Boys go to Jupiter

The moment everything changed

[@anKad2142]

After finishing college, he goes for more higher studies and eventually went to Jupiter for astronomical research...

[@ritusarmazzzzy]

Ukr it's not even possible to land on the surface of Jupiter 🙄

[@Captainsoupbeard]

​@@ritusarmazzzzy its called a joke

[@anomalyfox5186]

@@ritusarmazzzzyThe Jovian system possesses many moons which can be landed on, and a station could be constructed in orbit of the Gas Giant itself.

[@ritusarmazzzzy]

@@Captainsoupbeard yeah right...joke...whatever🙄

[@ritusarmazzzzy]

@@anomalyfox5186 yeah right...going to Jupiter= going to Jupiter's moon...whatever🙄

[@RichHeart89]

… ”more stupider” sounds like something a Jupiterian would say

[@IstandonFaith]

Bro gave existence to a non existence species 😂😂😂😂

[@Theotheraccountforthesmilingde]

More stupider is very dumb ahh yes jupiternian

[@abhishekjee919]

Nailed it! 🙌

[@Nothing-t6h]

Why do you need to disrespect our kind, as jupiterian. I find that very offense

[@Also_me-v5v]

Same they shouldn't descriminate us ​because we have lower average iq@@Nothing-t6h

[@marckly3606]

This looks like a really good college ad

[@eliwalquist4022]

It is the Duke chapel

[@vivianmunroe717]

not going to lie that tin foil hat is the best hat I have ever seen. the dangly bit in the middle! amazing

[@timno2639]

"we eat bugs..." 'what? No we dont?' "We throw rocks at eachother" 'alright maybe im guilty of that'

[@onxyreaper1547]

It's actually how I became friends with my best friend

[@axe-tq2wn]

I don’t throw rocks. I hit with sticks.

[@zacharyirizarry8589]

Unga bunga

[@arfrados4553]

We have roaches nuggets in here what are talking about?

[@sterlinghulbert6131]

we made it to Jupiter they did not

[@PreciousLola-yx8co]

KZbin: let's show him this, he will watch anything at this point

[@afellowpotato]

I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

[@sagiri-chan-desu5169]

This algorithm💀💀💀

[@christophfischer2773]

seriously, what was that?!

[@thayer44]

Sadly, the algorithm was correct. Bonus, watching this made me stupider.

[@PreciousLola-yx8co]

@@afellowpotato 1.4k 😂 unbelievable. Thank you ✨

[@davidknight5251]

Not me thinking he was gonna pull out the Venus comeback-

[@anoymouswhythough]

LOL I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT TOO

[@superchinmayplays]

what is it?

[@StulkieePlays]

​@@superchinmayplays...

[@anoymouswhythough]

@@superchinmayplays you dont wanna know

[@Turki-_-611]

WHAT IS IT

[@20thcenturyknight]

Going to Jupiter means you have the most space knowledge ever

[@euchreairgaming]

Goes to College Gets PhD in Aerospace Engineering Goes to Jupiter

[@azgaming9291]

a PhD is aerospace engineering isnt gonna get you anywhere NEAR jupiter no matter how good you are. Humanity isnt ready for that.

[@theploot8230]

Gets stupider.

[@synneke]

​@@azgaming9291it is called "a joke"

[@DeadPool-su4gr]

😂

[@anjelousmoonwolf1940]

​@@azgaming9291because it hasn't happened yet

[@NfromMurderDrones323]

Them: "Girls go to college to get more knowledge" *Guy rides a bike* Them: He's running away!

[@dileepganta]

Most underrated comment

[@Asm0sday]

I mean it still true he is running away.

[@aasimmuhammed3311]

​​@@Asm0sdayi am sure its riding.

[@LJ-sippy]

No he means hes not running on his legs so hes not running away

[@Sammyboooi]

I guess they haven't gone to college yet🤷‍♂️

[@ferless2.f996]

"On that day rayn went to college" FOUR YEARS LATER. "he never got knowledge"

[@CaptainCappin]

His lost, well boys who’s joining me on this voyage to Jupiter?

