This entire movie feels like a massive fever dream that I keep remembering.
@Jakkea-w5f11 ай бұрын
For fucking real
@allthingsharbor10 ай бұрын
It reminds me of my marriage.
@GasparKvarta8 ай бұрын
@allthingsharbor Is it bad bro?
@michaelcristel30607 ай бұрын
@@allthingsharbor I'm the guy who always carries a backup antivenin injector and she called ME unprepared.
@probablynotleo43407 ай бұрын
@@GasparKvarta nah it's a good trip
@nooneyouknowhere6148 Жыл бұрын
Pitt is so good in this type of comedy.
@androidril951 Жыл бұрын
He needs to star at more movies like this.
@williamr108811 ай бұрын
It's hard to believe he was born in Shawnee Oklahoma.
@sasquatch275310 ай бұрын
man splanin....really? ghey
@derekstaroba10 ай бұрын
Yeah right so am i xonvincing yoing not to to kill me? Is that correct? Well then.. proceed with your diatribe
@Richard-gw2lr8 ай бұрын
My only complaint. I can't tell half of what the black guy is saying. It's frustrating when you hire someone who the audience can't understand when they speak. His accent is too strong. Hire a regular black dude if its his skin color. The accent is hard to listen to.
@udzalthegreatest11 ай бұрын
Brad Pitt the entire movie: I don't want your suitcase! The Assassins: Not buyin it
@supersizesenpai Жыл бұрын
"You want a blanket? You want me to hold your hand? " 😂😂😂😂
@saahiliyer114 ай бұрын
The fact that he’s genuine makes it sound so much more disrespectful
@supersizesenpai4 ай бұрын
@@saahiliyer11 IKR. Also, thank you bringing back to this gem.
@jdb80093 ай бұрын
lol u didn’t have a back up
@j-films66632 ай бұрын
Incase you're having a bad day, heres a reminder this video exists!
@NaCui-hc8srАй бұрын
I am always back for this😂
@IdleDeathGambling10 ай бұрын
"He's on this train" "Well that narrows it down, doesnt it" 🤣
@Titant2 Жыл бұрын
The "Am I mansplaining?' is just hilarious. XD
@solidmoon8266 Жыл бұрын
Tbf, what kindve assassin doesn't have a contingency if their antidote gets swiped?
@Lajos_Kelemen Жыл бұрын
@@solidmoon8266Or in any case really
@vmaninc.76111 ай бұрын
That wasn't mansplanning; it was just basic common sense he was trying to express, i mean seriously if you're going to be an assassin that specializes In poisons one would think to have a backup Secondary antidote in case you get poisoned and the first gets taken DUH!!!! lmao 😂😂😂😂😂🔥💯👍
@Farhan_04911 ай бұрын
@@vmaninc.761 You didn't have to explain the obvious.
@vmaninc.76111 ай бұрын
@Farhan_049 Oh am I mansplanning!? sorry not sorry! Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣💯🔥😁😉👍
@MPBagel0311 ай бұрын
Something to note: i remember rewatching this with friends and the main villian who I cant remember the name of was said to kill his enemies with their own weapons. Brad Pitts character does this multiple times throughout this movie, even if on accident.
@HoustonSawyer-nr5zu11 ай бұрын
Villain was white death
@pridedknight16878 ай бұрын
So Brad Pitt's character is Accidental Death?
@菌悪玉-c8s3 ай бұрын
今気がついたわ この映画の殺し屋は、みんな自分の殺意に殺されているね。
@CommadoBro22 күн бұрын
@@菌悪玉-c8s I never that. thank You for telling me that. It makes the movie even better now.😁
@callanfehr85048 ай бұрын
Ladybug has been dealing with bad luck for such a long time, he's pretty much the only character who consistently improvises well. All of the other characters just about fall apart when things don't go as they had planned, but for Ladybug, this whole thing is just a tuesday to him. Really great example of how action can be used to tell more about characters instead of just being fun spectacles. We get to see how creative, intelligent and resilient Brad Pitt's character really is, until you end up realizing just how competent he really is. He's not making excuses, he really IS just that unlucky.
