Boris Johnson | Interview & Lap | Top Gear

[@mrfantasticxx]

My dad met Boris during the election show on the BBC. There was a table with cheese and crackers, Boris went "Oooo...cheese and crackers".

[@Mahmood.23]

What a muppet

[@PostalZimbabwe]

@@Mahmood.23 Lighten up lol.

[@andrepduarte]

Who cares if he's an upper class millionaire leading hundreds of thousands of people (incl children) into poverty in the UK! He likes cheese and crackers! He's just a regular bloke like me!

[@cirrus393]

@@andrepduarte You're an idiot if your understanding of how poverty is created is limited to a single politician. Also, as you clearly don't know your statistics, poverty rates have remained stable for decades, regardless of which party is in charge.

[@Joku96ST]

@@cirrus393 You obviously don't understand how statistics work independent of the papers of which they were asserted. No one should *ever* take ambiguous, uncontextualized or flippant statistical statements seriously. Clearly from the statement you made you're talking completely out of your arse. For example, the unemployment rate decreasing is not evidence of poverty rates "remaining stable". All papers I've found relating to poverty actually indicate that whilst the percentage of impoverished people have remained *relatively similar* , the criteria for what constitutes poverty has actually changed (i.e access to Basic ISP, gross collective income {which is dependent on area when compared nationally} etc). As a further example the necessity of a working ISP is clearly indicative of cultural change but it poisons the well when we try to unpack these things objectively and furthermore, doesn't account for things that are sacrificed in order to maintain a working ISP. Basic economics & the vast increase in population would not allow for stability in any way whatsoever. That would be a complete statistical anomaly. That accompanied by the criteria for what constitutes "poverty" being fickle and seemingly intangible, the statistics you claim to know about actually mean nothing and it's absolutely fallacious to even attempt a comparison without giving it the proper context. Just out of interest, what papers in particular led you to this conclusion? Even arguably partisan research papers have evidenced that in support of the tories *at best* enabling an economic climate in which poverty & austerity if you like, have become far more prevalent. The issue is actually a semantic issue & quite a sneaky one at that but it is completely disingenuous to claim that it has remained stable. It most certainly has not.

[@BaxstabberzZ]

Seems like a cool guy, bet he's fun at parties.

[@PerAnkh418]

🤣

[@henryandoliverfan3115]

*cough* broke covid rules You do a Better job at driving into walls than running our country

[@DizGuy29o4]

Bruuuh 🤣🤣🤣

[@vankammevids9541]

I think you meant at work events

[@henryandoliverfan3115]

@@vankammevids9541 sure, keep telling yourself that 🤣

[@urhomiesapien]

Who's here after Boris revealed that he is, in fact, the senate and declared the emperor of the galactic empire

[@amaximus224]

May: Not yet.

[@demonika8610]

i *am* the prime minister.

[@thehammurabichode7994]

@@amaximus224 Brilliant as that is, Can someone tell me just what the hell is going on?? He got Covid, great, but what's with all the fresh fresh british memes? Leaving a Canadian confused, over here.

[@Ben-vl5ew]

I love democracy...

[@thehammurabichode7994]

*I just wanted to know if there was some backstory I missed*

[@bigcoffay9961]

Boris: "Have you ever driven a tractor very fast?" Jeremy: "No." *Many years later*

[@dongatello6969]

ITS A LAMBORGHINI

[@huwalfadillah]

"Speeeed!"

[@poltergeist9972]

And POWER

[@cleverusername9369]

What a MACHINE YOU AHH

[@mgr_video_productions]

Jeremy Clarkson had a farm

[@CalHarding01]

"You can't rule out the possibility that beneath the elaborately constructed veneer of a blithering idiot there lurks a blithering idiot." - Boris Johnson

[@greenhound]

If you gave me that sentence with no context and asked me who it applies to most, I would say Boris Johnson. But I would never believe it was his quote .

[@imaweerascal]

And he's right! He really is a blithering idiot. He just happens to be posh and knows a bit of Latin.

[@harumasikuchannel]

im also a blithering idiot

[@imaweerascal]

@@harumasikuchannel that's ok, just don't ever become Prime Minister

[@bobbieboe]

@@imaweerascal Funny journalist. Fluent in Classical Greek, Latin and French.

[@jordn-wo3db]

He sounds like what Americans think of when you say somebody is British

[@seriouslyryan6592]

Boris was born in New York he’s American

[@bruensal7182]

@anon well its never bad to have another citizenship is it?

[@mattb8190]

Yes.

[@RemoveChink]

@@ellispriedkalns Except that's exactly how it works in America haha.

[@maxlee6631]

John Doe It’s how it works In Britain as well

[@sabotabo7476]

who’s here after boris imprisoned the queen, retook his home island of new york from the colonial rebels and claimed the long-gone french throne in the name of the British State?

