Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: ATTACK OF THE BEAST CREATURES

[@TheBrandonTenold]

"Attack of the Beast Creatures", not to be confused with "Attack of the Bug Insects" or "Attack of the Varmint Critters".

[@adamofgrayskull7735]

🤘😄🤘

[@WilliamChico-m6r]

Holy shite! It's Brandon Tenold, and he's trying to do the cult movie review of Terrifier for next year, yeah!?

[@jhoughjr1]

It does sound like that, but I suppose all beasts are creatures not all creatires are beasts.

[@a.m.pietroschek1972]

Nice to see you go on! #BrandonTenold

[@BertTurbaville]

Don't forget that classic, "invasion of the Animal People"... oh shit that's an ACTUAL movie? Yew and yer dotter are DEEEYOOMED... The group finally landed on Gilligan's landfill. And then they discovered a river feeding the Alien's Health Spa! And the creatures are the children of the Killers from Space! "Relax, bait, I mean Morgan, we won't leave you....for long...." "Hey, Beast creatures, where do you get your conditioner? Your hair is FABULOUS!!" 'Twas Flipper killed the flapper.

[@AlessioCollura]

- Captain where are we? - Who knows? That ship was on autopilot for the last two weeks.

[@thogren]

"A bunch of angry Tom Cruises running around" is fantastic. Every time the creatures are on screen, I see Tom's face now, which makes it way more entertaining. Another great video!

[@jhoughjr1]

I hear they pack fudge

[@christianyttrie5764]

And what ever you do don't make any scientology joke because all thats going to do increases there speed like there on pixi sticks and gives the the attitude of a Tasmanian devil. Sorry for any miss spellings.

[@kevin-2.1]

😂😂

[@Cwmira453]

Cast Tom for the remake!

[@thogren]

@@Cwmira453 This made me laugh so hard! Just a bunch of painted CGI Toms manically running around offing people.

[@Beigemage0621]

"Hi, I'm a freakin Beast Creature" If that actually was in the movie it would have almost made it all worth it. 😅

[@TheBrandonTenold]

It's from a making-of documentary on the blu-ray, but yeah, it should've been in the movie.

[@therealrockstargamer]

Fun fact, the German word for heroin means heroic and strong but the FDA was still getting their facts together in the twenties and they banned it

[@wakeangel2001]

Some pools or springs can be turned into sulfuric acid by volcanic activity, which explains why only some pools are acid while others are regular water

[@darthpaladus13]

Sulfuric Acid springs are known for their fresh, smelling and clear waters. They also don't dissolve anything but human flesh and clothing. Every year, dozens of low budget filmmakers are lost to these hidden dangers.

[@darthpaladus13]

Also don't confuse Sulfuric Acid Springs with Sulfur Springs... Sulfur Springs smell like someone farted, but they're very relaxing once you get in the water... You can find Sulfur Springs in Texas... In Sulfur Springs... They named the city after it.

[@marcussinclaire4890]

Happens in yellow stone. There was a guy who dived into one and by the time rangers got there all what was left were his sandals.😮

[@lonewolfwildernesssurvival9443]

Wow thanks professor

[@alexanderrahl7034]

I don't recall what the name for it is, But there's some kind of volcanic pool that can create a colorless, odorless gas thats heavier than air and can kill very quickly

[@Bigplasticrobot]

I worked at a heavy metal/horror movie bar in Brooklyn for years, and was known as the movie guy. One afternoon, a lady and her friends brought in a copy of this and asked if they could watch it there. Her stepmom was in it (she was the one with the headband on) and they had managed to find a bootleg. None of us had any idea what we were about to see. Super fun day at work

[@tmamone83]

They need to add the Scooby Doo running sound effect every time the beast creatures run.

[@bwilliams463]

I love how the Beast Creature attack method is techs throwing them at the actors from offscreen.

[@JustDavenThings]

As a native of Connecticut, I… didn’t know we did this. Gives me hope I can do a movie.

[@richardgadberry8398]

Not to mention Fairfield might as well be a deserted island.

