After finishing college, he goes for more higher studies and eventually went to Jupiter for astronomical research...
@ritusarmazzzzy4 ай бұрын
Ukr it's not even possible to land on the surface of Jupiter 🙄
@Captainsoupbeard4 ай бұрын
@@ritusarmazzzzy its called a joke
@anomalyfox51864 ай бұрын
@@ritusarmazzzzyThe Jovian system possesses many moons which can be landed on, and a station could be constructed in orbit of the Gas Giant itself.
@ritusarmazzzzy4 ай бұрын
@@Captainsoupbeard yeah right...joke...whatever🙄
@ritusarmazzzzy4 ай бұрын
@@anomalyfox5186 yeah right...going to Jupiter= going to Jupiter's moon...whatever🙄
@RichHeart894 ай бұрын
… ”more stupider” sounds like something a Jupiterian would say
@IstandonFaith4 ай бұрын
Bro gave existence to a non existence species 😂😂😂😂
@Theotheraccountforthesmilingde4 ай бұрын
More stupider is very dumb ahh yes jupiternian
@abhishekjee9194 ай бұрын
Nailed it! 🙌
@Nothing-t6h4 ай бұрын
Why do you need to disrespect our kind, as jupiterian. I find that very offense
@Also_me-v5v4 ай бұрын
Same they shouldn't descriminate us because we have lower average iq@@Nothing-t6h
@marckly36063 ай бұрын
This looks like a really good college ad
@eliwalquist40222 ай бұрын
It is the Duke chapel
@vivianmunroe7173 ай бұрын
not going to lie that tin foil hat is the best hat I have ever seen. the dangly bit in the middle! amazing
@timno26394 ай бұрын
"we eat bugs..." 'what? No we dont?' "We throw rocks at eachother" 'alright maybe im guilty of that'
@onxyreaper15474 ай бұрын
It's actually how I became friends with my best friend
@axe-tq2wn4 ай бұрын
I don’t throw rocks. I hit with sticks.
@zacharyirizarry85894 ай бұрын
Unga bunga
@arfrados45534 ай бұрын
We have roaches nuggets in here what are talking about?
@sterlinghulbert61314 ай бұрын
we made it to Jupiter they did not
@PreciousLola-yx8co3 ай бұрын
KZbin: let's show him this, he will watch anything at this point
@afellowpotato3 ай бұрын
I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got
@sagiri-chan-desu51693 ай бұрын
This algorithm💀💀💀
@christophfischer27733 ай бұрын
seriously, what was that?!
@thayer443 ай бұрын
Sadly, the algorithm was correct. Bonus, watching this made me stupider.
@PreciousLola-yx8co3 ай бұрын
@@afellowpotato 1.4k 😂 unbelievable. Thank you ✨
@davidknight52513 ай бұрын
Not me thinking he was gonna pull out the Venus comeback-
@anoymouswhythough3 ай бұрын
LOL I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT TOO
@superchinmayplays2 ай бұрын
what is it?
@StulkieePlays2 ай бұрын
@@superchinmayplays...
@anoymouswhythough2 ай бұрын
@@superchinmayplays you dont wanna know
@Turki-_-611Ай бұрын
WHAT IS IT
@20thcenturyknight2 ай бұрын
Going to Jupiter means you have the most space knowledge ever
@euchreairgaming4 ай бұрын
Goes to College Gets PhD in Aerospace Engineering Goes to Jupiter
@azgaming92914 ай бұрын
a PhD is aerospace engineering isnt gonna get you anywhere NEAR jupiter no matter how good you are. Humanity isnt ready for that.
@theploot82304 ай бұрын
Gets stupider.
@synneke4 ай бұрын
@@azgaming9291it is called "a joke"
@DeadPool-su4gr4 ай бұрын
😂
@anjelousmoonwolf19404 ай бұрын
@@azgaming9291because it hasn't happened yet
@NfromMurderDrones3234 ай бұрын
Them: "Girls go to college to get more knowledge" *Guy rides a bike* Them: He's running away!
@dileepganta4 ай бұрын
Most underrated comment
@Asm0sday4 ай бұрын
I mean it still true he is running away.
@aasimmuhammed33114 ай бұрын
@@Asm0sdayi am sure its riding.
@LJ-sippy4 ай бұрын
No he means hes not running on his legs so hes not running away
@Sammyboooi4 ай бұрын
I guess they haven't gone to college yet🤷♂️
@ferless2.f9962 ай бұрын
"On that day rayn went to college" FOUR YEARS LATER. "he never got knowledge"
@CaptainCappin3 ай бұрын
His lost, well boys who’s joining me on this voyage to Jupiter?
