Borderlands 3 - Funny Dialogue 1

[@shubhamgupta4919]

You missed "Hyperion will always revive you, unless you died in a cutscene"

[@kidneyinfector8460]

Shubham Gupta lol that’s my favorite I laugh every time I hear it and sometimes purposely die just to hear it

[@DustyTurtle192]

That fourth wall break though lol

[@talentlessasian330]

The fandom when jacc died

[@Nar0xias]

I heard that line once after what happened to....well you know who on Promethea. I was upset;^;

[@juanitajoyner202]

Me too

[@RalseiGote69]

"Hyperion, we're not the bad guys in this one."

[@nerdtime2452]

4th wall gone and in the best way

[@thecoolestdaniel4554]

Well played well fucking played gearbox studios

[@patrik9328]

”My life sucks, and i’m taking it out on you!” Most of anime girls in a nutshell

[@savageweathergaming3156]

Patrik Hahahah ain’t it though

[@johntaco861]

The most fucking true comment I’ve ever seen

[@patrik9328]

Memelord Slayer you mean my comment?

[@johntaco861]

Patrik yes

[@juanitajoyner202]

Yru

[@Translogiced]

if you kill a loot tink it has a chance to say "these presents were for orphans" LMAO XD

[@adamsmarkale]

Omg

[@nerdtime2452]

Welp by God I'm a monster. No wonder Satan hides behind Jesus when he hears my name

[@nerdtime2452]

@Robocopp 33 Pandora

[@sebastienbusque2312]

@Robocopp 33 Must've been a Mercenary Day gift.

[@saint_mully1712]

@@sebastienbusque2312 I actually heard a poor tink say that quote and I said, oops......

[@zantheros4927]

"With my last breath... I curse Claptrap!" He died a true fan of the franchise.

[@Typicalusername43]

I swear to god I heard one of my tediore smg say “yeet”

[@Ghost-jd7mf]

Yep it does say that

[@rickallmightyjones6189]

Ditto!

[@erronblack308]

They are the memes

[@adamsmarkale]

Same one that says "here come dat boi" I kept gun for way longer than I should have just off of those lines

[@Rigatonie]

I had one say “I fight for the user!”

[@phoenix-kingz]

“I died the way I lived. Pissing and shitting” I mean pretty accurate if I’m honest

[@firefoxjb]

I preferred the one at 4:55 , in fact most enemys at some point seem to crap themselves. Borderlands 3 is loaded with poop jokes and even a poop weapon skin.

[@saint_mully1712]

@@firefoxjb in any other words you can be a peice Of poop

[@MomsAgainstCatboys]

@@firefoxjb I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!!!

[@FelixHelix]

What about when the New-U says "Oh, you're finally awake. You were caught trying to cross the border, right?"

[@JS-hk3lv]

Skyrim reference

[@VoxNdoc]

In Bl2 I encountered a npc that said "I use to be a vault hunter like you, till I took a bullet to the knee" I love all the references in the games.

[@Oathkeeper156]

'Joke's on you, I was in massive debt!' is a huge millennial mood.

[@patrik9328]

How’s that possible?

[@deltastudio9726]

4:20 That one got me to chuckle a bit.

[@nerdtime2452]

I felt bad.... For about a second

[@Ghost-jd7mf]

What's that smell oh god nooo!!!-

[@Ghost-jd7mf]

@Robocopp 33 probably means his suit let's him pee while he's in it

[@Ghost-jd7mf]

@Robocopp 33 considering that only happens when you shoot his tank does that mean he's shooting acid piss?

[@alexanderchon9058]

@@Ghost-jd7mf Que "We'll Be Right Back"

[@BANVA-io4bf]

The only line that made me chuckle was when Katagawa destroyed Lazy River Land and Rhys says, "I used to take my team there to unwind! And now, I'M WOUND!"

[@dawodaldoseri490]

AND ALL OUT OF BAGELS

[@IWantAChocolate]

"thrust that, thrusters!"

[@xin5521]

1:06 Ultra Instinct psycho

[@ryaquaza3offical]

4:13 heh, I love this game

[@FootsureWig]

Honestly I felt kinda bad for killing them when I heard most their cries. Also you forgot the best one: YOU'LL REMEMBER MY NAME, WHICH IS *hü*(dies)

[@DexiduousRose]

Their* "You'll remember my name. Which is "hu" *dies*

[@FootsureWig]

@@DexiduousRose thanks for the "they're" correction, but if you think I'm changing the "ü" in hü, then good luck with that, mate'y.

