GOOGLE TRANSLATE MAKES GINGERBREAD COOKIES!

[@gnarliquinn]

“Stick, no switch stick thick cook” Top 10 rappers Eminem is too afraid to diss

[@thentherewere7]

i laughed more then i should've at this comment

[@gachalgbt1210]

I laughed little too hard

[@MrNarxy]

lil butter

[@canyoulikenot5260]

Man this comments hilarious!!

[@missycsokuly3423]

Ummm I read this last word as c0ck

[@roeavet6563]

"I'm gonna beat you till you legally change your name" Brandon 2019

[@jacklynpackard5272]

my name was Jacklyn but I guess it's Marsha now

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

This needs to be put ona shirt. And a hoodie. I would buy both. And a hat 😂😂😂😂

[@imtired_24_7]

reverof ukato 400th like

[@inactive3468]

Hey guys, it’s me, Chloe not m y show.

[@nicestpancake]

It's actually a threat that kinda holds up

[@megandale2267]

Brandon: the only person that could make batter that looks like cat coughed up a hairball into delicious cookies.

[@maralyn_wolfsoul3541]

Megan Dale Yep.

[@veta1352]

Delicious (LOOKING) cookies not delicious TASTING 🤮

[@megandale2267]

He said they tasted good and I wasn't impressed by the look. 😂

[@BeeBoo346]

Why did I think you say hero brin instead of hair ball lol

[@thecloaker5100]

@@veta1352 what?

[@AliMorgan17]

“These have vegetables in them. They’re good!” Are we going to glaze over the fact that they also have imitation crab meat in them orrr?

[@stephanieann6622]

He threw it back in the bowl when he put the dough on the table lol so it thankfully didnt get in it

[@AliMorgan17]

Stephanie Ann thank goodness😂

[@AwkwardAlienKaylala]

At 4:18 he does put one strip(?) of the crab meat in there!

[@stephanieann6622]

@@AwkwardAlienKaylala it's taken back out though.

[@AwkwardAlienKaylala]

@@stephanieann6622 oooh I didn't see it get removed. 😅

[@lauren1779]

“You act like I don’t feed you” All cat owners have said it 😂

[@myrahuber260]

KEEEEEET can see the bottom of the food dish! 😂

[@carrissawesterfield6837]

And mothers say the same thing 😂😂

[@Mia_Alise]

Says my mom

[@micahlawshe4705]

And dog owners😂

[@AwkwardAlienKaylala]

This is so dern true. If my cat can see a pea size area, without food, in the bottom of his bowl, he starts acting up. You can't train a cat. Your cat trains you.

[@saulocruz8646]

“What’s your name?” “Jacqueline?” “Wrong answer!” *starts hand mixer*

[@graceobrien5919]

Its an electric whisk not blender Btw not trying to be rude

[@saulocruz8646]

oh my bad my resolution was shit and it looked like a blender for me

[@najlasmith8933]

😂😂

[@micahbrower4146]

That’s hilarious!!!!!

[@levis_duster]

Why does this sound like something Dwight would say....

[@neringazadeikyte1753]

No one: Literally no one: Brandon to his cat:”You act like I don’t feed you, oh hold on”

[@teagan9659]

So true 😂

[@joemumwewe3897]

Bro y the likes calling the cops

[@neringazadeikyte1753]

@@joemumwewe3897 oh shit 😂

[@joemumwewe3897]

@@neringazadeikyte1753 lol

[@lailas-in-space]

"Oh, you're not gonna have an arm. OH, it's gonna be the baby!" Yeah because babies don't have arms.

[@maysyjama9683]

🤣😭

[@donovangarrison8045]

I mean every baby I have bought at the Market hasn't had arms

[@lailas-in-space]

@@donovangarrison8045 yeah they're never fresh

[@kayawhitton4806]

@Donovan garrison that must be quite disarming to see

[@_theMorrigan]

@@kayawhitton4806 no you didn't XD

[@MissJinx89]

"There's princess butter-head now" 😂😂 made me laugh more than it should have! Hahaha love videos with CAAT in them 😍

[@acasanova02]

im literally dying of laughter because i read this comment.

[@karla7015]

ceeett

[@beth_elsewhere369]

Same

[@lisagoff2033]

Shes so cuuuuuutte

[@absoluteladd2321]

are you having a stroke?

[@jeanelguidry3268]

Brandon- “Oh you stand up on your own, Im happy to see you too!” Me- “Wait, what?” 😳😂

[@bestiegrandpa5332]

IKR

[@acasanova02]

when i got to this part i was like there is no way that no one had commented about this.

