15 Piano Players Problems

[@lindawolffkashmir2768]

One you forgot! The one who sits down at the piano, and every song they ever knew instantly leaves their head.

[@SnickersEatsCookies]

or whenever they perform for people you forget every song you had been playing for months and just play the knuckle song

[@-greenlimon-8898]

*I feel this all on a spiritual level*

[@matt59736]

Or guitar or bass or drums

[@unperson5713]

Oops! He forgot!

[@thesparkingpianist363]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5_Fkmlvq8Z-frM

[@CathDad4]

"Repeats the same measure and fails to improve" - and I took that personally.

[@SnickersEatsCookies]

sadly relatable

[@mrrandomperson3106]

Not in my experience, what happens with me is I repeat the same measure and make a different mistake every time!

[@CathDad4]

@@mrrandomperson3106 finally fix the problem area you've been working on only to mess up the part you've never messed up and it's like "OH COME ON!"

[@brianalandorfcomposer]

It happens also to guitarists, trust me XD

[@DonLuca27]

@@brianalandorfcomposer as a both pianist and guitar player, came here to say that exact thing

[@TheZotman5]

Classical music needs more musicians like this. His entertainment levels makes it easier for more people to approach it.

[@LeonardoMoreira-k6t]

He ia amazing. Classic and popular at the same time

[@mathsnagri2329]

1:10 fun fact: he practiced a lot to hit a wrong note.

[@seanA416]

Definitely. It was so perfect haha

[@SnickersEatsCookies]

@@seanA416 so perfectly wrong

[@Tubluer]

I have actually tried to do this sort of thing. It is quite difficult to find mistakes that both sound a. horribly wrong b. and are credible mistakes

[@aestheticsyncopation7933]

@@SnickersEatsCookies perfectly imperfect

[@corbusoenfurdlum8242]

I saw that tiny hint of a smile :)

[@querube78]

**plays right for once** Family coming into the living room: "Play that again, it sounded nice" **Fucks the entire thing up**

[@andres_food167]

Facts

[@andres_food167]

Lol

[@animilovich9563]

YUP

[@whatshouldinamemyself481]

So true lol

[@yashuab.2979]

Lol, you gotta play it right 5 times in a row to play for other people I say

[@somethingoldish7696]

This is so relatable (as a pianist of over 10 years), especially the book closing on you (which is part of the reason I rush to memorise everything), playing poorly when somebody is watching, and dirty keyboard. I was personally offended at the Waltz in A Minor being called boring, I worked so hard on that one, as it was the first piece I learned out of my own volition and entirely without help.

[@leglz3102]

he didnt call it boring, he used it as an example of pieces "normal" people find boring for some reason

[@joaonuno924]

The way he changes from playing well and then wrong, on purpose, is amazing

[@Tubluer]

That is not nearly as easy to do as it looks like.

[@joshuadorsam4619]

What are you guys talking about? I’ve mastered the art of playing well and then wrong ever since I started. Only difference is I can’t stop

[@loopysassistant8442]

check out les dawson piano youtube videos for a masterclass in this 👍

[@basma.gogogo]

Ikr it must be really hard

[@willowmusic5]

This is my favorite of them all. And yes, I believe that to do it so smoothly must have taken some real effort.

[@ofidiotabagista5259]

Fun fact: Vinheteiro suffers from all those problems, but we never noticed thanks to the editing.

[@trinaq]

Yes, Vinheteiro is such a piano wizard, that he simply edited his problems away, like magic!

[@thesparkingpianist363]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5_Fkmlvq8Z-frM

[@thesparkingpianist363]

Hummm right 👍

[@thesparkingpianist363]

How many piano tunes you can play very frequently vinhetero ,????

[@francinegee9997]

Exactly the same situation with singer Jo Stafford and Paul Weston, when they did the act of "Jonathan and Darlene Edwards"----they had to *practice* doing everything wrong to make it both plausible and funny as possible.

[@valerieshepherd6823]

I could listen to this man all day. Just discovered him on Monday 11th April 2022 and I have tuned in every day since. Love his sense of humour, he is wonderful, so entertaining. He is taking the snobbery and stuffiness out of classical music, not unlike Andre Rieu xxx Sorry if my spelling is wrong xxx

[@caerdwyn7467]

Victor Borge and Stephen Wright made a baby…

[@theswaggymcswaggerson]

thats my bday!

[@nicolajones726]

He’s hilarious I watch it all again and again😂x

[@tia904]

Andre Rieu is just a Disney like salesman.... This guy is the real thing, giving knowledge, too.

[@loviniadickens692]

@@tia904couldn’t agree more.

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

Plot twist: Lord Vinheteiro is actually a guitar player.

