[BRB Talk] Vinny watches the second Minecraft Movie Trailer

[@kyuketsukirook]

As Steve pushes a lever, lava pours into a cage, turning a live chicken into a roasted one.

[@agentduck9285]

This is how steve deals with all those who oppose him

[@kriboj]

This has each totem on the pole vibes

[@GeneralKenobi69420]

Steve's Parable

[@chucklesthelegend7305]

The Roasted One

[@Sirantis]

@@GeneralKenobi69420 if you pull the lever, the chicken will be killed, and turned into roast chicken for you to enjoy. however, if you do not pull the lever, the chicken will be spared, but you will have no roast chicken.

[@vohloo9797]

I thought the audio description was just an avant-garde bit Vinny was doing at first.

[@prodtgnd]

i thought it was a screen reader bit

[@Meemaster334]

Same

[@joshuadiaz890]

No u didn’t

[@vohloo9797]

@@joshuadiaz890 yup, him not addressing it at first made it seem like something he had planned.

[@vohloo9797]

@@prodtgnd didn't know they could be advanced enough to describe yt videos. Would sometimes just activate it when browsing forum websites to have it read the heated Super mario debates in a monotone voice, was pretty fun.

[@kriboj]

The cube emits a cool blue glow

[@daeamiralis]

Steve holds a small cube

[@medicfdumbo]

@@daeamiralis Now a grown man

[@madmanmax120]

cool 😎 blue glow

[@scr0ngle108]

I saw the cool blue glow

[@AWJR]

​@@scr0ngle108same

[@nanobreak_]

"This April, several people get to their feet." What a tagline!

[@bfnmo7750]

I will indeed be standing and clapping during the whole movie

[@CGFillertext]

Building blocks form the title. A Minecraft movie

[@bro-dude99]

@@bfnmo7750 please do this

[@meatgrinderisinfinite]

​@@bfnmo7750giggling and kicking my feet while twirling my hair watching the minecraft movie

[@MidgarMerc]

Gosh I wonder if the whole thing is AI generated

[@Totema1]

This movie is literally just "Look Homer, we're in Minecraft"

[@yosh9192]

“It’s a game! Humans and Monsters, y’know? Like talking skeletons!” “Marge! You know what? We better get outta here!”

[@alfiegordon9013]

What if you poured boiling milk on Minecraft Steve's skull

[@yack8947]

babe we’re in Minecraft

[@JulianR2JG]

3lame mentioned

[@salgoragarus5854]

“Hey Lois, I’m in Minecraft”

[@omaror4942]

the sauce yearns for the vines

[@NoVIcE_Source]

This is it Luigi

[@radioactiveriver6718]

the chat yearns for the reactions

[@GoodlyPenguin]

I'm saucing on the vines, Luigi

[@JohnWick-rh1zz]

We yearn for vinny's melpert

[@SensPiotr]

I... Am Vinny

[@guitarguy42394]

The narration made this feel like a Nintendo direct Minecraft movie showcase

[@garjian0]

Here's a TV that looks like an apple.

[@neofoxboi]

You friggin nailed it lol

[@Hobbes9]

lol

[@Mordecai02]

Or a radio drama teaser

[@Exnem]

I like how the old guy telling the kid not to go in a mine and get hurt is portrayed as evil in the trailer.

[@aturchomicz821]

This wasnt funded by the Trade Unions from Victoria 3 wtf

[@E0O2X314FT]

All part of the plan, my man.

[@aturchomicz821]

Just like in Victoria 3🤤🤤

child labour rules

[@typicaluser697]

​@@aturchomicz821 huh?

[@ThatTravGuy]

The cube emits a cool, blue glow

[@dysr]

[There are replies expressing their surprise and delight at seeing a comment from the famed KZbinr That Trav Guy]

[@NotZealot]

trav guy sighting

[@SakurakoLover]

Trav Guy Mentioned

[@kindaepicngl1671]

99.1% pure

[@dr.wallacebreen3859]

[The camera then pans to reveal Walter White]

[@NekkoBlue]

As a child, Vinny yearned for the vines.

