Breaking My Techies Virginity (First Time Techies EVER)

[@BlitzSpanks]

Apologies if the video seems blurry/worse quality, there were some rendering problems with the video. Probably for the best since this is some disgusting Techies gameplay. Hope you guys enjoy it nevertheless. Much love.

[@somerandomguy6249]

Why are you still awake i thought you live in aus? Anyway nice vid

[@zenki8748]

Nothing you could do about the match.

[@ghettoham1223]

Liking your own comment? You Simp

[@tudorbadea9836]

we still love u..will u ever notice me senpai😢🥺🥺

[@mrsquadbot]

we understand u made the video blurry to ensor the blood, flesh and bones spewing around

[@DivineChickenWings]

Blitz : "I'm enjoying playing techies" His viewers : "He's speaking the language of gods!"

[@itriedpickles3153]

Lmao

[@matshito4890]

"lissen, i have an abandon" :DD

[@magnihansen7478]

lissen*

[@matshito4890]

@@magnihansen7478 there you go :D

[@magnihansen7478]

Matyáš Pittr :)

[@smurfpool7]

that techies user laugh 9:38

[@machicommentsection]

Techies mains all have that laugh hahaha

[@tortilla6960]

True lmao

[@gilgamesh4710]

can confirm this

[@Crowalixien]

Indeed.

[@abdullahmuddasser3932]

Throughout the whole video all of us techies mains had a humungus smile

[@AdamPradanaWPutra]

Yep. Need to makes a community for that XD

[@nurrohmatadiputra5378]

I am not techies main, and i smiled

[@machicommentsection]

Played techies for at least 800 hrs. I'm completely overjoyed at this content. Sometimes you just wanna see the whole world burn while you're laughing at others' misery because you're a Techies god.😂😂😂😂

[@Magnifiedfacts]

Hell yeah!

[@netherisinyt]

Omgg i can relate XD

[@trashcan3958]

Blitz, you have a natural talent for techies. Accept your fate!

[@farshadahmadi3482]

Blitz : Picked Techies * Ta :So It is Revealed

[@Dazemusic_]

That one dislike must be from that TB player xD

[@ifernclownerellayt3522]

2. Another from rubick

[@rhezie1731]

3. Necro too

[@Quotestoliveby-98]

Mirana too

[@MemeCentralll]

Techies player here: you see why we play this hero now? this hero is actually broken

[@Keumiii]

No one: Absolutely no one: Blitzspanks: IM GOIIIING IN DUUUUUDEEEE!!!

[@confus.d]

Your mom: **moans**

[@netherisinyt]

Your stepsister: **moans**

[@Quotestoliveby-98]

@@netherisinyt yamate kudasai

[@netherisinyt]

This is like the Moment when Pewdiepie actually loved playing minecraft lmao

[@friendsfrenz1944]

Hahahahhahahah

[@uliseslz104]

As a Techies Player, all I can say is: Good Job! Welcome to the cool and funny (Dark, bait, camper, 1 hour games) side

[@renzoianm.cancer5396]

This content is so entertaining and relatable because this was LITERALLY ME when I first tried out techies(A hero that I vowed I’d never play) from the guilt, to being defensive, to getting that satisfaction when u kill the same hero at the same spot everytime. Ahhh it’s like ecstasy.

[@sonicfox7793]

Looks like blitz played techies Welocome to the techies picker of heelllll

[@justinepasco7348]

Why everybody should play techies: 1. Tech has the longest silence duration in the game 2. Tech has a long ass root duration if stasis is max level. 3. U can transition to right click techies. 4. Techies is fun. ♡

[@dipii1744]

when there is a techies in the game , he is the only one having fun ...

[@tgomes3966]

i'm playing techies since 2008, and people still mad in the same way kkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@friendsfrenz1944]

Techies is the only hero having fun

[@PlasticShitlord]

lol at everyone replying, suck it up

[@radityoharimurti4641]

Man I miss those root piercing bkb of stasis won so many MMR making carry waste bkb cause he got rooted for 4 sec

[@THEMiracleOwl]

I want to see another part of the techies gameplay because its so funny seeing you laugh for other people suffering!!

