These Times Signs are Absolutely Hilarious ▶ 2

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[@LittleKitty22]

"Eat here or we will both starve" - yup, love the honesty in those words.

[@janetpattison8474]

“Job opening for a manager who doesn’t steal”. Omg. LMAO. Thanks!

[@LittleKitty22]

That company will be looking for a suitable candidate for a loooong time...

[@deplorablecovfefe9489]

My Resume is just a list of things I never want to do again...Thats me!!!

[@Lynda-oo7ey]

I was in a bad mood.These signs cheered up.

[@opathe2nd973]

OMG! Do not drink and watch this!!! Absolutely brilliant

[@annewilliams5527]

SHEESH!!! You might have told me Waldo had died!!!All those years looking for him!!!

[@joannedj1]

11:25 😂 Escalator refusing to escalate! I know a few like that, particularly near the bus station end of the Trafford Centre!

[@joannedj1]

27:46 Yes, look out for those killer signs! 😂😂😂

[@laurakibben4147]

@11:29 Escalator broke. Temporarily stairs.

[@joannedj1]

15:35 Awww, poor frightened door! 😂

[@scootergem]

Thanks, have a good day I'm already having a great time laughing. Good job!

[@johnmitchelljr]

Another very good video. Thank you.

[@chesterstewartdrawers5149]

@10:39: I see that truck in Prescott, Az all the time. Just shake my head.

[@WahooLee]

I read somewhere that some church put a sign in their parking lot saying something like "PARKING FOR CHURCH MEMBERS ONLY. TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSELYTIZED!"

[@dirtymuttmuddypaws5727]

Sign : Stop killing ducks to make ducktape. Me: baby oil 😳😱

[@tomwinter2906]

GREAT COLLECTION :-)

[@merlinathrawes746]

I'd like to check out that "Unnecessary Necessities store. So where is it?

[@feralbluee]

7:06 one of the bestest signs ever!! :) 🐿️🌷🌱

[@solitarybee3714]

I totally agree!

[@joannedj1]

11:48 With some fava beans and a nice Chianti?! 😂

[@kbramlett6877]

@ 7:47 When you asked, "Do have a spare meat suit?" Ask Lady GaGa. As she once dressed up in all meat

[@microbusss]

2:36 that stop sign with ALL the NOs I would stop there, shut off my engine & sit there THEN complain to whoever put that sign up!

[@corjp]

Jeeez , thanks... i got to find me a new BUTT now because I laughed mine off 👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@VeracityLH]

I can really appreciate the idea of Toiletman. The superhero who rescues those in need of a toilet and can't find one, and beats the shît out of those who need one, can find one, and just don't care. 😆😆😆

[@sofiatgarcia3970]

Awesome background music.

[@nancybrouse5070]

Definitely a neighbor you could count on in a time of need.

[@bigrenegade7121]

The church sign about monkeys got me. And my answer to the question: Their still around to remind us that he can replace us dumb monkeys at any time because he has replacements.

[@graham2631]

40 years ago, when writing my DL learners test, the red and green traffic light was one of the questions. I answered, stop, then proceed, wrong, drive through as if green. I'm pushing 60 and have yet to see this combination.

[@tamarlindsay8382]

Saw it in eastern Pennsylvania.

[@brucemoose9587]

@@tamarlindsay8382 -- yes, cuz red is only for turning, so green is for straightahead,,, doesnt make sense to me, but i have relatives there and that is the law

[@jannetteberends8730]

That closed road could be closed for cars. A neighborhood initiative to ban them. In that case they were successful. It was done like that in the Netherlands in the seventies.

[@TheAdwatson]

22:43 The roundabout was constructed in 1972 and is still called "experimental". Not surprisingly, no other country has tried the same experiment.

[@athenathegreatandpowerful6365]

Maine USA has them. Scared the crap out of me the first time. Then I thought - that was so easy, why do people complain...?

[@Boogledigs]

The reason crocodiles don't swim there is because they hide behind the bushes and eat swimmers as they come out of the water.

[@georgealderson4424]

7:84.....and gorillas for glue and tape!

[@chaoticinkinc.3145]

"Deer can't read" No, but they do recognize pictures of themselves.

[@READINGSCARESIDIOTS]

Here’s your sign!

[@waltermessines5181]

ICY... took a bit...

[@merlinathrawes746]

5:46 Is this the restaurant comedian John Pinette was talking about in his act? From the sign and his act, they have something in common.

[@akeeperofoddknowledge4956]

Okay, you might have think about this one: years ago there in was an on-ramp to the interstate. There was a huge cornfield right beside it and there was a sign placed at the entrance of the on-ramp angled in such a way that you could see the cornfield behind it. It rrad- Yield Ahead.

