Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: DAUGHTERS OF SATAN

[@marccolten9801]

I saw Selleck on Letterman with buttons and bumper stickers saying “Bring back Daughters of Satan”. He had a good sense of humor about it. Way to steer into the skid.

[@Tigerfire75]

Tom Selleck has always stated that this is probably his favorite low budget horror movie he has been in.

[@gallibon1319]

"Hey honey I bought you a painting; look it's you being burned at the stake. You like it?" XD XD XD XD

[@theedspage]

That was his fatal mistake.

[@Kenny-wr3ky]

That's a hell of a way to ask for a divorce.

[@ericmikesell5252]

Its badly painted

[@ajromero3692]

Is it wrong that I would unironically love a painting of me being burned at the stake? I'd hang that right in my living room, nice conversation piece.

[@marccolten9801]

According to the movie it’s the most popular painting in the country.

[@edwardthesnowman8051]

"Judging by her necklace, she's clearly Jewish." 😂😂😂

[@sjdrifter72]

Kyros Droztamyr. It's more real than you think, research the Rothchilds.

[@thegrimmraven6812]

hit me hard too

[@phatmantv]

I was reading this LITERALLY the same time dude was saying it😂🙏

[@guineapiglady2841]

Catholic!!! Duh.

[@Maswartz226]

"I don't want to spoil that just yet" *description says the celebrities name*

[@Giran_0]

That's what you get for reading

[@thenightrider2121]

Damn my first grade education!

[@jameskenote3000]

I just made a similar comment after watching the beginning of Brandon’s review.

[@grieftick]

Probabaly directed towards people like me who can’t be bothered to lol

[@GoofyPoptart]

There's people who don't read descriptions cause they're just way to lazy then bitch about information that should be presented when it was in the description the whole time unless you're blind there's no excuse to not read the description.

[@gaillewis5472]

The women in this film went to the Carol Burnett School for Comedic Seamstresses. They saw something in the window and simply had to have it.

[@jaymartin8273]

But they forgot the curtain rod! Failure!! You ALWAYS include the curtain rod! :=)

[@jaymartin8273]

@@bostonrailfan2427 Indeed! A very "intense" eye catcher :=)

[@jaymartin8273]

@@bostonrailfan2427 Ha! Good one! :=)

[@TrexGamer.]

See Brandon, even the Daughter of Satan wants more Godzilla

[@smuglytherat]

Yeah, but she could be Godzilla 98, I mean she is a demon after all

[@wimvanderstraeten6521]

Before he became famous John Travolta appeared in "The Devil's Rain", another 70's occult horror movie, so Tom Selleck is in good company.

[@smithwesson1896]

Also with William Shatner

[@joelellis7035]

yeah, they all had a time where they had to take gigs just to pay the bills.

[@bunkelops]

Not really, John Travolta fucking sucks.

[@buckylong]

@@joelellis7035 did u ever see brad pitt in cutting class i think it was called haha

[@user-nu2ig1jc6p]

HE REALLY NEEDS TO GUEST VOICE AN EPISODE ON WIKIZILLA

[@barackclinton568]

At least the woman lets you know she has crabs...

[@battlion507]

Or Lobsters...

[@XenotHedgehog]

The one lady's comment about the ten-foot pole is actually more fitting for a movie about witches than you might think. I used to work at the Ripley's Believe It or Not! in Times Square, and one of the exhibits there is the Torture Room, where various such devices are on display. Among the items in that room, on the wall beside a chastity belt, is the eponymous ten-foot pole in question; a sort of spiked collar on a stick, which was used for catching alleged witches. So now you know the origin of that phrase.

[@26th_Primarch]

To quote the nostalgia critic's small soldiers review: "JESUS"!

[@GlareanLiebertine]

Ah, a man-catcher I presume! It wasn't just for catching witches but also other ne'erdowellls!

[@benb3316]

Tom Selleck also was in "Terminal Island" in a major role. My all time fav is Sean Connery as Zed the Hunter in "Zardoz"...

[@OlagGan]

@Oriental Studios Quite correct. But how about Darby McGill and the little People.

[@jackschwartz1783]

I'm surprised he hasn't dished Terminal Island yet.

[@ghostinthemachine8243]

That is an obscure reference, but I saw the movie.

