Google Translate Makes Iced Coffee!

[@Endmysuffering3162]

I like the way all his thumbnails aren’t clickbait.

[@gurvmlk]

And yet everybody who's seeing the videos for the first time will assume they are.

[@ailsaharris9475]

Why is that so true lol

[@heartss4add1]

Same tho

[@moblazinn]

True

[@kokchioma7498]

Yea

[@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven]

Fun Fact: Brandon took a month long break between the last cooking episode so he could learn to do a front flip, to impress his dishwasher. What a Legend.

[@Rorytheking2]

Lmao

[@Cucumber_15]

omg yassssssssssaaaa

[@tezukolucifer4438]

u mean his wife?

[@brbimnamjooning]

Imagine the day his land lord recognizes him and won’t rent a place to him because of the milk

[@ashleyshelley9774]

And the gallon of glitter he dropped on the floor in the office.😂😂

[@brbimnamjooning]

@@ashleyshelley9774 so true! In a corner somewhere there is some smelly glittery curdled milk awaiting the next home owner

[@scribblbois7172]

T7here is no one way you predicted that

[@tematoflakes]

@@brbimnamjooning dont forget the tons...and tons of cleaning stuff that sprayed his..everywhere when he made fireworks with his sister

[@brbimnamjooning]

@@scribblbois7172 huh?

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Gordon Ramsay would have a stroke watching this

[@Someone_stupid-vo2km]

He would🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@misterblank7795]

lol

[@404-username-not-found]

XD

[@hiruthicsha]

That beans are fuc-in ruaw mate 😅

[@koi8169]

You are also here?

[@capp00]

You know your coffee making game is serious when you bust out the mortar and pestle, while eating the hottest peppers available.

[@xALPHAxJULIETx]

Well Capp... I know you are coffee lover... Your turn!!! #AGhostFlippedMyBuggyUpsideDown P.S. Must include flip!

[@capp00]

@@xALPHAxJULIETx That's definitely upping the difficulty there.

[@simplyxanna6696]

Helooooo

[@simplyxanna6696]

Helooooo

[@isappycracks]

dude i dont care about coffee i fucking kill my first big daddy :D

[@Aubrey-jn2fb]

Brandon-“oh my god that’s a good pepper” Me- thinking about how he is probably dying on the inside

[@queenmother40]

But then you remember he's lactose and tolerant and he is drinking milk.

[@Blitzen55]

"Are you impressed?" Heck yes! You did a freaking front flip, I have trouble standing up!

[@ihrtbillk]

i have trouble even getting the courage to try to do a frontflip.

[@azuanazman7504]

"JESUS DIED ON A CROSS FOR THIS THING?" I CAN'T ANYMORE WITH THIS GUY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kokchioma7498]

Lol

[@bcbialiy]

IKR

[@Moominvalleybiggestfanyearsago]

Lol

[@ShockedCaucasian]

I read this the second he said that lmfao

[@robertthompson6352]

2:26 if anyone missed it or wanted to go back

[@ryleecarter4991]

Brandon front flip* Brandon:" You impressed now?!" Google Translate:" ...........wow!"

[@RRSIXX]

It was a front flip but whatever

[@ryleecarter4991]

@@RRSIXX fixed

[@undercover_paige]

We’re going to ignore the fact that the did a FRONT FLIP.

[@ravenclaw1556]

I was looking through the comments for somebody to notice!

[@brooklynneirls]

RIGHTTT, like i think the dishwasher definitely noticed...;)

[@Sandra.2006]

I was just sitting here wide eyed shocked

[@tailaharris6067]

And it was great

[@leovaldez7905]

It was FABULOUS! Idk about the dishwasher but I was impressed 😄

[@zoehanson3483]

The Animal Crossing music is a vibe I was not ready for, but it's perfect.