[@CallyWasHereOfficial]

sabotabo sorry was asleep, what happened?

[@sabotabo7476]

CallyWasHere boris has now wrested control of France from the legitimate government, reformed the entente cordiale and swept through Germany and her European order as Germany herself did years ago

[@nathanwalker6360]

What a load of Pfeffel

[@CallyWasHereOfficial]

@@sabotabo7476 wow, before I was asleep all that was on the race!

[@voice.of.reason]

What the fuck are you talking about

[@johndawhale3197]

How did he go from appearing on Fifth Gear to becoming President of the United States...absolutely amazing.

[@Liam29821]

i thought this was come dine with me

[@albanianking6402]

@@Liam29821 guys it’s countdown please get it right.

[@_nom_]

And he used to know all the best words.

[@david22959]

uk you mean

[@Al1qx]

R/whoosh

[@MidnightRants]

Who’s here after Boris revealed himself to be an extra-dimensional alien and instigated the fourth galactic war?

[@asink5928]

In five years this comment will be frighteningly relevant

[@phantomtherat6485]

Me

[@anonUK]

No, that's Dominic Cummings.

[@shikarifox4337]

@@asink5928 Honestly, give it 1 year.

[@MrStr8den]

Me too, and to see what a fat cnut he's turned out to be

[@SuperSweetToffee]

KZbin to everyone in UK: Here is your Prime Minister on Top Gear

[@bahadrozturk2086]

I live in Turkey and I get similar recommendations.

[@61percentodicarica]

Italy here

[@rodribrito]

México over here. Although I was already a follower of late Top Gear and UK politics.

[@elishavargas5316]

I live in the US

[@nolibtard6023]

Bobby Jay Germany at it

[@ryanblack9876]

“Boris Johnson admitted to hospital with Corina virus “ KZbin ... here you are

[@charlieenglish3154]

Ryan Black love your vids

[@jimratcliffe5849]

@@charlieenglish3154 um you watch farming videos ?

[@NangTalksBoxing]

Jim Ratcliffe I’m sorry would you prefer a 2002 BMW with slight misfire?

[@weneedmorepeoplelikemepo6380]

Boris is g

[@jakebclaridge8311]

Corina

[@adnaanu]

An underrated comedian, loved his work in Little Britain and Come fly with me.

[@C3.auto.photography]

And 16 years later, he's our prime minister..

[@cianparkhouse04]

*prime minister

[@shboyle]

Hahahahaha sucks to be yous with that knob as a prime minister

[@fordinho2069]

@@shboyle whos urs then

[@shboyle]

@@fordinho2069 our beloved Taoiseach

[@SWISSMUSICFC]

And that'll be all

[@perfection72.87]

Breaking News: As Prime Minister, Boris Johnson arrests Jeremy Clarkson for driving in bus lanes

[@sadwingsraging3044]

Sentenced to drive a bicycle one handed for a month I hope.

[@gamezdude5544]

I did drive in a bus lane ONCE. It was pitch black and I was in auto-pilot, then I realised.."hang on, there is a bus lane around here...wait...im in it..." and I moved back into the correct lane.

[@khchoi2012]

No. As prime minister, Boris scrapped all the bus lanes so Jeremy can't drive in them anymore.

[@EinkOLED]

I drive in bus lanes regularly in my bus.

[@emdiar6588]

As prime minister, he was a lying, corrupt, entitled cunt. Also before he was prime minister, and after.

[@theninethrees8044]

Who’s here after Boris was revealed to be the main protagonist in GTA 6?

[@a7a416]

Lol

[@agzsounds2246]

These just keep getting better n better😂

[@lifesafantasticjoke]

This one actually made me lol

[@Nobody-471]

The plot for GTA 6 is Boris will travel back in time to 2013 to stop the Union Depository heist.

[@justarandomf-4gphantom170]

@@Nobody-471 Bruh I would actually buy that.

[@searchfordaddybehz6107]

I loved having this beautiful interview. Maybe we will get a lovely BLOO car.

[@gabrielflores760]

Shhhh

[@KyuNoom]

How are you?

[@vk849]

Oh cock

[@billclinton3862]

Im coming for you boris

[@billclinton3862]

@「 Deadpoppin 」 no and it’s Mr. Clinton to you

[@Aj_98]

Whos here after boris is elected prime minister

[@jump15vc]

Yup, trying to remember some of Jezza's best digs at Boris

[@JL-dl8nr]

Everyone who’s here after your comment obviously

[@KingHuzzah]

Big Daddy Bojo

[@pappyreeves6988]

Yep...Jeremy.."who wants to see Boris' s lap" ? Me: I wouldn't mind seeing our new Prime Ministers lap...wink wink...( weird crush )

[@mrsir9875]

Yep

[@samneill4975]

“Uploaded 9 years ago” KZbin 2019 Recommended: “Here you go”

[@ThrowerTimothy]

there's quite a good reason why it's throwing up all these Boris clips now though

[@deathmisser85]

Timothy Thrower Aye I Can't wait for Boris to be prime minister.

