Testing AWFUL Life Hacks!

[@imbrandonfarris]

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[@lynxone9434]

Ofc

[@acemarvel1564]

Yo it’s every birds favorite drink, le crow

[@1ExplosionBoy]

Sup

[@isthisadream4226]

I love you so much

[@isthisadream4226]

Your my fav

[@midkid2845]

Brandon: Turns on camera His room: *nervous sweating*

[@tea5831]

Brandon after making his room a disaster: Oh no, my room, it's broken

[@JacobB00]

the only things that broken is his paper towel storage after all that mess

[@Yearlybreeze]

@MonkeyMaddness only bc he has a cleaning person that's cleans his room SO well

[@Randomness7175]

@@Yearlybreeze if I was that cleaning person I'd be crying knowing I have to work with him that day...

[@thesafehousedude6425]

His room: We're doomed.

[@izzyl.2052]

The mustache just migrating around Brandon’s face 😂 and the mustache ON TOP of another mustache 😂 love it

[@CMLink]

I scoffed my ‘stache off…

[@Dresseduptogo]

@@CMLink yeah that made me laugh!!!

[@vanillas_lover5835]

WHEN THE TOILET EXPLODED THAT SENDED ME😭

[@rebeccagann4881]

It reminded me of Prince John's mole from Robinhood Men in Tights😂😂😂

[@staceyscheresky7952]

So true and so funny 😆

[@millakalmillan7384]

The lamp next to his door has went through so much abuse and neglect 😂

[@NorthclawVR_i_love_gtag]

so true, i don't know how the lamp still works

[@H_Is_A_Letter_That_Is_Cool]

#justiceForLamp

[@eviehowlett2535]

I think Brandon changed his bookshelves so that when he inevitably knocks something down, he doesn’t break or damage anything of value

[@uncommonscar1354]

twilight authors are hurt rn 😭

[@lucylangley1397]

Its now officially a breaking dawn shrine!!!

[@abigalinjail]

He would only be breaking dawn

[@OdellM520]

@@abigalinjail I can still hear the crowd booing at that joke two days later 🤣

[@minniemonster2250]

Best joke ever

[@luxyno7138]

*Casually has dozens of twilight breaking dawn books on his shelves*

[@Whippeful]

And rips off pages to use for breaking locks

[@lilly4932]

i was just thinking the same thing

[@LadyLucie]

Lol, I don’t know but I’d love one of the books signed by Brandon!!! Competition maybe??? 🤣

[@Nemishi]

Are you saying you don't just casually have an entire book store on your one to many shelves?

[@msshannonash]

THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE😂

[@lunabee1313]

I'm so happy that this man finally got a sponsorship for his crazy videos I love your videos Brandon I think you are quite funny and you bring me lots of Joy when my day has been utter trash.

[@KaiGillin]

Aww I saw this just now but I wanna say I hope you have a amazing rest of ur day or night just know u r loved always

[@Sierra_Benton]

We need more Brandon and Cam. I cry laughing when you guys team up

[@imcoco4232]

yessss

[@Sheriffmushroom]

Mmmmmm onions?

[@emmekatee]

YESSSS

[@peanutsaregood3]

Y E S

[@Strawberryvr_93563]

YESSSS

[@FruitFlvrdBear]

As someone with audio processing issues, I REALLY appreciate the captions being implemented into the video. Automatic captions are iffy and aren’t always correct. It may take more time to edit, but a little more time on editing goes a long way to keep a video/channel disability (disabled? Words are hard, they both sound correct) friendly.

[@MMcCoy-yh4ho]

He puts 100% Effort into each and every video!

[@onelargeotter]

Same! I'm so grateful for these past few captioned videos. It's so helpful

[@miythac]

Yeah I'm deaf in one ear and have a hearing loss I'd the other.

[@FruitFlvrdBear]

@@miythac wow, that must be tough :( though I don’t understand the pain of basically not being able to hear Jack-shit, I know the relief of seeing that a video has human edited captions. It’s so much easier to understand since they’re not machine translated, and they have emotion.

[@alexxander966]

I always appreciate captions. I'm hard of hearing, I can survive without captions, but I have a tough time with strong accents. Some British creators speak absolute gibberish to me without captions lol. Sometimes even with captions, because their slang is different

[@Half_of_The_World]

Every time I watch these videos I find it harder and harder to believe that this is a straight man with children...

[@Abigail-qz5yq]

Brandon's doctor: Do I really want to know how you got 100 concussions in 1 day?

