Google Translate Makes Elote!

[@hxllxhxund]

I never thought I'd watch a man in a Mexican outfit chase a bowl around a hot tub in his kitchen but here I am, in tears LOL

[@FreakingPlane]

SMAE IM CRYING 🤣🤣🤣

[@michellem4782]

Brandon is my favorite thing on this cursed site. This video is the first thing that has gotten a genuine laugh out of me today

[@ExileOfGods]

I literally was drinking water when he dove into the hot tub and I genuinely choked 😂😂

[@elliekrut4303]

YESSS

[@penelopefp]

I haven't laughed this hard in.... months!!! Oh dear Lord Brandon, everything about this was bringing me to tears!!! I'd laugh si hard I couldn't hear the video. So I backed it up 20 seconds to try to hear again....only to laugh harder and still be unable to hear. My cat won't come near me I was laughing so hard!!

[@precious6303]

i thought brandon “undressing” ears of corn was the most absurd this video could get - until the hot tub came out.

[@BambiBeats6428]

you must be new here xD

[@precious6303]

@@BambiBeats6428 oh believe me i’m not, i just never know what to expect with brandon 💀

[@lvl.85sacredhealer21]

Bro, he force fornicated a corn cob and a chicken. This is normal on this channel and I love and am disturbed by it.

[@sillygooseiseatingbread]

Hello u have a ranboo pfp please elaborate

[@precious6303]

@@sillygooseiseatingbread yes

[@imbrandonfarris]

1 minute and 52 seconds for an intro…we are getting better! 😂

[@phnxs4416]

Truly a small longboat for peoplekind

[@mackenzie5308]

I mean slow and steady wins the race right?

[@Little_chicken_feet]

I pee rectangles

[@mackenzie5308]

That sounds really painful...

[@BeHappyInEveryThingYouDo]

I love you brandon

[@sarahsample4984]

When landlords are like "no pets allowed" and full adult Brandon's like, "yeah that's a hot tub in my kitchen".

[@Levi_is_Smol]

You don't need a child in your home when you got Brandon

[@Nirrrina]

Does a goat count as a pet? Because Brandon rented a goat named Morpheus once.

[@heatherwilliams4073]

Nothing in the rules saying he in fact canNOT have a hot tub in the kitchen!!! He wins!!!

[@camthehorrorfan]

Therapist: "Baked Brandon isn't real." Baked Brandon: 1:41

[@annasilvertongue]

Brandon: "This suit cost $1000!" 10 seconds later is in a hot tub with the suit that I imagine is dry clean only

[@hanna10660]

Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@misaebisu4368]

That what I was thinking lol

[@Cheesecherry]

Their local dry cleaners probably either hate him or love him. They hate him because he gives them a challenging item to clean, but they love him because he pays them good money and I'm sure he tips too lmao

[@sharoneastman2160]

"The entire recipe was all in Spanish and, lucky for me, my Entire Girlfrind is all in Spanish as well." OMG not even 2 minutes in and I'm already dyeing😂😂🤣

[@AXBLOWSIVGT]

Boy you don’t have girlfriend 💀

[@ssssssgrjibhnmfdxj]

@@AXBLOWSIVGT are you actually retarded

[@capp00]

The dad jokes are coming along nicely. And let's be realistic, that's not even the most amount of water that kitchen floor has seen,

[@roseyhorsegirl8079]

I audibly laughed at the "cornography" joke and I feel bad about it. Usually I'll audibly laugh at a higher level joke than that, but that... that did it for some reason.

[@FreakingPlane]

@@roseyhorsegirl8079 lmao I did too tho im immature and now my parents are looking at me weird cos i snorted so loudly-

[@Infamouspixie70]

This man just does things to you.

[@capp00]

@Just Some Fun Oh trust me, I know lol

[@JENNATHEZOMBIEE]

Ok

[@gothlynx803]

ok but can we just appreciate that Brandon played the Zelda intro with an accordion?

[@samanthahouser9334]

Yaaaas

[@englishatheart]

No. Stop asking permission and just do it.

[@peedrinker5000]

I deny you permission

[@RioEnsius]

WAIT WHAT WHEN DOES THAT HAPPEN

[@gothlynx803]

@@RioEnsius at the very beginning it made me smile 😁

[@ArtisticallyME]

I have an unconditional fear of smoke alarms so seeing Brandon take out the battery like that made me laugh 😂

[@sdh-]

Ever thought of shooting the fire alarm?

