Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: GODZILLA VS. MEGALON

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Brandon Tenold

Brandon Tenold

6 жыл бұрын

The king of the monsters returns with "Godzilla vs. Megalon" (1973), although Jet Jaguar is the one who gets his own theme song!
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@tommc3622
@tommc3622 4 жыл бұрын
This is on T.V. right now. The on screen guide describes it as: "Godzilla and Jet Jaguar meet big cockroach and black chicken"
@JohnDoe-jq1mi
@JohnDoe-jq1mi 4 жыл бұрын
Lol 😋 😋😋 😋
@SuperSwordman1
@SuperSwordman1 4 жыл бұрын
Now I wanna hear Brandon dub over Gigan with "Oh I get it, it's because I'm a BLACK chicken monster isn't it?"
@mariofan-he9ir
@mariofan-he9ir 3 жыл бұрын
Giant lizard and giant robot fight giant bug and giant alien
@hydrolito
@hydrolito 3 жыл бұрын
It's on Comet TV now. 1/1/ 2021 More Godzilla until 2 Am. Then Science fiction movies.
@oldaccountoflukey2nd873
@oldaccountoflukey2nd873 3 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe-jq1mi lol what the fuck ?
@melissawilcox1
@melissawilcox1 6 жыл бұрын
As a child, I always appreciated the fact that Gigan and Megalon were instant buddies. They both had weird not-hands, they both hated Godzilla and uppity robots, Gigan was a cyborg that worked for cockroach aliens, Megalon kind of was a cockroach-alien cyborg, they had a very similar sense of evil humor, they took time out of their final battle to high-five, do a victory shimmy, and screech maniacally...I think they might be the only Godzilla kaiju team-up of an Earth monster and a Space monster not facilitated by mind-control.
@malcolmcarter884
@malcolmcarter884 5 жыл бұрын
I wish they would make godzilla vs the space monsters earth defense featured godzilla anguirus and Majin tuol fighting king ghidorah gigan and megalon the three evil monsters are controlled by an alein brain called miko has a theme park and the godzilla tower which gigan mistook for the real godzilla in two scenes megalon eventually all monsters attack directive this flim was to feature all the monsters just more monsters and we're there in the final flim every single monster that had didn't apperd in the toho's flims is known that the monsters on monster island would bred and cross bred with each other and fed by food cultural in a giant underwater ranch
@Spheecrab
@Spheecrab 9 ай бұрын
I wish they’d bring back megalon.
@pebuh6706
@pebuh6706 6 ай бұрын
Yeah I ship it too
@otaking3582
@otaking3582 3 ай бұрын
Their dynamic is kinda like that of cousins that played together a lot as kids and then reunited as adults.
@Ravenford
@Ravenford 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: In Spain the movie was called "Gorgo and Superman meet in Tokyo", and Jet Jaguar is called "Superman" and Gigan is "Gorgo". So, in Spain this movie counts as "Japanese Superman".
@jagger2313
@jagger2313 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, if I was a kid and I got to create a superhero that'd hangout with Godzilla in a legit movie, I'd lose my shit no-matter how the movie turned out.
@AndrewGivens
@AndrewGivens Жыл бұрын
Interestingly, that was apparently how the designer of 90s American Godzilla felt when he saw Toho have Real Godzilla kill his creation on-screen in seventeen seconds.
@Deleted-in8zd
@Deleted-in8zd 6 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t it be funny if In the next Godzilla review, Brandon uses stock footage of his own riffs
@wednesdaygeckok.7899
@wednesdaygeckok.7899 6 жыл бұрын
DaikaijuDownUnder fucking *right*
@Boots43096
@Boots43096 5 жыл бұрын
LOL yes do it just for shits and giggles
@Vmidnight1917
@Vmidnight1917 5 жыл бұрын
he already did it in the Gamera reviews, but he should do it again!
@aliencovenant4284
@aliencovenant4284 5 жыл бұрын
Yes it SUCKED. 😂
@honestdave
@honestdave 4 жыл бұрын
He probably could.
@MonsterIslandBuddies
@MonsterIslandBuddies 6 жыл бұрын
I just can’t hate on this movie - it was my first Godzilla experience! But... yeah... most of it is not good.
@godzillaking5033
@godzillaking5033 6 жыл бұрын
Monster Island Buddies hello there old friend
@MonsterIslandBuddies
@MonsterIslandBuddies 6 жыл бұрын
I bring Justus lol I would never
@54GodzillaFan
@54GodzillaFan 6 жыл бұрын
Hey dude! Nice seeing you here!!!