@JuelzJohnson-qb7hv2 ай бұрын
Sorry but im jest going to get a job
@rennoc6478Ай бұрын
🙋♂️
@jaysonchaw7531Ай бұрын
🎉
@nuetron_star60474 ай бұрын
The fact that men can go to jupiter without a college is crazy
@steakcakegrillbake54444 ай бұрын
I didn’t even think about that.🤯🤯🤯
@marzipancutter81444 ай бұрын
They have a full roll of tinfoil. It's all they need.
@SSSIIIVVVAAA8084 ай бұрын
I been places worse than jupiter
@antonbagel4 ай бұрын
That's privilege, my friend
@Trexlover14 ай бұрын
Can we not start a gender war good god
@despacitoman1908 Жыл бұрын
Going to Jupiter takes a lot more effort than going to college Don't let others discourage you from doing what you want king
@Dailydoseofmemes6214 ай бұрын
Straight up from William Lee
@Literally___Me4 ай бұрын
Yeah but you can’t land on Jupiter you see
@joshuawinston85774 ай бұрын
I've been thinking about this since I was 5
@glurberdurberman-cs4pd4 ай бұрын
do college, get a phd, get to Jupiter using more efficient methods, two birds with one stone
@isgamer-87324 ай бұрын
@@Literally___Me it has a core so yes you could. You'd just be dead.
@Ervo3 ай бұрын
The first lesson will be how not to leave your bike in the middle of the street
@Ghostly723 ай бұрын
"Running away" He's clearly cycling away
@gelai76 күн бұрын
the girls are dumb😂😂😂😂😂
@aaron.s15314 ай бұрын
The amount of knowledge it takes to get and stay on jupiter:
@Cronyxx4 ай бұрын
Plus, the girls say more stupider They obviously don’t know grammar
@ParrotPentester4 ай бұрын
Yeah that insult never made sense to me, like you need to either be a natural genius or went to a really good uni to be able to even come close to Jupiter
@MoonShadow724 ай бұрын
@ParrotPentester not a genius, the smartest person is history, I remind you, we haven't even had anyone landed on Mars yet, just rovers. We are out here making history while they try to keep up.
@ididsomeunspeakablethingsa48994 ай бұрын
@@MoonShadow72who tfis history
@AfricanBootyScratcher694204 ай бұрын
@@ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899 tfis
@kennywilliams6694 ай бұрын
"We eat bugs and throw rocks at each other." He is so real for this! 💯🙏🏻
@GreenChimken4 ай бұрын
OOOH YOU LIKE CENTIPEDES TOO? MY FAVOURITE
@kennywilliams6694 ай бұрын
@@GreenChimken best bug I've eaten was pea worms. They just taste like grass
@kennywilliams6694 ай бұрын
Those cooked crickets are actually good ngl
@TopofTheCircle44 ай бұрын
Cave Town "boys will be bugs"
@kennywilliams6694 ай бұрын
@@TopofTheCircle4 Yes 🤓 ive are 11 pea worms, 2 baby spiders (these taste very bad in ways you wouldn't guess, it's not even gross, it's just awful), aphid, fungus gnat and 2 ants (spicy)
@N-the-cynnamon-rollАй бұрын
I've always thought of this if boys went to Jupiter they would have to know all the controls of the spacecraft and know how to fly it making them smarter then most or the people on earth going to college
@kwcy2537Ай бұрын
The production quality on this channel is way too high for what it is and I love it
@DamuverVR4 ай бұрын
If you go to Jupiter..you've already been through college and a TON of other school.
@holditorsken20304 ай бұрын
if you go to jupiter… you’re dead.
@normal_egg1504 ай бұрын
@@holditorsken2030correct, because it has very dangerous storms.
@seanstoltz69574 ай бұрын
You’re probably dead if you wind up on a gas planet, the wind there is no joke. Let alone the one planet that’s known mainly for cooking up earth-sized storms
@mauroramoscontreras60704 ай бұрын
Yes
@holditorsken20304 ай бұрын
@@normal_egg150 the main problem isn’t the storms, it literally does not have any hard surface to stand on, it is simply just a clump of gas. you would be sucked into the center of mass, eventually disintegrating you from the sheer pressure within it
@heyitshellfire91533 ай бұрын
“Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider” “Who are you calling stupider? Who’s the one with a degree in cosmology?” “Bro chill we’re 8”
@Matches1st3 ай бұрын
Underrated
@Landlight1433 ай бұрын
Girls back in the day could not even go to school
@joinsideke3 ай бұрын
Comments: Um, actually~ Shut up nerds, it's a children rhyme. Get over it.