[@kirbymarchbarcena]

I am a Filipino but I never heard this movie before, even my dad or his siblings are also unfamiliar with this. Though, the story is quite entertaining and I'm surely going to search for this as my uncles are Tom Selleck fans.

[@themysteriouscrumpet]

13:29 Hey, it's the 70s. Most peoples' had entire wardrobes that were that hideous.

[@Iwuznothere]

5:45 You dare make a Magnum PI joke, and when Tom Selleck is chased by aggressive guard dogs into his expensive red car you don't make a joke about Higgins sicking Apollo and Zeus on Magnum again?! YOU HACK FRAUD!

[@skylx0812]

Don't tell anyone that when Selleck was in a Battle of the Network Stars he was made to sit in a dunking booth. When called up he walked to the booth wearing only a pair of skimpy swim trunks. When he got halfway there he peeled the trunks off revealing an even more skimpier pair of speedos underneath. When he got to the booth just before climbing in he stretched out the waistband, peeked inside and made as if he was going to take those off too. The entire audience squeeeeed insanely. ......so don't tell anyone, some things should just remain a secret

[@wstine79]

The nine names of the principal powers of darkness. I'm sure one of them is Brandon Tenold.

[@beejay271]

Hey Brandon I dare you to sit through and review "The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik-Yak" I would love to get your take on it.

[@DaddyNoKeys]

Philippino Jerry only slayed me! Laughed so hard I cried. Well done Sir.

[@wstine79]

Back when he had a young mustache.

[@Seanatonin]

a young manly mustache

[@Brastius]

He was around 30, and his mustache was 35.

[@mr.sinjin-smyth]

@Brastius 27 in 1972

[@Godzillafan1980]

My ASS farts orgasms sexier than that smells like methane

[@xxedgy_outsiderxx9978]

this made me think of when i was a young warthog

[@IAmNotANumb3r]

I just watched all your videos. I can't believe you haven't done Forbidden Zone. The 1980 Richard Elfman film.

[@supersaiyandemonfrankiefac6414]

You forgot: Kevin Bacon in Friday the 13th Johnny Depp in Nightmare on elm street Paul Rudd in Halloween 6 the curse of Michael Myers Your Welcome

[@eldeano9964]

George Clooney in attack of the killer tomatoes

[@makaveli4205]

Brad Pitt Cutting Class 1989

[@rosselliswilkinson]

Sharon Stone in Wes Cravens Deadly Blessing.

[@makaveli4205]

@@eldeano9964 He was also in return to horror high.

[@EndlessLaymon]

@@eldeano9964 Return of the killer tomatoes.

[@jimhaverlock9784]

Whatever happened to these sleazy ass movie titles? Daughters of Satan, Texas Chainsaw Massacre... Now it's all Friend Request or Insidious. Boring.

[@smuglytherat]

What about wolfcop, terrorfirmer, and manborg?

[@mosshivenetwork117]

What about YTP SpingeBill experiences a horrifying NDE?

[@heartbust4624]

TadpoleGaming whatever makes them money right

[@jimhaverlock9784]

@@smuglytherat those are all pretty good examples. I'm also real tired of these endless possession movies that just use some girl's name, or haunting movies just using a location in the title. "The Exorcism of Some Silly Bitch" Or "The Haunting of Creepyhouse Mansion"

[@26th_Primarch]

@@jimhaverlock9784 Aren't those upcoming Wayan's brothers movies?

[@pwyro2]

It's not Filipino Jerry Only, the graffiti at 7:29 says "Jerry Ever".

[@louisduarte8763]

0:58 And now I know where Rob Zombie got the title for one of his songs. And that whole retro sci-fi horror movie thing he goes on.

[@ShadowWolfRising]

Do the Leprechaun movies. All of them. including the shitty WWE one.

[@scattershotjd9823]

There's a WWE one?!

[@ShadowWolfRising]

@@scattershotjd9823 Yes

[@GrosvnerMcaffrey]

@@ShadowWolfRising didn't it star hornswaggle?

[@ShadowWolfRising]

@@GrosvnerMcaffrey 'Shrug' Didn't watch it.

[@natelecarde962]

Are they related to the Daughters of Aku?