[@briellejennings7110]

my happiness level is 100% now lmaoo

[@kaileyeckelkamp1143]

I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING SKDHSJHD

[@MelancholicXO]

I THOUGHT I HEARD IT!!

[@retrarlo]

my comfort game series

[@jokerjamie8701]

Finally a comment about it 😂

[@anderssondyke9919]

“Who’s gonna clean up the mess?” Me: not it.

[@julielamp8925]

nose goes 👃 👆

[@caseym4007]

👃 👆

[@blitz8509]

👃 👆

[@hafsak3785]

👃 👆

[@user-fw1mm3gf5v]

Not it

[@Alex-hf1fo]

Istg I feel like brandon would be the type of person that u can invite to a party or a wedding and he would show up

[@shittingpissing2829]

Unless he's making a video lol

[@SugarTheLion]

Someone did send him a letter on a video asking if he could join their wedding and he said he would but he opened the letter too late

[@FreakingPlane]

He would lol

[@minimai9510]

lol I agree

[@teekotrain6845]

Can invite or....not invite and he would still show up?😂

[@m3_tko639]

One minute hes making a potion then the next hes doing a backflip

[@justinbennett5765]

Front lol

[@julieannazybina7495]

Front flip?

[@julieannazybina7495]

4:40

[@justinbennett5765]

@@julieannazybina7495 yea that's a front flip

[@setnect7524]

Front flip-

[@glitchgame9741]

1:20 this part alone with no context makes my day 100x better

[@doglover0728]

Brandon: was I supposed to grind them? Also Brandon: *Proceeds to stare at us while attacking the machine* 😂

[@shittingpissing2829]

*he grinded it with his staring power*

[@liza_tooey3378]

U guys are hilarious

[@thesillysnowy]

Who just randomly found this guy one day and is now in an endless loop of watching his really enjoyable videos? Edit: I wouldn’t recommend going to the reply section, unless you want to see a lot of hate being thrown around. Thank you.

[@huckabro8030]

EEEEEEEEEWWWWW A FURRY

[@huckabro8030]

And yes

[@thesillysnowy]

@@huckabro8030 how is that gross lol

[@mildredmoncivaiz8286]

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@theemochick4962]

Me 😂😂😂

[@Riri3367-u]

Me: **yawns** Brandon: “and then I inhale your exhale” 😂 😂 😂

[@corinnemaggio5116]

"Oops I turned you off, I should have stayed behind you" I just choked on my lunch

[@lillyrios6343]

hahahha

[@alysonziegler332]

Anyone else impressed by the front flip?😂

[@TYLERSWIFTSWORD]

Yeah that frontflip tho

[@RECTALBURRITO]

Yeah!! That dishwasher is too! Also, I want to see the outtakes.

[@michelledavey7258]

Yesss lolz it was amazing

[@breckiepoo4158]

i was much impress

[@AllJokesYT]

I didnt see that coming at all ngl

[@davidchristoffersen1404]

To be honest that flip was solid , he even did a straight knees flip instead of tucking which is harder to do as tucking is a natural instinct :)

[@l0vingd4isy23]

“I LOVE pepper”- Brandon Farris Is gonna be written on his gravestone

[@melaniezirixa1239]

Along with: "he died while eating a pepper."

[@l0vingd4isy23]

@@melaniezirixa1239 😂

[@isappycracks]

a ghost pepper can do that :D

[@chrisbergeron7544]

I think you mean "I'm stupid. Look at me."

[@l0vingd4isy23]

@@chrisbergeron7544 ah yeas, thank you for correcting me 😂

[@rosethorn6660]

“Are you impressed?” Um, yes! He can do a freaking front flip!

[@ExpiredYogurt13]

@vliduu zeeb thats what ims aying, he just went ➡️🖕 (front flip)

[@rosemotee4001]

Am shooketh

[@alysabethwatkins9577]

Right 😂

[@LiciaYoung]

He was in the Olympics 😁

[@Jaxnay219]

Right!!!!