@gotanypain30833 ай бұрын
Now for the realistic version: "boys go to jupiter to get more stupider" "Who are you-" -saying the whole situation in their head this whole time
@yeet63623 ай бұрын
@@Landlight143"Um AcTuAlLy 🤓" Shush. It's a children's rhyme and a joke. Begone yee who doth not get thine joke dath hoth fleweth off thyne head. Thee soundeth like pooper of parties.
@HiImLaYlA-r7w19 күн бұрын
“He’s running away” 😂 He’s riding his bike away 😂
@stevecarter88103 ай бұрын
This just goes to show, you can make better choices and elevate yourself. You don't need to be weighed down in life by what's between your legs.
@BreakfastSticks Жыл бұрын
Probably one of the best videos on the god awful thing known as KZbin shorts
@CheeseParade Жыл бұрын
Thanks
@GameyRaccoon Жыл бұрын
@@CheeseParadeone of the best CHANNELS
@Vitalbigmous11 ай бұрын
@@CheeseParadeI LOVE THIS VIDEOO
@rubub84554 ай бұрын
you'll never believe what type of video you're watching right now
@Literally___Me4 ай бұрын
Short form video is a plague
@TricBrosStudios4 ай бұрын
If a boy makes it to Jupiter, he’s the smartest rocket engineer alive.
@user-qb4ek1jh8o4 ай бұрын
fr though
@Completely_AverageHuman4 ай бұрын
If a boy makes it to venus, he definitely has the biggest p-
@fiddlesticks3.144 ай бұрын
(aerospace engineer)
@Literally_Gabriel4 ай бұрын
@@fiddlesticks3.14You sir, you there, you are the type of person I've been looking for all my life.
@Autistischer_Animations4 ай бұрын
Yea cuz Jupiter is a funking gas giant
@HazelHollytide2 ай бұрын
I was so ready for "So Ryan went to college.. and when Riley left that day, he was a new man"
@errbellyq51893 ай бұрын
This is such a bizarre little channel i've discovered..... I love it.
@Irelandnokuro4 ай бұрын
"more stupider" Ah yes, what a knowledgeable quote.
@Prmaow4 ай бұрын
Thats what I was gonna say
@klutzmtg23104 ай бұрын
Stupider is actually grammatically correct. It just sounds really really dumb despite being correct.
@Yeet0994 ай бұрын
@@klutzmtg2310 more stupider is not
@blackgoose874 ай бұрын
It would be correct to say more stupid, or just stupider, but more stupider is wrong
@thacuber2a034 ай бұрын
which is funny cuz "much stupider" does make sense
@MaroonBlazeMC4 ай бұрын
If you landed on Jupiter, you would technically be the smartest man alive
@The_one-piece2893 ай бұрын
True because Jupiter is a gas planet
@themostop61423 ай бұрын
Only if you manage to do it and live. If you just land on Jupiter with no proper precautions, it would be quite stupid.
@travisjavier1903 ай бұрын
For real for real
@jaqtonido82513 ай бұрын
*smartest man on the planet
@Thegaminguys1903 ай бұрын
Ya
@SillierBillyАй бұрын
I never understood that rhyme thing because going to Jupiter is a way better achievement than going to college 🤔
@navarrjenkins76483 ай бұрын
Dude Jupiter rains diamonds. If I could go to Jupiter, get some diamonds, and come back safely I’d be rich.
@sudeux57463 ай бұрын
No you'd just plummet it's value
@navarrjenkins76483 ай бұрын
@@sudeux5746not if people don’t know there are more.