@KaijuMenace
@KaijuMenace 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah wasup Mib
@flameblade5127
@flameblade5127 6 жыл бұрын
FuCk!!!!!!!!
@zootopiawilson
@zootopiawilson 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't know that Jet jaguar was suppossed to be the main star of the movie. I remember thinking he was kinda cool as a kid. I adopted a black cat in 1999 that I named "Jet Jaguar" because of this flick. Very few people ever got the name reference.
@44excalibur
@44excalibur Жыл бұрын
This was one time where Brandon got his facts wrong. Godzilla vs. Megalon was never supposed to be a solo Jet Jaguar movie. That's a popular myth, but there's no evidence or sources that back this up. The movie was originally supposed to be Godzilla vs. Red Moon, but that film ended up getting cancelled. The character of Megalon was originally supposed to appear in the film Godzilla vs. Gigan alongside Gigan and King Ghidorah, but was dropped from the film.
@andrewkaye2108
@andrewkaye2108 6 ай бұрын
He reminds me of Ultraman, with an annoying smile painted on his face.😂
@johnboats9075
@johnboats9075 3 ай бұрын
Jet Jaguar is my all-time favorite kaiju. He is great. In the games he really shines as well.
@smolbtne
@smolbtne 5 жыл бұрын
Kid: Hey look! I found some funny powder Brandon: *SNORT IT AND OVERDOSE KID*
@rorylumley4727
@rorylumley4727 6 жыл бұрын
The seatopians can build a fully functioning underwater city and a sun but not a robot.
@arandomcommenter7355
@arandomcommenter7355 6 жыл бұрын
Skye Reynolds they're too lazy to make AI
@Insane-Howl-Cowl
@Insane-Howl-Cowl 6 жыл бұрын
Ran out of money.
@GamingPiratesTwitch
@GamingPiratesTwitch 6 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Moore and by money you mean rocks
@AmaryInkawult
@AmaryInkawult 6 жыл бұрын
They skipped those classes in college
@skylx0812
@skylx0812 5 жыл бұрын
They get distracted by the Martha Graham sperm dancers.
@danstiver9135
@danstiver9135 6 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to add a "Kenny" page to TV Tropes. It's a legitimate trope and I don't think there's already an entry for it.
@KRhetor
@KRhetor 6 жыл бұрын
It's not a trope, it's a MOTIF, dammit!
@stevenb8611
@stevenb8611 5 жыл бұрын
What's the origin of the "kenny"s? I feel like I'm missing something.
@jesusramirezromo2037
@jesusramirezromo2037 5 жыл бұрын
@@stevenb8611 The kid from Gammera The Invincible (thrd dub of the first gamera movie) was called Kenny
@stevenb8611
@stevenb8611 5 жыл бұрын
@@jesusramirezromo2037 sweet thanks
@strangeyoungman
@strangeyoungman 5 жыл бұрын
I think "The Tagalong Kid" covers Kenny.
@jjw2699
@jjw2699 6 жыл бұрын
You will get your chance to shine again Jet Jaguar...some day.
@fatdinosaurfood8059
@fatdinosaurfood8059 3 жыл бұрын
In singular point, where they somehow made gabara look cool
@louisdellalucca8969
@louisdellalucca8969 16 күн бұрын
He was in the PS4 game. It was cool seeing him there
@badlarry7801
@badlarry7801 3 жыл бұрын
20:29 Godzilla doing a reverse fart 🤣
@XenotHedgehog
@XenotHedgehog 6 жыл бұрын
Something that might make you feel better about this film; you may recall that at the end of this film, the two men put the Kenny on Jet Jaguar's shoulders. You may also recall that Jet Jaguar spent a lot of time in close contact with Godzilla. You may also recall that Godzilla is radioactive. That kid is dead.
@Goji73
@Goji73 6 жыл бұрын
This movie is the reason why I became a Godzilla fan. Quality-wise, It's not good. But I cannot, nor ever will I ever bring myself to hate it.
@smithwesson1896
@smithwesson1896 5 жыл бұрын
Too bad it's not "Still the Best" ;)
@Vmidnight1917
@Vmidnight1917 5 жыл бұрын
Goji73 I like ur little shorts that u made all those years ago
@tennoshenaniganizer9234
@tennoshenaniganizer9234 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly. I mean who in their right mind could hate that drop kick? Or Jet Jaguar?