[@JuelzJohnson-qb7hv]

Sorry but im jest going to get a job

[@rennoc6478]

🙋‍♂️

[@jaysonchaw7531]

🎉

[@nuetron_star6047]

The fact that men can go to jupiter without a college is crazy

[@steakcakegrillbake5444]

I didn’t even think about that.🤯🤯🤯

[@marzipancutter8144]

They have a full roll of tinfoil. It's all they need.

[@SSSIIIVVVAAA808]

I been places worse than jupiter

[@antonbagel]

That's privilege, my friend

[@Trexlover1]

Can we not start a gender war good god

[@despacitoman1908]

Going to Jupiter takes a lot more effort than going to college Don't let others discourage you from doing what you want king

[@Dailydoseofmemes621]

Straight up from William Lee

[@Literally___Me]

Yeah but you can’t land on Jupiter you see

[@joshuawinston8577]

I've been thinking about this since I was 5

[@glurberdurberman-cs4pd]

do college, get a phd, get to Jupiter using more efficient methods, two birds with one stone

[@isgamer-8732]

​@@Literally___Me it has a core so yes you could. You'd just be dead.

[@Ervo]

The first lesson will be how not to leave your bike in the middle of the street

[@Ghostly72]

"Running away" He's clearly cycling away

[@gelai7]

the girls are dumb😂😂😂😂😂

[@aaron.s1531]

The amount of knowledge it takes to get and stay on jupiter:

[@Cronyxx]

Plus, the girls say more stupider They obviously don’t know grammar

[@ParrotPentester]

Yeah that insult never made sense to me, like you need to either be a natural genius or went to a really good uni to be able to even come close to Jupiter

[@MoonShadow72]

​@ParrotPentester not a genius, the smartest person is history, I remind you, we haven't even had anyone landed on Mars yet, just rovers. We are out here making history while they try to keep up.

[@ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899]

​@@MoonShadow72who tfis history

[@AfricanBootyScratcher69420]

​@@ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899 tfis

[@kennywilliams669]

"We eat bugs and throw rocks at each other." He is so real for this! 💯🙏🏻

[@GreenChimken]

OOOH YOU LIKE CENTIPEDES TOO? MY FAVOURITE

[@kennywilliams669]

@@GreenChimken best bug I've eaten was pea worms. They just taste like grass

[@kennywilliams669]

Those cooked crickets are actually good ngl

[@TopofTheCircle4]

Cave Town "boys will be bugs"

[@kennywilliams669]

@@TopofTheCircle4 Yes 🤓 ive are 11 pea worms, 2 baby spiders (these taste very bad in ways you wouldn't guess, it's not even gross, it's just awful), aphid, fungus gnat and 2 ants (spicy)

[@N-the-cynnamon-roll]

I've always thought of this if boys went to Jupiter they would have to know all the controls of the spacecraft and know how to fly it making them smarter then most or the people on earth going to college

[@kwcy2537]

The production quality on this channel is way too high for what it is and I love it

[@DamuverVR]

If you go to Jupiter..you've already been through college and a TON of other school.

[@holditorsken2030]

if you go to jupiter… you’re dead.

[@normal_egg150]

​@@holditorsken2030correct, because it has very dangerous storms.

[@seanstoltz6957]

You’re probably dead if you wind up on a gas planet, the wind there is no joke. Let alone the one planet that’s known mainly for cooking up earth-sized storms

[@mauroramoscontreras6070]

Yes

[@holditorsken2030]

@@normal_egg150 the main problem isn’t the storms, it literally does not have any hard surface to stand on, it is simply just a clump of gas. you would be sucked into the center of mass, eventually disintegrating you from the sheer pressure within it

[@heyitshellfire9153]

“Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider” “Who are you calling stupider? Who’s the one with a degree in cosmology?” “Bro chill we’re 8”

[@Matches1st]

Underrated

[@Landlight143]

Girls back in the day could not even go to school

[@joinsideke]

Comments: Um, actually~ Shut up nerds, it's a children rhyme. Get over it.