[@ArtisticallyME]

@@sdh- no, but that’s an excellent idea

[@mariaagloriaa]

I am an entire Mexican.yes. .. si.

[@cassle3377]

That's exactly how I respond to my full Mexican family. Sí

[@laraemitchell9064]

Oh, Hi 👋 MG! 🖤🖤🖤

[@abigailwondwossen3041]

Oh nice too see u here love :)

[@misaebisu4368]

Awww hi you so awesome 🥰🥰

[@AjianAja]

😆 probably my favorite line! Y'all are awesome.

[@streamingsyko1190]

Having Brandon speak spanish is something I didn’t think I needed until now

[@ScalyRaptor1944]

Heh

[@FreakingPlane]

Heh

[@LiciaYoung]

@@ScalyRaptor1944 The mods deleted their spam. That happens sometimes after Brandon uploads.

[@ScalyRaptor1944]

@@LiciaYoung nicr

[@streamingsyko1190]

brandon hearted my comment i can die happy now

[@immarissa]

“My entire girlfriend is all in Spanish as well.”

[@ashleyaslanidis2791]

That made me lol for real 😆

[@lilnas_x]

Amazing 👍👍👍

[@mayceemarx1162]

The fact that he has the classic animal crossing music playing the whole time🤣

[@lisacallan5462]

This!! My brain gets so confused 😂

[@Noaleft4dead]

"Ive never actually made elote before" as he plops a gross amount of mayonaise into a metal bowl thats floating in an inflateable hottub dressed like a mariache player. Coulda fooled me 🤣🤣🤣

[@fungino.1451]

The Lord himself came back again with the daily dose of Spanish.

[@shadow-Jayx]

Yesyes

[@FreakingPlane]

Bonjour

[@corrinenicole4995]

¡Hola! ¿Cómo estás hoy?

[@fnaffan_1016]

He makes me laugh so much

[@british_boy923]

@@FreakingPlane that's french

[@rainorxhine]

Actual captions for those genuinely curious about the intro: “Hello, and welcome to the “Translator of Google”. My name is Brandon and I am NOT reading this off the computer. I have big muscles and lots of money, also my feet hurt in these boots, but we’re getting off topic. So, if you don’t mind, onto the rest of the episode in English.” If anyone else would like to help me correct this, please do, Spanish is my second language!

[@julinnegb2589]

I think the part you were unsure about is “also, my feet hurt with these shoes on”

[@lowryfamily06fe]

Thank you. I came looking for what he really was saying.

[@MandMs05]

The only part that tipped me off as to the fact it wasn't captioned correctly was "En inglés" was "And in glass" Plus the fact it was completely nonsensical I wonder if he used a speech-to-text thing to get the captions???

[@lowryfamily06fe]

@@MandMs05 his editor put a caption that said he has no idea how to speak Spanish, so it told you the caption was not correct.

[@rainorxhine]

@@julinnegb2589 thank you! I heard him say shoes and hurt but the rest I had no idea🤠

[@cassiepentz915]

Brandon: "We're missing a chicken" Me: "We're also missing what was once a clean kitchen"

[@leavesfromthevine8773]

@KAITLYN DIXON nice profile picture

[@orangechicken2262]

Chimkin

[@kayleedavis7809]

If we are being honest it probably hasn’t been the cleanest since before Brandon started this series 😂

[@angeliquevampir9327]

Don’t forget about the security deposit

[@stoopyrosekrewfan]

LOL

[@jerrydivyaa25]

2:54 - "wonder how Jerry is doing" I'm doing good, Brandon. Thanks for asking

[@dibralfarley5950]

When you dove into the hot tub to take a "nap" I cracked up so flippin hard. Praying to Jear Desus that the electricity was shut off when the tub came out. Roflmao!!!!

[@dibralfarley5950]

@Ella Ava For sure we could all take a page out of his book to enjoy life a bit more.

[@georgegogy3512]

I swear to god that Brandon is becoming more immature as he “matures” in life haha

[@Edge_Walker]

Age-regresinh mentaly 😂👌

[@avestra]

He's evolving, just backwards

[@sarahglynn499]

@@avestra so...devolving?

[@mr.k83]

@@sarahglynn499 That's the joke, lol.