[@HannahMikeyVideos]

Brandon: “Knock on wood” * knocks on the crotch cup * Me: brandon- no- 😂

[@gregwaineo]

Brandon tapping the machine: “I’m just looking for a stud.” Taps his arm: Oh, there it is!” Flawless execution of one of the oldest Dad Jokes

[@ohpoorjuno0666]

And then a second later he starts beating the machine with some coffee beans

[@blu6547]

These are my absolute favorite videos of Brandon’s

[@FreakingPlane]

Mine too

[@Alex-hf1fo]

Same

[@shlooshploosh587]

Same along with him and Cameron's videos

[@blessedx3338]

They are definitely top of the line!! Guaranteed to neverrrr let you down if your looking for a good reliable laugh from the depths of your soul!! 🤣💓

[@finleys4031]

Same 😂

[@AllenB2023]

The amount of commitment he needed for this video is incredible. He's done some messy Google Translates, but this one is damn. I find it funny as most do. But I truly hope you get a good laugh out of doing theses to. And that you are not ruining your places to live. Even if one is your office. Getting likes on videos on KZbin isn't worth losing the places you live. Or worth the amount of work it takes to do these. Especially the clean up. Just remember your life comes first, so please dont feel the need that each video having has to be bigger then the last. You are funny either way.

[@ShadiLady]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

[@ena9330]

"Imma stand behind you, hush up now" Step 1: grind the coffee beans on the hardest place on the machine Me: *Oh no*

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

Oh no indeed

[@ashmel8781]

ENAAAAA

[@ena9330]

@@ashmel8781 hello good sir/ma'am ^^

[@lylajoyreynolds6103]

@@ena9330 XD

[@mkchristner]

Lmao! 🤣

[@justaperson4656]

"you telling me your name is college wasn't coffee beans?" No, no it was....

[@emileejordan2915]

Oh I’m so sorry

[@BigDan67]

Oh I’m so sorry

[@pawlevino4726]

Oh I'm so sorry

[@emileejordan2915]

What have I started 😂😂😂

[@justaperson4656]

@@emileejordan2915 you ruined the chain (and started it tbh)

[@fathmathsobira5663]

"And then i *inhale* your *exhale* ..." - Brandon Farris 2021

[@mynameisema]

The fact that Brandon tortured himself eating hot peppers just to amuse us is pure commitment right there.

[@rrryderrrr5386]

Brandon: smacks coffee in his face Also Brandon: hm

[@FruitFelon]

The perfect representation of caffeine addiction 👌

[@dalmatiandoggaming1292]

“You impressed now?” *hits wall* “ehh”

[@potatoqueen6174]

“and then i inhale your exhale and then you stop talking to me for some reason” 😂

[@Blue_bell24]

We both have the same username that’s so cool

[@potatoqueen6174]

@@Blue_bell24 brooo that’s so weird 😂

[@meadownevemeadowneve3973]

him: "it tastes like the ground" me: "how do you know what the ground tastes like??....."

[@CatloverSophia]

This is Brandon we're talking about you really wanna question how he knows what ground tastes like?

[@JackSilver1410]

"I want to say it tastes like shit, but I don't eat shit on a regular basis."

[@divachiquita714]

Well considering all of the ingredients ended up on the floor it's probably a good guess...

[@crayon_muncher1247]

Wait did your school not make you clean the floor with your tung till the floor was shiny

[@Kennyken4044]

haven't you had a childhood?

[@alanakirk4886]

Let me tell you, this was hard to watch without laughing. It’s 3:30am and I am laying here trying hard not to laugh and wake up my fiancé, my brother and his wife. I choked like 5 times and have tears in my eyes, I survived but my dog was worried to high heaven for about 10 minutes. Keep up the good work, Brandon.