[@Hi-fd4cw]

Someone already made this joke but better

[@NekkoBlue]

As a child, I yearned that I gave a fuck

[@baphalopod]

@@Hi-fd4cw nah i like this one more

[@AJTheSilence]

Should've been "yearned for the sauce"

[@PrixtoTNT]

Lmfao

[@pkcrossing89]

This April, several people get to their feet.

[@PussInBoot414]

To leave the theatre.

[@Anon-lu6ct]

This April Binny rawdogs with chat

[@sz-nurek]

For a standing ovation, no doubt.

[@theussmirage]

I assume this will occur in May as well. It is, after all, a natural part of human life.

[@Mordecai02]

"Where are we?"

[@nak_attak]

Why does every facial expression, every character, every line, and every scene all flow like "Erm, THAT just happened!"

[@godlyvex5543]

It's insincere.

[@DPedroBoh]

"It's right behind me, isnt it?"

[@RetroBleck]

Did... did I just do that?! That's sick!

[@crumpet575]

Let me get this straight. I'm in a video game, I'm talking to jack black, and, oh yeah, I'm yearning for the freaking mines!

[@RafaelScarpa]

Wait, did you just shift reality?!

[@legendarycryptid2629]

*[Vinny expresses confusion over why the Mincraft Movie trailer is being narrated]* Vinny: "Why is this happening?"

[@nochtrnal]

*[As Vinny complains about the video narration, he continues to listen to the narrated version instead of simply changing the audio track]*

[@tjlnintendo]

*[Man urinates on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke. An Algerian man was arrested in February 2016 on arrival of his flight, after causing a fight on the plane then urinating on another passenger. The incidents took place mid-air on an Air Méditerranée flight from Algiers to Paris. Halfway through his 90-minute route, one of the passengers was outraged because he wasn't allowed to smoke or drink alcohol on board. He later urinated on another passenger in protest, but the victim stood up and punched him. Cabin crew members managed to break up the fight and held down the disruptive passenger. The flight was diverted to Lyon, and the Algerian man along with the other man involved in the fight were escorted off the plane by police, upon landing.]* Jack Black: “I…. Am STEVE”

[@go_golden]

@@tjlnintendo I remember a story about a drunken man urinating on another passenger in a flight, but the details don't match up. Are you telling me there were multiple incidents of people urinating on their fellow passengers? 😶

[@tjlnintendo]

@@go_golden With how wild humans can be, I wouldn’t be shocked if there were multiple “urinating on passenger” incidents.

[@sgas]

HAGAHAHSHSHFHUWHS

[@ShyGuyXXL]

0:30 Missed opportunity to make the sign say "No minors. Only Miners"

[@musicsheep9816]

If they did that, the Minecraft KZbinrs wouldn't want to watch it

[@benedizionebleko]

Well he yearned for the mines of course

[@glomann]

that would require them to actually think

[@DPedroBoh]

@@musicsheep9816godamn

[@crazyluigi6664]

​@@musicsheep9816💀

[@glittle2023]

Now a grown man, Steve holds a small cube!

[@crazyluigi6664]

The cube emits a cool, blue glow.

[@Dylanquinn666]

As a child I yearned for the mines, Douglas. When I pulled you out of that rotten mine shaft...

[@Anon-lu6ct]

*Dinks rotten shaft*

[@crumpet575]

Douglath... do you... yearn for my rotten shaft...?

[@fordthelord1133]

I love how they just made the script for a Jumangi 3, then realized how popular video game movies are and bam, a minecraft movie: Jumangi 3 They then realized that they needed gags in the middle, and made the lowest effort "this is probably minecraft" things in there from a basic google search.

[@themc3140]

The script and the casting, lmao

[@godofthecripples1237]

This just straight up is not accurate. There's some fairly impressive references in here, like redstone contraptions that are functionally accurate to the designs players use.

