Boris Johnson's Resignation statement!

[@SkyEcho7]

😂😂😂🤣😭 'This was a kangaroo court - not in a good way where they all bounce around & the wallabies have a go on the gavel.'

[@owdpotter7597]

I love that photo of Bojo trying to salute, if that's not Fred Scuttle my name's Benny Hill

[@RM-rp6hx]

This can't be right - I'm always left shaking with laughter - despite the seriousness of the subject matter. Thanks Matt - satire at it's finest.

[@偉享林]

Don't be so uptight! Seriousness and BoJo don't go together since last summer. And with a little luck, ever. So this IS just for laughs.

[@chrissilver7719]

I was more shocked to find out Johnson had a hairdresser than it was that Johnson gave them a gong 😂😂😂😂. Cracking stuff !! A kangaroo Court was part of the Australia trade deal.

[@philipjones9458]

Dont suppose you could have hair that bad unless it was styled.

[@indivisible4835]

"Horrible being lied to, isn't it?" I have bought myself a chair with arms, so I don't fall out of it while laughing at your wonderful comic weave. Genius as always Matt. 🤩

[@williamfence566]

"Two trade deals , one real and one just for fun" . Brilliant

[@TheSuzberry]

“That is simply not how my mind works.” Genius, pure genius.

[@afranklin-x1c]

Tour Devon and Cornwall please we are starved of satire here.

[@JohnAllenRoyce]

"I am above all appalled and bewildered ... most of the time" Thank you Matt, love your work! 🤣🤣🤣

[@zora_noamflannery2548]

- You have the writing, delivery and editing perfected. Why are you not more notorious? I'm surprised you're not arrested for exposing state secrets.

[@samhartford8677]

Thank you for saving my brain from overcooking with having to listen to the original version.

[@alanrobinson8510]

I was waiting for this one.....and (as always) it was WELL worth the wait. Thank you!

[@Demun1649]

Bang on. Great to see the REAL resignation speech as BoJoke writted it darn. Super champ, Matt. Not easy to do a is it?

[@charcolew]

"Pasta la vista!" more like

[@rogerbond2244]

Honestly, never could understand what that sentient bag of evil custard was waffling on about, so now I wait for Matt to translate it into human... it's much easier, and you feel calmer and happier instead of having the urge to go shout at a saggy blimp. Thanks, Matt!

[@thesourcerer6504]

Saggy blimp...with a blond mop that is! 😂

[@zetectic7968]

This is the true & accurate version of events as told to Matt, straight from the horse's ̶m̶o̶u̶t̶h̶ arse.

[@izzytrue8630]

Can we just laugh all these Conservatives OUT of office ... it would be so much less painful than getting rid of them ... by a General Election!!!

[@billybobkingston5604]

When the news was made official that Boris was doing a runner I thought Matt will give it the true response

[@thesourcerer6504]

Boris is simply incapable of doing a 'runner.' More like a penguin waddle.

[@kevinmarsh5034]

Absolutely brilliant, keep it up.

[@roderickmain9697]

Yes! I'm resigned to more resignation speeches from the World King - maybe just world peasant now? Well done, Matt.

[@OperaDivasBoudoir]

Been waiting for this... obvs no Spectator subscription. It was worth the wait. You have outdone yourself.

[@ghengis430]

I share the sympathy of appalled and bewildered, felt like that since 2010. Great stuff, as always, Matt. Thanks.

[@polliebain7450]

Oh BRILLIANT Matt! Ok - the material was a gift - but so perfectly exploited - every word and expression a winner - thank you!

[@weswheel4834]

Sounds like the end of a limerick: "And the wallabies had a go on the gavel."

[@weswheel4834]

When Boris' MP-ship began to unravel His Reputation was down in the gravel His rights he did sought Against that kangaroo court And the wallabies had a go on the gavel. Best I could do, sorry.

[@rosemarystewart7405]

Another brilliant one Matt. ❤all you need is the blond wig!

[@elvissimpson9060]

That's an insult, if I ever read one 😂

[@henrygingercat]

Also been looking forward to this all weekend and, as ever, expectations exceeded.

[@geoffreynolds4740]

Supreme!