[@marissav3083]

Don't we all

[@cryptid_cupcakes]

I always think “that’s not ingestible”, “please don’t eat that, “how is he not dead” and “he will never get a deposit back” when I watch these videos.

[@ILoveSS]

At this point I think he bought that apartment to turn into his office and he lives in a different one....there's no other answer with all the mess he makes. Lol

[@Kayy-b8y]

“Or we used to call it when I was still am currently white” we love Brandon

[@mimi_arts8130]

Your profile picture is adorable

[@molly8376A]

Hi about your pfp Idk if you know but you can change the color of the hand, have a nice day!

[@kenishamatthias5002]

😆🥲😋🥰🥰😉😀😚🥰😛☺😄😛🤔🤗🤫🤗😜😄😊🤩😚😄🤩😐🤔🤗😶🤑😛🤗😛🤩

[@dodgerwoods203]

T

[@dezziperson1893]

Hello

[@inactivefoo]

I’m suprised his kitchen floors are still intact 😭

[@rearea0286]

We're all Surprised his Intact, with all the Crazy and Dangerous Stuff he does. 🤣

[@wintereyethewarrior79]

1:16 Brandon: …this outfit doesn’t have pockets… Every woman ever: Now you know our pain.

[@rndmeditts2122]

He can never have a normal intro and it just makes me so happy

[@rosiepear7531]

I'm sure if he had a "normal" or a standard intro, we'll all be worried

[@rndmeditts2122]

@@rosiepear7531 if that happens then your definitely right

[@robertbuth]

The "Marco...Pollo" killed me that was hilarious. Oh man...Brandon...you never cease to surprise me and never cease to entertain me! Thank you for this! Lol

[@BlueIdiotPie]

Brandon: "guess how much this outfit cost. a thousand dollars" also Brandon: tapes corn to his back, soaks in hot tub, splatters mayo on pants, probably got salmonella on his sleeves...

[@MandMs05]

The entire time my brain was just going "😬😬😬😬 $1,000 😬😬😬😬nooooo"

[@BlueIdiotPie]

@Always Unlucky I hope that with my whole heart and soul but something about how he said that it cost $1,000 makes me fear he isn't

[@aj_buddy2]

You cant get salmonella on sleeves its bacteria

[@BlueIdiotPie]

@@aj_buddy2 exactly, it's bacteria, which means it can transfer surfaces. It's why we do thinks like wash our hands and counters after handling things like raw poultry, so if any bacteria transferred onto those surfaces it can be destroyed and we don't accidentally touch it and then touch our faces, or if we have an open wound it doesn't find it's way in when we touch the counter

[@monica7580]

As a hispanic….. I absolutely love this!!!!! It’s hilarious🤣🤣 I love your videos they always make me laugh I love you 😭💗

[@LordHonkInc]

"a tall chicken? that's a turkey" that joke was awful and I saw it coming from a mile away... so why did I still laugh at it? xD

[@AL19AR23]

Brandon: *throws candle into the hot tub* Also Brandon: "Ah that's a bad idea" Acting like that's the most dangerous thing he did in this video🤣🤣

[@nateconley.6209]

I love seeing Brandon flirt with the cancle culture in such a way while also slinging dad Jokes

[@littlesnowflakepunk855]

cancle culture

[@DaffierPig6843]

No one: Turkey up in heaven: “I wonder where my body is right now His body: 🏊‍♂️

[@leileilive1148]

please i laughed so much my fucking stomach is hurting istg YOU HAD NO BUSINESS BEING THIS FUNNY YOUR HONOUR

[@DaffierPig6843]

@@leileilive1148 😂

[@lauraslyricallife]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Edge_Walker]

Swimin with the fi- uhh... Corn... And mayo... In a hot tub...

[@challengetwins3794]

LMAO I JUST REALIZED THIS IS TOMMYINIT MUSIC

[@rubbishpurplelollies]

I'm more worried about Brandon's safety in this one. Gosh, why water and electricity? 😂

[@Alexis-px9bh]

Brandon: I stole a computer from Dora Dora: Ah Dios mío! Can you find my computer? Brandon: 😳✌️

[@brittneysanders1216]

Also Dora: Brandon, no swiping!