[@johnjohansson6277]

You philistine. Go watch the news. Twat.

[@alexbarker6864]

Sam Neill yeah it’s because he’s quite possibly the next PM

[@Racing_Fox]

Deathmisser first PM to go to prison?

[@steveozone4910]

Boris is still driving around the track. He can't find the right Brexit!

[@benign2859]

Wow...well fucking played.

[@a_name5127]

No

[@thatonecarguy8488]

@Saitama _ do you live in the uk?

[@Clan501-Scotland]

@@moonshot9056 You will be poorer if you leave with no deal dipshit.

[@callumdonington2227]

Goddamn

[@HassanAli-nl9xv]

1:35 when clarkson says no to boris saying “have you ever driven a tractor fast? ” - 13 years later, clarkson “the Lamborghini R8” 😂

[@anthony2384]

I hope nothing goes wrong with the R8 like having an European hook instead of a British one or being too big and literally can't be parked inside of the warehouse.

[@th3ch0z3n]

Yes, he then understood

[@fireoil]

haha spot on crossed my mind to. into the farm !

[@darthpixel8729]

Seems like a nice guy, maybe he should try out for prime minister

[@yungkilig5122]

😂

[@ryan.s3992]

how do you not know he his

[@surindersingh724]

Ryan.s r/whoooooooooosh!!!

[@ryan.s3992]

@@surindersingh724 jokes on you I was kidding

[@surindersingh724]

Ryan.s Uh huh. And your literal question in your “joke” was meant to be funny how exactly? Don’t worry about it. It happens to the best of us. Just take the L and move on. Digging further just looks worse.

[@jamesbolton5417]

Who’s watching this after Boris is in intensive care

[@matthewsims7817]

Well it just popped up in my recommended so...

[@voidedcharlieplay9235]

Came up in my recommended

[@lmread8722]

Anyone watching after yesterday bro

[@l8zin532]

Literally everyone who will ever see this will. Period.

[@matthewbailey120]

Yeah, it’s randomly in my recommended lap lol

[@t_mac41603]

This is the most British conversation I’ve ever seen.

[@Tails7212]

They should have Yanked it up by eating cheeseburgers and drinking mountain dew

[@kyaljohnson8193]

@@Tails7212 God damm mountain dew

[@jamestodd1104]

Malarkey Tricky Veneer Blithering References to Homer GQ mention The lot.

[@Brian-dq2jc]

James Todd "No, not the faintest..."

[@nightowl8477]

You must hate Britain then.

[@Casterborous]

Love how he said "You cant rule out the possibility that beneath the elaborately constructed veneeer of a blithering idiot, there lurks a blithering idiot." That was the last remnants of his concious mind telling the world not to trust him, before the Nestene Consciousness took over.

[@HMCarReviews]

First Prime Minister to be on Top Gear.

[@PointNemo9]

Unless one of the earlier guests become PM in the future

[@oliverhawkins5581]

Fj Fj He would still be the first lol

[@PointNemo9]

@@oliverhawkins5581 No he wouldn't, if Jonathan Ross becomes Prime Minister he would be the first

[@oliverhawkins5581]

Fj Fj No because Boris has already become PM. Ross would be the second PM that was on top gear...

[@PointNemo9]

@@oliverhawkins5581 No because Ross appeared on Top Gear before Boris

[@BUSQU3TS]

"I know nothing about cars. Actually, I do know about cars" "I don't talk on the mobile phone while cycling. I do talk on the mobile phone" - Some things never change

[@Syncopia]

His inner politician is showing.

[@UsmanKhan-cl6mm]

Loool

[@patrycjag9826]

“Do go outside. Don’t go outside” 😌

[@TalesOfWar]

He's just a blithering idiot.

[@Manu-Official]

Problem solved, the dog ate the phone apparently.

[@mstp8606]

Who's here after reading a hundred comments saying "who's here after boris is in intensive care"

[@JSG003]

Yup

[@AthelstanEngland]

101 now...

