Google Translate Builds A Dog House

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[@roseyhorsegirl8079]

Did everyone miss that he changed his profile pic to when he was covered in foil and rapping with a turkey??!!

[@emmawilliams1410]

No I saw it Pretty funny 😂

[@sadpotatoplayz3552]

O I didn’t and same help

[@julieta316]

Lmao yes

[@brookecraddock90]

yes

[@noonw7269]

"I wonder how far she gets before she forgets her phone" .... "I should call her"

[@leahheeran4721]

my senior quote

[@cynthiamartinez8994]

Me

[@DontMindMe24]

Let’s talk about how randomly out of nowhere his hair is purple

[@naymelville3406]

It's not out if nowhere his girlfriend gloria dyed it on her channel

[@frankierobertson4307]

What they said

[@DontMindMe24]

Ok thanks

[@AlluraSavage]

Ikr

[@AlluraSavage]

Oh

[@hanniel_sanchez]

"It ain't a home unless it's broken" -Brandon 2020

[@sarahbella6702]

😂😂😂😂

[@thelongestcomment2001]

Facts

[@SaberSweat247]

"Well..."

[@oliviadubois8493]

Me: why is his hair purple Also me: Remembers the video Gloria just posted, Ohhhh

[@sagehobbs7133]

Same lol I was like wait what????😂😂😂😂

[@carolinec2628]

I need to go watch that because i was really confused

[@beckx2959]

What video??????

[@alexandrade102]

Link?

[@nzamudio9921]

*yeets over to Gloria's channel*

[@sarahvance7008]

"Neighbors were getting a little nosy, had to limit their viewing." "Time to do what I do best, screw it up." These, these are gold.

[@capp00]

Shiver Me Timber Boards. That's just about the best Dad-Joke I've heard in a little while. *slow claps*

[@auaile]

First comment to a verified KZbinr

[@capp00]

@@auaile Hello there. Hope you are doing well :)

[@Bobsaget6969bob]

Hi

[@capp00]

@@Bobsaget6969bob Hi Josh.

[@mya-chan4974]

You are allowed to say 2 dad jokes everyday go all out ^^

[@arabeltran4045]

“What does she know? She’s happily married.” HAHAHAHAHA!!

[@hanniyakhan6568]

Haven't watched it yet but I know this is gonna be hilarious

[@victorlictor1350]

Ikr lol

[@0_0.Galaxy._.]

Yep

[@alexthewild_flower]

Yes. That is a thing you always know when you watch Brandon

[@PM-rh6yq]

And my 8 wives liked the video.

[@chefc]

Yeeep

[@unkn0wn528]

KZbinrs: I’m running out of ideas. Brandon: *what is “ideas”*

[@saturn3006]

FaCtS

[@Trapphus22]

"I ran out of ideas, so I put ideas in google translate and got this"

[@ricklovekamp5624]

Also Brandon: I don't have ideas, i DO IT

[@paulaspilman28]

Repaired your car, flower arranging,cleaning the fridge, shampoo the carpet

[@leahgomez208]

“Marriage is loud sometimes” “Do you hear that goose” Brandon Farris- 2020

[@blairestar1167]

So nobody is going to talk about him and his sister having the same hair cut?

[@nikapittenger6115]

Shhhhhhhhhh

[@thepinkplaybutton]

I was just thinking that

[@JenniferSara1982]

In the past I have. Love his new purple too!

[@tinab7148]

I have that haircut too ...

[@thetiffanystevenson]

OHHHHHHH THAT'S HIS SISTER? THANK YOU! I was like, WOW, he's REALLY chummy with his neighbor.

[@kashidoshi4459]

Nobody could have predicted this, nobody. Edit: Omg how did this get 1k likes it’s just a sentence but thank you all

[@jenrune]

Yup

[@antonioaguayo3545]

Yup

[@drama.tyna.]