[@ofidiotabagista5259]

He is actually a veterinarian.

[@danielborges697]

That is not fake, actually he was a bass guitar player

[@resireg]

If he was, the girls would be all around him

[@filipe1833]

@@danielborges697 this is so real

[@thesparkingpianist363]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5_Fkmlvq8Z-frM

[@luvsssuffiee.]

Let’s just appreciate how talented he is. Playing while looking at the camera, and the “back pain” one, must’ve been so hard.

[@KobaltBlue680]

What’s the song at 1:52

[@Bensinn86]

@@KobaltBlue680 I'm not sure but I think it's called "Über den Wellen"

[@KobaltBlue680]

@@Bensinn86 thank you

[@luvsssuffiee.]

@Lizy talent comes from hard work. Hard work comes for determination. Determination comes from mistakes. And mistakes come from trying.

[@senabondara1992]

Im laughin so hard right there

[@zuzanamikulova3889]

Not only a lovely piano player but also such good actor. After a long day,... you are our remedy.

[@XenophonSoulis]

"Plays wrong when someone is looking". What about "Plays wrong when your crush who has the greatest voice ever is singing Ave Maria in front of everyone after playing it correctly in all rehearsals and then Covid happens and you lose contact". Based on real story from two days before Christmas 2019.

[@matheussoa5607]

Oh shit I feel for you

[@MrFredd38]

that sucks

[@liloruf2838]

oh no I'm the singer who's pianists always mess up in concerts however i wouldn't say it's a compliment 😅

[@Niseandryt]

that was so specific it hurts

[@Heavren]

😹

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

As someone who can't play the piano, I can't imagine Vinheteiro's frustration

[@Lagrimoso]

as a man without a mustache who plays piano i can confirm its annoying

[@folkert2938]

As someone who is annoying and can play the piano I can confirm its a man

[@iRA_mkb]

As a piano who is a man and can play the annoying I can confirm it’s confusing

[@suweii]

as a pianist wtf youre everywhere

[@vaunted.1967]

Leave us alone please

[@elizabethgigi8911]

Honestly, I wasn't a fan of the piano but this guy is so, so talented , weird and hilarious that I can't stop watching.

[@garrygarrett70]

I hope he sticks to you and you seriously can enjoy piano!

[@cynthiagonzalez658]

Honestly ⁉️‼️ The piano must have been invented in heaven and flown down by cherubims. Google Horowitz playing Chopin's Polonaise in A flat, in his 80s. Also Rubenstein and lately, that kid Cole Lam who plays anything by ear. .

[@CrimsonCrime2234]

“talentless piano player” I took it personally.

[@facel8]

Same

[@augustosouza6064]

Me too...

[@LunaLoveheart]

Yep, still better than me 😂

[@CrimsonCrime2234]

@@LunaLoveheart no way

[@l96ai]

Well, you can't be "talentless piano player" if you don't play the piano..

[@dutchmonky8953]

Am I the only one who finds it super impressive how smoothly he switches from playing fur elise good and bad without trouble

[@iamhub2736]

It's not easy intentionally playing wrong yeah

[@rowgli]

You might enjoy the work of Victor Borge...

[@rockfan3299]

I guess you've never watched Les Dawson (RIP) play piano, have a look for him.

[@dutchmonky8953]

@@iamhub2736 yh exactly and then also not messing up through switching to the good one again, I find it impressive

[@TaraanaMusicHutoxiTavadia2260]

Agreed

[@minecraftcuber4760]

As someone who has played piano for about 10 years, I can say that most of these are very relatable

[@twothreebravo]

"The Talentless Piano Player" Finally I've been recognized by Vinheteiro, I'm so proud!

[@khaelamensha3624]

Welcome to the club lol

[@TK-Reikon]

Its not talentless, you just play differently!

[@khaelamensha3624]

@@TK-Reikon Good one ^^

[@lindildeev5721]

It's just a beginner

[@jenniferflynn3118]

You forgot the pianist who stares into your soul....

[@TheSkittlesmcgee]

WHILE eating a cheeseburger.

[@edwardblair4096]

You can find examples of that on all of his other videos.

[@thesparkingpianist363]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5_Fkmlvq8Z-frM

[@7katter]

oh no

[@gototcm]

Love his sense of humor.

[@trinaq]

I can relate to all of these, especially playing bum notes when someone is looking! 😂🎹

[@maestrobjwa90]

Or when you're trying to record yourself...."Alright: Take 1003" 😂😂

[@Tubluer]

aaaand what exactly is a bum note? I'm not up on my techspeak.

[@trinaq]

@@Tubluer It's a note which is the wrong key from the one that you're trying to play, and usually sounds abysmal!