[@chammi_desu]

That rage at 6:10 11:42 "This guy is so fun, dude" - Blitzspanks, 2019 (talking about techies) Pure Gold. XD

[@Axo807]

Thx blitz now ill play techies in my guardian rank

[@rithwiksathyan]

me irl

[@FireWyvern870]

@Blan_K at airplane

[@ne6548]

no one buys sentry in that place

[@pufuletz8576]

12:24 demoman? oh no please god he is turning into an explosives enthusiast

[@geanraz8774]

Silencer: Cant skill Slardar: Cant move Blood seeker: Cant escape Techies: *Can't push*

[@hawfcut2394]

yeah man, 3 rank 4 mines doesnt ruin a tower at all, right?

[@akiekoalforte7298]

This is somewhat the reaction i got first time playing techies

[@jas8706]

I need a blitzspanks scream/rage comp 😂😂😂

[@БилгүүнБлико]

6:21 everytime you decides to be a good person dota punishes you

[@teo-7242]

He went Cayinator build, he has Big Brain.

[@machicommentsection]

Cayinator is our Techies god and savior.

[@Magnifiedfacts]

No one can surpass Caynitor techies play.

[@jacksterII]

I saw myself, from years ago When I first played techies Laughing maniacally after every kill And I remembered my child like joy once more Thank you And yes I'm a piece of shit and I'm not sorry

[@Korato01]

Hell yeah Techies

[@levisamom5069]

Blitz gone full aui 2000 mode

[@thecyberblues7883]

The best counter to techies is having a brain, which most anti techies players seem to not have

[@ZeR0W1]

5:13 that timing tho

[@techeyes7956]

Dude your the best subs

[@Katiora862]

This does put a smile on my face🤣

[@tgomes3966]

when you starts play techies, you are choosing the dark side of the world

[@Veraisun]

This is the first video I've watched from you. Good to see some techies mains on youtube :)

[@Stickytiub]

have you heard cayinator ?

[@Florianmunz]

11:55 is where he realised what it takes to enjoy techies

[@mayalabo3906]

i miss this old techies~

[@obuyWw]

same! it was so much fun lol

[@re-6440]

welcome to the brotherhood blitz

[@2d839]

I'm glad my fucking boi Blitz played my fucking techies. now there's a reason why i love you more.

[@GaldiA]

11:55 *SELF RESPECT LEFT THE CHAT*

[@reelsDotA2]

i'm here laughing like an idiot at 3 years old clips. u are so funny dude

[@kasramarooned6034]

THIS was by faaaaaaaaaaar Best clip of your channel :D ROFL

[@artiso3671]

Blitz should make a how to play techies guide, since *you are* one now

[@ShadowNinjaOfFlames]

Dude, you got a sub bc of this video! Seriously though, the joy from you playing techies was awesome! And yes we are all POS that like techies. But, there’s just something to love about that hero 😂

[@leohd2371]

One of my favourite videos of you lately! ^^

[@cluelessjoe]

Embrace the Techies within....listen to your inner Spoon and accept who you are, then fully commit!

[@pawnzalivesea521]

I loved you Blitz, youre like a brother to me. Youre supposed to fight the dark side, not join them!

[@KingSummiA]

Welcome to the techies community

[@xzandermann]

Legit, my favourite ever video from blitz

[@irkenaye4935]

yeeeeeees !!!! finalyyyyyyy my herooooooo

[@fairnut6418]

9:33 rubick: oh uh NO AAAAA I REMEMBER, BACK, BACK!!

[@masterjepongs3133]

Im a cnt but i love it - blitz 2019.

[@xhy9178]

I LOVE IT!!! good to see you having fun too blitz!!!

[@albertgobrrr4133]

"I am a cunt and I love it" ~every techies player ever

[@wolontong]

i can imagine right now those techise players who died because of corona just greeting each other in hell

[@jimenezmykefranciz6273]

i watch this once a day

[@oles9955]

222 likes 0 dislikes, everyone enjoys some techies lmao

[@pencileraser9477]

A man's slow decent into madness

[@novon101]

You play 5-6 heroes max! There should be many cherries that you haven't popped. Lol

[@rahulvidhate23]

I laughed so hard at this XD

[@rutvikrs]

Techies is special tho. A hero made for assholes just like me.

