10 Inventions That Nobody Needed (Epic Blaze)

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[@brianjrichman]

Today's Business Blaze Meme Count (from your friendly Meme Accountant). But first - Simon ... Over an hour long episode? I'm going to need assistants at this rate. So much ground to cover... my head is spinning. Thank you for the mentions and is the cartoon with me in available as a jpg or something? I'd love to have it on my office wall. My wife works as an office admin for accountants... so might be fun. By the way... Playing your opening at half speed, I got 22 slaps/taps and I may have missed one as well. Damn you Simon Whistler!!! During the video: Script slaps: 2 Script taps: 8 Tablet taps: 4 Rim-shots: 5 Trouble talking: 7 Smash that dislike button: 2 Simon gets lost in the script: 2 Samsung and Android Master Race: 2 Comic Sans: 8 (and I'd love to type this in Comic Sans, but I don't think YT allows fonts in comments) You're a clown: 1 Thank you Alphabet/Business Daddy: 3 Greta Thunberg laser eyes: 2 F*uck ff Microsoft Bob/Clippy: 3 Insults Danny: 3 OOOOOHHHHhhh: 2 Unpronounceable German name (Hannasch... whatever): 2 Green Cross Code Man who was Darth Veder: 3 Cocaine references (addicted are we then Simon?): 2 Healthy Hipster Juice: 1 F*uck Hipsters: 1 Number of times Simon rubs his bald head (one for the ladies): 2 O.G. Business Blaze Legends: 2 "The Show Where nobody get what they want": 3 Simon - people don't hate you or how you behave. Yes, you are such an old man sometimes. By the way, the photo of the metal detector slippers had butt plugs in it. And for today's admission that Simon knows squat about pop culture, he's never seen Star Wars? Now THAT explains a lot. I must give a mention to the concept of Smart Connected Tampons (Peace of mind. Period."..... Good God! Everything else was a one so as I have a Zoom meeting (no, not with Simon, Danny or Sam) in 15 minutes, I'm going to have to stop now. If I can get 10 thumbs up to this comment in two hours, when my epic meeting is over, I'll do a list of all the "1's" as well. Peace my fellow Meme Accountant Counters...

[@Osamuyiii]

You're a legend man 🤝

[@dillpicklebucket]

Fantastic as always. You are royalty in these halls.

[@blindyeti7313]

You truly are a Legend Mate, keep up the great work! Meme team for the win lol

[@The_Muthias]

I look forward to this on every vid. Keep it up ya legend. 🖖

[@ladykoiwolfe]

1 hour in and it's well past ten, at 60 likes so far.

[@alexcaffri9091]

"Adults dont need wacky characters to explain stuff to them; Its a bit insulting really" -The Wacky Character explaining this to me

[@e.blessssssingg]

Perhaps better phrasing would be “child-like characters”

[@wendyokoopa7048]

@@Amlaeuxrai I didn't even know Simon was capable of this till this series.

[@Subpar1224]

@@Amlaeuxrai Simon Whistler is best girl

[@motonut4503]

@@wendyokoopa7048 lol yeah he's very professional on his main channels, here he just gets to have fun.

[@Altair00rion]

@@Amlaeuxrai where's my dakimakura?

[@jaidenbrower6178]

I never thought that I would have so many inside jokes with people I dont even know

[@nroke1684]

jaiden brower welcome to the internet.

[@tiffinyharrington9307]

Right?!?

[@joshuahudgins1240]

Does it make want to smash that dislike button?

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

SMASH THAT DISLIKE BUTTON!

[@flowertrue]

I know. We're legends. Smart toasters, amirite?!

[@sarahmiederhoff2547]

So, on the whole metal detecting thing, my dad has done it since I was a child. He has actually found hundreds of lost rings, silver coins, and other worthwhile sundries. His favorites were class rings he was able to return to their owners or their owners' families as they had passed on. He usually will do this for free(some still give rewards), and has been on many local news channels. I was embarrassed in my older teens until he put my class ring I didn't know they had gotten me in his unclaimed rings display and I found it when he was showing them to our family on Christmas morning. Funny how my perspective changed through this sweet moment! lol. He works with a website that partners metal detectors with local folks needing help finding family heirlooms or wedding rings. He has a pretty high success rate. For the past dozen years he has gotten scuba certified so that he can dive and search underwater in rivers and lakes. He has even returned go pros and water proof cameras as well.

[@nicholasvalentine3907]

Did you find any paperclips?

[@ellalawrence5597]

Have you tried to convince him to start a KZbin channel yet?

[@aaronburkeen6409]

Wait do metal detectors work underwater? Or do you need a specific one to dive with?

[@sarahmiederhoff2547]

@@ellalawrence5597 , I hadn’t really thought about it, but that is an awesome idea! Thank you! I don’t know if he would actually go for it but it is something to talk about with him.

[@sarahmiederhoff2547]

@@nicholasvalentine3907, no, but tons of pull tabs from soda cans. Luckily you can recycle them!

[@haiaokuwa]

He said “Hummer” but it sounded like he said “Hummus”, so the editor showed a photo of hummus. I like this editor.

[@SalahEddineH]

Yeah I love it too! Also at 38:42, he misread "priced" as "prost-" so the editor showed a diagram of a prostate. Thank you, editor.

[@magnificentfailure2390]

@spudnic88 I dunno, I put a gallon of hummus in the tank six months ago and it is still clogging up the lines.

[@lux.illuminaughty]

The hummus cameo was fantastic

[@Femaiden]

I thought that was mashed potatoes, and I didn't get the joke. . .

[@viddork]

@@SalahEddineH I'd like to know what we would have gotten for a visual of the rest of that line: "Prost .... at a bargging ..."

[@bamacopeland4372]

never stop business blaze this is the best material on KZbin

[@deadlikedisco4726]

Second

[@rollerdragon]

as simon 'buy my merch' whistler always says... watch to the end ... cause THAT is all the algorithm cares about...

[@brainblaze6526]

Thanks :) :)

[@KB-gj5tr]

So many statements to laugh at. Thank you Simon and Danny!!!

