Breaking SPORE in the Worst Way.

[@DepressedDiego]

I love how the evolution of spore as a game to the public went from "this will be amazing" to "this was a massive disappointment" to "internet cultural relic"

[@papapanders488]

I've never understood why people didn't like it

[@DepressedDiego]

@@papapanders488 spores marketing had a lot of over ambitious claims and very promising tech demos of what would later be cut content. Promising the moon and delivering a turtle sandbox is much more common now in games media but it was new(er) back then and people got really upset. I had made my first ever built PC to run spore and felt a sting when a lot of what I was sold on wasn't in the game.

[@Rig0r_M0rtis]

@@papapanders488 People did like it tho.

[@spartan117407]

@@papapanders488 i am still mad they cut the aquatic stage(it was supose to be after cell but before creature), But i did have a good time

[@sambutler9927]

@@papapanders488 it was the No Man's Sky of 2008

[@adamconner9302]

This is one of the few games I can say that I beat accidentally. At the galactic stage I conquered a huge swath of the galaxy around me, got bored with it, and decided to just head straight to the center of the galaxy with my unbeatable ship. I was completely caught off guard that getting there was the end of the game.

[@pawa7714]

you can get there like half of the halfway through the galaxy stage... Your ship is trash? You just gotta be smart, those short ass cyborgs are anyway dumber than you

[@sydisverytired]

legit had no clue there WAS an ending

[@pedrotalons1422]

I tried getting there but the i got to a point whre the only star i could go was to far to reach lol

[@happyjellycatsquid]

I didn’t even KNOW there was an ending. I hated playing the galaxy state for some reason, I think it might have been a little challenging for my child self who just could not be bothered lol

[@Deadpool-ri3rq]

I had no clue there was an ending to Spore for years dude, I just floated around exploring worlds, terraforming, and abducting creatures.

[@timkrz8348]

an alternate history where the British Empire existed but humans didn't.

[@kemopypes4567]

an alternate history where EA dont shut down the spore servers

[@joshualaing9711]

The British empire is eternal

[@theamazinglucia5224]

wait, that's illegal

[@jimzimmer2048]

Us brits couldn’t put Indians in concentration camps nooooo

[@tinchosabala]

An alternate universe in which the British Empire is inhabitated by Tea that drink humans.... No, that’s too messed up

[@budinhapalmieri]

Spiff: we need a small hitbox so we don't get hit Also Spiff: D A D D Y G R A N D L I M B

[@meowsers775]

*Plays hardest difficulty* Spiff: "Why is this game so hard?"

[@RokuroCarisu]

He is also shit at the game.

[@ErikaWeiss633]

@@RokuroCarisu Indeed, beaten the game on Hard over the span of about 4 hours. The biggest bitch is you can't die in the Creature Stage because Spore will crash. Not to mention Tribal and Civilization Stages are a total bitch. Space Age is just a game of marketing and trading resources with another empire. Then once you have Interstellar Drive 5, stock up on a shit ton of energy and health packs, a few colony packs, and start moving to the Galactic Core. (The biggest hurtle is setting up a colony as close to the center as possible, because you WILL die several times. Just keep clicking so you're always in motion until you get to the Galactic Core because you're gonna have a shit ton of heat on your tail until you reach it.) Once you get there, boom, you're pretty much done with the story and can do fuck all until you get bored.

[@terryfuldsgaming7995]

@@ErikaWeiss633 yeah, now do it by destroying all surrounding civliazations. lol Soo hard to fight in the space age. Everyone teams up on you.

[@terryfuldsgaming7995]

@@ErikaWeiss633 oh yeah, or you could always make friends of the grox. It is possible. but then everyone else turns on you.

[@ErikaWeiss633]

@@terryfuldsgaming7995 Not if you kite well enough. And if you have Shield, then you can just yeet cities with your Mega Bomb. The biggest hurtle was Capital worlds if you don't have shield, but once you take then without destroying the cities, then place down a spice storage module... *Sweats profusely* Just look at all that money. Your own Capital world is garbage, but everyone else can get 80 spice stored if you don't destroy any buildings. Say goodbye to your money problems.