[@nabilhacene5826]

@@AthelstanEngland indeed

[@anniee1019]

Me Yh me

[@Amoweffam]

Anita Eve he’s better now tho

[@albinrudfell5356]

Jeremy: Soo, do you like to party? Boris: You have no idea, mate

[@Tombola8610]

Change mate for my dear fellow 😂

[@Jaidencharlotte]

6:29 Boris on his way to the pub when people are there after 10pm

[@SpaceMissile]

6:36 - me driving home at 959pm

[@t4mfx661]

😂😂😂

[@0161-x7q]

No one: KZbin: lets put it on people recommended 10 years later when boris gets corona and is in hospital 😂🤣

[@maxcarter8606]

sooo agree

[@Thecartun3r]

He's in intensive care now

[@kiltedkiller8178]

Overused comment smh

[@voidedcharlieplay9235]

Haha yes 😂

[@finnjb3249]

LETS GOOOOOO

[@Tisala]

How convenient just when he’s going for prime minister... KZbin strikes again.

[@drystkrab269]

It's 9 years old, the video.

[@user-fh7zp3zv9z]

Tisala I hope he does become prime minister

[@thewomble1509]

@@drystkrab269 That's not the point.................... YT could be accused of political bias and influencing the choice of PM.

[@bees6242]

the womble even though youtube repeatedly gives into left wing news sites

[@thewomble1509]

@@bees6242 I never said that was fair did I? All you've succeeded in doing is showing a tad of your own bias and an assumption that I'm a Lefty. Well done!

[@harryhodder3296]

Britain’s new pm right here. Who would’ve believed it

[@MausOfTheHouse]

I didn't

[@someoneridesmountainbikes2355]

Less surprised when you saw trump shooting your fired and expecting that guy to be the potus

[@michaelstewart3049]

He was london mayor and super popular.

[@SoulTouchMusic93]

He sure gives trump a run for his money in terms of hair!

[@ThunderChunky101]

Me. Won me a fair bit of money. Got incredible odds a year and a half ago.

[@s1gmanat10n7]

its like seeing the anime villain in the background of the first episode

[@HOTD108_]

Which anime do that? I've never seen that before.

[@AIexxo]

@@HOTD108_ I think JoJos Bizarre Adventure has done that.

[@j-maoh2086]

And aot

[@N00B283]

@@HOTD108_ bleach?

[@charlieglover4566]

Gaunter o dimm

[@ScorpioSwing]

It took them 9 years and one man to become Prime Minister to change "Boris Jonson" to "Boris Johnson" in the title.

[@tobyplayzzz9654]

randomm User1237589 posted 9 years ago though

[@liamb8644]

No this was 16 years before he became PM, this aired in 2003

[@KakarotOwns]

Jeremy is a legend, just admits he drives on bus lanes on TV, not a care in the world, i miss these times.

[@blaster915]

Same man...

[@LaidbackLost]

Who’s here after Boris annexed half the Tau Empire’s territory and accidentally ordered exterminatus on Mars

[@stephenrabha2446]

are you saying that boris is the god emperor?

[@ericvonwheezler4257]

@@stephenrabha2446 borsi yes haha

[@Nat-kq2oe]

Sounds good to me.

[@ooofyikes7253]

Why stop at half? Hopefully follows through soon, no weaboo space communists allowed

[@Nathan-ke3dn]

The New British Empire. Now he is sending 50 divisions to conquer Jupiter

[@sirarnoldgrylls6553]

Who's here after Boris won the fortnite World Cup?

[@hellheight8243]

Fortnite is dead

[@b_scuit]

@@hellheight8243 nope

[@DatVehicleGuy]

@@b_scuit Yep

[@Garousimp]

@@hellheight8243 it should be

[@eh6173]

Shut up

[@RealityCheck6T9]

A true British argument: "I'm the crappest" "I'm much crapper" "I you assure you you're not" "I was being crap long before you thought of the idea"

[@weareallbeingwatched4602]

I'm not even British True true, positively Turkish dear fellow

[@jairaven8447]

that literally made no sense

[@weareallbeingwatched4602]

@@jairaven8447 sense? Good lord have you heard what that stuff can do to you? Geoffrey's wife left him just for suggesting it.

[@weareallbeingwatched4602]

@@freespirit6717 I know but look at the thumbs

[@jairaven8447]

@@weareallbeingwatched4602 fam im british and no one ik ever talks like this

[@Incineratorking]

Boris: have you ever driven a tractor fast Clarkson in the future: It's a Lamborghini

[@jonathanjose7435]

Hahah how the tables have turned

[@steel1151970]

I cant believe how Clarkson got old in 9 years

[@dd-nz8ry]

this is 14 years ago

[@nelotharen8599]

see if you remember the clip of borris in 1998 as a mystery supermarket shopper (on youtube). he just looks the same.