@davidmoreira80654 ай бұрын
The sentence "to get more stupider" hurts my soul as an english teacher.🙃
@kittyboy77384 ай бұрын
I always found that funny, it’s grammatically incorrect in multiple ways, if you’re gonna use a made up word at least use the made up word in a way that makes sense. “more stupider” was so close to making sense
@davidmoreira80654 ай бұрын
@@kittyboy7738 It reinforces the expression or feeling that the pearson is trying to persuade, but for me it just makes me annoyed in a funny way.😅
@aramsoeteman17264 ай бұрын
I'm Dutch and even I get slightly agitated by those kinds of sentences lol
@theVyache4 ай бұрын
I guess that's why they need to get more knowledge in college
@kth3334 ай бұрын
The phrase "girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider" is not just a statement; it's a lyrical composition that captivates with its catchiness and clever use of language. Despite the apparent grammatical deviation in "more stupider," its inclusion serves a vital purpose in enhancing the song's rhythm, rhyme, and memorability. Rhyme is a fundamental aspect of poetry and songwriting, creating a pleasing auditory experience for the listener. The decision to use "more stupider" instead of the grammatically correct "more stupid" maintains the rhyme scheme with "Jupiter." This deliberate choice adds a musical quality to the lyric, making it easier to remember and reinforcing its impact. Moreover, repetition plays a crucial role in making phrases memorable. By repeating the word "more," the lyric not only emphasizes the contrast between girls and boys but also reinforces the rhythm of the verse. This repetition creates a cadence that lingers in the mind of the listener, making the lyric instantly recognizable and easy to recall. The catchiness of the phrase "more stupider" extends beyond its grammatical correctness. Its playful and unconventional nature adds a layer of charm to the lyric, inviting listeners to engage with its whimsical tone. This departure from traditional language norms not only adds to the song's appeal but also underscores its creativity and inventiveness. In essence, the phrase "more stupider" exemplifies the power of language to captivate and entertain. Through its catchy rhythm, clever rhyme, and memorable repetition, it transforms a simple statement into a lyrical masterpiece. While its grammatical deviation may raise eyebrows, its effectiveness in enhancing the song's musicality and charm cannot be denied.
@BoberTee4 ай бұрын
"No..." "No?" "Set a course for Venus."
@Kawarbi84 ай бұрын
To get a smaller penis
@nicobonafede19244 ай бұрын
To get more penis?
@Sneyk644 ай бұрын
to get a bigger penis
@10kdey4 ай бұрын
"Boys go to Venus to get a bigger pe-
@growingterror764 ай бұрын
Boys got to Venus to get a bigger pe-
@Themasterofallhorror3 ай бұрын
If boys go to Jupiter, then that means we’ve already figured out space travel before the girls finished college.
@xX_Evil_Skeliton_Gameing_Xx2 ай бұрын
this was the insult they liked to throw out back when i was in kindergarten and it (somehow) hurt back then. this hits extra hard for me.
@somedudeontheinternet90674 ай бұрын
Meanwhile the boy who went to venus: 🍷🗿
@antonbagel4 ай бұрын
Uranus
@honeybee456784 ай бұрын
girls go to venus to see his anu-
@rondoesmodding4 ай бұрын
to get a bigger pe-
@MusikitaPosting4 ай бұрын
Tu papá es el negro José?
@Ashes_of_Sukuna4 ай бұрын
I wanna be in URanus
@CalebLtpt Жыл бұрын
Wait until they hear about venus.
@VarunKumar-ek3kr4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@justracoon25294 ай бұрын
Fly to Venus to get large penis?
@S-CB-SL-Animations4 ай бұрын
Don't forget about Uranus.
@ayskaripepperooni27704 ай бұрын
Why do they go to venus? To get more pe-
@Literally___Me4 ай бұрын
@@S-CB-SL-AnimationsHow did you know where I lived?
@DJ-XLR83 ай бұрын
“Now, I’ve got a full roll of tin foil, are you coming with me or not” is a phrase I’m going to introduce into my daily life.
@kovatapmi33263 ай бұрын
I remember back in Elementary when a girl posted this phrase the whole class was in a state of war between boys and girls they were legit crying shouting and stuff
@fyzgamingmuigoku36694 ай бұрын
He's running away. Meanwhile him - 🚴
@TraceguyRune4 ай бұрын
Running away is an idiom. It doesn't mean physically running
@OnesmolToe4 ай бұрын
They went to college, but did they get the same gains as him?
@Takeitasyouwant43724 ай бұрын
"He's cycling away " 😅
@Bear-tu1no4 ай бұрын
They shood worck on there grammer and how did we get there
@kittyboy65974 ай бұрын
Biking away???
@cheahzhengyangmoe60434 ай бұрын
The amount of knowledge to go to jupiter and survive : unthinkable
@joel.ha.4 ай бұрын
Right, who knew that aluminum foil was the trick to surviving the -166° weather there
@amog82024 ай бұрын
It's just Ork logic, I guess?
@TheKillonator4 ай бұрын
But Jupiter makes you stupider, they said so!
@THADDAUS-vm5qp4 ай бұрын
Its definitely possible but who would want to live there?