[@foxyalex2549]

Omg that’s so funny

[@Roseberrii_]

I love how he is so confident in his Spanish but has that look like "hope I'm saying this right, oh god"

[@Dreamewastaken]

"Marco, pollo get it because its chicken?" I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair

[@OneThousandTinyElephants]

I don't get it?

[@BtheDilemma732]

@@OneThousandTinyElephants Pollo is chicken in spanish

[@ipromiseimnotanaddict6417]

I like to imagine his wife just walks in at 10:52 and thinks to herself "What have I married?"

[@noodle_boi9324]

He is ultimate perfection to marry

[@starissometimesstruck]

He doesnt have a wife?

[@S_Soulz]

@@starissometimesstruck he does

[@starissometimesstruck]

@@S_Soulz they arent married yet tho?? I thought Brandon and... um... I forgot her name- were just gf and bf still!

[@febreez4748]

@@starissometimesstruck I'm pretty sure they are married since he calls her "my wife" 👌

[@robloxender8823]

As someone who is learning Spanish.... i say i did okay with figuring out what brandon was saying

[@julman110]

As a Mexican-American, I totally approve! This was amazing.

[@jamesstark2718]

Throwing the candle in the hot tub was a "bad idea". Everything leading up to that was OK though. Lmao

[@owllee9585]

This isn’t google translate this is Brandon ruining his apartment just for us

[@Only.Alex.007]

I asked my Spanish Teacher what he was saying and the look on her face of complete confusion was amazing! Thank you Brandon!

[@AdaraTheBandit]

Memento mori

[@_murdocsleftpinkietoe]

Momento Mori, Unus Annus.

[@liamconnolly3897]

Memento Mori

[@adelahalamova9838]

memento mori

[@emilypeters6392]

Memento mori Unus Annus *salute*

[@bluefoxgaming396]

Brandon: Dónde está la biblioteca Me: Technoblade? That you?

[@bugsmith3395]

PFTTT- I don’t even think he meant to

[@papaphobia8024]

I literally thought the same thing

[@Kevin19934]

I miss him :(

[@keirameko3703]

At the part at 0:04 seconds right after he played the little rif the end game intro came on in the other room and it synced perfectly

[@MultiNotAnti]

“then I realized that could easily turn into me dying” he says like he doesn’t literally almost murder himself like every other video 😂

[@_sch_eme_]

"Marco.. .. *pollo!"* Okay that was one of the best on the spot spanglish jokes ive heard lmao i almost choked brandon you are too funny and too much everything i hope you dont actually get salmonella please bathe in bleach just kidding dont but do something please love you

[@chrissmith6862]

You know now...when im in a pool qnd hear MARCO im gonna automatically say chicken

[@_sch_eme_]

@@chrissmith6862 omfg you made me think of a whole pool contaminated with salmonella ew lmao

[@_sch_eme_]

Wtf he hearted my comment im crying he read me omg i lovee youuu please dont get salmonella you have a new born brandon lmao

[@chrissmith6862]

@@_sch_eme_ haha.. doesnt it make you feel special when brandon notices you...

[@forg3261]

You've become my comfort KZbinr, whether I'm anxious, sad, or just feeling a bit down, your videos always make me feel better

[@libbybaldwin6455]

Same. He often fills the Jenna and cermet shaped hole in my heart.

[@leahtheloserkid4782]

Forg✨🐸

[@-r4z0r-]

4:06 "HUAAAAAAAAH!-"

[@1jdjd375]

1:05 “or as I used to call it I AM STILL CURRENTLY WHITE” lol

[@bibble7741]

Brandon no longer surprises me any more with his hilarious antics and messes but I must say, when that whole hot tub appeared with jets and everything my jaw dropped 😂

[@Vampyricc]

Alternate title: *Brandon following a recipe that was run through google translate many times while also risking his life in the process*

[@mf1992]

Isn't that every google translate video?

[@jolenemiller1]

Sitting in a packed ER waiting room waiting to be called back to be seen when Brandon says, "Don't worry your Boofed Chicken-Corn". And I crack up laughing. I don't even care that everyone is staring. Boofed chicken-corn? That is Dad-joke level comedy gold! Thanks for the laughter in a place that doesn't see much.

[@lynnh9808]

Seriously appreciate and love your videos. I'm struggling with depression and you seem to make me laugh every time. Congratulations to you and Gloria for bringing that bouncing baby boy into this world.