@danielplainview2584
@danielplainview2584 4 жыл бұрын
"Ebirah" for me.
@brianheatherbeshaw9760
@brianheatherbeshaw9760 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like your doing this because you want attenchan
@eddymadison9655
@eddymadison9655 5 жыл бұрын
"How a tiny robot suppose to fight a giant monster" Answer: You go Ultraman on it's asses
@louisdellalucca8969
@louisdellalucca8969 12 сағат бұрын
But Ultraman would solo Gigan and Megalon.
@frederickburke9944
@frederickburke9944 4 жыл бұрын
If only the John Belushi in Godzilla costume scenes had survived. I saw it when it aired on TV in 1977. It was unbelievable.
@BobHershey
@BobHershey Жыл бұрын
I saw it too! I even remember some of John Belushi's lines ... "Well, i'm on a lunch break right now, how about a pizza? Half filipino, half outer mongolian. But no japanese. Can't bite the hand that feeds you"! [starts laughing] Then a giant styrofoam boulder is thrown at Belushi, he falls over and a comically-reworked Godzilla roar plays before going to commercial.
@morningcoffeecat2271
@morningcoffeecat2271 6 жыл бұрын
*_JET JAAAAGUUUWAAAAH_*
@goufr3540
@goufr3540 6 жыл бұрын
He eat sushi from a pail.
@astrograph7875
@astrograph7875 6 жыл бұрын
JET JAGARRRRRRRRRRRRR
@laeldestan1536
@laeldestan1536 6 жыл бұрын
Cool character
@Maximus4587
@Maximus4587 6 жыл бұрын
*PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH!*
@me-sy4um
@me-sy4um 5 жыл бұрын
he mother never really love him
@andrewgan557
@andrewgan557 6 жыл бұрын
This is probably the funniest Godzilla film ever made. The fight scene between the Kaijus were basically wwe with suits on.
@GoGojiraGo
@GoGojiraGo 2 жыл бұрын
AND HIS NAME IS KONG CENA!
@Spheecrab
@Spheecrab 9 ай бұрын
I mean that’s how alot of the showa godzilla films were when it came to the monster fights
@ScreamingScallop
@ScreamingScallop 5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: "Roku-san" is played by Hiroyuki Kawase, who also played Ken in Godzilla vs Hedorah. 90% of Roku's annoyance factor comes from that dubbed voice.
@toughbutsweet1
@toughbutsweet1 3 жыл бұрын
Ken Yano. Bang! As loud as that?
@piecheese1214
@piecheese1214 5 жыл бұрын
He's got the moves like Jaguar!
@DMan1954
@DMan1954 6 жыл бұрын
Missed a perfect opportunity to make a Pacific Rim joke about how alien life came from deep beneath the Pacific. Great video!
@Necrowolf81
@Necrowolf81 6 жыл бұрын
Aliens in pacific rim were from another dimension that just happened to have a portal there.
@DMan1954
@DMan1954 6 жыл бұрын
There is a line in the movie that states that aliens come from deep beneath the Pacific. I know they have a portal there. lol
@conradojavier7547
@conradojavier7547 6 жыл бұрын
Necrowolf81 now we need an Ultraman Ripoff to fit the Pacific Rim lore.
@RIDDICK0911
@RIDDICK0911 5 жыл бұрын
Using a reference to a Murican made overbudgeted Super Robot hommage to make fun of a 70's Japanese kaiju movie... would b in bad taste.
@dubuyajay9964
@dubuyajay9964 5 жыл бұрын
Are Atlanteans alien?
@mr.skerbuffalo9683
@mr.skerbuffalo9683 6 жыл бұрын
*sees notification* oh neat *sees Brandon review Godzilla vs Megalon* *ground shakes* it’s time
@IronPiedmont
@IronPiedmont 6 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKDIendrrJ2brtk
@TallSilentGuy
@TallSilentGuy 4 жыл бұрын
"You know guys, I've just realized how weird this movie is. It's kinda goofy!" How little you know, Tom Servo.
@bassliveevil
@bassliveevil 4 жыл бұрын
Godzilla vs Megalon is one of my favourite Godzilla movies. They had this as a kiddie feature when I was a kid. They had free popcorn and showed a three stooges short,and a cartoon and this movie.