[@hude7360]

I'm from CT too and this looks amazing. Probably a good double feature with "Candlewood" when that comes out on video.

[@jasonsantos3037]

Every state should do their own movies they do not need California or Hollywood.

[@mrsleep0000]

If Len Kabasinski movies can get distribution...anyone can.

[@danielvandersall6756]

Hey, you want to make a movie and you have an idea, go for it! These days it doesn't take that much. A decent camera, editing software, and a plan.

[@AkamoriRivals]

There are very few youtube channels that I get more excited to see a new video from than Brandon Tenold.

[@matthewclark5612]

Same

[@megatronjenkins2473]

Have you heard of Jason Brant? Self-titled channel, movie reactions with combo of wife and friends (and beer), and decide whether or not it's a bad movie, or So Bad It's Good.

[@SwaggyG_2102]

Ya know, if this movie, Trilogy of Terror, and Child's Play were to be set all in the same universe, I'd totally believe it.

[@evilbob840]

Don't forget Puppet Master.

[@TheBrandonTenold]

@@evilbob840 The 'tiny Charles Band monsters' already have their own shared universe.

[@evilbob840]

​@@TheBrandonTenold True (except for Subspecies and maybe Bad Channels?). But, if we are doing a crazy cross universe thing anyway...

[@megatronjenkins2473]

​@TheBrandonTenold hey, us nerds couldn't have Freddy vs Jason vs Ash, let us have THIS, huh?!?

[@amatueraceva1319]

​@@megatronjenkins2473​​We did get Freddy vs Jason vs Ash twice actually. Freddy vs Jason vs Ash and Freddy vs Jason vs Ash: The Nightmare Warriors. Comic books instead of movies but they exist.

[@adaptabledisease]

Really couldnt tell if Brandon added the cartoon running noise or not, Superb! 👏🎬

[@DrDoom77976]

with a movie like this, if it was originally there, i'd still be happy lmao

[@patrickclaeys6512]

flintstones on 45

[@stevemorrow36]

They got the title from the studio's Department of Redundancy Department.

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

Eat your heart out, The The Eye Creatures.

[@Zeropointill]

A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you that you need a blanket - Military Proverb

[@CD-Gaming]

The weird part is, that's exactly what I heard in First Aid training in Sea Cadets as well! Funny how things come back around, isn't it?

[@bensneb360]

This movie has so much walking, it makes Frodo and Sam in Lord of the Ring look like they teleported lol

[@dngillikin]

Is there more walking here than in Timothy Hine's 2005 Direct-to-DVD version of War of the Worlds?

[@DemonKingBadger]

Or Planet of the Dinosaurs

[@toughbutsweet1]

Unintentionally hilarious is one of the best kinds of hilarious.

[@Redneckkratos]

8:25 😂😂😂 Mr. Tenold you never cease to make me laugh

[@backpackingtony1779]

The beast creatures running would be hilarious with the Fred Flintstone running sound effects. 😂

[@johnoneil9188]

I kinda love that the whole story ends pretty much with somebody going "What the hell just happened?"

[@AgentofLADON]

No epilogue. No closing text. Just 'what the damn hell?'

[@wimvanderstraeten6521]

Cameron Mitchell is the only thing that's missing in this movie.

[@DemonKingBadger]

And a couple Reb Brown yells

[@emsleywyatt3400]

Or Neville Brand.

[@gerardhiggins4827]

Obviously it’s Karen Black that’s missing..She has experience of fighting these little fuckers before 😂😂

[@SwaggyG_2102]

What's a better way to start off a Friday with a new Brandon Tenold video?

[@DarkmanPoe]

Hey! I live in Connecticut! Born and raised, Buddy! ...we also have cows.

[@Ryan-k9w]

..."Couldn't afford a middle initial."...😂

[@thundergod111]

As a CT native, I appreciate you showing the accurate "hot with butter" Connecticut style lobster roll, and not some mayonnaise laden nonsense.