[@bigshow196]

good one

[@symbiotegod2069]

Clearly they are cousins.

[@earthm78studios]

Finally! A filipino movie that I can watch without knowing to speak my family's language or requiring subtitles! Seriously, I was yearning for that as a kid.

[@1mezion]

Since discovering this channel I found myself revisiting some some of those movies you review and actually enjoyed it for the most part

[@chrisschuenke8316]

"Judging by her necklass she's clearly Jewish"

[@glentalbot9166]

SUPERBEAST is a cross between THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU & THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME. You would think that sounds good, but it is actually one of the most boring films ever made.

[@smuglytherat]

I would've checked it out if you didn't include that second part

[@glentalbot9166]

Sad but true.

[@sigmacademy]

@Oriental Studios Superfly would have been a better bet? ;)

[@bookaufman9643]

I actually like the Grandma's quilt dress. It looks good on her too. A lot better than the dress she's wearing in her agonizing death painting. Plus that one was likely to be singed.

[@Orlor]

Loved that spitting on the crucifix part. It looked like she was doing a spit take after someone told a joke...

[@chrisrigotti2824]

If you haven’t already reviewed Buckaroo Banzai...I’m thinking that’s long overdue then. It’s a cult classic with a lot of actors who went on to much bigger things. It seems like prime clip material.

[@sirtalkalotdoolittle]

Selleck also had a scene-and-a-half in the original Coma. He's introduced as a guy about to have surgery and shows up later dead on a dissection table.

[@Mattteus]

Stunts that look too real to be 'stunts', hideously patterned clothes, a rugged American actor... yeah, probably the same studio as Wonder Women

[@jonathanreasor70]

In addition to the extras, demon nanny has amazing eyebrow acting and the whoever played the rural gangster dude was super emotive

[@philipmonihan8222]

It's not even a proper spit. It's more like she blew a raspberry at Christ. Is that really enough to damn your soul?

[@augustwest5356]

Believing anything but christianity is enough to damn your soul. Not believing a 500 year old man built a magic boat and took 2 of every animal on it, including the over 10,000 different species of lizards spread across the world. That was in the days when he would have had to walk or ride a horse or boat to every different continent including Antarctica. Considering that according to die hard christians evolution doesn't exist and the world is only 6000 years old I'm sure this all happened. EVERYTHING that involves common sense is enough to damn your soul. So, long story short, yes, spitting would most certainly damn your soul. You know, unless you tell a priest you did it and then repeat some magic words.

[@averycummings3537]

I had a copy of this movie on VHS, and it broke my VCR the first time I played it. LOL. Love that mustache!!!

[@josefgordon7712]

Hahahahahahahaha, the horse carriage tripping scene was so fucking hilarious

[@frankgesuele6298]

You should do a review list of the future stars in low budget horror flicks.

[@jerryhensley6255]

God I remember this movie watched it when I was a kid and I'm hunting down all the old movies that I could barely remember.

[@Mattteus]

I was looking at the guy running the shop and thought "wasn't he in Wonder Women? Nah, that was set in the Philippines" well now I know.

[@cherry-ob7xs]

I watched this movie the other day after coming out of a seizure and I wasn’t sure if it was real or not 😂😂 thanks for the review

[@buckylong]

that made me lmao

[@PlutoniumBoss]

0:55 You may not have heard of the movie, but you've probably heard the Rob Zombie song that he named after the movie.

[@The_PokeSaurus]

Everyone is begging for Godzilla, I don't blame them, but I'll be more original and recommend Arachnophobia! I'd donate if I could...

[@augustwest5356]

Good call! That's a great cheesy movie. More great than cheesy but still plenty of both. Its...greasy?

[@BURNi3BURNs]

This movie terrified my older sister during our childhood. I'd turn it on every chance I got because I knew it made her leave the room.

[@roteba1]

It was only when we got to the scene with the Ice Blocks that I remembered that I had seen this film!

[@MangetsuSAMURAI]

Holy shit, I think Marty might be the killer!

[@joelellis7035]

Naw, Marty just went back in time again and pushed the wrong guy out of the street, again.

