Bouncing on it in a manner that spawns coin balls (Ballionaire)

[@CableShock]

NL whenever there's something that will give him money: "In this house that's a skip"

[@BrianM_3rd]

Pogged out of my damn cranium for more Ballionaire. This game is my Cocomelon and I'm loving every minute of it, Jerry.

[@p3rcey]

NL comment section be like

[@fleacircus4408]

@@p3rcey How many tiers of meta can we sustain?

[@p3rcey]

@@fleacircus4408 millennial meta poster be like “holds up spork, even this frickin acronym brother”

[@chesterra]

@@p3rcey I doubt millenials reference Cocomelon.

[@Hella-cones]

+2

[@Leto_0]

Two bricks and a tree and he puts the jump rope at the bottom to help the anchors he values so damn highly

[@brainmaxxing1]

Dude the anchors piss me off so much wtf

[@somegeezer]

and hates teleports. Struggles to see a plan into the future. How each trigger will interact in the eventual full board.

[@manolobrinks]

he hasnt figured out jump rope brick, but he has found an infinite,,, this man's mind is unfathomable

[@mrrp405]

i think the difference is the figured out vs found

[@danktoastiekins9341]

We will never understand the inner machinations of the egg.

[@Mach10X]

Right I’m so confused. NL is one of the more intelligent streamers and usually gets this stuff figured out really quick, I hope he keeps playing like as much or more than Balatro. But darn is it painful as he seems to be struggling a bit on the ramp. Then again I’ve probably watched like 30 hours of Ballionaire content and put in a good 12 hours into the game myself. But c’mon man he learned the jump rope and how powerful it is from the very first tutorial level. Maybe NL needs to return to the tutorials and relearn some of the core concepts. NL, I love your content so please keep on keeping on with Ballionaire.

[@saltmountain]

And sleeps on whistles but gets investment bank.

[@votecthulhu9378]

@@Mach10X Have you seen him trying to figure out the Silent Hill Weight Puzzle?

[@mustard9933]

taking banana into seeing 3 agers and choosing none of them made me buy the game

[@juumm]

He has to be farming engagement

[@coleten_shafer5859]

it’s honestly the most profitable part of whatever publishers make off of NL’s interaction w/ their product

[@Nefariousbig]

@@mustard9933 never seen so many misplays from him before

[@beantreats]

the long con. got me to buy the game as well. not disappointed tho :)

[@marcelomol563]

Its like Cunningham's law, but instead of answers its just getting people to buy the game

[@adamwest7019]

Northernlion is like a man trying to make a fire who refuses to try anything but hit two rock together cause that worked once or twice in the past.

[@samial]

a lighter? no thanks, that’s a skip in this house

[@mrrp405]

@@samialHuge +2

[@bobboberson9138]

Coming to these comments for emotional support during the all piggy bonks with no coin spawners run.

[@somegeezer]

More like he saw the the two rocks work, and now refuses to use them ever again, instead hoping for the rain to light it this time.

[@samial]

watching him construct a teleporter setup directly at the top of the board just to get one coin ball from the wallet while putting all his jumpropes in the bottom row is turning me into the joker

[@Mach10X]

Dude is a straight up super genius at similar games but seems to be blind to this one for some reason. Here’s hoping he sticks with it through this uncharacteristically steep learning curve.

[@LiarJudas666]

this is the first game i’ve felt the effect. i try to not be judgmental but jesus christ man

[@Romanticoutlaw]

I just wanna watch the long legged guy busting it down

[@sergeant_sam811]

He is busting it down beyond physical comprehension

[@Blatt9Button]

Is there a way where one could watch the long legged guy bust it down?

[@sergeant_sam811]

@@Blatt9Button get the game and watch him for 1 hour and 59 minutes and then refund the game and do it again and again

[@zlumpgod]

Must live stream for bragging rights ​@@sergeant_sam811 Yeah bro we broke it down! 😂

[@singlenator9138]

so truueee joshua graham so true

[@manolobrinks]

"we cant move the bow" 11 charges of scotch tape staring him in the face

[@stovetopisland1860]

This is the most effective ad for a game I've seen in awhile

[@OmicronAwesome]

I love how he asks for help, then roasts the first person who responds for like 2 minutes before just doing whatever he was going to do in the first place.

[@SuperCaitball]

"why can't i reroll my starting choices?" >gets told exactly why >goes off on the chatter for talking about something "unrelated"

[@SexySkeletons69]

Ennel do be a little up his own ass sometimes. Too smart to be told, cuz he figures he knows better. And credit to him, usually he IS right, but I think he lacks some key perspective and is maybe overly judgmental about some things because of it.

[@gakulon]

Off topic, but as a fellow weirdo lesbian I love ur profile pic!

