The Most Insane Celebrity Feuds

[@brainblaze6526]

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[@bellehunt4206]

Magic Spoon is a bit expensive and I wish we could get a slightly better deal than $5 off.

[@nopenope4402]

@@bellehunt4206 I had to look it up, based off your comments. Yeah, granted it was 20 years now since I've bought cereal, but a box costs around $3.85. It looks like now it's around $5 a box. They're selling a box for $10. Why would anyone waste that type of money? It's literally cheaper and healthier to doordash fresh fruit every morning, than to buy Magic Spoon cereal.

[@bitmen1296]

I want you all to imagine nine year old Simon trying to tell a story from start to finish. The tangents would be unhinged.

[@TitularHeroine]

I'm picturing it as the cabbage story too. Half of it unhinged tangents about how much the story sucks (like in this episode), and half the tangents about "how good this part" is.

[@wesw9586]

😂😂😂

[@onlywisehermit6624]

What story, it's all tangents. Until he tuckers himself out and sleeps.

[@Scooty_Scooty]

Imagining a 9 year old boy huh, you should prob be on a list somewhere because that is suss

[@wmdkitty]

@@Scooty_Scooty So, uh, we all immediately thought it was a cute thing to imagine, and you're the only one who went to p*dophilia. _You're_ the one who's sus.

[@Epiidevvy]

Simon not appreciating the cabbage story is peak Simon

[@cmaden78]

Nope, don't think. It's funny, either must be an age thing.

[@Gos1234567]

The cabbage thing is pathetic and seems like a thing only single English lads in their 20s living in the 90s/00s would find funny

[@nopenope4402]

@@Gos1234567 Did you watch James Acastor tell the story, on WILTY? It's kind of important to have seen it, not just hear Simon belittling it.

[@nopenope4402]

@@cmaden78 If you actually watched James Acaster tell the story on WILTY, you would find it funny.

[@meganmills5412]

He took 6 months to retaliate and only did it to stop the random people giving him cabbages and yer it got werid by the end but he wasn't the one who started it and wanted to ignore it mostly just people found it funny and kept going, it's silly but so is his comedy so it's on brand for him

[@daisybollo6094]

Cabbage story was hilarious!! Especially random ppl just handing him cabbages on the street! Oh the sweet frustration!

[@Bacopa68]

I'm sure that kid became the world's coolest nine year old. I had beef with a local celeb when I was ten and became totally cool.

[@magnificentfailure2390]

As a person of Irish lineage, I was captivated by the cabbage story. *More Cabbage* !!!

[@darkermatter125.35]

"Fuck it, we'll do it live!" nearly killed me lol. Thank you Not-Sam for the edit as well ❤

[@toospooky051]

It's a classic

[@darkermatter125.35]

@@toospooky051 and even better when not coming from a complete psycho lol

[@toospooky051]

@@darkermatter125.35 I feel like that's part of the energy of the meme 😂 Just being so angry about dumb shit that you just spout out dumb shit lol

[@muadeeb]

Bill O'Reilly back in his hey day. Now I need to listen to "To Play Us Out"

[@sherylcascadden4988]

Marvin and his "earth shattering kaboom" is my personal favorite.

[@gilliganallmighty3]

Simon: What are we here for? Not this. Viewers: "This" is exactly why we're here.

[@craigchristian344]

It's becoming really tedious tbh. Think I'll stick to Biographics, Geographics, Today I Found Out etc.

[@Karlayoung02]

@@craigchristian344off you go then 👍🏻

[@thexyouman]

100%

[@4lyeskas]

I adore many of the running gags on Le Blaze but nothing is ever going to be funnier than Simon having almost negative knowledge of pop culture but knowing the most obscure movies and historical facts.

[@itcat_x2605]

Yeah struggling with Sinéad was pretty painful.

[@pourpeopledrinks]

The surprise nailing of the "Welcome to the Jungle" lyrics was the most ADHD thing to ever happen on this channel and THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING BC THIS CHANNEL IS LITERALLY JUST AN EXERCISE IN ADHD AND IMPULSIVITY LMAO

[@rickwilliams967]

Right? How does that even happen?