Yeah I predicted this from the start lol

[@calebreddy5826]

Nobody can ever predict him

[@Midwestish20244]

True

[@royally.anxious_9395]

Google: well, this is a dog house. Brandon: no this is Patrick.

[@theclans4951]

Now thats Patrick

[@sincerelyy]

*SNAPS WOOD*.... Brandon: “We should see other people.”

[@oliviadubois8493]

Me: reads title Also me: if he has band-aids and pop tarts you'll be fine

[@clairemcroberts4799]

*do you perhaps have an insane representation of Tennessee Williams’ sister in you bloodline* **heavy breathing in streetcar**

[@Midwestish20244]

And 911 on speed dial

[@free_fox]

me who's watched most of the google translate cooking videos: "oh no, oh god no" Brandon: *maniacal laughter begins*

[@mattieann-marie149]

*glasses fall on face* nobody ever: brandon: oHh sAfEty fIRst

[@ted4049]

The one dislike is Brandon cuz I feel like he’s almost died

[@mrsalty1423]

@@ArshadAli-mz4lz 11 now...

[@epxix]

69th like

[@epxix]

@@ArshadAli-mz4lz 18 now..

[@mrsalty1423]

@@ArshadAli-mz4lz That's a lotta "really's"

[@mrsalty1423]

@@epxix 25 now...

[@leahheeran4721]

"i wonder when she's gonna release she left her phone here, i should call her." "measure twice, screw twice" "just when u think the jokes couldn't get any better, they don't" "nothing a little handsaw cant cut, do y'all know how to cut this?" "i had to close my garage door out of sheer embarrassment!" one of these is gonna be my senior quote

[@Coira2]

"The most important thing is to try." Aww, Google translate, that's so encouraging.

[@user-fe2jt9ni6e]

Next he’s gonna make “google translate tells me how to do open heart surgery”

[@nallelysomoza2302]

Oh good don’t give him any ideas

[@ssjarceus269]

I kinda wanna see this now omg lol 🤭😂

[@bunnieHTD]

@@nallelysomoza2302 that's what I was thinking lol

[@nevaehleecrockett5225]

Waterproofing my life with FLEX TAPE jontron Open heart Surgery? FLEX TAPEEE

[@daniellehickey1580]

He could do it on surgeon simulator lol

[@HeatherChandlerBQ]

The sheer depression in his voice when he says “i d r o p p e d m y w e i n e r” makes me so sad

[@aliyajoy7840]

Brandon with purple hair is a whole aesthetic

[@blitceed]

i made my own google translates: (i hope brandon sees this) kzbin.info/aero/PL8Nqoa6p3gGZUqglfa0Ae-f6NF6udUDo_

[@greenleereeder9563]

@@blitceedhi

[@greenleereeder9563]

Hi

[@aliyajoy7840]

@@greenleereeder9563 Hi :)

[@aliyajoy7840]

@@blitceed I hope he sees it too!! but i will watch your videos! They look very entertaining! :)

[@reaganorton1710]

“Maybe it should be a side piece, no that’s how we ended up in this wives situation”

[@kbrock9146]

I demand, "Gonna get a big money." merch. I can't stop laughing.

[@serinasmith2989]

“It’s a little rough around the edges, but aren’t we all” yes so true

[@cherry_blossoms2112]

Whoah he's becoming the new Bob Ross

[@a_fag_rat]

@@cherry_blossoms2112 lol

[@femhawks1909]

Hey Kiri:)

[@lynxadink9412]

A little rough around the edges like you Kiri uwu _ngl tho MHA fans have been dying out recently lol, glad i could find another one :D_

[@-aurxlina-2949]

I’m going to tell all my friends that

[@Emma-rz3fx]

Brandon: “I’m gonna make my dog one heck of a dog house” His dog already knowing what’s gonna happen: Great. I guess I’m homeless now...