[@mikkelnpetersen]

*"MY CHILI RECIPE DIES WITH ME"*

[@sgtyed3943]

You think his name might've been Hugo? Or maybe Houstan?

[@youngmasterzhi]

1:50 Believe or not, but sky burial is an actual practice popular with Tibetan monks who live on terrain too hard to dig through with shovels. To perform a sky burial, you chop off the limbs, head and torso into manageable pieces. Then, you lay these chopped bits up on a mountain, so that the pieces can be eaten up by scavenger vultures (or in this case for Pandora, rakks)

[@Total_DuDe]

1:18 It's funny because I'm probably going to be that guy someday.

[@bellingtoned]

Wait your going to be Giant Human thing and your going to be killed by a robot ?

[@mumblerogre2455]

1:18 My favorite one

[@nerdtime2452]

It's a great one

[@hunterrhoades1813]

It’s one of the best ones.

[@patrik9328]

Massive debts!

[@Haseo135]

2:38 I have talked to Tina a bajillion times and have never heard this before 😳

[@Zargex]

Whhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaat diiiiiiid sheeeeee just sayyyyyyyyy!?!?!,

[@un1verse309]

Hol’ up

[@Newage416]

Kinda want to know what happened

[@nathancrowe9131]

I'm just glad I'm not the only one with a "wtf" reaction

[@DustyTurtle192]

Facts I'm like huh wtf

[@EpicWeasel]

5:59 me too, the new Rhys doesn't sound anything like him.

[@bobswolfie2001]

Lol I didn't get it until I read this

[@H240909]

Epic Weasel1075 Oh whatever, he sounds great.

[@EpicWeasel]

@@H240909 I disagree.

[@H240909]

Epic Weasel1075 And I disagree with your disagreement.

[@EpicWeasel]

@@H240909 And I disagree with your disagreement about my disagreement.

[@kingtakco]

2:08 borderlands 4 confirmed

[@cursedfl4mes645]

Borderlands the presequal*

[@nerdtime2452]

YES

[@puddles2967]

There's also a really rare voice line Zer0 has when he's reviving you, where he says something along the lines of, "Don't die yet, we won't have any Vault Hunters left for the sequel"

[@erronblack308]

Mark Whalberg it’s not rare. There’s nothing rare about. It’s just random what happens. Its not like they gave him 1.4% chance to say it. Someone who does around him a lot has probably heard that many times.

[@puddles2967]

@@erronblack308 There's only one point in the game where you would really ever die around him, and the AI for allies in this game is so braindead that they don't even revive you 99% of the time. And even then, he has like 10+ other lines he can say, so yes, it's rare. Stop being a nitpicky jackass over such a meaningless thing.

[@michaelhobson1007]

3:22 is actually pretty funny considering the quest "Voice over" quest from The pre-sequel, which lets you know that she hates her job and wants to get away!

[@darthplagueis13]

I think the toaster ones are because you play Fl4k. I'm a Zane main and I haven't heard those and instead there were comments about my dapper clothing, my stupid mustache or just "kill the old man"

[@sebastienbusque2312]

I play as Amara, and she gets called 'bitch', 'witch', 'phoney', 'fake Siren' and so on... I guess the COV don't like competition.

[@StatPadder22]

They have character specific dialogue

[@StatPadder22]

@Robocopp 33 have you heard "please don't call your mech, please don't call your mech, please don't call your mech".

[@AirbenderHawk]

I love those taunts from the COV.

[@nsflash-fire4397]

Can't believe they missed "now I can be dead on the outside too"

[@ze_glitchy_gamer7629]

They really go all out with the funny dialogue. It's worth every penny.

[@aquabee99]

Hyperion respawn machine : "did i tell you the definition of insanity ?"

[@JohnSmith-nn3os]

0:55 laughed unexpectedly hard at thay

[@iamacoolpersonandicanread4768]

cant wait to learn about jeremy and lieberman :^)

[@pocketinfinity6733]

lieberman was a reference to an ex US senator in the 90's. He was known as one of the first people to claim that video games caused violence, so this is just gearboxes way of saying he was full of crap. Full name: Jo Lieberman

[@UnknownPerson-mv6gw]

0:23 he was about to get a nuke

[@morganpriest7726]

He was almost getting the fabled “I made this for you” medal

[@scorp3364]

BIIIIIIIIIIIIG Paintball

[@an5066]

2:22 ten-hut Its shortened to attention in the army for those who are wondering. But they refer "ten-hut" more. Dont know y, but I always goes with 'Tension' no one noticed so far

[@tempsinger1659]

1:18 most college students

[@eggplantman7950]

1:54 that's just sad

[@ImposterBraum]

"jokes on you, I was in massive debts" oof, that hit a bit too close to home

[@ericwhitlow7364]

I laughed so hard when I was playing and a woman in a laundry room yelled out, “no wire hangers!”

