Google Translate Makes 3-Star Michelin Meal!

[@JamesDFredrick]

I'm glad he figured out people really liked his google translate videos and started doing them more again

[@cuylervanakker4715]

I've also been waiting

[@fireytehspartan]

agreed, i absolutely love these vids

[@CharlieBacks]

Yesssssss

[@SlipperywhenRhett]

I'd like to see him and Cameron do something like a Google translate "how to paint your bedroom" video. These and eating bugs are what hooked me

[@josiewright1840]

Me too. I can't stand the amount of ticktok videos lol

[@bryanisrodriguez3334]

The fact that you could still hear the dough rapping after the fridge door shut killed me

[@katywynter6419]

And that he kept it going the whole video was amazing We need a lyric video

[@flirtyhershey-shibamom1749]

Me too…. My face hurts from laughing

[@flirtyhershey-shibamom1749]

Eye pink 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

[@H4V1L4ND]

@Tom nook my beloved 💀💀

[@fabianaveras3669]

Dough wrapping?

[@jwoxhs]

he took my ear…

[@Splitz9.]

lol

[@alsmacka5448]

Same man

[@XLBULLY_MYLO23]

Same I can’t hear now

[@THATSHILARIOUSBITCH]

We deaf now🦤

[@KISS-is_comfort.]

Same here…does anyone know what he’s saying?

[@n0nsense7]

This has to be one of the only times Brandon has actually eaten his Google Translate dish 👀

[@lauryncummings2381]

He has eaten it before in his old ones.

[@stephaniebirdsallmiller5798]

Unfortunately... No.

[@jamie.lynn004]

He always does lol

[@jnightly9779]

he succeeded with a creepy crepe also

[@jennacyanide4872]

He literally always does? Are you new here or something

[@sleepy.stellaaa]

"That recipe was to die for", yes Brandon, we will find out one day because with the amount of things you've eaten must be deadly as heck..

[@billdip7160]

Uh oh I hear the police

[@naturecrew6070]

I hear the popo

[@CHEESESTRING._.]

Im whaching this in 2022 im 9 trust me :]

[@huskybotie1552]

He’s eaten so much fire extinguisher.

[@nailsarelife]

"Turn on the gas on high then turn it off the heat never happened" "The literal definition of gaslighting." 😂😂😂😂😂💀 I need a chalk outline over here cuz I'm deceased.

[@blanktea3162]

can we just take a moment to appreciate Brandon’s rapping skills

[@sharonadams2056]

Fr😂

[@goldenlance1130]

I've listened to the old rap about aluminum foil hundreds of times

[@Tv.Static.System]

It's not Brandon's, it's the doughs, duh 🙄

[@capris-playz7822]

I love how no one talking about Brando- I mean the pastry's mad rapping skills 🤣🤣

[@katywynter6419]

We need a lyric video expeditiously

[@gabriellamiller2283]

It's lil pastry

[@sereschhd5221]

Seeing a google translate video when your having a bad day is the best thing ever. Thank you for making my day better

[@driveincanada9713]

👍👍❤

[@Jadenelson814]

Having a bad day, can agree.

[@ravvy9329]

I wonder....was that the actual first Google translate "meal" that you actually enjoyed? It's probably due to all the butter. Everything is better with more butter xD

[@randomplotbunny]

He made creme brule a while back, turned into sugar soup that he said was really good.

[@andpad8380]

@@randomplotbunny but was that a Google Translate video?

[@whyjustwhy420]

@@randomplotbunny and ginger bread man

[@kkwalace287]

No he liked the gingerbread one too and some others I can't remember

[@randomplotbunny]

@@andpad8380 It was

[@michaelnakamura7719]

Brandon you should make a 5 star wedding cake, like one of those multi level ones 💜

[@kyleejones5827]

Yeah he should

[@crystalmaness1849]

Yes I would love to see that!

[@frownie_kittie]

Omg yes!

[@Blobfishlovr69]

He could do it if him and Maria ever get wed

[@seanA416]

But through Google translate

[@timberbulltail2484]

The food rapping everytime he opens that fridge has me wheezing

[@ambergilbertson6958]

“Got some in my eye and now I got eye pinks” has made me laugh uncontrollably

[@plaguedoctorraccoon]

This is an accurate representation of whats happening in my brain on a daily basis. If anyone ever asks what its like to have autism or adhd, just show them any of Brandon's videos lmao

[@MortusSweet]

My favorite step of having both of those is being super happy to talk to someone and not talk properly, and then feel like an idiot for a while after 😂 or having the power of being blunt with questions and finding out stuff you’re curious about. 99% of the time, the person gives you an answer!