[@TashaBryanRENegade]

Hahaha, James Acaster and his cabbage feud is hilarious. Getting sent cabbages in the post, brilliant.

[@ThatWriterKevin]

Everything about the story is brilliant, and I loved how genuinely angry he seemed when he brought Mick on WILTY

[@TashaBryanRENegade]

@ThatWriterKevin WILTY is genius! Great script again fella.

[@ThatWriterKevin]

@@TashaBryanRENegadeThanks!

[@han5vk]

No it's not? It's the most boring shit ever.

[@therealunicornselene]

​@@ThatWriterKevin I think it helps knowing his comedy 😅

[@ianmitchell9348]

My personal favorite celebrity fued is between Simon and the literal sun

[@darkermatter125.35]

Kevin, I appreciated the James Acaster story. And Not-Sam did a great job supporting that bit with clips. It isn't Simon's fault he doesn't know anyone, so he can't appreciate their humor. Well... maybe a little his fault, but not yours lol

[@ReiverBlue1971]

lol ;D

[@slevelneves]

I love the cabbage story

[@MrSen4lifE]

pretty ironic a very british man not understanding a very british story

[@darkermatter125.35]

@@MrSen4lifE this is true lol. I'm in the US, and I've only run across a few clips of the guy because he isn't popular here yet. I've heard of the shows mentioned but I've only seen a few shorts of them. I've watched the Big Fat Quiz of whatever a few times on KZbin. But I do really enjoy Acaster's stand up when I see a clip. So this crazy story I never would have caught anywhere else was a lot of fun

[@NextEevolution]

That was actually a pretty chill feud and I found it really endearing. Thanks Kev-ster.

[@N8ThaGr8r]

Lol, watching old Simon videos really makes ya realize how much hes come out of his shell. He is soooo much louder now

[@harrisonbergeron9764]

Never thought I would get "Rick Rolled" by Simon.

[@gennystout8952]

Me either 😂😂😂😂

[@samclydemayes]

He’s done it to us in the past

[@Johnny_Shields]

The cabbage story was adorable. Thanks Kevin, I'll send Simon a cabbage.

[@gennystout8952]

We need a place to send them! I will send one from PA in the USA!!!!

[@Fanney47]

I'd cabbage Simon. 🤣

[@dylankennedy6389]

You can find the address registered to his company SMW Holding S.R.O based in Prague, if you really want to haha.

[@elnombre91]

I did not expect the episode to cold open with Simon quoting "Get in the ring" but I'm into it

[@TashaBryanRENegade]

🤣🤣

[@cindyscrazy]

As childish as it is, the song is AWESOME to scream along to when you need to vent frustrations. LOTs of swearing and posturing. Love it for that.

[@chitlitlah]

​@@cindyscrazyYou got that right. I got that album when I was 15 or so and that song got me pumped. It's a bit childish but that's okay when you're an adolescent.

[@macethorns1168]

And in this corner, weighing in at 850 pounds...GUN AND ROSES LOL I wonder what that weight is now!

[@EveryFairyDies]

Hey, we just had a Warographics which opened with Simon quoting a Sabaton song, so we're slowly forcing him to become exposed to metal! 🤘

[@chuckclark3214]

Surely I'm not the only one who was actually laughing at the honorable mention story. 🤣

[@Fanney47]

It's the best! And the Acaster thing they show clips of is so hilarious. I always laugh when I hear it. 😂😂

[@stillmagic714]

I think I love how much Simon hated it.

[@joemagnus5085]

"Take a shit in his mom's mouth " just overtook " I'm just a flesh bleh bleh bleh" for sustainable laughter on a Simon riff line😂😂😂😂

[@Karl_Marksman]

I will never forgive myself for laughing at Simon laughing at his own jokes

[@pamelamays4186]

It's such a joy to watch Simon rock out.

[@Remianen]

Ah, you must be hearing impaired then. 🤣

[@flimfan92]

"watch" not "hear"

[@DuncanMcParty]

Danny stole Simon's meds again, hasn't he?

