Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE GIANT CLAW

I take on the infamous 50's sci-fi turkey (or would that be battleship?) "The Giant Claw" (1957). (Originally aired Aug. 7th, 2014)
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[@samiamtheman7379]

Fun Fact: The reason the acting is pretty decent was because the actors were trying. They thought it was a more serious movie and didn't know what the monster looked like until they saw the first screening of the movie.

[@frankgesuele6298]

Imagine when they did see it🤯

[@bryanferratt6598]

​@@frankgesuele6298Delicious 😋.

[@Jose_Hunters_EWF_Remixes]

Fun fact about Fun Facts: They're not always facts and never are they any fun

[@bryanferratt6598]

@@Jose_Hunters_EWF_Remixes But they are delicious 😋.

[@Steve.Matheus]

​@@Jose_Hunters_EWF_Remixesfun fact about your fun fact about fun facts: you are wrong! This fact was infact fun! And a fact!!

[@Nagassh]

So, the one "fancy" effect they had was moving nostrils. On a bird. Where the nostrols are just holes in the super non-flexing beak.

[@metanightmare4454]

Good to know someone else noticed that. Also, I'm not sure which of these is the most sad part of all this: that, the fact that they passed on Harryhausen, or the fact that Rankin/Bass made a scarier giant bird monster for fucking Rudolph's Shiny New Year.

[@Guardian978]

The eyes move at least. But yes, flaring nostrils on a beak are pretty silly.

[@bennettfender9927]

Admittedly the bird is technically an alien and not an actual bird.

[@otaking3582]

"Get me Ray Harryhausen!" "He's not in the budget, sir." "Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!"

[@joshgillam5130]

Epic Simpsons reference

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

Who has worked in several films with Señor Spielbergo!

[@sgerald]

Jokes aside pretty much what literally happened.

[@thomasharrison8092]

alright senor Raymundo....

[@thekeeperofsecrets1615]

Senor Hosehausen

[@GoGojiraGo]

"It's a flying battleship!" Optimus Prime: Damn it, Broadside, what did you do now?!

[@genesismultiverse4896]

Broadside: no prime they meant airrazor's lobotomised causin

[@ilshyf]

3:20 Fun fact: until 1968, there were no such thing as rating systems (hence no such thing as "50's X-rated movie" either). It means during the 50s, as long as you pay the ticket, you don't have any problem to see a movie no matter how young you are. That's also the main reason the movies during that decade were not permitted to be graphically explicit, because the movie was technically open to every age group.

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

"Hold your fire! We'll try and scare him away...by firing at him!" That is legitimately one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time. And I'm 90% sure that wasn't what that line was suppose to do.

[@joelmacha2104]

It was from MST3K. "By firing at him" was the line from a host and was meant as a joke.

[@calebholland9846]

Who else agrees with me that Brandon's youtube channel is pretty underrated?

[@user-em4rk4qo1f]

+caleb holland Probably due to his graphic design;^/

[@Tareltonlives]

One of the BEST reviewers

[@mattswain1725]

Yeah, he should have at least a couple hundred k followers.

[@Drforrester31]

Even in 2019 I have to agree. I can't understand why he's still below 100K subscribers

[@Didojuice]

I agree. he's up there with AGVN and Nostalgia Critic.

[@andyenglish4303]

I mean... ignoring the fact that creature made of antimatter would explode the second it came into contact with the matter of Earth's atmosphere, the solution in this is actually kind of clever if you boil it down to a premise-solution level. The bird has a force field that nullifies all normal projectiles on a sub-atomic level--so they solve it by making a weapon out of subatomic matter denser than a normal atom. The force field can't pull this dense projectile apart, so it gets through the forcefield.

[@DavidRYates-tk2tq]

All very good points, says me 5 years later.

[@Storm-ci2ox]

'You sound like a hyooman, not a roeman.' I have got to hang that quote up in my room somewhere

[@Graffatal]

Yeah I know you made this comment 2 years ago but cool Kut Ku pfp

[@ryanangelastro504]

Someone put that on a t-shirt!