[@gravy3858]

@@gakulongrosssss

[@sagecolvard9644]

@@gravy3858 doubleplus unbased.

[@kadirbeneathmomoteh854]

@@gravy3858 what are you, twelve?

[@Deadlychuck84]

I'm legitimately impressed how he managed to place 4 ballmarts at the bottom and have balls only pass through the anchors for 90% of that run

[@Pedun42]

His ballionaire and bazaar gameplay is making me question if he's just 5d chessing some rage bait, but either way it's pure cinema.

[@aussieb5402]

Watching NL play this is as frustrating as those mobile ads. Overvalues anchors and puts jump ropes a mile away from bricks and trees.

[@william14able]

It’s almost like he knows the guy who made it.

[@LiarJudas666]

@@william14ablei don’t know if this is true but it doesn’t matter. he plays every game like this

[@kiiyll]

I can't wait for the end of the Ballionaire Pyramid arc. I really wanna see him play the Pinball map.

[@killmaim4]

if he ignores top hat again im really doing it this time

[@TheKreativity]

Doing what lmao

[@LiarJudas666]

@@TheKreativityIT.

[@TheKreativity]

@@LiarJudas666 doing what lmao

[@Max_JustMax]

4:33 we'll place it in no man's land. Proceeds to place it in the 2nd most valuable space

[@Shiftarus]

No mans land isnt land that has no value, its land that has no owner. Usually because it is being fought over by people that recognize its value and want to take it I think he was probably trying to say that it would see a lot of action, like somebody caught in no mans land during warfare.

[@killmaim4]

he would be a fascinating psychological study

[@harrywise2625]

first game i've watched him play where I'm shouting at my screen. Puts the bow where he'll never hit it then puts the tape at the top

[@TheMrMaffoo]

stopped the video and came looking for this exact comment lmfao

[@dbraska]

NL going through Isaac progression in Ballionaire. Piggy bonk=brimstone It’s a must use to win until he gets his sea legs and realizes the power of other things

[@LitCactus]

me when I'm bouncing on it in a manner that spawns coin balls

[@signls]

good one, +2

[@orangutan9492]

0

[@TheKreativity]

Why would you want coin balls

[@santifocus7432]

Gravity was discovered in 1666. Mfers in 1665: 11:21

[@blackmage1276]

Massive +2

[@loudiddly]

Does he just not want to read the top hat? He spends so many of his runs trying to spawn coins and completely neglects to pick it every time

[@Nefariousbig]

@@loudiddly he had me screaming. Man spent several minutes hyping up the coin generation strat and then ignores top hat...

[@bendeschutter1084]

How many runs will it take egg dad to understand basic probability theory so he stops building out the bottom of the map first?

[@wobblinthetree]

Quick! Someone buy him a Galton board!

[@Hymensintact]

Insert Jesse Pinkman "He cant keep getting away with it!" Meme as I click the add to cart button on steam.

[@lemonplays-gaming]

I dont get the logic behind skipping when your board is almost empty? And the game gives plenty of removals too so you can later get rid of those that dont ultimately fit your build.

[@Nefariousbig]

NL fumbling the bow potential... how has this egg navigated so many obscure strategies in these games but "ball go in straight line through many triggers" is beyond him 😭

[@jozzzlyn]

the broom gave him bad vibes

[@peace_n_love]

To yell at the chatter for it too, the egg’s been getting a bit too round recently

[@Funnyguy127]

The arrow doesn't go in a straight line though, unless shooting directly upwards or downwards

[@peace_n_love]

@@Funnyguy127 the arc is functionally 2 straight lines, the point is that you put triggers in the path of the arrow

[@maplefoxxe4]

We're Ballionaire guys, of course we're bouncing on it in a manner that spawns coin balls.

[@marcusdalley7728]

Him wanting coin balls whilst having a bunch of carryables on the board and then skipping cash register every time is making me go crazy

[@zymnomn3926]

fun fact: most ballionaires quit right before they get the piggy bonk

[@juumm]

We're Ballionaire guys, of course we take items and immediately forget their effects and synergies

[@nightfox183]

What they meant by “the arrow acts as a ball” is that it will bonk objects and score. It’s basically there to reroute your ball, hitting the bullseye is a bonus.