[@amentco8445]

​@@godofthecripples1237They got the very basics right and that's about as close as things got.

[@fordthelord1133]

@ that’s not too hard to do tbh, they only showed base restore and some pistons. Again feels like one of those “look at THIS thing from Minecraft!” Moments to fill out the movie runtime without thinking

[@FormulaFanboy]

godofthecripples1237 Go ahead and defend that billion dollar company which passionately hates you some more, genius

[@muovikallo]

🤖 Vinny Vinesauce plays the trailer for the Minecraft movie and gets confused by the narrator audio. 🤖

[@FunkyGhost37]

I do not blame people for people calling various frames of this trailer AI Generated, because they really fucking do. The shot of child Steve in the mines is shitpost worthy.

[@sgas]

@@FunkyGhost37 it doesn't look ai generated because all the details are present and natural. The composition and scenery is still weird

[@BigAssBalls]

@@sgasai like midjourney can render those details, the common problem is the same as what's wrong with the trailer, inconsistencies; environments that don't match the subject lighting, differing levels of detail in the same shot, things like that obviously not ai but that's where they're getting it, the skeleton jockey shows the issue perfectly

[@bolicob]

I thought the child miner scene was ai generated

[@DrCury448]

People call anything AI generated now

[@E0O2X314FT]

@@DrCury448 Are you AI generated?

[@ryan7032]

Why is he mining in a knit sweater?? That would snaggggg

[@AlienatedBronze]

Because his name is Steeev

[@parrot998]

​@@AlienatedBronze But trur steve wears a blue tshirt

[@Bones_]

Jack Black's delivery seems spiteful. Like oh you want Jack Black fine I'll give you what you want

[@INRamos13]

New acting method: sincere self-loathing

[@indie_gamer7]

Jack black hating he's Jack black.

[@Poppenheimer69]

He HATES him

[@raey2960]

Idk why but the phrase "Now a grown man, Steve holds a small cube" has the same energy as "a man has fallen into the river in lego city". Like the way the narrator speaking in low letter tones making a phrase that don't have any purpose even more no purpose💀

[@Hamburger8079]

To me it has the same energy as “For his neutral special, Joker wields a gun” or however that went

[@illustriousrocket4476]

3:43 I could only think Jason Momoa was re-enacting one of those bunker-building mobile games

[@humanharddrive1]

i thought the same. it felt like a slap in the face, like they're making fun of minecraft.

[@gladiusbladeofthenorth9939]

A small part of the movie's plot was leaked a while ago. Aparently theres a "villager+real human romance" plotline in this movie, you're welcome.

[@AbsoluteBombCone]

If Steve doesn't make passionate love to a villager in the movie, I'm not seeing it.

[@Thomas-ex6tp]

Sex in Minecraft

[@yurifairy2969]

nvm this might be peak

[@GreenScrapBot]

I hope this is real, just for the ridiculousness.

[@cosm1220]

close enough welcome back pixels

[@kyrridas1573]

"please, Jack Black, can you stop acting like that for two seconds?!" you know what, no. at this point, i want to see him push it harder. i want every line of dialogue in this movie to be delivered in that exact cadence. i want this movie to be insane and experimental.

[@ItsRyanHello]

he's on the verge of creating his own accent like shatner

[@GruntoSkunko]

Its slop

[@matlaw]

it’s already borderline experimental

[@faustaust6911]

@@GruntoSkunkoliterally who gaf it’s a movie. a minecraft movie. it’s minecraft bro

[@GruntoSkunko]

@faustaust6911 Filthy pig that'll wallow in shit slopping out of capitalist assholes

[@Thiinka]

I really thought the audio description voice was like. A bit. Until Vinny was like "what?"

[@o_ber]

i hope the entire movie has audio descriptions when it plays in theaters

[@64lu]

tell the theater attendant you’re blind, you may be in for a surprise😊

[@Greenhourglass]

....well yeah, they're legally required to.

