Brand New iPhone Song ft. iJustine (Parody)

Made a song about the iPhone with my friends ‪@iJustine‬ and ‪@saradietschy‬
Lyrics:
"Yeah,
I’m gonna stand in line till my feet are sore I want the brand-new iPhone
I’d do anything; I would sell my soul for that phone with no headphone hole
I got the AirPods and a Mac
Dongles in my pack
Aluminum attack
Call it Space Gray, not Light Black
All Maxed out, of course, ha
Steve Jobs would endorse (RIP)
Made up in the valley
Cupertino California (cali-for-nye-yay)
Google can’t sell me nothin’
They can’t sell me nothin’
I don’t trust them with nothin’
Gmail is the exception
Gotta have Adapters
Triple-lens back cameras
Face ID and Touch ID
Siri works; just ask her
Actually, she doesn’t work
Last week, I asked for movies
Instead, she gave me links to things
Like canopies and toiletries
Siri understands me often
But not very often
I still won’t switch for nothin'
I’m inside this walled garden
Yeah,
I’m gonna stand in line till my feet are sore. I need the brand-new iPhone
I’d do anything; I would sell my soul for that phone with no headphone hole
Apple Watch, HomePod, Retina 5K iMac
Spending all my money on Apple stuff isn’t whack
Mama thinks I’ve got a problem, spending all my paychecks
She don't know what it’s like to render stuff with maxed-out specs
To the CEO, I’d like to compliment
I call him Tim Apple, like the president
Wish we could go on back to good ole times
I miss Steve and Steve and Johnny Ive.
I’m gonna stand in line till my feet are sore. I need the brand-new iPhone
I’d do anything; I would sell my soul for that phone with no headphone hole
iMessage
AirDrop is cool
I won't switch!"
Brand New iPhone (Old Town Road / iPhone 11 Parody) | Dave Maze
Apple iPhone 11 pro and pro max
#DaveMaze #oldtownroad #Parody

[@iJustine]

Hahahahahahahahaha so funny, love it!!!

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you Justine for being in the video!! Was such a blast!

[@BabyBackManiac]

@@davidaltizer She's such a great sport.

[@EMBEVIDEO]

I expected more iJustine dancing ;) And I never saw you shouting at Siri before ... Behave!! 😂

[@SeanOzz]

Cool seeing you in this. 3rd street Apple store too.

[@timmylehynokungbowa2229]

RT

[@BabyBackManiac]

If this doesn’t go viral, KZbin needs to get their head out of their… “Headphone hole.“

[@penguin-schluppstudio]

Agree!

[@davidaltizer]

Incredible comment! 😂

[@BabyBackManiac]

@@davidaltizer This was by far the best iPhone parody (with the most youtube personality firepower). Hope the algorithm picks up on it soon. Much respect.

[@davidaltizer]

Baby Back Maniac thank you so much! Gonna work hard for it! Hopefully it gets picked up.

[@jaypandya913]

Dude this deserves to go viral

[@ThisIsTechToday]

I freaking love this. I can't wait for the next one!

[@davidaltizer]

Thanks bro! Gear Guy!

[@geraldundone]

Ha! This turned out really great. Love it!

[@davidaltizer]

Thanks man!!!

[@DeeNimmin]

This is the kind of video the internet was made for. 🤣

[@davidaltizer]

Absolutely! 😂 thanks for watching! Share away!! Trying to make this thing blow uo

[@RCodyWanner]

How sweaty you are in the night shot is EVERYTHING. putting in WORK.

[@davidaltizer]

Lol! Dang didn’t think anyone would notice! Haha. Appreciate that!

[@JackStolz]

Absolute madlad. You nailed this Dave. I perished.

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you Jack!

[@NikoYait]

This was amazing. “Aluminum attack” 😂

[@davidaltizer]

Hahaha! Thank you! The Johnny Ive way of saying it! 😂

[@VlogCity]

Oh my word I had no idea what I was getting into XD FREAKIN MINT!

[@daveskora9512]

I can’t stop 🛑 watching this!!! If this doesn’t get 2 million views in a week something is rigged. Dave you’re the man!!! Keep up the great work brother!!!

[@davidaltizer]

Thanks buddy! And thank you again for all your hard work!!!

[@NicksFort]

hahah so solid. I wish it was an "iphone 4" because that would have made the rhyme SUPER dope

[@BrendanECasey]

Remix!