[@courtneywoodbury5198]

2:52 "Just this morning we told him to start his test flight at 0600 hours and instead he got on his motorcycle and drove off into the sunset." Pretty impressive he somehow found a sunset at 6am.

[@TheBrandonTenold]

Hey, that's just how rebellious he is. He rides off into the sunset whenever HE feels like it, dammit!

[@justinrichards8953]

it's sòooooooooo scary sarcasm

[@strive12345]

Do Angry Video Game Nerd The Movie later on for your fans and then afterwards do a top list of what do you want in the upcoming Angry Video Game Nerd movie sequels

[@PosthumanHeresy]

He kinda makes own rules.

[@George-Hawthorne]

Well he didn't say WHEN he got on his motorcycle.

[@lylejohnson7591]

The actors never saw the monster during filming. It was suppose to be a stop motion bird by Ray Harryhausen. But slim budget so they went a person who makes puppets in Mexico.

[@HoopsAndDinoMan]

13:32 He's right, all things in nature are symmetrical. That's why the heart is right in the middle of the chest and not off to the left side.

[@alexcardosa8079]

HoopsAndDinoMan lol good one.

[@TheGreatAukGaming]

Oh hey

[@plasmacrowcodile9145]

Well... Mostly...

[@prehistorichero2755]

Genius.

[@FumblsTheSniper]

I wonder if the writers have ever grown tomatoes. This was even made before genetic manipulation became standard.

[@broadsword6650]

Top dialogue: “That makes me chief cook and bottlewasher in a one-man bird spotting society...” “It’s just a bird, a big bird!” “Guns! Cannons! Rockets! Nothing touches it!” “Hey daddio! Get that tin can off the road!” “I hope this isn’t some sort of crackpot wild goose chase!” McAfee: “You could hit it with everything but the kitchen sink. General: “We’ve got kitchen sinks to spare!”

[@Oppeldeldoc1]

The narrator is William Conrad, the narrator of Rocky and Bullwinkle and countless other things.

[@matthewmccoyd2578]

9:43 meanwhile in an alternate universe: "so, this is the power of harryhausen... not bad, not bad at all... *chuckles* KERBLOOEY

[@nerdsman567]

Honestly, I think this movie could lend itself to a decent remake. Seriously, with enough passion and clever writing behind it (As well as a MUCH needed update of the monster bird's design), a remake of this movie could make for a legitimately suspenseful and thrilling sci-fi movie, as well as a loving tribute to 1950's monster movies. :)

[@Guilty-Gearer-Does-Things]

Imagine if Studio Laika or Aardman animated the monster

[@lemonapocalypse414]

So this movie is about flying battleships that poop on the weather?

[@patmurph7769]

Yes

[@sheepheadsez2229]

Duh, weren't you paying attention?

[@gabrielf.ferreira9132]

Nah it's about a giant goofy crow made by a mexican special effects company that can treaten an entire universe if nobody is smart enough to stop it.

[@prettybadcontent8301]

If anyone was wondering what the original Top Gun would have been like with a giant turkey, now you know.

[@GoGojiraGo]

I'd just like to point out that the Giant Claw activating an antimatter shield in Earth's atmosphere would cause a titanic explosion from the air molecules meeting the antimatter molecules, utterly destroying both the Giant Claw and half the planet.

[@scottdoesntmatter4409]

naaah, nothing that dramatic. The atmosphere would simply burn up. OH WELL!

[@skug9bob]

"who's afraid of the big bad bird" - even by 1950s movies standards, that's some pretty instant Karma.

[@adnanaliable]

" a woman doing math, that's just adorable, whatever makes them happy in between making sandwiches, right fellows".

[@sirtalkalotdoolittle]

2020 calling: You're Cancelled!!!!

[@theangryholmesian4556]

You realize he was mocking misogyny in the movie right? He wouldn't be cancelled for that.

[@nooctip]

@@theangryholmesian4556 Oh yes he would. Context? Bah.