[@scientific_guy]

Steve: "As a child I yearned for the mines." Vinny: "No."

[@glittle2023]

No yearning for the Mines while speen man watches.

[@Cantimule]

It's amazing that 40 years on from Roger Rabbit we can't make live action actors look like they belong in an animated world...

[@DanteToska]

We can! VFX studios just often times don't get enough time and money to pull it off perfectly

[@TheHeavyModd]

​@@DanteToskaI feel like it's much less a money issue than it is a skill issue. And I'm not taking the piss here, I truly think that is the case. Proper direction would solve most issues in audiovisual media.

[@GalekC]

@@TheHeavyModd column a & b and c

[@JackdotC]

Tbf the sets in RR were insane. They built crazy contraptions to combine real objects with cartoon characters to really sell the illusion. A green screen will never get close to what they built for the penguin bar scene

[@Nilon241]

The narration is exactly like "you think of the mclanky"

[@Elemao28]

I hope they build with brown bricks

[@Totema1]

In Minecrap

[@Crust_Crease]

I'm having a lot of fun!

[@ericbaker8781]

They should let Mike Matei make a cameo like matpat in the fnaf movie.

[@jessdrewthis]

@@ericbaker8781That’d just be unfair to Mike lol. I’d absolutely love if he brought Gadget back to shit on this movie though.

[@reduceparticles876]

Steve to the newbies: I'm better than you are so I should do the mining.

[@electronicecstasy]

This movie feels like it's coming out about 6 years later than it should've. Not that it would've been any better back then, but there's something oddly 2019ish about it that I can't explain.

[@Dawntje_]

Well, it was announced already back in 2016-2017 so this movie's definitely been in draft and development hell.

[@lucassolomon1079]

Idk if that’s a compliment to 2019 or a dis to 2024.

[@NeoNovastar]

...yknow what, this does feel pre-pandemic. wild.

[@KiegKillsReality]

Try 2016

[@dagda1180]

​@@KiegKillsRealitySmall world, huh.

[@milliondollarmistake]

I've never looked forward to pirating and laughing at a movie with friends more than this.

[@FormulaFanboy]

I highly respect you for making the conscious choice to not give them money

[@madduxnagel6935]

Yeah I’ll be doing the same thing. I morally cannot support this movie

[@bekutama]

The whole movie feels like one big "Ermm yea, isn't it whacky how Minecraft works?", like it was made by someone out-of-touch who's only interaction with the game is through seeing their kids play it.

[@pikminman13]

Personally, the one thing I like about it is the minecraft game play references. I can't not laugh at the fact that they put a chicken cooker in the movie. And only having one ender pearl and wasting it was a little funny too. Note that the dialogue and delivery have nothing to do with it, it's just the "haha minecraft moment"

[@Thrackerzod8]

the industrial revolution and its consequences

[@Oceansodaz]

Anprim moment

[@Coconut-219]

"The hollywood industry and it's consequences have been disastrous for media entertainment"

[@counterfeit1148]

@@ckorp666 [The computer store owner picks up the mysterious wooden box in the parking lot.]

[@NatetheNerdy]

I remember when the Joker movie came out, people celebrated that they used the word "society." I think an exec here saw that, said "we need to include a Minecraft meme, let's do children yearn for the mines," and didn't understand why the Joker one works and this one doesn't.

[@massgunner4152]

That stretch would make an enderman look like a baby zombie.

[@EngineerMonkeyBTD6]

This whole thing is just "He's right behind me, isn't he" in Minecraft. I can't WAIT for Steve to go "Man, it's like we're playing Hardcore mode, am I right, audience? *wink*"

[@crackstuntman22]

Using Time to Pretend as a trialer song gave me physic damage. That's one of my favorite songs, I don't want to think about Steve while listening to it.

