Bottled Water Tier List

[@gigguk]

Finally, someone who understands not all water is created equal.

[@strippedsweater]

I will be the first to comment... I have been given the power!

[@jmr10s16]

spring water the best water

[@allknowing-s7i]

i

[@Dakurlz0740]

It’s all about the acquired taste in the synergy of the minerals combined with the smoothness of the h20

[@Levin-k9t]

I honestly like smart water

[@finleyisraarfraser8579]

He always sounds like he commited his whole life on the topic he talks about.

[@cowman3449]

Ikr

[@Sebastian-yr7jr]

thats why everyone believes him to the fullest

[@anisomniac5931]

He's very trustworthy.

[@ojaspathare2295]

😂😂😂 true

[@hel2727]

he knows his way with words, I've never heard more specific jokes or roasts than charlie comes up with

[@SavoOnYT]

Charlie: “Where are they sourcing this water from?” Matt: “Hell”

[@SephTheHuntress]

Would be accurate if it's sourced from Michigan.

[@TheFoundationDatabase]

This guy kinda looks like Charlie but he’s got a black t-shirt instead.

[@glassypup]

It's Jesus

[@ineedabreak6063]

Black?

[@sker1009]

Black Jesus

[@credulousrbt894]

Charlie Black

[@marcov5219]

Charlies dark twin

[@kareamalaa1510]

Charlie wears so many white shirts when he is wearing a black shirt it looks like a suit on him

[@MasonNat]

Caught me way off guard

[@johnmitchell15]

@J Dude why

[@ok-ek4sf]

@@portugeese_man_o_war You are so incredibly funny

[@socketyellow3]

@@portugeese_man_o_war what you mean? He’s always been wearing black shirts

[@remastered6825]

I am awesome 🦵👁👁🦵

[@piknos3381]

Black shirt Charlie is the next form of white shirt Charlie when he's sufficiently hydrated

[@wolfganghuffman5467]

Underated comment lol

[@ashcetenbeets5644]

MoisterCr1tikal

[@hardballalphaskibidi]

He would have been 99% water wearing that

[@Artificially_Flavored_Human]

Or his evil twin

[@loganavers7364]

The has evolved cuz of all the Pokemon cards he has opened

[@stupidmemes4u2see59]

Fun fact: Dasani adds extra salt to their drink so you are immediately thirsty later, then they’ll make deals with movie theatre’s to only sell their water, so your in a loop of constantly buying their water

[@humanwhoexists5379]

I personally love smart water the best it really is refreshing and makes you not thirst

[@taywil2195]

The small amount salt in that water can't even make you thirstier. Stop being brain dead

[@Asarrrrrr]

As someone who is salt deficient I love dasani. I don't like how it makes me mouth dry tho

[@enolopanr9820]

bottled water is just a scam, it reminds me of the lorax where the dumb people spend money on bottled air

[@rapidrush6033]

I refuse to believe that dasani isn’t just ocean water that was filtered with a broken filter from the 80s, it’s honestly on that level of good for you as wel

[@grahamsherman99]

Surprised he didn’t turn them into wine and just start doing a wine tier list

[@peanutmadcow416]

XD he should do that tho

[@pangolinh]

dasani would be actual blood instead of wine

[@Benjamin_ireland]

sober man

[@schmooca]

ruined the very fitting 666 sorry

[@sparkz6349]

@@pangolinh it would be aids blood

[@krisventures6795]

There’s two Charles that we now can confirm exist, Charles white and Charles black

[@mekassah5288]

charles nigaa

[@WaterMelonCat37]

Unus Annus v2

[@ziggyhood3450]

@@mekassah5288, Charles in Paris

[@gavinwilsdorf9374]

White shirt Charlie is Jesus. Black shirt Charles is Satan

[@gunnar_k01]

@@ziggyhood3450 MY GOD

[@justlilly7653]

Charlie in a black shirt makes me feel so special, like he's at a wedding or something, it's a special occasion.

[@thatkid6401]

Holy crap he is always in a white shirt

[@necrothescistt8164]

@@thatkid6401 makes him look like Justin Whang

[@illusive4653]

dark side charlie

[@japanime555]

He’s going to a funeral because he’s SLAYING puss

[@ArthurMorgan-rdr2gta]

or a funeral

[@Justanotherpersonontheinternet]

I was at the airport, and because I hate the water they serve on the plane, I went to one of the little convenience stores that they have near the gates, and I had the choice between Aquafina and Evian. I obviously chose Evian bc that shit slaps 30,000 feet in the air.

[@pbabiesinspace6112]

Hahaha. 21 people got your joke sir and/or mam.

[@ricardovilleneuve8662]

Yeah dont drink water from the plane. Its literally hose water and the tank can sit hours in the sun sometimes because the guys are busy with the luggages.

[@Scp-wh2qe]

ok

[@Ilivepuppys]

@@ricardovilleneuve8662 old comment but I wanted to say if anyone orders water on a plane they should be labeled as insane, at least get some type of soda or something at least than it will taste slightly better

[@tatherva7387]

Context for the zero people who still care: Poland is a place in Maine. Maine is notorious for naming townships after other random locations around the globe. There's also Belfast, Norway, Paris, Rome, Naples, Sweden, Peru, Mexico, and China, all towns or villages in Maine. Also the population is mainly (heh) french.

[@priestfans6554]

Don’t forget New England. Not the same thing obviously, but the Massachusetts/Maine area absolutely.

[@Apple13556]

Tn6guy

[@willhersey3884]

Damn im from maine and forgot about china lmao

[@GnosticAtheist]

My nation is a town in Maine? Huh...

[@xskarjewelsx6128]

i have lived in maine my whole life getting ready to move....cant wait this place sucks

[@N0PH0B14]

He's rating water. You could say he is... *Moist Critical*

[@bmanhorn9909]

Hahaha thank you that was great

[@KeyInC21]

That is the worst joke ever but it’s clever and it works and it is a good pun. Have a thumbs up kind sir

[@basketball4261]

Take my like idiot

[@aakashdusane]

if this comment doesn't blow up, I'll lose faith in humanity

[@darklegion3693]

@Shungite of stupidity ok. Edit: curiosity killed the cat.