[@jjc5475]

fucinn true mate (sorry for my bad anglesaxon)

[@squidrobotgamesdesign7170]

You've successfully planted a pavlovian trigger in me when you call us legends for reaching the end. I have watched every Business Blaze the full way through now; I can't tell you if I'm smarter, but I'm certainly more intrigued than ever about Danny's origin story

[@bronhaller]

When I was at uni 20-ish years ago, I had a free downloadable sheep that used to wander around my screen and keep me company while I typed my assignments in the computer lab - your comments about Clippy and Bob make me wish I had the sheep back, because it wouldn't judge you, it just ate your background and wandered across your page

[@Souledex]

Why am I so nostalgic for this adorable thing I never saw? I’m ready for my alternate reality glasses to place adorable cartoon sheep in my peripheral vision.

[@libbyhyett6625]

I wish I had a computer sheep

[@udowannun7780]

I had the ones that bounced around the screen. I miss those damn sheep.

[@Haileyjays]

Could you change them? I’m having a flashback to a kitten that did the same thing

[@variaxi935]

I don't understand tech. Ten years ago I could heavily customize every single aspect of my ipod touch. Twenty years ago I could do even more than that for my computer. Now nothing on the computer is as visually appealing and there's comparatively NO customization available anymore, certainly not that anyone can find without having to become more tech-proficient or spend enough time and effort that it'd just be enraging and problematic (that may just be my luck though. Trying to download maplestory always crashed the computer and twice it happened to HAIL outside during the summer on separate summers when I tried to download the app. CoD zombies never spawns jugg for me even though that is not even how game glitches work and it would require absurd effort from someone given that I play on console. yet here we are and my luck goes that way EVERY day)

[@JoshStLouis314]

Puddle of Bones is now going to be the name of my nonexistent deathcore band, thanks Simon.

[@alisaurus4224]

My Puddle of Bones tribute band will be The Boneslurry Boys

[@steves_thoughts]

Simon: (tries to mess with Legendary Legends) Simon: (injures self) Legendary Legends: Perfection.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

Comic Sans was created because the designer wasn't happy with the lack of "fun" typefaces in Windows's library. He wanted something for when kids made pictures in Paint or whatnot. He never wanted it to be used as a "serious" font and he actually was quite perplexed to find some people were using it that way.

[@inkandesk]

I still fucking despise it ngl

[@heather-bj2nd]

Who decides what’s a serious type face?

[@scottthewaterwarrior]

I loved Clippy as a kid. The teacher said I needed to practice my typing for 30 minutes, ooo look, a funny paperclip man I can click on and he'll do different animations!

[@CafeConLentes]

I remember playing around with word in the Clippy era and finding out there was a way to activate Bob, a dog, a cat, or some other characters instead. I thought this might be a way to make the pop-up tips less annoying. It was not.

[@wendyokoopa7048]

Years later conquered by clippy

[@wendyokoopa7048]

And there is a rule 34 of a pregnant clippy..

[@NM-wd7kx]

@@wendyokoopa7048 take back this cursed knowledge.

[@wolvie1618]

​@@wendyokoopa7048 dear humanity, why

[@rickmay1188]

Tin foil hat theory: Simon, Danny, and Sam are all the same person... Tyler Durden style...

[@Factsatthespeedoflight]

Hehehe I had the same idea

[@VvDiverDownvV]

Thats alot of work tho xD he puts out alot of content

[@rickmay1188]

Yeah, but Tyler never slept. Probably why he was 2 people.

[@nawaldner]

My tin foil hat theory is that this is a huge social experiment, every time he says smash the dislike button I have to smash the like button

[@strangeandwonderful247]

Evidence to your theory: in the first few moments of this video Simon says, referencing the chair, "I have to move this over here or it will will be a nightmare when I edit this later" ..... Theory confirmed!

[@bon7029]

"399 pound tricycle" Me: It weighs HOW MUCH?..... Oh, money.

[@sagwafare]

Bon BCD’s Ppppppppppppo

[@Digitalhunny]

Loving the phrase "Oh, money" sooo much! 😆😆😆😆

[@PokeMaster22222]

I have to wonder if a British Pound is named that, because the coin weighs that much - using antiquated, obsolete, nonsensical Imperial units.

[@TempestTemple]

@@PokeMaster22222 It's the value of a pound of silver. That's why it's "pound sterling," a pound of sterling silver. Plus a pound is about 500 grams, can you imagine how heavy your pockets would be?

[@disbeafakename167]

@@TempestTemple probably not that heavy. £0 = 0 grams.

[@carston101]

Been watching Simon's other channels for a couple years now, but for whatever reason this is the first time I'm watching Blaze-Boi. Can't believe I've been missing out on the hilarity that goes on here!

[@Mary1337]

Also didn't know about this one!

[@lisasteel6817]

Every time you say you haven't seen Star Wars, an Ewok dies. There's blood on your hands, Simon.

[@malcap]

Is it wrong that I now want him to say it even more often.

[@NimhLabs]

Ewoks are literally awful--they meet space faring creatures, and the first thing they do is eat them. They are furry little eldritch abominations that give no shits what so ever.

[@ZeldaboyOG]

I haven't seen Star Wars, I haven't seen Star Wars, I haven't seen Star Wars, I haven't seen Star Wars.

[@fallingpetunias9046]

Knowing the typical habits and lifespan of an Ewok, I'm fairly sure this is coincidental

[@austinflint8671]

"I have to stand for an hour" *laughs in common laborer*

[@bigsawdust4726]

Over here on my eighth hour standing with five more to go lmfao

[@Krieger-jo2kf]

He probably isn't standing on concrete too.

[@spudthepug]

@@Krieger-jo2kf *laughs in uncommon laborer*

[@halfpoints]

I worked a few jobs till I was 20 thinking an 8hr shift on my feet with no breaks was just "a thing" for minimal wage. brutal.

[@codykidwell1369]

Right iv worked 28 hours with a few 20 minute brakes and I don’t sit down while blowing glass

[@atlfan6565]

"It's 2019 Clippy" No Simon, it's 2020. Are you honestly 5 months behind on publishing? Unchain Danny from the radiator and make it faster

[@SaraH-jn5db]

Once danny escapes Simon will still have 2 years worth of content

[@UsernameU222]

I'm think it was recorded in 2020, because he mentions coronavirus, unless he was tracking it in December.