@user-of9sv6xp2q2 ай бұрын
"Unlucky" and "Destiny" are not just clever names for clever girls (they're almost indistinguishable, but "Unlucky" is the clever name for the clever girl who will be known as the clever girl with the clever middle name of "Unlucky"). Ladybug was destined to be unlucky.
@XaeeD Жыл бұрын
Not sure why complaining and whining seems to be the cool thing to do nowadays, but I enjoyed this movie: thought it was fun and entertaining.
@c87kim Жыл бұрын
I liked it too
@Hephael Жыл бұрын
I liked it too
@brianmiller5750 Жыл бұрын
@@hgsgknnnmmlolb Then go watch some My Little Pony shit and stop ruining everyone else's enjoyment
@bashofibuwono8606 Жыл бұрын
@@hgsgknnnmmlolbi need 1
@mythiclegend947 Жыл бұрын
Bullet Train was fun and hilarious. Fortunately I wasn't so dense that I couldn't enjoy it on the first watch.
@theonefrancis696 Жыл бұрын
*Grabs gun* *silent struggle* "NUH HUH!" "MH-MH" I'm dead hahahahah
@DraponDrako11 ай бұрын
Jackie Chan's style of fighting, love it.
@dominiquepowell31586 ай бұрын
Me too 😁
@xXHelsingGamingXx Жыл бұрын
Best Assassin movie ever! I don't understand why people miss out on good movies like this!!
@Sanchit118 Жыл бұрын
Movie name ?
@prashantsingh-dd2fb Жыл бұрын
Bullet train @@Sanchit118
@yanzhao5673 Жыл бұрын
bullet train@@Sanchit118
@MoscowFiveZ Жыл бұрын
Bullet train@@Sanchit118
@TheInnocentBean Жыл бұрын
@@Sanchit118 Bullet Train
@4dojo5 ай бұрын
They really picked the worst snake to say “30 seconds till the venom does its thing”. The boomslang is known for having slow acting venom. People who are bit often mistakenly think that they are okay because they feel fine for hours afterwards.
@515Matteo4 ай бұрын
Shoulda just said it's a genetically modified boomslang or something
@zaynes509428 күн бұрын
@4dojo Should've gone with a Gaboon Viper or other Pit Vipers who actually are accurate in the look and temperament. Gaboon's to me are not to be messed with.
@TheDroneGeek2 ай бұрын
3:15 -- anyone else notice the continuity error here? Earlier in the fight the magazine was removed from the handgun. When they cut away and then back, there's a magazine back in the gun AND then the original magazine that was removed earlier is reloaded back into the gun which was suddenly empty...great movie -- no shade. Just love finding little errors like that!
@texasoutlaw4222Ай бұрын
Yeah. I caught that when I first watched the movie. Good eye
@ST1985920 күн бұрын
saw that, also not sure why he was trying so hard to get the magazine back as it was a loaded gun in the first place, should have still had one in the chamber
@tech_curious49859 ай бұрын
Bullet Train is one of the best movies last year
@vampiredinosaur Жыл бұрын
I need a Lemon and Tangerine prequel.
@anthonyadams40104 ай бұрын
been saying this, a good back story movie on them 2 would be so fun to watch
@ZaideReynolds4 ай бұрын
Diego brando
@fyoutube9410 Жыл бұрын
The dialog between Lemon and Tangerine made this movie.
@bartoszdulas17039 ай бұрын
No one asked for this movie. No one. But none of us knew how much we needed this. A fun, action comedy with an all-star cast at every corner. And not just Pitt, Bullock, Taylor-Johnon, HIROYUKI FUCKIN' SANADA and Tyree Henry, but little roles like Karen Fukuhara as the cart lady, Logan Lerman as a corpse for over an hour, Channing Tatum as a guy who definitely needs to have sex with anyone... AND RYAN REYNOLDS.