[@bruhify]

you know charlie's serious when he has the black shirt on

[@crewpup9481]

I like the name ngl

[@omni8568]

BRUH

[@arcs_05]

bruh

[@littlelady1969]

bruh

[@imacat4511]

bruh

[@avaangel777]

charlie: *wearing a black shirt* “im all dressed up today”

[@clubcart4976]

yup 😌

[@jacobhiggins2356]

*proceeds to wear white shirt while testing the water*

[@sunnysanjo]

I never noticed that in most of his videos, Charlie has some sort of white t shirt on

[@gothamboys3077]

Jacob Higgins pretty sure he pre recorded it

[@prod.deathwish]

@@sunnysanjo you just now noticed 😂

[@SacredMilkOG]

Fiji- no disputes it's good and not just hype. Was excited to see how you felt about Evian... it's no Fiji for sure, very different. Evian is like drinking straight out of crisp snow. Personally I'd give it the A tier but I guess B is not so bad.

[@debrahennip2266]

​@@MadWatcher Damn really?

[@skitzthegemini]

“Aquafina: It might save your life, but at what cost?”

[@monkigaming8335]

I wouldn't give Aquafina to my plants.

[@razkable]

i love how they did this random ass poland spring but not crystal geyser?...and they did zephyrhills but not arrowhead or kirkland signatue springwell really?..sorry but do the waters people have heard of ....

[@thedash9783]

I have not heard of most of these waters except Poland spring smart water Dasani and Aquafina

[@PeterNjeim]

@@razkable He said he got them from the gas station, so brands like kirkland won't be there

[@tsumo1]

@@PeterNjeim Kirkland water is legit so good

[@KestrelTapes]

For a true and difficult challenge you should rank different flavored waters in the next vid

[@aperson6562]

when your replies are ful, of self promoters lol

[@lucasgrantismyrealname7634]

Oh hey

[@pablomylovemarryme3495]

@N-Word i love you daddy n word

[@AFed69]

@KestrelTapes i binge watched about half your videos

[@Canyoufeelthesunshine]

Nice

[@matthewhill6066]

This test is flawed, all of Charlie’s water turned to wine when it hit his mouth

[@nawaf6127]

Dasani didn’t cause it isn’t water its clear urine

[@eupheriaproductions2933]

Underrated comment

[@xxatomantxx67]

That’s where that rose-y hue must’ve came from.

[@WellBeSerious12]

@@xxatomantxx67 Who has red piss?

[@pelegthecynic9476]

@@WellBeSerious12 isn’t piss supposed to be red?

[@ziltoidtheomniscient2398]

As a North-Eastern US denizen, I'm honored that they reviewed glorious Poland Spring and appreciated its quenchiness.

[@cama9649]

Facts it’s really the best water on earth

[@vexial12]

@@cama9649nah second best. Zephyrhills is top tier

[@Tynado]

I've gotten so bored on youtube I've resorted to watching some dudes drink water. Still better than most content on this cursed site.

[@Region8gaming]

Lmao check out his other videos this is Charlie's youtube channel but he wasnt on this video, he looks like the guy with the black shirt

[@Number_27]

watch more, penguinz0 is one of my favorite youtubers

[@Tynado]

@@Number_27 dont worry I watch this guy a lot, just thought about what im watching. two dudes. drinking water.

[@biggiecheese3616]

"Some dudes" you know you're talking about Jesus himself right?

[@Nutstache]

Bro if Sir Charles is in the video I'm fucking watching it.

[@aceredoxgaming8561]

I like how Charlie considers a black t-shirt more dressed up than a white t-shirt

[@cob4446]

Because it is

[@mono-medulla]

Duh

[@theycallmezent9958]

meh i think he just picked up a random shirt and wore it like its any other day for the rest of the day

[@dandenaidis6662]

@shagbag913 *Visible confusion* *Confused screaming*

[@coltonmatthews3585]

@shagbag913 lol

[@okaywhat11]

As someone who genuinely drinks only water literally 99% of the time, I’m happy to see this topic taken seriously. The wine glasses add a touch of respect to the atmosphere and I’m here for it

[@alanwatts8239]

As someone who drinks only coke literally 99% of the time i am utterly insulted by this.

[@mpgodjr]

@@alanwatts8239 Sucks to be you

[@bookthefreak]

@Dennis Jeffrey Pippen its carbonated water and not water so (pls don’t take this seriously)

[@nesamdoom]

@@alanwatts8239 How dare anyone drink something that's not disolving them from the inside.

[@rick4214]

I agree with this comment, I only drink water mate.

[@Duckus]

I just watched 2 grown men drink bottled water for 28 minutes straight

[@th3realestt__]

Ikr xD

[@naw4272]

lmao

[@terroah4132]

Yes. Yes you did.

[@kaehiway]

Best 28 mins of my life

[@brianmelancon2635]

Me too

[@LC-fx2lo]

In high school they only had Aquafina and Dasani in the soda machines, and honestly it was a choice between a migraine (Aquafina) or feeling more thirsty after drinking it (Dasani).

[@mikebarnes7441]

Bullshit

[@nathan7627]

@@mikebarnes7441 what?

[@windexsteve5855]

@@nothingnothing1799 the sodium in dasani makes you more thirsty

[@MrJoekinggiant74]

Great Value water does the same where it makes you more thirsty after drinking

[@strongmoose4937]

@@windexsteve5855 oh my god its a villainous scheme, they make you more thirsty so you will buy more water from them

[@John-doe955]

When I was in junior high I actually liked Dasani because it was better then the schools water. I later found out that our schools pipes were lead, and that Dasani was only good when compared to water from lead pipes older then most of the teachers.