[@kaitlynstewart2734]

I love how at 6:23 he caught himself actually being sweet and went, “and that’s how you get wife number 9” 😂

[@megisonika]

"Now this is a lil rough around the edges, but aren't we all?" "It ain't a home unless it's broken" Hella relatable XD OMG

[@Maddie-uc4yc]

Well...

[@screentime8549]

“I wonder when she’s gonna realize that she left her phone here.” *“i should call her”* edit: omg even tho its been 3 months, this is the most likes ive gotten on anything. thanks for 871 likes!!!

[@codywilcox3465]

i did not even notice that

[@justsomerandomdudewithinte863]

YES

[@average534]

@@codywilcox3465 I didnt either but now am laughing my ass off

[@lilnutt5580]

Congrats, you watched the video too!

[@Alex-od2jv]

I've done that lmao

[@katelynlee1720]

“It ain’t a home unless it’s broken, right?” “Well” 😂☠️

[@oliviamcwhorter179]

That killllled me 😂😂💀💀

[@jimross4434]

Everyone: *talking about something else* Me:WHY IS HIS HAIR PURPLE

[@airora_aerial]

There was a video uploaded today by mariaagloria and she dyed his hair in it.

[@luvfokaash3052]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THINGGG!!

[@jimross4434]

Oh ok

[@applesauce9473]

Lol same I thought it was just a glare on my screen

[@kpopaesthetic4028]

His girlfriend died it purple

[@elspethrea]

“Hey your merried0“ Acting like he isnt merried Also him “8 wives“

[@addiemiller9677]

Wait!!!did him and his girlfriend get married?

[@elspethrea]

Guys in the video he made a joke about having 8 wives

[@etla7921]

Pretty sure he isn't merried, but he sure is married

[@elspethrea]

@@etla7921 Stop.No one is perfect.

[@etla7921]

@@elspethrea it was meant to be said a jokingly way, sorry u felt insulted

[@iveyleaf]

This reminds me of when Ethan became a man. If you know, you know.

[@averytiredartist3154]

Seeing Brandon around power tools gives me major anxiety

[@makynlee4058]

60 like

[@Scre1mingcat]

@@makynlee4058 144 likes

[@destineesday9429]

Same

[@ssr8555]

Looking at the description, I think he feels the same

[@Tedula1134]

Just had to add the person l believe was his sister being barefoot. The OSHA certifications in my wallet say everything about this is a great idea.

[@raccoonwithacomputer1677]

“Call Me Daddy- I mean say uncle.” WHEEZE!

[@imsorrywhat6591]

Am I the only one that noticed Brandon: call me daddy- I mean uncle My eyes widened so fast 🥲

[@Zero_l1f3]

“It ain’t a home unless it’s broken am I right” -Brandon 2020

[@ForgetfulSparrow]

When we said "Well..." Right after it was priceless😂

[@ollieole1360]

OMFGG

[@HiveBoy123]

Why did you copy comment 😐

[@emilymahase]

Brandon’s Parents watching this: “ This is what I created. 😃✨....

[@twisaers1843]

They're probably really proud, I would be 😂

[@wendyzelaya6032]

they get the comedic sibling award of 2020 lol

[@peteradams342]

Well when making him they ran the instructions through Google translate a couple times...

[@wendyzelaya6032]

@@peteradams342 LOOOL

[@emilymahase]

@@peteradams342 LMFAOOOOO THIS IS JUST PERFECT

[@aubreysdaniels9657]

Next he’s gonna make “google translate tells me how to do open heart surgery”

[@beeztrees7732]

YES

[@a_fag_rat]

Omg yes lol

[@merkyrie5555]

I mean he did some serious surgery trying to save dear Covington

[@monicamiyasaki8114]

OH NO

[@KumoriLove]

DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS 😂😭😂

[@isabellahayes337]

He closes the garage door because he’s don’t want people to see him but there is like 1 million or more people watching this

[@sunakshisanwal]

He- he's evolving.... It's growing... It isn't limited to food no more....