[@gotanypain3083]

Now for the realistic version: "boys go to jupiter to get more stupider" "Who are you-" -saying the whole situation in their head this whole time

[@yeet6362]

​@@Landlight143"Um AcTuAlLy 🤓" Shush. It's a children's rhyme and a joke. Begone yee who doth not get thine joke dath hoth fleweth off thyne head. Thee soundeth like pooper of parties.

[@HiImLaYlA-r7w]

“He’s running away” 😂 He’s riding his bike away 😂

[@stevecarter8810]

This just goes to show, you can make better choices and elevate yourself. You don't need to be weighed down in life by what's between your legs.

[@BreakfastSticks]

Probably one of the best videos on the god awful thing known as KZbin shorts

[@CheeseParade]

Thanks

[@GameyRaccoon]

​@@CheeseParadeone of the best CHANNELS

[@Vitalbigmous]

​@@CheeseParadeI LOVE THIS VIDEOO

[@rubub8455]

you'll never believe what type of video you're watching right now

[@Literally___Me]

Short form video is a plague

[@TricBrosStudios]

If a boy makes it to Jupiter, he’s the smartest rocket engineer alive.

[@user-qb4ek1jh8o]

fr though

[@Completely_AverageHuman]

If a boy makes it to venus, he definitely has the biggest p-

[@fiddlesticks3.14]

(aerospace engineer)

[@Literally_Gabriel]

​@@fiddlesticks3.14You sir, you there, you are the type of person I've been looking for all my life.

[@Autistischer_Animations]

Yea cuz Jupiter is a funking gas giant

[@HazelHollytide]

I was so ready for "So Ryan went to college.. and when Riley left that day, he was a new man"

[@errbellyq5189]

This is such a bizarre little channel i've discovered..... I love it.

[@Irelandnokuro]

"more stupider" Ah yes, what a knowledgeable quote.

[@Prmaow]

Thats what I was gonna say

[@klutzmtg2310]

Stupider is actually grammatically correct. It just sounds really really dumb despite being correct.

[@Yeet099]

@@klutzmtg2310 more stupider is not

[@blackgoose87]

It would be correct to say more stupid, or just stupider, but more stupider is wrong

[@thacuber2a03]

which is funny cuz "much stupider" does make sense

[@MaroonBlazeMC]

If you landed on Jupiter, you would technically be the smartest man alive

[@The_one-piece289]

True because Jupiter is a gas planet

[@themostop6142]

Only if you manage to do it and live. If you just land on Jupiter with no proper precautions, it would be quite stupid.

[@travisjavier190]

For real for real

[@jaqtonido8251]

*smartest man on the planet

[@Thegaminguys190]

Ya

[@SillierBilly]

I never understood that rhyme thing because going to Jupiter is a way better achievement than going to college 🤔

[@navarrjenkins7648]

Dude Jupiter rains diamonds. If I could go to Jupiter, get some diamonds, and come back safely I’d be rich.

[@sudeux5746]

No you'd just plummet it's value

[@navarrjenkins7648]

@@sudeux5746not if people don’t know there are more.

[@davidmoreira8065]

The sentence "to get more stupider" hurts my soul as an english teacher.🙃

[@kittyboy7738]

I always found that funny, it’s grammatically incorrect in multiple ways, if you’re gonna use a made up word at least use the made up word in a way that makes sense. “more stupider” was so close to making sense

[@davidmoreira8065]

@@kittyboy7738 It reinforces the expression or feeling that the pearson is trying to persuade, but for me it just makes me annoyed in a funny way.😅

[@aramsoeteman1726]

I'm Dutch and even I get slightly agitated by those kinds of sentences lol

[@theVyache]

I guess that's why they need to get more knowledge in college

[@kth333]