[@Awakeandalive1]

North America's northeastern region is actually full of Amerindian/First Nation legends about tiny people. Sometimes vicious (like the Pukwudgie), sometimes helpful (like the May-may-gway-si). I wonder if it wasn't the inspiration for this film, since they're from Connecticut. They really should have leaned into that...

[@Wulfpack1]

6:12 "See, they're running now". Your too kind Brandon. I wouldn't call that running. More like a jaunty prance.

[@AgentofLADON]

I'm shocked he didn't throw in some of that Tiny Tim music.

[@Wulfpack1]

@@AgentofLADON OMG LOL. That would have been perfect.

[@SirAsdf]

This feels like an MST3K sketch parody of a bad movie got turned into another bad movie, like I keep expecting to see one of the Beast Creatures be a crudly painted Tom Servo.

[@DDlambchop43]

it may end up on the reboot, keep wishing.

[@justinsullivan1285]

How MST3K over looked this masterpiece is beyond me.

[@AnotherCanadianSenior]

This movie was originally financed by a Corn and Bunion Plaster company; hence the emphasis on walking!

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

"Attack of The Things That Bite Ow-Ow Stop That !"

[@DDlambchop43]

attack of the cheap knick knacks.

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

@ “generic 50’s horror title” :)

[@AlessioCollura]

In their defense, it must be admitted that shooting at night at sea, would have been potentially dangerous. Even more for a zero budget project.

[@frankmilitary]

At least those little creatures aren’t some CGI bs. I’ll give them that.

[@milestrombley1466]

The creatures look like the tribal doll from Trilogy of Terror, but painted red. 🤣

[@charlesdavis7285]

He mentioned the resemblance in the video.

[@milestrombley1466]

@@charlesdavis7285 Yeah, I posted the comment in the beginning of his video.

[@MforMovesets]

"Made a whole movie around a melting effect." Sounds like the movie "The Incredible Melting Man". Which I just found out has an AMAZING German title: "Jolly greetings from Planet Saturn". WTH.

[@Wabin22]

9:57 After all these years, this joke is still funny 😂

[@robotrix]

Shocked there wasn't even a half assed attempt by the survivors to lure the creatures into an acid pool. Or stick close to one and throw them in. Seeing one of those melt couldn't have cost that much. And Mark Twain and Connecticut? I know the story but King Arthur's Court would have made more sense.

[@jslane41]

"They even ate the blanket!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@robotrix]

A blanket that size for them could carpet a two bedroom home.

[@robotrix]

A blanket that size could carpet a two bedroom home

[@drhacknslashzombietimelord6768]

I read the movie title wrong the first time I saw it. At first it looked like the title was "attack of the BREAST creatures". That would actually be a fun sounding movie to see.

[@jimmyviaductophilelawley5587]

Watched a British low budget zombie flick from 2009 called "Zombie Women of Satan" that I think they may have made just so you could review it! It has everything! And it's hilarious! Please have a look at it sometime. You'll LOVE it!

[@Kingcole6]

As a kid who watched the channel Chiller growing up, I am glad someone else mentioned that. Thanks.

[@charlesdavis7285]

I had the DVD years ago. Pervo the clown was hilarious. They made a sequel but can't remember the name of it unfortunately.

[@michaelgraham4922]

I've been waiting since this channel started to see this film come up. I remember watching this as a teenager over thirty years ago, and the only things I remembered were the acid scene and the creatures running. Going to have to see if I can get that Blu-ray in Australia. Thanks for all the nostalgia.

[@koichidignitythief7429]

Why do I get the feeling this is where Scooby Doo got the idea for those Wiki Tiki gremlins in the Hawaiian movie.

[@tassadarc8069]

They're like the little pigmy zombie things from the third act of Diablo 2.... Or the bad puppets from whichever Puppet Master tried to shift the puppets into the protagonists.

[@johnw8578]

Lol -- this is still better than most of what comes out of Hollywood lately.

[@altohippiegabber]

Thanks for the review as I've long had a weak spot for this little gem

[@jlaortheshaman1451]

well done, you always hit it on the nose, good fun.