[@theangryholmesian4556]

@@nooctip I'm not saying some people wouldn't have done it but most wouldn't.

[@thegoodhunter3707]

@@theangryholmesian4556 no, no. Most people would

[@TheKyrix82]

Honestly, I think the fact that the bird is so derpy looking makes it MORE terrifying

[@Curlyheart]

Derpy Hooves

[@DavidRYates-tk2tq]

It still doesn't look as derpy as what chickens look like when they crow lol

[@pfmax9998]

Thanks Brandon, the "looks like the CoCo Puffs bird fucked a Deadite" gave me one the longest belly laughs of all time. The whole review was hilarious. I recently bought a 4 movie box set on bluray just for this movie. I love it !

[@Catherine-lq2dl]

"There's no need to be sarcastic." Me: yeah that's Brandon's job. Brandon: yeah, that's my job. Me: glad we agree.

[@papaben5427]

Sounds like Pierre got his ''French Canadian'' accent in Croatia.

[@redribbondeoxys3318]

Communist Croatia.

[@MUIZILLASAURUS_REX]

@@redribbondeoxys3318 as a croatinan i personally dont see it But the goverment here is just like the puppet of the giant claw used in the movie

[@animeister2332]

"No one would ever make a flying battle ship" Me- What about the Gotengo from Atragon? It's a Flying battleship

[@dystroyah8703]

Nausicaa of the valley of the wind had a flying battleship

[@personaking7]

It look like a boss in donkey kong country

[@JEMurl]

Your comment reminds me of a Battleship.

[@gadielgonzalez2755]

@@JEMurl don't you mean a flying battle ship.

[@SuperSwordman1]

That is INSULTING. That buzzard was enjoyable without a snarky Canadian

[@herozilla5458]

Lools like Stu after he died

[@Lator_Gator]

Nah even K Rool looks less goofy

[@7DARKHELLS]

The Giant Glaw marionette is still far more convincing then that damn Rat-Bat-Spider-crab marionette from The Angry Red Planet.

[@h.plovecat4307]

The ratbatspider is still creepier.

[@bighuge1060]

I must have caught some of this movie as a kid because that bird haunted me until I was older, watched the entire movie and marveled at how the heck that freaked me out in the first place. Thanks for covering this movie.

[@doccortex1203]

Wow! I was thinking the same, it scared the crap out of me as a kid

[@bromodragone8405]

Rodan was also described as being as big as a battleship. Though that's it. "Rodan. A bird the size of a battleship!"

[@zachscarbrough2727]

10:42 Jesus Christ! It looks like the illicit crack love child between Goofy and Daisy Duck.

[@bromodragone8405]

Please... That movie would be way better.

[@thewiseguy01_71]

It's going to take me forever to get that image out if my head.

[@latanyalucas5517]

Brandon’s show is great! He puts his personality in every review, while giving a great review. I enjoy them!

[@sundaedu]

this needs a fucking remake with even shittier effects

[@animateangus]

ironhide By the SyFy Channel!

[@mustardtitsthemurdermaster]

ironhide rest in peace

[@HiperPivociarz]

With co-production with Asylum!

[@Melvinwacko]

The monster looks like it was designed by the puppet creators from Meet The Feebles.

[@megamage911]

Speaking of Peter Jackson lol.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Now we need peter Jackson to make a five hour remake of this movie

[@halberd-3291]

Or by the Coco Puffs people, if Sonny fell into nuclear waste and went through a crack-cocaine phase.

[@azathoth2067]

Its potty the parrots meth head uncle

[@otaking3582]

Nah, Meet the Feebles had much better puppets

[@DockyardDiva]

it's ok , "Hidden Figures" addressed the math issues. love the Dr. Who reference

[@megalon73]

Compare to Rodan,The Giant Claw (Battleship) would not have a chance against Rodan the best Giant Flying Monster of all time.

[@dragonlordthekingofdragons6373]

Batra too

[@megalon73]

@@dragonlordthekingofdragons6373 That also counts to, Battra is insane.

