Brazil: The Don'ts of Brazil

[@gogogomes7025]

As a brazilian i know that 99% of the comments will begin with "as a brazilian"

[@samuelbarbosadossantos247]

As a Carioca... KkkKK

[@SrNeoxNGT1kk]

@@samuelbarbosadossantos247 As a Caipira... Kkkk

[@leonardopab5]

LMAO Also, 99% of the comments will be Brazilians typing in English with other Brazilians!

[@samuelbarbosadossantos247]

@@SrNeoxNGT1kk Salve! KKKKK

[@samuelbarbosadossantos247]

@@leonardopab5 Desculpa-nos, KKKKKK

[@Jescake]

"The mosquitos are not a joke here" *Picture of a Jacaré* Porra que mosquitão hein, essa picada faz estrago meu amigo

[@okuu.gaming]

Legal que vc misturou tudo" "picture of a *JACARÉ*

[@ViniDio]

are not* Yeah, alligator's picture

[@mateusbarbosa4215]

Puta mosquitão shaahshas

[@danielvinicius5386]

Jaré

[@flines]

KKK

[@lucasbarbosa3335]

Alvo: possíveis turistas Público: 99% BR 😂 Ps: quem inventou o avião foi Santos Dummont

[@PaladinodoCerradooficial]

99,9% Hahahahaha

[@xxOnigiri99]

Claro, vai que ele tá falando mal do Brasil. Só a gente pode falar mal do Brasil

[@almapensante1194]

Esse cara tá fazendo todo hora símbolo do 666

[@cristalwaschbuger5284]

Ghhahahah

[@emonlevircni4617]

@@xxOnigiri99 Só a gente pode viver, xingar e elogiar o Brasil, se alguém de fora falar 1 "a" sequer sobre o Brasil, então pode ter certeza que esse cara vai apanhar.

[@rosao6997]

Here's another very important one: DON'T say anything bad about Brazil when talking to a brazilian. You will probably see a lot of brazilians making fun of their own countrie, but it doesn't mean you can do it too. It's like making fun of your family.

[@krautgazer]

Yes, this and also DON'T speak Spanish thinking it's Portuguese. These two are probably the most important things that the video hasn't covered.

[@-hello6177]

Oh boy I do like making fun of my family then

[@yago8151]

yeah, I agree

[@niconicolin]

-Hello. Now, imagine someone else saying bad things about your family

[@waspen2402]

é verdade

[@j-lon3564]

The best thing about this video are all of the comments from Brazilians talking to Brazilians in English.... Edit: thank you for the likes and I’m Brazilian btw.

[@Fr3AkFr3Ak]

We need some place to practice, unfortunately to this poor gringo.

[@riko5392]

That's the best part man

[@pot_ato1234]

@@Fr3AkFr3Ak i practice with gringos

[@hinospianoccb]

You know what? I wonder why every gringo says almost no one in Brazil speaks other languages LOL that's interesting

[@GiulianoEriston]

Kkkkkk

[@vadimzdonutube]

Don’t assume people in Brazil speak Spanish, the language is Portuguese.

[@Nuevomexicano]

Portugese is just French Spanish

[@nosferatuoddz7974]

@@Nuevomexicano No, it's Mediterranean Russian

[@tosht2515]

@vadimzdonutube Yup. It's good thing Mark went into detail about that on his Don't #4. *_"Portuguese, Portuguese, Portugese."_*

[@vadimzdonutube]

NM duke no it’s not

[@itsjustme4848]

Continental Portuguese sounds like Russian. Brazilian not so much.

[@byul2081]

Sempre tive vontade de visitar o Brasil Não, pera...

[@drogadepc]

Gênio

[@lukas-fm3qv]

Lol

[@DormirJamais]

Eu tb..

[@emonlevircni4617]

Cara, uma vez eu fui ao aeroporto pra viajar, aí eu cheguei e disse: Quero uma passagem para o Brasil; e a moça respondeu: Infelizmente não será possível te fornecer essa passagem; eu perguntei o porque e ela respondeu: Porque nós já estamos no Brasil. Naquele dia eu voltei chorando porque eu não conseguir ir para o Brasil, triste. :(

[@lukas-fm3qv]

@@emonlevircni4617 tá!

[@Sniper9Factory]

As a Brazilian it makes me so happy to hear that Brazil is your favorite country to visit

[@maksimilianbauer5129]

Obviously, he was just being polite... no one likes your shithole 🤗

[@jamesmack3314]

Haha! That's harsh..but even so the woman are definitely liked!!

[@edthetrucker5099]

@@maksimilianbauer5129 facts

[@edgehc3193]

@@maksimilianbauer5129 hahaha just because people from your country are fat and ugly are you mad? Hahahaha loser

[@edgehc3193]

@@edthetrucker5099 envy

[@cenzala22]

The real reason why people don't stop at red lights at night: Afraid of getting robbed while waiting alone in the dark

[@spooky_electric]

@@siriemapantanal6894 I don't live in Brasil, so I can't speak on how accurate your statement is, but why did you snap on the guy like that? He didn't mention race, he just said people get robbed. "Get real" is kind of aggressive for the little he said.

[@carolv8450]

Same in some American cities.

[@siriemapantanal6894]

@@carolv8450 But American from which country in America? AMERICA is so big , you know ... It is an entire continent since 1507, pay attention to the year, a very important detail, composed of 37 countries. Specify which country in America these cities are located, please. I am curious.