[@I-Am-A-Menace]

Yeah this feels pretty accurate

[@jacebrogden3490]

“They call me chicken legs but you can call me later” totally gonna try that pick up line and see what happens. If they get the reference even better lol

[@simmy.official]

i sound dumb but i dont get the reference, could someone explain it?

[@AER_AXE]

@@simmy.officialIt was something he said in the video lol at 3:29

[@mlynn4559]

"Are we making a Rue? Yeah the girl from hunger games!" Had me dying 🤣

[@mlynn4559]

@O1234S6789 ?

[@Tsukki_Malfoy]

The fact that he is just outlining the ingredients / stuff that falls on the floor ( I love this guy 😂❤️ ) Edit : HOLY HECK HOW DID THIS GET 151 LIKES-

[@Coconutvr-r1z]

Rip ingredients, you will never be forgotten 😔😭

[@skz_strayfan]

Is it just me or when I saw the title I thought of," cooking like a chef I'm a 5 star Michelin". - Stray Kids

[@luckiehunt814]

I can’t even lie, this is one of your best videos, I woke up my whole family from laughing at this, thank you so much, keep it up, this is amazing

[@talkwithlala]

Can we talk about how he actually put his finger on a hot pan? Respect and worry for dedication.

[@fantasyyy.]

0:02 had me diing

[@FairyPhrog-rz6mp]

That 6th sense joke is the smartest thing I've heard all week

[@Max_6446]

I'm already scared by the thumbnail.... Brandon are you allright?? Sometimes I worry for you 🤣💜

[@adil0028]

@O1234S6789 idk, but idgaf about it

[@Tubsey]

I often wonder, what kinda food would he make if he realllyy tried a real recipe?

[@SuckitToddProductions]

Have you been to Yard House? He was a michelin chef there in the 90’s 😂

[@JenniferSara1982]

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[@lealouisetollak8146]

Cooking like a chef im a 5 star Michelin

[@aniyaeaddy1129]

The dough was literally rapping the whole time 😂🤣😭 I love everything at his video

[@chocolatechipmunk1200]

I'm 10 seconds in, and I know it's gonna be a good one when he pulls a dobby ear from behind the camera, also, so much content recently! We appreciate it alot Brandon! Thank you!

[@emmarose1004]

"The butter stink, Got some in my eye, Now I have eye pink" lmao from the rapping pastry.

[@gemamatchim7226]

Anytime I hear Michelin star chef or Michelin star meal all I can picture is the Michelin man in an apron 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@annamarie5829]

Glad I’m not the only one!

[@gurvmlk]

Could've fooled me that it means something different, because I've never even heard the term prior to this video.

[@Megan-rr6qg]

Same anna

[@MCOmegaX123]

@@gurvmlk It doesn't actually mean something different (I mean it does, but it doesn't). The Michelin star rating system was invented by the Michelin tire company in the 1920s, because since it was basically the dawn of widespread driver-ship, they published a travel guide for the newest (at the time) craze, the road-trip, and they included restaurant reviews in that guide.

[@gurvmlk]

@@MCOmegaX123 So it was basically a rating system to encourage people to go on lengthy road trips, and therefore be incentivized to buy the company's tires.

[@christinabixby3940]

I didnt realize how much I missed GT. I could not stop laughing! So happy you were able to work them back in! Love you so mmaaaccchhh! 💜

[@RoxxLuck]

what does GT stand for

[@ferretsonferrets]

google translate

[@Man.Lover100]

@@RoxxLuckgoogle translate!

[@A_Fly_bzz]

Did google seriously allow him a decent meal for once?

[@JenniferSara1982]

Last one I recall that turned out good was gingerbread men I think.

[@jakecentral296]

And the chicken noodle soup that's probably best he did on google translate

[@itss._.yuhhh._.gowrlll._.4809]

Can we appreciate how this man makes a mess every vid to entertain us 😀

[@Tsukki_Malfoy]

Another Brandonfarris video another day of laughing for 2 hours straight Edit : Woah- Tysm for 92 likes!

[@Tsukki_Malfoy]

Bot

[@jastined70]

Fax

[@Urfaveeebrunette]

My ear.. MY FREAKING EA-

[@Nothingishere121]

I feel like the world could be on fire and Brandon would still make everything better

[@phoenixlights1543]

This guy is the best

[@wendimunson844]

To be fair it'd probably be on fire due to something he did in his kitchen

[@katywynter6419]

Realistically the world is slowly burning and he does in fact make it better

[@leahlandon8429]

Don't worry, if the worlds on fire it's probably him making a video

[@kimiarossi6]

I’m watching this for a third time already - and I am STILL howling at the cutting oil “yeah no I feel dumb” 😂😂😂 thank you for all the content this week, I’m in heaven!!!