[@adamjsd]

brandon better be paying his cleaning lady BIG bucks

[@idk_cool_person1236]

I think he is the cleaning lafy

[@presleypritchard1]

no he has a cleaner named Brenda he mentioned her socials in an opening

[@blumpymommy]

He does. She has her whole own tiktok

[@adamjsd]

@@blumpymommy oh my god what is it?? 😭

[@LiciaYoung]

@@adamjsd her name is Bridta and she films at her socials as dirtiest dooder. She does cleaning lives on Facebook

[@urfriendlyneighbourhoodpossum]

It’s not a brandon video unless the intro is awkward and your personal space is invaded

[@kateseery8870]

uncomfortably accurate

[@z3nrr860]

3:18 - Ok I'm waiting for the *"This is my kingdom come, This is my kingdom come."*

[@aptthedoctor2703]

*Brandon does front flip* "YOU IMPRESSED NOW?" me: actually I am I really impressed didn't know you could do that my guy lol

[@remixqueen7355]

"Watch out, they looks look good." **squeak** "AhhHH-"

[@cannonb873]

the “EH” when he bumped the wall SENT me

[@vacuity__]

brandon: pain sounds also brandon: "Here comes the PaiN" me: automatically starts listening to slipknot in my head

[@foxbow3889]

Well done

[@sylviawagenveld3741]

i have shoes from that band....

[@thathorsegirlimogen4513]

I’m surprised his house is still alive.

[@ciannamessinger]

It looks like another house

[@shlooshploosh587]

@@ciannamessinger it's his girlfriends house and not his apartment

[@LiciaYoung]

@@shlooshploosh587 they lived here together.

[@mirasmiraculouscraft]

He kept his old apartment for these kind of videos.

[@finleys4031]

Me too 😂😂😂

[@sociallyineptsnapper]

Honestly I find it funnier when the instructions are actually attempted.

[@sociallyineptsnapper]

/spam, to clarify

[@LiciaYoung]

“Welcome back. See ya’ later.” I’m tellin’ ya though!!!!

[@pronicycle5257]

I love how he causully ate a carolina reaper "Watch out it looks good" Lol

[@applewow440]

He’s a god

[@iliketurtles871]

I'm choking right now You made me laugh so hard dr pepper came out of my nose

[@sourspike5502]

Brandon:*starts staring at me* Me:”what-…” *starts smacking beans against coffee machine *1:21

[@keishlamercado6854]

🤣

[@idcdarius]

My mom walked into my room to see a shirt less guy covered in milk on my TV and she just walked out with no questions Edit: thanks for the hundreds of likes it make me kinda happy lol (:

[@gurvmlk]

She knows quality content when she sees it.

[@therebenuggets2614]

It 2 in the morning it took me two tries to read your comment i was so confused

[@aRllySpitefulGator]

@@therebenuggets2614 lol it’s two thirty in the morning for me lmbo

[@therebenuggets2614]

@@aRllySpitefulGator i think i first rea it as: in a fricken shirtless guy with my mom and i like covered milk i dont go on tv i walk Then re-read it as : My mom volks inta vroom to be a shirtless guy vovered in malk and wee on Then re-re-read it the right way

[@gasolinechugger4944]

@@therebenuggets2614 bruh that’s actually amazing

[@HuzzahitsRogue]

This dude is perfect, his content is great and makes me laugh so hard every time.

[@meganthatsmyname]

**brandon breaks duct tape** brandon: I AM BUILT DIFFERENT

[@Peanutsnot]

I thought the same thing. Lmao.

[@TheMichm1221]

My daughter watched with me and said "How can he be so wholesome and hot at the same time?!" The duct tape part destroyed her! 🤣

[@mikabrunelle-ohashi7319]

Remember, it’s not about the product… it’s about the ✨jOuRneY✨

[@mariehope1038]

These are the best videos omg the amount of Agresion you put into videos is amazing haha

[@imaqtpi83]

This was one of the best Google translates. Laughed so hard it begot tears.

