BOWSER'S FURY - Complete Series

[@wendigovanderblitz4823]

That bit in the beginning where they were talking about the Mario movie's voice actors is just ten times funnier now...

[@lamebrane6474]

Exactly 🤣

[@davidr3224]

I live under a fucking rock, can you tell me what happened?

[@gorillagaming0706]

@@davidr3224 chris pratt is mario

[@wendigovanderblitz4823]

Mr. Miyamoto-kun revealed the voice actors for the upcoming Mario movie: Chris Pratt is Mario, Charlie Day is Luigi, Jack Black is Bowser and Seth Rogen is Donkey Kong. weRE THEy On MUSHrooMS oR sOMEThiNg?!

[@davidr3224]

@@wendigovanderblitz4823 Oh shit, nice cast lul

[@lostgirlcrafter1545]

Lyle dropped the ball he's usually the one that bullies Chris into doing the controls right

[@megavidaeos]

This would have been a twenty minute one-off episode if Chris knew how to press the run button.

[@AndreasPrawdzik]

God I'm so mad you pointed this out because it makes the entire video infuriating

[@ariabritton9669]

still infinitely better than any GG playthrough.

[@TheD736]

*sigh* Oney milking gameplay for content again *Drinks from my sippy cup*

[@JacobVonRoker]

@@TheD736 chris milks content from these games like he milks some sort of juices from lyles perfect latino you know what

[@TheD736]

@@JacobVonRoker 🍌

[@mrboomf3292]

“And the world will look up and shout “Give us the yiik finale!” And I’ll look down and whisper...no” - Chris “OneySephiroth” O’Neill

[@thadjarvis9514]

Did it not end? I thought the last one was the ending is there more?

[@rm2kking]

Nice

[@jacksonsweat712]

Chris just tweeted that it it'll happen eventually, he just wants to make it something real special, so that's why it's taking a long time

[@mrboomf3292]

@Jackson Sweat That makes me really happy to hear. I was secretly hoping that was gonna be the case. I will continue to wait for my one true love Alex Yiik and his triumphant return

[@MistyDusker]

Chris ''OneySephiroth*Rorschach*'' O'Neill more like.

[@whitekong1033]

It really is too bad Zach was consumed by gout when they recorded these episodes. He loves oceans of thick mysterious black goo.

[@rm2kking]

Yes preferably if the goo is infested with little alien goblin creatures.

[@razzledazzle8593]

I thought he got trench foot at the battle of lys.

[@d3_2009]

Lyle is such a funny little scamp. out of everyone on Oneyplays id say he’s grown on me the most.

[@SwaggiestmemberoftheDKCrew]

Lmao I remember watching the first shadow of the collosus video and Lyle opened it with "hey guys it's me Lyle the guy you hate" and everyone in the comments was like "oh fuck he read the comments" oh how times have changed

[@LangstonDev]

I like Lyle

[@STDMage]

Lyle felt like a pair of shoes that just needed to be broken in. Stiff and awkward at first, but when he got into the groove he became a comfort pick.

[@sogflesh4030]

i love lyle. its just that his humor style is a huge contrast to oneys and zachs absurdism and most people overlook him. but u put him, oney, and tomar in one vid and they're a great trio

[@piglice4585]

The amount of hilarious shit Lyle says that seems to go unnoticed by the other guys is tragic.

[@videobruj]

It's like stealth jokes if you aren't paying attention you won't even notice it but pay attention and lyle will throw out direct to consumer funnies constantly

[@nessthecat1]

I can still remember Tomar's iconic quote "Is that the Bellend Baby?"

[@wendigovanderblitz4823]

"So that is the bellend, maybe!" You go the quote wrong, Tomar is getting closer to you.

[@w4fer]

@@wendigovanderblitz4823 I'm 99.99% sure he says baby

[@eroymak]

@@wendigovanderblitz4823 0

[@eroymak]

@@wendigovanderblitz4823 p

[@eroymak]

O

[@NFrk97]

"Isn't carbine a rifle?" "Yeah, my grandpa put it in his mouth and that story ends not fun."

[@knutandersson4606]

1:35:40 The total genetic material of microorganisms that live as part of the human microbiome far exceed that of human genetic material. It consists of approximately 5 000 different species per person, of which a significant percentage could be entirely unique to you. About 1 - 3% of your total body mass are these microorganisms yet in sheer number they outnumber the amount of human cells (with a ratio of about 1,3:1). Not only is what Lyle saying entirely true, *it's an understatement.*

[@TheScreamingFedora]

*puts down oj* “Woah dude, calm down. It’s just a Let’s Play man. It was just a joke I wasn’t expecting you to fly off the handle like that…”

[@puhskinti9358]

*picks up oj* "Yeah bro, it's just some dudes hanging out indulging in a bit of Mario. Don't get so worked up man, just take it easy."