[@sugarmackb]

I believe this.

[@jimborimbo4375]

@@sugarmackb honestly I expect nothing from schools they cheap out at all points

[@xerogravityy]

Only true sufferers of sad shtty school fountain water can relate to this 💀 So true though! A dasani vending machine was placed right next to our schools fountains , and it was really popular for this reason 😂 Who knew it was just less shitty water

[@sugarmackb]

@@jimborimbo4375 we literally had sewage from the bathrooms flood in front of the lunch room like weekly at my high school

[@John-doe955]

@@sugarmackb we had something similar except it was our music room and not the lunch room, and the whole music room was carpeted and the smell got so bad they had to hire someone to do something about it, I’m not sure what as I had graduated by that point, but i think they had to tear it out due to health issues, same with the lead pipes if I recall correctly.

[@safiandmarcodishoutonmovie590]

My dad used to get mad that I got a different water like Ice Mountain or Fiji and he'd be like "Why can't I drink Dasani!? There's no difference!"

[@yoda2495]

I'd say Dasani is the only one that's different. Too mineral-y

[@flordelizhawk358]

@@yoda2495 probably because it contains salt.

[@kennethgrey7829]

Ice Mountain is my go to water.

[@safiandmarcodishoutonmovie590]

@@kennethgrey7829 mine too now!

[@Mojave_Ranger_NCR]

Except Dasani is one of the only waters that makes you feel thirsty after drinking it lmao

[@okaywhat11]

Love how they had the wine glasses as a backup if Charlie accidentally turned that water into wine

[@galacticfeline5047]

HAHA

[@r011ing_thunder6]

This should have had a few thousand likes this is actually funny

[@kingofgrim4761]

@@r011ing_thunder6 there’s a comment similar from a year ago but this was a good spin on it

[@CoolManSwag.]

Lol

[@kodachromic]

HHAHA

[@happybroski2112]

Fun fact: unlike most of the other water bottles, Dasani actually has an ingredient list: water, sodium (yes, the sodium that makes you thirsty to begin with)

[@cherryy4639]

Yes but it’s still stripped of its nutrients real water is supposed to ha d 3 main ingredients and 5 in total. People get mad when other tell them the water they have been drinking is bad. They pull the whole “well I’ve been drinking it for years and I’m fine” lol why would you be okay with companies lying to you about what’s in your body 😂🤦‍♀️

[@mikemike9438]

It’s water you clown

[@cherryy4639]

@@mikemike9438 me or the guy?

[@user-gk4jp6lt2b]

No wonder my thirst never feels quenched when I drink Dasani.

[@cherryy4639]

@@mikemike9438 oh...I see what your saying it doesn’t need an ingredient list bc it’s water. But actually it’s suppose to water doesn’t have “ingredients” but it has minerals. The minerals that’s in water needs to be stated. In the nutrients list and the reason why deer park and the rest don’t have it is bc they stripped the water of it’s minerals....

[@BLK_MN]

“I’m dressed up today.” *wears long sleeve black shirt instead of short sleeve white* I guess Charlie isn’t targeting the baseline consciousness anymore.

[@Signaem]

Jaja i get it

[@Atharva5720]

@Alexandre Crevier i suppose that is his right hand unless the footage is mirrored.

[@JD-yn8ce]

i get it ;)

[@ezrato]

Came here to see Fiji Water get it's deserved acclaim and you didn't disappoint

[@manefame4681]

Charlie wearing a black shirt is literally as rare as a solar eclipse

[@mdc9124]

“literally”

[@yeeyee9294]

Solar eclipses happen 2-4 times a year, Charlie wears black t shirt less than that lol.

[@wusu8828]

@@yeeyee9294 its more rare,like a blue moon

[@unwantedguest8431]

@@mdc9124* latirely*

[@mrworm285]

@@wusu8828 a blue moon happens once every blue moon. He wears black shirts even less than that.

[@highimdamon7101]

“Look at how clear the water looks, I could see the future from here” -Charlie

[@TheCopyNinja106]

Such a wise man, beyond his years most definitely

[@shirakiparis]

everybody’s talking about the black t-shirt, but was anyone else bothered by that strand of hair tucked into the wrong side of charlie’s hair part

[@StankyVal]

Yes I was

[@carsofsouthernmaryland4066]

I wasn't until you mentioned it....

[@sheikhmohsin57]

Absolutely.

[@ilikelobsters.2376]

I havent seen a black tshirt comment tho

[@Master_JM]

Why couldn't I have read this after I finished the video

[@BandannaBread]

I'd love to see a blind water taste test. There will be some difference, but the mind does play a factor as well

[@MarrowBerries]

Aquafina is the type of water you buy while at a concert dying thirsty and it BARELY quenches your thirst

[@bush_kit]

Are you a Hutu or a Tutsi? When I drink from a water fountain I let the water come out for a few seconds to blast the bacteria out and then I drink it

[@ordinarytwat69]

you only take 2 drinks and find it in the back of your car 3 months later

[@Lukzzzzs]

Also it can cause cavities

[@handson4580]

@@ordinarytwat69 oddly accurate

[@jxckhxncho7121]

That’s kinda disgusting and scary if you think abt it

[@ilungelo]

0:09 "I'm dressed up today because-" I love that not wearing a white shirt is classified as dressing up for Charlie

[@anarchygecko1605]

fancy boy

[@theradiantdehd3997]

I’m convinced Black Shirt Charlie is actually White Shirt Charlie’s evil twin that locked White Shirt Charlie in the closet after he filmed all the taste testing.

[@alexdef3063]

Kingdom hearts be like :

[@StarWarsftw12]

THE LORE

[@dontpinme9321]

U cant just lock away god

[@bottlechief3468]

@@dontpinme9321 However, an another god can.

[@theradiantdehd3997]

@@alexdef3063 And Charlie’s clones, puppets, heartless, and nobodies must be destroyed through the power of light and friendship with Disney (Trademark) characters in order to destroy the darkness in Black Shirt Charlie’s heart!