[@GoofyPoptart]

What about King Ghidorah or Destroyah or Space Godzilla? They can all fly

[@RokuroCarisu]

And then Godzilla: King of the Monsters added a giant condor to its monster lineup...

[@prehistorichero2755]

Don’t forget Mothra.

[@giganfan1everyoneelse451]

13:20 the actual reason why the scientists knows everything is because he's a grown up Kenny brought to the past

[@Guilty-Gearer-Does-Things]

Good theory

[@charlesgrybosky1916]

When I was watching this on TBS as a 12 year old, aside from the Muppet-Show buzzard, my biggest question was how is that bird able to outfly (stock footage) jet fighters but couldn’t catch an obsolete B25 Mitchell at the end of the movie. Yes I was a bit of an aircraft nerd. Ok, still am.

[@jeffthompson9622]

I saw "The Giant Claw" on TV in the '60s as a kid. I still have a soft spot for cheesy old science fiction and monster movies. I appreciate the good ones, too.

[@robertszymanski717]

When I saw this as a kid, I laughed at it! If Harryhausen would've done the movie, he would have made a very realistic hideous vulture like in his other movies! This Turkey had wires on it ! You can see the wires on the bird !!! LMAO!!!

[@Guilty-Gearer-Does-Things]

He would've made it look terrifying like the Cyclops

[@HigHrvatski]

Is it a bird? Yes. Is it a plane? No,it's a bird. Oh ...

[@dakotaraptor224]

No, it's a battleship

[@skullship5351]

Loved that Yamato reference ^^

[@kalajel]

He saw a Big Bird? Did he also saw his mammoth imaginary friend?

[@IshmaelKipling]

Brandon! Please review "Them". It's an old black and white sci-fi movie with giant radioactive ants. It was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid.

[@GoddessofAnubis]

I second this! I love Them, it's one of my favorites! I'd love to see your review of that.

[@doccortex1203]

Another cool movie, I guess you have to just enjoy cheesy special effects.

[@hailmarycake62]

Ishmael Kipling I GET THE FALLOUT 3 QUEST REFERENCE NOW. HOLY SHIT!

[@JohnNewton27]

Ishmael Kipling That movie begs for a remake!

[@maryalindstrom3108]

JohnNewton27 THE ATTACK OF THE GIANT TURKEY!

[@dxeka1994]

7 YEARS?! It's been 7 years (give or take) since this was uploaded?! God help me...

[@localcreator9729]

I gotta say, I love The Giant Claw, I watched this movie when I was young and to this day I still watch it every now and then, it’s bad, but I love it

[@mivsenowner]

Brilliant review. I used to collect 8MM films in the 70's and had about 15 different ones,mostly horror ones like Creature from the black lagune or Monster that challenged the world. My younger cousins was terrified by these movies except this one which they found amusing because of the monster. Did not know the Monster was made in Mexico. It all makes sense now. THANKS!!!

[@SavoxYT]

15:58 You can see the string.

[@snakes3425]

Here's a Drinking Game: Take a Shot every time someone says battleship...you'll pass out before the end of the first act

[@Urdabestplaya]

I hope someone does that

[@RyeNKye]

You might want to do this with sips instead of shots

[@jagarcia0705]

@snakes3425 Here's a drinking game that's even worse than the one you made up. The Star Trek Drinking Game: Take a shot every time a "red shirt" dies. Or the Moulin Rouge Drinking Game: Take a shot every time somebody mentions the word "love".

[@rorylumley4727]

Or take a shoot every time in i come in peace every time they swear.

[@ellnats]

that's why i just take a sip of soda

[@hodgepodgebuhgodge3739]

Don't ever ask me to make you a samich, you may get something you didn't bargain for.

[@jrwizz]

I like the monster.... if I seen that coming for me I'd be scared

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

J.R. Wizzle because it's look Hideous

[@MUIZILLASAURUS_REX]

Id piss my pants out of laughter

[@MrDogsledder]

Gonzo! Noooooooo

[@silverfish1924]

a giant baby charging at someone is scary. the looks of something massive doesn't matter.

