Boris The Budget Border Police (Contraband Police part 1)

[@atropabelladonna12]

I would absolutely watch a 12+ episode series of this game by Boris. Will he fall to the temptation of bribery when things get tough, or will Boris stand tall and proudly arrest everyone who DARES sully the glory of Acaristanska!

[@riobagaskara6382]

this game made for him, likely.

[@SebastianDeVries-ol5iq]

I 100% Agree

[@RX_linear]

Aye

[@The_Modeling_Underdog]

Count me in.

[@Tomazack]

I just bought this game, and it is really fun. But I'd rather watch more Boris in old Sovjet times spreading propaganda posters and selling contraband to the highest bidder.

[@user-me6td1up1m]

Ok, I laughed out loud at Boris reading the Cyrillic letters with the correct pronunciation, even though they’re being used stylistically to spell an English word. I do exactly the same thing whenever I see that.

[@Tom--pf8ub]

I was really hoping he'd do that! It also shorts out my brain

[@planken203]

as an english person learning russian, i actually do this to practice my pronounciation

[@user-me6td1up1m]

@@planken203 I’m also first language English and learning Russian, but I think I’ve been doing it to humble brag that I know multiple languages.

[@planken203]

@@user-me6td1up1m fair enough matey

[@tryx3651]

Least toxic border crossing experience:

[@DollyBoy_1923]

I was the like before 70

[@j.t.7264]

Every time I come back to Britain where I've worked and lived for 10 years after visiting family in my home country, the border staff at the airport are unbelievably toxic, they really show in their faces how much they despise the fact that I dare set foot in their country.

[@Deepfried900]

Yeah it was actually less toxic than most border crossing experiences

[@smileysatanson3404]

And least corrupt

[@DjangoUnSkilled]

Please do another one! The campaign has so many good encounters. Like, I want to see Detective Boris in action!

[@PennilessPMC]

i second this

[@badpf8705]

He should play papers please

[@vsetenjoyer]

Not 20 seconds in and I love he calls out the faux Cyrillic.

[@MrSnowmanFR]

Very good game choice Boris, would love to see a series on it

[@janbertus]

for some reason I cant read comments here without boris voice in my head xD - Veeerrryy guuuod gaeme, yes it is

[@JoCaTen]

Finally, a slav playing this game, easy to understand some things like the Soviet vehicles and methods

[@zacharyzeller7764]

Is a good day when Boris video finds it's way to my feed. Much cheeki breeki, much Slavness, rejoicing and shots all around! Glad to have you back, Slav King!

[@quansinus9941]

3 Boris videos in 48 hours, very nice and cheeki breeki! This gonna be a good evening...

[@SirHellNaja]

I like the difference between Boris and my friend here. When my friend first got into Vlad's shop, he's like "They sell AK's in stores there???", and here Boris is minding his own business in a shop full of guns like it's just another Tuesday

[@methshed]

Boris best border officer

[@meatharbor]

Yeah, this actually isn't far from reality. Back in the late 90's I took a trip with my family, taking a train from Prague to Budapest via Slovakia. I happened to be in the dining car with my brother when the train stopped at the Hungarian border and the border guards boarded the train to do a passport sweep. Turns out my mother had my passport two cars down. The uniformed gentleman with the AK was very understanding and was kind enough to "help" me back to the car the rest of my family was in by repeatedly thrusting the barrel of his rifle into the back of my skull as we walked. Changed his tune real quick when he saw the cover of my American passport, though. He didn't even take the stack of passports from my mother. Him and his buddies just turned around immediately and rushed out the door. Didn't even finish their sweep. I don't think I've ever seen a man carrying an assault rifle look that terrified of a 12-year-old before.

[@Garlan4]

wow

[@furqanabid7319]

Here on the episode of "things that never happened", we have:

[@meatharbor]

@@furqanabid7319 Damn, you got me. My entire immediate family must have hallucinated the entire thing. I didn't expect someone from the train would recognize me through the internet and post on this same video over 20 years later. I appreciate the heads up, though. I'mma have to get rid of all the family photos from back then now that I know they're forgeries.

[@furqanabid7319]

@@meatharbor bro, people in eastern Europe have hated americans for long time. No one would be impressed or be overwhelmed or be anything but angry seeing muricans in their country.

[@Peralala]

​@meatharbor your comeback is top tier my man 😂

[@Sr._j4]

Amazing game. Tbh. And funnier if it's Boris commented.