[@LeviathanLP]

I need to know how you can state this so confidently. I mean, nobody's done an ecological survey on my microbiome. How would anyone know if I have unique species in here?

[@knutandersson4606]

@@LeviathanLP I study molecular biology in university, and at the time of me posting this comment originally I had recently listened to an entire lecture on the human microbiome. When it comes to unique species it comes to the question of taxonomical identification of bacteria which is incredibly fickle and case by case, f.ex. some scientists might claim that two individual bacteria with less than 97-98% similarity in ribosomal RNA are considered different species, but applying that model to large organisms would imply humans are the same species as Capuchin monkeys. So when saying that "a percentage of these are unique to you" is likely due to either, frequent mutation in preexisting bacteria sufficiently differentiate them as species (unlikely due to the lower frequency of rRNA mutation), or whichever scientific group made this observation are applying smaller scale observations in a larger scale (taking microbiome samples from an individual, screening it for known organisms and taking a percentage of that, then doing that across multiple test-subjects to ascertain some sort of average which is more or less applicable on a larger scale). This second example of course contains some margin of error but is still more likely since it is in-line with a lot of biological study (research in modern developmental biology, began in banana flies and was applied to essentially every vertebrate or invertebrate). Again I am recalling info from this lecture I had and I have googled no sources in writing this so take this with as many grains of salt as you see fit. Sorry for the wall of text

[@mitchellclendening7682]

Damn that's kinda cool

[@gnome12347]

Bowser jrs got about 5 brothers and sisters and he choses to hang out with a middle aged plumber his dad is enemies with

[@RacingSnails64]

There's 7 Koopalings actually. Junior makes 8. But you're right.

[@Dark0neone]

Mario is Bowser Jr.'s mom. They clearly state it in the video.

[@JjRui3]

I love Tomar’s evil green goblin laugh after he smacks Chris’s cat wife and then glides away. 41:31

[@PapaRoboto]

Is it bad that this game reminds me of that weird itchio game where the guy was wearing a rice hat, had infinite jumps, and had to be controlled by Chris and Zach simultaneously?

[@earlofill2580]

Yeah, those gems in that game are far superior to these “shine sprites”

[@Bungowumperpuss]

I’m still confused what Tomar meant by “Bellend baby” and why he chose to say it.

[@lutzilla3708]

He said it so matter of factly. As if the bellend baby is a household name

[@ChristianTheChicken]

Definitely my favorite Tomar-ism, though the exasperated "the Munky Womp" is pretty great, too.

[@dixonj41]

Made the mistake of searching that up. Got some insights on 4skin care for infants

[@GimpyGosling]

Eating beefaroni while Chris talks about waffle stomping turds... I have a really strong stomach, apparently

[@theconceptofinfinity]

the entire cast of New Girl is going to voice Mario and all of his emotional highs and lows.

[@Cadwallader38]

I'm glad to see Tomar is back from visiting his family in North Korea.

[@Wumbo85]

Tomethius lays splooted on the floor while he noms him pwetzels.

[@Dark0neone]

It's crazy to think that Tomethius gave us the gift of fire then went on to become Tomatlas and hold up the world on his big shoulders.

[@dizzyboi04]

I like to imagine Tomar’s Fury is that happens when jaxxy opens his spaghettai

[@docholliday1112]

He circumcises her with his Machetai

[@morgantodd3748]

@@docholliday1112 With his schmitmar.

[@shooterperson]

"Did you know they got Zac Effron to voice Mario in the Mario movie?" This hits different

[@losmpc]

1:09 Wow, Chris wasn't far off

[@relliklaires9368]

1:50:30 when he said “everything ran on gigablocks” I literally teared up with joy

[@shimoshamman]

ive been rewatching completes as background noise & its starting to drive me crazy how often tomar is stuffing his hole at the start of episodes

[@aarons2557]

Chris(talking about bowser): I wish he'd come out now Lyle: Yeah i get that a lot

[@kyledinsmore9984]

I had that Smiling Friends ad on this video and It starts off with Zach saying “You kiss you dad on the mouth” and I was like wait, he isn’t in this series wtf and then It kept playing and I realized it was an ad 😂

[@Reioa]

AMAZING. Best transition.

[@D0NTST4RT]

Nothing beats Tomar earnestly crying "SO THAT IS THE BELLEND BABY"

[@billybois5745]

Ah, yes, the game where you don't run

[@jobdylan5782]

mario's got a bum leg in this one

[@El-Burrito]

Sad because it's another complete series. Happy because it's a series I never watched before!