[@kristen4067]

Brandon - no you don't or how I am hung over on Lacroix

[@jenniferapplegate149]

Brandon: Here, watch this video.

[@Cute_chaos_sys]

Brandon: here.. smell this…

[@hithere1252]

@@Cute_chaos_sys ooooh smelling salts yes plesse

[@DepressinglyOptimistic]

I’m so happy to see Brandon get sponsors and see he still keeps his craziness in the spiel. Absolutely perfect 😂

[@sapphirestones6201]

I struggle with depression and literally when I’m having a bad day I turn on these videos they always give me a good laugh and make my day

[@louisekdenmarktoengland9562]

This video should concern me more about Brandon’s sanity but what I’m the most worried about is the fact that he still has all those Breaking Dawn copies and we still have no idea why… help

[@venomg5799]

Breaking Bad? Or Breaking Dawn?

[@louisekdenmarktoengland9562]

@@venomg5799 thanks haha, can you tell which I like more? 😂

[@simonelloyd2554]

I was about to ask have i missed something with all those copies 🤣

[@veganpowerhouse]

I think it might be because he ruined one in a cooking video. Who knows though, it's Brandon. We can never guess what is going on in his mind.

[@mushroomtherat6800]

I counted 106 copies omg

[@gavilikegravity4311]

I love how Brandon just randomly has all the stuff needed with no context

[@Moonie-i5v]

Does anyone else remember the Try not to laugh video with Cam? "DoN't ToUcH mY DoNuTs!" greatest line ever.

[@nyaparker9924]

The ad: “ and when I was younger, my mother died” The video: * Brandon blowing up toilets *

[@DuTrom]

"Five feet deep, five feet wide." Was that a Holes reference?

[@meganmower641]

yes someone understands

[@couch_potato-116]

Omg I loved that book

[@galaxroses8716]

I’m reading that book in Ela this semester and I love it

[@gyovannyornelas6184]

We read that book in 6th grade

[@settle180]

I got that immediately

[@Lisa_The_Norwegian]

I felt bad about buying a second black blazer, then I saw your 74 Twilight book series, and I feel better. Thank you for your service!

[@luvrgrl32]

So, we’re just not going to acknowledge the fact Brandon has like seventy two copies of Breaking Dawn?

[@mushroomtherat6800]

I just counted 106- omg

[@aubriebookout1870]

There’s more then200🥱

[@dasiydriver2100]

There is so many more

[@Saucymann]

It’s so when he knocks them over nothing important will be broken

[@Xxmars.jupiterxX]

So we’re just not going to acknowledge the fact people counted?

[@ClibJubly]

Cool to see Brandon finally getting a sponsor!

[@Themadhatton]

@@airischan8220 reported.

[@Suu.1vyy]

Lowkey I miss Aiden editing and Brandon old videos but still love him ❤and very much proud of Brandon with his journey 🎉

[@JamieStoltenkamp]

It's so amazing watching you grow like this. I've been following you for 3 years and the growth you've made is amazing! So proud of you b

[@pinkestbirb8074]

Brandon: "Excuse me, ma'am do you need your car worked on?" Me: *eyes my Honda with minor damage due to an accident.*

[@cryoflip5841]

1:11 why didn't he bring one of his like 7,000 copies of breaking dawn

[@adrilee8053]

No one : Brandon: breaks everything in his room

[@may_flowers_]

It’s tradition 💅 ALSO OFF TOPIC BUT IBUKI ICON

[@madimarie3734]

also brandon : breaks everything next video : clean as ever

[@adrilee8053]

@@may_flowers_ ANOTHER IBUKI!!!!

[@adrilee8053]

@@madimarie3734 ikr

[@doodlemaster4897]

he also broke the dawn 🥁🥁

[@useyourimagination692]

I'm so happy with the fact that he made a Holes reference at one point. My life feels more complete now

[@rowisaweirdo4941]

Yessd

[@hailstorm9122]

Brandon, you never ever fail to make me laugh😂 I had a bad day at work as well as getting dumped, I’ve been crying all day but as soon as I opened KZbin I started watching your videos and it made everything so much better. Thank you for being amazing❤️

[@Chloe11501]

He’s the only person that can make an ad enjoyable

[@drownedtrashrat3501]

Clearly you've never heard of Neytirix lol

[@charliecarter3437]

That's true

[@unskinned7230]

I don't know man, GrayStillPlays' sponserships are great

[@picklejuice4388]

Nah bro we got martincitopants

[@senatorstevenarmstrong9821]

Calebcity

[@TheDeviIDogg]

One thing I remember from my childhood is being told that the pressure washer is not a toy because if you spray your skin with it it will rip off your skin to the bone. As an adult with a pressure washer I am now left with the question, was our pressure washer made for God himself or did they just not want me to play with it and spray people?

