hill is showing

[@oceirostheconsumedking7350]

jeez looks like zero was having a good time at the start

[@cartercaden278]

Just close your eyes at 0:30-1:00

[@oivatank]

“I lost fair and square/whatever that dumb phrase means/who loses a square?”

[@GracerPookie]

I like how Zer0 grows a bit self-aware.

[@AbletonRinzler]

3:50 0h what? ------- 4:14 I l0st fair and square. ------- 4:38 A fine fight. ------- 4:56 Muniti0ns dry. ------- 5:02 Inc0ming. ------- 5:05 Hark. ------- 5:24 I d0n't die easily. ------- 5:42 Sec0nd Wind achieved! ------- 6:03 Zer0 is n0t the dying type. ------- 6:22 Enemies inc0ming. ------- 6:25 Bad guys. ------- 6:57 0uch. ------- 7:02 Arise t0 y0ur feet.

[@zombiezworld]

BRO THIS MAN

[@druid_the_lizard_wizard]

I love that Zero goes from "I am eternal/ death will never capture me/ my skills exceed his." To "I'm rich, biatch"

[@peterparqua]

0:26-0:32 Sounds so funny but epic.

[@jamesquillen7965]

the best part: It's a fucking haiku XD

[@SideSpoon]

Zer0: 5:51 Mfs with athsma: this nigga spittin

[@DazzieXTRA]

HE SPEAKS IN HAIKU!

[@151TheMew]

Dazzie yes... yes he does...

[@barrettlevenec4492]

Good job

[@sugarcigarette7585]

“Im Rich buitch” - Zer0

[@milieu7015]

I didn't even know he could even talk.

[@Megapixel8063]

I was trying to catalogue every single haiku, when I realized that almost everything he says is a haiku.