[@squishyturtles1648]

As a man from the northeast I appreciate the respect for Poland springs fairly priced quality water.

[@SquillyBR]

The last catastrophe of 2020 is Charlie wearing a black t-shirt.

[@yanfei7782]

Charlie is the white t-shirt.

[@toxic_Zerk]

I was waiting for someone to say something 😂

[@karatedrew4451]

@@yanfei7782 he’s talking about when Charlie ranks the thing not when he drinks.

[@bilalhussain6321]

Shade is slipping through

[@yanfei7782]

@@karatedrew4451 I don't know what that has to do with what I said.

[@margareth2320]

When covid first started and everyone was pillaging the grocery stores I remember walking down the water aisle and everything was bare not a single pack to be found and then at the very end there was like a fully stocked untouched section of Dasani

[@MikeyDL69]

I bought water early on so I wouldn’t have to buy Dasani.

[@meat1031]

@@maxitaxi6484 tap water is literally poison esp in some states where even the government says nah fam you’ll shit ur brains out

[@frizzyduke6039]

Me and my friend were grocery shopping and water and toilet paper were restocked. 2 minutes later all of its gone

[@Turtlelover69827]

Some lady harassed me while I was pulling a water pallet out and she got pissed off when I told her she couldn’t buy the whole thing ( because we were limiting shit ) and this bitch tried to take my whole pallet with the pallet jack. 😩

[@yourex-wife4259]

Plenty of Fiji!

[@HawksNestYT]

I can’t believe they didn’t do Voss as well

[@Josh-xm4cp]

voss is the best

[@jbibl6109]

Wtf are you doing here 😃

[@silent6777]

OR ARROW HEAD

[@THEWATER3UCKET]

Voss isn't at any has stations I've been to.

[@_sanchez8166]

Fr I even had the glass Voss bottles and they were the best

[@TheFirstCurse1]

I love that they probably were sitting and joking around like "We should make a bottled water tier list" and it turned into comedy gold.

[@aidenmcclain9400]

You've forgotten my favorite water Great Value Purified Bottled Water

[@inari9425]

You've already earned a sub

[@crimbouttagetit3854]

shits gonna taste like liquid mayo lol

[@deathgun4638]

Taist like plastic to me

[@CeLeb144]

I like Sams Walmart water, the bottles hold more water.

[@guydude439]

Food Lion be handling out God's Sweat in bottles

[@officialsubzero3252]

No wonder this man can’t stand spicy stuff. He tastes everything in water. If there was a single cell in that water he would notice it.

[@th3realestt__]

Lmao

[@iiomqfaderz]

Bootleg Erina from Food Wars

[@noe4354]

i mean most people can do both

[@solierafromtheultrareconsquad]

Dude I hate it when I find an amoeba in my water.

[@wat5709]

“It’s not even refreshing, it’s making me thirsty” LITERALLY EVERY BOTTLE OF AQUAFINA AND DASANI

[@snapdragsundae2826]

Dasani is a coke product, I believe, and they add a higher concentration of salt to dehydrate you as a bid for you to buy more.

[@mikehunt4830]

@@snapdragsundae2826 dasani is just tap water

[@wat5709]

@@mikehunt4830 nah I’d rather just drink water out of my tap than Dasani. Don’t insult tap water by saying it’s on the same level as that shit

[@Isaw1117]

I believe my city has been known for its water...our tap water is great and compared to the city 3 miles away on the state line it’s gold standard. And it’s way better than Aquafina.

[@bluemrgutsy8351]

@Luke Cole are you serious?

[@Kwip_]

You know shit's real when Charlie is wearing a different colored shirt.

[@EpicAwesomesauce]

Guys don't worry. Charlie just has his dark mode on.

[@YFM_bluc]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@lilporky8565]

Wrong video?

[@Dimushroomitri]

@@lilporky8565 no, he was talking about his black shirt

[@lilporky8565]

@@Dimushroomitri He's wearing a white shirt in this video, so I don't know what you're talking about.

[@luffyguy6000]

“It does look like another high quality PIECE of water”

[@bpouelas]

A fine slice of hydration

[@blazingbowman9295]

@@bpouelas a bit of the element, H20 I'd say

[@baizu6936]

@@ImNotCleve Cheerio Cheerio move on I must inhale this specimen

[@aperson0001]

@@baizu6936 Quality water i must say, very delicate and fine

[@baizu6936]

@@aperson0001 this substance which makes up 70% of my body is going to be digested by way of entrance through the nostril region

[@mcgalllavich]

*Wears anything other than white tee* "I've dressed up today"

[@xenxkisu]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sHm5fHunfNufebM

[@sczln]

He took the time out of his day to make his outfit don't judge him

[@mcgalllavich]

@@sczln you are right, I've been too harsh

[@mariepayann]

The reason that you feel thirsty, or after you drink, Aquafina and dasani is because they have large amounts of salt in them for water, and that’s why they sell it in amusement parks to make you thirstier and make you buy more.

[@TwiinArrmageddon2]

YES!!! THIS!! IVE BEEN FUCKIN TELLING PEOPLE THIS AND THEY NEVER BELIEVE ME

[@agentorca1241]

@@TwiinArrmageddon2 SAME

[@anintellectualgamer5761]

I agree.

[@scrisped]

Dasani and Aquafina is just processed tap water lmao

[@tdog9683]

Cap

[@mikeroseiii]

Dasani and Aquafina both taste like they’ve been in a water gun for 2 years

[@elanaashley6531]

I actually got food poisoning from arrowhead water. Contacted the company and they acted like this was a normal complaint and tried to send me coupons for their water as an apology. Will never touch their products again.

[@waterbottle5332]

I will note that when getting water bottles at walmart, sorry you had to go through that

[@BlurroBlue]

@@waterbottle5332 I drink your people everyday

[@cavaliothorson7755]

They were talking about how bad Aquafina and Dasani is, but Arrowhead really takes the cake. And then Crystal Geyser taste like it gets bottled straight from the stream.

