A-10 Thunderbolt II: Protects you with a titanium bathtub from .5 cal guns.
@kristenleopold71494 ай бұрын
.5 is kinda not true some dude got shot at by a non rocket AA system that has like a 20MM mini-gun (maybe smaller or larger but at least 10MM) and was fine.
@manthanmaharana28745 ай бұрын
2:58 Bro explained whole Sniper Elite game in one meme 😂😂😂
@victoridea42243 ай бұрын
Fr i played it a 4 month ago
@onemanshow98153 ай бұрын
And Medal of Honor
@thyrgyllenskepp97193 ай бұрын
fr
@wellingtonnorthjunction3911Ай бұрын
Or cod ww2
@mathewwatson-FireGem215 ай бұрын
Hmm girlfriend is nice but Tank is better so I'll go with the tank! It can keep me safer than a human!
@YouhavesummonedSans5 ай бұрын
Im going with an A-10 Warthog because A girlfriend would be nice but the A-10 However is better so I'll Go with the A-10! It can keep me safe with its GAU-8/A Seven barrel Minigun at the front and also protect me more ofter than A Human!
@taxibaanyoutube91565 ай бұрын
Depends on what type of GF you have: If she is a Israeli/IDF soldier one, than you have the better protection than a bit of tank armor, while also having a beautifull, strong, independent, and suprisingly nice GF. #StandWithIsreal.
@mathewwatson-FireGem215 ай бұрын
@@taxibaanyoutube9156 that's honestly a fair point, you drive a hard bargain so you honestly got me there
@Eagleblazer695 ай бұрын
@@taxibaanyoutube9156a bit of body armour isn’t stronger than a fucking thick sheet of metal
@taxibaanyoutube91565 ай бұрын
@@Eagleblazer69 you are ignoring the fact you dont know how to operate a tank. While a Isreali/IDF soldier GF can act autonomously.
@code_name14524 ай бұрын
1:01 As a boy, I can confirm that I have all of Normandy in my pocket
@Ruptureing-void5 ай бұрын
9:55 don’t have a girlfriend, don’t want a girlfriend, I’m not gay either
@BruhTNT42583 ай бұрын
Screw being responsible for someone else. I can barely keep being responsible for myself.
@Levi-d6j1h28 күн бұрын
Agreed
@bierbaronvonbrandenburg193613 күн бұрын
@@BruhTNT4258 True, true
@HesFoset5 ай бұрын
03:19 This is not a normal T-44 tank, this is a T-44-100 tank and was never used in WW2.
@TheBlackzman3 ай бұрын
Team Tank 🗿🗿🗿
@TheGamingHub563 ай бұрын
No
@TheGamingHub563 ай бұрын
Still I like tank
@Americaneagle-w8j2 ай бұрын
FEARRRR (TANK)
@SamDaYT5 ай бұрын
Bruh the Avengers was unexpected 🤣
@Justice4fives5 ай бұрын
But true
@XDMonshiiee3 ай бұрын
1:02 "I was once caught with a Raptor-15 in my pocket"
@TUPLsEverywhere4 ай бұрын
1:01 the fact that I actually carry around a little B-17 makes this hilarious lol
@alexbhoy89742 күн бұрын
lol
@enchantereddie2 ай бұрын
Girls cry when the Titanic sinks, boys cry when the Yamato sinks.
@darianparker5195 ай бұрын
Fun fact the t44 never served in ww2
@Eagleblazer695 ай бұрын
It was designed during WW2 but the war ended before they entered service
@Comdier_hunter5 ай бұрын
Ahah
@dragondefender77634 ай бұрын
It's actually funny how the number at the end of T is usually pretty close to the year it was developed. T-34 was designed close to 1934 T-44 1944 T-54 Close to 1954 T-55 same as the last T-62 T-64 T-72 T-80 T-90
@Steve-em4tb4 ай бұрын
Incorrect. A very small number of T-44As were deployed against the Japanese in Manchuria during the closing days of the Soviet invasion.