[@meri7108]

45:25 when they ask me who my favourite ancient Egyptian deity is

[@justjillie6391]

+2

[@michaelbutz4653]

Not gonna lie complaining about the bow arcing but then having two bricks that it coulda shot up through was getting to me. Then he got a lake option that coulda turned the pesky arrow ball into a water ball on the way back down and a another brick. So one bow trigger could have been three coin balls and a water ball every time. Thats the bow potential 27:00 is the bow he should have got

[@john_titor1]

Just some unsolicited advice, piggy bonks near the top are not generally a good idea. It might increase the odds of getting coins early, but you want coin balls to exist for a while, so that they go through the board generating value/more coins before being picked up by something else. Additionally, things that reverse gravity or give a bounce-back to your balls is great for bricks. Having some parachutes near the bottom means coin balls can pick it up, go back upwards, and generate more coinballs. Also, if you are lucky enough to get enough piggy bonks, lining your bottom row can also be pretty sweet in combination with ginger, because ginger gives the bottom row x2.0 mult. A rough layout for coins, from top to bottom, will usually look something like: top hats, carriables, armored cars, coin spawners (bricks, cash registers), movers (jump ropes, mushrooms, etc), vehicles (minecarts), holders (piggy bonks, whales, etc), savers (things that put balls back into the map, like captain's hat, parachutes, etc). The last couple, order doesn't matter as much, but think about the consequences. Savers before holders might allow coins to generate more coins, but also might prevent holders from getting fed. Savers after holders might mean that all your coins feed piggy bonks before they can get saved and generate more coins.

[@Drybones898]

Type a chatters in KZbin comments is a tragedy to see. I’m pretty sure he stopped looking at KZbin comments a long time ago.

[@john_titor1]

@@Drybones898 That's cool bro. I'm just putting out some advice, not attacking or commanding him to do it that way. He doesn't have to read it, nor do you. He clearly doesn't get the plot on that build type yet, so I put together the comment. The real tragedy is not knowing what type A comments actually are, and getting upset because you think that's what streamer wants you to do.

[@im_lennie]

​@@john_titor1I think the other guy meant it's tragic because NL won't see your comment. So you're basically talking to a wall

[@jemjem2532]

@@im_lennie i just got the game and his comment was helpful

[@john_titor1]

@@im_lennie Well, either way, the comment isn't just for NL.

[@C-Llama]

He plays like one of those mobile game ads that intentionally throw so you'll download them

[@firebirdade1409]

26:55 iconic quote

[@janooary]

8:49 BallMart CEO looking at a nice wooded clearing

[@duganholt1385]

Listening to this without watching is a cerebral experience.

[@justjillie6391]

How do I skip to the part where he’s good at the game

[@Serevuin]

Begins with a debuff that explicitly makes rerolls worse. Does nothing but pick reroll-adjacent items and boons for the remainder of the run. He can't keep getting away with it.

[@benhamilton4786]

Here's the thing. I don't watch these videos AT ALL but I listen because he sounds so happy when he plays this. So I play the video. Love you Egg have a wonderful day

[@Hornzer]

Normally I'm down for banter. This was hard to watch with him constantly asking questions, receiving answers and then insulting the person that provides it.

[@hollycardinal5294]

the starter pack rant when that did literally answer his question just about made me Type A, its crazy

[@samial]

yeah, I really like NL but I gotta say that being snarky with chat doesn’t quite hit the same when he’s actually just refusing to learn the basics of the game

[@jamesmf_]

These ballionaire videos are crazy addicting. No one is bouncing balls like NL

[@juumm]

How many times will he be surprised that the bow shoots in an arc

[@LiarJudas666]

i’m gonna call it now: every time he picks it for weeks, and he’ll only take it once a week because he remembers it being “bad” but not how it works

[@toddchristiansen1441]

NL Memes that need to come back: "You are the center of a protractor."

[@SuperCaitball]

"yeah well a ball travels forward, have you played dodgeball?" have you tried to do a dodgeball throw on a target 25 meters away?

[@mrrp405]

i suspect he’s still figuring out the gravity thing

[@juumm]

He took "neglect air resistance" from his intro level physics class to heart

[@brainmaxxing1]

@@juumm He's neglecting gravity too

[@tangahkoncek6841]

8:53 if you can't imagine arrow going straight to the mark like in NL head here thats why he find infinite and you doesn't. His mind goes in 5d unlike mortals

[@josh-kf2rd]

I like a column going down- bullseye, brick brick brick piggy arrow

[@drumsock8355]

NL playing ballionaire? oh yeah I’m jumping my rope until my brick spawns a coin ball

[@mrminor9418]

Never gonna happen

[@TheKreativity]

Have u ever had intense shidded so bad you fard like a machine gun while spraying your bowls new paint job like an aerosol can?

[@BChanAzn8876]

With a diabolical title like that you know you're in for a ride

[@wobblinthetree]

Armored car at the very top with jump ropes underneath just rains loads of coins.