[@brainblaze6526]

haha, no, probably just a misspeak :D

[@emberklavins9567]

Business Blaze that’s what someone who has an editor chained to the radiator would say

[@user-dx8nj7qj2g]

@@UsernameU222 simon was tracking it december, when he thinks a pandemic is gonna hit, he records multiple lines, some where he mentions the pandemic, others where he doesn't. than he has sam edit them together to make it smooth.

[@ignitionfrn2223]

3:45 - Chapter 0 - Metal detecting sandals 4:55 - Chapter 1 - Microsoft bob 11:50 - Chapter 2 - The radio set print newspaper 17:40 - Chapter 3 - The juicero press 26:00 - Chapter 4 - The pause pod 28:25 - Chapter 5 - The sinclair C5 38:20 - Chapter 6 - Smalt 42:15 - Chapter 7 - Lift shuttle 45:20 - Chapter 8 - The pavlock 52:00 - Chapter 9 - Smart luggage 56:00 - Chapter 10 - Clippy

[@Catseye189]

Thank you!!

[@St.Linguini_of_Pesto]

LMMFAO.. I haven't watched enough B Blaze, so I'm still trying to get used to such an animated & lighthearted Simon.

[@brainblaze6526]

With time you'll get there.

[@aliejoe5622]

If you worked hard you're already a legend

[@luisvarca]

Hah yes. I watch all of Simon's disas...channels (jk love ya) and I have just accepted they are all different Simons. Clones with slight genetic alterations.

[@nancydavies6446]

I watched casual criminalist first my son said "oh its simon" then directed me to brain blaze.... Its similar but more murdery 😳😂

[@SirWussiePants]

One of my favorite "memes" (before there was anything called memes) was a picture of Clippy saying "It look like you are trying to write a suicide note..."

[@mammuchan8923]

That is so terrible but so darkly funny..

[@EMurph42]

I love black humor.

[@yosephdevries3051]

That's a thing of beauty I'ma Google it rt now .. sorry Simon I'll watch the vid to the end later...

[@rhysmoffitt6602]

I've seen that its gold

[@maiaallman4635]

That's hilarious!

[@tohi507]

Sometimes when Simon says “Danny” it sounds like he’s saying “daddy.” I smile quietly to myself.

[@katjaanjuli]

20:36 when he says “Hello Business Daddy” 😍

[@Quacka]

That’s because they are in a secrete relationship

[@VeganSanatani]

Well that's fucking sick .

[@magnificentfailure2390]

@@VeganSanatani Why? Are you afraid to let your imagination run wild?

[@royestep9071]

Freudian slip?

[@TheInternetHelpdeskPlays]

3 years old and still an amazing video. Party on Simon and your greatest channel

[@Yuzral]

0:48 - In the immortal words of Gimli, son of Gloin: THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!

[@Kaiserland111]

This channel just cracks me up so much...from Simon's random laughs and interjections, to the fantastic tone of the script, and the editor's hilarious edits. Love you guys.

[@m0j0e97]

0:20 Simon: I’m going to push this out of sight Proceeds to push it so it’s just barely still in frame 😂

[@brainblaze6526]

Extreme frustration while editing.

[@mrcroob8563]

'Tobacconist' is one of the most British things I've ever heard.

[@sislertx]

Fizzy pop..lemon.curd SANDWHICH....REALLY...

[@ropeyprune4216]

@@sislertx Yes but it is. Barm? Bap? Bun? Cob? Roll? Batch? Lolly ice or Ice lolly? And do you remember when Freddos used to be 5p!

[@sirandrelefaedelinoge]

@@ropeyprune4216 I remember when Mars Bars were 10p...

[@Not_a_number_]

@@ropeyprune4216 Mmmm Freddo

[@simonblackham4987]

@@sirandrelefaedelinoge ... I remember when Mars bars were 6d (2 1/2p) ... Milky way bars were 3d ...

[@davudlastname2545]

*When you don't see Brian* Where's Brian, is he safe? Is he alright?

[@brianwhorton5619]

Yeah bro I'm safe, I'm ok

[@davudlastname2545]

Brian Whorton oh fwef you scared me

[@EMurph42]

Brian Whorton Dude, I’m extremely stoked for your being a BLAZE MEME!! What a compliment!

[@theblackberets3379]

It seems in your anger you killed him.

[@--enyo--]

I was about to suggest he joined Sam and Danny in the dungeon.

[@thepresence365]

When I was a child, Clippy was kind of cute when he was bored. He would twist himself into shapes.

[@eggs8021]

That's honestly kinda fucked up if you think about it

[@stephaniemarquez7072]

Sounds like anxiety to me

[@MrLoftyDreams]

He was cute as, except the computers back then were hopelessly starved of resources, and Clippy didn't help this one bit. My favourite Clippy act was printing

[@criticalfayle7509]

You can see the cogs in Simon’s brain seize up when he goes to slap the script but it’s no longer made from paper... Much love to the new fourth horsemen of business, KZbin Brian! But honestly though how big is this radiator really must be getting a bit crowded now? Extra love to you all for the epicBlaze and the crazy amount of work these long form episodes take!

[@xpinkbunnieinwonderlandx8454]

I grew up in the 90s and early 00s, we had a fax machine because of agency work (manpower) and timesheets, it made it easier to fill them out at home and send in at the end of the week, which also meant we had the original paperwork if it was ever required for evidence. Makes it harder to burn the paper trail in corruption.

[@m.kayewilliams2550]

Clippie cost me probably $400, and I have never hated technology more than when he appeared. I was doing medical transcription, paid by the character, and typed over 100 words per minute. Clippie would pop up all the time, and I would lose a few bucks every time. We learned to turn him off, but he would be back. The IT dept would come and inactivate him, but when we started the computer back up or changed programs, looked up a word, etc, there he was. I felt like I was being stalked. One of my coworkers actually attacked her screen in frustration. Luckily, she was tiny and only damaged her fist (losing her typing time). I remember when the juice machine came out and I thought it was a parody of some sort. I was amazed that anyone would even consider using it. I'm old so I have a small glass dish that takes 3 minutes and gets all of the juice out, price 70 cents! (It's called a reamer, but I hesitate to use that term considering today's lexicon. ) Keep up the good work. Histrionics aside, I enjoy the Blaze. If you need advice on ancient tech or boondoggles, let me know. And FYI Mattel is pronounced Muh TELL. I know I'm nitpicking, but it drove me crazy when you mispronounced it. Danny spends hours on these programs, and I know you do too, but maybe a quick Google pronunciation search?