@scottgrieb8095
@scottgrieb8095 6 жыл бұрын
I started my day with a kidney stone. This vid has made my day much better.
@TheBrandonTenold
@TheBrandonTenold 6 жыл бұрын
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Totally better than a kidney stone!
@tootyfrooty7604
@tootyfrooty7604 6 жыл бұрын
*Me, "Surely the kid can't be that bad in this movie?" The second the kid opens his mouth * Me, "DEATH TO KENNY!"
@mephilisthedarkelijahramat182
@mephilisthedarkelijahramat182 5 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD YOU KILLED KENNY!!
@christianwalters3495
@christianwalters3495 4 жыл бұрын
Your not a basterd
@honestdave
@honestdave 4 жыл бұрын
Kid's in Godzilla movies are always the worst
@maximyllion
@maximyllion 4 жыл бұрын
Honest Dave he's actually not that bad in the japanese version.
@georgeedwards8189
@georgeedwards8189 4 жыл бұрын
@@honestdave Except the kids who appeared in Godzilla 2014 and Godzilla king of the Monsters (2019). Then again, the kid in the 2014 one barely had any appearances so that makes him tolerable.
@Sarahelizabeth43084
@Sarahelizabeth43084 4 жыл бұрын
Mom: Let's watch this monster movie. Me: Okay. Sees naked posters in villain van. Shuts off movie and questions how it got a G rating.
@gaminganimators7000
@gaminganimators7000 2 жыл бұрын
70s were cool, that's why. Shame modern films aren't like older kids films
@derworfnet
@derworfnet 2 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, the scene where Godzilla just pulled up and started throwing hands is pretty damn epic!
@stevefromlatvia79
@stevefromlatvia79 6 жыл бұрын
3:28 oh no annoying Kenny! Brandon's one weakness!
@Zarkenchisonku
@Zarkenchisonku 6 жыл бұрын
Even Megalon is like "DAFUQ!"
@barbertalesansboys2098
@barbertalesansboys2098 5 жыл бұрын
When?
@akiraman26
@akiraman26 5 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said Easter islands next to Passover island 😂😂😂
@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@smithwesson1896
@smithwesson1896 5 жыл бұрын
Lol that Alan Rickman impersonation
@GabbyZombie
@GabbyZombie 6 жыл бұрын
I’m not a huge fan of these type of movies but your commentary is just hilarious. 😂
@TheBrandonTenold
@TheBrandonTenold 6 жыл бұрын
This movie probably isn't the best one to introduce somebody to Godzilla (unless you're 8 years old) but it does provide a lot of riff opportunities.
@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario
@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario 5 жыл бұрын
Why tho?
@injunboy89
@injunboy89 3 жыл бұрын
blasphemy
@soulproductions7418
@soulproductions7418 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a huge fan of these movies but godzilla vs megalon isn't really the best introduction for new fans.
@frederickmiller2733
@frederickmiller2733 2 жыл бұрын
You guys are cute
@DURIEL1
@DURIEL1 6 жыл бұрын
*I don't think so, I thought Megalon was a pretty awesome movie, also you gotta love Jet Jaguar and his theme.*
@firstbornimperialfistmarin3563
@firstbornimperialfistmarin3563 5 жыл бұрын
Haha good joke
@wugglesx
@wugglesx 2 жыл бұрын
Happen to know ben10 ? I just saw some again recently and realize the alien 'waybig' on it looks surprisingly similar to jet jaguar.. Not a dead ringer but any means but was weird to see lol and it also is the size of a kaiju
@jerkfudgewater147
@jerkfudgewater147 5 жыл бұрын
That dude from Seatopia has a GoPro on his head
@toysvilltvstudios7576
@toysvilltvstudios7576 3 жыл бұрын
This movie is a Guilty Pleasure of ours. That Flying Godzilla air kick is totally hilarious to us! XD
@jamcalx
@jamcalx 6 жыл бұрын
Kid friendly godzilla movie has nude pics in the back window of the bad guy's container truck.
@oceanuslordofcreeks2688
@oceanuslordofcreeks2688 6 жыл бұрын
JamcalX I’m glad someone else noticed that. I was sitting in my car and bam! I saw nipples in the video.
@lordvlygar2963
@lordvlygar2963 6 жыл бұрын
Bart Lewis There's some bush, too.