[@Im-Not-a-Dog]

He just borrowed them....

[@kazualkrisis2449]

Nah, probably right in front of him but his ADHD prevents him from seeing it and/or remembering to take them. Idk how he can hold a serious demeanor in his other channels lol.

[@DuncanMcParty]

@kazualkrisis2449 Well how else do you combat cocaine?? Ketamine, allegedly.

[@DuonDRaven]

That Titanic cut was absolutely savage lmao...

[@EveryFairyDies]

I couldn't resist 😂😂😂

[@maironamakesstuff]

I was watching Brain Blaze yesterday and for some reason, I realized that it had been awhile since we'd heard an exasperated tangent about **that** window. Less than 30 seconds into this video, and I'm already smashing that like button!

[@gennystout8952]

I was kinda laughing so hard at the "that" window tangent and the memes that went with it.......Thanks @everyfairydies

[@michellemire8462]

I think Simon would like more drilling to happen in his building too

[@HavaWM]

“What are you here for? Not this.” Simon, failing to understand his audience yet again. 😂 We are ABSOLUTELY here for the random rants. Any actual info between those rants is just icing on the cake…

[@oldtimegames96]

I love how hard Simon tries to avoid lawsuits by throwing in the word 'allegedly'

[@Sonamyfan875]

I absolutely hate it. It reminds me of those idiots that say "in Minecraft" like that'll ever help.

[@rickwilliams967]

It's pretty great. It reminds me of how some TV shows or movies that need sponsorship (who use product placement) and they make it into a joke. Examples: Wayne's World with the Pepsi plug or Community making Subway into a straight up laughing stock. Rick (the character, not me) is known as "Subway" so Subway has the legal right to attend the school and sell food there. He also becomes a Honda salesman under Billy Zane. So God damn funny.

[@rickwilliams967]

​@@Sonamyfan875for your response, who the hell cares dude? It literally has nothing to do with you.

[@auroraice9360]

i’m proud to say that i witnessed the cabbaging live via the radio show when it was happening, i fckin love that story, my favourite part is james’ genuine rage when talking about it

[@bjrnarleevolden8101]

I had no idea I needed to hear Simon recite the best line of GnR’s get in the ring, and I’m so glad I did!

[@gretl01]

Right?? Best thing to happen to me all week! Love it.

[@mattiemathis9549]

Yeah, I got rid of my TV after I found Simon. With all his content I don’t need TV anymore.😂😂

[@zurielsss]

Same here

[@sherylcascadden4988]

I got rid of my TV eight years before finding Simon.... Maybe I'm too poor to afford one, but maybe I'm ahead of the curve?

[@southwestphilomath807]

Time to get blazed and blaze out with some brain blaze 🧠

[@MAGGOT_VOMIT]

YA KNOW THASS RIGHT!! 😎👍

[@lracseroom8286]

or as he often calls it "Blain Braze"

[@seanmorgan2356]

Same!

[@louyork8379]

Same 🤤🥱

[@seanmorgan2356]

​@@lracseroom8286I love it when he does that.

[@katiewright1730]

Kevin, I am a James Acaster fan and the cabbage story is amazing no matter what Simon thinks.

[@TashaBryanRENegade]

Preach!

[@Fanney47]

Exactly! 😂

[@steev1121]

I love the cabbage story, but this has really shown how much of my enjoyment was from James' energetic retelling. Thanks Simon. 🤣

[@pr0cr4st1na7or]

Lead singers definitely aren't always band leaders: Pete Townshend and Tom Scholtz were the major creative forces behind The Who and Boston respectively, not their lead singers. Also, at least in the US, most billionaires and major companies barely pay tax at all, especially compared to the amount of direct and indirect subsidies they receive from the government.

[@VendettaCP]

Simon not knowing or appreciating James Acaster but making eat poop jokes incessantly is on brand

[@whoarewe7515]

What is there to "appreciate" about James acaster? The only laugh I got from him is when presenters call him a comedian.