[@PhilandAlex]

Absolute GOLD! Laughed so hard! Excellent choice of lyrics, shots, clothing, and camos! 10/10

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you buddy! Was a ton of fun to produce and I deeply appreciate your prayers and support ♥️

[@completeopposite]

I was just getting over "you're a third, right?" and now I get the "headphone hole" song stuck in my head!

[@davidaltizer]

Hahaha! Amazing!!! Sorry!? 🤷‍♂️

[@completeopposite]

@@davidaltizer not for me, I like it! We'll see how the wife and kids handle hearing it for the next week :)

[@kamilrakowski23]

Came here because of your 10-25 1.7 review. Brilliant., You should be youtube biggest star. This is not a parody. This is 100 times better. Video, lyrics, everything.

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you so much for that comment! Such a massive compliment! Also, the 10-25mm lens is amazing haha.

[@sarcastichamsandwich5413]

David, this is so awesome!!!!!!!!!! I'm flipping out that you also got to work with iJustine!!!!

[@davidaltizer]

Thanks Kyla!! She’s amazing!!! 🙌

[@MikeyMcManus]

Amazing! Well done to Sara and Justine for getting involved. A touch of the lonely island styles.

[@davidaltizer]

Hahaha such a compliment! I love lonely island!!!

[@MikeyMcManus]

@@davidaltizer Totally worth it dude. If I lived closer I'd insist we shoot more parodies. made a nice viewing change.

[@Albertoepicness]

Did you do it? Yes. What did it cost? G7

[@kayrothewagon]

why is this not on apple music ? edit : also why does this only have 5000 views

[@davidaltizer]

It’s actually really complicated to get a parody on Apple Music because I need permission from the original creator (lil nas x)

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you for the kind words though!

[@kayrothewagon]

Dave Maze no problem

[@VlogCity]

I didn't realize that was Uncle Maze for a second. Thought you found some old Steve Jobs footy lol

[@davidaltizer]

Isn’t that incredible! I didn’t ever think he was that similar looking but it’s kinda nuts

[@kane01337]

@@davidaltizer Uncle Maze A++

[@RickAltizerMusic]

This is amazing. Great job!!! Love love love it.

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you! The music made the video.

[@gyasis]

Somewhere a Google executive is looking a this on KZbin, hears the "Google can't sell me nothing" part and chuckles.

[@davidaltizer]

I know right!? Thank you Gyasi! Would you share it with friends who would find this funny!?

[@gyasis]

@@davidaltizer already did man 👍

[@ChandraPivo]

This was fantastic Dave!!! Subscribed and sharing this out!

[@chrisprestley7236]

Dave, sooooo gooooooood!! Love it and can’t wait to see more!

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you!

[@TubeTechie]

So funny, watched it at least 10 times, thanks for the laughs, strong work Dave.

[@davidaltizer]

Tube Techie heck ya dude!!! Thank you so so much for the kind words and for your views! Share with friends who you think would enjoy! :)

[@TubeTechie]

Dave Maze, I’ll definitely share it on my community tab (as soon as it comes😂)

[@JayneNicoletti]

This is everything. Why I went back to Droid. Phone with no headphone hole lol.

[@davidaltizer]

So true right!?

[@aayancars329]

this should have millions of views. its just sooooooooooo good

[@davidaltizer]

Ah shucks. Thank you!

[@GajanBalan]

Maze! Hahaha! This is awesome brother! Nice job.

[@davidaltizer]

Thanks man!!! You mind sharing it with friends?? Trying to get this thing out there!

[@GajanBalan]

@@davidaltizer For sure brother!

[@ZachMayfield]

MY BOIIIIIIII

[@davidaltizer]

Yesssirrrrrr. Love you dudeeee

[@AAndinoPhoto]

Oh man, Dave, this was killer man. So funny. I love this.

[@davidaltizer]

Thanks bro!

[@kodine]

I still don't know why a masterpiece like this only got 9k views.

[@davidaltizer]

Awe shucks. Thank you sir 🤷‍♂️ it’s got 500,000 views on TikTok! I’m not sure either but I’m not gonna let it stop me. I got way more where this came from!

[@davidaltizer]

Awe shucks. Thank you sir 🤷‍♂️ it’s got 500,000 views on TikTok! I’m not sure either but I’m not gonna let it stop me. I got way more where this came from!

[@kodine]

@@davidaltizer Keep up the good work man! You deserve more than this!

[@cactustweeter2890]

Hilarious video. Nice to see Justine and Ms. Peachy.

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you! They are both super awesome!