[@otakubancho6655]

No buffalos are killed for their wings,the grow back like lizard tails.😏😏😏

[@alicewilloughby4318]

😂😂😂

[@moderndayheresy]

More please 🙂

[@patriciaberry4630]

When I moved to Texas we came upon a sign. And I asked my son why is that sign there, he said he had never noticed it. So I'm laughing because it is a dead end road and you can only go right or left. But the sign says no forward traffic. What was funny is that there was nothing there but lots and lots of trees about a foot apart.

[@rayodell8213]

I got to say the sign that comes up at 28.53, is the warning to drivers that the over 80's not naked leapfrog event is taking place down that street 😂😅😮

[@justmusic7434]

3:10 wait wait wait. is that a telescreen from 1984 by George Orvell?

[@annapatton4544]

23:25 - employment nowadays - alive? hired!

[@markkukowski3710]

You think the "Magic Roundabout" is something? I live in PA near the Avoca airport and they recently built a roundabout near the entrance, But it was too small for trucks - So they built another one right after it - THE SAME SIZE!

[@Finnec123]

"I can chop anything" is the stupidest sign ever. Bring him a tiny tiny screw and collect $400. But he'll probably find a dumb excuse.

[@kbramlett6877]

Actually, he might thank you for returning one of the screws he is missing.

[@toysvilltvstudios2.072]

Proof that people are trolls.... 🤣

[@joannedj1]

16:56 Well, thank you, Captain Obvious!

[@joannedj1]

3:18 inspired by Metallica, perhaps?! 😂

[@joannedj1]

15:25 So notice that! 😂

[@ElayneBrant-d6y]

Oh man I can't stop laughing. The CVS sign is way funny. I think the pandemic had everyone so scared they weren't thinking straight.

[@athenathegreatandpowerful6365]

They still don't, it's gotten worse.

[@alexgerrits349]

6:44... I'm not buying the tire... I would bring him an intact one and make him prove it.

[@_Pixiara_]

I’d bring him a steel beam,lol. He doesn’t specify that he’ll chop it with his hands.

[@kbramlett6877]

@ 6:52 The I can chop anything is local for me.

[@kellifranklin9872]

The Bud Light sign made me laugh out loud. Excellent trolling.

[@roygoodhand1301]

16:10 aw, damn... the meeting ended 36 minutes ago.

[@georgejones3526]

6:06 - 12. Paying a decent salary.

[@alexgerrits349]

9:14... Why does he have a tie rod connecting his hip to his ribs?

[@annapatton4544]

oh, what is Colo Spgs PD slogan doing posted at 25:15?

[@joannedj1]

8:19 Violins is not the answer. 🎻 Nor is gratuitous sax. 🎷

[@macailynphares9922]

1:08 that's weird. I don't see Grampa Simpson anywhere

[@Dandelion0962]

This is why you are educated by the preachers.

[@Lynda-oo7ey]

Where's Waldo?Now,I can find him!

[@micmul23]

0:22: 1st honest sign. 1:32: Books are still good for something in our digital age. 2:36: How to capture a good law abiding citizen. 4:20: But as soon as you look at it, one color is selected. 4:56: Saying "I disagree." would have been more polite but less logical. 8:01: ...and killing polyethylenes for bags. (This is becoming too long so I hit send despite being less than halfway through)

[@AnnaAnna-uc2ff]

Thanks

[@80Jay71]

If a psychosis took on solid form it would look öile those baggies with bhome-cooked sand...

[@alicewilloughby4318]

0:52 - Truth in advertising. 1:15 - This could have been solved with a simple period. Or an exclamation point might work even better. 1:55 - I don't know whether that's the Men's or the Women's, but either way, there's always some idiot who will try to pee or poop in the hole, it not clearly told otherwise. 2:11 - "Psst! You haven't seen me, 'kay?" 2:26 - So nice when children take up gardening. 😀 2:58 - So they do claim to perform miracles! 5:25 - I'm never sure if questions like this are serious or jokes, but once again, Humans didn't evolve from Apes. Humans and Apes both evolved fro a common ancestor! 10:28 - Now THAT will bring in business! 17:43 - Obligatory pun about kangaroos "jumping" each other? 21:23 - Ain't that the truth! I think I got carried away with the comments.