[@Brolly5]

So who is libermen?

[@dr.ugly.376]

*He is the one who knows*

[@nerdtime2452]

That psycho who screaming about him

[@chaoz7370]

I believe lieberman was a real guy who was one of the first people to accuse video games of causing violence, and since Borderlands is all about violence...

[@Nar0xias]

So I'm guessing the Psychos that mention stuff like "Find Lieberman" or "Keep my brother away from Lieberman" are some kinda joke?

[@chaoz7370]

@@Nar0xias Yep, it sure is

[@unomanequalsredgrunt]

There's a couple bandit lines where they mock your choice of class before actually fighting. The one I remember being quite notable was "Oh, look at me! I'm a Gunner! I pilot robots and follow orders without question!" or something along those lines. Quite satisfying to blow off their head and mock the bandit's choice for standing still mocking me.

[@TheJudge1933]

This is a test of pain tolerance

[@zarahdescoteaux9185]

The voice actors must have had a lot of fun with that game. 😂

[@drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094]

"I liked Troy better. There, I said it." Didn't we all?

[@MadHat..]

0:37 do Not Let Dis Guy Get Insecure About him Self.... He Sounds Serious

[@RuckusRugs]

Why do you capitalize every word of your sentence?

[@MadHat..]

@@RuckusRugs idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@masterknife8423]

These are written a lot better than the actual story

[@Naruhiu]

the sad part about this comment is that its just so fucking true

[@oddless1972]

this video mames me glad im playing this game with the dialogue muted

[@RealShrimpu]

Tediore smg: Here come dat boi. Tediore pistol: Yeet!

[@stayic3119]

6:00 me too little buddy me too

[@demochris1786]

I don't think he was talking about Troy Baker. I think you mean Troy calypso.

[@nerdtime2452]

Heads I win tails are butt handles" 2k please keep being awesome with the quotes

[@kraken1016]

5:26 he was about to say something lmao

[@V4P0UR93]

“Tell my kids.....I wish they were born” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lunaz6959]

Nobody, like on the face of earth or Pandora: Mordecai: Have I ever told you about the time I almost turned into a plant?

[@Stryker1297]

That line's a reference to Willow Tree! The most popular save/weapon editor for the original Borderlands. Modded mordecai class mods were popular too so that's probably a factor

[@christopherchasteen4990]

@@Stryker1297, And also in 'Commander Lilith and the Battle for Sanctuary' where Mordecai was affected by a dangerous vegetative gas used by Colonel Hector and his New Pandora legion. Fortunately, he was saved.

[@Skullthegamer843]

Better than high on life

[@matthewstephenson3537]

“Sprinkle me with paprika” Not on this list but still a great one

[@joysays3815]

0:22 me when I die in cod with a kill streak

[@JioVega]

Troy was clearly the better of the twins, well said unnamed fanatic

[@nerdtime2452]

Im sure that was a tink

[@TheGamesniper11]

5:45 Kira: "It gave me a rock hard c***!"

[@JaySmurdaThyScrubGod]

I think a psycho said this one too "I'll be bk just need to respawn"

[@destroyerblackdragon]

That explains why back tracking can be such a pain in the ass.

[@JaySmurdaThyScrubGod]

@Glen tennis yup that would be awesome and funny.

[@AirbenderHawk]

The Hyperion one with dying in a cutscene puts a laugh and smile on my face 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏. That’s so meta.

[@ReaverPrime]

3:58 "Bury me with my money..." I just popped a huge nostalgia boner for Sunset Riders. I miss the 90's arcade scene.

[@Scrapyard24c]

I remember having the SNES port as a kid.

[@adamxei9073]

Tina was in the sex Olympics. Let that sink in.

[@justindahl9341]

1:08 This made me cry.

[@AlienHavok_1211]

"I died the way I lived: pissing and shitting!"

[@bruh6217]

"My chilli recipe dies with me!"