[@Blaker220]

Future Ballionaire titles to include: “He knows Ball” “Ball Don’t Lie” ”Ball Up Top”

[@oh_gosh]

21:24 Lucifer talking to himself in the shower right after getting thrown out of heaven

[@TheKreativity]

LOL

[@gabtype]

This man has played too much Slay the Spire. He's skipping free income when there is nothing to gain from it.

[@josh-kf2rd]

🎯 I think when the chatter said arrow goes in the same row as bullseye, he meant column.

[@Jo-po2oo]

I just realised the brick is a Mario reference

[@poot3rs]

NL the literal goat of getting me to buy games so i can play it better.

[@Killerzxczxc]

Was waiting for this thank you

[@gavin_but_sad]

My simple brain cannot comprehend the Bazar, so Nick Jr. plinko is my more my speed. Love it!

[@nikolio22]

I love when NL starts a new game and refuses to learn anything for the first 10 games

[@CrowQQ]

Watching NL playing Ballionaire is like watching man who refuses to pick damage increasing items because they are not brimstone in Isaac.

[@crazyhotdog9300]

"our plans are measured in centuries buddy" add it to the nl all timer quote book.

[@gassedd]

CEO of the ball bouncing corporation just logged in

[@yessirge]

13:20 peasant who questions the monarchy

[@swebbiswiss]

Please keep playing this game

[@TheKreativity]

I'm afraid I may be obligated

[@superdupernaut4]

Luck be a Plinko machine.

[@sazzlysarah]

Really enjoying these Ballionaire vids. It's got a lot of the same Super Auto Pets energy. I don't pretend to understand all the trigger synergy, but I love the pretty colours and ring-ting-ting noises lol! 😅😅

[@danzhigh]

NL's reaction to hitting the anchor is me anytime I do anything I find slightly impressive

[@Vliegendetapir]

A broom and a hungry mouth go crazy together

[@Lucas-sk5iy]

34:32 me when I finally decide what I want to order at the combination sushi bar/tattoo parlor

[@Kangaroodoo]

superb

[@breadbutmore5012]

+2

[@drsherifff]

Not to sound like the guy who started watching movies last week but i love the references in this game

[@zaaxi7424]

Cursed Hammock/Plant placement

[@themauler1599]

Oh, he doin' bricks on it?

[@00Krohnos]

Bouncing and mannering on it to spawn coin balls

[@dylanklassen5436]

This man only knows how to do one thing and its putting the coins in the bank

[@Blue-bn8px]

More Ballionaire, never kys

[@TheKreativity]

Hang on guys i gotta take this blues calling me

[@avvvqvvv99]

what a long video, he must be good at this game

[@Sainty-0]

God I fucking love this game. Please keep playing it.

[@a_mets1506]

At least he's appreciating the power of the jump rope now!

[@closerseemsfurther]

What a title.

[@yourimpossibletoisgn]

has anyone checked if NL knows which way is up and which is down?

[@rodmod]

11:30 when the strawman is real

[@TheKreativity]

Do you wanna build a Snowman? It doesn't have to be a Snowman.

[@SLCclimber]

21:23 suddenly 2015 and earlier NL youtube voice??

[@Drybones898]

+2

[@BenRHarsh]

9:19 When I have to take my kid home from the park.

[@kaylathompson9418]

I'm pogged out of my gourd because I just finished the last episode and was looking for more Ballionaire

[@dirtydan_BTK_]

Someone needs to point out 49:47 . Perfect thing to say honestly

[@Bedogg25]

Hopped on KZbin, knowing you would have uploaded it by now and it says 40 seconds

[@TheRestedOne]

A 4 year old about to impress the girl he likes: 25:07

[@heykak]

Man he just does not read the debuffs, huh...

[@theyxaj]

I've always called NL Mr. Coin Balls, so this is perfect

[@Addvant]

I saw this on Steam and knew like no other, this is his game.

[@drsherifff]

big bang bit is one of the greatest

[@moseswetere9939]

Bow + cave kinda nuts no? Arrow bottom left and have caves going up on the left and on the arc down eventually 13:26

[@2chickenmama]

That addictinggames callout was crazy

[@cluelesscardgamer]

if this man keeps playing with all these bricks gucci mane is gonna show up

[@kylebluch]

Like an addict chasing the first time high

[@Wiggywoo1977]

I love the wow MC.

[@sgtmuffinz5564]

Ballionaire gives me pog like rumble city did

[@jpegmarina]

im obsessed with this game almost as much as i was with SAP

[@iloverobbierotten5695]

bro just found your vids recently. love these vids awesome game bruh

[@benlavine6259]

wanna make piggy bonk laugh, tell him your plans

[@TheKreativity]

I don't currently have any plans I'm letting myself be guided by the experience of wonder that is being alive, and will be for the foreseeable future That's just me though