[@carolv8450]

Siriema Pantanal New York City/Miami Florida. Major big cities in USA.

[@siriemapantanal6894]

@@carolv8450 Right in the United States. Because AMERICAN refer to all people and countries of AMERICA, an entire continent since 1507, composed of 35 countries. I think you meant US cities.

[@akenji47]

As a Brazilian, i see zoeira demasiada on these comments

[@myself-ow7ji]

Zuera never dies

[@kuroon7553]

About the traffic lights. Here in Rio, after around 10 pm, you can run past the red light because it's actually dangerous to stop at it because of the violence. During the day it's usually respected, but after 10pm, we really don't stop at red lights. If you rented a car, you shouldn't either.

[@mrcarioca8046]

Rio de janeiro is the Siria of Brazil

[@mobili2]

In fact Rio is safer than the entire Northeast and North region

[@mrcarioca8046]

@@mobili2 No, depends of the city and state

[@giovaniarqueiro7994]

Levei uma dura em Teresópolis semana passada porque estou acostumado a fazer isso no Rio

[@mobili2]

@@mrcarioca8046 No, look on the criminal statistics and you'll see you're wrong. Cities on the North and Northeast easily can have 70+ murders per 100.000 inhabitants. Here in Rio state only 3-5 cities have numbers like these. By the way, we have recent publishes about it on this year. You should really see it.

[@JacobChardBRA]

i watched your first video about Brazil before I went to Brazil. Now I am fluent in Portuguese and Brazil is my favourite country too.

[@woltersworld]

That is awesome to hear! Cool!

[@sincity5268]

how did you learn?

[@JacobChardBRA]

@@sincity5268 I did a lot of learning on youtube, professor jason (spanish & portuguese) great youtuber and I learnt a lot of the basics from him. I learnt the most from living in the country for almost a year. That is the best way.

[@iGabSchiavon]

"don't expect things to happen quickly, the more you go up north the more pacience you are going to need" claramente dizendo que baiano é tudo preguiçoso

[@williamfelipe7220]

kkkkkkkkk Meeeee, Ao vivo

[@timebomb17]

HAUAHAUAHAUAHUA

[@marcosgonzales7682]

E ta errado?

[@michaelsilva6989]

Preguiça de baianor é tão foda que é reconhecida internacionalmente perdi

[@deivisony]

Sou baiano e... Pra q discutir né!? Vou arrear a ripa e deitar na rede msm

[@d-1ochatodopedaco240]

Some advices who're coming to Brazil: 1- take the tripe of attention to everything you're carrying 2- every single thing is a motive to make a joke :) 3- do not speak Spanish, for the love of God do not speak Spanish 4- take a shower/bath once or twice per day 5- the repellent doesn't work so well, in this case prepare yourself to a good mosquito hunting.

[@d-1ochatodopedaco240]

@@ariazzi3692 we'll just say: We don't speak Spanish

[@Haroldgg6]

@@ariazzi3692 Well, nothing. But if u don't know portuguese, but u know a little of spanish, u can try it. I'm sure 70% of the brazilians, understand a little bit of spanish.

[@eduardomalucista]

@@ariazzi3692 we don't speak spanish, so when someone assumes we speak it, we get really angry.

[@apenasmaisumdiogo.7115]

Speaking spanish in Brazil is like speaking German in United States.

[@supp8483]

@@apenasmaisumdiogo.7115 actually, we brazilians can understand an ok chunk of spanish because both these languages are similar, tho it's just basic spanish

[@ninivlr]

Objetivos: turistas Obstáculos: brasileiros amadores da nação

[@brunoquentao]

e haters da nação tbm vem infelizmente

[@niveaaquino9670]

@@brunoquentao mas vai falar mal do Brasil pra tu ver se tem hater que não vire patriota!

[@lanussolucas]

@@niveaaquino9670 ninguém odeia o brasil odeia o que torna ele ruim tipo uns certos políticos por ai

[@niveaaquino9670]

@@lanussolucas Mas não foi eu quem disse que as pessoas odeiam o Brasil LOL

[@kezia.333]

Acho que a palavra amador não se encaixa na sua frase, seria melhor usar amantes, mas somos livres, use a palavra que você quiser

[@jovem1358]

Brazilian: Time to watch some youtube YEAH! *Video has brazil in the name* *Brazilian: OPA! HORA DE ZUA OS COMENTÁRIOS!*

[@nocteraeterna2200]

Ne não, bixo??? Tava aqui vendo o cara dizer pros maluco não falar d política Deixa falar Vê a treta acontecer Joga o pedaço d pal no meio e fica vendo o povo se arrebentar

[@chapado78]

É Obrigatório zuar

[@matheusavezzani2185]

@@nocteraeterna2200 negocio é ver o circo pegar fogo

[@nocteraeterna2200]

Matheus Avezzani tu é dos meu, brother Ainda joga gasolina

[@ilovesushi7311]

@@nocteraeterna2200 ksksksksk

[@MarianaFalcaoPrado]

HERE IS A DONT WHEN COMING TO BRAZIL: DONT TALK ABOUT POLITICS RIGHT NOW. ITS TOO CRAZY.