@christopher961
@christopher961 6 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if anyone else noticed that. I didn’t notice until the 3rd watch
@KRhetor
@KRhetor 6 жыл бұрын
Playmates Gloria Root and Deanna Baker.
@KillerMoth3
@KillerMoth3 6 жыл бұрын
That's like from terror of mechagodzilla where they showed the girls breast during her surgery which I didn't catch until I watched it last year and was like, "Holy shit, tits!"
@kreiyu
@kreiyu 6 жыл бұрын
4:54 LOL OMG i was just thinking it sounded like Roseanne before you said that.
@Vmidnight1917
@Vmidnight1917 5 жыл бұрын
kreiyu same
@adamlone5548
@adamlone5548 5 жыл бұрын
Still hoping that someday they'll use Megalon in another film. I think the character design would translate really well to a modern update.
@steverogers2603
@steverogers2603 3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t they show his dead body in Final Wars?
@lordkaijux5262
@lordkaijux5262 2 жыл бұрын
@@steverogers2603 Um.... no.
@moneyguyfly6583
@moneyguyfly6583 5 жыл бұрын
So technically megalon is a good guy... that's interesting
@PapaTaurean
@PapaTaurean 6 жыл бұрын
I remember this being one of my favorite Godzilla movies when I was kid... though I suppose to an 8 year old kid, it's definitely ticks all the boxes.
@michaelccozens
@michaelccozens 2 жыл бұрын
They were going for kids, and they didn't miss. Can't fault them for that.
@tobiasandersson97
@tobiasandersson97 6 жыл бұрын
"snort it and overdoes kid" couldn't said it better.
@dragonzilla6482
@dragonzilla6482 5 жыл бұрын
Also fun fact according to the German version of Godzilla vs Megalon, Jet Jaguar is apparently King Kong in a robot suit!
@slangislayer
@slangislayer Жыл бұрын
Yes and in Spanish he's Superman
@rjg7112
@rjg7112 6 жыл бұрын
The Kenny character wouldn't have been so bad if they had come up with a realistic voice over for an English speaking boy aged 8 or 9. I mean what boy that age talks like that? Unfortunately, there is no female character in a tight outfit or a mini-skirt to help easy the pain of hearing this Kenny. No if, ands or buts about it, Godzilla and Jet Jaguar are the best wrestling tag team ever. Jet Jaguar should have his own movie.
@smithwesson1896
@smithwesson1896 6 жыл бұрын
THE KING HAS RETURNED!!! (I mean Brandon of course)
@marclavecc3381
@marclavecc3381 6 жыл бұрын
Smith Wesson unfortunately so did Kenny
@smithwesson1896
@smithwesson1896 6 жыл бұрын
Dear god not Kenny!
@randomguy2518
@randomguy2518 4 жыл бұрын
You bastards, you DIDN'T kill kenny!!!
@kylebrackman9675
@kylebrackman9675 6 жыл бұрын
Another great Godzilla review from you.
@ArkadiBolschek
@ArkadiBolschek 4 жыл бұрын
Watching this film as a little kid when it was released in Spain was a psychedelic experience in its own right. Everything about it is so surrealistic: the protagonists' funky house, the blonde mustachioed villain, the dance numbers, the Easter Island statues, the moment when the robot just fucking _grows._ To top it off, in the Spanish dub they changed the robot's name to _Superman_ and they titled the film "Gorgo y Supermán se citan en Tokyo". Because WHY NOT. For years, I was convinced that I must have dreamed the whole thing, until some classmates confirmed that they had watched the film too.
@ManENames
@ManENames 5 жыл бұрын
This was my first Godzilla movie when I was a kid so it has a special place in my heart.
@rorylumley4727
@rorylumley4727 6 жыл бұрын
Godzilla revenge please.
@Vmidnight1917
@Vmidnight1917 5 жыл бұрын
Rory Lumley f*ck you.
@mapleflag6518
@mapleflag6518 4 жыл бұрын
Griffin456 Extras No u
@Morningstar91939
@Morningstar91939 9 күн бұрын
Knowing how vocal he’s been about hating it, I think he’ll only do it when he runs out of Godzilla movies to review. I remember him saying in one of his early Godzilla reviews that he would like to do NEARLY every movie. I’m assuming Godzilla’s Revenge is the one that’s off limits besides the Monsterverse, anime trilogy, and all the modern stuff.
@BeefStuu92
@BeefStuu92 6 жыл бұрын
Jet Jaguar is Basically Toho's Precursor for What Would Later Become Zone Fighter.
