Bosses, What's Your Wildest Employee Complaint Story ?

[@lorisewsstuff1607]

I worked as a cashier at a grocery store. They hired a teenager to also be a cashier. She had a habit of disappearing. I was getting pretty annoyed when I was the only cashier and the line was getting really backed up. This happened on a Friday afternoon when the store was super busy. I stepped away from my register to look for her. She had folded herself up and hid in the cubby underneath the register and pulled the trashcan across so no one could see her. I told her to stand up and happily announced that her register was now open. A herd of annoyed customers descended upon her. In retaliation, she complained to our boss about me ratting her out to the customers. In doing so, she admitted to hiding instead of doing her job. Our boss was a really nice lady. She asked the cashier why she thought it was okay to hide instead of doing her job. "Because I don't like the customers, and I don't want to deal with them." The boss gave her another chance but kept a close watch on her. She quit a couple weeks later.

[@doll9340]

Why work as a cashier if she don't wanna work with people? She could have applied herself to other sections of the store like stocking and let a person who would actually run the register be a cashier and help you out

[@Bp-tp6kp]

The audacity of her lol

[@horseluver4ever623]

When I worked for Chick-fil-A, our breaks were 20 minutes, and we couldn't bring our own food or leave. You HAD to eat there. I do not miss that place.

[@SewardWriter]

I do not want to picture a coeliac or vegetarian working there.

[@horseluver4ever623]

@@SewardWriter Or someone with a peanut allergy. They cook the chicken in peanut oil.

[@adamb89]

That gas price one reminds me of a couple years ago in Rancho Cardova they misplaced a decimal point and charged 69 cents a gallon instead of 6.99. They lost 16 grand before they fixed the error.

[@spykewyn8395]

Nice

[@keikannachan]

I think the Jorts (& Jean) 'racial profiling' story fits here. For those who don't know Jorts is one of two office cats and is orange (Jean is the other she's a tortie). The racial profiling is the one orange braincell stereotype. One coworker took offense of another coworker saying Jorts is stupid.

[@SewardWriter]

That poor sweet potato.

[@OddHornedNinja]

Good sir i was eating when the poop story came up. I was enjoying my food and bam now i have this vivid image of the poop and half a turkey club to still finish.

[@SewardWriter]

I have most of a bowl of creamy grits.

[@tyvulpintaur2732]

The poop....There's not enough brain bleach in the universe to unsee that image.

[@adamb89]

A year or two before lockdown I worked in an office where on two separate occasions I had to enter a facilities request to have someone come in and deal with a turd like that. I don't know who did it, but it looked like an arm reaching up out of the water. It was literally the width and length of an Arizona iced tea can. This completely immobile cylinder of crap.

[@SewardWriter]

I was eating when that came up! CREAMY GRITS!

[@melaniemills4505]

I cannot mentally fathom how anyone could pass a poop like that and be okay. 🤨

[@adamb89]

​@@melaniemills4505 When you say the word "poop", your mouth makes the same movement as your butt. The same is true of "explosive diarrhea." And in this guy's case, he must've been singing opera.

[@malindamilton-cantey1890]

Some of those made throw up in my mouth a little...so gross!🤢

[@grandshadowseal]

The poop story reminds me of a Still game episode (Scottish comedy series) of when big innes used Isa's toilet 😅

[@SewardWriter]

I was eating!

[@hayaq9991]

😂😂 ong the $hit story

[@Thickestdickest]

Next time give some warning when your going to talk about terds please

[@doll9340]

I don't think that's actually a thing. Especially when you're listening to his Walmart stories where it's mostly poop

[@jaredkennedy6576]

Story 6, sounds like she had her Movantic Moment lol

[@Resavian]

Steal $40 in wages from your employer and get fired, your employer steals thousands in wages from you... zero repercussions

[@CharlesGriswold]

Re: Turdzilla: There's getting a healthy amount of fiber, and then there's that. Did the woman eat trees or something?

[@Boykissercentral]

the boy kisser knows where he is at all times, he knows this because he knows who he isn't kissing, by subtracting who he is kissing from who he isn't kissing or who he isn't kissing from who he is, whichever is greater, he obtains a difference or deviation, the femboy subsystem uses devations to generate corrective commands to drive the boy kisser from a boy he isn't kissing to a boy he is kissing and arriving at a boy he wasn't kissing to a boy that he now is. consequently, the boy that he is kissing is the boy who he wasn't kissing

[@kim-ff2qw]

Please stop reading the tldr since you actually read the story, and you read it before the story essentially ruining the story 😔

[@doll9340]

The tldr is for people who can't be bothered to listen/read the story. It's like a warning of "hey this is gonna happen so you can continue or you can skip over it"

[@SomeRandomKydd]

Most, if not all, of these stories are repeats.

[@doll9340]

Yes most of us know this. Especially since he's running two separate channels (Mainly and Mostly) honestly I wish he would go back to reading the subReddits instead of these ask Reddit

[@radiofusion5323]

Second comment Also beep