[@Tubluer]

@@trinaq But sometimes it only sounds half abysmal, is that a half-assed bum note?

[@trinaq]

@@Tubluer Yes, I reckon that it can be!

[@alexvaisanen7542]

How about the one where someone starts clapping before the piece has ended.

[@Isnogood12]

Or people trying to accompany a song by clapping!

[@thesparkingpianist363]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5_Fkmlvq8Z-frM

[@TarunoNafs]

At least they're willing to clap, not looking at mirrors, scrolling their phones or spinning fidget spinners.

[@thesparkingpianist363]

@@TarunoNafs humm right 👍👍👍👍

[@michellehuffstutler1215]

Or clapping between movements. So annoying.

[@Inutil-idade]

Cara, você é genial! Talentosíssimo tanto no piano quanto no humor! Kkk Parabéns!

[@e.g6242]

When you're working hard on perfecting Chopin's Waltz in A minor and some popular piano guy on KZbin calls it boring 😢

[@racek87]

Think he meant the person playing. Stiff, no changes in volume...technically correct...but boring technique.

[@Budoshoha]

But thank you very much for writing the name of the piece...it was familiar to hear it, and did not know what it is, and it is soooo beautiful. I am going to learn that boring piece :)

[@renardpolaire7996]

@E. G Haha sameeee 🥲

[@johnflavin1602]

It’s a lovely piece of music in fairness.

[@lycorisgaming5422]

I had a very similar thought immediately lmao

[@celesteblack1803]

When you’re sight reading and someone starts singing along. When everyone is unimpressed by the Rachmaninov Prelude you spent months perfecting and instead just wants you to play Hedwig’s Theme or Für Elise. BACK PAIN Can never have nails longer than stubs. People are only impressed if you play fast songs. People play random notes on the piano while you play. All the viruses I got on my family computer back in the day while trying to download free sheet music. Awkward page turns. When you’re playing as a kid and your mom asks you to use the soft pedal. I do love my Hanon warmups though (:

[@animilovich9563]

To add to yours: When your mom points out every single mistake while sight reading a new piece or when you’re working on a section and your mom randomly comes in trying to explain what you’re doing, but the wrong way. I totally understand the frustration where everyone wants fast pieces. I prefer slower pieces with lots of musicality personally to play. OR when you’re trying to get a tempo down and someone asks you to turn off the metronome. 😑 And I do love my Hanon Warmups as well.

[@jasonsummit1885]

I can relate but on accordion. I'm not a pianist.

[@hannahblind]

That is so relatable, it hurts, it literally hurts haha you spoke the truth

[@UhmActually.]

HOLY SH1T BRO I LITERALLY RELATE

[@Whatismusic123]

why would you wnt long nails

[@mbrenneman0411]

the most impressive part about this video is how he managed to completely jumble up fur elise and then transition back to playing it perfectly as if nothing happened or missing a beat

[@Beethoven80]

Vinheteiro: Never looks at the keys while playing. Also Vinheteiro: Has to look at the burger he is eating.

[@Plethorality]

nicely spotted.

[@Plethorality]

@@gabriel.brasileiro unpredictable. (i had to.)

[@Plethorality]

@@gabriel.brasileiro English is hard enough as a mother tongue! you did very well. and you are welcome, anytime : ) thank God that love and music are internatiional languages! xx

[@wagnerdemoraespinheiro7363]

Kkk nice

[@klaud1699]

@@wagnerdemoraespinheiro7363 😳

[@Nixplaystrombone]

The first one is how you memorise pieces quickly.

[@trinaq]

Indeed, it usually takes me a while to play without the book of sheet music in front of me! 🎶😉

[@luvsssuffiee.]

True.

[@FreeSkillsStyle]

You don't lol

[@yesbutreallyno3998]

Fun fact i can't play well while looking at the music I have over 25 sheets of music in my head

[@thesparkingpianist363]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5_Fkmlvq8Z-frM

[@Jumpy-Dragon]

1:33 as a drumline member in a marching band, I have the opposite problem. The director warms up the rest of the band forever, meanwhile were just chilling over in the back, "reviewing" our music and definitely not just looking at memes on our phones.

[@ludwig4029]

“books that can’t open” me: **laughs in virtual sheet music**

[@system_ai9248]

Cries in small screen

[@SKYDROIDE]

What's the name of the first piece? I forgot it

[@shadowflare99]

And the tablet lock by itself after 1 minutes of "inactivity"

[@ludwig4029]

@@shadowflare99 you can easily turn off auto lock lol

[@ludwig4029]

@@shadowflare99 waltz in e ♭ major i think

[@syrnin]

I don’t know how this guy just eats a burger while playing piano and keeps a straight face

[@Un1234l]

Lol. I brush my teeth and do the same

[@folkert2938]

@@Un1234l What? Youre eating a burger while brushing your teeth? Impressive

[@iLVxne]

I don't think that's wat they're tryna say but u do u 🗿🗿

[@luzmanhasif6071]

What song is that tho?