@person___94 ай бұрын
@@THADDAUS-vm5qpyeah it's possible to live on hundreds of miles of toxic clouds and freezing temperatures without a surface to even stand on
@essennagerry3 ай бұрын
The way you say "Ryan went to college" is somehow so funny, like I can hear the lack of depth and saturation of silliness in it. And the last line was so funny, I ugly laughed 😂
@juniper.3183 ай бұрын
"And on that day, Ryan went to college, and came back with 50 stuffed sharks and programmer socks"
@pace_184 ай бұрын
Going to Jupiter would give humanity significantly more knowledge than going to a college
@eimerhegel4274 ай бұрын
Especially when there is technically no knowledge got for humanity from people going to college (college isn't exactly a research lab or smth similar).
@scratthesquirrel52424 ай бұрын
shh, college will distract the women long enough for us to get the work done
@dinodare16054 ай бұрын
@@eimerhegel427 Teaching students is only part of a universities job... Professors usually leave their lectures and then do actual work in their field. In STEM you'll notice that most of them are actively doing research and running their own labs.
@Retell_744 ай бұрын
Girls go to College to get more knowledge Boys go to Venus to get a bigger-
@azgaming92914 ай бұрын
underated if u came up with that, i am dying on the floor right now
@feenelex4 ай бұрын
@@azgaming9291 same
@crackedatfortnite6664 ай бұрын
I can't wait to head to venus
@JellyPixel-ff1fe4 ай бұрын
Girls go to Mars to get bigger bras
@Btzmn3 ай бұрын
This is it. Fellow men. This is OUR “Barbie movie”
@bethezebra3 ай бұрын
Plot twist: he WAS stupid after all, and proved it by going to a public university, where he earned an ultimately useless degree.
@Venator-Class_Star_Destroyer4 ай бұрын
Going on a well-planned manned Jupiter mission means you are probably the best of the best
@cold4854 ай бұрын
So you know the full video?
@Off-roadAdventuresOfficial3 ай бұрын
Technically, if boys can go to Jupiter, they’re smart enough to do it so
@anon847223 ай бұрын
@WaffleMan-qg7ke your response to the comment sounds like something a 10 year old would write.
@Jigmig3 ай бұрын
@WaffleMan-qg7kewhy you mad he said the same thing you said to him back
@Jigmig3 ай бұрын
@WaffleMan-qg7keif you can’t take the heat don’t turn on the oven buddy
@Jigmig3 ай бұрын
@Lolfmao-lk8ti go back to school if you can’t connect the dots of people using sarcasm when they get pissy
@poleve54093 ай бұрын
@WaffleMan-qg7ketrue lmao some of these comments make me cringe
@Sunny-ld4nn3 ай бұрын
Went to college and learned that Jupiter is a gas giant and totally uninhabitable by anything humanity can make so far.
@mazeophobia18 күн бұрын
plot twist the college is called jupiter
@Creative_Artist203454 ай бұрын
"He's running away!" No tiffany, he's bike riding away.
@thecat6274 ай бұрын
Women ☕
@matijav87374 ай бұрын
Fr
@matijav87374 ай бұрын
@thecat627 fr
@FuseTheo4 ай бұрын
You mean cycling?
@professionalmexican79194 ай бұрын
Thought ur pfp was the Aussie aboriginal flag 💀
@helenwang91234 ай бұрын
"hes running away!" Blud is literally riding on a bike 💀
@IntergalacticTurtleFucker4 ай бұрын
bro you don’t have to take everything so literally, its just ad hominem
@hit38944 ай бұрын
@@IntergalacticTurtleFucker ad hominem tu quoque? I went to Jupiter.
@CinderedSilver4 ай бұрын
@@IntergalacticTurtleFucker That's not an ad hominem, please stop using words that you don't know the meaning of, you think you look cool but in reality you look stupid
@CinderedSilver4 ай бұрын
Running away is a saying, it means someone is quickly getting out of the area / escaping
@tblx3204 ай бұрын
I was just about to say in the comments he’s biking away not running away so yeah you’re smarter than me 10 out of 10 IQ me zero out of 10 IQ
@Virtual01Gamer3 ай бұрын
THE SAD PART IS WE DON'T NEED COLLEGE because we already have what they go to college to learn.
@Roblox-kk5yb3 ай бұрын
He left his bike unlocked 💀💀
@whizzverb4 ай бұрын
Going to Jupiter would actually be the biggest intellectual and technological act in the entire history of humanity.