[@neleewhitefield2255]

I just realized that Brandon and his sister have ThE SaMe HaIrStYle that's so cute their siblingship is the definition of wholesome!

[@interweb_loser]

I put my phone in my pocket and it disliked this comment and it wanted to write a comment that was just a jumble of words

[@interweb_loser]

I liked

[@emilyesnyman]

Thanks for letting me know that's his sister😂

[@quandaledingle5849]

@@emilyesnyman uh oh were u shipping them or....

[@OzyIllustrates]

They’ve had the same hairstyle for at least two years lol that’s gotta be some sort of marriage or something somewhere

[@cadytalley6508]

At 3:22 in the video, the captions say "(woman slapping)" Just wanted to put that out there

[@alexthewild_flower]

Who else noticed that Brandon has Purple hair??? This video is so funny though!

[@the27thKevin]

I actually didn't notice until I read this comment 0.o he's too entertaining for me to notice his hair

[@briannabliemeister809]

Yes bc it was dyed on Gloria’s chhannel

[@alexthewild_flower]

@@briannabliemeister809 Oh. Thx for letting me know

[@ohpoorjuno0666]

Me🙋

[@nicholehamel7042]

look at his gf channel, and there will be a video that is based on dying his hair

[@kingcharizardakaCX]

Brandon Farris: no this is Patrick Me: he had a childhood wow

[@tiakatarin6135]

All of the different things he had behind his ear that he kept dropping...... 👁 💧 👄 💧 👁

[@nataliestephan3408]

Me: wow Brandon looks good as a handy man Brandon: so exactly how do u cut piece of wood? Me 2 seconds later: yep never mind

[@historyatwar6230]

Lol true

[@bumbumbadabumbadum2406]

Who else thinks he should do “ Google Translate Does Christmas Decorations”

[@mackenzie5308]

He might actually die though...

[@lavenderkismet4568]

@@mackenzie5308 to be fair, this is the same guy that willingly unleashed a glitter bomb in his room we're talking about. I feel like he's fearless and chaotic enough to survive anything at this point.

[@beeztrees7732]

@@mackenzie5308 ikr

[@ricklovekamp5624]

YES

[@katarinakarats7473]

lavender kismet and unwittingly doused the inside of his car with surstromming juice. The force is indeed strong with this one. He can truly handle anything 😂

[@badnbruja6572]

" my downward dog will be damp if it drizzles"😂

[@ur_mam]

Why is no-one talking about his hair?! It's FABULOUS

[@leticiacole6775]

I know

[@ibarraone2]

His girlfriend dyed it on her channel...hilarious video lol 😆

[@mn_flower910]

@@ibarraone2 yesss

[@k_tubbs]

@@ibarraone2 can I have a link pls! I don't know what Gloria's channel is called.

[@va8715]

@@k_tubbs kzbin.info/www/bejne/mJeXiaGrfJKGqNU

[@lostartisttoo6434]

The dog just following him while he sneaks through the backyard 🤣

[@aidenplayz5926]

"What are these little wood hemorrhoids?!" -Brandon 2021 BTW, that had me DEAD!

[@statiq970]

“Call me DADDY!...I mean say UNCLE!” -Brandon Farris

[@emilybruning2744]

dude I'm crying😭

[@skylerwest3225]

nobody: literally nobody: Brandon: *changes ear accessories without anyone noticing*

[@funded.]

BUT HAIR!!!!!

[@yxgurtgxmmie5885]

@@funded. I LOVE IT

[@bruhthedudegirl3775]

You really think I didn't notice? *scoffs in Brandon*

[@ventishdraws1283]

It's the little touches that he does that makes me him so funny

[@ricklovekamp5624]

I noticed!!