[@griffinmckenzie7203]

​@@whoarewe7515 Okay, kid. Lol

[@pv2639]

Who tf is that acastr lol. Tiuch grass pooof

[@griffinmckenzie7203]

@@pv2639 Was that a stroke or are you just mentally handicapped?

[@whoarewe7515]

@@griffinmckenzie7203 if I was a kid in retaliation to your comment I would send you good sir tomatoes. 🤣

[@jessejoyce1295]

I found the cabbage story to be amusing, Kevin. And, hearing Simon say billionaires don’t leech off of society, my question is, really?

[@ThatWriterKevin]

Thanks!

[@Kaotiqua]

Don't forget- at this point, it's pretty much assured that Simon's a millionaire, even if he doesn't act like one. So he might be internalizing that just a smidge. 🤣

[@Liv-sz8rv]

@@Kaotiquathe difference between millions and billions is insane. A million seconds is 11.5 days. A billion seconds is 31.5 years.

[@nobodyfamousX]

​@@Liv-sz8rvseriously. I truly believe that if I got a little luck and the right opportunity I might be able to build up to one million someday. But a billion? That's not happening.

[@spiritkid9109]

Bands are totally all over the place in terms of actual structure, sometimes frontmen are purely figureheads and do nothing but sing, sometimes they are the whole endeavour.

[@pamelamays4186]

Simon, nice Fleetwood Mac reference. You legend!

[@jerard1979]

Simon, you absolutely never have to tell us that you don't know who someone is or that you have never seen a movie or TV show. The only thing that is surprising is when you do know them or have seen something. It is kind of odd that someone who puts out so much information about these things to not know any of them but that is what we expect from you now.

[@Sonamyfan875]

His brain holds information like a sieve holds water.

[@c2thag666]

Never stops to amaze me how out of touch with any type of Pop Culture or History Simon is lol somehow still love him though 💚💚

[@AnonXio]

Love how the new Sam approved mic position means Simon can bang his head against it. Not as jarring for Sam and a lot more comedic.

[@Tob1Kadach1]

Simon, you never fail to make me laugh 😂 you're a mid 30's man who is so out of touch with pop culture.

[@TheManLab7]

Same here. Were both the same age, both live in Kent UK (not that fake Kent in the US (Why America have you copied ALL our names from the UK? Do you not have any imagination or anything? 🤨)) and both don't pay any attention as to what's going on in the world because people tell me what's going on in the news and I couldn't give a toss most of the time.

[@ermanotorresable]

I’m 34 and feel like an old man when people talk about new celebrities and these tik talk people lol. 😅

[@kieronparr3403]

I'm 37 and have no clue on half the references

[@gamin9wizard945]

I'm 24 years old and don't know much about these references either, since I try to avoid the mainstream media at all cost (not in a tinfoil-y way of course). Does that make me an outlier?

[@Hessen84]

@@TheManLab7 It was people from there and they came to America and asked "What should we call this place?" and answered "Why don't we just call it the same as where we came from?"

[@tanglewife]

Did Simon really claim in the ad read that it's perfectly fine to eat 7 bowls of magic spoon in a row with no adverse affects?! 😂

[@IANF126]

i for one enjoyed the cabbages just because cabbages are funny. also the public reaction just randomly sending cabbages was gold.

[@mmminno]

Being a person from the US who loves James Acaster, it's really funny to hear a guy with a british accent not know how to pronounce his name.

[@epowell4211]

You've been going on about that Peanut Butter flavor so much, I was determined to try it, but my local stores only had Keto Works PB, and it was freaking awful. I've heard people say a food tastes like cardboard, but the Keto cereal literally tasted and smelled like styrofoam coated with powdered sugar. It was the nastiest thing ever. I'm still going to keep an eye out for the Magic Spoon, but not as expectantly.

[@nwvfd22]

I'm really enjoying Lorelei's editing madness.

[@EveryFairyDies]

Thanks! I'm enjoying bringing the madness!

[@ChelseaCorrine]

The James Acaster story was one of the funniest stories on WILTY lol

[@ThatWriterKevin]

It's such an amazing story

[@jdt.jd.]

I think the story of him sleeping in a bush is up there too

[@Fanney47]

Lol yes!