[@amatesamaru]

as an "adult" you should have self realization that they lied to you because if you spray yourself with water or air fast enough it can get into your blood stream or skin and fuck you up

[@ray_maybe9oo157]

Some pressure washers have modes, he had it probably on the lowest mode so he wouldnt get hurt, but yes they can damage your skin

[@ray_maybe9oo157]

@@amatesamaru this comment isnt it

[@TheDeviIDogg]

@@ray_maybe9oo157 None of my pressure washers have enough pressure to rip the skin off the bone cartoon style and I'm pretty sure none can. But I was also a dumb kid and believed my mom when she said women don't fart

[@dripykarenbobo2213]

No they are powerful I took the skinny off my toe because of me accidentally spaying myself point blank

[@ragnarok935]

Honestly, the way he delivers the sponsors makes me not want to skip them. I'm mesmerized by his tactics

[@beyoncef2368]

Brandon is the only youtuber who can make an ad read entertaining. I'm happy he got this sponsorship.

[@Kellieshae]

WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH BRANDON!!!! MY LIL FAMILY IS WATCHING YOU TOGETHER ❤

[@Emma_makesedits]

We love you Brandon the fact that you will always destroy your room and make all of us laugh it makes this channel so much better than I thought it would be we love you

[@froggycheckers]

"Five feet deep, five feet wide, you know the rules, keep digging!" It makes me really happy that he's read Holes 😂

[@AshOrPollux]

If he’s this bad with a Hoverboard don’t let him have rollerblades lol

[@AadynNmommy]

He shouldn’t be allowed to drive if THATS the case ahahaha

[@AshOrPollux]

@@AadynNmommy yes

[@ashlynallaire2151]

Actually PLEASE let him get roller blades😂

[@fruitzwasfound6792]

Don’t give him ideas

[@Cute_chaos_sys]

OH GOD YOUR RIGHT

[@AnakinMan9]

this dude got me through some hard times and never ceases to make me laugh love your vids keep up the good work :)

[@FancyDog]

Wowwwww an overlord in a "5-minute crafts but better" I'm suprised

[@cassiepentz915]

Brandon might have given himself a concussion. I'm sitting here remembering when I gave myself whiplash a few days ago

[@Abell_lledA]

One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates. 🎈

[@AvesCanunt]

Mans be sound in like a cult leader

[@Tydirium5240]

@@AvesCanunt true

[@Sepulchre_Gate]

@@AvesCanunt That doesn't change the fact that he's right , and 'he' can construct a sentence properly .

[@AvesCanunt]

@@Sepulchre_Gate mans be soundin like a cult follower

[@AvesCanunt]

@@airischan8220 mans be soundin like a scammer/hacker

[@thesafehousedude6425]

0:16 Video part: brandon driving into his left bookshelf Subtitles: [Music] Ah yes, music to my ears.

[@Cikoryy]

"Heineken, it's German right?" *Dutch people crying*

[@Smokey157]

And a lot dutch people don’t ever really like Heineken that much 😂😭

[@Foxboi681]

@@Smokey157 wait really? All the people I know (including myself) really like heineken lmao

[@r3bkah]

no one will EVER have this much dedicated, and for that mr farris, we bow to the 👑

[@AcidTheDragon]

I love Brandon's content. He can easily make a bad day better by just being himself. His videos can make you laugh instantly.

[@laurenogletree619]

You know who would make the most chaotic duo. Matthew Gray Gubler and Brandon. Also love the video. 💜🖤💛

[@Rayvin734]

I love how he makes himself crack up and how you can ragdoll at a moment's notice! and how do you get your apartment so clean after the disasters you make??? I'm also very new to your channel so I have A LOT of questions. Like do your neighbors ever complain??

[@MC-vk5by]

Hey I'm not hating at all but maybe instead of asking that in a public comment section figure out a way to contact him privately

[@Rayvin734]

@@MC-vk5by i appreciate the polite response! I did feel odd about asking. It’s just so close and it might be another year I don’t see my fam for the holidays. I didn’t consider PMs being an option. Heck I’d feel odd sending him a pm too. He also did say to ask on the comments so I used the option given. Again, thank you for being so polite!

[@hunta3694]

He hires a cleaning lady to clean his apartment. She'll post videos of her cleaning the place to FB. I don't remember what her name is on there, though.