[@vetbaitednv]

@@cavaliothorson7755 arrowhead is the best water i ever did try

[@cavaliothorson7755]

@@vetbaitednv Well... enjoy it because I won't touch Arrowhead.

[@twissky8796]

“I’m all dressed up today” *literally changed from a white shirt to a black one*

[@RustyShacklefordReal]

His fanciest shirt

[@alexrichenderfer3985]

Do not be fooled, for this is the mystical and evil, black shirt Charles, he is here to prevent you from knowing about blue spring living water. The one true best water on planet earth.

[@spydertekd9370]

So I’m other words: he was completely and totally correct.

[@paradiche8925]

😆😂🤣

[@thatoneguy4701]

A simple guy, nice

[@gapperg818]

I love how Charlie’s definition of dressed up is just changing his shirt

[@two3470]

You know a man like Jesus Christ himself cannot change how hot he is

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

@@two3470 a humble man dresses humbly

[@PickledPete-u7f]

My friends always think I’m crazy for knowing water tastes different

[@mycoachknowsthesheriff]

Some water is just yucky and people don’t realize that they’ve been drinking yucky water until they have tasted good water

[@Freaky_Kroger_Guy]

I realized it was yucky to start out with

[@jewlsfromtheroot9k249]

Alkaline, cucumber mint water

[@gunnf1re329]

facts like bro washington water ugh so goood

[@angelpineda9963]

I just realized my water tasted super yucky and still have a whole case that I need to drink

[@turtle_6067]

My water sucks ass bu it’s really cheap so i guess it is what it is

[@laylatowry1452]

No one: Little kids pretending to drink alcohol:

[@oldreaddy3341]

Vodka.

[@eruptxve2023]

@@oldreaddy3341 Guess what, you wouldnt believe it, Vodka is alcohol

[@oldreaddy3341]

@@eruptxve2023 Well no shit sherlock. Vodka just so happens to look like water.

[@bubbasvega2316]

@@oldreaddy3341 you lost this one bruh F

[@Livecuhreaction98]

"where do they source this water?" "Hell."

[@zGoldenHawk]

it's from the damned souls tears

[@Tokiko]

What a bunch of lunatics. Don't they know you can't put water in the Nether?

[@zGoldenHawk]

@@Tokiko cauldron have the power

[@aa01blue38]

@@zGoldenHawk That explains the taste, those cauldrons are probably rusty

[@joshuas3265]

Neuvillette watching: “Delectable.”

[@charlenehuegel3607]

Dude, I'm 60 years old and love your channel! Thank you for all the creative energy and time you put into this.

[@trickedandtrolled]

wholesome comment

[@DeathDealer_1021]

Charlene 💀 In all seriousness, it's nice to see a boomer who isn't an asshole.

[@dillpick240]

Lol

[@vulkar9754]

@@dillpick240 lol

[@hazzesanimations8212]

@@dillpick240 lol

[@theroman2130]

The only times I’ve ever drank a bottle of Aquafina or Dasani is when visiting a theme park. Overpriced garbage.

[@Guineapigs_181]

The only time I've ever had aquafina or dasani is those tiny 1 cup bottles you find in school lunches, or at amusement parks for like 3$ per, or at a bad event like a 7th grade school dance, or a halloween party hosted by some douchie 17 year old.

[@emrahalien2972]

i like both and i think there my favorite water.

[@emrahalien2972]

@@Guineapigs_181 i like both and i think there my favorite water.

[@Guineapigs_181]

@@emrahalien2972 I'm not saying you can't like it, I'm saying that i personally think it tastes like shit, and would rather drink half-decent water, but if you like it, good for you, you could live like the other homeless people who cant afford good water

[@georgeevans3535]

bro whatever you do don't search "i live in a gay bar" on KZbin dont

[@Darith926]

Ok, I want to, nay, I NEED to tab in here. I've worked as the dedicated stock clerk for the water section of a grocery store, and while working that position: I made it my sworn duty to learn what water is good, bad, and the best. I wanted to have accurate opinions ready to go the moment any customer felt brazen enough to subscribe to the angry newsletter that is my mouth. So here's what I learned: Water falls into 5 categories: Purified, Spring, Mineral, Distilled, and Tap. If you want to make your decision easy as pie, here's how those 5 categories rank: Distilled < Tap < Purified < Mineral < Spring. Now, putting Spring above Mineral may upset some folks, and putting Distilled BELOW Tap may just sound insanely stupid, but here's the facts folks: Distilled water is water that has been robbed of everything that isn't water. This may sound good at first, but it also means taking out vital minerals and bacteria's which our bodies need to survive. There's a category of water called Akaline which I have deemed unworthy of being called water. Why? Because it's not water. You heard me: Anyone who's been drinking those "Akaline 10+!" bottles has NOT been consuming water. Natural water has an akaline score of 7-9. This is also the ideal range for our bodies. Some scientific idiots decided it would be smart to use electrodes, (or something), to alter water into a higher akalinity. Artificially manufacturing 10+ water like this is outright criminal, as it makes the water unhealthy when consumed in sizable amounts, (even our daily gallon). People have spread myths about it "preventing cancer", and preventing is a funny word for something which might actually cause it. Distilled water might as well be treated just as bad. Choosing to drink Distilled is like choose to eat Sand for the rest of your life. You won't be getting the nutrients you need. Tap is worse than Purified, but not by much in terms of taste. Purified has a DISTINCT flavor profile. I can drink ANY bottle water, whether it claims to be Spring, Mineral, or Purified, and I can tell you if it's Purified, Spring, or Mineral. Each of these categories is distinct in profile, and Purified just tastes bad when you compare it. So, what makes Spring better than Mineral? Well, once again, here's the facts: Mineral water is, quite simply, a denser version of Spring water. See, Spring water is called "Spring" because it comes from natural springs. These springs, as you may have guessed, have rocks and minerals lining them. All Spring water has a unique combination of minerals from the Spring it came from. This means EVERY brand of Spring water, (assuming it's not Purified. I won't name which brands sell themselves as Spring when they used Purifiers on their water), has a different taste; so it's worth trying them all to see which particular spring speaks to your taste buds. Mineral Water is that, but more. It comes from springs running deep in the earth. Places where the water is so filtered through minerals in the earth that it takes on a sharper profile. Mineral water is the Carbonated drink of nature, and that's what makes it a popular choice for people wanting to drink healthier. But wait, I said Spring was better. If Mineral water is just a different flavor profile, then how is Spring better? You may have guessed already, but for the reverse reason that Distilled is a bad choice: Too many minerals can be unhealthy. GRANTED: Mineral water will be a HELL of a lot better than soda or sparkling water. You can't even compare carbonated drinks to water. They're just awful. Still, at the end of the day: Spring is the happiest middle ground between Distilled having nothing in it, and Mineral having perhaps too much. Now, my personal preference for the best Spring water you can buy? I haven't watched this video yet, as I didn't want Critical's godlike charisma to sway the truth in an unholy direction, and so without further ado: The absolute best bottled water that I could try from the shelf of my grocery store, (Yes, I tried them all to find the best), iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis: Acqua Panna Seriously, if you're a connoisseur like me, and you haven't tried Acqua Panna: Get on it. My brother-in-law is a fellow Water lover, and every year I get him a bottle of Acqua Panna as a Christmas gift, and he jumps at it every time! (He used to be a Fiji fan, but now he's tasted what the BEST Spring water tastes like :P) Edit: I started Critical's video here, and I saw that he doesn't have Acqua Panna present... Miserable cur!