[@ObiClon]

I think the people in this movie do more waking than the cast of Planet of Dinosaurs did 😂

[@KBWeeds]

Those monsters, sorry Beast Creatures, were adorable and hilarious!

[@DrDoom77976]

now i want a little action figure of them

[@StephenHopkinsRum]

Ah yes a new Brandon video. My Friday just got so much better!

[@Alfje17]

After watching this, I agree that Connecticut can make a monster movie, still don't know if it can make more than one though.

[@Equ3strianGam3r]

The acid pool is actually the beast creature's urine. I just made this up but thought it was funny.

[@Monkey_Spunk]

This is the best thing I ever saw.

[@traesmith9822]

These beast creatures are a hoot

[@Deephouse_Gent66]

"Cannibalistic Brat dolls" Some phrases just fit.

[@pyrodiscoflash6115]

I Love These Small Production Movies, you can Feel the Production Value Coming Through, Awesome Review, are those Beasts a Primitive version of C.H.U.D, the C.H.I.D. Tribe

[@subliteral]

I grew up in Connecticut , and those locations look suspiciously like the woods behind my old high school where we went to smoke dope.

[@TheBrandonTenold]

I believe 'smoking dope behind a high school' was how the idea for this movie got started.

[@CD-Gaming]

That makes way too much sense!

[@PallidusCarnifex]

Excellent practical effects!

[@jasonsantos3037]

I love these types of movies we should bring back low budget Monster movie.

[@CyberSpider35]

My favorite part as always - the moment when Brandon arguing with movie characters.

[@ARandomLetterA]

11:54 - This would be a lot funnier if the old scooby doo chase theme was playing as they run too.

[@reignfire85]

This may not have been the hardest paycheck that cast ever earned, but it was definitely the silliest.

[@billy3c3]

These things really exist in Connecticut

[@NinjaNezumi]

I mean this looks like a documentary to me.

[@scockery]

Given the amount of creepypasta creations people swear are real things, I'd believe someone would believe that.

[@grodo3487]

They own a casino

[@wstine79]

So that is where the Vuni Fetish Doll came from. I guess they turn brown when they don't consume blood.

[@AgentofLADON]

I guess only Gods get spears in their culture. Imagine how much more of a tense movie this could be if they had traps and tools like the pygmy tribe in Mummy Returns.

[@chriswade8949]

Hey here in Connecticut we also have An establishment where the cheeseburger was invented and they still serve it the same exact way since the 18 00s. In Bridgeport, we have the record for the town with the most broken windows! Plus, my hometown of New Haven is where Jim Morrison was arrested for exposing himself so yeah, we have lots of stuff to be proud of here lol just wanted to let you know you’re super awesome bro been with you since almost the beginning. Keep up the good work also if you ever are in the New England area I would love for you to play the bar I head Security at it is called Stella blues it’s downtown New Haven near Yale. It would be the coolest thing ever!,

[@ianpitkin6324]

Great video Brandon made my Friday lunch at work that much better!

[@johansmallberries9874]

The real horror this whole time was those actresses having to do all the walking in the woods with 1920s shoes.

[@matthewmccoyd2578]

Connecticut is also where the portal to the Boiling Isles is located

[@bryanbell7816]

Lmao when you showed them running at top speed. Hilarious

[@vitorafmonteiro]

7:24 "Look like a bunch of angry Tom Cruises going around." I noticed you didn't add "LITTLE Tom Cruises" for obvious reasons, Brandon. Sneaky :).

[@TheEvilpossum]

The creatures look like the fetish doll in Trilogy of Terror. (Edit/ add) Yup, Brandon said it.

[@annwhittemore1966]

i saw this movie (the good parts) so many times a few years back that a friend made me a beast creature and it's pretty rad

[@mathieuleader8601]

Honestly having self-replicating angry Tom Cruises running around would make for a good Family Guy Halloween episode

[@nonedermis4611]

"all day for night" nice one!

[@carljensen333]

Seeing the beasts bobbing on sticks as they run and attack… classic bad cinema. I love it.