[@katrinabryce]

I remained with WordPerfect until about 2010 because of Clippy.

[@m.kayewilliams2550]

Katrina Bryce I loved WordPerfect. I’m writing a nonfiction book and the index creation abilities were so much better than Word.

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

For the Mattel bit, if you stuck around like a legend at the end of that video he clearly proves he knows how to say it and just doesn't care.

[@katielancaster6376]

@@MinistryOfMagic_DoM ah Levi jeans moment

[@timothyreinerman1001]

Shirts I want "Simon says I'm an absolute LEGEND" "You can have my watch time when Simon's done with it"

[@Kynk]

I am 30 minutes in and didn't realize it was an hour long til you said it.

[@apparentlynot1stLeonchubbs]

Took me till I cruised thru the comments and saw yours.. Then I checked my time and I was about 30mins in as well 😂🤷🥇

[@n8thal718]

OMG... What a delayed thought process. He commented about hour long video in the first 10 min of video... This is truly the Twilight Zone of ADHD. 🙄🙄🙄😉

[@Kynk]

@@n8thal718 ??? what?

[@joewilson941]

Holy f*ck this is beautiful coming back to compared to how tame "brain blaze" is now 🤣 you're sat down all the time now, I feel you were much more animated when standing Simon!

[@UsernameU222]

"Now Sir, how did you break your iPad?" "Well, my friend, Danny, made a great pun, and I didn't have my usual script to slap. You could see the predicament I was in."

[@rebexxadirtysouthcats5898]

Dammit, I read it in his voice too! 🤣

[@starjones1]

Rebexxa DirtySouthCats same lol

[@BossPenguin]

I'd like to submit two suggestions for merch shirts: "Danny and I, on the same PAGE!" and the three wolf shirt with Simon's face on it instead of wolves

[@NathanCassidy721]

Just replace the wolves with an drawn Simon throwing back his head in laughter while holding an iPad. Presumably on the 3 Wolves Amazon page.

[@nikkicoyotie8431]

I'd rather see Simon's head replace the moon.

[@steves_thoughts]

Brian, I got you... that script slap spree: 23, methinks. I wonder if Simon knows who Statler and Waldorf are...

[@jphilb]

Steve Burke I don’t think he has seen Jaws or Star Wars. No way he watched the Muppets from the 70’s. Waka waka.

[@hayreddinbarbarossa661]

Statler and Waldorf were what we called my grandpa and his best mate. Identical.

[@iowafarmboy]

I got 29 or 30. The very start was hard to count even at .25 speed.

[@brianjrichman]

I slowed it down and got 22, but to be honest, with an hour long video, YIKES!

[@TheCat72850]

Brian Richman I took a nap in the middle 😉

[@alisaurus4224]

I have fond memories of our old green-screen Amstrad, playing such games as Spindizzy, Boulderdash and Covenant. There was also a vaguely Wizard-of-Oz based platformer that loaded from cassette tapes

[@AlexTiffinYT]

Simon in Mega Projects etc: Very professional, well spoken. Simon in Business Blaze: what the f*#k is this sh#t. Never change this formula. NEVER

[@nataliedecook188]

My husband uses the Pavlock and it’s actually quite effective at keeping him from getting too distracted for too long. You basically described how it works effectively - you set it up with your phone and computer and it will zap him if he uses for like more than 5 minutes. Apparently it’s supposed to help you quit smoking by showing you if you begin to lift your hand up to your face, which I think may be more problematic than helpful. You can also set alarms that require you to do specific activities to get the shock to stop. It wakes him up on time (makes him do jumping jacks) and makes sure he leaves the house for work on time (QR code in his car that he has to scan at the time he is supposed to be leaving the house). My husband tried all sorts of alarms but it took actual physical pain to actually be functional lol. It’s helped him keep his job and stay focused and has saved me time and sanity as I was doing the job of being his check on everything beforehand.

[@mjfan653]

sounds like a life so shit i'd rather check into a psych ward and never look back (partially because of the straitjacket, but mostly because just the description of that life makes me depressed)

[@NoahGooder]

im honestly curious if he has ADHD

[@nataliedecook188]

Noah Gooder - not diagnosed with ADHD but he’s had a hard time focusing on anything his whole life. He was the one who research and bought the Pavlock because he had some goals and dreams he was sick of not being able to complete and would like to avoid any more medications if possible. It’s not perfect and requires being willing to commit to the consequences of being shocked if you don’t do what you wanted to do but it’s worked pretty well for him overall.

[@Striker9]

Imma have to look into that. Alarms can't wake me up and im always late for shit, not to mention just plain lazy as hell.

[@renschuon4992]

Person with severe ADHD here, that sounds really helpful

[@b3ans4eva]

I’d love to hear about all of Richard Branson’s failed ventures. Virgin Cola springs to mind.

[@GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou]

This may need to be delayed until later this year or even 2021 for current event reasons.

[@benrogers5058]

Made with freshly squeezed virgins. Doesn't even need a machine, easily to get with just your hands.

[@jsnsk101]

i remember that, it wasnt bad, it was just another cola type drink. Maybe that was the problem.

[@remlatzargonix1329]

b3ans4eva .....Branson's biggest failed venture: Virgin Condoms.......no re-sales?

[@diskgrinder]

Virginger ale

[@laurencezeffler4223]

As a British German I have never before been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.

[@MichaelWarman]

17:20 Faxes: I work in the energy industry, mostly gas; until just last week, National Grid still needed to be sent a fax if you wanted to retrospectively allocate your gas differently (I assume through witchcraft). The energy networks run 24/7, every day of the year, creating serious difficulties in and disincentives to updating processes, with the potential to cause a huge crisis if your new system breaks everything as soon as you install it. It's for the same reason that most US military computers still run on Windows XP, and their nuclear weapons genuinely run off massive floppy disks.

[@smooshiebear80]

That explains a lot. The government runs on software that hasn’t been supported for YEARS! 😮😂

[@Clarkyboy1979]

Excellent, just when I'd run out of anything good to watch an hour long blaze drops, cheers Simon!