[@strmfire1337]

I feel bad for the parents that have to explain this to their kids with a straight face lol

[@Anna-yx4ei]

omg why haven't more people noticed thissssssss lmfao

[@Simsilhouette]

I don't get it?

[@Cota1405]

"Wanna lick the spoon cat? It's a fork" 🤣 make that a shirt

[@maralyn_wolfsoul3541]

Kota Skyy Yes, he should make that, I’d buy 10 of them🤣

[@BreadApologist]

If I just saw that quoted somewhere and didnt see the video I woulda sworn it was an Alchestbreach quote. Sounds like something he would say.

[@heididavison816]

“Something about necking on a boat... I can’t do that! Especially with Marsha!” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SorrysorrySorrysorrySORRY665]

"She's not my type."

[@Cota1405]

"...stroke, your having a stroke..." 😂 poor google

[@blueninja012]

I am also stroke am having too also yes?

[@blueninja012]

I have now run my comment through google translate about twenty times, this is the result: "Is there a problem?"

[@blueninja012]

a bit more and I got this: "Arhan's child Jane to."

[@blueninja012]

and now this: "of Argentina"

[@blueninja012]

and now just: " argentina"

[@autumn_equinox]

I’m a cook and an avid baker and I’ve noticed since I started watching his “google translate” cooking videos that nearly every time I go to put something in the oven I whisper supportively “you’re gonna do great!” both to myself and the dish 😂

[@rachelwheeler1963]

"A stroke...you're havin' a stroke." LOL

[@jamespeck10]

you’re * bro

[@rachelwheeler1963]

@@jamespeck10really...🙄 obviously

[@michaelcreighton5116]

Brandon is the only person who can make a joke like that and not have people get mad at him.

[@autumng1]

Brandon “You act like I don’t feed you” Also Brandon ‘checks to see if he fed the cat’

[@augustlonie8909]

Then he says hold on. Smiles and gets up to grab it food.

[@Zoe-c1k4g]

"This is how you make a ginger bread ma....." *throws the tray* "Oh I broke your leg"

[@bestiegrandpa5332]

Crushed**

[@sage_cl0udd583]

“Then I hit the whoa” “All the cool kids love me” “Fame and fortune” He sound like my mom 😂🤣

[@shelbiepollard3514]

i would love your mom

[@502funnyface9]

Same lol

[@Cannotgetridofchannel2]

No frr 😂

[@adriannadnae7665]

Partly sounds like a recipe. Partly sounds like the bible😂😂😂

[@siriusblack7472]

MOOD. XD And I'm cryin'

[@maralyn_wolfsoul3541]

Adrianna D’nae OMG you’re right🤣

[@neighborhood-punk]

wait thats t=what the bible sounds like wow thats um im so concerned

[@conedvin]

"if you're *new* here, hi. if you're *old* here, hi. i *don't* discriminate." cracked me up.

[@candacestricklin2537]

"Pam meet Marsha. Marsha meet Pam." OMG! 😂☠😂😂☠

[@olanaowen7320]

My favorite part!

[@emiliana895]

“I’m going to have to beat you till you legally change your name” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Zoe-c1k4g]

No one: Literally no one: Brandon:"It sounds like its raing house cats upstairs to or it might just be the 4 year old with size 12"

[@frogteam7931]

guitar player I read this comment as he said it in the video

[@rachealtosch5406]

Payten Green dude same😂

[@KateCantDraw]

Polka dancing his heart out

[@amarispetty5115]

Raining*

[@Big-boy-r12]

@@frogteam7931 happens to m once on a markiplier vid lol (btw I love ur user and profile pic, I love frogs)

[@skylare.3000]

“Well there’s princesses butterhead now” hahah dead

[@Cota1405]

"Im gonna have to beat you until you legally change your name" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andiebeck1117]

“and we have a little brown girl! (she’s behind the camera). We also have a human child too.” mood.

[@janetkaine7409]

"Then I hit the whoa, all the cool kids love me, I'm a huge success... " Yes you are & Yes we Do!!!💜💜💜

[@LiciaYoung]

Janet Kaine 💜

[@kelly8069]

His gingerbread men look like crime scene body sketch thingies lololol

[@KimberlyRottieMom]

I died when you laid up on the table with the dough 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[@robertbuth]

Tears in my eyes laughing so hard when he just pauses and says "Stroke..you're having a stroke."lmao

[@ewills8644]

Hi Brandon!!!!! My morning coffee ☕️, prayer, scripture, you and Gloria’s videos is all I need to start my day!!!! 😂

[@CMLink]

I vote we legally change Zelda’s name to “Zelda Princess-Butter-Head Keeeeetttt” Do you think that will fit on her credit cards?