[@_Its_Ya_Boy]

Ikr Good game and with Comrade Boris, nothing can go wrong!

[@ahilltodieons]

I have never laughed harder than at the toxic waste discovery lol.

[@angry_canadian9233]

love this game and boris has the perfect personality for it

[@andreamartin9129]

Great video! Would love to see more of this game in the future. When it was pitched as "the sequel to Papers Please", I didn't expect the game would have you driving around an open map and killing people.

[@Maxio1606]

This game is made for a coop, I still hope for even an DLC for that. Also I love that language, which is used by characters - it is like an conglomerate of slavic languages :)

[@ジエイースオ]

This is the kind of content I love from Boris!

[@Doctorgeo7]

Oh yes! This is a game I needed to see Boris play! And the video was more glorious than I hoped!

[@tallemajas]

the gaming content usually isn't my thing, but i really laughed a lot watching this! would love to see a series

[@catchant]

I’ve seen this game in my shorts. Glad to see comrade Boris play it!

[@KomBackHordz]

This is the perfect Boris game. You got Vlad, all you need is Anatoli and Vadim. BUT! WHAT IF VADIM IS THE SMUGGLER?!

[@Godzillfan2]

5:10. Guard acts like nothing happened

[@qwertyiou9]

I played the demo and it was pretty great! Love seeing (hearing) Boris as protagonists in these soviet-style law enforcement games

[@alexsmith6281]

I love this game so far! I hope you continue it as a series.

[@SoupyWhisper914]

BORIS IS BACK!

[@jnerdsblog]

Yah, this game is perfect for you. More of this please!

[@vince_nevermind1159]

Oh yes ! Would love to see a series on this game with your commentary

[@I_like_baguettes]

you know its really a good day if boris uploads

[@Taku071090]

Adding realism to slavic games since '86

[@Leila555]

I’m so glad you’re playing so many games again! I know the videos don’t do as well as your others, view count wise, but there are those of us who really enjoy these. Thank you!

[@Master-of--Minds]

Motel in the middle of the forest? "Hey where you live?" "Just past the labor camp."

[@zdravkodimitrov]

Buying the game tonight, and will party like it's 1981

[@Yokoto12343]

Please more episodes of this You had me rolling on the floor!

[@Mati_Panzer]

really hope you do more of these, it would be the most accurate playthrough of this game (?)

[@Crbn46]

Boris seems so in his element in this game. Would love to see a part 2 or even a less-edited full playthrough if you enjoy it too!

[@Zaku2077]

Boris gameplay is what I crave

[@franklynlohr1060]

Finally!!! I was waiting for the day you would play Contraband Police. It’s so hilarious when Boris plays. I can’t stop laughing.🤣

[@northernflame4317]

I think it would be great if Boris did a series of this!

[@greatthenate122]

I get out of school just to see Boris uploaded a new vid. Nice

[@snelhestarna]

This was fantastic, I hope you will upload more of this game!

[@ricorodriguez4353]

THE VIDEOS ARE ACTUALLY SHOWING UP IN MY RECOMMENDED! you're doing something right Boris keep going!

[@UPTAUT]

I would be so stoked to see Boris at the boarder.

[@lucas23453]

Border Checkpoint Boris is my favorite kind of boris.

[@RavenKarting]

I like how at 2:45 boris has already gone insane

[@waltonkromer2702]

I was so ready for you to be backto regular uploads so happy for you! ALL HAIL TO THE SLAV KING!

[@cyberninjanj]

I'm glad you're playing this game! I've seen many gameplays on this game then I just realised that Comrade Boris should also try it

[@PorcupinePunched]

haha perfect, I was waiting for this. I've been playing this with you on my mind, comrade.

[@klassisch3039]

Love the videos all week!!

[@prymus141]

3:22 MALUCH! POLISH FIAT 126P . THIS GAME GOT SOO MUCH BETTER!

[@fryloc359]

I remember when you played games like this, you actually had time hunt around for things. Now everything is pointed out for you.

[@rockandnol3233]

Life changing. Thank you Boris.

[@KaiserWilhelmII_Of_Germany]

Ahhhh.... Boris, it has been long since I visited ur channel.