[@folkert2938]

@@luzmanhasif6071 Darude - Sandstorm

[@rodrflores]

Essa de errar só quando alguém olha é infalível. Sempre acontece!!! Hahaha ótimo vídeo. Parabéns. Vinheteiro cada vez mais criativo!! Ótimo trabalho!!

[@mrbarbosa1991]

Eu falho só quando alguém olha e quando não olha.

[@robertodepetro1996]

@@mrbarbosa1991 :-) :-) 🙂

[@dominickmiller9528]

I thought that the composed piece was quite nice actually.

[@guillaumebalaine6166]

Came here to say this

[@GraveUypo]

i felt personally attacked because that sounded something i might come up with, heh.

[@ivanbanan000]

The melody sounded very much alike some european edm. Avicii or Gigi dAgostino smth like that.

[@jordyv.703]

It's quite repetitive though. It sounds good at first, but gets annoying quickly

[@Quasihamster]

Lyrics: "I will now show to you what I have done I composed a song just 'cos it's fun. A melody rising soft like the Sun that will scorch you so you better... RUN!" (death metal part would be next)

[@gymnastoman1]

4:00 Eating a hamburger one handed while wearing a tux. Brave man

[@rayray8687]

…or a boring hamburger.

[@scottishhellcat]

I used to have a you tube video saved that had Condoleezza Rice sitting at the piano in a frilly dress, probably as a teenager, and her younger brother (at least he looked younger) standing beside the piano in a suit and bowtie turning the pages of the music. I love that clip. Condi and I are the same age so I get tickled that we both went through that Southern rite of passage that every girl takes piano lessons. You can find her on you tube playing the piano as an adult and she is awesome. At some point in her life she was going to be a concert pianist.

[@HenryZhoupokemon]

“Repeats the same measure but fails to improve” Never before have i been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with

[@rolandorzabal1955]

Me😩

[@joshiano6983]

Everybody: damn those pages don't turn by themselves Vintheiro: practices piano playing while staring into a camera😂 Thank you for inspiring me for my own Piano-KZbin Channel 😍 (and for playing backwards and upside down😉)

[@trinaq]

Haha, it's amazing how he can play all the right notes while staring at the camera the entire time! 😂

[@seanA416]

Just subscribed to your channel! I love the piano

[@SnickersEatsCookies]

he must be really familiar with the piano

[@TheOneAndOnlyOuuo]

@@trinaq Muscle memory. Pretty easy to do actually. Only takes around 10 years of practice. Then you can reliably play prima vista from sheet music.

[@nicolajones726]

@@seanA416 I just subscribed this weekend Ive binged watched all his videos😂😂😂

[@kingjames8283]

Oh dear, you nailed me at the 2:00 mark. I'm guilty that I cannot play without written music in front of me. So needless to say, I have hundreds of pages of sheet music and music books on the music rack and surrounding the piano all within easy reach. I envy players who can memorize huge libraries of music at the drop of a hat. While I used to play by ear, I lost the ability 38-years ago in a trauma brain injury accident which I had to relearn the piano and have relied on sight reading ever since to continue playing which is better than not playing at all. With the written music I can play for hours, take away the music then I'm only good for about 5-minutes.

[@SilentStone13]

When you're so talented that even faking a false note is hard, that's what i'll remember of this video

[@robertshrewsbury4241]

You had me laughing right away. Yes, there are things we learn over years and no one has an idea of the persistence it took to get to the result.

[@shotokan944]

This guy's videos are brilliant.

[@fabianorocharocha8447]

Parabéns lorde pela aquisição. Guerreiro venceu a guerra

[@gustavrsh]

Piano realmente maravilhoso

[@lucassales9485]

e é um Objeto, é? 😂

[@thesparkingpianist363]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5_Fkmlvq8Z-frM

[@carlux.mp4]

A professorinha do Pânico hahaha

[@Mathevs1962]

@@lucassales9485 sim

[@maki6149]

When people only wants to hear River flows in you...

[@karnaf1168]

I felt this when I play with my keyboard on school

[@andres_food167]

Everyone always ask me to play coffin dance, I can Play River too

[@jasonsummit1885]

If they ask for that, then give them the ragtime version of it instead.😂

[@UhmActually.]