[@skullmanUK]

Well, a diet of cigarettes and wine does eventually catch up with you

[@claudiobedale1591]

@@skullmanUK indeed. The trick is knowing when to stop

[@TF-qd8ru]

@@claudiobedale1591 34

[@EyeeyeCaptain]

This literally came into my recommended on the day after he became PM

[@ilovejesus1238]

Well yeah mate it would do it's a video about the pm

[@davidmarjason8850]

And now he is in hospital dying of cronovirus. Hope he gets through this poor guy.

[@EyeeyeCaptain]

David Marjason he ain’t dying

[@davidmarjason8850]

@@EyeeyeCaptain I think you miss the point...

[@EyeeyeCaptain]

David Marjason no no I get the point. I’m just saying that it ain’t over for him, in fact he just got out of intensive care now

[@bentaylor9736]

Who’s here after Boris declared war on an alien planet and beheaded its ruler before claiming it for the British empire

[@ssssSTopmotion]

Sounds like something straight out of a doctor who episode

[@dafoex]

@@ssssSTopmotion It was probably written by Chibs, too

[@lt6077]

You have to be more specific or it's not funny

[@firepit1432]

Who's here after Boris created 19 rings for Elves, Dwarves and Men with 1 ring to rule them all

[@MistahFox]

Who's here after Boris nationalized the condom industry, bought Greenland and crashed a Konigsegg?

[@jamie_dye]

Never knew borris turned into richard hammond and crashed the cat

[@lukaszwodzynskiHNB]

Why does that sound like a plausible scenario lol

[@MothDax]

Me

[@co1onial_fish962]

Borris: tells stories about being incompetent The UK a few years later: hmmmmmmmm mabye he should run the country

[@andybarronjnr]

Better than the alternative. Also it's a comedy show and not a demonstration of ability

[@co1onial_fish962]

@@andybarronjnr ah good one living up to the name I see respek 👌

@@co1onial_fish962 pmsl

awesome , so true

[@andybarronjnr]

@@co1onial_fish962 typical corbynite. All bark no bite. If you ain't gonna make a argument besides arbitrary insults on the basis of a username. I made for myself... Then why don't you go back to your self felatio

[@dc8890]

2:17 - "I'm like Aeschylus, feasting from scraps at the rich banquet of Homer". Of course Boris would drop a classics reference in there.

[@tomjesty3992]

Lol

[@liamdraper447]

Boris- “Have you ever drove a tractor that fast” Jeremy- “no” *buys one from Lamborghini

[@MC_MMV]

Who’s here after Boris annexed the 13 colonies of America after they squabbled too much

[@truckmonth4179]

i smell salt

[@17-MASY]

I smell tea

[@truckmonth4179]

do you smell it in the boston harbor? درع ماس

[@17-MASY]

@@truckmonth4179 yup lol

[@sannidhyabalkote9536]

@@truckmonth4179 😂

[@jenko6196]

Boris: “Well if you’ve ever driven a tractor very fast-“ Jezza: “No, nobody has” Guy Martin: “Am I a joke to you?”

[@isaacd4425]

track-tor flashbacks

[@joshp4582]

*Russian farmer would like to know your location*

[@staggabob]

Guy Martin would like a word...

[@kuzo5910]

Leclerc has.

[@chirag_]

"Who here drives in bus lanes" In India its called an extra lane. Even the buses don't use it

[@nikhilpatil7218]

Its for bikes, rikshaws and car drivers who think they own the planet.

[@vedantshrivastava8121]

@@nikhilpatil7218 fortuner and endeavour drivers in a nutshell.

[@gmren14]

Same here in Peru (South America)...

[@bickdig]

Nobody cares about India

[@chirag_]

@@bickdig Thank you for your words of wisdom Lord Hasbulla 🙏🙏

[@themohawkedone9576]

James May once said that Boris would be known as Boris the Oppressor. He had no idea how right he would be

[@GDP-hm5ey]

What?

[@ianfrench1577]

Thumbs up if you are here trying to find the conversation between Clarkson and Johnson arguing about being sick in an F15?

[@cwb935]

I'm pretty sure that happened on Jeremy's show "Clarkson" and I think there's a best of Clarkson 1999 video on KZbin with that exact moment in it.

[@communismwithgiggles2515]

@@cwb935 You are correct, it happened on "Clarkson" in fact here's the link to it kzbin.info/www/bejne/i4eVp6GQrLtjprc

[@haribo_42]

No..?

[@thehammurabichode7994]

@@communismwithgiggles2515 ^ Thank you! Great username, btw

[@ligeruser4]

Cant wait for him to be PM of Britain!

[@federico1183]

Stone_Tigris you think?

[@rebazali9431]

Enjoy buddy

[@jbtv5617]

Well that was a good guess!

[@johndufton9686]

Ha ha only had to wait 6 years

[@althafrafianto]

Your wish has finally came

[@swpenguin]

Seems decent in this clip. Shame he became a genocidal African Warlord.