[@johnrudy9404]

Hipsters😅

[@JP_TaVeryMuch]

3:50 The two how to use and what to wear signs are surprisingly not uncommon. I was shocked to discover a much more detailed one suddenly appear in the hospitals I have to go to in London. Apparently nobody has thought to tell the newcomers to Europe how to use our fancy pants toilets - you know, fancy because they're more than a hole in the floor. As for the no swimming costumes/beach wear in this house of God, again it's upsettingly necessary nowadays to remind tourists that yes the Duomo in Florence, say, welcomes visitors on holiday but please be considerate towards regular local churchgoers by dressing with a little thought. How would you like it if you were in the middle of a wedding/christening/memorial service and a load of sightseers in surf shorts and bikinis loudly burst in?

[@kbramlett6877]

Road closed for 15 years is correct. Why do you think we see signs that read "SLOW" Men working.

[@brucemoose9587]

sign should say: Men Working SLOW,, ha ha

[@nevermind5657]

What sub is this? 17:40

[@bainsworth8853]

2.35. youforgot a sign, NO Uturn

[@georgesakellaropoulos8162]

12:13, Does this only apply to people who are cockeyed?

[@robertweldon7909]

The very first time I ever saw a sign for "Waffle House" (24 hour restaurant) the "W" was burned out, making it the Affle House. I didn't eat there for years afterwards. Depending upon what kind of diet your on, it may have been a warning. ;-)

[@Hallands.]

12:20 Well, some used to call it „the one eyed jack", but still… Really?

[@reallyseriously7020]

And brown onions are clearly yellow.

[@wheelywheelygood]

The sign road closed for 15yrs how u get roads repaired so quick here people dont live long enough to see road repairs

[@TheAdwatson]

15:53 Wrong! The speed of light (in a vacuum) must be squared.

[@umbrellacorp.]

I need a sign. 7:24 No one cares, my wife takes forever shopping and I don't go telling everyone it's embarrassing.😠

[@ComedyClub1987est]

😍

[@erictaylor5462]

5:25 If you are a descendant of your grandparents, why do you have cousins? Same reason. Humans did not evolve from monkeys. Monkeys and humans both evolved from a common ancestor. If you want to tryu to debunk evolution, you should at least know what evolution is.

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

What are ''times signs''? Does even the AI know?

[@paulbalogh4582]

I wasted way to much time with this, worth it…

[@TheInkPitOx]

636 months is 53 years

[@Hallands.]

19:08 Please, someone help! What is this?

[@nopopkrap4]

at 0:31 , a threesome !!!!!!

[@brucemoose9587]

not sure,,, maybe something to do with the poor-know books in library?

[@jamesbrooke8237]

😅. L. 9😊

[@lynettemayhew1723]

The text is too small to read on many. Too bad😢

[@TheInkPitOx]

16:04 remind me not to visit

[@sylviastreet]

Don’t believe everything you think! I know people that should read this!

[@alexgerrits349]

I mean it's proper grammar, we all know the abbreviation for assortment IS ASS.

[@MrZajebali]

😅

[@TheInkPitOx]

5:17 I don't get it

[@brucemoose9587]

condom, cuz person dont want people who park terrible to have kids who will park terrible in cars

[@danielcunningham2394]

a police billboard in a pot field?

[@solitarybee3714]

Perhaps it's a pot field around the police billboard.

[@peterharley8408]

Congratulations - only about half your signs were on at least 3 other collections. Sadly they were the funnier half.

[@AnnaPondelik-wb2gn]

the signs are funny, but the subtitles ain’t. why don’t you leave them out?

[@TSG-Cars]

Sorry to say, but it's a shame that years ago you got millions of views, but now people don't stop and watch.

[@natwel1544]

The rating is lower because people pause

[@janel342]

I just LURVE this. I’m nearly 80, English, and just moved house after 40 years🤪you make me laugh out loud and remember what happy times I had working in ‘Merica. Thank you

[@takman2k]

Another reason for lower watching is the YTU(niverse) is flooded with signs and funny, usually copied and pasted by and from not the original owner.

[@BL-jt3qt]

Posted by someone with lots of time to just Photoshop signs.

[@creativesolution3]

How many of this signs are real? 2%?

[@rosainecalmeyer4428]

I don’t enjoy the comments

[@firstlast5068]

I don't understand the sad attempt at comedy in the yellow boxes below the images. We can do without those, thank you!

[@Bobrogers99]

Too many repeats.....

[@Happy-Honkey]

Dear bud light please see the be polite sign.

[@feralbluee]

NOT IN THE LEAST AMUSING. especially if someone you loved has just passed. it’s a horrible sign! i hope the one who thought it up gets what he deserves! he said it!! i bet they take it down then!

[@kellifranklin9872]

My mother passed away 3 days ago at age 78. She had a wicked sense of humor and would have laughed her butt off. Just like I did.