[@brainblaze6526]

:)

[@epowell4211]

Technology was advancing so fast when I was younger that, by the time I entered the workforce, all the computer classes I took in school were obsolete. Clippy and his alter egos were my best friend as I had to learn on the job. My favorite, and least distracting was the cat, who was content to just ignore you most of the time. Also, since my co-worker was driving me crazy, Clippy and his alters were the one thing that made my job bearable. TBH, if there was an updated one available now, I'd 100% load him lol.

[@JB-pm8kq]

Measuring out that pre ground salt with music and lights…. ❄️☃️😤

[@loganpalmer663]

On Microsoft Campus there is a bunch of “free Clippy” graffiti spray painted on signs and sidewalks. It’s great

[@tomcat124us]

Poor Clippy he was the A.I. we didn't deserve. He would never have been SkyNet.

[@Altair00rion]

@@tomcat124us revenge of clippy

[@revenevan11]

@@tomcat124us It seems like you're trying to start a nuclear war and annihilate human civilization, would you like some help with that?

[@mikryan5846]

Are there bullet holes

[@stephjovi]

Sadly rewatching this 8 months later, it could be a brand new episode, hasn't aged badly yet.

[@atlfan6565]

Beard? Check Sport coat with casual clothes? Check Raybans or similar glasses? Check Not liking things most people like and liking things most people don't? Check Loves his unpopular opinion? Check Sorry Simon, you're a hipster.

[@aprilkurtz1589]

I was a hipster before hipsters were invented. In high school they just called us weirdos.

[@atlfan6565]

@@aprilkurtz1589 and only a hipster would brag about how hipster they were before it was "cool" cough* cough*

[@aprilkurtz1589]

@@atlfan6565 Nice try. My friends and I were all punk rockers in the late '70's.There have been hipsters since time immemorial. They just had different names. Freaks, Punks, Greasers, Weirdos. I thought it was terribly cool to be a punk rocker. We weren't hipsters with money. We didn't have $300 for fedora. We bought them for 50 cents at the thrift store. And skinny ties. Lots of skinny ties.

[@sgtkill9698]

Really though, only hipsters point out other hipsters. Sooo..?

[@markkarasik2211]

What about us old long-haired Hippies? Would there be hipsters without Hippies?

[@PranksterGL25]

this is the channel you watch when you are ready to be an adult and have your hero Simon humanized, this is where we realize how dense that shiney noggin of his is, oh you pretty mouth reading a script you, keep it up boys

[@lisamarie06]

As someone who was in high school back in the 90s, I think I learned more about writing a resumé from Clippy than I did in school.

[@smooshiebear80]

What? You had computers with Word on it? The only computers my school had that didn’t run on DOS was the Mac lab, and hardly anyone got to use them.

[@kateglover9113]

Simon: I really should read the scripts before filming Also Simon: Has never once read the script before filming 😂😂😂

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

And I hope he never does.

[@nesto2947]

I'm convinced the other 2 people Simon keeps mentioning are just him in different blazers and slightly changing his voice

[@inkandesk]

The hosts of the other channels are Danny and Sammy, but they both think they’re also Simon and that BB Simon is one of the other two

[@elizabethhattingh432]

I used to love Clippy so much as a child! I was very sad when he disappeared.

[@flowertrue]

Is it weird that I miss him saying "It's ya boi Simon?" That's not weird, right? Right?

[@chanteller659]

SW: "Fax hasn't been a thing in my LIFETIME" The Medical World: *chuckles from hell*

[@PaddyLCak3s]

Government offices too

[@sierrasouthwell9237]

Although they usually use electronic faxes. I don't think my entire organization has a single physical fax machine.

[@c.d.ruppert9560]

Hotels, as well. Expedia and HotWire are terrible about that shit. If you book a hotel room online and the hotel can't find your reservation, tell them to check the fax machine. It'll most likely be laying in the tray like a dried dog turd on the sidewalk. Its both annoying and terribly unreliable.

[@potlach001]

Parents are insurance and notary so I've used it alot XD

[@Beany2007FTW]

I sell fax to email to the medical industry *chuckles in hard cash*

[@thekingofalldoom]

"What is my purpose?" "You dispense salt." "...oh God."

[@utubebgay]

yeah, welcome to the club pal

[@hsdgfasdg5646]

Rick and Morty, nice

[@patmurphy6849]

Thanks for keeping me company while I learn about all of the gadgets that I do not want or need!

[@Memento_Mori_Morals]

So as someone in a wheelchair I have to point out that when I saw that smart luggage introduced that could follow you around was invented I was actually overjoyed! It meant that I wouldn't necessarily have to have a second person help me when at the airport... (cause I have a cervical injury I usually need someone pushing me, and then a second person aiding me with my suitcase...) and as for "don't pack so many things..." well... I literally have a backpack with me that I can take on the plane but it's filled with medications typically, there's literally no room for clothing. D: So some people have to check luggage. Also I've done laundry when on vacation, it's nbd... but it's still annoying that I have to rely on aid with my luggage... When I took a greyhound across California and someone assured me they'd put my suitcase on it.... and they didn't. I asked them three times. When I got to northern california I found I had no clothes and was missing many meds I needed. I got them about 14 hours later thankfully, didn't have any seizures fortunately. But I was pissed. The greyhound people had the gall to ask me (in a wheelchair) why I didn't put the suitcase on the bus myself.

[@deathring1133]

Wouldn't a suitcase that clips or hooks onto the back of your wheelchair be a nearly equal and cheaper alternative, however? I mean, I don't know if that's something that's been invented, but if it hasn't, it probably should be. The person assisting you could just attach it when you set out, and there's no chance of electronic failure. Also, I can't imagine smart luggage would have fixed the problem with the Greyhound bus, unless they'll allow you to bring it on the bus with you. Maybe they would, I haven't taken one before, but if they don't you'd be in the same position whether you have a regular suitcase or a smart one.

[@Memento_Mori_Morals]

@@deathring1133 1st, lol yes I would have been in the same problem cause I couldn't lift the suitcase... but it also was like 20ft away, if it was beside me, it mighta helped a little so they knew I was on that bus... 2nd I've thought about a suitcase that could clip behind a chair or in front. I need help pushing myself due to my neck being injured, so it cant go behind me personally but maybe for others? After I posted this comment me and a buddy discussed designs lol. I was thinking something that maybe has an extension, almost making it like a push/pullable cart. Even bigger wheels on current push cases would make some push or pull able for wheelchairs. (Kind of like a dolly) It might be easy to simply advocate for slightly larger wheels for handicapped people. Then two metal clips could attach it to the back or it could be pushed.