[@elysiumsexsmith]

I don't know, I'm now curious about the scene where Steve shoots heroin and fucks with the stars. Or the one where Jason Momoa chokes to death on his vomit after his kids grow up and marriage falls apart. ...It's almost as though nobody paid attention to the lyrics of the song.

[@temperstar8411]

Listening to Time to Pretend, absolutely daydreaming from how much you're enjoying the beat and then you see Jack Black Steve say, "I'm Steve, I'm in the daydream too"

[@yurifairy2969]

weirdly dark song to put in the fucking minecraft movie trailer but what do I know

[@gabrieldavis7128]

I’m confused as to why the hell they mixed up the lyrics toward the end of the trailer. Did you notice that? It became “This is our decision/nothing we can do” instead of “This is our decision/to live fast and die young”. What’s the point of remixing it like that?

[@INRamos13]

Same thing with Magical Mystery Tour in the previous trailer.

[@protomato6427]

As a blind, it's funny to hear Vinny discover audio descriptions

[@lucassolomon1079]

This comment created more questions than answers.

[@UseZapCannon]

vineBlind

[@logandunlap9156]

as if being the idea of being blind couldn’t seem any more insufferable, you gotta watch videos like this to try to get the same experience as someone who can see?

[@CrystalRose1111]

@@logandunlap9156 Yes?

[@sv_cheats1]

​@@logandunlap9156unfortunately, yes

[@LikaLaruku]

Kinda surprised they're using c418's music when Microsoft couldn't be assed to pay him for a 3rd album & gave him the boot.

[@guavaman202]

I'm sure they will in the movie, unless I missed something the song in this trailer is "Time to Pretend" by MGMT tho

[@NeoNovastar]

​@@guavaman202The start has some of his music.

[@precisedime1377]

Yeah they've been trying to erase the c418 soundtrack for a long time, I'm not sure why. In one of those updates in the last few years they added new discs, with 'trans icon' Lena Raine. The one who did the Celese soundtrack, and like 1 song in Deltarune I think???

[@selectionn]

@@precisedime1377 its because c418 is established and a part of the games identity, so they can demand higher pay. microsoft is a small indie company and cant afford to pay that much, so they just replace them with someone cheaper. Kind of the same thing that happened with Mick Gordon and DOOM. Interestingly, the same company too... This same enshittification is happening in every single industry. Fire the people who have a working relationship in the company, hire someone with similar qualifications, but pay them significantly less.

[@tsukihaku]

@precisedime1377 Thanks for letting me know what music discs to mod out

[@gocuk95]

"Steve and Garret grip each other arms" Blind people:🤔😏

[@Electric0eye]

"I yearned for the mines" NO, no no no. That's OUR joke. You don't get that one.

[@SteveReenITG]

2:07 I hold a small cube.

[@OptickoYT]

You… are Steve!

[@TheCapitalLetterM]

Jack Black is the same actor that was able to give life and emotion to a big fat panda. And now he's in this.

[@Mick_92]

"KZbin downloads can include multiple audio tracks, ohhh, that's a first for me" Says Vinny, after the same thing happened with the Gnorts Destruction video not long ago.

[@musicsheep9816]

No one is talking about the narrator calling Piglins "A mob of pigs?"

[@TheNightquaker]

*Narration audio track starts* "Vinny gets flabbergasted by the new Minecraft trailer"

[@asthildklemmusic]

I am DYING lAUGHING at the narration OMG

[@ScarfKat]

Steve gives a bone to a dog made of blocks

[@skynicovideo]

the children yearn for vinesauce

[@tahunuva4254]

The votes are in They want more Vin

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

The children yearn for the vines

[@tahunuva4254]

The votes are in: they want more Vin.

[@tahunuva4254]

Why the FUCK was this censored, originally?

[@VinchVolt]

"as a child, i yearned for the mines" sounds so much like a joke that it's astonishing to think that the movie's dead serious about it

[@ScooterCat64]

It's 100% supposed to be campy

[@FeenieVonKarma]

I thought it WAS a pre-existing joke for real so I couldn't believe what I was hearing...