[@sandrafrancis3631]

Hilarious!! It's like he was in the room!😅 How did he get to be P.M!? How many more children is he going to have? Maybe he's trying to breed his own political party!😅

[@averycockburn31]

As wonderful as these are, I hope this is the last Boris sketch you'll ever have to do. 🤞

[@MattGreenComedy]

Me too - but I suspect it won’t be…

[@minskysfeedbackyianni1302]

Highly unlikely, that individual is like a turd that just won't flush!💩

[@SusannaSaunders]

@@MattGreenComedy Johnson is like a STD that just won't go the fuck away no matter what you do to eradicate it!

[@TheBearAndHer]

That's not the way my mind works. A cast iron defence against everything and anything if ever there was one.

[@helenrayner6117]

I clicked so fast a sonic boom echoed around my neighbourhood. Well done Matt.

[@maryfenton958]

I love this man..... he always makes me LOL Not a common sound these days. What fun!

[@greenmurphy]

Best yet! Keep up the good work!

[@aljosacebokli]

brilliant, just brilliant...why don't you all!

[@anthonymcloughlin2634]

It’s horrible being lied to 😂😂😂😂

[@janelloyd7601]

😂 made my week!

[@brighton_dude]

"Why don't you all just f…" That is exactly what is going on inside his large but empty head. Forthcoming bi-elections might be a lot of fun. Thank you for another excellent video!

[@acolli777]

Some Tories will be trying to ban them since they involve "woke" terminology (bi)!!

[@themsmloveswar3985]

Harriet Harmon deserves a knighthood for sending the clown on his way.

[@garytaylor6408]

Well done Matt, as usual right on point. Would love to see you presenting Newsnight like this. Unadulterated truth. Keep up the good work.

[@amcc5887]

Lol 😂 😂 😂 can't stop laughing, greetings from Ireland matt 🍀🍀 🍀

[@ironsights9448]

As good a feeling as thatcher going,not quite but it’s up there

[@AnnQlder]

Glorious 👏👏👏

[@KBspiritsurvives]

That class {war} ending

[@bernieburrows3731]

😂 🤣 Exactly what's probably going through his head 😂

[@PhoenixProdLLC]

"But now you'll NEVER know!" 😂😂😂 That's bojo: the mouth moves, sounds come out, but he's says nothing. 😂

[@clivemortimore8203]

Brought down by women....Sue Gray, Harriet Harmon and Rishi Sunak 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@jamesharvey8835]

Stellar as usual. Too bad no one in America knows anything about UK politics- otherwise you'd be rich.

[@philipjones9458]

They don't know much about American politics either.

[@claireedwards8606]

Just Brilliant! Made me chuckle🤣🤣

[@SilverSurfer-x3z]

Left alone with his loved ones? How would he be able to find em all?

[@anthonyclegg1511]

He's talking about his money.

[@ammcox]

Nail hit well and truly on the head. Well done Matt

[@starmersbarber]

'...the wallabies have a go at the gavel'...just got me chuckling away!

[@just-in6848]

Appalled n bewildered 😂

[@willtricks9432]

Top notch.

[@alisonbarber3456]

Aaaah yes the bin bag of custard finally gets his just deserts.Bravo! 👏👏👏👏👏

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Another brilliant video

[@bastonor]

Oh, Matt, Matt ,Matt, you never cease to not dissappoint me.

[@connclissmann6514]

This would have been far better than the claptrap Johnson trotted out. "Bewildered ... most of the time." Spot on!

[@middleearth8809]

Thank you Matt, that has set me up for a good day today. 😅😂

[@mxdennisqueen8636]

"that is simply not how my mind works" 😂 I adore you.

[@ploppysonofploppy6066]

"I am bewildered and appalled, - most if the time". Best Johnson pun ever! and I've gone forward in time in my tardis. No one's gonna beat that.

[@tonguelessghostofsin]

Hahaha spot on with this Matt!

[@EthanKristopherHartley]

OK, "and the wallabies have a go on the gavel." is genuinely one of my favourite Matt lines in goodness knows how long! Bravo Man 👏👏👏 (that's Bravo, not Braverman!)