[@sjjsjwjdj903]

The cats name is Gemini

[@CMLink]

Leanne may - Like her code name? Or you renamed her? Because her real name is Zelda aka Keeeeeet 🐱

[@BaphometsThirdEye]

@@sjjsjwjdj903 Her name is Zelda Majora. It's on his instagram and Facebook or you can google it.

[@tacodilesupreme5737]

aye

[@Cota1405]

"Im old and im new here" 😂😂

[@lenanimations1558]

Whenever he said “hey Siri” my Siri activated,, she doesn’t activate when I say it

[@viridian_rose5247]

Betrayal of the worst kind😔

[@torakunoichi]

I’ve had my mouth stuffed with food and said hey Siri she activated But everytime I call her clearly she ignores me

[@thecloaker5100]

I've been stabbed by a roomba once (Don't question how)

[@maryclisham7021]

"That's rude! C'mon now." *covers cat's butt* 🐱👋😄

[@jenniferwalden9443]

“And there’s princess butterhead now.” 😂💜

[@emilyischarmed13]

Holy Mother of Pearl!!! This had me ROLLING!!! The only thing I feel you missed was yelling "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha" while beating the mixture. Thank you so much for the laughs this morning!

[@lorawilliams3378]

Google translate: how to make unicorn cupcakes!

[@laneynoir2822]

Hmmm 🦄+🎂+☕ I couldn't find a cupcake

[@tacodilesupreme5737]

first add two pound of what cat baby powder, then, prepare the the cat probe

[@carissagonzalez21]

Good morning Brandon!! "Enjoy the cat head in the corner" 😂😜

[@Gaaraloverr1]

I vote for “Google translate makes blondies” 😋

[@Mollyhzwz]

"I told you I had a cat "🤣

[@brooke2459]

Brandon: “Cat, do the outro.” Zelda: *thinking...I’ve got this* ..shows butt to the camera.. Brandon: “Well that’s rude. Come on, now” Who else totally relates to Zelda? 🙋🏼‍♀️

[@cruxmind]

Uh... How am I supposed to relate...

[@treefungus6567]

@@cruxmind I don't know

[@lshaw303]

Thought the cat was called gemini

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

Lol. I relate to zelda. 😂

[@SydneysSimming]

Wasn’t the cat Gemini?

[@believeintrex]

I don’t know why, but “butter butter” made me laugh so hard I had to rewind it. Also, my husband said that you reading the “directions” has you sounding like the male Siri voice!

[@owngamesgamer4030]

Leftovers:we don't waist food, we don't waist content Google translate: we waist food to make content

[@meladykim]

"It's been raining house cats" love that

[@makaylasummers2586]

His voice crack at “basically” tho 😂 had me dying

[@girlsmccaulley8665]

I love this video bc they are so funny how google messes up everthing

[@unus-annus]

so funny haha

[@krispostava2275]

The fact that these came out as something edible is amazing. Good job, Google Translate. You did amazing, just like Brandon said.

[@You-jv8vq]

French toast or biscuits would be fun to Google translate

[@joshcrider3197]

I cry laughing at all your Google translate videos. Please keep it going.

[@WilliamMuneFyre76]

6:11 "We also have a human child." 🤣🤣🤣

[@kellywalker9786]

"And theres Princess ButterHead now" I WHEEZED XD

[@janetkaine7409]

"I am a confident boy"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@simplyxBren]

“You were so close to being normal” That’s what my parents said when they saw me Lol

[@annie_blackbird]

"Im old, but Im new here." 😂😂

[@MyOhMyVixen]

"Something about necking on a boat" I'm crying lolllll

[@sarinasohail3345]

brandon: all the cool kids like me brandon 3 minuets later: my iPhone eleven with only TWO cameras

[@lenabarnhardt9045]

5:35 Keeeyyyy: Watch me make Brandon look like he has a tail😂👏👏

[@serenamazza896]

"I’m gonna have to beat you until you legally change your name” 😂😂

[@najlasmith8933]

😂😂

[@jordancook9737]

I truly love this so much, because it is hilarious on these insane ingredients that sound like Shakespeare to me to put together and last you will do well 🤣😭💞

[@marenaw2921]

I have the same mixer. I literally jumped when I first tried to use it, and I got cookie dough everywhere! It’s so powerful. 😂 “Pam. Marsha. Marsha, Pam.” I have been doing it wrong all along, I need to introduce all my ingredients to each other!

[@SportaTiffany]

Watching all his Google translate videos and this is the most i have laughed in a year. Thanks Brandon. These are hilarious!