[@moistbananapudding3772]

The amount of pure hate in Tomar’s voice when talking about xenoblade will always make my belly jiggle in glee.

[@blastortoise]

Not mine, I thought they were going to talk about Hero or something

[@FierceDeity35]

Hey look! It's finally a game they actually finished!

[@AsecasJavi]

It's not even a whole game lol

[@FierceDeity35]

@@AsecasJavi who really cares? its a fun 4 hour game. They even talk about a 4 hr game vs a 60 hr game.

[@deco45deco]

watched the whole vid in one go and that was more entertaining than some 2h movies.

[@EBMaster9000]

I was literally listening to this playthrough last night...and now, I can listen to it again!!! 😄😄😄

[@RickyRiceB]

1:05:16 to this day I still have no idea wtf Tomar is referencing or talking about

[@Kiroisawesome05]

What if they just never upload the yiik finale and oneyplays just ends

[@youseenednedisdead]

what if the yiik finale is the end of oneyplays and they delete the channel 24 hours after its uploaded

[@llab3903]

@@youseenednedisdead then there would be a lot of spazoids out there with an inexplicably fucked up sense of humor

[@ExplodingTrujillo]

I’m slightly bothered that they call him “Baby Bowser” instead of “Bowser Jr”.

[@AsecasJavi]

Get slightly owned, they are not stopping calling him that

[@ExplodingTrujillo]

@@AsecasJavi :(

[@llab3903]

@@ExplodingTrujillo yeah you freaking nerd

[@_G.C]

I think they haven't been keeping up with a lot of modern nintendo stuff which I completely understand. You just get lost in it at some point then before you know it, you've got a knockoff cookie monster puppet and you're reviewing kirby games

[@merpo2806]

They get stuff wrong constantly

[@juanitobenito]

The infamous non existent run button incident

[@Penquinn14]

1:19:40 Bowser Jr was told that Peach was his mom by bowser but at the end of the game Jr literally tells bowser "I know peach isnt my mama"

[@runforitman]

I love how the last thing Chris says is "this game sucks"

[@areleesmith7914]

Spoilers

[@superchroma]

It's true. It does.

[@bandannadoo]

@@superchroma how

[@queencancerous5332]

Honestly can’t tell if he’s joking or not. I’d honestly wish he’d keep some opinions to himself, that Xenoblade in Smash rant was pretty rude honestly.

[@NEVETSGILBERT1233]

@@queencancerous5332 Agreed I mean I know the series is niche and there are alot of people who don't care but there is a fan base since each game sells about 2 million copies so probably roughly that care about the Mythra and Pyra I being on of them although really it doesn't really matter who they added there will be people who hate it I mean even Sora and Seripoth probably the two biggest people of this fighters pack some people hate. Even fire emblem hate I can kind of get since there is alot of them but, that doesn't even work in xenoblades case since there are only now 2/ 3 if you really want to be a pissy little piss ant. Wow I can't beleive I just wrote a novel.

[@AbstraktNG]

What a fine video this is. The gang playing some Mario

[@shadereedy]

i wouldv'e love to see what they thought about sora coming to smash

[@rigofernandez7337]

Got a smiling friends ad while watching this, life just doesn't get any better than this 😂

[@thriftage4784]

53:01 It's kind of cringe how often Lyle brags about that.

[@tmarsden6904]

Wtf are you talking about?

[@thriftage4784]

@@tmarsden6904 it's just cringe how often Lyle talks about what he could do, like fuck.

[@tmarsden6904]

@@thriftage4784 I honestly thought I was going nuts not hearing what you were talking about. But you're right, he doesn't need to constantly shove it in our face... or those poor women's

[@kyledinsmore9984]

The game had so many bugs through this play through, like the one spike bar disappearing and randomly appearing again in the semi-invisible area, and the first time they died in the bowser fight where is just didn’t work right

[@WastedKitten]

1:42:26 Did Get me Off Guard. i thought they goofed up and forgot to edit it out.

[@FailedNoName]

As someone who's seen that oragatan video Lyle got it so wrong So 1) it's a robot not a man in a outfit 2) the orangutan already knew how to saw beforehand they didn't teach it 3) it was to see how the orangutan reacted and it got competitive and wanted to saw better then the robot

[@goofysillymood]

Lyle's dad owning a boatlet explains how he was so readily able to puke in a fishs' mouth

[@joelkulesha8284]

I can't be the only one who didn't even know they did this series. Surely

[@nellenbacher]

@23:09 that's the same Pidgeon from Super Mario Odyssey who said "I am a man" , was a little man trapped in a pigeon's body and couldn't take it anymore. These are real aliens

[@2mccue4u27]

I, for one, was elated when Pyra and Mythra were added to Smash. They're a great addition.