The phrase "girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider" is not just a statement; it's a lyrical composition that captivates with its catchiness and clever use of language. Despite the apparent grammatical deviation in "more stupider," its inclusion serves a vital purpose in enhancing the song's rhythm, rhyme, and memorability. Rhyme is a fundamental aspect of poetry and songwriting, creating a pleasing auditory experience for the listener. The decision to use "more stupider" instead of the grammatically correct "more stupid" maintains the rhyme scheme with "Jupiter." This deliberate choice adds a musical quality to the lyric, making it easier to remember and reinforcing its impact. Moreover, repetition plays a crucial role in making phrases memorable. By repeating the word "more," the lyric not only emphasizes the contrast between girls and boys but also reinforces the rhythm of the verse. This repetition creates a cadence that lingers in the mind of the listener, making the lyric instantly recognizable and easy to recall. The catchiness of the phrase "more stupider" extends beyond its grammatical correctness. Its playful and unconventional nature adds a layer of charm to the lyric, inviting listeners to engage with its whimsical tone. This departure from traditional language norms not only adds to the song's appeal but also underscores its creativity and inventiveness. In essence, the phrase "more stupider" exemplifies the power of language to captivate and entertain. Through its catchy rhythm, clever rhyme, and memorable repetition, it transforms a simple statement into a lyrical masterpiece. While its grammatical deviation may raise eyebrows, its effectiveness in enhancing the song's musicality and charm cannot be denied.

[@BoberTee]

"No..." "No?" "Set a course for Venus."

[@Kawarbi8]

To get a smaller penis

[@nicobonafede1924]

To get more penis?

[@Sneyk64]

to get a bigger penis

[@10kdey]

"Boys go to Venus to get a bigger pe-

[@growingterror76]

Boys got to Venus to get a bigger pe-

[@Themasterofallhorror]

If boys go to Jupiter, then that means we’ve already figured out space travel before the girls finished college.

[@xX_Evil_Skeliton_Gameing_Xx]

this was the insult they liked to throw out back when i was in kindergarten and it (somehow) hurt back then. this hits extra hard for me.

[@somedudeontheinternet9067]

Meanwhile the boy who went to venus: 🍷🗿

[@antonbagel]

Uranus

[@honeybee45678]

girls go to venus to see his anu-

[@rondoesmodding]

to get a bigger pe-

[@MusikitaPosting]

Tu papá es el negro José?

[@Ashes_of_Sukuna]

I wanna be in URanus

[@CalebLtpt]

Wait until they hear about venus.

[@VarunKumar-ek3kr]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@justracoon2529]

Fly to Venus to get large penis?

[@S-CB-SL-Animations]

Don't forget about Uranus.

[@ayskaripepperooni2770]

Why do they go to venus? To get more pe-

[@Literally___Me]

@@S-CB-SL-AnimationsHow did you know where I lived?

[@DJ-XLR8]

“Now, I’ve got a full roll of tin foil, are you coming with me or not” is a phrase I’m going to introduce into my daily life.

[@kovatapmi3326]

I remember back in Elementary when a girl posted this phrase the whole class was in a state of war between boys and girls they were legit crying shouting and stuff

[@fyzgamingmuigoku3669]

He's running away. Meanwhile him - 🚴

[@TraceguyRune]

Running away is an idiom. It doesn't mean physically running

[@OnesmolToe]

They went to college, but did they get the same gains as him?

[@Takeitasyouwant4372]

"He's cycling away " 😅

[@Bear-tu1no]

They shood worck on there grammer and how did we get there

[@kittyboy6597]

Biking away???

[@cheahzhengyangmoe6043]

The amount of knowledge to go to jupiter and survive : unthinkable

[@joel.ha.]

Right, who knew that aluminum foil was the trick to surviving the -166° weather there

[@amog8202]

It's just Ork logic, I guess?

[@TheKillonator]

But Jupiter makes you stupider, they said so!

[@THADDAUS-vm5qp]

Its definitely possible but who would want to live there?