[@baysideleader3554]

Wow

[@leowpeyyi8905]

Underrated comment

[@phaecneom1984]

Not gonna read that but good job

[@alexthewrecker4666]

Great comment

[@jakequirk404]

Had acqua panna served to me at a Brazilian steakhouse in a chilled glass bottle, it was a fine gift

[@mikebarnacle1469]

I thought it was just a joke but like half way in I started to become convinced... I've been living like a savage my whole life drinking any low grade water that comes my way

[@kingkitryne]

all water tastes different and no one believes me 😭 welcome to the water sommelier club

[@Kable10]

Should've done it without the bottles so you had opinions without bias

[@floobiegoobie7931]

Shut up

[@MinecraftyBoi]

@@floobiegoobie7931 honestly

[@andrewdavis4295]

Jesus has no bias

[@spacecadetrl]

woosh

[@brycenhasacat9582]

Jesus hates aquafina

[@NorteXGame]

I'm still questioning why Poland Springs is not available in Poland.

[@osucarry1411]

That's like asking why Kinder Buenos isn't in Spain

[@liamryan7239]

Comes from Poland, Maine (And other places in Maine)

[@joecoco8668]

@@liamryan7239 poland spring water is goated for being its price

[@MultiSteele14]

They know they are nothing compared to the real deal, like taco bell in mexico.

[@AndrewT34pot]

This is the comment I was looking for

[@decadense5738]

*This is the Moistest Tier List of All Time*

[@suecli8131]

Best word play ever

[@cruxredux7938]

until the fleshlight tier list pops up

[@decadense5738]

@@paradiche8925 just like ya momma hmu getting real old

[@DebatableSnowman]

By the moistiest of men too

[@hahaimasheep3736]

Wdym? Is water wet?

[@bageltime8983]

This is kinda the most important tier list on this channel,because the king of moisture is rating how good moisture is.

[@zachperchard4596]

my grandmother drank aquafina daily. she also died from throat cancer. personally, i think the two are connected.

[@RobotWaffles]

Am I high or does your pfp move each time I scroll the screen? It's only when my brightness is low.

[@zachperchard4596]

@@RobotWaffles yeah it might

[@WanderTheNomad]

@@RobotWaffles things are supposed to move when you scroll the screen

[@Dog_Bark_]

@@RobotWaffles same for me

[@omni8568]

@@RobotWaffles wait how does it move?

[@TheQuesti0nnaire]

As a kid I one time got Fiji water and for weeks I'd use that bottle but with tap water because I thought I looked fancy. I definitely looked fancy

[@ashtar3876]

Oh it looks fancy as fuck

[@mentaIl]

you're not wrong, it looks really fancy

[@rizwanasir6587]

Same

[@Ghoosteny]

Damn you're right

[@josephjoestar5823]

Damn, that’s a good idea

[@pyromaniac1441]

Incase anyone is wondering, "Silica" the stuff that is put in those little bags inside the Jerky bags. It is put in place to absorb the oxygen inside the jerky bag, and it is covered with "DO NOT EAT" signs all over it. Silica however, is extremely inert. The reason they say do not eat on the bag, is because there is a chance that the silica beads will get stuck inside your intestines and silica will not show on x-ray. So it can be a difficult and expensive process to remove. It will go right through your digestive system without any harm if they do not get stuck in your stomach.

[@murdercloak7578]

Thank you!!! That’s what made FIJI so good and why they enjoyed it so much. It’s funny how they were like “uh oh” to Evian when FIJI is practically liquid silica. That’s also why they enjoyed it so much because silica is what gives water that silky feel to it. They literally had the best water in the game on that table.

[@ominoussauce995]

GO GOOGLE THAT SHIT UP

[@mrllamas3660]

@@ominoussauce995 e

[@paradiche8925]

Silica taste like slime

[@ominoussauce995]

@@paradiche8925 why do you eat slime and silica

[@alexp8400]

I love that Dasani's ingredients state that it technically has two versions of salt in it. Salt is I'm assuming table salt, or salt of the like, and magnesium sulfate which is Epsom salt. Granted, Epsom salt isn't salt, but it has a very similar chemical compound as table salt.