@Comdier_hunter4 ай бұрын
@@Steve-em4tb yay
@Seal_of_approval3435 ай бұрын
0:24 that's an m10 "Wolverine" GMC, not an m36 jackson
@vojtakkojecky776517 күн бұрын
funny how everyone notices this but that leopard A1A1 at 0:58 labled as leo 2 is unnoticed
@Yeetmaster_8916 күн бұрын
2:36 Bro summed up enlisted in one meme.
@ShivaySachdeva-dh1suАй бұрын
4:49 As a boy I can 100 percent confirm this as a true fact
@ChrisTall-c6o4 ай бұрын
Girlfriend: You can create an army with it but it cost tonnes of time. Tank: Can destroy buildings AND armys in minutes.
@UTTVM.7525 ай бұрын
0:06 Bro that was a P1000 Ratte
@Geshiko-GuP4 ай бұрын
"Girl or Tank?" You mean, Girl and Tank? Potentially even, Girls und Panzer?
@NeverDeadNorAlive3 ай бұрын
Yessss and noooooo
@sharmainehorrex44883 ай бұрын
Bro if my teacher takes us to beach of Normandy for an excursion I’ll literally be recreating D-Day
@maddenacharya3 ай бұрын
Can I be Hans von fritz?
@WorldWar123-q6t2 ай бұрын
0:07 Wait That My Bismarck!
@Your_Local_neighborhood_Banana4 ай бұрын
IF YOU CAN KEEP NORMANDY IN YOUR POCKET, Respect+
@NotYourYoutuber305 ай бұрын
Girls in the plane: 😴 Boys in the plane: ✈️ 🏠🏠
@Pickle-e2f5 ай бұрын
💀
@Vipersahil1105 ай бұрын
Girls snezze- colt with silencer Boys snezze - shotgun Dad snezze - a cannon Grandpa snezze- an millitary rail tank with a power of a half nuke( but with radiation called snezze bacteria)😶
@vanadiumpfeil14875 ай бұрын
fun fact: the americans developed nuclear shells for the main guns of the Iowa-class battleships
@mrdevil83405 ай бұрын
5:29 When Johnny comes marching home
@CalebRamirez-m6c5 ай бұрын
Only real, true og’s know how to dress for Normandy
@Carlos697694 ай бұрын
The boys pocket is actually true because I was able to fit my phone. I charger my AirPods, a pair of socks, monopoly, money, pencil, and a camera.
@Raining_Frazzer4 ай бұрын
“Metal over Plastic”
@jimmybacon38704 ай бұрын
5:01 THATS BRUTAL KICKBACK
@Ban_LGBTQ4294 ай бұрын
Girlfriend is a literal problem but a tank sheeessshhhhh that's my dream vehicle since I was a kid
@AjukingYT4 ай бұрын
Same
@norikosilvester87144 ай бұрын
I LOVE your name it's beautiful
@YourAverageAbrams4 ай бұрын
W Profile pic
@UceyJuceyUce-j9g3 ай бұрын
Best name and pfp I've seen in a while fr👍🏾😩🙏🏾
@beatriceicheria6322 ай бұрын
A totally unrelated comment but yes ban LGBTQ
@agentoo7104 ай бұрын
At the A10 clip,that got me 😂
@NewbieXDYT2 ай бұрын
tank you for the memes
@Occopiedworlds7 күн бұрын
You can only pick one: Girlfriend A flamethrower Me: nah, a flamethrower is hot enough
@sheamus420611 күн бұрын
Everyone gets Mode down from MG42 4:57
@WarTechHQ5 ай бұрын
Very nice video
@The_Sun-n2c3 ай бұрын
9:12 as a boy, I sneeze louder than my dad☠️
@Goldenbacon5554 ай бұрын
Bro really support boy Respect for the soilder. 🫡
@burdenhann3 ай бұрын
Girls at Sparta: It's sooooooo beautiful omg Boys at Sparta: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@user-bm2xf6io3c4 ай бұрын
5:40 Those are indeed 8 good reasons.
@Ire-t7j16 күн бұрын
The fact that i didn't cry on every single death scene on COD
@oof3263 ай бұрын
0:43 hm, i choose ww2 1:12 FLAMETHROWER BABY
@tashoncalvin97884 ай бұрын
7:32 if you hitting your rifle. Dont that make it an assualt. You your created an assult rifle while displane not to become an assult rifle.