@darko-man854914 күн бұрын
This film felt like what a lot of marvel films try to be. This had comedy put in the right places, not ruining moments. It was, IMO, one of the best action comedies
@mattpanz609 Жыл бұрын
you skipped the part where brad pitt made the guy pay for the water! thats so funny XD
@utopes2 ай бұрын
This whole movie was hilarious 😭
@tokytoky3787 Жыл бұрын
Wish we could get a prequel and a sequel of this I kinda want to see the backstory to some of these characters
@safuwanfauzi5014 Жыл бұрын
i wish they could they made into spin-off, crossover, series, and post sequel too
@Deni_Sokolovic Жыл бұрын
I believe that BT2 has been confirmed.
@tokytoky3787 Жыл бұрын
@@Deni_Sokolovic for real? Yes!!!
@malrahj6664 Жыл бұрын
no not everything must be explained all the time. just think for yourself and use imagination.
@Spencer_Thatcher Жыл бұрын
Less is more, it's best for good things to come and go. That use to be the norm in cinema.
@amar.mohamed Жыл бұрын
This movie was completely nuts! I loved it!
@OfficialHenryWoodRabbit818 Жыл бұрын
Have the courage to listen. 😂❤ 2:22
@IronCap196 ай бұрын
2:57 his face is priceless 😂
@whiterabbit41135 ай бұрын
Ikr xD
@dmc171610 ай бұрын
the water part f##king kills me everytime
@dukekiduke Жыл бұрын
I can never understand logic of peeping the swear words, but leaving the explicit violence untouched.
@mrsneedleton3254 Жыл бұрын
Thank the youtube algorithm for that
@ianchandler46496 ай бұрын
This was definitely one of those cases where the foul play overshadowed the profanity, and both were excessive.
@gabrielrediker1116 Жыл бұрын
this is one of my favorite movies ever the comedy is peak ive seen this movie at least 20 times
@meikoholguin70829 ай бұрын
Like the part where Brad was telling bunny DUDE I DONT KNOW YOU!! As bunny throat was getting crushed the way he was speaking I will fine you😂
@karma93407 ай бұрын
i didnt even realize that was bad bunny wow 😭
@chingasdemingus Жыл бұрын
The Jackie Chan shin rub is a nice touch.
@UncleGael1999 Жыл бұрын
This movie is how you perfectly combi e action amlnd comedy. I loved it
@ZiphoWophula-mb5wi8 ай бұрын
His scream when Brad smashes his hand while closing the PC 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@paulmichaelfreedman83346 ай бұрын
I want the screen in that laptop, it's indestructible!
@dadude-me1fc5 ай бұрын
I love the chill, laidback music in the background for the first fight.
@zacharyberridge7239 Жыл бұрын
Zazie Beetz is absolutely beautiful
@the_jones5288 ай бұрын
I love the silly gimmick of the poison assassin saying "B*tch" every other sentence.
@drofhanglersnfent4 ай бұрын
1:55 that is so real lmaoo
@lethalghost92945 ай бұрын
It was nice movie but 8:00 is scary as hell moment.
@Beelzebubba2024 Жыл бұрын
Great movie. One time watch. Just keep your brains at home and enjoy it. If you are going to overthink, this movie isn't for you. For a kid grown up on south Indian cinema, I absolutely throughly enjoyed it. The over the top fight scenes. People who went to watch this movie expecting the same old same old Hollywood style bullshit action movie aren't going to like it AT ALL
@Farhan_04911 ай бұрын
Exactly.
@joshewert135 ай бұрын
No idea how this movie got shat on the way it did. One of the best ensemble of casts I’ve seen in a while. Lemon and tangerine were beyond hilarious.
@alysiacoyle5239 Жыл бұрын
I loved this movie!!!!!
@Tantemify11 ай бұрын
recommend this movie. funny and i like the fight scenes
@ZGundam832 ай бұрын
3:36 The blooper to this scene is hilarious 😂
@williamhayes2960 Жыл бұрын
Conjures the childhood nostalgia that is Thomas the Tank Engine
@Spudtatochip4 ай бұрын
Honestly, lemon and ladybug had the best dynamic this whole movie.
@stevenr.rodriguez9997 Жыл бұрын
Loved this movie, didn't even know people don't like it but I guess they didn't based on the comments, wish there was more popcorn movies like this.
@nuggzonyahchin538 Жыл бұрын
This movie was Funny and Dope asf from start to finish yo lol.