[@DTheRedCloak]

at 10:44. The Cocoa Puffs bird screwing a Deadite? It looks more like if Dooby Buzzard flew into a nuclear reactor because his momma a told hiiim to get somethin' for dinneeer. At 12:00 Actually from what I heard, the director knew that the puppet was stupid and made it so the actors never actually saw the puppet during the films production. The actors actually had to imagine what the bird looked like in order to act scared. And when Jeff Morrow, the actor playing Mitch, saw the finished film in his home town cinema, the audience laughed uproariously when the bird was first seen, so Mitch actually snuck out of the theater in embarrassment. Also, You didn't talk about the scene where we find out why it came to Earth in the first place. It did it's spiral pattern because it was getting materials for a nest and it laid an egg. The scene showed Sally (The female lead) shooting the egg, and it had Pierre get eaten.

[@ArmlessSteve4487]

DTheRedCloak good info thx and I feel bad for the actor of Mitch I bet he never wants anyone talk about the to him

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

That, or it looks like a Skeksis rip-off

[@strawberryfields9762]

“...As smooth as diarrhea the whole way there!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 *I died laughing*

[@arthas640]

I laughed at that too, partially because I've heard my dad use that exact same line about a road trip

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

I honestly want to make a Giant Claw remake where she's terrifying

[@Guilty-Gearer-Does-Things]

Do it

[@jamesschaefer11]

Except for the incredibly bad bird design and the weird theory about an antimatter shield on a bird, the movie moves fast and is easy to follow. The issue mentioned about the strange music in the apartment of the engineer is actually a table radio playing in the background that cuts in later with an announcement of martial law, actually shown in the movie.

[@alexcardosa8079]

This to me is the second best movie I ever saw as a kid. My favorite was The Creeping Terror. (watch with lots of beer)

[@ksharpe10]

Target Earth even gave me the Creeps as a kid, now I watch it and Laugh. The Creepist/Nightmare award though for me was the Original Outer Limits, it had some Shocking stuff, to a really young kid was quite strong. Had my Parents known how much it got me, they would have banned it and took the Fun/shock away. Watch Outer limits to night, go to bed and Watch the closet door til you would fall asleep, if you were 9 years old. LOL.

[@Willowphase2]

When I was a very small child this scared the hell out of me......I've gone on to blame it for all my adult neurosis.

[@DDlambchop43]

this? THIS scared you?

[@Willowphase2]

@@DDlambchop43 I was about 4 years of age.

[@larrymantic2635]

To be the devil’s advocate, it KINDA looks creepy (but just a tiny bit enough it would pass the test of being creepy, because it’s definitely a goofball)

[@victorhernandez8723]

Happy 60th anniversary to the Giant Claw!

[@TheRealNormanBates]

2:38 *DISCLAIMER:* the preceeding joke was meant for satirical purposes. In actual fact, there are several studies which show that women are more than capable of doing math. I mean, I can't really think of any right now, but I'm sure they exist. Tell ya what. If anyone knows of any studies showing that women are capable of math, feel free to post them in the comments. (actually don't, this is still a joke and you'd be foolish to play into it.)

[@theangryholmesian4556]

Ada Lovelace

[@LoveFlatfootin1]

"La Coconya!" This is one of my favorites. "Plan 9 from Outer Space" will always be number one, though.

[@mrbenoit5018]

LoveFlatfootin1 apparently it’s spelt “La Carcagne”.

[@Gojirawars03]

Flying Battleship? *ATRAGON REVIEW CONFIRMED?*

[@otaking3582]

No, clearly he's talking about Rodan. I'm only partially joking. Godzilla Battle Legends for TurboDuo listed Rodan's subtitle as "The Flying Battleship" in reference to this movie.

[@animateangus]

Few more 50's monster movies suggestions: Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957), Monster from the Ocean Floor (1954), King Dinosaur (1955), The Neanderthal Man (1953) and Man Beast (1956).

[@oluhamilton2121]

...all equally HORRID.