@justhumin01d3 ай бұрын
When that 1 neighbor sneezes: Atomic Bomb
@Transformersfan-xq7ce4 ай бұрын
Helllll yeah a flamethrower
@GeraldIsAdog10 күн бұрын
The Kar98 is orange tipped😂 0:56
@Legos4Musketeers5 ай бұрын
1:01, How can bro hold so much in his pockets, especially a dang city 💀
@frankzhang12465 ай бұрын
Yea, it was only retablable up to the B17. Even the leo was pushing it.
@kyrinchhit90204 ай бұрын
Bro has pockets 30,697 square kilometers large 💀
@NameFROZAN108Ай бұрын
@@kyrinchhit9020 are that even the right thing
@Shkgrkthegreatestguy3 ай бұрын
1:01 Bro found the quiet kid’s inventory 💀
@MarcoAntonioHernandez-c4n3 ай бұрын
Boys with a selfie stick caught me off guard
@letrungnhantran10914 ай бұрын
1:02 Minecraft people’s pocket: 35 chest filled with gold and diamonds 1 token of undying 1 set of Netherite armor 1 Netherite sword 1 Netherite pickaxe 16 ender-pearls 64 Eyes of ender
@TheUSairforce4 ай бұрын
2:15 Girlfriend: makes weird sounds when she farts A-10 Thunderbolt II: most beautiful sound in all of history
@Sannsen15 ай бұрын
0:32 thats not m36 thats m10 wolverine with 76 cannon
@xtlegacy10205 ай бұрын
I was hoping someone would notice this. Well done.
@vytrixstudios21844 ай бұрын
Teacher: we are going to Sparta Girls: I've always wanted to go to Greece Me a boy: I wonder what it's like to be tackled by a 200 pound armored Spartan.
@RFe-y7yКүн бұрын
This is the first time I actually laughed at a meme
@jordyvt083 ай бұрын
Fun fact, that tank used for the selfie stick meme, is a Panther Ausf. D tank captured by polish troops during the Second World War, and those troops, under the command of General Mazcek, liberated the Dutch city of Breda. After the war ended, General Mazcek gifted the Panther to Breda, and it has been in the same spot ever since.
@EenNederlander4 ай бұрын
There's no denying that our pockets are the whole inventory
@EricNguyen-nt1id3 ай бұрын
The one with the selfie stick the tank actually got it perfectly😊
@Mohamedmoh-oh5ce9 күн бұрын
let the dog steal my girlfriend : okay let the dog steal my tank : IMPOOOOSIBLE
@Beast_cod_2013Ай бұрын
0:56 nah I have a BAR in my pocket not a kar98k
@Levi-d6j1h28 күн бұрын
M36 Jackson is perfection Why are these memes so accurate tho
@venturekain80804 ай бұрын
I just saw the thumbnail and came to say TANKS ofc
@kandacypaul1218Ай бұрын
My friend: u do have gf? Me:yes a Jackson tank My friend: YESSSSSS
@Turkishgameinvader3 ай бұрын
0:42 completely depends on the person using it
@StrangeGameA_2 ай бұрын
as a boy i can cofirm i am carrying Normandy in my back pocket
@Mountainman813114 күн бұрын
0:57 bro got the whole ahh bomber in his pocket💀💀💀
@Murat3676610 күн бұрын
0:58 mine one would be revolver,sabre like an officer(good ryhme btw)
@TheGeneralMC5 ай бұрын
What I really want is a fully-equipped M1A2 tank
@est7803 ай бұрын
the stg 44 one was SOO true, like my classmates use my jokes and act like they made them.
@josephadventure46353 ай бұрын
The WW2 game starter pack is too realistic 😂
@ДаникФарбер3 ай бұрын
The napoleon meme broke me😂😂😂😂
@General_tactics4 ай бұрын
When I play dodgeball I am the mastermind preparing artillery attack by hoarding all the balls and launching at one time.
@agentoo7104 ай бұрын
Girls: why to man die first Other girl: idk Boys: women and kids first 😂😂😂😂
@ApolloC172 ай бұрын
As a Boy, I can confirm that I DO carry a L-2 Tank and a B-17 at all times in my pocket!