@cryptic78444 ай бұрын
Debatable
@HaroonKhan-ov4ru4 ай бұрын
@@cryptic7844it’s not debatable, that would be the greatest and hard to beat.
@Constance_Igo4 ай бұрын
@@HaroonKhan-ov4ruyes Jupiter has immense gravity and no O2 (O2 is Oxygen) if we can go to Jupiter there won’t be a surface to land on especially with the storms they can destroy your craft
@deudz4 ай бұрын
@@Constance_Igo we can go to one of its satelites
@Constance_Igo4 ай бұрын
@@deudz yes but it’ll be too cold for us to live there
@WhimsicalWisp443 ай бұрын
and he ended up with 40k in debt and an art degree he couldn't use
@bethpace69363 ай бұрын
I honestly thought that's where the story was going. lol
@poppers73173 ай бұрын
only 40k? That's a steal!
@broskee76653 ай бұрын
Missed that fact that Ryan ended college being called Rihanna and gained her degree in gender studies. reaffirming the fact that girls do indeed go to college.
@manicmartyr693 ай бұрын
@@broskee7665this is how the video should have ended! Great comment!
@NomadUrpagi3 ай бұрын
I hear 40k i imagine the emperor and bask in his glory
@Horrorfan11-yz8vyАй бұрын
If someone got to Jupiter they would probably be smarter than alot of people including the girls that went to college
@JordySchunk4 ай бұрын
imagine finally going to jupiter after all the rigorous training just to be called stupider because you went there.
@user-vf3nz4df5w4 ай бұрын
420 likes🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥
@Aesthetic_onion_4 ай бұрын
Not even just "stupider"... "More stupider". It's not even grammatically correct 💀
@JordySchunk4 ай бұрын
@@Aesthetic_onion_ guys go to college to get more knowledge. girls need to go to 7th-8th grade highschool to learn proper fucking grammar.
@zacharyirizarry85894 ай бұрын
"Oh you girls think its so easy to go to another planet do, have you put together a gravitational regulator, or fuel control drive, or even more simple a disconnect coupler"
@noble_norse77863 ай бұрын
Girls: college Men: Space Explorers
@thesaddestdude35753 ай бұрын
Honestly id rather have been to jupiter than uni, the students at Uni were awful.
@mnd73813 ай бұрын
Girls' college degree : History, music and gender
@syaondri3 ай бұрын
To boldly go where no girls have ever went before.
@NiaAddison3 ай бұрын
Basically that’s what they’re saying 😂
@alexiawhitecloud12383 ай бұрын
As a girl, I find this hilarious
@maxleavitt81993 ай бұрын
Fun fact: the extreme gravity of Jupiter would instantly kill you
@1ofAushensLilRiders2 ай бұрын
The fact the girls say "more stupider" and also I think getting to and surviving on Jupiter (a gas giant) takes a lot of brain power
@Nximillion3 ай бұрын
HE BROKE THE CYCLE, HES THE MAIN CHARACTER 😭🤌
@danielaltanny3 ай бұрын
fr
@squidguy17854 ай бұрын
Fun fact, getting accepted into collage is surprisingly easier than going to FLIPPING JUPITER WHICH IT MILLIONS OF KILOMETERS AWAY, I know, who knew
@sjoyjuz4 ай бұрын
but then you have to go to college to go to jupiter
@iurope48344 ай бұрын
@@sjoyjuz is it that hard just walk
@craftysteve1764 ай бұрын
@@iurope4834fr
@theevolutionaryboy92634 ай бұрын
plus its hard to walk the planet is amd eout of gas AND even if you get there you would be squashed and if somehow SOMEONE does land then there smarter then college
@aaronryan12594 ай бұрын
No shit Sherlock
@NightPhoenixPress3 ай бұрын
I love that going to Jupiter in a tin foil hat and suit is just a thing that happens in this universe. 😂😂😂😂
@Qazb1413 ай бұрын
Boys have to be hella smart if they gettin to jupiter
@TheHolidayKing473 ай бұрын
Landing on Jupiter makes you the smartest person alive, technically lol
@Kaptenjoni_20253 ай бұрын
I agree
@dotsthedemonlord33633 ай бұрын
Smartest human in the entire planet
@Iceteaconsumer9003 ай бұрын
fr i never understood that rhyme like alr you go to college and get into debt and ill somehow be the first to Jupiter cya later😂
@n0vitski3 ай бұрын
Considering that it is a gas giant, landing on it would also make you the flattest one. And, like, super-expired.