[@christinaraftery8307]

Google translate makes brownies

[@wheatgrains9352]

"And then i hit the woah. All the cool kids love me." ~~Brandon 2019

[@minecraftingmom]

That's basically the recipe I use for gingerbread aside from the vegetables and crab. After this though, I'm totally adding some carrots and broccoli to the mix.

[@blairemonkley7630]

I am obsessed with that cat and the way he interacts with her it's so cute and wholesome!

[@ItsBeeJay]

Here's my house cat "MOOOOOOOOOW" love you duder!!!

[@SmurphetteJB]

Honestly, yo Google translate videos are pure gold and never fail to make me laugh.

[@ciaramulvaney1938]

"You act like I dont feed you." Me daily to my one year old that thinks he cant go 5 minutes without stuffing his face😂

[@veronicaluna4228]

I think Zelda didn’t really listen to the “How to talk to your cat about online predators” book

[@fancy_gecko1959]

No one: Literally no one: Not a soul: Brandon: Ey GeT yOuR nOsE oUt Of My BuTtEr!!

[@kathylynn9428]

I laugh at all Brandon's videos, but this one made me laugh harder than alot of them..and I'm at work hahaha.

[@timlindsey785]

When he said hey Siri my Siri popped up 😂😂

[@jakesteampson7043]

1:44 You call 'em pets, we call 'em Christmas dinner

[@anyasudz4948]

5:12 he should get the award for Best Rapper 2020

[@rohancrow5474]

He’s slowly going down the rabbit hole of google translate

[@haleyleeann8319]

Brandon’s voice crack killed me💀

[@lylarasco1498]

“You act like I don’t feed you!...(looks over to cat’s food bowl) Oh... oops.” 🤣

[@nixwizzy]

My Siri went off when he said “hey siri, set a timer” and she asked how long lol

[@myrinya768]

"you stand up on your own, you must be happy to see me" OMG🤣🤣🤣

[@yuelilie]

0:23 that's exactly what I do for essays i copy

[@vinalycent]

His bracelet says "Gloria" and I'm dying...there so cuteee

[@prozippedplayz8446]

he scared the cat when he droped his phone 0:47

[@alainamartin1842]

I love your google translate videos I probably gave each of them like 20 times they are so funny also I love your jokes so much you also can cheer me.

[@kristybasham4746]

Anyone else wanting to gift this goofball a rolling kitchen island cart like me? Love ya, Brandon but you are making me cringe big time. LOL

[@tracylopez7666]

Oh my, I absolutely love BF videos! He is super talented & hilarious!!!

[@lynxig5322]

Brandon: I told you I have a cat. Me: you have A cat. I have THREE cats.

[@wasup5733]

I have two cats and FIVE dogs

[@savannahwagner8240]

DarkVoidz_ YT i have 4 cats 😂😂

[@shaylarenee9503]

I have TWO cats, THREE dogs, and TWO ferrets......in total seven animals......not trying to brag

[@wasup5733]

You have a hand full. All my dogs are Chihuahuas though so they love to bark AT NOTHING! 😭😭

[@peanut632]

I must have Alzheimer’s cause ion remember asking

[@leannelynne]

Please Brandon .. Google Translate fresh pasta, or apple pie XD These crack me up so much. Thanks xD

[@AceMenace23]

“Something about neckin on a boat” Brandon Farris ~2019~

[@evelynmckenzie308]

I think your Google translate cooking/baking videos are definitely my favorite! You should do "google translate makes lasagna" next!

[@AssassinRavenCherry]

Let's see if Google translate can make a homemade pizza

[@lexiejohnson7439]

Dr. Seuss is shaking from this video 😂

[@bm-k9546]

4:06 "definitely not with Martha" me: NO ITS MARSHA NOT MARTHA get it right jeez Also I just found your videos today and I cannot stop watching im dying of laughter

[@ladybug123212]

“And then I hit the whoa” hahha laughed way to hard at this haha. ❤️❤️❤️

[@sleepingdragons57]

This is the second vid "mingling of the leaven" has been in. What translates to that. I need to know

[@simplysaturn4820]

I have been binging these google translate vids all day

[@lukepollard4614]

I’m a little worried about things not adding up, he made 2 1/2 cookies with 2 sticks of butter...

[@xcrystalsunshine]

Love Zelda on the countertops 😂😂

[@frantisekvrana3902]

6:50 Well, for one they don't contain several cups of salt.

[@LeahAndKasey]

LOL My daughter & I were just talking about you google translating recipes last night! I had to send this to her 😂😂😂