[@Rogerino]

OIE

[@sylvierose2799]

Infelizmente

[@nocteraeterna2200]

Mano, fica quieto Deixa os cara treta Pega pipoca e assiste o mundo pegar fogo, vei A breja gelada o pal comendo e os cara rindo Essa é a essência desse país

[@lionpivotz]

Always was

[@franciscoguinledebarros4429]

Elections won at 60 vs 40 percent, WOHOOOO THE COUNTRY IS SPLIT IN HALF

[@krugmeister7301]

Portuguese and Brazilian Portuguese Are Not ALWAYS the Same....It's like Quebec French vs French from France...

[@TheSupaclean]

its Portuguese all day! you can say #brazilian, but Brazilian is not a native tongue. Native tongue is Portuguese!

[@davo1822]

Carlos Krueger as a Portuguese speaker who lives in Quebec. Yes. I agree totally.

[@jeanmichel5723]

@@TheSupaclean no one said you should call it "brazilian", he just said there are differences

[@DarkusObscurius]

@@TheSupaclean More or less, our Brazilian portuguese is very different, we use some words you don't, and for an Braziliand understanding you tugas it's very strange and a lil hard, specially for northeasterns like myself. You speak too fast.

[@noltarferior]

Ok we do have our differences but, it is still Portuguese, ou seja parem de frescura caralho bando de gente chata

[@torugho]

"Eat food you don't know" * Shows picture of bananas *

[@falaguria...7095]

Gringos; :0

[@eudeallstar]

A gente tem VÁRIOS tipos de bananas que eles nem sonham :D

[@MikaelEVitoriaa]

Hauhsuabsja

[@jeffersonesteves4759]

HAHAHAHA

[@slightlyaboveaverage2235]

@@falaguria...7095 Call me a gringo one more time...

[@joaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoao]

and DO NOT slam the car's door

[@littlelady9801]

"QUEEEEEEEBRA FILA DUMA ÉGUA"

[@leandrocesar5487]

"Tem geladeira em casa não infeliz?"

[@GO-fl6cr]

Hahahahahha

[@niconicolin]

Só se for do táxi

[@EnricoRechden]

YES!!!!

[@brunoglopes]

No one has a problem with using the 👌🏼, it’s only offensive when you’re already arguing with someone. Anyway, no matter the situation, the middle finger is still much worse!

[@pabloreis47]

J

[@furiech]

True. 👌is read as "TOP", but not like in english. Top in Brazil is the equivalent of "cool" and "nice".

[@Pedro-vv4iu]

Yeah, this sign thing don't actually means anything, and it's not offensive, it's just that only a few people use this (well it can mean "ok") ... It's just like the guy above said ..

[@pabloreis47]

@@Pedro-vv4iu aqui na minha região isso é mandar alguem tomar no cú, isso é uma ofensa muito grave...

[@pabloreis47]

@@Pedro-vv4iu mais varia de região a região...

[@lucascoutinhopires3460]

As a brazilian,, I'm kinda proud of this video. Thanks man!

[@horseplop9]

Lucas Coutinho Pires Mark is Awesome. And he really tries his best. I think he lived there for quit some time if I’m not mistaken

[@carpediem5008]

It does not take too much for making a brazilian happy.

[@lucascoutinhopires3460]

@Romano Guimarães mas é o que acontece. É certamente a língua mais falada no mundo ocidental. Eles estão (mal) acostumados com isso e são raros os estadunidenses que aprendem uma segunda língua. Acho que esse aviso é voltado pra maioria dos turistas americanos que realmente nao falam outra lingua, mas o cara, ao contrário, tenta mandar um português "cerveja bem geladinha", etc e sempre recomenda que se aprenda ao menos algumas palavras da língua do país pra onde vai

[@hlynnkeith9334]

I can confirm that 1) time is treated differently in Brazil and that 2) traffic lights are just decorations and that 3) speaking Portuguese will get you treated better. My first time in Brazil, I showed up speaking fluent Portuguese. All the other gringos had their bags open for inspection. I spoke to the agent in Portuguese. Made a difference. I got passed through customs without inspection.

[@ajvf97]

Good for you, man. My second time in Brazil was three months ago. Although I'm not fluent in Portuguese, I am fluent in Spanish, and those two languages sound similar. I still made the effort to learn Portuguese before I came to Brazil. It was a big help. I was even in one tour group where the tour guide and other members spoke only Portuguese. Strangely enough, I was still able to understand most of what he said, and meet the group back at the meeting point and the scheduled time, so we could all get back on the bus. As I was in Brazil during Copa America, there were fans and tourists from Spanish speaking countries. I spoke Portuguese and Spanish more than I did my native English during my trip.

[@hlynnkeith9334]

@@ajvf97 My first time in Brazil, we stayed in a residencia. Long story short, I translated German from a drunk guest to the desk clerk who spoke only Portuguese. German was my second language. Portuguese was -- lessee -- my fifth (I do not admit that I speak French). I had just returned from a Brazilian lunch -- 2 carafes of pinga -- which made the translation more of a challenge. I recall buying Saturday lunch for 8 with 2 rounds of drinks in the restaurant of a downtown hotel in Sampa for US$55. With generous tips. (Got big smiles and obrigado/obrigada from all the service staff.) Historical digression: There was a Lusophone conference in Sampa (?) in 1911. I read a paper from that conference. The thesis was that before he finagled Isabella into hocking her jewels to finance his expedition, Christopher Columbus sailed with the Portuguese. The evidence was circumstantial, but it persuaded me. So Columbus was not sailing into the unknown. On his voyages with the Portuguese, he had sailed beyond the Azores to the Leeward Islands. He KNEW land was there. Anyway, I found it an interesting bit of scholarship. Haven't seen anything like it in the English-speaking world.