@Jeff4theRaid3 ай бұрын
@@n0vitskithe heaviest one
@Plague3644 ай бұрын
"more stupider" is straight out of jupiter
@understand204 ай бұрын
Dont men have a higher IQ on average?
@junkhead_924 ай бұрын
That's why they need to go to college i guess.
@Khorothis3 ай бұрын
Going to college does get you closer to Jupiter but only because your debts will be astronomical.
@CynicalWarlock3 ай бұрын
I thought he'd go to college and see everyone rolled up in tinfoil.
@Chargerburn4 ай бұрын
It requires more brains to get to Jupiter than to go to collage 💀
@tarifffff4 ай бұрын
You definitely went to jupiter.
@hypothalapotamus52934 ай бұрын
I don't know about that. The average person is smarter than Laika the dog, but Laika the dog went to outer space first. The thing about Laika, who was a really good dog by all accounts, is that they could sort of pretend that Laika might not have died a horrible death when she went up. The same can't be said for anyone who lands on Jupiter.
@mujtabaalam59074 ай бұрын
@@hypothalapotamus5293They never said anything about landing on Jupiter, which isn't possible anyways since it's made out of gas
@derpanator56714 ай бұрын
@@mujtabaalam5907 still hella hard to get to jupiter
@hypothalapotamus52934 ай бұрын
@@mujtabaalam5907 How can you say that you've been to Jupiter if you haven't been inside the red dot? As for the composition of Jupiter, scientists believe (given the temperatures and pressures involved) that if you go far enough in, you'll hit a liquid interior. This is good enough to say that you've landed. Whether or not there is a solid core is unknown.
@IAmNotVeryCreativeBecause4 ай бұрын
"Guess you've been to Mars before" would've been a perfect comeback
@Jadenrocha98714 ай бұрын
I feel like I should get this but can you explain
@mrkrabshankandersonreal4 ай бұрын
@@Jadenrocha9871 im confused too
@breakfaith30314 ай бұрын
Venus would be better.
@happyshrewimhappierthanmos82744 ай бұрын
@@Jadenrocha9871 it turns the insult back on them by calling them stupid
@cheerthree4 ай бұрын
@@happyshrewimhappierthanmos8274 but mars doesn't rhyme with stupider?
@phoenixfireclusterbomb3 ай бұрын
Goes to college and was never able too pay off his student loans.
@slump2p3 ай бұрын
"i got a full roll of tinfoil, you comin with me or not" they goin to jupiter but they ain't using rocket ships
@ImJustNovaxd4 ай бұрын
If anyone ever said that to me I would say "Boys go to college to get more knowledge girls go to Jupiter to get fucking shredded by the strong gravitational pull"
@Dat1Boi234 ай бұрын
Well that wasn't personal💀
@B-Side.724 ай бұрын
Who hurt you bro
@Avocartoonist2264 ай бұрын
Not exactly catchy
@SprigatitoSuperfan4 ай бұрын
Girls go to college-- Throws bike at them* Edit: Yoo thanks for the likes yall
@skyplayx35584 ай бұрын
I had forgotten the throw rocks at them controversy, thanks for reminding me
@eggstudios14424 ай бұрын
me leaves of cringe
@doorhandle7314 ай бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing
@Stalker_20214 ай бұрын
yakuza
@anushkajithesh23124 ай бұрын
It's only been 3 seconds and I'm annoyed by that first part
@RubberbandsDIY2 ай бұрын
All I say to that is you’re trying to go to college so you can catch up with the boys who’s got the technology to go to Jupiter to Mars
@DamianLuisOlguin3 ай бұрын
“I got full rap of tinfoil” him covered with it got me tripping💀
@ManasManoj-jn5pg3 ай бұрын
“Hes’s *RUNNING* away”💀
@vibaj163 ай бұрын
"more stupider"
@josephbryanasuncion49043 ай бұрын
-Ryan walks casually
@imperialofficer61853 ай бұрын
they don't have the knowledge yet
@SuperSonicFan1723 ай бұрын
Cycling away?
@essennagerry3 ай бұрын
@@imperialofficer6185 exactly
@ssnakeyboy43454 ай бұрын
And on that day, CheeseParade was hired by Netflix.
@CheeseParade4 ай бұрын
🥺 dreams
@ForDeutschland3 ай бұрын
“More stupider.” Ah yes it seems we have an intellectual in our presence.