WHAT THE FUCK LMAO

[@MrQhuin]

That's s win if you can only play River Flows in you

[@brendabelcher3197]

Always wanted to learn piano. Always impressed by someone who can, even when only using 2 fingers

[@danielbrito5196]

A PROFESSORINHA É LINDA HEIN LORDAO, TA DE PARABÉNS

[@josejoaquim.762]

Uma verdadeira champola dourada!

[@danilooliveira4324]

kkkkk

[@paulosilveira9851]

Isso quer dizer que não terá mais a Laura Kassab nos vídeos? 😫

[@inoirhoehrjunior8824]

@@paulosilveira9851 😭

[@thesparkingpianist363]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5_Fkmlvq8Z-frM

[@magewizz2661]

Muito bom Lordão, o senhor está produzindo vídeos da mais altíssima qualidade, você é um dos poucos guerreiros que lutam pela boa música!

[@Lord_Vinheteiro]

Valeu meu querido!

[@kiahpeace9090]

@@Lord_Vinheteiro ...you can speak multiple languages too ????? Or did you pop into the translation app?🤔

[@VieiraMCG]

@@kiahpeace9090 he is brazilian

[@kiahpeace9090]

@@VieiraMCG 😊thanks. Found this channel last week. Been really enjoying the videos. I've only just subscribed.

[@Must_not_say_that]

Love that one, makes mistakes when someone is looking! So true!

[@mprio4269]

2:47 Thank you for capturing my pain.

[@JunoMacLeod]

Finalmente Senhora Vinheteira, vulga Professora Helena mostrando o ar da graça!

[@alevalenzuela2756]

Éste pianista tiene mucho carisma aunque no hable, tiene mucha gracia. Bravo por este canal. No me pierdo ningún episodio. Saludos desde México.

[@haleykrokodilfreesheetmusi5298]

Let me add these to your list 🙂 - unlike all of the other instruments you can't bring a piano with you. So most of the time you play alone. Alone. Yes. - sheet music sliding down to the fingers like butter knifes while playing. - glissendos do hurt - the middle pedal is linked to 0 function on electric keyboards but still it's in our foot. Why the middle pedal ? - to give a check with KZbin analytics to its own piano videos and see that people still get bored really quick and only 10% remained 'til the end. - When you're about to play in front of the audience that piece you rehearsed for three months and in that particular day, you realize one or two sheets are missing. Obviously, most of the time they are the first and the last one. - people don't really care of what you are playing until you do Nyan cat or Mario Bros that is, for them, a strong proof of your skills. - food and other stuff falling down in between the keys - when playing in an ensemble then finally 99% of people did not hear any piano. - that good friend who pretends he can read the music and offers himself to turn the pages while I'm playing. Then you realize he doesn't turn any page, just being passive and distracted. - when you improvise something cool and then realize you don't know how to improvise and you did shit. - People who instantly become a pinao teacher and show you how you should play the "fur Elise" theme. - to realize after years of practice that playing the piano makes you more attractive is a scam. Yes so cool 😂😂😂

[@macacopedreiro214]

Liszt*

[@Garshanjf1067]

It's literally painful when no one hears to you when you play the piano. I say that because this happens to me sometimes. The fact that I practiced the piece for months and I'm really happy to present it to my family and they're just on their phones...🥲🤧💀and they just say:"yeah really well played "even though they didn't hear to me as I expected when I played for them.😂😂😂😫

[@nandasomma]

Que raiva.

[@affable.pebble]

Same here. Does anyone play a musical instrument in your family? In mine noone does so they are just kind of too musically naive to appreciate live music haha

[@Garshanjf1067]

@@affable.pebble my brother play's the violin but we both started two years ago. He started playing the violin and I started playing the piano. My mom played an instrument but she stopped playing. My dad had an instrument but he didn't play it he just like it. Yeah,my parents get sometimes annoyed when I play the piano but I keep playing. My mother says that I should play for her and I do it but sometimes I have the feeling that she doesn't listen to me( I mean what I play).😂🥲 it's kinda sad but I doesn't bother me that much. I play for myself and I think this is what matters but I also play for my family. It's just that they sometimes don't listen to what I play and this makes me sad.😕😂

[@thearm95]

I guess as a middling amateur (of which I am definitely one) the truth is no one _really_ wants to hear you play. How many people (especially in the internet age with master performances on tap) listen to an amateur struggle through one of the Chopin or Beethoven warhorses, despite the him/her having spent months or years preparing it for just such an occasion? So the question is why do it at all? For me I enjoy practicing and just 'performing' for myself, and when I do have an audience, even of one, I try to make sure it's a piece I know very well and not at all lengthy, and with some luck can play through with perhaps a couple of spots of beauty that just might make it worth hearing.

[@glassic1315]

All soooooooo true .....Thanks we all need reminders every once in a while!

