BREAKING my PHONE with BAD ANDROID GAMES

[@qzeq]

bro think he steve jobs 💀

[@Raffygamerpro]

Lol

[@ukrwaredits]

he does indeed

[@SawiSWE]

Love from your blue-yellow neighbours

[@scemer0]

yeah bill gates too💀

[@xyloram22]

lol

[@vigilantmug5028]

I got mad respect for you investing an actual phone for this. That phone now glows brighter than China's artificial sun.

[@samholdsworth420]

The tape on the camera had me 💀

[@torterra1826]

Wdym with artificial china sun?

[@theoneandonlyado]

​@@torterra1826 the have one

[@torterra1826]

@@theoneandonlyado what the

[@sanizor]

The phone is around 150 euros in Finland, not much money

[@JOSHIE_BOI13]

"You've got gta 5?" "Nah we've got block crime miami vice crime town naxeex ltd 3d for mcpe minecraft pocket edition"

[@qzeq]

no rope city no download 😤🙌

[@JOSHIE_BOI13]

Agreed

[@emmiemoore]

Fr

[@archux_]

You know its a good day when qzeq uploads and its a vid about android games and he actually bought a real phone for it

[@epicmemes2998]

The fact that these copy and pasted superhero games are still a thing is phenomenal, I cant even remember when I first saw one.

[@crimsonstormsurge]

I am glad the mobile apps came back. Also seeing him struggling to use the phone was just as funny as the game itself

[@samholdsworth420]

Iphones walk you through and hold your hand through every process. Android is quite the opposite lol

[@whiteshy1899]

​@@samholdsworth420 nah iphone users are just braindead

[@nonci6]

@@samholdsworth420 And it doesn't help that Samsung literally takes a working concept, throws it out and implements a million times worse alternative. The only OEM skins I struggle with using constantly is Samsung's hot mess called OneUI.

[@nonci6]

@sleepylamb3 I consider security updates actual updates, not UI and similar changes.

[@nonci6]

@sleepylamb3 market says otherwise with the sixquintillion camera phones running Android with zero support from the OEM.

[@sk.sourov]

The last game had 5 things at once: 1. Call of Counter 2. Call of Heist 3. Call of Strike 4. Fortnite 5. John Cena LMAO

[@kevinwong_2016]

Three of the games having call in them💀

[@drixel_cz]

2:33 "Jimmy Joe wanna gulag"

[@NuhJouseff]

It says “give me the phone i’m telling you”

[@drixel_cz]

​@@NuhJouseff I can't speak arabic. That was what i heard

[@NuhJouseff]

@@drixel_cz well I do speak Arabic .

[@pamisesm]

Is saying i will lick your balls

[@tinyahhquarks]

"guys... i'm getting ads in arabic now D:"

[@shivanshshrestha7029]

3:35 they got me dying 💀

[@NEKOSAIKOU.]

9:06

[@all69stoff]

Opa Gangnam Style (the nostalgia)

[@Gaming_Center]

masterpiece 🔥🔥

[@idkazaq]

yes 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Containment2.0]

i agree 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Alexdragonmaster]

OMG! GAMING CENTER!!

[@vaibhavprobgmo0001]

8:54 bro got indian ad 💀

[@TheRabbit301rzzue]

The last game made me laugh Its almost like a fever dream

[@Foxy_AR]

4:42 normal phone of an average 8-year old

[@SleepyPopups]

I've been tasked to uninstall suspicious-ass apps from my little bro's phone because adware went in because he was downloading random apps.

[@tinyahhquarks]

other than me

[@regularpersonLIVE]

Fr. My little cousin's phone also looks like that.

[@AVGFurri]

"I saved your Gazelle. You're welcome!" Bootleg Spiderman: 4:10

[@Sketchy_Ray]

Nope Fuck that fuck that

[@Karin.19]

Nope nope nope fuck that fuck that fuck that 😂😂😂

[@Rare_Gnarls_2025]

4:08

[@all69stoff]

@@Rare_Gnarls_2025No

[@all69stoff]

Opa Gangnam Style (v2)

[@AustrianGeography]

3:27 "daddy's not spiderman"💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@jirijiri5437]

Qzeq is like the most underrated creator. I hope he will blow up someday

[@OnionDude]

4:03 HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED !?!?!

[@MrUberIsReal]

true

[@gamertrotzki]

2:42 those wallpapers made the phone break bad

[@AdamZ04]

7:40 Insomniac? Sony? RIOT?! did ya say something?

[@fishfooties9850]

The fact that bro covered his phone camera 💀

[@frostybootz]

1:27 As a person that has a Samsung, my brain cells evaporate instantly even thinking how the split keyboard is practical.

[@JoopaJoo1]

Seriously. How isn’t this guy on 200k subs yet. He is so funny! Keep up the good work man ❤

[@airiskin9954]

nah bro how isn't he at 1mil subs

[@nostalgiaguy3902]

Your pfp looks like a bots one

[@JoopaJoo1]

@@airiskin9954 Oh yeah lol.

[@JoopaJoo1]

@@nostalgiaguy3902 Not a bot

[@kimanderson4220]

@@JoopaJoo1 are you sure about that?