[@KlodFather]

@@Memento_Mori_Morals - Being the jerk joker that I am I realized that there are as many bad jokes at the bottom of this story as there are tears and anger. I would have been mad on your behalf. Then again life is not fair... sometimes you get the shaft. If I was traveling the same bus, I would have just carried your bag and pushed you... In the bus not under the bus LOL Seriously, I know the level of forkery you deal with. Bring on the self driving cars... just get in with your shit and the puter takes you where you need to go directly. Simple, warm, safe, and automated.

[@anastasiaromanot6626]

Wheelchair luggage has been “invented”. There is (or was) a company that makes a nifty set of luggage that can attach to the back of a standard manual chair (I can’t remember if they did a connector for a power chair but that’s something you could easily rig up yourself with ordinary luggage). However, it was extraordinarily expensive. Somewhere in the region of £500+ for the basic set with larger sizes and more configurations available for ££ (probably $700+ to you). I did message the company to point out that the average disabled person, at least in the UK, is on a limited income, and products priced like this make them tauntingly only available to the wealthy disabled. They sent a long winded reply about development costs and that it would be cheaper if more people bought them. Unfortunately, many of these products are priced so that only a tiny minority of disabled people can afford to buy them and thus they inevitably stop becoming available, or they try to fund them by crowdfunding and the initial price means they don’t meet the targets (there was a great wheelchair strap that could clip things onto your lap to carry them, but it was £150/$200 and didn’t meet the target funding, so no one can buy or make it now 🤷🏻‍♀️). Unless they price them realistically or make them to be useful for the ableds as well, all these great solutions are out of reach. I’ve not traveled by coach yet, but it doesn’t surprise me you had problems. If airlines/coaches/trains can get us *and* our chairs & luggage to the other end, it’s usually a bloody miracle! Sorry, minor rant on products for the disabled there 😬. I do get rather tired of the notion that we all have unlimited funds to spend on these magical aids.

[@Memento_Mori_Morals]

@@anastasiaromanot6626 no no! It is so true! I can't afford that! Maybe some sort of way to make it so normal suitcases could attach to a chair.... hrm...

[@whitman911]

Clippy: "It looks as if you're trying to write a suicide note. Do you need help with it?"

[@johnlynch575]

HAHAHAHA

[@johnlynch575]

Thankyou

[@paulluce2557]

The Suicide Note, or the actual Suicide?

[@paulluce2557]

After owning a machine with Windows Vista, I felt like commiting suicide...

[@katjaanjuli]

“Simon, don’t abuse virtual dogs. They’re just as real as real dogs” 🤣🤣

[@Ron4885]

No dogs should be harmed (even virtual) in the production of videos.

[@ItsAsparageese]

@@Ron4885 Yeah, it's not something I'll rail against too hard but it's poor practice. Unfortunately young kids are dumb with their mimicry, and sure the real responsibility is with their parents but let's be practical, fault isn't as important as the community obligation to generally help discourage/reduce risk of kids or stupid people doing harmful things to any animals anywhere. Of course, that's only for actual portrayal of animal abuse, and here it was only quickly verbally joked about and the narrative context was obviously against abuse and pro-dogs, so just clarifying that nobody should misunderstand my broad point above as being critical of THIS video, 'cos it ain't

[@Ron4885]

@@ItsAsparageese Very well said.

[@Memento_Mori_Morals]

@@ItsAsparageese Well, don't even go and catch insects in Animal Crossing cause that is virtual animal abuse.... and catching the fish... I mean zomg! www.peta.org/features/animal-crossing-new-horizons-vegan/

[@davejones5705]

"I just have a thing against everyone" is the next piece of merchandise that we need!

[@steve66oh]

I think this already exists as the game "Cards Against Humanity"..

[@davejones5705]

@@steve66oh Would a Simon Whistler themed version of Cards Against Humanity work?

[@johnanderson5500]

I absolutely love the hour long episodes! Never stop business blaze!

[@sephiroth7023]

“Hoover, We make cars that suck!”....how did u miss that joke???!!?🤣🤣 love the content!

[@brianjrichman]

Alright. So I got more than 10 likes - pushing 40 likes now, so... "One Count Memes" These are the memes I counted one of, mostly are where a topic gets counted so where Simon says something about a subject and drops a line on us. out of nowhere and it's more or less never seen again. As ever, there will be more that I might have missed, especially in a Blaze video that lasts over an hour. Good God Simon! 63 minutes is enough to stress anyone.... So here we go: Simon with hair Sam insults Danny by using Comic Sans font Full on Twat (that has a much more rude meaning in the USA than in the UK) This is all racing downhill until Simon goes POP F*uck you science (with lots of 4's on the board) Loser Cruiser Tigers of Money The show where nobody gets exactly what they wamt You're a tool Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'll take that into consideration moving forward. Thank you, I'm sorry. (how very English) Absolute Legend Buy a tee shirt HAVE YOU CONFUSED ME FOR A SHILD? No Simon, we have not F*uck this I'm Quitting today I should read these in advance so I can sound smart This looks terrible Clive I guess you're over the hill Simon Kid on a trike faceplant (I LOL'ed at this one way too much) Just going to play Croquet Carefully puts iPad down (just the once) Prostate trouble picture (he was all limp) Don't smell your fingers ... Too late. GROSS. Finally we come full circle Shouts: "Why, Microsoft?" Sexist eye balls??? WHAT??? Conquered by Clippy By the way, a motorized suitcase is nothing! I have seen a motorized cooler with someone riding round on it at college football games giving out cold beer. Now THAT'S the stuff of legend. It was 40 minutes into this video before I needed to take a pee break! This one was WAYYYY TOO LONG (that's what she said)! And we'll leave it there. See you all next time (Thursday?)

[@merryc.5466]

Umm "she" has almost NEVER said that. Keep dreaming. XD Edit: *badum tiss*

[@vnikyt]

Next one better be tomorrow; he had me worried he’d gotten The Rona. And another count! You need your own category of legend lol

[@vnikyt]

Next one better be tomorrow; he had me worried he’d gotten The Rona. And another count! You need your own category of legend lol

[@jimcappa6815]

The 'kid in the trike faceplant’ was brutal yet darkly hilarious

[@alanhilder1883]

But were there any mention of that particular game advertising, something about shadows?