[@BlueCR055]

That means you are a Brazilian at heart.

[@hlynnkeith9334]

@@BlueCR055 Verdade. Meu corpo é alemão, minha cabeça é americana, mas minha alma é brasileira.

[@4strength4stamleatherbeltl78]

Stopping at a red light at night means exponentially increasing you chances of getting car jacked. Just the ugly truth here.

[@TaylorShuffle]

If you speak spanish like assuming we speak it, well, you're in trouble lol

[@gengis737]

If you speak spanish, just change "ll" to "ch", "ão" to "ón", "v" to "b", "eu" to "io" and you will understand most of portuguese.

[@empoxx7054]

@@gengis737 Não necessariamente. Não são todas as palavras que você pode usar essa regra, junto as conjugações do verbo tb

[@jaaoziin15]

If they speak spanish, we'll get 90% of what they say. That's it. No tourist come to Brazil thinking it's a spanish speaking country. They'll obviously search a little about the country before making such a travel.

[@TaylorShuffle]

João Victor this is a video exactly showing how tourists assume we do understand spanish but you’re saying they don’t? Lol wtf Bro, i even met people who thought there were monkey and onças walking on Sao Paulo streets. And they were some rich ppl, not some ppl who couldn’t search before talking.

[@jaaoziin15]

@@TaylorShuffle but yeah, we do understand some Spanish, so they were right.

[@atalaiajurubeba8984]

"The mosquitoes are not a joke" starts showing a Alligator. Gringos: :O

[@alessandervictor6695]

Kkkkkkkkkk

[@TheAvsouto]

De um crocodilo até dá para fugir, mas nos lagos da Bahia é impossível sair sem ser comigo vivo. Os bicos tacam o fodasse para o repelente

[@Marco-mu5ih]

KKKKKKKK

[@ChristinaGrileira]

KKKKKKKKKK

[@user-rv9um5xc3r]

Actually, most of ours are caymans, not alligators. This is not even considered a mistake since everyone accepts both words, but technically South America is full of caymans and North America is full of alligators.

[@BlueCR055]

If you feel comfortable being in Brazil, you are a Brazilian born abroad and you will be regarded as one of us.

[@emonlevircni4617]

Muito bom ver a nossa ordem crescendo e não diminuindo.

[@OGButterlord]

I feel comfortable in Porto Alegre 😌

[@RioMuc]

I love Brazil and the Brazilians and feel very comfortable when I'm there, despite the differences to my home country. The only thing I don't like is being called gringo! I just hate this word, because it's mostly used in a pejorative way. It's like "Gringo" = naive, dumb, easy to cheat, etc.

[@krautgazer]

@@RioMuc I totally get you. I'm Brazilian and I don't usually use that word for foreigners but I just want to say that that's not always the case. It depends on how you use it, the tone, the context... It can even be used affectionately. But yeah, I've seen lots of people using it in a pejorative way as well, so that's why I don't use it. If you don't mind me asking, where are you from and which cities have you visited here? Cheers!

[@RioMuc]

@@krautgazer Hi John, thank you for your reply to my comment. Ich bin deutscher aus München. :-) Já fui ao Brasil pelo menos 23 vezes e inclusive morei e estudei no Rio de Janeiro por quatro anos. Conheço Fortaleza, Recife, Salvador, São Paulo, Ouro Preto, Belo Horizonte e outras cidades em Minas Gerais. Mas como morei no Rio de Janeiro, é esta a cidade que conheço melhor. Inclusive outras cidades no estado do Rio de Janeiro. Nos últimos anos não fui mais ao Brasil por várias razões, mas continuo amando o país. Te desejo um feliz Natal!

[@bibowhoffman457]

Eu sou uma garota simples: eu vejo "Brazil", eu assisto.

[@kamen6009]

E eu sou um garoto simples: eu vejo "garota" comentando,eu ja quero comer

[@bibowhoffman457]

@@kamen6009 Misericórdia 😂 Hiperssexualidade é tratável.

[@atlztico]

@@kamen6009 KKKKKKKK

[@l.c.8183]

@@kamen6009 eitaa babaca assediando a moça nos comentários

[@User-jr7vf]

Vc é uma moça simples, que traduz comentários para o português rsrs

[@DouglasDeLima82]

Somethings are not accurate. In São Paulo (the largest city) you’ll get a quicker service than New York. I can assure you that. People here are always in a hurry.

[@marioghioneto1275]

Exactly, eu Moro em São Paulo e tudo acontece muito rápido, exceto o trânsito... (I live in São Paulo and everything happens so quickly, except for the traffic...)

[@ViniciusSC10]

And you get better service here in São Paulo than in NYC

[@Lucas-zd9yn]

he said the farther you travel north, Sao Paulo is south.

[@biastar25]

A galera de NY parece que tá mal humorada o tempo todo e te atende com muita má vontade. O atendimento em SP é mais rápido que em NY

[@bundasarts]

@@Lucas-zd9yn É verdade. Aqui em Porto Alegre o atendimento comercial é mais rápido tb, principalmente porque os atendentes não tentam te contar a história da vida deles (sério, de taxista a padeira, todo mundo tentava puxar papo em SP). Mas eu não tenho certeza se ele queria dizer atendimento comercial ou burocracia no vídeo.