[@nerdtime2452]

Damnit he made really good chilly

[@BlackdragonTheShadow]

Lol

[@morganpriest7726]

There are going to be a lot of lost chili recipes

[@ethanfuego9648]

Tina talking about sex then talking about bombs kissing and making another bomb. God I love her

[@quintinnowak-wolff7658]

"JOKES ON YOU, I WAS IN MASSIVE DEBT" goliath, what did you even do to have debt

[@mandalorian1994]

Must be a college student with loans! 🤣🤣

[@IamWero97]

“I like Troy better”. My man spitting facts before he goes to heaven.

[@dareethan4159]

3:34 weird flex but ok

[@De1h_]

Made my night i always come back every month or so and binge like 5 of these. Rip all the toaster jokes its ok man hehe

[@OfficialBlazy]

you missed ''I'm not a damn child!''

[@diyamehta9284]

"MAKE LIKE A TREE AND-WHAT'S A TREEEEEE?" 2:59

[@amazonbox8717]

I want them to have a death line where they just read off an entire shakespeare play. It'd probably be hell for the voice actor and the game budget though

[@thegoldenpro0142]

When zer0 talks about loreli his holographic emoticon goes from a smile to a wink for a brief moment

[@OmegaWolf2899]

As a British guy, that american atlas soldier copying Lorelei cracked me TF up absolute gold.

[@swordracer]

0:37 so they are Jack with a different skin

[@yaboioldsport]

"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?"

[@OdinPlays94]

I think Mordecai questioning whether or not he would become a cool willow tree is a reference to the Borderlands 1 save editor; WillowTree

[@dragoonthegamer5289]

The entirety of Atlas is made up of Rhys’ clones.

[@TehCranZ]

On the French version, we got Goliath's death quotes that says: "Video games ruined my life, luckily I still have some more."

[@BlackdragonTheShadow]

Lol

[@SideSpoon]

It's funny how they talk when they're dead

[@callsignsaint1377]

I felt the “the joke on you I have massive debt”

[@poisonmushroomgaming1227]

1:19 jokes on you I was in massive debt

[@margotharris3670]

2:40 I'm sorry, the what Olympics?

[@RekttalofBlades]

Is the “Lieberman knows!” Line from psychos a Punisher show reference?

[@savageweathergaming3156]

zach witt Yes

[@cakrabayubudireksa4609]

LIEBERMAN KNOWS HE KNOWS FIND LIEBERMAN

[@dilutedyellow7583]

Rhys: I should TALES you about it Me: ಠ_ಠ

[@adamsmarkale]

She did really take a liking to moxxi. I guess she taught her some things 🙃

[@dreemgoat342]

"Jokes on you I was in massive debt!" I seriously want those to be my last words

[@SerHeadwig]

I'm pretty sure that "Gonna turn you into a toaster!" line is said specifically when FL4K enters combat.

[@Luigi_Main3752]

5:56 ....Tina you just described a nuclear bombs payload mechism.

[@emppuz2138]

When makers of borderlands are making new weapons into the game: 5:44

[@georgina9009]

I'm watching this because Clifford Chapin voices some characters. All I can hear now is Bakugou saying "Gonna turn you into a toaster"

[@zerostream116]

You forgot the Skyrim reference that the Hyperion revive station says

[@ramdomy_boi9049]

I hope you did a run as Zane cause he has a whole world of funny one liners and makes the experience better

[@EizenvKarnos]

Did that guy have a bounty? No? Are you sure?

[@つ_つ-f1d]

Maliwan Heavys are a different breed I swear XD ( 0:01 / 1:08 )

[@Sirius9091]

I AM OLDER, THAN YOU KNOW

[@King_Kobra_GamingTTV]

to the psycho lady: a tree is a plnt that can grow very tall and has leaves

[@WaffsRadio]

Jokes on you, I was in massive debt!

[@andrealopriore9062]

1:32 Who's Lieberman?

[@reubensavage6447]

"See you in the sequel" I hope I do

[@brobunni]

All Psycho Clips: 1:05 1:23 1:27 (HE KNOWS!!!) 2:08 (Borderlands 4 I guess) 2:18 2:55 4:56 5:25

[@thefatherinthecave943]

My favorite is when you melt a maliwan heavy with fire/corrosive and they say “there was a skeleton inside me this whole time??”

[@growgreet2]

tell my kids i loved them then theyre gonna be born

[@thedragon7041]

5:59 lol

[@Mr-Ad-196]

4:13 hrmmmm lol what the heck ahahaha.

[@Naruhiu]

the heavyweights, bro I cant.

[@Irina_reboot]

I rememeber when you are inside the Carnivora and playing by Zane some of bandits say "Hice hair blondy" 😄