[@joannewilson1162]

Pretty sure people at work think I’m crazy. I’m walking around just laughing at Simons antics. This guy is a TRIP. 😂😂😂

[@rhondasisco-cleveland2665]

ADHD?

[@stephen3164]

Clippy was a lot of fun - to mock. “Looks like you’re writing a suicide note. Need help?” Reminded me that we used to download screen, uh, things, that would just roam around your computer screen. There was the sheep exe file. Click on it 10x, and you’d have 10 random sheep wandering around, slowing your pc down. Some only worked like a screen saver, and would eat parts of the screen image until you moved the mouse. I’m old.

[@bluesira]

I had little anime girls that would sit on top of my clock or on the taskbar, etc. No point whatsoever other than to clutter the PC.

[@artsofthewood5748]

I just realized that screensavers are not a thing anymore.

[@janemiettinen5176]

I lost my cool several times with Clippy, Im old too. I kinda miss screensavers! I had one truly epic one, Snoqualmie; it was a hybrid between kaleidoscope, fireworks and lsd-trip. It was magnificent. But what I dont miss is the atonal modem sounds you couldnt turn down or off and that constant, soul-crushing lagging. Or crashing just when your download is 98% finished (which meant hours of time), especially back then when you had to start all over again, getting the missing 2% wasnt an option. These modern kids wont ever truly know what pure, all invasive, white hot rage is. Probably havent cried out of frustration either :)

[@artsofthewood5748]

Yeah, I liked the pipes screen saver, also the ones that would slowly build an image. My favorite was of one going through a maze in first person.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

Project Metroid was my favorite "desktop pet." For one, it wasn't malware like most of the others, and it was based on one of my favorite video game series.

[@andrewlp]

The aVe Juicero videos are a lovely introduction to Canadian churlishness... I think that channel and Simon Whistler's 37 channels have made up the majority of my desperate COVID content binge...

[@kaylynnhouchins9932]

Business Blaze=Simon revaluating his career choices Also Business Blaze: Simon's Midlife Crisis Vlog Edit: It's a midlife crisis. He even has an outfit. 41:45 "...this is my midlife crisis outfit" -Simon Whistler

[@weescotspaul]

omg please don't call it a mid-life crisis! I have at least ten years on Simon, so thinking of _him_ having a mid-life crisis makes me feel *OLD AS HELL!!.* Thanks! 😁

[@brianjrichman]

I think Simon has a few years to go before he reaches any kind of mid-life-crisis. That'll be whenever Internet videos are no long a "thing" and he is anchoring on a travel TV show from his Gulag in the Eastern EU, THEN he'll remember this thread.

[@millimetersofmercury]

nah it's definitely an existential crisis I'm seeing 😂

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

Simon and I are the same age. Fun thing about mid life crisis though, you can have one whenever you want because you never know when you'll die so you may have missed your chance to have a mid life crisis already. It's the Fermi paradox of human life. Which side of the line are you on?

[@weescotspaul]

@@MinistryOfMagic_DoM That's a very good point, actually!

[@semaj_5022]

Every episode of business blaze must be an hour long. No arguments.

[@phillip1869]

When are we going to get a business blaze covering all the occupations of Danny?

[@Madtownbiochem]

I think the going joke/bet is 1 mil subs.

[@phillip1869]

Zachary Eggers that will take forever

[@brainblaze6526]

I don't think we have enough time.

[@zalphinian]

@@brainblaze6526 Could we make it a series? (Danny: The University Jobs or Danny: The jobs are just starting to sound legit?)

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

We have all the time in the world. Make it happen.

[@bob8mybobbob]

One of our "specials" in elementary school was computers and one of the first things we did when we logged in was to change Clippy to one of his other forms. I usually went for the dog or the cat myself, but I think there was also a wizards and a ball, possibly others.

[@stevenschnepp576]

If you're technologically savvy enough to not need Clippy, you're savvy enough to deactivate it.

[@LadyNightshade]

I was savvy enough to do it, but not my parents… clippy stayed. I was young enough to love that little bugger.

[@witchesofessex1]

I liked Mr clippy! I laughed every time I saw it. 😄

[@joshyoung1440]

Correllary: if you can't figure out how to deactivate it, maybe you should take the help. Maybe you should take all the help you can get.

[@Fireberries]

I disagree? I knew how to write a letter and browse the internet well enough by that point, but as a 7 year old, I wasn't able to be rid of him because my reading comprehension wasn't good enough to find the settings, as I recall (browse the internet = look for games and/or use the forced teaching websites like BBC Bitesize, which is quite enough for a seven year old) Also, and I'm not sure how this was happening now, but when I was old enough to understand certain words to actually turn him off in settings... he always returned? Not straight away, but I don't know how. Perhaps through updates to Windows, but they were not as common as they are now. Too much time has passed for me to recall anything that might have been the cause. He was a menace

[@ProbablyNotLegit]

@@Fireberries to he fair if you're a more feckless child you can just go poking round the system files

[@daradelle3665]

Amazing. This rotated back to me in my feed, and I found myself starting to watch it again 🙃 just because the neon sign still worked! 👋🏾 to Brian R. (the Meme Accountant). I know you're still around, and your services were/ are greatly appreciated. BLAZE ON!!!

[@Reddotzebra]

"I'm Talkie Toaster, your chipper breakfast companion! Talkie's the name, toastin's the game..."

[@YouTubecanfuckagoat]

Jody Owen How do you feel about muffins?

[@theweirdguyinthecorner]

No muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes, or bagels! No croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, and no hot cross buns, and definitely no smeggin' flapjacks!

[@nfwolfaardt]

"Who doesn't love cocaine?" Simon Whistler- 2020

[@doperagu8471]

Simon Whistler - 2019 And probably Simon Whistler - 2021 😂😂😂

[@Cyril29a]

@@doperagu8471 and probably everyone ever from the invention of cocaine until heat death of the universe.

[@curtisrobert186]

I like this a lot 🤣🤣 this perfect, I started with TopTenz about a year ago so this is awesome to get to see your personality more in this video.

[@m0j0e97]

4:52 “And this begins our epic blaze 😏 “ *lights blunt 😎 🔥

[@wmdkitty]

Exactly.