[@ScalyRaptor1944]

5:38 purfect

[@echo_3935]

"My downward dog is gonna be damp if it drizzels." -Brandon Farris 2020

[@KM-dz3zz]

That has to be on his next line of Merch. Hilarious

[@misterj597]

Brandon: “Google translate’s gonna build a dog house.” Me: “Yeah, pretty sure that’s not gonna work based off the cooking videos.” Brandon: “What are these? Nipples? Why does this wood have hemorrhoids? I’m gonna karate chop this board. Doesn’t this need a roof?” Me cringing the whole video: “ That’s not how it works!” Dog house at the end: 🚧 Me at the end: “Yep, pretty much how I expected it to turn out.”

[@rowancrist4444]

LMAOOOO

[@hayleysmart204]

You are blessed

[@meganedwards2440]

@WhatDoIName pretty sure they know it’s a joke video

[@elcringo1290]

He really doesn't know what he is doing, cutting wood with a hacksaw

[@mr.hooray4859]

Oh no, First he google translates food, now he makes BUILDINGS This is too much power

[@vidiav4614]

No... not yet

[@danielaaquino9685]

He can't build in the fist place soo

[@A_Rat_120]

@@vidiav4614 next it will be a house

[@IsaacClark7117]

Lol what could go wrong

[@vidiav4614]

@@A_Rat_120 Then a city

[@sym867]

Brandon’s creativity is killing me, Ive Never laughed as hard as I do while watching his videos

[@joshpics1265]

I wonder how long it will take her to realise she left her phone here... I should call her😂

[@momopaints]

“Maybe it can be a side piece...no that’s how we got in this wives problem anyway” 😂🤣😆

[@Lalallalalalalalalalalalalalal]

Brandon: *trusting google* Me: I don’t think google should be trusting you tho to build a dog house

[@ssenate66]

“Just when you think the jokes couldn’t get any better” “they don’t”

[@emilysimonson8755]

Noice

[@pandagirl432]

Everyone's talking about the video but I'm just staring at his FREAKING PURPLE HAIR! WHY WE REDHEADS MUST UNITE

[@kattunja]

YAS!

[@Rosalie_309]

YUS

[@noonw7269]

Bro i noticed that too-

[@missedrocket354istrash8]

7:43 Neighbors: what the Fu3k is he doing?-

[@bree5292]

“Wow, now this is a dog house.” “No, this is Patrick” 😂💀

[@kishiacraig5173]

I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂😂

[@bree5292]

@@kishiacraig5173 😂💀

[@julieannanderson2228]

Next episode: Google Translate Stitches My Hand Back Together

[@mayer9731]

11:22 I Imagine the mission impossible song playing to the cat in the background Bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum benenow

[@vampchk423]

"Measure twice, cut bad" - Brandon 2020 lmao "The neighbors were getting a little nosey had to limit their viewing privileges" - Brandon 2020 lol. Classic Brnadon lines

[@ScarletCandlelight]

As a carpenter this is amazing. "Wood nipples" and "Wood hemorrhoids" I'm calling them this now people will have zero clue what I'm talking about

[@evilavacado5099]

Is that lipstick near his ear 0:50 💄

[@miawright3010]

You should do a cleaning with google translate video.

[@kaylynhenderson6715]

Oh no he liked it. Fear

[@insertnamehere3392]

So no one is talking about his purple hair YOU MONSTERS

[@angeltt4390]

Literally went through all the comments to find this 🤣 I wonder if there is a video of him dying his hair?!

[@insertnamehere3392]

Oh sweet imma check it out

[@rikkirose4074]

“Now it’s time for what I do best...screw it up.” *power tool noises* BRANDON PLEASE-

[@monroe6984]

genuinely think that Brandon should make his own dramatic action movie: 7:32

[@pkell]

Wow now this is a dog house NO THIS IS PATRICK

[@madalynblair4130]

The dislikes are people who on don’t know how to build a dog house 😒😌

[@themincrafteroftosa6031]

Who else misses his ginger hair and first watched Gloria’s video then realized his hair looks mostly purple

[@plateofspaghetti5029]

Where the heck did the purple hair come from??