@tttt9663 ай бұрын
bro going to jupiter makes you feel smarter cuz u went to space :skull
@KevinCraftCreeper4 ай бұрын
Guy: **bikes away** Girls: “He’s running away”
@Editandmemes-s204 ай бұрын
Guy:you girls are pretty much gay
@snegsbegs4 ай бұрын
Yea it's an expression?
@Q2FwaXRhbGlzbSBiYWQu4 ай бұрын
Same energy as "Flowey ran away"
@Editandmemes-s204 ай бұрын
@@Q2FwaXRhbGlzbSBiYWQuand then he will shout you girls are gay
@3disme4 ай бұрын
“And on that day, Ryan went to college. And also went into debt.”
@kumrandy78354 ай бұрын
😂 yooo
@Hutts-c3e4 ай бұрын
1- boys invented college 2- stupider aint even a word
@JustACactus6163 ай бұрын
I thought he was gonna do a montage where he goes to college, gets a degree, works for NASA, and takes off for Jupiter
@wavavoom2 ай бұрын
Girls may go to college to get more knowledge, but girls be warned there will only be 7 planets left after i am done with Uranus.
@amor64864 ай бұрын
Going to Jupiter is a achievement
@homebrew49704 ай бұрын
"is a achievement." You should have gone to college.
@colorfulstone92214 ай бұрын
an* maybe go to college
@gentong47234 ай бұрын
Yeah uh, the moment you're there you're just gonna die instantly
@BenBen-pg8gj3 ай бұрын
Robert Frost once said:'I took the path that less people took, and that has made all the difference'.
@user-eu6bf7hm4s3 ай бұрын
🥲
@reubenmanzo20543 ай бұрын
*fewer "People" is a discrete quantity.
@vivaanbardia49423 ай бұрын
🤓☝ Uhhm aHcTuAlLy it is And I I took the one less traveled by and tht, has made all the difference
@user-tm9qs7jo9j3 ай бұрын
Path less takened
@Jollibee_mcdo3 ай бұрын
Actually to get to Jupiter you have to be smart 🤓
@broskee76653 ай бұрын
Ryan went to college and became Rihanna supporting the fact that girls go to collage.
@treeadam52983 ай бұрын
Plot twist: He becomes a nasa engineer and ends up on jupiter
@sokuchatto-sw9wt4 ай бұрын
"I got a full roll of tin foil are you coming with me or not?" best line 😂
@SixTough6 ай бұрын
How is this not more popular
@EEEEEEEE4 ай бұрын
E
@noahbattle34524 ай бұрын
@@EEEEEEEE hello I am the pure vessel here to reach you about your... various war crimes
@MatthewZIsHere3 ай бұрын
The ambiance really set the tone with the bullying damn.
@teztastiicpyrope28953 ай бұрын
This version of the rhyme makes so much more sense in retrospect but the version i grew up with was "girls go to mars to get more bras"
@SpaceKadet14544 ай бұрын
Actually seeing Jupiter up-close would be one of the most remarkable things I can think of. (and by upclose I mean relatively close).
@jeremyglass42834 ай бұрын
Jupiter is a terrifying planet to look at for some reason, also you can’t see it up close, its magnetic field will fry you if you try
@SpaceKadet14544 ай бұрын
@@jeremyglass4283 Well I can see it being terrifying because we just cant comprehend how large it is. Also, I know it is not possible to see Jupiter "up close," but it just sounds amazing. I want to have my mind blown.
@dhaivik21944 ай бұрын
@@SpaceKadet1454 you brain will literally explode
@idehenebenezer4 ай бұрын
Jesus is coming soon. Repent and turn away from your SINS TODAY🤗
@flamingdoritos95434 ай бұрын
@@idehenebenezersin more meet Satan I mean he pissed off god and he's supposed to forgive everyone
@devanshbadireddi51944 ай бұрын
"We eat bugs and throw rocks at each other" 🗿😭😭
@jamesgunawan5004 ай бұрын
Hakuna matata
@fleuryszn92324 ай бұрын
ww saw the video
@amyfree284 күн бұрын
This should be a college ad
@unknowngamerbro3 ай бұрын
Did that guy not have any self-respect?
@Case-of7xe4 ай бұрын
No no no, they got it wrong They go to college cause that's all they can do We go to Jupiter cause that's all there is to do
@iamlosingmysanityrapidly4 ай бұрын
soo your saying that ryan is an idiot?
@Case-of7xe4 ай бұрын
@@iamlosingmysanityrapidly No, he just wants to hold back