[@person___9]

@@THADDAUS-vm5qpyeah it's possible to live on hundreds of miles of toxic clouds and freezing temperatures without a surface to even stand on

[@essennagerry]

The way you say "Ryan went to college" is somehow so funny, like I can hear the lack of depth and saturation of silliness in it. And the last line was so funny, I ugly laughed 😂

[@juniper.318]

"And on that day, Ryan went to college, and came back with 50 stuffed sharks and programmer socks"

[@pace_18]

Going to Jupiter would give humanity significantly more knowledge than going to a college

[@eimerhegel427]

Especially when there is technically no knowledge got for humanity from people going to college (college isn't exactly a research lab or smth similar).

[@scratthesquirrel5242]

shh, college will distract the women long enough for us to get the work done

[@dinodare1605]

​@@eimerhegel427 Teaching students is only part of a universities job... Professors usually leave their lectures and then do actual work in their field. In STEM you'll notice that most of them are actively doing research and running their own labs.

[@Retell_74]

Girls go to College to get more knowledge Boys go to Venus to get a bigger-

[@azgaming9291]

underated if u came up with that, i am dying on the floor right now

[@feenelex]

@@azgaming9291 same

[@crackedatfortnite666]

I can't wait to head to venus

[@JellyPixel-ff1fe]

Girls go to Mars to get bigger bras

[@Btzmn]

This is it. Fellow men. This is OUR “Barbie movie”

[@bethezebra]

Plot twist: he WAS stupid after all, and proved it by going to a public university, where he earned an ultimately useless degree.

[@Venator-Class_Star_Destroyer]

Going on a well-planned manned Jupiter mission means you are probably the best of the best

[@cold485]

So you know the full video?

[@Off-roadAdventuresOfficial]

Technically, if boys can go to Jupiter, they’re smart enough to do it so

[@anon84722]

@WaffleMan-qg7ke your response to the comment sounds like something a 10 year old would write.

[@Jigmig]

@WaffleMan-qg7kewhy you mad he said the same thing you said to him back

[@Jigmig]

@WaffleMan-qg7keif you can’t take the heat don’t turn on the oven buddy

[@Jigmig]

@Lolfmao-lk8ti go back to school if you can’t connect the dots of people using sarcasm when they get pissy

[@poleve5409]

@WaffleMan-qg7ketrue lmao some of these comments make me cringe

[@Sunny-ld4nn]

Went to college and learned that Jupiter is a gas giant and totally uninhabitable by anything humanity can make so far.

[@mazeophobia]

plot twist the college is called jupiter

[@Creative_Artist20345]

"He's running away!" No tiffany, he's bike riding away.

[@thecat627]

Women ☕

[@matijav8737]

Fr

[@matijav8737]

@thecat627 fr

[@FuseTheo]

You mean cycling?

[@professionalmexican7919]

Thought ur pfp was the Aussie aboriginal flag 💀

[@helenwang9123]

"hes running away!" Blud is literally riding on a bike 💀

[@IntergalacticTurtleFucker]

bro you don’t have to take everything so literally, its just ad hominem

[@hit3894]

@@IntergalacticTurtleFucker ad hominem tu quoque? I went to Jupiter.

[@CinderedSilver]

​@@IntergalacticTurtleFucker That's not an ad hominem, please stop using words that you don't know the meaning of, you think you look cool but in reality you look stupid

[@CinderedSilver]

Running away is a saying, it means someone is quickly getting out of the area / escaping

[@tblx320]

I was just about to say in the comments he’s biking away not running away so yeah you’re smarter than me 10 out of 10 IQ me zero out of 10 IQ

[@Virtual01Gamer]

THE SAD PART IS WE DON'T NEED COLLEGE because we already have what they go to college to learn.

[@Roblox-kk5yb]

He left his bike unlocked 💀💀

[@whizzverb]

Going to Jupiter would actually be the biggest intellectual and technological act in the entire history of humanity.