@Snowfang00andco
@Snowfang00andco 4 жыл бұрын
I really love Godzilla’s appearance in this movie. He looks really adorable and child friendly
@adam6620
@adam6620 6 жыл бұрын
Godzilla v Megalon was one of my first Godzilla movies i watched (of course i fast-forwarded to the action). 18:11- “Screw ya guys, I’m goin home!” also.....DO GODZILLA FINAL WARS FOR MY SAKE (FYI Allan Rickman is Prof. Snape. Also, he’ll be missed. RIP.). Also, Hiroshi is just Goro’s friend.
@gaillewis5472
@gaillewis5472 6 жыл бұрын
13:49 "Oh, yeah. Here's something you may have noticed..." Wires.
@zacharylund6926
@zacharylund6926 6 жыл бұрын
Gail Lewis 12:00 notice that, kids film🤗
@Enshohma
@Enshohma 6 жыл бұрын
That model airplane the kid throws at the villain looks just like a model airplane!
@MicrowaveJellyfish
@MicrowaveJellyfish 6 жыл бұрын
Best title card ever, give the guy a bonus this week.
@Enshohma
@Enshohma 6 жыл бұрын
GREAT IDEA! I'll be sure to share that with Brandon ;)
@MicrowaveJellyfish
@MicrowaveJellyfish 6 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy! Keep up the good work, man.
@GodzillaProductionsTV
@GodzillaProductionsTV 4 жыл бұрын
9:10 look at those posters behind the men...
@richardsanchez9190
@richardsanchez9190 3 жыл бұрын
Niceee
@glarryg2318
@glarryg2318 5 жыл бұрын
The Flying Drop-Kick was perfected by Billy Quan from the sketch comedy show "Haywire."
@williamhiers1280
@williamhiers1280 6 жыл бұрын
The dam sequence is surprisingly good. Some of the series' best miniature work, IMO.
@williamcrowe2576
@williamcrowe2576 6 жыл бұрын
"Jet Jaguar, Jet Jaguar! He mother never really love him!"
@yoyoyeah9083
@yoyoyeah9083 6 жыл бұрын
William Crowe what do you mean he never had one
@skylx0812
@skylx0812 5 жыл бұрын
"Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! ....Who's there?"
@jerkfudgewater147
@jerkfudgewater147 5 жыл бұрын
“JET JAGAR JET JAGAR PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH”
@robpalmer9051
@robpalmer9051 5 жыл бұрын
"His head look like Jack Nicholson"
@barbertalesansboys2098
@barbertalesansboys2098 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, just wow
@TheMadmatt7
@TheMadmatt7 Жыл бұрын
I was at the premier in San Francisco, where Bob Wilkins of Creature Feature fame was handing out buttons at the entrance. It was part of a double feature including The Giant Spider Invasion. Little did I know, as a young lad, what truly priceless movies I was watching that day.
@Tomahertz
@Tomahertz 4 ай бұрын
13:38 He's not hopping, he's actually doing the griddy
@TheBlackKnight1o1
@TheBlackKnight1o1 6 жыл бұрын
21:01 Nice Fullmetal Jacket reference, God bless R. Lee Ermey. Also Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla reference.
@justinmorneau8352
@justinmorneau8352 6 жыл бұрын
This one will always be one of my favorites. I always think of watching an old vhs tape of it with my grandfather when I was young. Good times.
@joebaker5581
@joebaker5581 6 жыл бұрын
My gram got this movie on vhs at a dollar store when I was like 4 way back in the late 80's. I wore that tape out. I had a big ass, plastic Godzilla and he did the tail slide kick on every toy, dog, cat, and person I knew. I know it's a terrible movie, but it's still my favorite.
@WileyCylas
@WileyCylas 5 жыл бұрын
*18:30* godzilla comes flouncing in *the toilet flushes in the background & he has toilet paper stuck on his foot 🚽*
@SilverSurfer166
@SilverSurfer166 6 жыл бұрын
I watched this movie many times as a kid in the 80s. It was the first Godzilla movie I ever saw, and I was hooked.
@hilaryc8648
@hilaryc8648 6 жыл бұрын
"..the Godzilla Community"!