[@Alonne1]

this is how old techies was supposed to be played you blasted off like crazy on lanning stage and then you went onto the enemy side of the jungle and took control of it after that was just push until barracks and repeat, most people didnt understood this now techies is a generic hero

[@Chaosdunk_]

PLEASE WE NEED MORE

[@pepepls6660]

I think you've found your calling

[@ejtongol40]

Once you get a taste of how fun it is trolling and baiting people is with techies, you're gonna keep coming back. Thats techies for you. Haha

[@Stan_Crimes]

One of us One of us One of us One of us

[@wolontong]

seems like only while playing techies he got his video has a render problem. not that techies destroyed his mind but also destroyed his content too. this hero is cursed.

[@masterjepongs3133]

Techies main here since dota 1

[@jamiecottrell2347]

Blitz has found is one true calling.

[@petersuckau9603]

One of us, one of us, ONE OF UUUS

[@whispersandscreams1]

This hero was made for you

[@spagoots4188]

You have never had fun at doto until you play techies.

[@LiamKaiser93]

Techies mains: One of us

[@yardsale8907]

The six dislikes are from the whole radient team plus their coach

[@Georgy_47]

i watched it live i have never seen you more happy except when u where playing monkey king and got triple kill by pressing one button 🤣❤️gg pog championeeee

[@carlbautista9787]

The pause after a kill. +1 respect. HAHAHA

[@TheOuchee]

You were the chosen one. You were supposed to destroy them not join them

[@Pickyeats1119]

The more you hate the more you love

[@basimaziz]

This is so fun to watch. fr tho, ur pretty good at techies naturally. Playing aggressively instead of passive defense. Nice~.

[@FlyLeah]

You sacrificed your soul to play this hero, lul xD

[@giggity6972]

Should have made the title "ONE NIGHT STAND WITH TECHIES"

[@Slateproc]

pure catharsis

[@AdamPradanaWPutra]

Try it for another 7yrs, and you will find NOT only that it is fun, but also that techies is inside you. You will sometimes giggling shit like no reason or whatever lulz

[@rougecrown]

Blitz, as a fellow techies player, I think you should definitely play much more techies. If you want to be extra disgusting, try this - go Agha, then mine their shrine + minefield sign the bomb. Explode them as soon as they come in- there's nothing in Dota that even comes close to how good that feels.

[@nickoalbes6546]

These are wholesome sadistic moments.

[@nikolasimoni5018]

The day he became theb very thing he swore to destroy

[@CaragYT]

Tech

[@muhazim96]

Ah, this is refreshing

[@nathansuarez5543]

Noone: Blitz: IM GOING IN BOISS!!!

[@christiancamarena5969]

Havent seen him this happy since rhasta roam

[@bigcatlovesyou1658]

Blitz techies makes so much damn sense lmao

[@oger3225]

He is becoming one of us chat.

[@atfberkmaya3132]

Slacks would be proud.

[@kmndrawings2485]

Legends say he lost his sanity

[@sinfinite4]

I haven't laughed this much in a long time

[@qura4607]

I just start playing techies....and youtube recommend this

[@lowkey.7363]

now i want to play techies

[@abhishekpawar7250]

once you get that techies blood on you, you just need more

[@aniketmikeraha]

We weren't supposed to let the KZbin bois find out about the techies stream. Alas! More viewers coming up in Twitch 😂

[@tudorbadea9836]

shut up aniket

[@aniketmikeraha]

I wish I could 😏

[@jarnovanderwal3318]

We have officialy lost blitz pepehands

[@chaeberry1730]

I feel you man. Every time I play Techies I get the same feeling hahahaha. Not gonna lie you good man.

[@shaunfrost720]

Cayinator and robotvice wants to know your location.

[@zizanrazak5750]

"Holy shit, I am a cunt, and I love it" -Blitzspank 2k19

[@enix0053]

now you see why techies is fun :))))) its not about winning..... *BUT SENDING A MESSAGE*

[@eyupylmaz9813]

Cayinator would be proud.