@vincentandhimi699016 күн бұрын
0:19 That M36 is really a M10
@Shatter-m9v6 күн бұрын
Teacher: we’re going to the museum of military history! Girls: Ok? Boys: jumps into troop carrier conveniently placed outside Move out men! Let’s go! let’s go!
@Lucasio994 ай бұрын
1:00 as a male I can confirm that I have a leopard 2 in my back pocket
@Boneneng08084 ай бұрын
Girls plaing dodgeball: ughh i dont want to get hit! Boys playing dodgeball: GET IN PHALANX FORMATION
@baeginchulipgeumji5 күн бұрын
Smell of Gunpowder>>>>Perfume
@James-d4v2h12 күн бұрын
the a10 making American soldiers insurance clams since 1960
@A.ZRANDOMVIDEOS11113 ай бұрын
I saw the kid from rome, im still waiting for the german kid to this day.
@Calimosia3 ай бұрын
boys before the military: raaagh i preffer a A-10 warthog than a girlfriend cuz its beautiful boys after the military: im never joining this again....
@Norwegian-UnofficialАй бұрын
(0:58) ofc we carry B-17’s in our pockets🔥🦅
@MilitaryPlayer1414 ай бұрын
0:34 Someome went too far on being a nerd for the M35 😂
@thealmigthyrizzlersaurus2 ай бұрын
we are not like them stay strong
@cadu_sz4 ай бұрын
8:39 here they come, here they come my brothers, FIGHT MY BROTHEEEERS
@TONY-t5t4h9 күн бұрын
You forgot the mg 42 I always have in my pocket
@gtygdd3 ай бұрын
3:22 the guard outside school:👁👄👁
@mr.crispybacon13 күн бұрын
bro this AI says whole as Wole-A 0:36
@heazzparker8723Күн бұрын
00:37
@Thetreesspeakvietnamese3 ай бұрын
0:08 you: MAUS Vs The guy she tells u not To worry about: Backwards PO-2
@vylliumaphtin3 ай бұрын
1:01 as a soldier from ww2 i can confirm we have these in our pockets at all times, ya never know when someone is going to pull a 90mm on you.
@NotAFunniGuy3 ай бұрын
1:00 thats a Leopard 1 😭
@christinaaguila55732 ай бұрын
WHATS THE FRIKING DIFFRENTS
@NotAFunniGuy2 ай бұрын
@@christinaaguila5573 erm
@NotAFunniGuy2 ай бұрын
@@christinaaguila5573 there are... Ammo Ammunition Gun Engine Design
@vojtakkojecky776517 күн бұрын
@@christinaaguila5573 literally everything
@christinaaguila557317 күн бұрын
@@vojtakkojecky7765 oh ok
@RK_BDR_TIMP4 ай бұрын
2:35 Ak-47≠Stg44. They are very different. They look same, but their main details are different 9:50 Girlfriend: Can't be destroyed by Russian anti-tank Kornet (because she isn't on the frontline) Leopard 2A7: Can be destroyed by Russian anti-tank Kornet
@DENGODACHOKLADКүн бұрын
dont forget with the M-36 you also get 50mm of armor and mobility in the same package
@Tomcot240810 күн бұрын
normany in the pocket got me shittin in ma pants
@SirHazzington-h9w18 күн бұрын
2:15 Definition of perfection got me
@eamesfamily69534 ай бұрын
You can see regret on Shepards face for a split second 😢
@toothlessplayssD10 күн бұрын
Your meme are funny I like and subb😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
@sop19185 ай бұрын
Sherman may start judging if you start speaking and acting German
@KirillProt5 ай бұрын
the T-34/T-34-85 or IS-2 is more likely to do this
@sop19184 ай бұрын
@@KirillProt not wrong
@Kolton_Adams3 ай бұрын
We going with the WW2 guns
@אילןדנושבסקי2 ай бұрын
very cool video and very funny thank you very much
@mizfarm61033 ай бұрын
7:43 its so real and relatable, window bolt ❌ bolt action ✅