[@Kenna_Whi]

Brandon just casually does a front flip.

[@mkchristner]

“I’m gonna wreck you” 😆 these translate videos always get me lmao!

[@Pramdactical]

I was so worried for the pictures on the refrigerator when that milk popped

[@Lily-rw6be]

Brandon probably moved house because he couldn't get rid of all that glitter

[@andrewcurtin7003]

Or the pizza XD

[@nathetu8520]

The apartment is his office I think.

[@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon]

@@nathetu8520 you are correct

[@zoejade8245]

It’s his girlfriend’s house

[@amandasheaffer5861]

He and his GF and their kids live in this house. The other apartment he only uses for filming now.

[@lifewithally964]

I want to see Brandon do a "Google Translate makes Lemon Meringue Pie"

[@owllee9585]

I was literally just watching the other google translate stuff lol

[@haleighrichardson2236]

Same

[@Sadiekat]

So was I

[@FreakingPlane]

Literally me too

[@gcloud2909]

Who wasn’t

[@nekkiddmolerat]

i go from watching brandon avoid destroying his house to everything being an absolute disaster

[@wesyouknow4649]

“Not able to impress dishwasher” Brandon: “oh yea”(flips and lands it after prolly trying 80 plus times)

[@sumoobi6323]

1:44-'blegh blon meh' -Brandon Farris 2021

[@aidyn_luv]

Brandon does one thing: One second later Next thing you know he’s beating the coffee maker with the coffee😂 Then eating spicy peppers. I LOVE IT❤️

[@pronicycle5257]

Litterly blows off eating the carolina reaper lol

[@Zasha-uq5uo]

*front flip* "YOU IMPRESSED NOW? HUH? ... ... ... EeHh"

[@nbaclipz4500]

There’s no one talking about that he casually eat a Carolina reaper

[@OppoTacoMan]

“Even the burps are spicy 🌶 ”

[@cademarie9659]

idek why i laughed so hard at the "have some milk" part

[@themysterygirl7795]

Brandon: hey babe do u mind if I use your kitchen? Gloria: sure but why? Brandon: oh I flooded mine

[@thetiffanystevenson]

@TheMysteryGirl I was wondering why he is in a different kitchen. Do they not live together? I thought they did & certainly hope so now considering they are parents.

[@kyaynpage546]

@@thetiffanystevenson They've lived together since last year, in this house he's filming in.

[@cheekyb71]

@@thetiffanystevenson this kitchen is in the house they live in and has been in several videos - the other kitchen is in Brandon's old apartment which he uses as an office

[@farzanasamad3513]

2:40 *“eVeN tHE bUrPS ARe SpiCey~”*

[@tiaseay9075]

I greatly apologize for the amount of enjoyment I got from hearing him say "I'm gonna wreck you"

[@AbstractlyMe83]

I was watching you make a Bob Ross for your grandma, then I got this notification 💜

[@just_krista138]

4:42- yes, yes I am impressed 😂

[@tfgrrl2042]

I really feel like you missed a chance to grind on that coffee. BRANDON, you rock hard machine you😉

[@MyAdventureRanch]

Love his speech pattern

[@ericaisabel3215]

“ I turned you off..... I should’ve stayed behind you” 💀💀

[@xxcringeycookiezxx3441]

😭😭

[@frankcastello9320]

Good lord that pepper bit had me rolling, literal tears in my eyes, well done!

[@ppcheese5955]

the fact nobody is talking about his amazing front flip

[@secretsniffthecheeseslice5295]

you are

[@secretsniffthecheeseslice5295]

Also "pp cheese"?! what the

[@ppcheese5955]

@@secretsniffthecheeseslice5295 i can have whatever username that i want sir

[@gurvmlk]

Because any cool points he scored with it were immediately lost by then bumping into the wall.