[@basstone]

3:20 I'll have two Beethoven's No. 9, Dvorak's No. 9 large, Tchaikovsky's No. 6 with extra violins, Beethoven's No. 7, two Haydn's No. 45, one with Farewell and a large Clair De Lune.

[@deimosok2003]

underrated comment 😂

[@basstone]

@@deimosok2003 thanks. Just realised that timecode was wrong. )))

[@pretti-fish7519]

Seus vídeos são top de linha 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@MarcusVinicius-tm9ox]

Mas só uma coisa muito triste nisso, mais ou menos 9% do canal inteiro é brasileiro Obs o lord é brasileiro

[@Vin_012]

We dunno what yoh sayin

[@wan_kkkkkk]

@@Vin_012 ''your vids are awesome"

[@EmBreveVoltaraoSenhorJesus777]

@@MarcusVinicius-tm9ox um incentivo pra turma estudar inglês? Eu aprendi lendo dicionário, escutando música com a letra em mãos e jogando videogame, mas tive muitos efeitos colaterais, como vício na cultura anticristã e depressiva do rock, e tbm dos jogos cheios de enredos, idéias e filosofias pagãs (leia-se heresias, ou melhor, idéias satânicas disfarçadas e às vezes não tão disfarçadas assim). Eu iria sugerir um curso de inglês mais em conta, mas é difícil fugir da cultura mundana. Infelizmente não conheço pra indicar uma escola de inglês que tenha princípios cristãos..

[@EmBreveVoltaraoSenhorJesus777]

@Labirinth inglês tem alcance muito maior que português, amigo. Creio que esse deva ter sido o motivo de escolher o inglês como idioma para os vídeos.

[@woozihae]

0:14 THIS LITERALLY happened to me 😂 I was playing some hard pieces/songs on the keyboard during music club and a girl asked me after that "can you play [insert pop song]?" "You only play classical music" 😂 I mean I'm not that annoyed by it or frustrated really. I just found it pretty funny they asked that after I played lol

[@davidlopes8]

Então essa é a professora Helena? Parabéns, Lord! Nunca duvidei!

[@pedromidoes3349]

Ela mesmo , realmente o lordao é bom de xaveco

[@elsonpontes6773]

Uma Champola dourada.

[@eduardoluislinssales9001]

ela bonita mais a laura kassab era mt mais gata vei

[@danilolisboa2980]

Champolinha dourada

[@wilianbc]

Teve um dia no panico no estúdio antigo que ela.apareceu. @Vinheteiro estava lá e nem deu bola para ela. 🤭

[@trainliker100]

There's a lot of truth in this humor. One I could add, "Never play just after a blind kid at a piano recital". You just can't beat a blind kid. Just like old axiom for actors, "Never work with children or animals." But as far as talentless piano players go, I appreciate ALL who make any effort whatsoever on the instrument.

[@crayolafloc23]

2:28 - hm... I actually liked the song that was composed there... :)

[@Davi.Barreto]

Me too

[@VerwirrteMiauKatze]

"The Talentless Painist" was the funniest and also the most relatable for me. XD

[@Micky199797]

Pretty sure this is relatable to any instrument

[@lonestar4225]

I do love your videos and you are one of the best players I've ever seen! Thank you for all your work!!

[@miteshshah5994]

I as a piano player can assure you that every single one of the problems are true!!!(even the book one)

[@XenophonSoulis]

Especially the book one.

[@thirstyfrenchie3872]

@@XenophonSoulis I clicked on this comment to say the exact same thing. Touché.

[@swankeepers]

These are all so true. At one point, "between opportunities", I took a part-time job at a Kinko's, and I leveraged all of their equipment: hauled in all of my music books, chopped off the spines, and re-bound them with a spiral coil binding. NOW those blasted books lay flat!

[@johnopalko5223]

Right on the cover of the Dover _Franz Liszt Complete Hungarian Rhapsodies for Solo Piano_ it says, "Lay Flat Sewn-Binding." Yeah, sure. Tell me another one.

[@miteshshah5994]

@@XenophonSoulis ikr

[@Master8248.]

Vinheteiro: Calls Waltz in A minor boring Me: Guess I'll die

[@ryandouk1986]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gZ3JlGugiraInKc

[@Linnime]

Is it really Waltz in A minor? I've listened it in KZbin and I think they sound absolutely different...

[@bruh-wc1ol]

Omg i want to learn it too xd My dad says i should learn songs that will "entertain ppl"😞 It makes me kinda sad. I always reply - i dont care what they think, i like it which he taught me

[@bruh-wc1ol]

@@Linnime yes im pretty sure it is the begining

[@netroalex5209]

Aah, yes, someone who shares my sorrow

[@jungleebushcraft]

Man. Its the face!!!! Just killing. Beautiful.