[@GarageTimeAutoResto]

Ha ha, I won't miss them long lines!!! Great vid😃

[@atolavisuals]

Ay you done did it! Proud of you 🤗🤗🤗

[@davidaltizer]

Thanks Kitty!!! Appreciate all your support!!!

[@JohnCantrell]

Awesome video! Love iJustine!!!

[@ChandraPivo]

You are creatively awesome!!!

[@davidaltizer]

Chandra Pivo you came here from gear guy! Yay!! Thank you!

[@ChandraPivo]

@@davidaltizer Funny thing is that I saw this video 1st but for some reason never commented on it. Was happy to see it was you! Great job again!

[@SidneyDiongzon]

DUDE! This turned out so amazing!! HILARIOUS!!!

[@davidaltizer]

Love you bro! And thank you for your amazing support!

[@BK42Cycles]

Cool :) Very well done Dave

[@davidaltizer]

Thanks man! Was a ton of fun to make! Share the vid with friends who will like it!

[@LironSegev]

Love it! So much goodness right here 🔥🔥🔥

[@davidaltizer]

Thanks buddy! I really appreciate the support you’ve given me!

[@sakshamsharma1706]

This is amazing! Bro awesome job!!! It’s lit 🔥

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you so much!

[@kane01337]

Nice stuff! Just needed some apple juggling and a 3x camera-tripple hot plate cooking gag :)

[@davidaltizer]

Great idea! 😂

[@ET_Videos]

AWESOME!! Great job Dave!

[@davidaltizer]

Thanks Eric! Was a passion project for me

[@guitaripod]

Surprisingly good. Well done

[@davidaltizer]

Lol thanks!!

[@DriventoDraw]

Geez! Another ridiculously well made video. Amazing. Deserves a hell of a lot more views than this. Cracked up when seeing "Steve Jobs." You are something else! Different level.

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you so much! Yes... I am building a TikTok strategy now... gonna do this stuff more full time on tiktok

[@diegojt5623]

Awesome! Did you use the GH5s?

[@BasicFilmmaker]

Ha! That happened. :) Nice!

[@CalebWojcik]

Time to break the internet. Bravo Dave.

[@davidaltizer]

Well see!! Thank you Caleb!!

[@stalman]

Good for so many reasons but Steve Jobs is looking great

[@davidaltizer]

Hahaha! Thank you Tyler!!!

[@stalman]

@@davidaltizer Still waiting to see this blow up, it's on my first page of results for iPhone 11

[@davidaltizer]

Steve Jobs was my uncle by the way! Dude I have no idea what’s going on. I guess KZbin just doesn’t like this vid

[@EMBEVIDEO]

ABSOLUTELY EPIC!!! Laughing so hard!! Hilarious! Sorry - have to watch it again!!!

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you for all your help and support!

[@EMBEVIDEO]

@@davidaltizer My pleasure!

[@jabirkarim8191]

The best song for I phone go go go go go Dave maze

[@davidaltizer]

Thanks man!!

[@BOOSTDTV]

Lol amazing! Love love love it

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you so much! 😂

[@ExploreTravelCapture]

Lmao it blew my mind how many people outside the spectrum store asked me if he visits Irvine often like he is still alive.

[@davidaltizer]

Cody Mchardy yessssss!!! So nice to meet you man! Hahaha!

[@ExploreTravelCapture]

Dave Maze nice to meet you too. Also sent you that DM 👌🏻

[@KardosoMedia]

lol..nicely done Dave!

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you! Was so fun to make

[@HopkinsMD]

So good!

[@ConnorMcCaskill2]

Yoooo!!! You did an awesome job man! 🔥🔥🔥

[@davidaltizer]

So did you fine sir! Orrrrrr shall I say... “brotha”

[@Anon1370]

these are so funny keep it up guys

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you!!

[@Divyesh_Sinha]

This is sooooo good💖💖💖💯 I laughed so hard the whole video 🤣🤣 This video should be more viral than the stupid apple commercial

[@davidaltizer]

Thanks man!! Share with friends! Trying to get to 10k!

[@rickvestuto]

LMAO......Great job Dave Regards, Rick

[@davidaltizer]

Rick Vestuto thanks rick!! Share with friends that you think would enjoy!

[@OutbackOutlaw]

I’m sold. Yo is the real deelz

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you! Welcome to the new channel 🙏

[@unb_x]

This is gold! 🔥😂

[@giulianogirelli]

😂😂😂 super great dave

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you Giuliano! Would you share it with friends who would find this funny!?

[@giulianogirelli]

@@davidaltizer sure, and already did it :-)

[@rohangigigeorge7595]

I'm amused!