[@Pedro-rk9xk]

dont say "bolacha" in Rio or "biscoito" in São Paulo

[@layerp]

Yeah, someone will correct you passive-agressively If they can understand you, obviously

[@PERSAN11]

Biscoito>>

[@lovogel9588]

Nice tutorial kkkk

[@ilovebrazil5280]

Tá ao contrário

[@lovogel9588]

@@ilovebrazil5280 oq ta ao contrário?

[@anotherguy4178]

Full of Brazilians down there, proceed with caution.

[@gabrielneves1970]

Lmao

[@JCRS92]

Hehehehe.... 😏

[@Douglascaina]

Protip: if you see 2 guys in a bike, run 😂

[@deborahcmo]

or motorcycle

[@myself-ow7ji]

On point

[@rrafaelpaz]

Se for com camisa do corintians ou flamengo, ai ja morreu kkkkk

[@guilhermegoldman]

@@rrafaelpaz se você consegue saber o time, já é tarde demais.

[@someone-sp3sg]

see 2 guys in a motorcycle 😂😂

[@ThirtyThreeHipHop]

Brazil, is on my short list. This Channel introduced me to Salvador Bahia as a destination outside of Rio and Sao Paulo to visit! Thanks...

[@RaphaelSmith_84]

That´s cool. I was born in Bahia and I can recommend that you also take a look at Mangue Seco and Morro de Sao Paulo. They're awesome beach/island close to Salvador.

[@ThirtyThreeHipHop]

@@RaphaelSmith_84 Thanks, will do. Suggestions Appreciated. Thats what this community is all about.

[@youriefavre9003]

Just Google it: Lençóis Maranhenses

[@mapasinterativos2796]

Salvador and Bahia or São Luis and Maranhão are more interesting to visit than Rio-São Paulo.

[@ThirtyThreeHipHop]

@@youriefavre9003 definitely seems off the beaten path. No youtube videos in English. That says alot.

[@youriefavre9003]

I'm going to Brazil in July, can't wait for it

[@drogadepc]

I hope you enjoy visiting my country.

[@youriefavre9003]

@@drogadepc Actually I've been to Brazil many times before. I'm half Brazilian and it's always good to go there when I can

[@jeancarlo1367]

Are you Franco- brasileiro?

[@youriefavre9003]

@@jeancarlo1367 Swiss and Brazilian. Também posso falar português ;)

[@jeancarlo1367]

@@youriefavre9003 legal cara !!! Pode me ajudar com o Francês?

[@daPvta]

Protip: the ã in "pão de queijo" sounds like the "o" in "some" or "done"

[@ツ尺ムキム乇レ]

Pau de queijo é foda

[@Fr3AkFr3Ak]

@@ツ尺ムキム乇レ Prato predileto dos mineiros, nunca pode faltar um sedinho kkkk

[@LKBeatbox]

Even the "u" in "fun"

[@lucaswarkentin1]

gabriel barbosa opa quer beber alguma coisa?

[@Fr3AkFr3Ak]

@@lucaswarkentin1 Café sempre

[@pedrohenriquecontente332]

Target audience: European people that want to visit Brazil Actual audience: B R A Z I L I A N S

[@SrNeoxNGT1kk]

Oh men I laugh so much when you said "pal de queijo" I know that's difficult to make the nasal sounds it's kinda for us make the Th sound.

[@mechamedeamigo3984]

Pal means dick lmao

[@darkzinha666]

Endeed.. hahahaha

[@emonlevircni4617]

@@mechamedeamigo3984 Não explica pra ele não, imagina ele dizer pros amigos: "Eu quero pal", Hahahaha.

[@yuri-nt3np]

Cheese dick AHUAHAUHAUAHAUAUA eu amo esse país

[@severketorskeleton3759]

@@mechamedeamigo3984 pau*

[@Aruk02]

As a brazilian, I am a brazilian

[@arlingtonguy54]

Yes, don’t touch those exposed wires while under the shower spray. It was an electrifying experience when I did! If a Brazilian says they will meet you at a certain time, it means he will start getting ready at that time. First he will get something to eat, then take a shower then maybe a drink. Calma!

[@PrinceOfPersiaCollector]

man! You are lucky for being alive! 😮

[@gmourao]

Yeah. Can be true. But don't generalize

[@arlingtonguy54]

Yes that was a generalization and not always true. I adore the laid back friends I made in Salvador and Sergipe.

[@kaleorj]

Actually in Rio de Janeiro there’s a law that says you don’t need to stop at the traffic lights from 00:00 til 5Am

[@bellagsilva762]

I'm not sure if it's in the whole country, but in my city (Juiz de Fora, in the state of Minas Gerais) we also don't need it

[@camilaalbi]

great tips, but although the most of people use a "canga", you can use your beach towel if you want to, no one will care about it.

[@fabieine]

Me and my boyfriend traveled from South to North of Brazil last summer! That was amazing!

[@oco5863]

:-) thx

[@Jessica-pp8ks]

Saudades do meu brasilzão

[@housequakeb6866]

I visited Brazil for my 30th birthday and based on my experience, this video is pretty accurate 👍

[@leonardoreis6226]

I absolutely love how passionate this man is about Brazil! It made my day.