[@shabananahid3409]

8:56 bruh, that's an Indian youtuber named techno gamerz WTF😂

[@1362oi]

Lol

[@Epic-Dude21]

3:12 that ain’t Spider-Man that’s Arachnid-Guy

[@SleepyPopups]

It's canon guys, we now have spiderman from brazil called Arachnid-guy

[@yumeharold]

that's homem aranha

[@mynewchannel-evan4204]

3:56 AYO WHAT IS THE GOAT DOING

[@Oquarenta]

Yo mama

[@olivesouch6423]

No, it's Gazelle.

[@Screenwriter331]

​@@Oquarenta XBOX LIVE

[@TheFoxdaWa]

​@@OquarentaI mom

[@sharko_tv_be]

0:27 I also get Arabic TikTok ads on the regular YT app (I do use YT ReVanced though) despite being Belgian...

[@ZOMBiFOX13]

Dude same

[@akb6886]

As both a hobbyist and professional Unity developer, I apologise for the crappy games people use it to make... we don't claim them 😂

[@SGH_TV]

0:50 bro got the first Bulgarian language on top 😂☠️🔥

[@sosobg7778]

Oh wow it comes preintald with spywere (btw im balgarn

[@lightingkid2010]

1:22 I'm pretty sure that's only the keyboard in landscape. It looks normal in portrait mode. And it looks normal even in landscape in the newest update.

[@justaramdomguy177]

9:17 Perfect timing

[@segavick756]

0:54 my language😂😂 LAIPNI LŪDZAM!!?😂😂😂

[@Winogroniarz]

4:26 he didn't say games ☠️☠️☠️

[@blackmesa559]

4:05 qzeq: **sees crowbar** Also qzeq: half-life confirmed

[@MrUberIsReal]

yes

[@fourlion_everywhere]

"Pay 40 euro to see Spider-Man dancing Gangnam Style" - that truly says about society we live in

[@PotatoCrispGaming]

Great that i subscribed. I just played 1 hour of Chernobyl Liquidators simulator and completed it all and i found this video really quick instaed of scrolling and refreshing the page.

[@Roriloty]

Oh yeah, you might want to try itchio apk games next

[@Rohxx420]

5:41 i lost it 🤣

[@hividarhividar5833]

The legend is BACK! 🗿🚬 HI :)

[@qzeq]

hey

[@hividarhividar5833]

@@qzeq awesome 😎 You replied me

[@soyabean_samurai__]

8:55 for those of y'all who don't know,"yeh kya?" Means "what's this?" In English. Btw it was a very popular Indian youtuber techno gamerz. Btw love your videos qzeq 😂

[@builder_dahomey]

Is that noughtpoint4live? 9:38 Went from stealing GTA 5 video ideas to mobile ads.

[@qzeq]

Yeah but I think his video just got stolen by the developers 💀

[@MuhZahid04]

Bro was the first person in humanity, answering John Porks call

[@witfilmss]

YES ,WE NEEDED IT .THANK YOU QZEQ ❤

[@nikkidakota]

You being so clueless with the Android makes it hurt even more 😭. Also it's like normal that the tiktok ad is in arab for some reason

[@qzeq]

i can't imagine why i'd see arabic ads while playing النحشة Run

[@sahinbedelov387]

8:17 bro thinks he is goku💀

[@DEATHCON_1]

Seriously, how did that 'Spiderman' game have 100M+ downloads?!

[@PLINKOTHECLOWNOFFICIAL]

This is gonna be your best yet I can feel it

[@qzeq]

was it? 🥺👉👈

[@PLINKOTHECLOWNOFFICIAL]

@@qzeq yes

[@cyanmax5325]

@@qzeq totally

[@erick9980]

dem its been a while finnaly the content that deserves my all money 💰

[@theweekend5764]

The first game is what would happen if Jesse went to Oregon in the first season

[@Rayzoraygames]

I love you qzeq, you make me laugh

[@Fixator10]

4:50 - thats literally a screenshot from Stargate Atlantis on the background...

[@Piece4]

2:49 مرحبا تعليقات wich traslates to "hi comments"

[@federicotiempo9809]

Ⓗⓐⓢ ⓝⓞⓣ ꍌꋪꏂꋬ꓄ 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝘢𝘳𝘦 2:48

[@MoonStudioAnimation]

9:25 "ihavejsvaiakebrgdjshsdejsimustlookaround"

[@tinyahhquarks]

"whaddid he say?"

[@LJMaster773]

qzeq really tried to sneak john pork into the video and think we wouldn't notice💀💀💀💀💀

[@DaRealCalavision]

Thanks for making my day better 😊

[@raptor4937]

You know it's a good Day when qzeq publishes

[@Bloxxer82]

probably the best channel for laughing and breaking devices #qzeqroadto200k ❤

[@-Majaa-]

Dude sacrificed his phone for us💀

[@user-hm6sw2rw7y]

*A phone It's even greater He bought a new fucking phone for this We need to give our man some Vodka

[@rex_5553]

9:48 *qzeq trying to figure out wth is terrorism*

[@Polygonlin]

When you said you could count the pixels I about choked on my drink LOL

[@UltraCenterHQ]

The fact he could've just used BlueStacks

[@DoodledSandwichthe2nd]

9:54 the person in taxi was literally tanya from mortal kombat

[@guy_plays4751]

7:29 succsesfully hacked ur phone

[@melodyfrancia5217]

10:00 With Mr Beast!