[@tiedyerose2794]

I watched her video and knew it was gonna be purple. He probably loves it so I'ma let him do him!

[@TheWizardMaja-Stina]

It’s in the middle of december But.... It looks like a warm summer day outside...

[@talzerrie]

TwT I wanna live in California

[@Ksmall92]

This how our winters are lol (I live in CA like Brandon) it's like in the 70's during the day.

[@apollyonlavey1553]

@@Ksmall92 I don't think I could have a winter without snow, its cold but so pretty. I live in a decently snowy portion of Canada and the average annual snowfall is just over 5 ft.

[@atheist101]

Fast forward to the beginning of this week. We had enough snow for 10 winters in Texas

[@spoidieeandangus1537]

Lovin the purple hear *hair

[@mugglajo8951]

I wasnt as worried about his safety in the cooking ones *but the description is right*

[@applejacks8160]

Watching someone attempt to make something “square” without using a “square “. Priceless.

[@Lillie_508]

"It isn't a home unless it's broken" sounds like my house (and I don't mean literally)

[@administratorsuperuser139]

Directions: Become the 2x4 Brandon: =l Brandon just gave a new meaning to the term "planking"

[@jennifermilstead7678]

Omg i do planks every day and thats the first thing i thought of lol

[@administratorsuperuser139]

@@jennifermilstead7678 haha lol Im glad i could make someone laugh

[@jennifermilstead7678]

@@administratorsuperuser139 💙💙💙💙

[@ghostaddy8474]

no one else talkin bout how his hair is purple... i like it

[@MrKikip1992]

There's a video on Gloria's channel, she did it for him

[@ghostaddy8474]

@@MrKikip1992 ah cool thx lol

[@imthaliaoma1010]

I remember when I use to watch you on FB and you would post a lot of car videos. The first video was when you ate the worlds spiciest chip and I couldn’t stop watching you ever since. It’s crazy how far you have grown and yet you always remain humble. You are the most genuine human being and the world is so lucky to have someone like you!

[@sigorni1]

The cut to Brandon staring into the soul of a tree while clinging to it is probably my favorite thing.

[@Demonmaster-tf3lq]

He has purple hair. Looks nice Man behind the slaughter

[@kaydemiller2029]

ikr but (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

[@administratorsuperuser139]

THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER BU NU NU NU BU NU NU NU

[@katelynpeugh1224]

"Call me daddy, I mean uncle"

[@coopercreationz]

I would love to see a google translate of, how to decorate for Christmas or how to make Christmas cookies for Santa.

[@ibarraone2]

Yes!! Lol

[@star22sally67]

I'm not sure which would end up on fire first

[@merlyncaywood668]

Him: how many sides are on a house? Me: counting fingers........... 69!

[@gayvagina7353]

Aha nice

[@edwardwatson9478]

6:13 English teachers be like 🧐

[@oliparker1154]

no-one: Just vibin in the background: kEEEeeeeEEEEeeeeT

[@deannawheeler4362]

She should NOT be outside!!!! :(

[@rainingashes1636]

@@deannawheeler4362 A lot of cats are outdoor cats-

[@leosyrigou2822]

IDEA! google translate does my girlfriend's makeup! . . . . . . . . . . I-it's good right?

[@thetalentedtumblers2435]

is everyone just gonna ignore the fact that his hair is PURPLE now

[@daniellestover8205]

When did he do that??

[@coffeeaddict4144]

no

[@thetalentedtumblers2435]

it’s on maria glorias channel

[@hewo628]

@@daniellestover8205 a couple hours before he filmed this

[@allall-px6bn]

every just gonna ignore rhe fact that he edited the video.

[@avabarnes520]

Bruh, I leave for two weeks and Brandon already has 2.57 Million subs. Like WHAT

[@imbrandonfarris]

Welcome back! I missed you so muuuuuch! 🙌🏽😂

[@inappropriateisaac3831]

“Wife number fsfffsfseven”