[@Mattteus]

These things are hilariously adorable

[@aircraftcarrierwo-class]

These critters are like getting mobbed by murderous muppets. Fantastic.

[@evechristasuber1996]

This has to be the prequel to Trilogy of Terror. Those dolls look like they could be the ancestors of the doll that terrorized Karen Black. Gave me nightmares, great movie.

[@midlandredux]

04:53 -- I can report that much of Connecticut is as densely forested as this scene and has twenty thousand miles of badly stacked stone walls in its forests left over from colonial days. The farmers all left for Ohio two hundred years ago.

[@frankcolumbo4481]

I want to see ATTACK OF THE BREAST CREATURES

[@ptonpc]

Well, um.... at least they had fun making it? It does show though, what can be done with a tiny budget, it's better than anything I or the vast majority of people could make.

[@davidlionheart2438]

If these things had been in "Trilogy Of Terror" Karen Black woulda kicked their asses from here to Sunday. And I would watch that.

[@gewitterhund3164]

Now i want it. Very much. "Walking. The Movie"

[@Devilish_Shadow]

This was still way better than "THINGS"

[@jamesHazel-b2n]

Watched this on yt years ago. Should've been marketed as a comedy.

[@StarLord-o9v]

I love your commentary and delivery, genius and entertaining as hell. Thx.

[@juanm.rodriguezgallarzo9287]

Hello from Torreón Coahuila, México!!

[@TheBattlesword]

With the Pacific Island gremlin gimmick and the reference to hell in the title, I suddenly want to see you stomach From Hell It Came

[@f.d.3289]

oh yes oh yes

[@Canadamus_Prime]

The Beast Creatures remind me of the annoying little tribal things from the third act of Diablo II.

[@hlubokomorskaryba922]

I saw the whole movie uploaded to youtube in czech dub, but that was so long ago that I forgot the name and couldn't find it anywhere, so I started thinking I just dreamed up the whole thing.

[@jhoughjr1]

My mind brain cant conprehend how good this should be

[@devinreese1397]

Hey, Connecticut has much more than those things. ! One mere fact is many of the world's typewriters were made in Hartford, where the Royal and Underwood plants were. There are lots of other fine people and facts in this great state. By the way, as a native, I have never eaten a lobster roll and have never identified this as a symbol of my state. More like rolling hills, although we do have a coastline. I have visited and have a friend who worked at the Twain house.

[@mathieuleader8601]

I eated the purple berries *THEY TASTE LIKE BURNING!*

[@AgentofLADON]

So how are they?.......Good?

[@dannyjohnson8250]

Creatures running sounds effects, sounds like the Flintstones!! 😂😂

[@achirasilva2567]

Coming back to inform you that I saw these "Beast Creatures" in my dreams. Was truly disturbed.

[@louisduarte8763]

3:05 "He'll be fine." - Cinema Snob 6:38 Filming a night scene at night? Genius! 7:10 So THAT'S where the Venture Bros. got it from! 9:29 Or one of Hammer Studios' dinosaur movies being written out from a cavewoman fight scene. He's gonna talk about Roger Corman next?

[@Damienx247]

Didn't we fight these creatures in Diablo 2?

[@kaiosamatlj4031]

The beast creatures remind me of the Fetish monsters you fight in Diablo II.

[@christophertheriault3308]

I thought I was going to be the first one to point that out 😂

[@leeottman4074]

I wish that you would do a Monster Mania or two in the Jersey/PA area sometime, you are a master and I'd love to thank you for these great videos!

[@wakeangel2001]

One more redundant title Jokes, the Simpsons' parody of a cop show pilot "Police Cops"

[@Evilgrebo]

I remember a bunch of gifs from this. Had no idea what the film was until now.

[@mkcstealth7624]

A group of yuppies survive a shipwreck and are beset by native creatures and spend most of the movie walking around? Did the filmmakers watch "Planet of the Dinosaurs" and get inspiration?

[@MortiXD09]

that bleeding out guy, looks drunk.