[@PoschSpice30]

I’m beyond happy you mentioned Get In The Ring. It’s the best lesser known GNR song. It sucks they don’t play it at their shows now

[@louyork8379]

That’s was a good one. Never hear it unless I’m the one playin it. Neat.

[@LovelyDestructionSTL]

YES.

[@gatsby201041]

It’s always nice when, Simon yells out “Hey Siri” and all my devices wake up and answer his question lmao

[@zurielsss]

The first 10 seconds is already making me smile ear to ear while having breakfast

[@ButWhyWasTaken]

19:40 glad to see that after some abstinence you are back on the coke again, we can really feel the energy.

[@chamalinni]

Knowing who Acaster is would've helped you, Simon. The whole cabagging thing is hilarious.

[@icingdeath89ify]

I LOVE your videos! 😊 We can never get enough Brain Blaze!!

[@TheOneandOnlyD-R-E]

I want a brain blaze about fleetwood mac, Simon!

[@randyruppel6727]

ERB shout-out is gold. I'm thinking Simon vs insert your favorite KZbin creator on ERB.

[@RHCole]

Ahhh, it's Blazehenge time! My favorite solar holiday (and the only one celebrated a month after the event)... YAY!

[@greendragonreprised6885]

If there isn't a feud between Brain Blaze Simon and Casual Criminalist Simon there should be.

[@bateman2112]

Factboi's been hitting the cocaine and basement mushroom cocktails hard today apparently.

[@skwervin1]

With regards to Simons musicality....As my dear old mum would say.... "Don't give up your day job!" Love ya Simon!

[@hannahsolo27]

Maybe it’s because you’re only reading a description of it, but the “feud” between James Acaster and Mick (and thus the general public) is truly fucking hilarious 😂 you should watch James tell the story on Would I Lie To You. It’s gold!

[@ReddSW]

The editors are the unsung heroes of these shows but this episode too the cake. I've never given an applause for anything before but when that ERB clip came in, I only stopped clapping because my hands hurt. Well done Ms. Brown. (chef's kiss)

[@Gersti96]

Simon really doesn't know james acaster? I know him and i'm not even british.

[@theUglyGypsy]

The cabbage battle is beautiful

[@StudioHappyboy]

Simon not understanding the beauty of the Cabbaging is amazing.

[@MysteicVoltronus]

Ok people. Start mailing Simon the cabbages.

[@whoshotdk]

RIP to Siri users at 28:00 ish 😂 Three times, Simon. THREE TIMES!

[@terrafirma5327]

Simon's child is named "Fact Girl". Calling it.

[@cleverusername9369]

I'm Fact Boy, this is my wife Fact Lady, and these are our children, Fact Girl and Fact Lad

[@terrafirma5327]

​@@cleverusername9369 It's a matter of fact.

[@randomperson6433]

The time has come, the Whistler said, to talk of many things, of rockers, tech bro fisticuffs, and cabbages and cabbages and cabbages and cabbages.

[@dapez1913]

#1. found it amusing. #2. shout out to the editor.#3 Yes, I am drunk.

[@jmperezs2]

Mick FLEETWOOD and John MaCvie are the drummer and bassist of FleetwoowMac

[@patrickknoph6313]

I have to say, whoever is this Not-Sam editor... You're doing fantastic!

[@EveryFairyDies]

Thanks! It's so much fun!

[@gennystout8952]

​@@EveryFairyDiesI almost died laughing during the window tangent and memes. Thank you so much

[@EveryFairyDies]

@@gennystout8952 I live to serve!

[@Perceptious37]

9:53 i feel like im watching a sinking ship as this story goes on. a few seconds later the editor hits us with the titanic cut.

[@rmeredithm]

Sam, this intro was the #1 intro of all time. Well done, sir.

[@callysto11]

Lorelei is doing the memes. She's a legend 👏 ❤

[@EveryFairyDies]

Thank you!