[@whoopzie5042]

When you have to ask: What are you making again? Every 5 minutes. You know it is a good google translate.

[@kevinkomiti3135]

@O1234S6789 uhm SHUT-

[@The_S4cred_B3ast]

A year passed, and I still haven't gotten my ear back. Brandon, please give it back

[@kaitlyn7637]

Seriously you are the funniest KZbinr!! One of your videos made me laugh in the middle of the night 😂

[@alexstrofs308]

I did now what?

[@bangclov3931]

(Me being a stray kids fan,kpop) Brandon: "3 star michelin" Me: cooking like a chef I'm a 5 star michelin✨ Any fellow stays here?

[@Mariiah23]

Brandon just makes my day😆

[@phoenixlights1543]

And he uploaded every fricking day🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

[@traceypotter7669]

I just can't 😂 Never fails to have me crying clutching my stomach with laughter. And really needed it today!!

[@TwoWitchyMoons]

Why are dad jokes so much funnier when he tells them lol

[@Kleinepoesje18]

Thank you Brandon for making a horrible day, alot better ! your videos are always there to cheer one up. Keep up the good work!

[@nonenone3962]

"Ya I used to fly with your old man.......ya I killed him" BRANDON YOU CANT SAY THAT 😂😂

[@jasper6513]

is no one gonna question why this man has 10 pounds of ground beef in his fridge?😃..

[@shepherd4000]

My cat heard the word “tuna” and left me to run to the kitchen… it’s 9:30 in the morning and she is positive that Brandon is going to share tuna with her. She’s waiting patiently too.

[@withdrawn_illustrator356]

Give her tuna right now

[@tavprisun]

Give this cat some damn tuna

[@shepherd4000]

For all people wondering the old lady did not get tuna simply because she ate all of it yesterday. Because Fuzz was using her inside voice she did get broth. The mini monster has been appeased.

[@withdrawn_illustrator356]

@@shepherd4000 good. As long as the mini gremlin got some treat for being cute

[@shepherd4000]

@@withdrawn_illustrator356 she’s 13 so she gets whatever she wants now.

[@vaishnovirajan7916]

Cooking Like a Chef in a Five Star Michelin….. please tell me someone got it lmaoooo

[@michellemeindl6475]

I love watching your google translate meals. They crack me up every time.

[@user-cq2sr9rh8r]

"i see two milks, why you got two milks?" 🤣

[@akisuxxx_]

“ i barely could read it first place.” my life in a nutshell

[@kylarose3740]

The video hasn't even started yet and I'm already so excited, I've been waiting for a Google translate and here it is!

[@Bone_daddyy21]

Another one? Yay! Thanks for always uploading so much, it’s appreciated!

[@andrewmedeiros5049]

These are by far some of my favorite Brandon Farris videos, along with literally every single other video he makes

[@polarbearsarecool1332]

I clicked faster on this video then my brain can function

[@Spemilie]

I'm really loving the content lately (well I always do), and Brandon's been uploading so often also! Dig it. Love when Brandon does the google-translate vids, his reaction vids and the vids with Cam.

[@ILoveMyselfMoreThanILoveYou]

Still watching with one ear…

[@kimgasque7604]

The dough has some mad rapping skills!!😂

[@jenniferrovan8909]

This is probably the best one! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!! Bravo, Chef!!

[@Ticklepickletown]

Is anybody gonna talk about how he said "cashew shorts i made a playlist" at the end like that had me laughing.

[@Ssenseful331]

This is just what I need before volleyball, thanks Brandon, WE LOVE YOU!😀

[@ImAmyWhite]

lmfao. this is one of my favorites.... the rapping food in fridge had me rollin!!!! I love you Brandon ❤

[@frilled-lawn]

I love your videos :) they've helped me through depression for so long and I have watched so many videos of yours and I watch your videos whenever I just need a laugh thanks for the most amazing content for so many years

[@CorvusuvroC]

“A whole bunch-a-bunch-times….. you heard me.” -Brandon Farris, 2022

[@gracetxt]

"cookin' like a chef i'm a 5 star michelin" - lee felix, stray kids

[@MichiganFresh]