[@TornBase]

Very true

[@yourehereforthatarentyou]

not

[@blackwingdragon1]

Ah yes, the iconic Xenoblade hot take.

[@andrewmoore7994]

15:27 of course Proud Cat-Dad Tomar would have a problem with murdering the cat bullys

[@airline-food5914]

He’s so cool

[@aortaplatinum]

It's a damn shame the Funny Boys will never play a Xenoblade, Chris would probably be interested in how Xenoblade 3 sets up a few plot points straight out of Final Fantasy 7 and then does a cool twist on them, especially regarding N and M.

[@astrowolvez]

Since you can’t be bowser jr, it would be funny and an interesting detail if enemies that are part of bowser’s army openly avoid hitting him.

[@jimmybob5541]

I’m glad they also laughed at the part where you land on top of bowser and fling him into the air at the end because I lost my shit when I first saw it lol by far the best part of the game

[@creagandubh4411]

No one lives under the lighthouse. I love you guys.

[@gramkrakrs92]

"Bowser Jr is one of my favorite characters" *1 hour later "Bowser Jr's design sucks I hate him" Ohhh Christopher.

[@bbbingi9210]

He very obviously wasn't being sincere

[@Supernoob6131]

Adding DOOM guy to smash bros makes mario in the smash universe as powerful as DOOM guy canonically for that universe so TECHNICALLY.... Mario could free earth from the clutches of evil demonic forces, but only because they killed his Bunny Rabbit.

[@Winasaurus]

Kirby is a literal universe destroyer canonically, so technically doomguy is a bitch compared to the pink puff

[@hazardrider8317]

Still here to say I loved the Pyra/Mythra reveal and the trailer was great, I’ll love Xenoblade 1 and 2 till I die! (Not X tho) still a great series of vids, the Mario ones are always fun!

[@TornBase]

True

[@aortaplatinum]

Maybe it's just because Xenoblade 1 is the first RPG I ever loved that made my opinion on the genre do a 180, but their talk about it infuriated me. Wouldn't even be so bad if not for the obvious cope "nobody outside Japan cares about or plays Xenoblade", like notice how they didn't say shit about DQ Hero despite that actually being true for Dragon Quest. It was pure salt, a character they liked didn't get in so they had to be asses to the series whose character DID get in and pretend no one likes it.

[@nobafan7515]

44:10 - it's evil Luigi, and mario can't associate with him anymore.

[@mongoose1billion]

Chris later admitted that this was one of his least favorite series.

[@RacingSnails64]

Shame, I'm enjoying it.

[@MikeAruba69]

Didn't Chris get a lot of hate because he wouldn't hold the run button?

[@Beefaroni_Bert]

@@MikeAruba69 his excuse was he didnt want to for some stupid reason lmao he kept making up new ones on twitter cuz of the butthurt fans

[@superchroma]

I'm not surprised. It's a really bland, boring game that totally lacks any flavor. The banter is wasted on this thing. It's telling that you can beat the game by walking tbh.

[@Bruh-oh1nk]

Most painful watch yet

[@mr.dinglebop3895]

“Its a me a mario” -Garfield

[@asxmeggy5049]

It's a me Chris Pratt

[@puhskinti9358]

He did say that often

[@buubuufigs]

The scream at 1:22:04 made me fucking jump lol.

[@areleesmith7914]

It made me shriek with pleasure

[@TommyTheHat]

@43:26 I appreciate the micro-Metalocalypse/Dethklok drop.

[@BingbongDeNiro]

Im freaking over the lack of YIIKing

[@Shirai_Ryu92]

YIIK sucks ass, you’ll be ok

[@bawbehh]

@@Shirai_Ryu92 not as much as you do

[@everydaysponge4086]

I mean... I... I liked Xenoblade.

[@elitismautumn8245]

I think it’s a shit-bag move to say nobody played Xenoblade. I don’t understand the hate-boner Tomar has for Monolith Soft.

[@tmarsden6904]

@@elitismautumn8245 Stay mad

[@TornBase]

It's good

[@catsonevrything454]

There was a tweet by Microsoft saying to put Master Chief into smash

[@javierserrano349]

1:25:50 those noises scared the shit out of me oml

[@jewfrohoss]

Can’t hide forever Christopher

[@TheJiblitFandanglers]

1:05:16 "So that is the bellend baby!"