[@exMuteKid]

It’s in the parts per million. So if it has 100ppm of Mg and like 300ppm of SO4 it’s around 400ppm of MgSO4 (epsom salt) I have a feeling I’m making a small mistake in the total ppm but it should be around that. It’s not enough to make any significant difference except for preventing it from absorbing minerals from the body like distilled water would.

[@chasehall1501]

I reside near where Poland springs is artistically created and I am here to inform it has nothing to do with the country of Poland or it’s people

[@PFgreenisthecolour]

Just say yes there’s a Poland Maine 😂, and they also bottle it in Hollis Maine too. They also source water from Massachusetts springs

[@chasehall1501]

pfcymbaline that would be very improper and the fellow water connoisseur‘s of this would would not be pleased

[@PFgreenisthecolour]

@@chasehall1501 😂 sorry for speaking the truth, I used to haul this water up and down the east coast

[@chasehall1501]

pfcymbaline you said the same thing I did just in a less aristocratic way of we water connoisseurs

[@kllaterall]

I’m really sitting here watching 2 grown men drink water for 30 minutes And I’m not complaining

[@phaecneom1984]

Kirkland water is the best

[@phaecneom1984]

Dont @ me

[@matttrooper6898]

No no, you watched two grown men drink water and form conspiracists about water for 30 minutes, and I am absolutely sold that coke is corrupting the water market.

[@imacoolkidlol5640]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5eWkHZjbK5ortE setadusucc

[@meowmonster]

@@phaecneom1984 your right I shouldn’t

[@commandpower1172]

The lore of Poland springs is there is a town in Maine called Poland which is where the company originally started getting their water from

[@onemaximusred8692]

Nice 👌

[@chrisidk3992]

Funneir to think the polish made it and amarica copied it

[@davidanderson7796]

It’s a cool town, my grandparents live right where they bottle the water and they get natural spring water in their showers and such.

[@mithicalmithrax8933]

@@chrisidk3992 cooked it

[@WallhacksYT]

actually there is a real Poland Spring lure, its that the there's no proof it even exist. Poland Spring water was bought by Nestlé and they've been sued multiple times for false advertising and collecting water from places near landfills, cemeteries, and even former human waste dumps

[@cygnus-nk3tz]

*the water expired charles*

[@TruthBehindTheLies]

Came to see his placement of Poland Sping and I'm very pleased. It's by far my favorite water

[@bigman3721]

Bruh verified comment and no replys

[@matthiasnm4279]

@@bigman3721 he commented 1 min ago lmao

[@impostorsus3835]

p

[@anthropomorphisis]

@@impostorsus3835 Nestle evil thnx

[@franky4892]

When I tried Poland spring it felt like Jesus himself was in the bottle but then Fiji came and that had 20 different gods in it blessed I'm just to lazy to correct fully but thanks for telling me read Patricelli

[@GororordSSJ]

Dasani is the only water that Charlie couldn’t turn into wine.

[@elizabethmorgan8026]

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT HE LOOKS LIKE JESUS

[@GororordSSJ]

@@elizabethmorgan8026 We don’t think he looks like Jesus, we believe.

[@Jaxonhandle]

Cause it’s not water, it’s below

[@onemaximusred8692]

@@Jaxonhandle it’s literally ugly water

[@eg8231]

Dasani is my favorite water🙁

[@Karnave]

As a man who only drinks tap water, this is highly important to me

[@DJFaNaTiiC]

Bro what. I hope you live in an area that has safe tap water. I’d rather die of thirst than drink LA tap water

[@wokepiscean4893]

@@DJFaNaTiiC I'd rather die than live in LA

[@punkystone]

@@DJFaNaTiiC in germany its pretty normal

[@OrbitalForce]

I've only ever drank tap water in my life so it made Evian water taste like a godsend

[@brigsmith949]

@@punkystone live on Lake Superior best tap water ever

[@Nepisalright]

recently went to disney and even in 96° F heat, i refused to drink a single drop of dasani (especially since there’s no point in drinking it if it’ll just continue to make you thirsty), i could only ever find occasional carts with smart water so i just had to pull through and drink that instead. it was torture.

[@aidan4624]

He genuinely creates a different atmosphere when he doesn’t wear a white t shirt

[@iwantsexseemyvideo1694]

გიჟი

[@kevinsteel7875]

That's how you know it's important. Everything is on the line. Everything.

[@hayazi96able]

It's very intense... and dramatic.

[@abbie4805]

He didn’t just wear a different color tee his hair was parted hella weird

[@xenxkisu]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sHm5fHunfNufebM

[@noahcantrun]

"Theres a little bacteria in there" Proceeds to drink it..

[@TheGoopiestGoopa]

Hahahaha I thought the same thing

[@lightbrand_]

You... do realize it was a joke right? Bacteria aren’t visible to the naked eye

[@nolan..]

@@lightbrand_ 😐

[@vix2353]

@@lightbrand_ I can already see you getting wooshed

[@lightbrand_]

@@vix2353 I can’t see it being a joke, the way they worded it was just not right for that

[@kumarsourav]

I was hoping for Charlie to ask for the scoville unit on those waters.

[@themetalmario77]

Dasani would have like 900k scoville units

[@cceres]

I used to get Fiji water as kind of a treat, just because I always feel a little bad about spending money on water for it's own sake. People look at me like I'm crazy when I say it's hands down the best water when there are so many better reasons to look at me like I'm crazy.

[@yannlongtinkahane4464]

I’m surprised my man Jesus didn’t accidentally turn the water into wine

[@Kiwiketz]

Thats why he wore the black shirt, with his white he would make it turn to wine without physical touch

[@user-bw4ec4bm2t]

UNDERRATED

[@user-bw4ec4bm2t]

@@Kiwiketz genius

[@regularjoe4613]

@@Kiwiketz not wine but Ketamine

[@Kiwiketz]

@@regularjoe4613 world record Ketamine*

[@mysticwolf1358]

it’s just so funny seeing two adult men staring intently at water through a wine glass

[@mr.niceguy777]

Then 1 million adults watch them watch water through a wine glass. Great times.