@argiebarge7955 Жыл бұрын
wat? Do you speak English motherfucker?
@annajonsson780710 ай бұрын
Loved this movie ❤
@blockmasterscott Жыл бұрын
Totally awesome movie. 🍿 👍💪
@napoliansolo7865 Жыл бұрын
Would you like some water? Want me to hold your hand? So funny.
@vladtheimpaler957711 ай бұрын
One of those prefect stand alone movies you don't want ruined by a cash grab sequel. That being said I would enjoy a prequel about how someone like Ladybug got into this line of work.
@patmcbride98538 ай бұрын
5:20 Never sheath a bloody sword.
@johnmarston30848 ай бұрын
Toranaga Sama is going wild on this one
@jshh6287 ай бұрын
Fr
@Karomix3 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that was the japanese cover of the song I need a Hero, reminds me of Shrek 2. XD
@MondSterneSonne5 ай бұрын
Die Rolle von Pitt in dem Film ist super. Diese psychische Analysen und Weisheiten usw. sind so unterhaltsam lustig. Ganz toll und bitte mehr davon.
@entronics22 күн бұрын
Some good fights. I like how they use the Bonnie Tyler song Holding Out for a Hero covered in Japanese.
@headsprunggg Жыл бұрын
that movie is AWESOME
@Toadprince298 ай бұрын
That bottle hit at 8:50 was personal
@lindildeev5721 Жыл бұрын
Looks like Vanisher stole Domino's luck.
@chrisstrebor4 ай бұрын
🤣 that's right Brad pit was vanisher 😆 and domino turned out to be a bit of a bad ass 😆
@ivananderson5041 Жыл бұрын
I love the end where Brad pit is the wrong guy
@d1rtybubbl3YT Жыл бұрын
1:58 those cuffed jeans are fire
@EmpereurNapoleonex9 ай бұрын
I really loved this movie. Was out of nowhere and hits the spot. Funny af and the characters are written well
@samnova4508 ай бұрын
Love the bloopers for this movie.
@Mista_J-y6g4 ай бұрын
4:20 Japanese version of “I need a hero” by Bonnie Tyler plays ?
@mymrmelon35039 ай бұрын
One of my absolute favorite movies lol
@Xport911 ай бұрын
Best part of this movie, is their chemistry. They are so damn good!
@bwillsskates2638Ай бұрын
This movie is good. Seen it literally 6 times.
@inkwellskullofficialchanne83176 ай бұрын
this movie was super good
@bladerunner45911 ай бұрын
In fight scene,on 2:49 magazine from Beretta take out, 3:15 magazine in Beretta gun is in,on 3:23 it out again
@karma93407 ай бұрын
double beretta maybe
@officialluckyturn3 ай бұрын
This was actualy funny and well made imo
@johnburgendy55387 ай бұрын
3:14 the magazine of the gun in still in it even after showing pitt taking it out
@SmokeyHippie8 ай бұрын
Love this movie. Tangerine and Lemon was my favorites in the movie. But Ladybug was really good as well.
@malawisupasoldier7478 Жыл бұрын
I need a hero japanese version is badass
@Thegamercat4202 ай бұрын
I like how pit really didn't want to hurt anyone. He was just defending himself the whole movie.
@guruware8612 Жыл бұрын
they try to kill each other, shooting, punching in the balls and what not. but some words have to covered by a "bleep" ? because of kids ? W.T.F
@JBliehall Жыл бұрын
Yet another moronic website that "bleeps" out the swearing..............stupid beyond words!!!!!
@ΒαλεριοςΚαβαλικος Жыл бұрын
Generally in this system violence is accepted. Talking about it, is not.
@samir-lazar489 Жыл бұрын
best movie ever
@sssabamagoo6411 ай бұрын
Love this movie
@Architect7771 Жыл бұрын
FINALLY, AFTER YEARS!
@WHYYTEwtf7 ай бұрын
Lost his Mag, but at 3:16 its there. 3:23 its Missing again.