[@starissometimesstruck]

Hey u and my mom have the same name!! :)

[@lynnh9808]

@@starissometimesstruck thats super cool!

[@starissometimesstruck]

@@lynnh9808 my mom passed from covid about a week ago and ur reply made me think about her

[@virgurilla4084]

That was some good spanish and such a hillarious bit considering how little sense the subtitles made lmao I love being bilingual

[@Bananabelle09]

When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a hair bowl with mayonnaise, mexican sour cream, and sunscreen 🙃

[@galaxylovesmemesmlg504]

Sound like a plan 👍

[@Unpopable_Bubble]

You win this comment section.

[@Bananabelle09]

@@Unpopable_Bubble Im honored lmao 😂

[@Sarateacu_cascaval]

Nobody's gonna talk how good Brandon looks in that outfit?

[@isla4160]

Why would people dislike this he’s amazing 😂

[@feverwhosthat7604]

Facccttsssss

[@angeliquestarsmommy]

People with ZERO sense of humor!!

[@Chillita81]

chicken lovers? 😂

[@rndmeditts2122]

The vegan teacher?

[@_murdocsleftpinkietoe]

Maybe they’re extremely easy to offend

[@tripsmith8591]

"In every case cheese is a good thing" Literally everyone ever in Wisconsin history

[@shakinmahbacon9645]

I swear, this is the most multi-talented man I've ever seen. I wanma be like him when I grow up... More. I'm a 25 year old man. Jebus what am I doing with my life.... Good video by the way!

[@tillieu6443]

"Lucky for me, my ENTIRE girlfriend is all in Spanish as well." ~ Brandon September 2021~

[@sylvyrdrago1099]

I can't begin to tell you how badly I needed this today. Now that everyone in the office thinks I'm insane for busting out laughing.... I shall return to work.

[@wenttogetsummilk3874]

Can everyone appreciate the fact that he brought a hot tub and inflated it in his kitchen-

[@jessicasmith9006]

Looks like a birthing tub to me. Maybe Gloria had a home birth

[@wenttogetsummilk3874]

@@jessicasmith9006 maybe- I wouldn’t know what one looks like so I’ll just take your word for it-

[@SvrvhJvyne]

My gran died last Saturday, this is the first proper laugh I've had. Thank you.

[@KingLuckyLuis1]

2:00 bro had a vision💀

[@casii681]

*pats self* Brandon: this outfit doesn’t have pockets The outfit: huh? I have pockets just look 😂

[@casii681]

EEEK!! HE LIKED IM SO HAPPY

[@AwesomeCat2012]

"Come here bowl" *walks after bowl as it floats away from him.* idk why, but this killed me. 🤣🤣🤣☠

[@rosea7262]

OMG That killed me too

[@cheddarcheese7957]

Who found him one day either on tiktok or youtube or something else but now hes apart of your daily routine and your obsessed

[@sweetscheme]

The hot tub stream that we never asked for. But we all still appreciate at you.

[@basicallystupid7080]

As a Hispanic, the intro was fluently good.

[@acid_fruity3646]

he's been here 8 years...and in those eight years has still been the most funny man I've ever seen

[@tanyamudkavi7959]

he's like a kid who wants to cook when his parents aren't home 😂

[@heatherwilliams4073]

That's why I'd never buy a glass top stove. Because hibachi that's why!!! 😂

[@zachw28]

Me: *sees thumbnail* Of course there's a kiddie pool in his kitchen

[@macklinillustration]

An adult kiddie pool, with added salmonella.

[@BelugaSong]

11:31 just the way the chicken farted and Brandon's face LOL

[@Wadethewallaby2001]

5:12 you are supposed to use a fire extinguisher, fire extinguishers are used for only emergencies when there’s actually a fire.

[@daylaware557]

Me: “Hey Brandon, can you hold this for me?” Brandon: “Sorry my hands are slippery with salmonella.” ….wut🙃 Post edit: Brandon liked and highlighted my post😭🥰✨✨✨

[@kaitlin6184]

When you edit your comment the heart goes away….sorry

[@daylaware557]

@@kaitlin6184 oh well it was there while it lasted and it still made me happy so😂😊❤️

[@SheIsMisery]

Ironic how at this time, if i had school today, id be in spanish class.