[@markkarasik2211]

😎 bowl blazed!

[@chloemiragehall8242]

Same

[@feltongailey8987]

I feel certain that this is not a manufactured memory, because I too remember the cgi dog that functioned in the same manner as clippy, but preceeded clippy by a bit.

[@siniebeck4821]

Between this channel, TopTenz, and Today I Found Out, Simon has essentially taken over my television during the day. I pop on one of the videos when I start my morning, and next thing I know, KZbin auto play has done its thing and now I'm 25 videos deep

[@endearingteacup]

I actually watched your other channels and then I just thought: "if this guy has a podcast or a show where he just rambles." and through that I discovered Business(Brain) Blaze.

[@lordvaderbossofdoom3960]

"90,000 years a dollar" -Simon Whistler 2020

[@edmundthespiffing2920]

0.0000111111/year

[@annaliseellard2136]

"I don't know, I'm lost, let's carry on" is my life motto

[@starfallsire8695]

Jucero press - "Most Californian thing you've ever heard" Raw water - " Hold my beer"

[@Adam-118]

It's really nice being late to this channel. Having the morning coffee with this show is quite enjoyable. Thanks from Washington.

[@valkyriexes]

When he mentioned the 3d dog.That was an alternative to clippy. They came with a wizard and some others.

[@brainblaze6526]

Oh shit, yeah I remember that wizard.

[@angeleyesgreen1586]

I liked the kitten

[@dyveira]

It came in Windows XP, usually when you used the search function in Explorer.

[@TJForceIX]

I always used F1, the little robot

[@rufousdederp]

I didn't know that I needed an hour long episode of Business Blaze until I was given a one hour long episode of Business Blaze 😎

[@brainblaze6526]

:)

[@andrelunaisatuna]

Brian Richman is a TRUE legend

[@steves_thoughts]

Allegedly...

[@brianjrichman]

@@steves_thoughts I like to think so... At least a legend in my own lunch time. Which according to all the meme dictionaries is not too much of an achievement. I should use these meme dictionary web sites more, but to be honest, I can only put so much time into doing this and I still have a job to do as well...

[@brainblaze6526]

Truest of the true.

[@cuttwice3905]

@@brianjrichman If you work hard enough at memes you could have a whole new career.

[@brianjrichman]

@@cuttwice3905 Maybe...

[@McWillis]

Honestly. This channel is the most attractive. Your commentary here is more honest and integrity of your own personal opinion. This is the third channel of you I subscribed to.

[@ididitlikethis2273]

congrats on 100k simon, we did it people, soon business blaze will be bigger then pewds in no time.

[@NyanyiC]

I really can't understand the hype around PewDiePie

[@brainblaze6526]

Seems the only way to achieve this will be to film BB while sitting on the floor.

[@olivialambert4124]

The Juicero demands for internet access were less about the date checking, and more about anti-piracy. As mentioned sell-by dates are easy to handle. However the packets had a very steep markup and as anticipated many companies would sell their own very cheap juice packets able to work with the Juicero press. So there predictably became a market of Juicero piracy and Juicero jailbreaking. Apparently jailbreaking the machine was pretty easy to do, if my memory serves me correctly. The company just needed an excuse to include that technology, hence the dates.

[@wolvie1618]

The fact we have reached the point in society that juice machine piracy exists is honestly wild

[@effusivefugitive]

Simon: "I just found out I'm a millenial." Also Simon: "What's a fax machine?"

[@AdZS848]

Would you believe they still use faxes here in Germany?!?

[@andiward7068]

@@AdZS848 They are still used in the USA as well, just not very often.

[@ilarious5729]

@@AdZS848 Spain also uses them, learning that sure fucked me over, haven't seen a fax since 90's 2020 europe what gives?

[@AdZS848]

@@ilarious5729 the UK doesn't use them at least... They are geographically part of Europe even if they don't want to be. When I came to Germany, some government office asked me to fax something. I just thought 'I haven't used a fax since 1995!'

[@MINKIN2]

@@AdZS848 Many older companies still use fax albeit in a limited capacity because there will still be some long standing customer still relying on the older tech or they can also be used for sending sensitive documents to another party without the it reaching hitting the internet. They are also still useful for legal docs where a signature is required. Most office copiers will have a scan & fax function built in and windows has a built in fax program (as stated by Simon) that allows you to open send fax without printing it out.

[@stuarthyslop7216]

The Manic Miner reference alone was worth the watch, what a game. Also there was a ZX Spectrum 128k later on in the series but its the 48k's rubber keys that make it so iconic.

[@mysteryphantom7075]

"I haven't seen Star Wars" Simon, every time something iconic pops up, you havent seen it. What do you even do in your free time?

[@____-pb1lg]

Create a new channel

[@kerrydesilets4226]

Too busy running five billion channels XD

[@Sir.Craze-]

Free Time? XD 🎩👌

[@davudlastname2545]

Wearing a horse mask

[@Count_Smackula]

Obviously, he spent too much time "slapping his script" when he was younger.

[@toolatetocolonize]

“I’m only gonna drive hummus” made me spit out my drink

[@jruler93]

Pretty sure he said "hummers", but with his accent, it's understandable how it could be heard as "humus".

[@TheNasaDude]

I have a strong hunch HUMMUS is going to be big!

[@timhocking529]

TheNasaDude Does humus come with a free toaster?

[@timhocking529]

Hummus powered hummers for the win.

[@TheNasaDude]

@@timhocking529 no, it comes with just 1 duck

[@sventer198]

Simon, I’m sure we wouldn’t mind you sitting occasionally. Get a decent armchair and have a perch when you do these epics. We love them!! DOGS ARE PEOPLE!

[@Amccordford]

The armchair in the background he sits in for Megaprojects would be just fine for these longer ones!

[@eansba88-]

Too much cocaine to sit.

[@jennygallaher5458]

Thanks for making me laugh- info w/out so serious 😅

[@ku8721]

My reaction to a one hour video from Simon by channel Geographics: Is it interesting? Biograpics: Do I really care about this person enough to watch an hour about their life? Today I Found Out: Well they found out a lot I guess Toptenz: Only ten? Business Blaze: FU@K YEAH!!! I better grab snacks!!! Also one whole hour and not a single fight with Siri?