[@djballingaming6642]

@@secretsniffthecheeseslice5295 u sniff pp cheese

[@jaelawest3675]

Why did I choke when he broke the tape with his arms I-

[@jcope3886]

My daughter introduced me to your channel today... we're an hour in to past content and here I am busting a gut laughing instead of sleeping for work tomorrow.

[@prosperassaraf1453]

This is officially my comfort channel I was crying like 3 minutes ago

[@LiciaYoung]

💜

[@daisydragon4357]

"Oh there it is." Proceeds to violently beat bag against coffe machine.

[@sunkissed_1224]

Hi brandon i just wanted to tell you how much you make me laugh i really love your channel you have really helped me with my depression and anxiety by making me smile every day you are my favorite you tuber your so funny and amazing say hello to Gloria, autumn, baby jameson, and cam for me

[@blessedx3338]

Not even kidding when I say that you are the only content creator that makes me belly laugh out loud. Every. Single. Video. THANK YOU!! ☺️🖤

[@mangoman9825]

Is no one going to talk about that fact he just did a front flip

[@BrittyTaylor]

“Inhale your exhale”😂😂😂😂 I’m dying

[@jesaja758]

“Jesus died on the cross for these things?” 😂

[@meganburtscher8722]

I can’t figure out the joke and it’s driving me crazy. Jesus died on the cross for peppers? For scorpions? Help?!?! I wanna get the joke too!!! Lololol.

[@jesaja758]

@@meganburtscher8722 😂

[@ihatemondays2595]

@@meganburtscher8722 I think cause they say Jesus died for your sins and those peppers are sins??? Idk lmao

[@meganburtscher8722]

@@ihatemondays2595 that was my best guess as well. Lolol

[@madisoncreighton7140]

I feel like Google Translate Makes a Mess is a more accurate name for the playlist

[@D3ZB0T]

I literally got chills when he spoke right into the mic in the beginning, that's what I get for turning my headphones up so loud

[@amandaboyle6395]

My first thought was, oh no he's doing this in his actual house Gloria is going to kill him 🤣

[@thetiffanystevenson]

What do you mean? I wondered why that kitchen looks different than in most other videos. So does he have a separate kitchen somewhere?

[@devynedwards6249]

@@thetiffanystevenson he has an old apartment which is now his office that has a kitchen. That’s usually where he does the Google translates, but I guess he decided to mix it up this time. 😂💜

[@amandaboyle6395]

That's his and Gloria's actual kitchen, not the one at his old apt/now office.

[@amandasheaffer5861]

@@aytcs He had another apartment for a wee bit before the pandemic. I don't think he even lived there a month or so before moving in with Gloria. I think he did one or two Google Translates there. This is the house where he lives with Gloria and their kids. The other kitchen is an apartment he had before that he now only uses for filming.

[@borisbravelylovesu]

0:58 turns out Brandon has been talking to his ring light this whole time.

[@helenaroutledge26]

I feel bad for how much he has to clean up after his videos, but it’s worth it! Your content is the literal highlight of my day! You are soooo funny!

[@LiciaYoung]

he hired a professional cleaner friend who is also a comedian for that job. She did the glitter too. She actually loves the variety of messes and prefers it to "dusting rich people's houses". I bet it's always interesting!

[@esperanzavillasenor8691]

I was just bingeing your channel…perfect timing!

[@twentytwenty2208]

Let’s hope that protection cup was placed there after Cam put it to his face in the last video 🤞

[@katsukibakugo9536]

oh god

[@kathrin3603]

First ever video I'm seeing of this guy and honestly.... no complaints

[@OZWALDOZBORNE]

You brighten my day every time I see you! :)

[@LittleLemon1792]

1:21 is the exact moment I lost it 🤣🤣 couldn’t hold it in any longer, I just busted up laughing 😂

[@caileymacdonald773]

The only person who can make me laugh when I’m in a really bad mood, love him

[@sophieneedsaladder]

He really does plan the way that will make the most of a mess, doesn't he? lol