[@cryptic7844]

Debatable

[@HaroonKhan-ov4ru]

@@cryptic7844it’s not debatable, that would be the greatest and hard to beat.

[@Constance_Igo]

@@HaroonKhan-ov4ruyes Jupiter has immense gravity and no O2 (O2 is Oxygen) if we can go to Jupiter there won’t be a surface to land on especially with the storms they can destroy your craft

[@deudz]

@@Constance_Igo we can go to one of its satelites

[@Constance_Igo]

@@deudz yes but it’ll be too cold for us to live there

[@WhimsicalWisp44]

and he ended up with 40k in debt and an art degree he couldn't use

[@bethpace6936]

I honestly thought that's where the story was going. lol

[@poppers7317]

only 40k? That's a steal!

[@broskee7665]

Missed that fact that Ryan ended college being called Rihanna and gained her degree in gender studies. reaffirming the fact that girls do indeed go to college.

[@manicmartyr69]

@@broskee7665this is how the video should have ended! Great comment!

[@NomadUrpagi]

I hear 40k i imagine the emperor and bask in his glory

[@Horrorfan11-yz8vy]

If someone got to Jupiter they would probably be smarter than alot of people including the girls that went to college

[@JordySchunk]

imagine finally going to jupiter after all the rigorous training just to be called stupider because you went there.

[@user-vf3nz4df5w]

420 likes🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

[@Aesthetic_onion_]

Not even just "stupider"... "More stupider". It's not even grammatically correct 💀

[@JordySchunk]

@@Aesthetic_onion_ guys go to college to get more knowledge. girls need to go to 7th-8th grade highschool to learn proper fucking grammar.

[@zacharyirizarry8589]

"Oh you girls think its so easy to go to another planet do, have you put together a gravitational regulator, or fuel control drive, or even more simple a disconnect coupler"

[@noble_norse7786]

Girls: college Men: Space Explorers

[@thesaddestdude3575]

Honestly id rather have been to jupiter than uni, the students at Uni were awful.

[@mnd7381]

Girls' college degree : History, music and gender

[@syaondri]

To boldly go where no girls have ever went before.

[@NiaAddison]

Basically that’s what they’re saying 😂

[@alexiawhitecloud1238]

As a girl, I find this hilarious

[@maxleavitt8199]

Fun fact: the extreme gravity of Jupiter would instantly kill you

[@1ofAushensLilRiders]

The fact the girls say "more stupider" and also I think getting to and surviving on Jupiter (a gas giant) takes a lot of brain power

[@Nximillion]

HE BROKE THE CYCLE, HES THE MAIN CHARACTER 😭🤌

[@danielaltanny]

fr

[@squidguy1785]

Fun fact, getting accepted into collage is surprisingly easier than going to FLIPPING JUPITER WHICH IT MILLIONS OF KILOMETERS AWAY, I know, who knew

[@sjoyjuz]

but then you have to go to college to go to jupiter

[@iurope4834]

@@sjoyjuz is it that hard just walk

[@craftysteve176]

@@iurope4834fr

[@theevolutionaryboy9263]

plus its hard to walk the planet is amd eout of gas AND even if you get there you would be squashed and if somehow SOMEONE does land then there smarter then college

[@aaronryan1259]

No shit Sherlock

[@NightPhoenixPress]

I love that going to Jupiter in a tin foil hat and suit is just a thing that happens in this universe. 😂😂😂😂

[@Qazb141]

Boys have to be hella smart if they gettin to jupiter

[@TheHolidayKing47]

Landing on Jupiter makes you the smartest person alive, technically lol

[@Kaptenjoni_2025]

I agree

[@dotsthedemonlord3363]

Smartest human in the entire planet

[@Iceteaconsumer900]

fr i never understood that rhyme like alr you go to college and get into debt and ill somehow be the first to Jupiter cya later😂

[@n0vitski]

Considering that it is a gas giant, landing on it would also make you the flattest one. And, like, super-expired.