[@chrismith251]

Shame that he became a globalist puppet.

[@femalesupremacistoverlord6800]

If he's from Africa why is he white?

[@laflootsquid2507]

@@femalesupremacistoverlord6800 as far as i know, boris isnt african - but u dont have to match the major ethnic groups to be a citizen of a certain country

[@yuzar9584]

@@femalesupremacistoverlord6800 have u ever heard of north Africa ?

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

@@yuzar9584 South*

[@andrewdunn5568]

Who's here after Boris Johnson initiated 3rd Impact and merged all of humanity into a single being?

[@jeff4362]

This is from 2003 (Series 2). He would appear again in 2008 (Series 12).

[@peterwalker6475]

Who here after Boris elected himself king of the crab people?

[@mattkinsella9856]

I met Boris around this time and he genuinely seemed quite humerous and easy going. His well constructed buffoon veneer was quite clearly an elaborate but obvious joke that he shared with anyone who met him which he mixed with a great deal of intelligence to make you feel you were part of an inside joke. Then he became the mayor of London and so began the rapid and dark decline.

[@sirwinstonchurchill7349]

Just like so many PMs the UK has had.

[@Sam-fc8ik]

He was a decent mayor

[@Timg1231]

Jeremy in the early 2000s “no one has driven a tractor fast”. 2021 Jeremy “i love my Lamborghini tractor… speed and power”.

[@benwilliamson7787]

2010: nope 2011: not yet 2012: not even close 2013: maybe next year 2014: not quite 2015: nope 2016: nahhhh 2017: I don't think si 2018: this vids irrelevant by this point 2019: NOW

[@JS-qg1ie]

Ben Williamson Kind of relevant, he’s about to probably be PM

[@Kezpool]

James Stimpson Are you stupid?

[@J4CK4L7]

@@Kezpool He's the most likely person to become PM, with the most publically declared in-house votes. What's stupid about pointing that out?

[@benwilliamson7787]

@@J4CK4L7 it's stupid because he wasnt almost about to be PM in 2018, and he was irrelevant in 2018 which is when I wrote irrelevant for

[@benwilliamson7787]

@Caolan McGlinchey see my previous reply 🤣🙄

[@datboiduck1971]

My dad guards downing street. Told me Boris told him that he messes up his hair on purpose to give the lefties something to moan about.

[@serenityinside1]

Course he does / did .

[@jebdunkins6796]

My uncle works for DVLA, stop fibbing or I'll have you disqualified from driving

[@igrnge2883]

Bet

[@Pugragger]

I hope so

[@ryantrolldinger125]

My dad is gay, so shut up or he’ll bum you

[@snarf9455]

"Most politicians are pretty incompetent, but seem to have a thinly constructed veneer od competent. What I like about you is that you seem to have it the other way around" Spot on.

[@bollockjohnson6156]

@Supp D salty remainer spotted lol

[@KanyeT1306]

I think that statement kind of fits with Trump too, although with him, maybe it is not a thin veneer, but a really thick one lol.

[@familyman831]

@Supp D Wow you really are salty. He wrote once and you have wrote 10 million replies. Calm down and embrace leaving. If it bothers you, leave Britain! As you said your not British. If your not British and dont live here, why be so salty over it. Now I'm happy that we are leaving so there is no point me having this debate with you because we got our way. Byeeeeeee

[@CA-iz2qh]

Supp D my guy relax

[@pulstatingpulses1671]

Supp D calm down jesus

[@CluelessAce1265]

I love the whole thing about Clarkson going on about driving in bus lanes and bike lanes it’s just so funny

[@tommortonz]

Who’s here after Boris has/had Coronavirus?

[@Early2000sPs2games]

Me

[@DiligentX]

Sheriff of Nottingham I’m pretty sure KZbin’s algorithm goes after the most popular news topics but that’s good for honest opinions

[@dufferg3923]

yup

[@siralexferguson1721]

Sheriff of Nottingham who is here after Bojo died of COVID 19

[@Tom-cf3jx]

Sir Alex Ferguson shut up

[@KarlOsuchowski]

There’s nothing more English than being 39 (in this clip) and dressing, speaking, grimacing, moving, and driving as if you’re 89.

[@ollylewin]

Who's here after the who's here jokes became a thing?

[@espacfc2365]

What a nice man, he should be Prime Minister one day.

[@zogworth]

*one gigantic pile of skulls later*

[@Archangelsvoid]

@@zogworth Buying skulls on Ebay again, zogworth?

[@zogworth]

@@Archangelsvoid no I steal them from a certain SW1H post code. Much easier when you don't have to acid bath them yourself.

[@danielzonneveld7712]

Borris: "I do loves bikes" *many years later* Me: "Oh look, a Borris Bike!"