[@EveryFairyDies]

@@callysto11 You're a legend, too! ❤🤘

[@Armpittt]

Some one needs to change all of Simon's cabbages with humour. Love the vids Simon! You're a machine when it comes to pushing videos out, love it

[@RogerThat1977]

Simon jamming to Sweet Child is the best thing to ever happen on this channel 😂

[@LouShirley]

Explaining a joke takes the joy out of it, especially when it's not James Acaster telling it

[@shrewbuffet]

The James Acaster cabbage story is actually hilarious! Watch the whole bit!

[@michaelnemeth4500]

Editing is awesome….great video guys

[@EveryFairyDies]

Thanks!

[@gamin9wizard945]

This comment is a salute to all of those users, who survived the onslaught of boring cabbages, and bravely made it to the end of this video. Those were some rough 10 minutes, but you soldiered on, and made it through.

[@EveryFairyDies]

At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them.

[@JustaMuteCat]

The extensive use of ERBOH in this video feels like shitposting. I love it.

[@miriamrouziek]

It's really hard to find people who haven't been in a feud with Axl Rose, but Get In The Ring was truly an amazing call out song that fizzled out into nothing. LMAO

[@K8E666]

@thatwriterkevin another brilliant episode despite Simon’s rendition of ‘Sweet child of mine’…. 🤣🤣🤣

[@awmperry]

Simon: “Hey, Siri…” Everyone watching on an iPad: “NOT YOU!”

[@gennystout8952]

I am soooo glad I don't have Siri.......it would have been triggered so many times I would have gotten soooooo upset 😅😅😅

[@awmperry]

@@gennystout8952 Yup! I was bellowing "NOT YOU!" and stabbing the Go Away button so many times in this one. 🤣

[@jackoh991]

Why do ipads do that as my iPhone ignored it when it's the phone playing the sounds saying hi siri

[@hiitehinen]

Simon, as someone who heard the cabbage story straight from the horse's mouth, I was yelling at you the whole time you were disparaging the story, going "IT WAS FUNNY, SIMON! YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, SIMON!!”

[@pamelamays4186]

That intro was hard. Who ticked off Fact Boi?

[@gwrydd]

That thumbnail is absolutely amazing

[@MAGGOT_VOMIT]

Hey Kev, do a story on the tiny fossilized Alien recently found in Peru. We all know that's not an ancient alien. That's just one of Madonna's dried-up miscarriages, she dropped in the desert back in '87. 😳😵‍💫

[@nightal78]

Simon is something you want to share about what you do in your spare time (and you did it again)😂😂

[@gandalf_thegrey]

Brain blaze is Simons best show The alleged cocaine fuel really adds the little bit of spice

[@stalkedbygoogle5634]

My wife left the room when simon kept singing.. which was the most amusing thing about this video

[@kevinfoster1138]

Simon could you ask magic spoon to put a prize inside? That would just wrap up my childhood memory of the bowl of morning sugar. Yeah!

[@astilealavatica1404]

They could add that toy at no extra cost...because of the cost...

[@Vyraxia]

ERB clips on BB... made my whole day!

[@cgardner85]

You keep Simon’s cat out of this. 😂

[@annanichols7531]

I was personally thrilled to hear the cabbage feud, i love that story!

[@pamelamays4186]

Loved the Marvin The Martian meme.👽

[@TerminusVox]

Supervillians have minions to fight their battles.

[@SergiReyner]

You may want to check the law on the TV licence, Simon. Remember that thing about not talking about your crimes? 🤣

[@thejason755]

He’s in prague not the uk. So the draconian tv license laws of king charles don’t apply in the Czech republic.

[@SergiReyner]

@@thejason755 maybe you should do a quick google search before writing that as I did? xD

[@curtissemon715]

Duff of Guns N Roses is actually one of the 2 most successful members of Guns N Roses these days right next to Slash.

[@vexvoltage6456]

Simon's bit at the very beginning needs to be my ringtone

[@callysto11]

😂❤

[@elmartell5724]

Not me singing along with that ERB from heart... 👀👀

[@Delightfully_Witchy]

Not to be controversial here, but has Simon ever considered just putting Siri on his desk?

[@JaredLS10]

Time to send some Cabbage's to Simon's P.O. Box.