[@Jeff4theRaid]

​@@n0vitskithe heaviest one

[@Plague364]

"more stupider" is straight out of jupiter

[@understand20]

Dont men have a higher IQ on average?

[@junkhead_92]

That's why they need to go to college i guess.

[@Khorothis]

Going to college does get you closer to Jupiter but only because your debts will be astronomical.

[@CynicalWarlock]

I thought he'd go to college and see everyone rolled up in tinfoil.

[@Chargerburn]

It requires more brains to get to Jupiter than to go to collage 💀

[@tarifffff]

You definitely went to jupiter.

[@hypothalapotamus5293]

I don't know about that. The average person is smarter than Laika the dog, but Laika the dog went to outer space first. The thing about Laika, who was a really good dog by all accounts, is that they could sort of pretend that Laika might not have died a horrible death when she went up. The same can't be said for anyone who lands on Jupiter.

[@mujtabaalam5907]

​@@hypothalapotamus5293They never said anything about landing on Jupiter, which isn't possible anyways since it's made out of gas

[@derpanator5671]

@@mujtabaalam5907 still hella hard to get to jupiter

[@hypothalapotamus5293]

@@mujtabaalam5907 How can you say that you've been to Jupiter if you haven't been inside the red dot? As for the composition of Jupiter, scientists believe (given the temperatures and pressures involved) that if you go far enough in, you'll hit a liquid interior. This is good enough to say that you've landed. Whether or not there is a solid core is unknown.

[@IAmNotVeryCreativeBecause]

"Guess you've been to Mars before" would've been a perfect comeback

[@Jadenrocha9871]

I feel like I should get this but can you explain

[@mrkrabshankandersonreal]

@@Jadenrocha9871 im confused too

[@breakfaith3031]

Venus would be better.

[@happyshrewimhappierthanmos8274]

@@Jadenrocha9871 it turns the insult back on them by calling them stupid

[@cheerthree]

​@@happyshrewimhappierthanmos8274 but mars doesn't rhyme with stupider?

[@phoenixfireclusterbomb]

Goes to college and was never able too pay off his student loans.

[@slump2p]

"i got a full roll of tinfoil, you comin with me or not" they goin to jupiter but they ain't using rocket ships

[@ImJustNovaxd]

If anyone ever said that to me I would say "Boys go to college to get more knowledge girls go to Jupiter to get fucking shredded by the strong gravitational pull"

[@Dat1Boi23]

Well that wasn't personal💀

[@B-Side.72]

Who hurt you bro

[@Avocartoonist226]

Not exactly catchy

[@SprigatitoSuperfan]

Girls go to college-- Throws bike at them* Edit: Yoo thanks for the likes yall

[@skyplayx3558]

I had forgotten the throw rocks at them controversy, thanks for reminding me

[@eggstudios1442]

me leaves of cringe

[@doorhandle731]

I was thinking the exact same thing

[@Stalker_2021]

yakuza

[@anushkajithesh2312]

It's only been 3 seconds and I'm annoyed by that first part

[@RubberbandsDIY]

All I say to that is you’re trying to go to college so you can catch up with the boys who’s got the technology to go to Jupiter to Mars

[@DamianLuisOlguin]

“I got full rap of tinfoil” him covered with it got me tripping💀

[@ManasManoj-jn5pg]

“Hes’s *RUNNING* away”💀

[@vibaj16]

"more stupider"

[@josephbryanasuncion4904]

-Ryan walks casually

[@imperialofficer6185]

they don't have the knowledge yet

[@SuperSonicFan172]

Cycling away?

[@essennagerry]

​@@imperialofficer6185 exactly

[@ssnakeyboy4345]

And on that day, CheeseParade was hired by Netflix.

[@CheeseParade]

🥺 dreams

[@ForDeutschland]

“More stupider.” Ah yes it seems we have an intellectual in our presence.

[@tttt966]

bro going to jupiter makes you feel smarter cuz u went to space :skull

[@KevinCraftCreeper]

Guy: **bikes away** Girls: “He’s running away”

[@Editandmemes-s20]

Guy:you girls are pretty much gay

[@snegsbegs]

Yea it's an expression?