[@johnpritchard8946]

Classic!! The bumbling, confused, shambolic mess that is Boris is superbly captured. I was left with tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks. Like The Goons, Monty Python, and The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy anyone who is anyone needs to be able to quote from these sketches. "I could never knowingly or recklessly mislead anyone because ...", all together now, "... because that would mean I could distinguish in my own mind between things that are true and false. That is simply not how my mind works."

[@JayB9127]

'From a different resignation' 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

[@rgeogllo1]

'How many resignations do I have to do, why won't people just let me rule them in peace?' We feel for you, BJ!

[@bahialynch3037]

This didd gave the giggles Matt. It is hilarious 😂

[@matthewjohnson6886]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I literally have no words. 👏👍

[@rachelpettet2818]

Oh, this is too good! ❤😅

[@anthonyclegg1511]

Lying to the end.

[@djsmithe]

You have my sympathy. Having to look threw hundreds of pictures to find a good one of Boris. If I have a say, I'd Knight you too. Matt the Good.

[@jacquelinedeigan776]

😂😂😂😂 Brilliant as always.

[@Tulkash01]

Tge last resignation was the most heartfelt…😂

[@seanduggan3453]

@MattGreen. Spot on again. You could be Boris' speechwriter, except you would be more accurate.

[@johnhartlepool2349]

Brilliznt Matt❤

[@hughzarie1860]

It’s a young Rowley Birkin QC 🤣

[@grahamturner1290]

Very dignified. 😊

[@stevemartin239]

Thanks for sharing your "on the ball" insight. Sir Matt Green one day?🤣

[@503stick]

Fabulous Matt, much enjoyed as usual 👏

[@CMI2017]

''Bozza goes down to Hazza''. makes the perfect Johnson headline.

[@johnrobertsmith9914]

Boris Johnson's hairdresser and dog walker is also on the 'honors list'. Apparently, Dilyn had the best "short back and sides" in the village.

[@glendakirby5579]

Or the biggest Pudding Basin.

[@Mudge07]

Matt kindly sparing us the expletives but not the guffaws at the buffoon. Given the chance to attempt to justify his defence fees, the bluff boolly turns turtle and takes his own advice, and foxtrot oscar’d his way to the nearest keyboard.

[@PhoenixProdLLC]

Oh noes! Will the swears eat your sensitivity nodes!?

[@minskysfeedbackyianni1302]

I wish bo-joke would foxtrot oscar permanently!

[@maejohl]

Spot on as always

[@simonbrader8408]

Magnificent and a great ending (cause you know that's exactly what the odious twerp was thinking!)

[@davidhooper1767]

Hilariously brilliant as always matt.

[@mauranolan843]

Hahaha it couldn’t happen to a nicer 🐸.

[@arghjayem]

Don’t know if most will get this (save for the few Coupling fans) but Johnson is what Jeff would call an “unflushable”! 😂

[@jamieashton3835]

Please please let that be the end of the yellow turd!! Spot on matt

[@ronnieh2360]

Brilliant as always 🤣👏

[@MattGreenComedy]

Thank you 😁

[@mkoschara]

So good.

[@martincopeland8153]

And speaking of prophylactics; we’re all in this position because Stanley Johnson wasn’t given a nighthood all those decades ago!! “For the want of a condom the Nation was lost.”

[@thesourcerer6504]

Yes, that's Boris down to a fine tee!

[@garywithers852]

What's it called when someone parodying something, is indistinguishable from the thing they're parodying?.

[@adrianrutterford762]

Nice Work Mr Green

[@andunabu3238]

Best yet Matt, but then the raw material just keeps coming!

[@ellenlaw7496]

Funny and true🎉

[@stop-the-greed]

Awesome

[@englandcalling9721]

Thanks, Matt. Once Boris has gone from our screens, what possible harm can he do. It’s not as though he’s going to be the editor of a national newspaper….

[@darkdodgers9548]

He needs to go prison treason he is corrupt politician

[@bigN-422]

😂😂😂😂😂 🇩🇪❤🇬🇧

[@robertoleary9349]

I just love the finish. Why dont you all just f😂