@FoxyMitya Жыл бұрын
3:15 The gun is clearly loaded
@mihaicolceriu-nicola7148 Жыл бұрын
yeah! they forgot about the one in the chamber lol
@Balpindo Жыл бұрын
it wasnt, no casing flew when the slide was racked a few second later
@Bmaack Жыл бұрын
@@Balpindoyea I was so confused the entire time because there was one chambered, then he racked the gun and no casing came out and it all made sense
@yanzhao5673 Жыл бұрын
as I recall, he pulled gun out from his belt, maybe he did not keep one in the chamber, in case it misfires@@Bmaack
@blackopesghost Жыл бұрын
@@mihaicolceriu-nicola7148 He meant the magazine is still in the gun but one cut later they are fighting for another magazine to be in the gun. at 3:15 you see there is a magazine in the gun but then they put another magazine in the gun. continuity error
@DerpindKhersionАй бұрын
Who has A Poisonous Snake and Deals with it's Fatal Venom and doesn't have A Case full of Antidote with them at All Times
@msc35094 ай бұрын
Loved this movie.
@nawrasalmasoudi428129 күн бұрын
Not found on Netflix
@Kate-cb5kq8 ай бұрын
why does the old dude constantly keep putting his sword back like he's so proud of it. look dude we get it. you have a sharp ass sword.
@Curious_Skeptic3 ай бұрын
This movie was SOOOO good IMHO!
@harry2928 Жыл бұрын
boy am I glad I got to see this before I bought the dvd.
@JBliehall Жыл бұрын
True. Yet another moronic website that "bleeps" out the swearing..............stupid beyond words!!!!!
@hypnos9336 Жыл бұрын
swearing would only make this worse, if that's even possible @@JBliehall
@LineOfThy10 ай бұрын
@@hypnos9336It is. That’s the definition of “good”
@terryfears92696 ай бұрын
Kimiko from the boys pushing a cart
@Loumy52 Жыл бұрын
Yep, also enjoyed.
@MojoPup8 ай бұрын
This movie really surprised me. Want expecting it to be so good.
@sandeepj74145 ай бұрын
I did not understand at 7:06 why did she crawl trying search the cabinet first was a soda can then she threw that away picked up water. Already she knew she was going to be dead so why did she go around the cabinet searching for something ? Did she have an extra antidote kept in those drawers ? Or was it something else ?
@TheCompleteStrangerАй бұрын
That's just the last attempt of the of the body itself trying to do something before dying. That was pure panic and shock.
@lenart5417 Жыл бұрын
Certanly Brad was in this movie the most nice assassin ever but was misunderstood
@Quayd_McMahon Жыл бұрын
6:50 should someone tell her it doesn’t work if you don’t inject it
@DobbsterLobbster5 ай бұрын
Wouldn’t the tip already be laced with the poison anyways to extract from said container/subject
@Hengilore5 ай бұрын
@@DobbsterLobbster wouldnt the tip lose all of the venom since they are been fighting with it for a while?
@DobbsterLobbster5 ай бұрын
@@Hengilore Not really, because the plunger is what really takes it in/out the needle. You may have a very tiny puddle here and there but not the majority of said substance will stay in the needle
@Idonotexist-k4l2 ай бұрын
3:33 i love how its a rog laptop
@tripjet9993 ай бұрын
Saw it the FIRST time, when it was called, "Kingsman."
@alejandrolosadadiaz71214 ай бұрын
3:15 The gun they are fighting for still has the mag in 😅
@thevillainclub42855 ай бұрын
I love how there are ao many butterfly effects
@jamesbradley33069 ай бұрын
This movie was interesting 🤨 I loved it 😍
@ChaiTea17 Жыл бұрын
that scene at 3:06 cracked me up lol
@paulliebler76609 ай бұрын
My gf and i loved this movie , idc what people say
@robga424810 ай бұрын
Love this movie the comedy it was not a cookie cutter movie and the stars in this movies are legit
@midnytevega27776 ай бұрын
This movie is similar to pain and gain for me. I had to watch it twice cuz I couldn't believe it the first time
@Pugtail7 ай бұрын
that man really sheathed that sword drenched in blood lmao
@MikeOckslone2 ай бұрын
2:36 you can see a clip in the pistol next cut do better cmon now