[@kojimayuhay]

I love how excited he gets when he starts to talk about our food, yeah man, I live here and I totally agree with your excitement

[@ivecarolinedearaujo3945]

I have to say that you’re really good at what you do. Everything you said about Brazil is 100% accurate. The slowness up in the North drives me crazy!!! I’ve been to Amsterdam recently and had watched all your videos about Netherlands before traveling. It was if I could hear you speaking as I was there exploring the city. Your videos are great!

[@Blankult]

You can use the OK sign, but not for an equivalent of "yes", we usally use it ironically alright 👌

[@bZLxcz]

Or to play the "olhou tomou" game

[@FatalityScouter15]

@@bZLxcz that's a classic.

[@panickbee]

Has 3 meanings :v

[@davemack1946]

I'm going to Brazil in December, thank you for this video, I'll make sure to lay on the canga

[@drogadepc]

What part or what parts of Brazil are you visiting this december?

[@davemack1946]

@@drogadepc Manaos (Amazon area) and Rio. I'd like to see Salvador too but I ain't sure if I'll have time

[@AliArt]

The best tip I have for you is to please travel to as many states as possible and from each state if you can go to different cities do that as well, you will see each place has its own culture, way of talking, behavior, popular music, food EVERYTHING I say that as living in the South, Rio Grande do Sul and as an example, if you're in Porto Alegre and go to Gramado or Canela you will see a major difference, and they are so very close to one another... I see the differences here from city to city and hope I can travel to as many states and cities of Brazil as I can in my lifetime.. it's like every inch has it's own unique personality, so go to as many places as you can and you will always have new things to learn and see 💜

[@Violant3]

The DO's of Bazil: 1º PLEASE COME TO BRAZIL

[@woltersworld]

Sempre!

[@loonaloopd]

Vou para o Brasil em Dezembro, tomara que eu goste! Não pera... Eu sou Br...

[@supp8483]

There should be a bigger enphasis on: "... they wil joke about EVERYTHING..." (depending on occasion) Black people jokes, white people jokes, gay jokes, fat jokes, you'll hear 'em (tho, still play safe, of course there will be those dislikes these)

[@gmourao]

And it's a felony with jail time to make gay/black jokes

[@brockgadao415]

You forget warning to not make topless that's not allowed in Brazil

[@esousaj]

WTF? Eu sou brazilian kkk vc é?

[@marceladelbianco7195]

I'm a Brazilian but this guy knows more information about my country than me.

[@sculpturesrocks9467]

Thanks man, I really appreciate your passion about Brazil. It's my country and I really like when someone having a good time!

[@ECESW]

Loved my time in Brasil. I was moslty in BH, but never noticed driving through red lights at night.

[@brunxcardster]

I'd say this thing with "driving through red lights" only happens in empty places without night life (usually after midnight), nor homes or any kind of store, like old downtowns. Maybe a dangerous neighboorhood/ghetto. For the truth's sake, I only saw this thing happening sometimes in São Paulo. People usually respect the red light, however it's good to stay alert.

[@gmourao]

If you do that in BH you get ticketed by cameras.

[@nikonfan2407]

My favourite food was in Bahia. I remember eating at a restaurant there and being given this small bowl of green picantè sauce with my food which was deliciously spicy. The waitress was shocked when we had finished our food and I had eaten all of this sauce. She said to us she didn't think I would eat it as I'm European and white and because it was so spicy. My wife speaks Portuguese had to explain to her that I'm British and used to spicy food. This made me very proud of myself :) Another tip for travelling in less touristy parts of Brazil is prepare to have to explain yourself if you're vegetarian (like myself). It's not so common there to not eat meat and many restaurants think that chicken is vegetarian friendly and don't think you're safe with a bean salad because it probably has bacon in it😃

[@drogadepc]

It's because there are people here that call themselves vegeterians just because they don't eat meat.

[@VivaTunita]

oh yes ACARAJE is a hell of a treat! cheers from Uruguay :)

[@RioMuc]

Thanks for this video! It was very precise without any bad comments about Brazil. Just the reality. Nice to hear you love this country. I do too.

[@BafemousGoat]

Tip: If you are in Minas Gerais and need to say a word that you doesn't know or have forgotten, say "trem" instead

[@palasathena584]

Trem = train 🚂

[@amirkobrosly2884]

i feel happy when semoone say good things about Brazil

[@ghofraneghabi8474]

Are you brasilain?

[@smithtravels5939]

You forgot one thing ! NEVER show up on time because you will always be too early in Brazil lol

[@WillHal1000]

That's the dam verdade! LOL

[@john4049]

As a punctual man living in Brazil, I cried a tear.

[@MatheusKlSch]

Not true for southern Brazil. Here you are expected to be on time

[@john4049]

@@MatheusKlSch Southern Brazil is like another country entirely. People are much more polite and civilized, so much that I plan on moving there eventually.

[@MatheusKlSch]

@@john4049 avoid Porto Alegre pls

[@timmmahhhh]

It's on my bucket list to go and enjoy as much Bossa Nova as I can find.

[@eragon4249]

I have applied to Study Abroad for a year in Brazil, it has always been my dream. Your videos bring forth excitement for such an experience.

[@yoshimimiyata]

Mark, YOU are fantastic! Such energy and passion when you talk about Brazil are contagious and you make each Brazilian who watches you feel proud of our country. Because of you yesterday I went to Mercado Municipal in 25 de março region! Thank you for your channel.