[@Geeler]

Extremely disappointed that you didn't play Flying Gorilla

[@therealloyzworld]

Qzeq you are genuinely one of the KZbinrs that make me laugh out loud

[@abyaby2743]

8:43 Godzilla x Kong : The New Empire is looking great guys!

[@thewayman1353]

Dad: Why is the FBI here? Still confused me.

[@Raffygamerpro]

That made always my mood better😂

[@Leonloqhsjd]

Dad:* buys a expensive cell phone for his son * The games that the son plays:

[@Pehmokettu]

I believe the guys who play these are some boomers who can't see the difference of a real and knock-off game. There are plenty of horror stories how some 60+ years old person bricked their phone or PC with malware because they just wanted to try a silly game. And their kids or grandkids try to see if the phone or PC can be saved.

[@Leonloqhsjd]

@JustASurvivalcraftWolf i mean the games not the phone

[@WillyStannard4790-bt8zn]

I wish you would show more game play in your videos. Your funny as hell bro thanks for the laughs😂

[@AIGOC]

3:03 MR BEEEEAAAAST

[@mationsstarter]

babe wake up qzeq just uploaded a new video

[@artiomvv569]

These are the type of games that I wouldn't let my kids play with.

[@johnnyjoestar9860]

Content has been really good, reminds me of radal, great job and keep up the great work

[@onelastpicandillbegone]

this phone describes the literally phones of ipad kids and smol kids with phones

[@qzeq]

the only thing it's missing is a coat of grease and cola stains

[@onelastpicandillbegone]

@@qzeq ikr

[@onelastpicandillbegone]

@@qzeqin the us it's probably Cheetos and shit

[@格雷·斯普倫基]

Doristorspiderman💀 **Gangsta dance**

[@karinthy.]

as someone who has the same phone, i laughed so hard at how qzeq is trying to figure out the way its working

[@qzeq]

this was my first time using an android 💀

[@goobert0985]

​@@qzeq lol

[@samholdsworth420]

@@qzeq noob

[@cyanmax5325]

@@qzeq nooobb

[@aboodimohammed5720]

I also have the same phone so your not wrong

[@harakat6665]

It amazes me how much people download this kind of games

[@Tamay.]

10:45 May I ask why your phone says Activate Windows?

[@qzeq]

It's a screen recording of a software that mirrors my phone 😁 It looked kinda dodgy so I ran it on my virtual machine and I don't have a license for that 😅

[@pamisesm]

My fucking samsung has better resolution than your fucking nokia

[@DarkyART456]

​@@qzeq😊

[@thekingofzero0]

Spider pubg man 😂😂😂 broo 5:25

[@Bigunclestone]

What’s this banger song 6:12

[@nowifi-zh9ru]

Pitbull hotel room service

[@Vextonomy]

Lmao

[@dusksroboticsandentertainm822]

What a chad, bro destroys his devices for quality entertainmebt

[@diggothebadkind]

the determination to actually buy a phone to destroy with virus is amazing

[@_amine_private]

Buy a phone for 90$*

[@-aku2805]

@@_amine_private What difference does that make?

[@Bdeblayt]

No virus

[@cmdrdyatlov]

4:58 the atlantis on background

[@AirknightTails]

8:51 I like on how it's using the Bluey title card font xD

[@josiahtheinsomnia5346]

8:20 bro is just like the other fortnite KZbinrs and tiktokers trying to pronounce kamehameha

[@rippyrappin]

урааа кьюзек LET THIS BRO A NEW PHONE🔥🔥‍🔥

[@a-humble_animal]

You always make my day 😂

[@ericoliver3403]

3:27 daddy's not spider-man 😂

[@iamgoogy]

3:29 daddy is not spiderman💯

[@yarge3735]

This qzeq room is remind's me video dank pods vibes😊

[@Suleyman_12210]

5:11 classic american spiderman

[@jorywy69]

I love qzeq and love when he cusses and says "Ei vittu..." Beacause im finnish i understand it

[@gavrilutmarcos996]

3:28 daddy’s not spiderman

[@sumerufan42069]

5:12 i think spiderman collabed with free fire 😱😱

[@alice20001]

The power is too strong. The video won't even load on my pc.

[@fahmiyurimishida9376]

Another great video from Qzeq!! Thank you❤

[@terrariadlc]

0:55 When the iphone user sees apple trend spread :lqtroll:

[@4quamarin3-REAL]

okay, this is hilarious. I have a friend named knox, who apparently has logged into a random android in russia. And lo and behold, this random russian android says “secured by knox.” are you for real????

[@CreationsByAlexy]

It's been a while since I've laughed at a youtube video. By that I mean a few years ago. Congrats and keep it up mate, you are unique.