[@curlybrace4984]

It is a joke, yes

[@epiclamp44]

The joke movie has jokes in it because it's a movie about Minecraft

[@milliondollarmistake]

It's a decently old meme

[@arrtemfly]

My dearest Melpert. I yyyyyeeeeeearn for the mines, but you deny me the craftisfaction.

[@FeenieVonKarma]

They somehow made the human actors look more uncanny than the surroundings here. They're such obvious pathetic tropes, as for Jack Black the less said the better. Look if we can see a zombie extra that's fully clothed in shoeboxes, I'll forgive all that.

[@commandervile394]

Jack has been an embarrassing disappointment lately.

[@cheesypies]

​@@commandervile394 i think because so many of them arent giving him a character to act, or just letting him do what he wants too much.

[@TheHeavyModd]

​@@cheesypieson the other hand isn't Jack Black just being himself what made him famous in the first place? I think everybody himself included expect him to basically act as Jack Black. Not dissimilar to Jim Carrey.

[@cheesypies]

@@TheHeavyModd i guess your right in that aspect, i just dont really understand the casting choice, but maybe it will be fun anyway

[@JojoTheVulture]

I can't tell if Jack black just lost his acting skills or the director was giving him some WEIRD directions

[@ollieolii8137]

The directors definitely have a part to play in that, but I’m not 100% sure either

[@atlev]

Did he ever really have that much skill? He plays the same character (himself) in literally everything he's ever done.

[@notmyrealname7163]

His Bowser performance showed that he can be a solid actor. I just think he picks up too many movies. He was in *Borderlands* for God's sake..

[@ollieolii8137]

@@atlev the only time he played himself was when he played himself in The Pick of Destiny (and Minecraft movie high res shader and texture pack RTX real)

[@JojoTheVulture]

@@atlev he literally plays another person in jumanji... Twice

[@RemnantCult]

I've known about audio description tracks for movies and tv for a long time, ever since I worked at a movie theater, but I still think its awesome that there's people that makes sure that everyone can enjoy movies, even trailer slop like this.

[@billygoatguy3960]

I appreciate the thought and care but...wouldn't someone that can't see just rather like listen to an audio book or just a script being read out than listen to a brief description of a movie while it's playing? Doesn't seem like it'd be that enjoyable but I guess I'm not the target audience am I.

[@d9zirable]

​@@billygoatguy3960Hey, even the visually impaired get FOMO

[@Robbie06261995]

As a child I turned on SAP once during Mister Rogers and I got to hear the descriptive audio.

[@Coconut-219]

While I agree... I wonder if there possibly even any "less corporate" sounding way to state that.

[@amentco8445]

This crap feels patronizing and can only detract from the experience. It'd be better just to listen to the audio as is.

[@Pinkius_Prime]

They should make a videogame adaptation of this called "A Minecraft Game"

[@glomann]

A "A Minecraft Movie" Game

[@jampine8268]

Minecraft:The movie:The game: The movie: The tabletop role playing experience:The series:The comic:The radio drama:The bi weekly breakfast subscription

[@INRamos13]

A Minecraft Movie Game

[@OptickoYT]

@@glomann And in a Nintendo Direct, it would be referred to as The “A ‘A Minecraft Movie’ Game” Game

[@GameStormerSam]

@@OptickoYT I hate when they do that, I would always get ads for mario wonder and they called it “The Super Mario Bros. Wonder Game” YOU DONT NEED TO SAY “THE” “GAME” WE KNOW ITS A GAME

[@gasmaskd9322]

I love this one guy who dubs over Minecraft trailers because he made one small adjustment to the intro "I, am steve, and as a kid I have always yearned for the mines, which is a thing I just said." oh and "But then that man died, and I grew up, this all happened in the exact same day."