[@sameepshukla]

You re-uploded it on kinotika tv with the name iphone se 😂 I like the idea man

[@theathiker68]

Fantastic!

[@h4nnahsparty]

thats the content ive signed up for

[@davidaltizer]

Yessssss!!! 👏👏

[@BookerLeslie]

This is beyond perfect!

[@davidaltizer]

Thanks dude!

[@davidaltizer]

Thanks dude!

[@justinbuice]

LOL

[@davidaltizer]

Thanks for watching bro! 🤠

[@penguin-schluppstudio]

I was losing my.... * Hey siri, what was the word I was looking for? * * Here are some links to 'what was the word I was looking for' *

[@davidaltizer]

Hahaha! So so true! 😂

[@beaucowan357]

Ridiculously awesome 👏

[@mlferg]

Hilarious ... now I REALLY have to get one! 😂

[@davidaltizer]

Mike Ferguson Lol I know right!? I wanna get one 🤠

[@mindhome9467]

Hahaha, well sang!! Love it :-)

[@LeeZavitz]

Yo! This is awesome haha

[@davidaltizer]

You’re awesome bro!!!

[@AlexTechReview1638]

This was awesome and is so funny. 🔥

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you so much! Would you share it with friends?!

[@VegardThefilmmaker]

Loved it!

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you!!! What was your favorite part?

[@VegardThefilmmaker]

Dave Maze enjoyed the cameos by Justine and her sister.. Who is the Steve Jobs guy?

[@lilafromyoutube]

This is so good!! hahahaha

[@davidaltizer]

Lila thank you!!! Share with your friends!

[@JayantArya]

"Google can sell me noooothiiing" Buddy, they have sold YOU over over and over many times.......

[@davidaltizer]

Well we are on KZbin aren’t we? 😂

[@JayantArya]

@@davidaltizer I'm on Android.....

[@KaganTech]

Oh this is ridiculously good! Haha!

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you!! ♥️

[@jl.1301]

This is awesome.

[@davidaltizer]

J.L Hamburger thank you!!! Share with friends! 🤠

[@alexassenmacher]

u hero

[@davidaltizer]

💁‍♂️

[@YHProduction1]

So awesome!!!!! 😍😍😍

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you!!! Share with some friends who you think will like it!

[@camisdeadd]

Once I asked Siri something and she says, “Searching the web for-“ and I say, “SIRI!!!! SHUT UP RN!” XD

[@ramonRsolorio]

THIS BEYOND EXCELLENT !!🔥🔥

[@davidaltizer]

Thanks brother!

[@BeckersReviews]

A bit late to the party since I was expecting the new video on Kinotika:)

[@davidaltizer]

As you can see, this is why I didn’t post on kino lol

[@SteveYalo]

Hahaha love it!! 😂

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you!!! What’s your favorite part??

[@theoyout2004]

THE BEST VIEDO EVER

[@davidaltizer]

Yessss!!! Thank you so so much!!

[@lukedog2147]

Love it great music video. I will sell my soul😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you!!!

[@kenjilee9451]

this is the most fucking amazing song and the aluminum attack

[@LIGHT-sr9dk]

Lit bro

[@reedified6514]

Why did I always think he was gonna say "I need the brand new iPhone 4"

[@kinocchio]

Great video. Loved it. Better get started on Panini.

[@davidaltizer]

Lol seriously! Thank you for watching

[@ADAtrips]

Was worth the song wit.

[@saraho1913]

Wow!!!!! This is amazing!!!!

[@davidaltizer]

Thank you Sarah! Haha.

[@rohangigigeorge7595]

That Steve Jobs double is so accurate

[@davidaltizer]

Isnt he!? He’s my uncle!!!

[@rohangigigeorge7595]

@@davidaltizer cool! Soo eerily close

[@daniel_elliott]

Peep that Plot Device Co sticker tho

[@davidaltizer]

Heck ya 😎

[@SameeraKasun]

Cool man

[@davidaltizer]

Thanks for watching!!!

[@jaypandya913]

*makes apple song about buying the most expensive apple products* *** WEARS THE BROKE AIRPODS ***

[@aviationemery3864]

I thought he was going to say booby’s when he said Siri take me to the movies 😹😹😹😹😹

[@pareshpandit]

Epic! :D

[@diuskere_2660]

Fireeee🔥🔥🔥

[@JevenDovey]

Amazing

[@davidaltizer]

Thanks bro ski!

[@emilysousa]

I LOVE THIS

[@davidaltizer]

Thanks for watching!! 😂