[@joaodarocha86]

Atenção, meu professor de teclado sempre falou... Errar é amigo do artista, pois demonstra ao público que estamos tocando de verdade e não em playback!

[@jubylleu]

OMGGGG, não sabia que Vinheteiro tinha casado! Fico feliz que você encontrou sua Golden Champola 😍 Ela é linda! Aliás, vocês dois são!Felicidades e sucesso pra vocês 😍💐

[@fxaxb6837]

golden champolaKkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@alessbritish228]

@@fxaxb6837 explain joke please

[@ricardo.vichesi]

Como sabe que é a esposa dele?

[@ToddKuppiscano]

@ritish228 it was a joke that became a meme..once Lord said in podcast he was looking for someone , a very special someone he called like "champola dourada"..Champola or more precisely "xampola", is a very informal and soft word to describe the female genitalia.. So "golden champola" is almost like "golden pussy" 😁

[@RoninofRamen]

3:19 - OK, forget the piano playing. Eating a Big Mac, one-handed whilst not dropping a single shred of lettuce!? THAT'S TALENT.

[@commissioner01]

Too funny, but true 🤣. Another one is when you're on the piano playing a song and a kid comes up and starts putting their fingers on the keys playing some awful noise 🙉

[@CameraTim-DAMMITDOTcom]

I used to get that in playing piano in a school. After the first time I grabbed their hand, and made them play the bass line

[@Lucasrod373]

Congratulations on the beautiful wife Lordão best wishes to this great couple ❤️

[@pumagutten]

Not just a great piano player, but also a great comedian, he, he!👍

[@namegoesfirstthenlastname1785]

Oh, when someone's looking, even the camera makes me nervous, haha.

[@animilovich9563]

I found out I have awful stage fright during college. Went to play for my church, really easy going, played through it pretty well before church, go to start, hands start shaking and I fuck up SO BADLY.

[@patrickbomkoski9604]

Abraço Lordao, to juntando pra comprar seu curso de piano, grande valse blillante é minha favorita

[@hb-3462]

I've been listening and watching him for a while, he's a very talented piano player.

[@jojo212]

This is great! Loved it!! All true! How about when you have a pile of music books in which you have selected certain songs for your repertoire and while you are playing, people are going through your books to select songs you never played and are waiting for you to finish your piece, so you can play their request.

[@nicolajones726]

😂😂

[@cataskinqdom]

I miss him staring into our souls,

[@eueu2]

he's like the crow if you committed crimes

[@KobaltBlue680]

What’s the piece at 1:52

[@MadChristoph]

He still does that, you didn't notice

[@cataskinqdom]

lmao Ik he still does it but bits here and there not completely like he used to

[@zdravasa]

Love how talentend and funny you are.

[@alm2187]

2:52 What's boring about that composition? :-) Might not describe it as exciting. Fair to call it stirring, though, I'd say.

[@nathanclassified6364]

I would love to know its name

[@NowWeAreFree3]

@@nathanclassified6364 Raindrop Prelude by Chopin

[@ShadowCXC-ok4ff]

​​@@NowWeAreFree3| That's how people call it, it's Chopin's prelude Op. 28, No. 15

[@Aoeira]

Very nice video. Some of these were spot on. I would also add the sweaty fingers from nervousness or heat. Trying to do trills with them is quite impossible. PS Chopin's waltz in a minor is not boring 😢

[@vitale6633]

You've made the piano cool again ... LOL !!! Love your videos - an amazing sense of humor!

[@LetCas]

É real família o lord conquistou a professora Helena, nem acredito

[@paulosilveira9851]

Lordão encontrou a champola dourada! Agora é um soldado abatido

[@tiagocordeiro9114]

A professora Helena vai dar uma surra no Lordão quando perceber que ele está sem aliança em alguns takes.

[@filipe1833]

Essa é a esposa dele ?

[@thesparkingpianist363]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5_Fkmlvq8Z-frM

[@JoaoPedro-ol1lp]

uma bela champoula digassidipassagi

[@SnickersEatsCookies]

OMG THE BOOKS THAT CANT STAY OPEN SOMETIMES I JUST GET SO ANNOYED I LITERALLY HOLD THEM OPEN WITH MY FEET

[@eueu2]

wait u wat??

[@SnickersEatsCookies]

@@eueu2 📚 👣

[@batata2531]

Lol how

[@OJapaTerrorista]

How do you deal with the back pain?

[@anggirzkya7538]

Lol 😂

[@Satokensai]

Вы забыли ещё один немаловажный момент: пианино или рояль не кинешь в чехол за спину и не поедешь на вписку (party) к друзьям. И в лесу у костра не потеребишь клавиши рояля, распугивая комаров, потому что рояль в кустах это из другой оперы. Про поднять пианино на этаж без лифта - тоже известный винтажный мем. В общем не очень эргономичный инструмент.