[@FrontSideBus]

Could this be the first time we’ve had a future prime minister on top gear?

[@giacomorubenmartini7286]

No, David Cameron also starred in an episode when he was just a MP (and not PM)

[@jasonbrown6379]

@@giacomorubenmartini7286 As an activist who invaded the track to drive a biofuel-powered car I believe.

[@mercury6765]

FrontSideBus Cameron also appeared briefly at the start of the India special

[@ChateauJuice]

@@jasonbrown6379 I don't know, was Keanu Reeves ever on? That guy gonna be the president of the world

[@kaylamitchell1982]

FrontSideBus how do you know clarkson himself isnt going to be prime minister?

[@drunkenwhiskeyeu]

The pre-belly era of Clarkson :-D

[@ze_rubenator]

*Pre-teapot

[@ralphk.j7809]

@@ze_rubenator pre beer

[@dangaming2698]

this is one of the funniest convos ive ever heard, and its as if they’ve been long time friends from the way they talk

[@RubUOutC]

Our next two Prime Ministers

[@tarlokmann3981]

Two most orriblist cunts on telly... ever!

[@TwoAwesomeKids34]

@@tarlokmann3981 Why are you here then?😂😂

[@gh__]

Replace Boris with Farage and then you have the accurate answer 👌🏼

[@kingofracism]

@@gh__ Farage is only good on brexit.

[@anthonykey9706]

@@tarlokmann3981 ha ha!

[@MistahFox]

"Blimey! You hit your head pretty hard on the dash! Prime minister? Corona virus? 2020? You've bloody lost it! Come on then, you still have to finish your lap!"

When Jeremy Clarkson was still in top gear and when Boris Johnson was mayor of London.

[@mfk5533]

nasim whitehouse Boris was an MP at the time, not Mayor of London.

[@mfk5533]

nasim whitehouse the episode was filmed when he was running for Mayor of London, and aired just after he’d won (December 2008)

[@jebdunkins6796]

@ this episode is from 2003.

[@jebdunkins6796]

@Zero 01 actually this is from episode 14. You can tell its from 2003 by Jeremy's hair and jacket and the fact that johnson is described as being an MP rather than mayor of london

[@nathanw9770]

@Zero 01 No it was well before that! It must've been 2003 because it was Series 2 Episode 4 and they still had the Liana car.

[@Myndir]

It was at this point that I knew he'd be PM some day... I'm still waiting for Clarkson to win, but I know it will happen.

[@zipz8423]

10 years later still waffles the classics to impress people.

[@441991k]

6:31- "who hooted at me? someone hooted at me."

[@hasankazmi7542]

Who’s here after Boris was revealed to be the Targaryen heir to the distant alien planet?

[@meatychunkz8875]

he is spectacular to watch, you can see why he's catnip for people who know nothing about politics or him

[@Castrated__]

In a helmet, he really does look like Daffyd the only gay in the village.

[@nirvs233]

Lmao

[@saakethnerellakunta1002]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kris-jm9el]

Hahahahhahh

[@Conor-xs8qu]

Lol u mean mat Lucas

[@top_banananaplays]

I haven't got to that bit and I can already see it.

[@Enzo0694]

After 10 years he still hasn't found his hairbrush...

[@bigwhiteyeti]

17 years, actually. This episode is from 2003!

[@RWL2012]

@@bigwhiteyeti people still don't seem to understand upload date vs original air date for some reason...

[@thomas.69]

yeah he brushes his hair with a balloon.

[@Jwm367t]

he found the pies though

[@MajorMule]

Imagine this man could be prime minister one day

[@take-the-money-2interactiv371]

*He is..?*

[@wynxe]

@@take-the-money-2interactiv371 no he’s not

[@popeyboy5108]

@@take-the-money-2interactiv371 Whooooooooooooosh

[@titmouse-distribution]

@@popeyboy5108 No u 🔀

[@gb5085]

Just stumbled upon this. The algorithm gods certainly have a sense of humor.

[@adhikaseta9502]

i love the entire comment section turns into something hilarious bout boris

[@JacobsKrąnųg]

it's cringe af

[@cb7340]

Who else is getting recommended this 10 years later?

[@187-t1r]

67

[@cb7340]

@@187-t1r 674

[@187-t1r]

Dimzy’s Zoot 1 fiddy 'k

[@gamingwithzain2947]

11yrs lmao

[@cb7340]

@@187-t1r Add a K you can hold some corn1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣k

[@chloechongracing]

whos here after the 3rd lockdown

[@Talos2kX]

We'll be here after the 10th lockdown..

[@UnfiltedReality]

Cant blame Boris if people paid attention we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place

[@archvaldor]

@@UnfiltedReality Yeah I can, because he's responsible.