[@Lucia-xl1jp]

As a Spanish person I was literally dying with the Spanish translations & the novela😭😂😂 not gonna lie, you don’t have bad pronunciation! Bilingual Brandon came into scene lmfao

[@laureleivaupel407]

I didn't catch his response to 'donde está la biblioteca'... Would you mind translating?

[@Lucia-xl1jp]

@@laureleivaupel407 I think he said “como ayudes a mi perro”, which should be “como ayudarías/ ayudarás / ayudo / ayudar a mi perro”. There are a lot of options lol. But it means “how would you/ will you/ will I / to help my dog”.

[@rileyhunt2085]

Fun Fact: when the intro showed an unknown language in the subtitles while Brandon said “thank god,” it translated to “thanks to the owner upstairs!” 😁😂

[@applegamerproz1319]

4:52 we won’t hear from him Him: ehhh ehhh ehhh

[@Lisaishere818]

this makes me feel so much better. I have recently, two days ago, sprained my foot and Brandon's dad jokes are awesome!! Keep up the great work !!

[@kneecool]

him slowly chasing the bowl around the hot tub killed me!

[@michaelamckenzie4284]

I absolutely love the Animal Crossing music in the background. The most calming music with the most outrageous man in one video 🙌🏻 I support it

[@ThirtyDimensionedMissile]

I got an ad right as Brandon was jumping in the pool and was waiting in suspense

[@sometimespuppetshowsaresad]

the “dÓnDe eStÁ La biBLiOteCa” KILLED me omw

[@theghostking7979]

Brandon: boiling chicken in a hot tube Brandon’s neighbors: what in the world is he doin over there???

[@wolfform]

Alternate title : Google translate teaches Brandon to speak Spanish

[@linzkins9]

Someone needs to start a GoFundMe for Brandon’s cleaner

[@LiciaYoung]

Lol, we should 🤣 she could do fun stuff with it

[@Edge_Walker]

I CANNOT IMAGIEN WHAT THAT PERSON IS GOING TROUGH TBH. i have tought about it for so long- imagine having to clean a broken hot tub in the middle of kitchen with corn, chicken, mayo and butter residue everywhere. Also smoking microwawe and 2 disassembled fire alarms 😂😂😂

[@LiciaYoung]

@@Edge_Walker she films a behind the scenes channel. Her name is Bridta. Her channels are dirtiest dooder

[@ItsYaBitxhBelle]

Me: *looks away from my phone for 20 seconds* Me: *looks back* Brandon: *already has a pool in his kitchen wearing a Spanish suit*

[@yadagunther]

1:46 who else wanted him to continue singing?

[@cloudy.ghost_4032]

You are literally the most funniest person ever😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SherylandFam]

I have been waiting for this hot tub video ever since I saw Bridta's tiktok! lol

[@SarahAndHerSon]

Me too!

[@LiciaYoung]

me three!!!

[@KraftyKittenz]

Me five! ... I guess...

[@t.a.9891]

I didn’t know today was Valentine’s Day everyone out here getting hearts. So much wholesomeness

[@DaBox_]

Everyone except you it seems

[@DaBox_]

I'm joking

[@_murdocsleftpinkietoe]

Uhhhh it’s September 3rd..

[@chrisanwatchmework8233]

Lawd have mercy people are gettin slower by the moment. Breeding Morons bring more morons

[@Jamie_idkrlly]

Lol the editor couldnt even bother to try and translate the spanish they just went with what they heard

[@ulilliareinhart3659]

“My entire girlfriend is in Spanish as well” I am done😭😂😂😂

[@julienbergeron5263]

1. I love you videos 2. What I'd give to be the FBI agent in charge of surveillance of Brandon 3. There's no way Brandon will ever be able to sell his apartment to anyone after all the shit he's done in it XD

[@Larigirl20]

As a Mexican I fully support this video and will confirm I laughed the whole time 😂😂😂😂😂 Love youuuu and your girl 😍

[@permanentlytired]

Let's admit it...we are all here for the cornography. There I said it!

[@pinkmist7689]

Imagine bringing friends home going into your kitchen and seeing your dad doing this What would you even say at that point

[@georgebull-mclean3333]

You don't say anything to a chaos god. Just bow, and leave. Be thankful you still have all your fingers.

[@DrMM-do4wr]

brandon: this is a family channel. also brandon: *CORNHUB*

[@LiciaYoung]

🤣🤣🤣