[@tosht2515]

A little recency bias when filming this, eh Mark? I love how much you love Brazil. 👍 Oh and that capoeira footage always brings a smile to my face. It's my all-time favorite Wolters World clip...well top three perhaps. 😉

[@antrondemeritte5373]

I absolutely love Brasil. In fact, my picture is of me hang gliding in brasil haha. Ive been there 3x already and will be making another trip there next year.

[@VitorHugo-mt8jc]

Very great video, we Brazilians all love a Pau de Queijo!

[@drogadepc]

*Pão de queijo

[@viniciusparrini739]

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Pau de queijo

[@john4049]

@@drogadepcacho que foi de propósito. Lol

[@jonasalex80]

Dude, You love Brazil more than I do! A lot of passion in Your words! Must be because I'm stuck here for the last 35 years...

[@rodrigps]

Aside from your (always) spot-on tips, it’s so cool to see your genuine kindness towards our country. Wolters family will always be welcome in Brazil!!!

[@helwyrsilva1001]

Brazil dont have donts everything is possible...

[@DouglasDoMetal]

rules: there are no rules

[@pedrosabino8751]

Notthing is true, everything is permitted.

[@vitorrayan1]

That's the thing i hate the most about this country...and the thing that makes me love it

[@soniaalmeida3443]

What????? Are you serious? Fale por vc mesmo!!

[@FatalityScouter15]

That's kinda true. xD

[@arthas236]

Nunca entendi esse negocio de que o sinal de "ok" e algo ruim, nunca conheci ninguém que achou ruimkkkk aqui pra mim significa "ok" ou "top"

[@____trazluz____9804]

Deve depender da região

[@douglasanjos42]

Depende da situação. Ele pode ir de um ok, pra um top ou até mesmo vai tomar no c#.

[@bundasarts]

Deve depender da região. Já fiz um desenho de um personagem meu fazendo "ok" e um amigo meu entendeu como "Ok" e outro como "teu cu" XD o primeiro de SP e o segundo de MG.

[@PrinceOfPersiaCollector]

Uai. É simples: 👌 o polegar e o indicador formam uma rosca.

[@deborahcmo]

Acho que o que ele fez costuma ser diferente do que a gente faz, é mais estranho

[@brunnapenariol]

Brazilian here: Great video! But not every place has a ton of mosquitos.

[@triky5384]

What city or place would you say it's the best to visit in Brazil for the first time? one that would bring the total Brazilian experience on a short period of time (let's say 10 days)

[@pedropatury8039]

triky5384 Brazil it’s a really huge country and it’s impossible to get the full Brazilian experience in only 10 days and it also depends what kind of tourism u wanna do and when u wanna go there. The northeast has really nice beaches and it’s really fun in December,January and February the southeast has the cities of Rio de Janeiro, São Paulo and Belo Horizonte that are great, the north has the amazon rainforest and a very distinctive culture, the Central-West has the Pantanal and it’s great for ecotourism and there is also the capital Brasília the south is the coldest part of Brazil it has a lot of German influence and a very distinctive culture as well it’s not a very tropical place though. For ur first time here I would probably recommend u to go to the southeast and the northeast during the end of December and beginning of January the New Years in Brazil is really great and there is some really nice parties in isolated beaches all over the country but mainly in the northeast.

[@jamesmack3314]

Let me make it simple...where's the best place to meet ladies?! And I don't speak Portuguese!!😱

[@lus4582]

@@triky5384 Balneário Camboriú, Salvador, São Paulo.

[@tbppuglia]

​@@triky5384 Like someone else said, it's a huge country, mate. There's no such a thing as THE total Brazilian experience, there are many different Brazilian experiences. If you don't have much time, I would suggest going to one city in the Northeast, one in the Southeast and one in the South. If you really want to go see the Amazon, then pick a city in the North, like Manaus, and if you really want to see the Swamps, go to the State of Mato Grosso do Sul.

[@c4isscared]

Learning how to live in Brazil being a Brazilian is a mood

[@KeithApp]

I'm travelling around Brazil for 12 days from 9 February 2023. Really looking forward to it. I'll be sure to check out your content in the coming weeks for some inspiration in planning this trip.

[@LuizHenrique730]

lots of shots from my hometown, Ouro Preto ❤️

[@Stealerwolf]

For those who are considering to make a trip to Brazil, the country is not just São Paulo and Rio de Janeiro. In the south they have great places to visit. One of the best is the city of Gramado which is located in the state of Rio Grande Do Sul. The city is a must go!

[@mirxtrail]

@ Wolters World - Mark, the fruit shown at 4:51 is called jackfruit. It is also fairly common in my island home Jamaica that was featured recently 😁

[@pedrovillar-robotica-cirur8060]

I am Brazilian and love your video!

[@beckerzineo]

Thanks man, you can feel the love for Brazil in his words s2

[@BillGreenAZ]

Here is Don't #11: Don't go swimming off the beaches at Recife! I worked with a Brazilian and asked him where I should go in Brazil. He said Recife so I did some studying. It has the highest incidents of shark attacks in the world! When I told him that he explained that they dredged the water near the beaches so bigger ships could come near shore. What that means is that sharks like deeper water and that deeper water is closer to shore.