[@UnfiltedReality]

@@archvaldor how is he responsible for idiots break lock down rules?

[@andrewblythe3896]

@@UnfiltedReality hes not, but he is responsible for ignoring science and introducing half measures and only changing them when it's too late

[@sidharthrao9005]

I always love coming back to this video to read the “Who’s here after” comments.

[@BuffDaddySmoove]

Lol boris is so chill it even looked like he was just having a convo with some dude in the audience before jeremy called him up.

[@rosstaylor2594]

Has any Prime Minster in history shouted "where's the Apex?!"

[@pjmoseley243]

before he was prime minister!

[@digtoodeepgetstuckindahole6992]

Yea that's true its before he had PM seat so he wasn't PM when he shouted it.

[@flightsimulatorblaine8727]

I just got this in my recommended after he was admitted into hospital for Coronavirus. Coincidence? I think not

[@rhyswatts6271]

Yeah 😂

[@jejrhriktntndkkwnrjriths1510]

I wish KZbin listen to me and suggest something decent.

[@chilton7853]

Banes Bro Crazy that it would recommend a video featuring someone who's been in recent news/is fairly relevant.. But yeah keep thinking your electronics are listening to you pal, I once spoke about something illegal in front of my microwave and before I knew it an armed SWAT team had kicked my front door in😅

[@thomassherwood5061]

It's almost like this was some kind of sign that we shouldn't have elected someone to be PM who we couldn't figure out was sane or not.

[@detachedduck6022]

Well bexit happened because of him that was very good and covid was very difficult so you can’t have a go at him

[@thomassherwood5061]

@@detachedduck6022 I can absolutely have a go at him because he began to remove the human rights act, let people like Patel and Williamson stay in cabinet for as long as they did despite their issues and I never liked brexit because it was economically and politically a bad idea

[@detachedduck6022]

@@thomassherwood5061 that’s just incorrect brexit was an amazing money saver for the government and I do get what you mean when you say that they shouldn’t have stayed in cabinet

[@thomassherwood5061]

@@detachedduck6022 we get so much stuff from Europe to the point that we shouldn't have left because it would be too expensive. In return for membership fees we got access to the largest single market in the world. Once we left, we then had to deal with the complex beauracracy that hampered our exports, hence the long truck queus at ports plus the giant loss in the workforce as we kicked European workers out of the country. As for the Cabinet, there were many people who should have been fired. Patel should've been fired for breaking the Ministerial Code and for condemning the RNLI whilst Williamson was only fired a year after he scrued over exams twice in a row during the pandemic.

[@astonmartinvee8]

We now know Boris really likes top gear.

[@brickmaster9488]

Prime Minister: "Speeding around race track" Me: Gets speeding ticket for 22 mph in a 20s zone

[@AdamGoody]

BrickMaster impossible to get a speeding ticket for 2 miles over: the rule is 10% + 2 so 20mph limit would mean 10% of 20 = 2 + 2 would be 24mph so you would be 2mph under the the actual limit. Not to mention that in the UK there is no enforceable limit of 20mph the limit would have to be at least 30 from a legal point of view so the ticket wouldn’t make its through a court.

[@EmeraldSaiyanBroly]

@@AdamGoody i thibk it may have been sarcasm

[@milesrees1003]

Who’s here after he became PM? (Boris not Clarkson)😂

[@aaron1553]

Milsy 502 Clarkson would make a brilliant pm tbh

[@humandroid53]

Imagine Clarkson as PM. Much smarter than Boris.

[@ivanbombana7282]

What Boris Major of London at that time? Or what?

[@rangers2721]

2010 Boris: Bring back Angus not hanging 2021 Boris - Bring back hanging not Angus

[@sadarka1]

Jeremy's voice is deeper now... but Boris' hasn't changed...

[@dfawrtevfevwetetvwgw]

That adrenochrome

[@techbark2307]

Still a cock

[@MissesWitch]

me: expecting to see boris johnson looking young me: realises he looks exactly the same

[@cougar2k720]

I thought he had more hair back then, as well thinner face, and def less visible trunk size.

[@laurentiusforever]

he´s far better looking here

[@George_Bland]

I disagree

[@user-cl7yr]

love him or hate him, you've got to love him

[@lolag6757]

nah i don’t support him but this is class

[@taunteratwill1787]

No I don't. 😎

[@LiamBavingtonHodge]

Back when he used to answer the questions he was asked

[@oksowhat]

he was asked why he drives cycle with one hand, he replied its discriminatory for people with one hand

[@detachedduck6022]

What politician tells the truth (not Lizzie trust)

[@into_the_void]

Part time tractor driver to galactic emperor.. what a journey Boris..