[@undead_tuz]

você encontrou, é verdade. a champoola dourada. parabéns nobre cavaleiro, Sir Arthur Vinheteiro.

[@Dimitri1901]

you forgot "the drunk pianist"

[@KobaltBlue680]

What’s the song at 1:52

[@sia1302]

@@KobaltBlue680 😁

[@simpyoungyuk3885]

@@KobaltBlue680 Hey, Liszt.

[@animilovich9563]

Okay, but playing piano drunk is so much fun 🤣

[@CameraTim-DAMMITDOTcom]

Playing piano outdoors - wind blows sheetmusic off the stand in the middle of a song. Fortunately that was during practice. I pegged the sheets to cardboard for the performance. Lesson learnt at the right moment!

[@luisdavidcardenaschambilla6233]

Eres muy bueno tocando el piano , quisiera tocar algún día como tú , saludos desde Perú

[@derlingmotaabreu8514]

I really wanted to see him playing the Star Wars theme 😔

[@nilswegner2881]

Star wars is overrated.

[@derlingmotaabreu8514]

@@nilswegner2881 It's theme isn't.

[@gallionlion6388]

Finally he made a way for earning his livelihood through piano playing ...by making such videos

[@WillianMfranco]

3:22 essa música é linda, soa tão suave e calma nessas notas😍 Lord Vinheteiro é de mais, merece verdadeiro respeito e admiração, tenho 20 anos, mas amo músicas clássicas, não sou fã dessas modinhas de hoje em dia

[@tutorialesdepiano8356]

Se llama clair de lune de debussy

[@WillianMfranco]

@@tutorialesdepiano8356 Cara que música linda, tenho vontade de fazer faculdade de música, não pra ter essa faculdade no currículo, mas sim porque eu acho maravilhoso tocar

[@Dostoy_]

@@WillianMfranco Também curto muito, atualmente estou tentando aprender a tocar teclado por conta própria

[@leasgu]

clair de lune é linda mesmo

[@marcopinheiro3483]

Sim

[@israelduarte5483]

Problema 1: não ter uma champola dourada ao seu lado igual o Lord nos seus vídeos😢 Problema 2: Problema 1

[@victorvramos23]

O lord finalmente achou kkkkkkk

[@thesparkingpianist363]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5_Fkmlvq8Z-frM

[@gustavo4475]

Que champola

[@nicolasoliveira4903]

@@victorvramos23 Tá atrasado. Ele tem uma centena dessas, ele troca de vez em quando. Só olhar os outros vídeos.

[@victorvramos23]

@@nicolasoliveira4903 então a saga continua

[@МихаилНосов-ж3ч]

Спасибо, просто лучшее видео за полгода. Просмотрел штук десять на одном дыхании.

[@edwardblair4096]

How ironic. Immediately after wagging his finger for not playing Star Wars, KZbin ran a Disney+ ad. Vinheteiro can not have Disney in his video unless Disney inserts it involuntarily.

[@Hi11is]

And says "Cough!" up the royalties.

[@Mike_Toreno]

That dirty keyboard one needs a small change: Randomly wiping dirt with hands while playing

[@usageunit]

It me. Once I notice a piece of dust or a hair on the keyboard, I can concentrate on nothing else until it's gone. Luckily I can usually find some gap in the rhythm to flick it off without interrupting the flow.

[@XenophonSoulis]

Dirt and random hairs.

[@realpoutin9113]

4:10 this is the piece that I played at my grand father’s funerals when I was 11 yo 😭😭😂

[@LagartoChicloso]

@Brayden Valentine waltz in A minor chopin

[@joekim9790]

1:25 I’ve been playing piano for 14 years now. I remember spending a full MONTH on that one measure in Chopin’s Nocturne. I still mess it up every once in a while. You don’t know how true this was for me. Also I visibly cringed a little bit when you had the greasy hamburger in one hand while playing with the other.

[@patrickbomkoski9604]

Sera essa a dona da champola dourada? Todos torcemos por vc Lord

[@joaot.7923]

🤔

[@viniciussantos-gy6hs]

Sim, está é a champoula dourada.

[@Lxd2]

Sim, ele conseguiu, é ela

[@alexandrefg8922]

Nice golden champola, Lord. You deserve it.

[@jaquelynebalsani5980]

1:48 isso é ultrapassar todos os limites...

[@kalliboymusic]

Kakakakakka verdade

[@ygorsousa5142]

O cara é foda.

[@thesparkingpianist363]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5_Fkmlvq8Z-frM