[@Rayvin734]

@@hunta3694 I wonder how desensitized she is to walking into that room and seeing utter chaos lol!

[@amychurch]

His cleaner is on Facebook and tiktok as @dirtiest_dooder :) she posts behind the scenes before his videos go up if you want a sneak peek!

[@ivankinakin7231]

“Did your toilet just do farts and as- uh uh uh farts and- arts and crafts?” Gets me every time. 🤣🤣🤣

[@fathmathsobira5663]

The way he just bady-slammed into the door at the end ✨Its perfection✨

[@livingwithchallenges]

Who got him a hover board? They had to know how much more broken everything was going to get.

[@debrablandford4182]

This man is why everything has instructions

[@mattberg6328]

I could watch the "on-toilet-trying-the-hack" scene for hours at a time. Hilarious!! Also; BEST ad video ever! :) Your hilarious approach is your strong selling point. You and Aiden the editor were on point in this video for real!

[@s.rvibes1438]

7:44 Did he just use a Holes reference? If so then that’s fantastic

[@markars5379]

Do you know how much your loved?! These videos make me happy ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@HushTheUmbreon]

One of the smoothest sponsor transactions I've seen. GG

[@ray_maybe9oo157]

I KNOW I DIDN'T NOTICE HE WAS DOING THAT TILL LIKE HE WAS ALMOST DONE

[@brelenny7657]

It is 3 am and I am WHEEZING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 4:21

[@Ollie_Zane]

Real

[@Jayfilms86]

1:48 Brandon: 😏😏 Me: 🧐 📸

[@ninjachihuahua4843]

It takes alot to stay funny for as long as you have. Keep being you Mr. Brandon!

[@Your-Average-Nerd]

“5 feet deep 5 feet wide” I did NOT expect to hear a holes reference today

[@makaylalambert3403]

This is the most funniest one I’ve ever seen and I watched at 1:00 I could not stop wheezing that just made my day even though it’s night 🤣😂

[@AwesomeCat2012]

I wonder if Brandon has just... bruises everywhere. 😂 Thanks for sacrificing your body for hilarious content.

[@sixty-nine69]

If your walls could talk they'd have more stories than dr.seuss lol

[@lea896]

5:12 POV: you walk into someone and smash heads in primary school:

[@vector_is_smexy3040]

That’s the other kid then they would scream their lungs out 😂

[@faerycxre6325]

HELP- these videos always cheer me up

[@weirdo8087]

“Oh I got septic in my eye!” Just kills me every time

[@im.done.gaming]

" Wow, sweet poopin' glitter particles"-Brandon 2021

[@MarcoCattchum]

4:27 that one came so unexpected XD

[@lukefuse2909]

Lol

[@Ph.o3nix]

I love how he just calls everything they/them

[@unfinishedlove9533]

Psst I just wanted to say I saw your “How we feel in love story” crying right now but I am happy for y’all and you both deserve the world. Also thanks for everything and the laughs 😂

[@kyleerosse6756]

You know ... no matter what ever mood I'm in he always cheers me up !!

[@phoebestormes7030]

5:08 the "ah flavorful" got me so hard🤣🤣

[@linzkins9]

Dear Future Brandon, I’m sorry you lost your (insert applicable body part here) due to your commitment to do your own stunts. Your viewers appreciate you.

[@buffycleaveland8116]

And also, I'm sure they can reattach it.

[@reallulu7771]

I remember finding this channel and I couldn’t stop watching all this funny life hacks videos! You are one of my fav you tubers and I always have a laugh. Thank you!!

[@Beatrice-g8q]

Brandon: * turns on camera * Him ten seconds later: * spiny boi *

[@berrybear_22]

We all love you Brandon, we need more people like you❤️

[@bx2160]

My mum and me both love watching your videos and they always crack us up, thanks for the hilarious videos Brandon and especially thanks for the laugh during quarantine!

[@AppleAshton09]

omg brandon. i literally laughed so much that i had to force it by the end, because i was EXHAUSTED. this is literally the funniest video i’ve ever watched

[@tracylopez7666]

Blowing up his toilet seat was too much! Really laughed hard at that one!