[@Q2FwaXRhbGlzbSBiYWQu]

Same energy as "Flowey ran away"

[@Editandmemes-s20]

​@@Q2FwaXRhbGlzbSBiYWQuand then he will shout you girls are gay

[@3disme]

“And on that day, Ryan went to college. And also went into debt.”

[@kumrandy7835]

😂 yooo

[@Hutts-c3e]

1- boys invented college 2- stupider aint even a word

[@JustACactus616]

I thought he was gonna do a montage where he goes to college, gets a degree, works for NASA, and takes off for Jupiter

[@wavavoom]

Girls may go to college to get more knowledge, but girls be warned there will only be 7 planets left after i am done with Uranus.

[@amor6486]

Going to Jupiter is a achievement

[@homebrew4970]

"is a achievement." You should have gone to college.

[@colorfulstone9221]

an* maybe go to college

[@gentong4723]

Yeah uh, the moment you're there you're just gonna die instantly

[@BenBen-pg8gj]

Robert Frost once said:'I took the path that less people took, and that has made all the difference'.

[@user-eu6bf7hm4s]

🥲

[@reubenmanzo2054]

*fewer "People" is a discrete quantity.

[@vivaanbardia4942]

🤓☝ Uhhm aHcTuAlLy it is And I I took the one less traveled by and tht, has made all the difference

[@user-tm9qs7jo9j]

Path less takened

[@Jollibee_mcdo]

Actually to get to Jupiter you have to be smart 🤓

[@broskee7665]

Ryan went to college and became Rihanna supporting the fact that girls go to collage.

[@treeadam5298]

Plot twist: He becomes a nasa engineer and ends up on jupiter

[@sokuchatto-sw9wt]

"I got a full roll of tin foil are you coming with me or not?" best line 😂

[@SixTough]

How is this not more popular

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@noahbattle3452]

​​​@@EEEEEEEE hello I am the pure vessel here to reach you about your... various war crimes

[@MatthewZIsHere]

The ambiance really set the tone with the bullying damn.

[@teztastiicpyrope2895]

This version of the rhyme makes so much more sense in retrospect but the version i grew up with was "girls go to mars to get more bras"

[@SpaceKadet1454]

Actually seeing Jupiter up-close would be one of the most remarkable things I can think of. (and by upclose I mean relatively close).

[@jeremyglass4283]

Jupiter is a terrifying planet to look at for some reason, also you can’t see it up close, its magnetic field will fry you if you try

[@SpaceKadet1454]

@@jeremyglass4283 Well I can see it being terrifying because we just cant comprehend how large it is. Also, I know it is not possible to see Jupiter "up close," but it just sounds amazing. I want to have my mind blown.

[@dhaivik2194]

@@SpaceKadet1454 you brain will literally explode

[@idehenebenezer]

Jesus is coming soon. Repent and turn away from your SINS TODAY🤗

[@flamingdoritos9543]

​@@idehenebenezersin more meet Satan I mean he pissed off god and he's supposed to forgive everyone

[@devanshbadireddi5194]

"We eat bugs and throw rocks at each other" 🗿😭😭

[@jamesgunawan500]

Hakuna matata

[@fleuryszn9232]

ww saw the video

[@amyfree28]

This should be a college ad

[@unknowngamerbro]

Did that guy not have any self-respect?

[@Case-of7xe]

No no no, they got it wrong They go to college cause that's all they can do We go to Jupiter cause that's all there is to do

[@iamlosingmysanityrapidly]

soo your saying that ryan is an idiot?

[@Case-of7xe]

@@iamlosingmysanityrapidly No, he just wants to hold back

[@Case-of7xe]

@@MrDoesStuff how much I care:

[@thatoneguy-io6vn]

bros statement is the definition of 🗿 emoji

[@jacobortiz7087]

​@@MrDoesStuff👶 ⬆️