[@nastacho]

You only can go into the Water when tide is low. I was there a month ago and had a great time at the beach with my children. Just do things as you are told and nothing Will happend.

[@priiifrg]

Actually the best beaches are near Recife, but not in the city itself, I live in Recife and I rarely enter the water in the urban beach. You should go to Porto de Galinhas and Carneiros, the water is crystal clear and there are no sharks...

[@martaloewenstein2444]

So, you are in my country. Hurra. I live in Macaé, north of Cabo Frio. The capital of the oil. Beaches, mountains, lakes, natural parks, waterfalls, all kind of adventures. I love you. Your videos até fantastic. Bem vindo.

[@nancylabauve5429]

MARTA LOEWENSTEIN I lived in Campos Dos Goytacazes for about 6 months!

[@martaloewenstein2444]

@@nancylabauve5429 wow. The hot spot of our state. Nice to know you. If you come to Macaé, please call me.

[@RunescapeWhack]

The ok sign is ok to use. I never heard of that being a bad thing

[@CristianSalles1]

i would like to eat some 👌, i'm brazilian and that 👌 means buthole.

[@NoFrameHell]

Me neither, guess this sign ain't that used here in mid-western parts.

[@darkzinha666]

It is okay in some states.. but kind of not okay in other ones.

[@marciliosousa785]

Thank you for your good mood talking about what not to do in Brazil! So fun!👍👍👍

[@apdorafa-rafaelalmeida7159]

Great video, man....I agree with all you said...and yes, Brazil is awesome. Rio is my favorite city.

[@diggydumbo9294]

Hey Thank you 💙🇧🇷

[@Azuurinho]

Honestly, i've never heard of the "ok" sing being ofensive here. At least not here in Rio. I really depends on the context, but it usually means ok too. I CAN mean butthole, but again, context.

[@falkyrie5228]

"IT can mean..."

[@oco5863]

👌 = top

[@LochEden]

I love Brasil!! I lived there for nearly 15 of the happiest years of my life. There isn't a bit of Brasil that isn't amazing....every area offers a new adventure. But be VERY careful driving or crossing the street because you will be used for target practice! Wherever else I go in the world, it is always compared to Brazil. Whatever people I meet are always compared to brasileiros. Just can't help it they are the most amazing people for friendliness and their attitude towards life. Que saudades!

[@leviheijs3446]

If you're talking English, say Brazil

[@newtfigton8795]

Target practice?

[@drogadepc]

Also try to get to know some of us, ask them to suggest places to visit and especially ask them about the prices. I'm brazilian and I can tell you that it's very normal for people who provide unregulated services to raise their prices for tourists, so asking a brazilian what is the normal price helps a lot.

[@GlenMac]

@@leviheijs3446 I like to spell the country’s name the way they spell it. I’m sure it’s the same for this guy. Brasil rocks!

[@StenioBranco]

As a Brazilian I'm happy to see a lot of brazillians writing in English

[@nerco8194]

I’m Brazilian And this video is so sweet

[@simonvaillancourt4626]

The ok sign is the first sign you learn as a scuba diver.

[@caiooliveira5142]

That’s because if you use the thumb-up sign they will get you back to the boat, thinking you need help ou something

[@erikkillmonger4000]

My wife is from Brazil 🙏🏾 Eu amo Brasil muito 💛💚

[@dustgreylynx]

German rule No. 1 for beer. If it tastes good even by room temperature then it's a good beer. If you can only drink cold ... Well, it's obvious. And if you even can't even drink it cold, it's Heineken

[@HR-pb4bf]

Brazil was wonderful! Just went and loved, loved, loved!

[@FredLenz1]

Nice video, thank you for showing so much love for our country.

[@rafaelira]

Caralho, entendi tudo do seu vídeo É o primeiro vídeo 100% em inglês que eu assisto e entendo tudo lol

[@DarkusObscurius]

Experimente ouvir 1h de videos em inglês todo dia que você pega o costume.

[@nordkis4834]

Lmao

[@nordkis4834]

Limão

[@Ragnarok707]

@@DarkusObscurius todo dia eu vejo videos em inglês. É uma ótima dica

[@joaobaptistabrandao]

Isso que esse cara fala bem rápido, parabéns mano!

[@DandyTravel]

I totally agree with your points. Especially the beer. We were visiting friends in Minas Gerais this July, so the nights were pretty chilly and no one had any heating system or whatever. So we were kind of freezing out there but the beer was still ICE cold. 😀. We absolutely loved Brazil.

[@drogadepc]

I believe only cities and towns on the far south of Brazil have houses a little bit more preppared to the cold.

[@taticerve]

Hi Mark! Come to the far south of Brazil. It's really beautiful here in Rio Grande do Sul. Mountains, hail, culinary experience you won't regret. Cities like Porto Alegre, Gramado, Canela, Caxias do Sul, Bento Gonçalves are stunning.

[@vaiolover1997]

I used to lived in Porto Alegre. Fine churrascarias and beautiful women.

[@ConsarnitTokkori]

i mean, it looks good, but the rest is just bad except the food the food is elder god tier you come down here, get yourself a xis and run like there's no tomorrow

[@JH-pv6rd]

Ačiū Markai! I'm going to Brazil in 2 weeks and found your video very helpful ❤

[@carlosalbertodomardossanto515]

wow!!! 100% right, precious tips for you who is coming to Brazil