[@bonk9770]

Chris doesn’t know how to run, the game

[@wake_up_wake_up]

Is that a chewing character

[@brainypepper1621]

Run buttons are fun in platformers if it’s something like Grime where you charge uncontrollably like a rhino

[@Chineseisntalanguageapparently]

If Peter and Homer were released as smash characters, twitter would’ve burned down before musk could’ve bought it and society would burn down with it, at least in Japan

[@jonesy8416]

I love watching this knowing they're all speculating on smash bros when it's fucking Sora. ALL WRONG, HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY WRONG.

[@Thomaskh7]

I wanna know where this got this mario movie intel from, because the real cast is even funnier lmao

[@Dark0neone]

Chris is just that silly. He was pretty close.

[@Eddie_Winter]

Bruh i wanted pyra and mythra in smash you goons

[@Pneubeteube]

18:32 The other day I was explaining Chao to my wife and I was like "Yeah so basically in the first game you fight this thing called Chaos and it blows up or whatever and makes the Chao" and I had to stop myself for a moment and wonder where the hell that trivia info came from

[@DajuOnYoutube]

On the topic of smash characters, i don't really care personally but it's just such a widespread guessing game that I had a few different opinions on predictions. To me Crash bandicoot seemed like the one with the highest chance to get each 90's console's main mascot with Mario, Sonic and Crash in the same game for the potential of a ultimate main mascot brawl. Especially when you consider the most influenfial non-nintendo characters with a mentionable history or current presence on a Nintendo console as there's plenty of Crash bandicoot games on the Switch lately and frequently among the top ranked popular games where most other IP's on that list had a character in Smash. Sure that would make the lack of master chief more apparent as the main representative of Xbox but yeah I thought because they weren't in the market until later, never had a game on a Nintendo platform and since he's not a particularly defined character it was still possible that they would disregard Master Chief and end on Crash bandicoot as a way to "complete" the crossover. But yeah as we're past the last reveal it didn't happen even though it made alot of sense.

[@Sweet_Reverb]

I just bought these crazy awesome headphones and that orangutan sound scared the shit out of me, I genuinely got goosebumps I hated it.

[@powahbomb]

Every time they call Bowser Jr Baby Bowser I don't notice until they start calling him Bowser Jr again

[@artofnick]

If you could store data in a quark you could store one third of a bit of data. Hypothetically...

[@Kikuri_Dood]

6:30 many people was exited fot that. You're just insane Edit: hearing them talking about nintendo stuff is actually driving me nuts.

[@asxmeggy5049]

*New vid on Oneyplays* Me: You just made my day 1000 times better

[@dadog0155]

Seeing this on my screen made me screech

[@UnwrittenSpade]

Bats in your belfry by dispatch is amazing

[@ultraspinalki11]

1:11:03 That actually happened to a few workers in the middle of the ocean where they got sucked in an oil pipe and never came back out.

[@buckfiftyhotdogs3577]

Man hearing them talk about smash characters right after the Sora reveal kinda makes me think about how half of the fighters from the fighters pass kinda suck

[@crackedemerald4930]

The pidgeon story still haunts me when pigeons are around.

[@andrewstephens7246]

They had so much fun with this game. Bemusement

[@tamacat920]

At the end of Sunshine, Bowser admits to Jr that Peach isn't his mother.

[@mrbulldobbs1553]

Does that lady know that ninjas are Japanese, not Chinese?

[@shirogitsune3480]

Rewatching this now, it’s sad to realize just how many amazing jokes Lyle had that went completely under the radar. It’s also sad to realize how much better their fake casting for Mario is compared to the real one

[@Peacefulskater]

I just watched the playlist lol

[@TheSpunYarn]

RIP Isreal Kamakawiwo'ole you're the fuckin coolest

[@PCFROMVCS]

Lyle was on some weird shit in this play through lol

[@averylangs]

24:34 underrated joke from Lyle

[@ramadansteve6573]

48:25 Diamond in the Ray-mond.

[@whatwhothatthe]

i don't think i've ever watched an oneyplays video for the game, i literally only watch for the commentary. i don't even care what they're playing

[@MistaBrandoVA]

Funny hearing them talk about the Mario movie voice cast and the Smash Ultimate roster now that we know everything we do currently. I remember seeing a group of salty Smash players bitching about Tomar criticizing the Xenoblade girls being added in lol. Doom Guy made it as a Mii outfit and Sora I'm very happy was the last character, overall an interesting lineup! Also I kept thinking Discord was going off but its on their end I just realized lol

[@Karoku2100]

Wait, are you referring to any twitter comments, or the original upload? I remember there being a lot of polite ones for the youtube upload at least.