"Yeah. No, I feel dumb" me about 10 times a day 🤣

[@FeLixx_Savage]

omfg!!!! you are honestly the most funniest person on youtube i have ever watched! you showed up on my recommended page this morning and ive been watching your videos all day! my stomach is sore, my cheeks hurt and my eyes have been leaking! i haven't laughed this much or as genuinely as i have this morning! thank you for that! you are truly talented! i hope you never stop making your videos, especially these google translate ones! merry xmas from ottawa, ontario, canada

[@capricowtheunicorn709]

My parents are drag her me away from the place I have lived my whole life. This is the first time I have laughed today. Thank you so much for making the content you do ❤️

[@DingleBerriemckevins]

My Guinea pig was hanging out on my bed and he walked up to my phone and just started watching the video 😂

[@roselesh2008]

I love how he totally messed up the crime scene 😂

[@cassidyhayduke4854]

I love the rap every time he opens the fridge

[@_.CollateralDamage._]

The whistling and constant drawing of chalk outlines is sending me 😂

[@011edits6]

My ear looked like an elf ear.

[@bryanttaylor4300]

I just wanted to say thank you Brandon for the sheer effort you put into these translate videos. They never get old

[@avawetter2417]

Hey Brandon. I hope you're doing okay. I watch your videos to make me happier, and they always do. I know many man people agree with me and you're probably not going to see this, but I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate you and all that you do for us. I am praying on your up rise. Thank you. :)

[@mikaelachester2615]

I swear Brandon can cure even my worst days. I watch your videos everyday i have probably seen every video at least 20 times. Life has been really bad the past few years from my mom rejecting her kidney transplant, my boyfriend going into renal failure, being homeless, my grandmother getting cancer just to name a few. All this to say thank you Brandon for all you do!! God bless you!!

[@_flower-drop_3769]

brandon ur so amazing and funny keep it up :)

[@PolitesStan]

You’re probably not that stupid but definitely don’t click the link the bot account sent

[@CarolineContradiction]

Yaaasss Brandon! Thank you for fueling my dopamine with these google translate videos! I always love that these are a perfect mix of chaos and comedy

[@Capallot_k]

At 3:02 the rapping part took me out 😂

[@KhloudyFPS]

when brandon slapped the camera in the into i nearly spit out my coffee... was not expecting that

[@hantasero5910]

Cooking like a chef imma 5 star Michelin

[@angelayounger1743]

This made my day so much thank you! I smiled watching this whole video 💕💕❤️ your the best!

[@pandoraroberts154]

i just watched your first video, that video was so sweet and it was nice to come back to this and see the man you've become :]

[@natalychubarov4778]

Cookin’ like a chef I’m a five star Michelin ✨

[@joanna..5656_]

yes a stay!!

[@leahbaxley7143]

This is definitely my FAV! This was hilarious!! Lmao 🤣🤣

[@Steph_ADOCpara]

Can we all take a moment to appreciate how amazingly you took care of Gloria!?! Because your mother raised you right.✌

[@iwantnuggers3365]

“Put in bowel and toss” had me dyin

[@Otterpoptheotter]

I feel like Brandon’s cooking videos should be alternately titled “playing with my phone as I make something barely able to be ready for human consumption”

[@chennelslater9989]

cooking like a chef he's a 3 star Michelin .... lol

[@Matt_tenny92]

Brandon makes me happy 😂

[@_JohnnySilverhand_]

Brandon always makes our days brighter 🤩

[@DeeDeexx]

"I know Goodwill are just gonna use a flake of it on a plate and call it 39 dollars." ~ Brandon Nailing Michelin 2022

[@AlexpC3PO]

Love you and your videos, Brandon! For the next Google translate, can you make focaccia bread? I'm looking to make some and making it while I follow you would be hilarious 😂💜 Edit: were the prunes worthy of joining the toilet cheeses? 😂

[@uselesstrash2608]

Google: "Slowly cook from over there" Brandon: *makes lonk stirir* Me: 🤣

[@everlasting_shine5567]

cooking like a chef from a 5 star michelin 😎

[@palmmmmmme]

I was drinking when I laughed and idk what happened, but I'm still in pain. Thank you

[@oliverhawkley6230]

Imagine Brandon actually baking something good

[@user-fi5iy3io1o]

Anyone rewatch the first 5 seconds over and over again untill it wasnt funny😂😂 Lmao i am laughing so hard i cant breath 😂😭🤣😵🥴

[@IamIrenexoxo]

Cookin' like a chef I'm a 5 star 미슐랭 "미"의 정점을 찍고 눈에 보여 illusion Whoo 첨 느꼈지 이런 감정 놀랄 거야 gonna shock 바로 감전 sorry I had to😭

[@cleo1086]

That's a whole demonic ritual he did on the floor, guess he was tryna reborn Felix.