[@mysticstarlight1]

Boris upload is good day

[@kylerkastner2808]

All of those criminals had no chance against Boris

[@thesupreme8062]

Holy shit notifs are back boris, for the first time in a while i had you actually in my page. I usually have to look up when you upldoad cause youtube refused yo show you

[@cadet5126]

0:14 as finnish person who learned cyrillic writing from great youtube slavs and stalker franchise games i also wonder why they call it like that 💀

[@7XxZz7]

Had an *incredibly* rough day... now it's not so bad. Thanks for uploading :)

[@BullsMahunny]

3:23 mood every time a bill comes at all

[@Millzee117]

Always good day when papa Boris uploads

[@blanderrr4892]

This was awesome to watch, please do more comrade!

[@stingfiretube]

Love the daily uploads Boris🔥

[@Shadowreaper5]

I would watch an entire stream of this!

[@micahh9351]

I actually got recommended this! BORIS IS BACK

[@rayraylahb3645]

I hope you do a series on this game Boris! It’s fun watching you play it :)

[@Whammytap]

It gives my physical pain and great mental anguish to see a cute little буханка being assaulted with a pitchfork and crowbar, even if it's just in a game.

[@John-The-Fisherman]

All these videos in such a small tine span. Papa Boris is spoiling us

[@blazermettro2059]

God, i was deing of laughter for a good bit. PLEASE MAKE MORE!!

[@nadocannon7653]

I haven’t watched Boris in a while, and when I heard new intro, It sounds amazing(In a while, I mean since he returned to KZbin)

[@francelleduplessis5965]

HELLO PAPA BORIS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU

[@Specter_1]

Boris Is Back! More cheeki Breeki Gameplay!!🎉🎉

[@YorkGoldtoof]

This is my checkpoint. I am your god. Live or die, my decision.

[@nicotine_twoshot]

NEWWW INTRO! really well made!

[@lad.6459]

Bro i thought of boris playing this and here i am suprised and shocked at the same time watching this.

[@OishikSarkarApocalypso]

YES YES YES BORIS THE CONTRABAND POLICE gimme that series aw yeah man

[@joshuawells5953]

Can't be as bad as the border police here in the US. Ours give them $2,000 a month debit cards and direct them to the nearest 5 star hotel where they get free rooms. But hey, at least they tell them to show up to court in 4 or 5 years or so.

[@Voldemort-jt5if]

Boris posted twice in a week Has Christmas come early

[@Dev-zr6rp]

Boris, thank you for playing games again, we love it!!!😄

[@Newcrafter-yt]

YEAH HE FINALLY PLAYED CONTRABAND POLICE

[@Williamthe_I]

We should be allowed to see more of this.

[@auffq]

no way i haven’t seen this man since 2020, since the little snack with the bread mayonays slice of tomato and meat slob

[@oppenz3723]

Boris on upload spree, me like it.

[@Selzor]

It’s always nice to see you upload man.

[@KellyBeeSan]

I can't go 20 seconds without laughing from Boris' commentary 😂 Nice work cyka 😅👍

[@tybronx2446]

I'm absolutely losing it at Boris reading the Cyrillic they used to write contraband KAHDKAJSSHAHDKS

[@andrewzazz]

thanks boris

[@enderbunny1609]

6:39 Stalin trying think of a nice place to send all of the smartest people in Russia

[@draconiclord2377]

4:27 fuckin' Jschlatt is here, wtf? a crossover i didnt know i needed.

[@hubertkarwat4633]

finally! i waited for this a long time Borja!

[@flamingcacti]

0:15 seconds in when Boris calls the game “soityaaid” police is because he’s reading the Cyrillic-stylized “contraband” English word as if it was actually written in Cyrillic alphabet. C makes an S, backwards N makes a soft I/e, backwards R makes a Y, and the b is less of a sound and more of an accent inflection.

[@roghider319]

Boris will use his position to help cousin Anatoli smuggle chebureki in

[@MrJaysniping]

paused at 1:57 accidently and the look that guy gives him after he says "suck on your sticks on your own time" fucking took me out lmaooo

[@JUMALATION1]

Your commentary is on point ✨👌

[@z4ck06_official]

One way to wake up is to watch Boris' new video. Always good stuff

[@theangryswede5521]

Think our favorite slav missed out on his true calling! Boris the border guard would be truly terrifying

[@TrayTerra]

This is the kind of content that keeps KZbin relevant in my little slice of the universe lol.

[@dr.rattle]

The collab I needed to see today, Boris and border patrol

[@nathantran7832]

New intro is wunderbar

[@billwake4695]

*video plays* *video pauses fnaf movie ad plays* *video continues* Boris: I apologize that was unprofessional

[@JetDom767]

Is always good day when Comrade Boris upload!