[@MUIZILLASAURUS_REX]

Meanwhile japan is bragging that godzilla is actually horifying while they are recovering from the attack

[@jagarcia0705]

*Dr Insano:* How do I plan to stop that giant bird? With SCIENCE!!

[@antonmasters8626]

I miss Spoony...

[@korybranson3303]

HEY, THE GIANT BIRD IS A BATTLE SHIP

[@KatieCatWalker]

The actor who played Mitch saw what they used for the bird, stormed out of the theater angry and embarrassed. They never saw it in the movie. It was kept from them for "better acting " more like so they wouldn't walk off the set.

[@geordischmidt]

Brandon, it's time for the trifecta. You got Playboy Playmate Mara Corday in "The Giant Claw" and "Tarantula." Now, you need to get her in "Black Scorpion," from the producers of the science fiction classic "Them." It's another interesting production with recognizable actors (Richard Denning from "Creature From the Black Lagoon" and "Mr. & Mrs. Smith," and Carlos Rivas from "The King and I"). That said, it has got what has to be one of the wildest final battles in movie history. Oh and it has the Mexican Kenny.

[@thomastarwater6035]

Brandon Tenold just got through doing a review of The Black Scorpion. Check it out. You’ll dig it.

[@welshwidgetman2o1o76]

Would love to see a review of *Attack of the Killer Tomato's*. That would be a hilarious review since the movie was pathetically dumb to begin with.

[@victorhernandez8723]

WelshWidgetMan2O1O That movie was pointless and stupid! Thank goodness the cartoon show was much better!

[@h.plovecat4307]

*blows raspberries*

[@richardadams4928]

"Can somebody please pass the ketchup?" (Vigorous Facepalm) ROTFLMAO!!!

[@nine_tails137]

That would be great since he already did Killer Klowns from Outer Space, and Tammy and the T-Rex. I would also love if he did the Deadly Mantis?

[@artspectrum2421]

That's actually a great idea

[@AceOfHeartz4]

I've been watching your stuff for a few years and I've always loved it. You are one of the inspirations I had to do my own KZbin stuff. Keep doing the great work! Your awesome

[@howaboutataste]

At 5:00, the USAF starts to regret choosing an electrical engineer over a highly-experienced pilot for the job of Test Pilot. But luckily, his specialty is experimental particle physics. And he makes apparati that can fit on a cargo plane and produces pounds of mesons from the energy of 12v batteries. Or something.

[@rorylumley4727]

You are definitly one of the best reviewers on the internet whenever i watch one of your reviews i feel better. Thank you.

[@JohnBlack2345]

this is truly one of the funniest reviews I've seen. thanks man!!

[@vincentfranklin17]

A bird with TEETH????.!!!!!

[@h.plovecat4307]

An antimatter bird with antiteeth.

[@weldonwin]

@@h.plovecat4307 If its Anti-Matter, shouldn't it just explode in a cataclysmic detonation as soon as it hit the atmosphere and its Anti-Matter came in contact with our world's matter causing them to mutually annihilate?

[@morphobots]

I could say the same thing except this _is_ an alien puppet ... I meam bird from an anti-matter galaxy.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Lovecat Productions Omega really needs to keep his pet bird in the cage

[@antonmasters8626]

Yeah......I don't think that exists in nature but hey it's extra terrestrial so could say that

[@OniTreefolk]

AVGN is one of the reasons I found your videos. Now, I'm happily waiting for your new videos by binge watching your old videos while I do mundane tasks around the house. Thank you for the time and effort you put into these, they help a whole lot man!

[@AndrewGivens]

That was literally what my thought was when I first saw the scene where Mara raised her elegantly-gloved hand to her horrified mouth "No - this can't be real... they decided to go with *that* thing?" She 'acted' it perfectly - or *did* she?

[@tyrantgregcagkaiju71]

Will we ever see a review on "Night of the Lepus"?

[@charlesgrybosky1916]

If there is justice in the universe, yes.

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

How about a review of Frogs (1972)?