[@herosshade2247]

Warner Brothers delivering the line "children yearn for the mines", a commentary on shady corporations promoting child labor, in a movie marketed towards children is absolutely UNREAL

[@GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX]

Yeah, the narrated version sounds pretty funny

[@dysr]

Vinny's struggles with the audio description is my favourite part of the movie.

[@legendarycryptid2629]

1:08 "Actual miners, and not _minors."_

[@Dinofly4]

Galaxy Quest bit

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

"I HATE MINERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS."

[@robertcooper4th259]

0:51 I just realized that this isn’t a fake fanmade trailer

[@Shoeclock]

First we'll MINE, then we'll CRAFT with this one! ⛏

[@gaspump]

Movie Exec: "Hello fellow youths I hear you like this 'Mineycrafta' so how about you see our totally rad film about it starring Jack Black as Jack Black (again). Just look at all these key-jingling references! This is definitely timely and won't age like milk!" And somehow it has already aged like milk from the very first trailer.

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

Vinny here watching a trailer with descriptions for blind people and thinking he goes insane.

[@andrewb4999]

Minecraft movie endorses child labor confirmed

[@JojoTheVulture]

It's so weird how it feel like it was indeed made by people who have at least played the game but... It's like they didn't know where to start with adapting it to a movie

[@hydro3672]

All they had to do was make it like the Mario movie because illumination did a great job with that it wasn’t serious just a fun mix of stuff from the games

[@theprotagonist6064]

@@hydro3672 Isn't that literally what this movie is too? lol

[@vivh2227]

The game itself was not devoid of a tangible story and end goal for the player. The writers were just lacking creativity. It could have been so simple. Act 1. Steve spawns as a fish out of water, learns crafting and survival skills. Act 2: Exploration montage, grinding montage, etc. Act 3: Steve is fully geared and enters the end, CGI enderman battle ensues, he wins. The end.

[@cheesypies]

​@@vivh2227 a sort of castaway survival turned adventurour hero movie would be fun. But that is not marketable enough aparently

[@alan_7390]

A lego movie formula would have work, You have the perspective of people with a problem in the real world solved in the game.

[@zaksaturday1693]

If you look closely at 8:23 (and the preceding shot with the kid holding it) on the right-hand bottom corner there's just like, a blunderbuss-style pistol?

[@bekutama]

They also have blue boots with wings during the segment with the TNT, which is a terraria item

[@Hedge_the_Hog]

​@@bekutamaI think its from minecraft dungeons

[@EmperorPenguin1217]

@@Hedge_the_Hog Yeah it's from Dungeons, I think they're called boots of swiftness but I remember exploiting them in that one secret swamp level

[@circleinforthecube5170]

mods

[@baconlabs]

As a Vine, I yearned for the Sauce

[@selectionn]

the chatlets yearn for the full sauce

[@Greenhourglass]

nobody in the comments has ever heard of audio description before today 💀

[@zaksaturday1693]

I like how at 8:16 he's literally beating a zombie to death with its own arm

[@This-Was-Sparta]

"This movie is gonna be dogshit, but this trailer is better" Summarizes it quite neatly, I feel.

[@CatManThree]

The black iron golems are really funny to me because the iron golems were meant to be a reference to castle in the sky, which is entirely missed. Black iron is realistic but its missing the point entirely, which is pretty amusing.

[@Jaies_]

"This place is so wacky omg it makes no sense!!!!!!" is the worst game fantasy cliche of all time and it went through hundreds of checks and approvals and still became the main plot

[@bonfire1127]

This (the cube emits a cool blue glow) a wonderland where

[@radioactiveriver6718]

I yearn for the roasted chicken

[@p-turtlez6883]

Why does every video game movie follow the same concept of “guy from earth travels to the video game dimension and saves the day” and then the video game world inevitably comes to earth as well.