[@samsbin]

I never know what I will open these videos to, it's a surprise every time

[@Annie.Jasinoski]

He should have said “did your toilet just do farts and craps” 😂😂

[@MsGodOfMiscief]

Wait a minute how did I not get notified of this video 😳 I wouldn't of seen it if I hadn't rewatched a older one and went onto the playlist 🤨

[@RUBIKSCOOBS]

Because the video is unlisted

[@MsGodOfMiscief]

@@RUBIKSCOOBS sorry not negative to your comment, just down vote to it being unlisted and everything boooo

[@RUBIKSCOOBS]

Can you rephrase

[@heatherjohnson7637]

Same 😮

[@furryogre]

Same

[@ilsepaans.0184]

Brandon talking about Heineken: That's German right? Me, a Dutch person: Dude... 🤚🏻😐

[@Sylvan1510]

You are just a funny speaking german, accept that, ok? :D Greetings to you from over the border. :)

[@juliankok9511]

@@Sylvan1510 orrr you are just a funny speaking dutchman😂

[@Sylvan1510]

@@juliankok9511 *laughs in invading neighbors*

[@tdebrouwer9364]

What I thought

[@lukieboy2229]

@@Sylvan1510 Im dutch and someone once called me a swamp german and its the best thing I ever heard

[@gonzobean648]

Never thought i would ever hear someone say "My LACROIX" so aggressively and im lovin it😂😂😂😂💖

[@CherryChzCakes]

Thank you for always making me laugh, I have had the hardest year of my life, and I appreciate you taking the time to make these videos, they really help cheer me up and bring some laughter into my life.

[@aboutharrystyles2383]

i swear this man is saving my life, his videos are the best things ever😩✋🏻

[@passionatelemon.4959]

The reason brandon makes me happy is because of how much he reminds me of old YuB but Brandon is 10x more funny

[@HolidayNils]

Really did yub dirty😂 nah jk

[@HolidayNils]

I agree tbh

[@oddgryffin]

when ramen comes out of your nose, you know you’re laughing too hard at this 8:58 ah, this could’ve been useful for my gym locker that *won’t open*

[@oncewaswerth]

Hey! I remember watching you when you were homeless in your car. My kids just showed me you're still online entertaining them and the best thing I can relate to is I actually have that Current Card b/c after $200 in groceries it gives me $30 to spend on Amazon. Whatever a lil' something for mama. Good for you Brandon. 👍

[@His_Sacrificial_Lamb]

Brandon: **Blasts himself in the face with pressure washer** Me: oh I know how that feels. Sorta. I got smacked in the chin with a chunk of a cinderblock last night I feel the pain 😂

[@breannasawade8433]

Oh my gosh Brandon,let me tell you my special needs 4 year old loves your channel so much,he has watched ever one of your videos(even the ones at your mom's house lol) he laughs so much. Thank you for being your silly self always ❤️

[@Alli-dy4hd]

8:41 when he says "ab" its soooo funny haha

[@mertyhavelawd6945]

The amounts of times this man has sacrifices his house and car for these KZbin videos is unbelievable

[@mashellegibson6240]

My husband and I were recently in a car wreck leaving him in a wheelchair and me as his primary care giver and unable to work so if you are serious about giving money to someone in need it would be greatly appreciated. Love your videos.

[@acornsentertainmentshow]

This is the only person I would watch the sponsor they do in a video... ever. You're great, and I love to watch your videos.

[@Katieg52410]

Real quick, I’ve gotta ask, how many legs do a squid have?

[@Y0u.gay18]

8

[@puglife4sho861]

1 lol

[@Leo-hh3is]

69

[@MartiganzYT]

3 legs and 5 tentacles

[@toast282]

10

[@MsparkygMusic]

At 1:23 he turned into Donald Duck

[@katsumibakugo8500]

Brandon: Ow my mustache is in my eye Me: who in the hell did it get there😂

[@xlverrx4681]

4:20-4:30 Had me crying. Literary omg especially when it went all over Kelly 😂😭

[@thechuckleschmuck]

I would say Kelly is now traumatized, but she’s seen worse 😭

[@robertbuth]

I remember seeing the behind the scenes from Gloria's Instagram story of you wearing that costume and you and Autumn riding that. Happy to see the final video for it! "Mother Jesus" Oooh man I was not expecting you to now do product placement plugs in your videos...not sure how I feel about that, even though it is hilarious. Buuuuut not as funny as Larry's Lights & Luxurious Lamps and Liquidations tho. lol

[@LiciaYoung]

Larry’s always wanting to sell us something 😂

[@sadiecorcione1987]

Brandon never fails to make me laugh 4:20 to 4:29 especially got me lmao

[@1ll1ana21]

8:45 i keep replaying this and laughing 😭

[@marcparsbey7042]

Yay!!! A new one! Love this bloody wholesome man