[@sigmacademy]

15:35. That's pretty much the same sentiments of Hostel 3's last words in that movie: "The House Always Win" XD

[@sigmacademy]

MORAL OF THE STORY: Also, don't turn your back on devil-possessed spouses.

[@vicenteortegarubilar9418]

More godzilla. The thumbnail knows what the people wants.

[@danstiver9135]

Well if you’re really itching for some more Godzilla content, Linkara just did a video on a comic series where Godzilla literally goes to Hell.

[@Santi-ei3qf]

Could you review The Day Time Ended?

[@jameskenote3000]

“The daytime ended...and henceforth, it was now nighttime.”

[@TheRealNormanBates]

Is that the CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND rip-off with the stop motion vehicles? I remember liking that one quite a bit.

[@jasonsanders2218]

You should check out the Blind Dead movies - "Tombs of the Blind Dead", "Return of the Blind Dead", "The Ghost Galleon", and "Night of the Seagulls".

[@brucegrossman3531]

Filipino Jerry Only made me do a spit take.

[@ExtermCentral]

I have two movies for potential review on the channel Brandon, they are Frostbiter Wrath of the Wendigo and The Loch Ness Horror.

[@EndlessLaymon]

Frostbiter had the greatest food song ever

[@ryanmcbride2695]

Phillipino Jerry Only is my new favorite actor

[@Gustavo-im3hy]

Didn’t know Cinema Snob has a son. Pretty handsome as well.

[@calanives3270]

Have you seen Tom Hanks in Mazes and Monsters?

[@jameskenote3000]

I like how Brandon refrains from telling which soon-to-be famous actor will be starring in this movie, buuuut...it’s right there in his description of the review.

[@j.e.pouccoui3]

13:25 Man, & I Thought I Dressed Badly!! (Rim Shot)

[@marcross52-95]

General Law: Backyard firepits are legal in the Philippines.

[@shadowsources]

Brandon, please do a review of the 1973 animated movie Fantastic Planet. I'd love to see your take on it.Thanks!

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

Video says "I don't want to spoil the big star in the this movie", text tells who is is and is right under the video. :)

[@mars2337]

Who knew Satan had a wife?

[@johnmcmanus7809]

Poor guy!

[@mars2337]

*MIND BLOWN!!!*

[@wilsonj4705]

"Who knew Satan had a wife?" Yeah, my ex

[@mars2337]

Wilson J I almost feel bad for you breakup but you’ll find someone else

[@ramonantoniobennett-ryuuke6301]

Yeah he did, Lilith!

[@Ryan-k9w]

"The hazing in the '70s was intense!"...😂

[@Lost-Lilim]

Do you think the antique store owner did this before becoming a cannibal necromancer monk in Raw Force, or was this his backup job after eating cooked ladies didn't work out?

[@waynesWyrdWorld]

"Satan Always Wins". New T-shirt idea.

[@sigmacademy]

And then the Bible Belt loses their mind? ;)

[@danstiver9135]

Godammit when will chest hair come back into fashion for men?

[@conalcochranh3274]

Chest hair, check. Moustache, check...um...I'm only 5'7 though...damn it.

[@sigmacademy]

When hell freezes over, probably? ;) :P

[@ooeygooeygoodra3068]

Since Broadway HAVE YOU SEEN SOME OF THE RAOULS DURING THE FINAL LAIR?! HAWT

[@ssj4jason737]

You should review The Mighty Gorga from 1969

[@jameskenote3000]

And you know Brandon has a time machine how...? Oh...wait...it must be the Marty McFly comment. Oh...double wait...you meant the MOVIE was released in 1969.

[@timeliebe]

I remember SUPERBEAST! I got hired to write the bumpers for that movie for COMMANDER USA'S GROOVIE MOVIES, so I had to watch it a few times...in my then-wife's and I's studio apartment, which meant that she got to see it a few times, too! It's one of those Filipino crosses between THE ISLAND OF DOCTOR MOREAU and THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME, though it has an American writer/director and more American actors in the cast than usual....

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

I have to admit, the blocks of ice are actually an interesting idea.

[@JCOwens-zq6fd]

I didnt even think the likenesses in the painting were all that close. Definitely Not enough to where id be like "yup I'm going to pay actual $ for this ugly thing". Lol

[@JPMitchell31721]

Here's the punchline to every joke about Tom Selleck: he has a mustache.