[@psychoticnight2682]

This happens daily.

[@gabr1elawesome]

You can tell Charlie's serious today. He's not wearing his casual white tee

[@samkee0]

Charlie Black

[@renxenos1273]

Charles black

[@leviathan7562]

I remember him wearing a black shirt only once before

[@blehmleper]

@@renxenos1273 ahahahaha

[@v1p3rrrrrrr]

Charles is black

[@RealMrMizter]

6:04 this is real, companies like Dasani and Aquafina add more salt to make you thirstier and buy more at places like the fair

[@loope_]

Damn I would never drink dasani water

[@elijahsisneros6861]

That's why I stopped drinking Dasani, didn't know that Aquafina was the same but I never liked it anyway.

[@quangamershyguyyz7166]

All water has salt in it.

[@pibionb6862]

My anatomy teacher actually claimed that the best waters are dasani and aquafina, she said anything else makes her nauseous. I dont know if I can take her anatomy classes seriously anymore.

[@NinKenD064]

I don't know what kind of being your teacher is when drinking liquid metal is the better option.

[@user-od9oj3pf7q]

She must be an alien trying to spread propaganda about the human anatomy saying that Dasani and Aquafina are good for the body to attempt to kill off the human population for her species' later invasion.

[@NinKenD064]

@21st Century Socialist Technically yeah. But the AMOUNT of metal is the problem here.

[@nightshade0o]

@@NinKenD064 atleast 10 iron ingots and im scottish so i have only had it once and it tasted like melted cold pennys

[@Anthony32126]

I work at a supermarket, and I have a few customers that swear by Aquafina and Dasani. I don't understand some people's minds.

[@ArthurMorgan-rdr2gta]

Jesus turned water into wine, Charlie Drinks water like it's wine

[@cypher838]

It turns into wine upon touching his tongue.

[@Ultrakilltree]

Expensive Jesus. Nobody knows that he's drinking wine unless he shows em'

[@phalanxphil9742]

Well said friend

[@random_user6956]

He turned it into white wine

[@yacookiesgone6044]

😳

[@JamesJames-br5gb]

"Wheres this water sourced from?" "Hell" *Add plays*

[@iwantsexseemyvideo4988]

გიჟ

[@peripateticguy55]

"Is that arsenic?" *ad*

[@ritawant988]

გფ ეს არის ძალიან მნიშვნელოვანი

[@shr3dl0rd17]

Yeah I got that and laughed so hard lmao

[@Cloudy-dr8dg]

Same, some ad that would make epileptic people start groovin'

[@kylerstrickler1750]

I love Matt so much lol he’s the perfect partner for Charlie’s madness

[@itsalexclark]

thanks for the reminder that videos can just be pointless fun.

[@MtnDew4828]

MTN DEW

[@mr.cringe7717]

This is what KZbin should be like, pointless fun!

[@SlashoftheGreatnessOfficial]

Thanks for the comment, Alex

[@bradleyryan4380]

Damn i forgot u existed used to watch u alot

[@twistedmfbrain3787]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5eWkHZjbK5ortE alex cark expo

[@logangantner3863]

Me: "This is the dumbest thing ever." Also me: *Watches the entire video with focus*

[@birdytay8231]

Ikr

[@johnnysilverhand626]

Uncultured swine. How dare you not acknowledge the different variety of water.

[@shadowzz7357]

That was my exact though but like for some reason I have a strange attraction to these ratings

[@camille0826]

Fun fact: Dasani’s “minerals” include salt which is why you get more thirsty. They use it basically as a marketing scheme so you can buy more

[@Riolupai]

Sounds like Nestle

[@bradf0rdyt421]

They might as well just bottle sea water then.

[@Waskomsause]

@@Riolupai Nah, Nestle has the scam of buying up water rights so you have to buy drinking water back from them.

[@catsareyes6446]

@@Riolupai Yeah but Nestle is on a Hitler level of evil.

[@mons3020]

And now water is moving up on the stock market to the status/ranks of gold and silver because of future fears of scarcity. It's so ironic because I could just go into a dollar general in some small town in Kentucky, and still get any selection of bottled water, even Fiji, but it, like so many other things, gets thrown out after a while for not selling.

[@Thatoneguy-ve7hd]

I love the fact that they are dissecting water is funny as heck

[@damienmaldonado9212]

I seriously just watched Jesus and a grown man drink water for 30 minutes

[@Jump-Man]

We get it man

[@am0r370]

yes 😌

[@thomasfin7225]

I’m surprised that water didn’t turn to wine

[@Tokloe]

*holy water

[@SheerSniper7]

This is probably the *moistest* meter he's ever done

[@cadepatton6418]

Water isn’t wet

[@hunterreece2387]

Is it

[@acw4power_388]

@@cadepatton6418 dang now I physically have to comment that that is wrong

[@samonsily1408]

@Floki Ab but water toughtces(i can not spell) water so that makes water wet?

[@JacobMartin]

Nice

[@BP25600]

Who is this man in Charles’ chair? Everyone knows he only has white tshirts

[@MattF]

Why am I seeing these comments. I have no idea what your talking bout. I hate reddit. What happened? Wrong KZbin channel buddy. Why am I seeing these comments. I have no idea what your talking bout. I hate reddit. What happened? Wrong KZbin channel buddy.

[@akman909]

@@MattF ? I honestly cant tell if youre a bot, and if you arent then why so offended? he does wear a lot of white shirts

[@themcking5987]

@@MattF ok

[@mikael_zammy]

@@MattF The paranoid schizophrenic has been accused of liking reddit by the voices

[@mychemicalimbalance_]

Oml right

[@korycard6187]

As someone who actually lives in Maine Charlie’s confusion about Poland springs had me on the floor