[@Twafflejc]

"Mr. President, Vinny Vinesauce has watched the second trailer of the Minecraft Movie"

[@silverope]

I love that vinny is making fun of the "yeeeep I just did that (smirk)" type acting but considering the recent fame of Parkour civilization and its writing, this is what the children yearn for

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

As a child, I yearned for Parkour

[@Bighomie39]

Can't wait for Evbo to hit a 360 in the Minecraft movie

[@silverope]

@@halfmettlealchemist8076 [As Evbo jumps towards the wood planks one block away from him, he spins 360 degrees in the air, before successfully landing on to the platform.]

[@BellhopDrew]

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[@Pifase]

Oh hey Drew

[@BellhopDrew]

@Pifase whats bonkin

[@hououinkyouma5539]

Miners, Jerry! Minors. They yearn!

[@GalekC]

tmw i can have trust in an anime avatar

[@INRamos13]

"As a child, I yearned for the shaft." -Steve Minecraft

[@moxxy8626]

I hate that MGMT's Time To Pretend was in the trailer because now instead of that song being recognized as a great indie song from the late 2000s early 2010s it's just synonymous with this.

[@RoeDoefriend]

it's giving The Cat in the Hat (2003)

[@aze_9]

Why does this movie's visuals feel like an early 2010s Smosh video?

[@shiethegal]

This isn't even the first time Jack Black has been Isekai'd. Only the first time was more interesting because Jack Black got to meet Lemmy Kilmister.

[@GameBooAdvancePlus]

This April: Several people get up to their feet.

[@eagleeye5189]

The audio narration is hilariously inadequate too. It doesn't describe literally anything about what's going on except "Steve holds a cube" "the cube glows" "several people get to their feet" like if I couldn't see, there'd be absolutely no way for me to visualize what's going on.

[@GalekC]

I THOUGHT THE AUDIO DESCRIPTION SETTING WAS A GAG TOO LMFAOOOO

[@neofoxboi]

I enjoy how Vincent StemCreams was disgusted by the first yearning for the mines joke and then cackled the second time.

[@Torivic]

Now a grown man Steve holds a small cube

[@Zachmxyzptlk]

Holy crap, Lois. This is worse than the time I got jumanji’d into Minecraft.

[@PlayinFreak]

Can someone explain to me why people like this trailer more than the first? It looks and feels almost no different from the first trailer, I just don't get why this is suddenly much more positively recieved.

[@snailymitch]

It just does a better job showing what the movie is trying to go for and give context instead of just leaving everyone in utter confusion like the first trailer because all it amounted to was "wow look at how weird and wacky these mobs look when theyre realistic", i dont think anyone still thinks its gonna be particularly good though

[@BaldorfBreakdowns]

If anything I'd say it's inherently worse due to showing more and lines like, "As a child, I yearned for the mines." Some maximum level cringe.

[@BaldorfBreakdowns]

​​@@snailymitch What is the movie going for? What context?

[@PlayinFreak]

@@snailymitch "i dont think anyone still thinks its gonna be particularly good though" That's the thing, though. Some people in the comments of the official video seem to be a lot more optimistic all of a sudden. Yeah, they picked a better selection of clips, but it's just really fascinating to watch the difference in reactions.

[@bobbybob-omb1939]

@@PlayinFreak It’s because MC’s current smaller audience is complacent with anything Mojang does.

[@selamandreykum5844]

"as a child I YEARNED for the mines!" Elon Musk and other American billionaires: *sobbing* BRAVO! BRAVISSIMO! ABSOLUTE CINEMA! 👏👏👏

[@yungpm]

Stop acting like American billionaires are the only evil ones

[@nopedot399]

the descriptive audio adds so much to this

[@isaacwright6522]

I still cant believe they unironically said "the children yearn for the mines"

[@MLPdraedek]

I swear Jack was about to say “Oh and one more thing, don’t mine at night”

[@chIoeroform4163]

As a Child, Steve yearned for the Mines.

[@snowflakepillow8697]

I have Jackass 4 on blu-ray and turning on the descriptive narration track on it is the funniest fucking thing in the world.

[@mooparr]

It's insane that this movie's guaranteed to make over a billion dollars just because of the title