[@antonmasters8626]

I hope so

[@menslady125eif2590]

I'd love to see that. Those giant bunnies are so cute!

[@JAEUFM]

Brendon, being able come up with that pattern from that map, you could be a code breaker for the NSA.

[@skug9bob]

"What's that in his back yard?" "I guess they have some really big chickens around here."

[@dirus3142]

Star Trek TNG also loved to revers the polarity. Hell, in one episode they did it to detach a giant space slug from sucking on the Enterprise.

[@muthesquirrel]

A reminder: Pier thought it had the face of a woman. What does this say about French-Canadian women?

[@tyrantgregcagkaiju71]

"The face of a wolf, and the body of a woman."

[@muthesquirrel]

Tyrant Gregcag Well that's so much... better?

[@teedup8995]

Lol! 😹

[@donaldpetkus1637]

Worst butter face possible?

[@Astro_seeker1987]

Imagine they made a comedy version of the giant claw.

[@otaking3582]

Nick Fury wondered why people laughed at the idea of the Helicarrier.

[@RadRaptor152]

6:02 when I paused on the scene with the blurry giant claw the blur looked like a cross between Q the Quetzalcoatl, a dragon, and a horse

[@dleib001]

Don’t you know about the bird because everyone knows that the bird is the word

[@randomshinypikachu4498]

Original Rejected Godzilla Design LOL

[@NoKOzKamui]

Ever notice how this monsters size is EXTREMELY inconsistent, one moment his claw is the size of a car, the next hes large enough to tear up the Empire State Building with his feet.

[@fritzfromsouth5935]

18:38 man literally predicted 2020s humor

[@JohnAquariusPodcast]

it be nice to know the reviews it got when it originally premiered

[@janneaalto3956]

Pretty impressed with the part about mu mesons and meson matter.

[@alankohn6709]

The lead actor hadn't seen the monster when he went to premiere in his home town and saw it he walked out.

[@godzy323]

Off chance you can find it, there is a movie i buried in a desert somewhere called "Death Kappa" It's a big difficult to get through, but you'll be stronger after watching it..and you'll believe Giant Claw is a masterpiece

[@tyrantgregcagkaiju71]

Ah, Death Kappa. The Sharknado/Kill Bill of the kaiju genre 😎.

[@RabbiKolakowski]

Mara Corday is so so so hot in this movie

[@Diamhea]

Kinda reminds me of Gina Gershon

[@solidg3legend868]

Jeff Morrow the guy who played Mitch later confessed in an interview that no one in the film knew what the titular monster looked like until the film's premiere. Morrow himself first saw the film in his hometown, and hearing the audience laugh every time the monster appeared on screen, he left the theater early, embarrassed that anyone there might recognize him (he allegedly went home and began drinking).

[@The_PokeSaurus]

10:16 I knew you were going to draw that...

[@KRhetor]

Fiend Without a Face. It was made in England, but was set in...MANITOBA!

[@scotpens]

And we knew that because right at the start of the picture, there's a barbed-wire-topped fence with a sign saying: U.S. AIR FORCE INTERCEPTOR COMMAND EXPERIMENTAL STATION No. 6 WINTHROP MANITOBA CANADA Really, you'd think the local folks wouldn't need a sign to tell them which friggin' PROVINCE and COUNTRY they're in!

[@victorhernandez8723]

KRhetor Best killer brain movie that doesn't have the word brain in it!

[@arthas640]

*GASP* the most horrifying place for any true son of England!

[@MistahBryan]

@12:44 "Easy Baker squadron leader" So this squadron after this movie, retires and starts making flammable ovens for children?

[@jackcinephile7554]

When he said "big as a battleship" in the intro, every cinemassacre fan nutted unassisted XD

[@DoubleMrE]

Excelent review. Good writing . . .very funny. Thanks a lot! P.S. RE "The General" in this movie . . . that guy played a general in so many old sci-fi movies. I always look for him.

[@DarthVader-ib7tl]

May sound random, but you kinda look like Mark Hamill when he played Luke in episode 4