@SL-cl9gt
@SL-cl9gt 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the artist managed to make megalon look shocked
@TheNuttyKnifeGuy
@TheNuttyKnifeGuy 2 жыл бұрын
I have a special place in my heart for this one. When I was five or six years old I wanted very badly to see this movie and it was a time when watching TV meant an antenna on the roof of the house. We could get four channels on a good day, but Godzilla vs Megalon was coming on Channel 4 and tiny little me just HAD to see it. But the motor that moved the antenna malfunctioned and we couldn't tune in the right channel. My Uncle climbed onto the roof and spent twenty minutes manually tunning in the movie for me. I'll always remember that simple act of love. Horrible movie, great memory.
@PeterDavid7KQ201
@PeterDavid7KQ201 6 жыл бұрын
9:44 Have a seat! Maybe on the chair itself, instead of awkwardly trying to perch on the armrest?
@MoteofLobross
@MoteofLobross 6 жыл бұрын
This one has a special place in my heart because it was one of the very few Godzilla movies that got syndicated on UHF where I lived when I was a kid in the 80's/90's and would watch it EVERY time I saw it listed in TV Guide. ♪ Hito ga tsukutta, robotto da kedo, Jetto Jagaa, Jetto Jagaa, Yatta, Jetto Jagaa ♪
@Nesty9
@Nesty9 5 жыл бұрын
Idk why but i like alot when godzilla teams up with other monster
@aycaramba18
@aycaramba18 3 жыл бұрын
5:22 That slow-mo sound effect is hilarious.
@tylermullgrav9834
@tylermullgrav9834 6 жыл бұрын
Gotta be honest, this is one of my all time favorites in the Godzilla series.
@JeffreyDeCristofaro
@JeffreyDeCristofaro 6 жыл бұрын
I actually saw the MST3K version of this pretty early on as a re-run on Comedy Central before I even turned 13, which was actually my intro to GODZILLA VS. MEGALON before I saw the original non-MST3K version. And yeah, it really kinda sucks, but - I know I'm going to get wrapped in the mouth for this - I think this is slightly better than GODZILLA VS. GIGAN. Granted, I actually would have liked more scenes of dancing Japanese women in Seatopia and could have done without the kid throughout the whole movie, but the fact that they managed to add two new characters to the Godzilla universe is kind of refreshing, and the fact the GODZILLA VS. MECHAGODZILLA followed afterward is a blessing. In any case, I'll just count my blessings that this wasn't as stupid and obnoxious as GODZILLA'S REVENGE. And with Legendary Pictures trying to create it's own Kaiju Universe to match Marvel's Avengers series, it makes me wonder if either Gigan or Megalon will show up - they probably won't, but the fan art responses to the latest announcements involving Legendary's own Godzilla series is pretty awesome and I'm already presold.
@dilophosaurussk4333
@dilophosaurussk4333 4 жыл бұрын
"jet JUgULEr."
@kaijutamerpat
@kaijutamerpat 4 жыл бұрын
I have seen this movie over a dozen times and only until I watched this review did I notice that the Seatopian leader had a tiny Megalon head on his headdress.
@Hgoenge81
@Hgoenge81 6 жыл бұрын
"Snort it and overdose, kid!" 😂
@jimhaverlock9784
@jimhaverlock9784 6 жыл бұрын
Dude... Do you realize how many prayers you answered with this Godzilla review? Beware though...the only reward for digging the best ditches is a bigger shovel. And you just fed the beast.
@vincentleeadams
@vincentleeadams 2 жыл бұрын
I saw this movie when I was 11 years old in the theater. I couldn’t believe how good the special-effects were! LOL!
@sheskimusic
@sheskimusic 4 жыл бұрын
Something about this movie I loved growing up in the 70’s. Yes, perhaps this movie was geared towards a younger audience but that doesn’t make it any less of a Godzilla film! This was the era of giant robots in Japanese culture and I loved it as an Ohio kid! My favorite Godzilla film. It’s quirky campiness mixed in with the robot, the inventor (who I always assumed was the uncle by the way) and yes-the kid, made this a magical film. That water floaty thing that the kid was paddling in the beginning of the movie-in the 70s that was such a surreal looking thing. It looks goofy as all heck now, but back then it was such a neat strange thing to see that kid riding it. I wanted one! The robot yes, looks ridiculous now. In the context of the 70s, it was incredible! Hard to believe I know. Love this Godzilla film.
@bezoticallyyours83
@bezoticallyyours83 6 ай бұрын
I want one now
@gatoneko
@gatoneko 6 жыл бұрын
Might have to cover the eyes of any kids watching this video, uncensored ( . ) ( . ) during a couple of scenes with the truck having the hostages.