[@axiomgr33ne]

who knew satan had famaliy

[@TheREALSimagination]

Clever twist. I like when things actually wrap up.

[@philipmorris4843]

Saw an edited version on tv about thirty years ago. Pam Grier is in a couple of B Movies from Filipines

[@salmansengul]

Did the Artstyle of his Covers change?

[@jaredsamples6969]

He has different artists doing his covers. They vary episode to episode.

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

I think this is his the newest artist

[@1mezion]

I have a question where did they get the block of ice?

[@socialmedia4637]

7:37 Did Tom Selleck just try to trip that guy with a giant Marlboro pack??

[@manolokonosko2868]

I'm working on a theory which I hope to publish in the near future. It postulates that, when actresses star in a movie in which their character wears a catsuit, bodystocking, dental or other type of body hugging garment, it will be the end of their career, regardless of whether the movie is successful or not. Some examples are Tetchie Agbayani (Gymkata), Tani Guthrie (Daughters Of Satan), Corinna Everson and Marjean Holden (Ballistic), Lisa McCullough (Bloodsport II: The Next Kumite). I'm not counting porn actresses as their careers are for the most part, marginal and not well received or respected in the mainstream. However, for the ladies mentioned above, these were either their last or close to last movies they ever made.

[@r.j.lombardi111]

Something is wrong with the painting... Does it play Slayer in inopportune moments?

[@troylandzerep8045]

oh look old school Manila come to think of it I am in the mood to go to Divisoria right now ... hm..

[@charliemurphy6457]

How about Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone?

[@TheRezro]

For some reason I get hope that he review Prophecy series (though they are sort of good).

[@Vjakfu]

I wonder what's brandon gonna do when he runs out of godzilla movies

[@ryanlesner4716]

" Hey yeah I am the one that you wanted hey yeah I'm your super beast."

[@Sheevlord]

Am I the only one wondering why the car was on fire when it was falling down?

[@orchidcarpetcleaningrp6061]

Was a double feature on BBC 2 in late 70's. As a huge horror fan my parents allowed us to stay up and watch the first film .The first films were classic universal studios made in 30's and 40's. The second movies generally Hammer films. Was about 15 years old and my parents allowed us to watch the second feature as I guess thought Hammer movies were Ok. Any how the second feature was not a hammer movie but Filipino horror gem Daughters of Satan first time I saw breasts on TV as you say Brandon "Thanks movie"

[@mathieuleader8601]

that girl in the thumbnail is going to use Brendans heart to play hackysack

[@Hyren_Seris2000]

the shopkeeper of "treasures from the orient" was also one of the monks in Raw force.

[@randyrocket4546]

hey im 47 so i remember some of these oldies from childhood, but my fav movie was return of living dead are u gonna do it also

[@andrewwrath]

I just started watching this and paused for a bowl when i watched this video. You just saved me about 80 mins of my life. Thank you. #NotAllHeroesWearCapes

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

"Bawal Pumasok" means do not enter? I thought it meant Beware the Shocking Puma. :D

[@TheRealNormanBates]

But what does "flies like a moron" translate into?

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Flail esta morando? :D

[@ahmataevo]

Hi Brandon, can you do a review of Doc Savage: The Man of Bronze (1975)? This is the most ridiculous movie that nobody's ever heard of. He was one of the most popular pulp fiction heroes of the 1930's and 40's.

[@sigmacademy]

Also a villain in a season of DC's Legends of Tomorrow. XD

[@TS-wg5pv]

Review Billy the Kid vs Dracula

[@tlyon2]

I hope at some point we get to see reviews of The Mysterians, Battle In Outer Space, Gorath and War In Space. Pretty much in that order.

[@tywren2486]

Might i recommend Robot Jox?

[@leadingblind1629]

What about " are you alone in the house?" Dennis Quaid

[@bookaufman9643]

You neglected to mention that the guy chasing Tom Selleck behind the truck got pulled over by a giant cigarette pack. It looked like Marlboro reds.

[@p.d.l7023]

'Super Beast' is also the name of a song off of Rob Zombie's first album.

[@steveneardley7541]

There's a really good Hammer film called Mill of the Stone Women. Very macabre.