@lordvlygar2963
@lordvlygar2963 6 жыл бұрын
gatoneko Got some (\/) too.
@Shockwave-ob2tx
@Shockwave-ob2tx 6 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for this to be reviewed! It was the first Godzilla movie i ever saw, wayyyyyy back in the '70's
@drhacknslashzombietimelord6768
@drhacknslashzombietimelord6768 3 ай бұрын
The running Godzilla flying jump kick, Godzilla flying in GODZILLA VS HEDORA, and the entirety of ALL MONSTERS ATTACK/GODZILLA'S REVENGE were some of the franchises biggest "Jump The Shark moments.
@dtester
@dtester 5 жыл бұрын
As a kid I loved the "Monster wrestling"...four suits just beating beating the shit out of each other!
@Godzilla-tu2cd
@Godzilla-tu2cd 6 жыл бұрын
As bad this movie is I love it for how bad it is
@danking9936
@danking9936 6 жыл бұрын
This was my second Godzilla movie and weirdly my favourite growing up. Cool review as always Brandon
@Vmidnight1917
@Vmidnight1917 5 жыл бұрын
Last time I watched a review of yours was like March, I forgot how funny this was lol
@Vmidnight1917
@Vmidnight1917 5 жыл бұрын
“Kaiju curb-stomped” lol
@Don_LUSH
@Don_LUSH 6 жыл бұрын
OMG I loved the subs of JJ calling Godzilla, could not stop smiling for a while thanks Brandon. XD
@hrishik64
@hrishik64 6 жыл бұрын
"It's Jet 'Jag-you-are' you little a**hole!" Lol!
@KingWillDog32
@KingWillDog32 4 жыл бұрын
It was either this movie on MSTK3 or Godzilla 1985 that was my first Godzilla movie I ever saw. That being said I will always love me some Godzilla movies. Keep up the great work Brandon
@cannibalaaron1222
@cannibalaaron1222 5 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I couldnt wait for the thanksgiving Godzilla movie marathon and this was my favorite! A tag team kaiju battle for the ages
@brycevo
@brycevo 6 жыл бұрын
5:17 Levio-Suck it Potter.
@DMan1954
@DMan1954 6 жыл бұрын
11:48 well... there’s something you don’t notice on your shit VHS quality version of the movie at home. I had no idea this movie had nudity in it. Lol. Maybe I would have liked this movie more as a kid if I had the DVD.
@ritadelarosa9534
@ritadelarosa9534 6 жыл бұрын
I know right
@TyhgYT
@TyhgYT 6 жыл бұрын
D Man1954 I thought he said Terror of Mechagodzilla was the only Godzilla movie featuring nudity 🤔
@bromodragone8405
@bromodragone8405 5 жыл бұрын
Wait, what!? *Checks* Well, dayum. Japan's got some serious nerves putting that in a kids movie. Huh, not bad looking either.
@whenrabbitsruletheearthd6362
@whenrabbitsruletheearthd6362 5 жыл бұрын
If you didn’t know the first Godzilla movie also have that
@richardsanchez9190
@richardsanchez9190 5 жыл бұрын
Niceeee
@poochyenajones1362
@poochyenajones1362 4 жыл бұрын
You know, at times like this I actually like that my first introduction to godzilla started from _Millenium_ era films. Thank you russian broadcasting of early 2000th.
@jeremycline9542
@jeremycline9542 6 жыл бұрын
This is it. My fave from when I was little in the early 80's. I didn't know the title and in my memories Jet Jaguar somehow fused with Ultraman.
@Burori1
@Burori1 6 жыл бұрын
With this movie you really gotta appreciate foreign dubbing. When I saw this one, it was dubbed in Bulgarian and the kid sounds MUUUUUCH more tolerable there.
@calanives3270
@calanives3270 6 жыл бұрын
I saw this movie in a theater when i was a kid.
@anonymousoff-brand7538
@anonymousoff-brand7538 3 жыл бұрын
two years later but... 14:22 not really. we've seen glimpses of the design that one, and jet is only loosely based on it. which means they less used the winning design and more took inspiration from it.
@ellnats
@ellnats Жыл бұрын
19:57 i dunno what it is, but that actually looks hilarious to me, i imagine jet jaguar saying "hang on" and godzilla going Weeeeeeeeeee
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