[@thewumpus5694]

this single video has unlocked some primal desire to play spore within me

[@GOAK_1]

Once I saw how brit’s Phalica bite, it makes me want to play this game

[@kerbo2383]

I remember getting spore... the guy who made it made a great ted talk about it

[@okeandresen976]

I just bought it for 4€ in a Steam sale

[@bosniencommie1202]

Yes bicose spor is cool

[@jplabs456]

P H A L I C U S

[@androkon6920]

Those graphic glitches never happened to me. I want my money back :/

[@ethanhickey5478]

Same for me! I never had any graphical glitches with over 200 hours into Spore! So disappointing.

[@RedMatterGamingGG]

same here

[@benshalev878]

Ethan Hickey I think the disappointing thing is that u played spore for 200hours.

[@UwUWarden]

seizure warning lol

[@mcxopjesh]

Yeah, ive played spore since like 2009, never seen anything like that, maybe he has an unofficial version (aka anything other then physical or origin) but even then, the worse bugs I usually see is objects floating. The worst thing I ever saw was movement being weird, and trees violently swaying when you approach them, but I updated the game and it fixed it. I've never seen anything like he encountered.

[@patentedorganism1557]

I’m pretty sure that if this game had more development time and a more cohesive creative vision, it would’ve been the best thing since sliced bread.

[@stuglife5514]

Funnily enough the games beta had a lot more systems apparently and was more in depth but EA basically forced them to remake the game because they were afraid it would be too hard for kids to understand

[@hexagonalchaos]

Greatest thing since skip ads

[@leepic5631]

@@hexagonalchaos Just do A seperate download for that Kids probaly wont fins it and IF They do The are probaly going to be able tô play

[@hellothere702]

@@stuglife5514 petition for them to remake the game with all the systems since we're all adults now? I'd be down, I hated spore as a kid but now it's one of my favorites, I think they messed up making it a "kids" game.

[@Unstrict]

I loved this game

[@juraon]

spiffing brit: -everyone hates the cell stage. me: well I guess I ain't somebody

[@ErikaWeiss633]

Imo, it's pretty tedious because in order to get the power that'll most definitely help you in the later stages, you need to complete it.

[@xaverius6170]

The cell stage is the second best. Now the tribal stage, nobody would weep for that.

[@ErikaWeiss633]

@@xaverius6170 Try having every single tribe hate you and try to steal your food before you get enough to give them a gift. And you have to take out the first town immediately or else you'll be overwhelmed by 4 tribes wanting to kill you whether you're friendly or not. Honestly, my favorite stage is Civilization, even though it's debatably the hardest one depending on what you start as and what you're going for.

[@klafsen]

#1 cell stage #2 creature stage #3 alt+f4

[@zookkee1189]

Unpopular Opinion: Cell stage is the best

[@EduardoElNegrete]

13:47 Basically: “Ok guys im gonna do some off camera mining, not gonna advance that much anyways, so see ya’ later” *addDNA intensifies*

[@Germane075]

„I wont cheat this time“

[@kiro1469]

adddna is the greatest mistake in spore.

[@Chinesepotato]

...There are cheats in spore?

[@kiro1469]

@@Chinesepotato Yes, and it is glorious.

[@Chinesepotato]

@@kiro1469 I played the game trough like 5 times, how do i activate them >:《

[@ethangates2496]

You should play Total War Warhammer 2 as the Dark Elves and break the game with their slave economy!

[@baseddepartment285]

He needs to pin this comment

[@HardcoreGabe]

Everyone should like this comment

[@RekSaiyt]

He really needs to play it

[@NerdGuy1988]

I dont normally comment on youtube but I am here because this needs to be a thing.

[@bookmaniac6504]

imgur.com/a/sgmwFs9, i did that xD

[@buddylake1824]

I absolutely love watching people play this game. It's interesting to see how differently people go at it.

[@jbritgaming7308]

I just build carnivorous penis monsters with a deadly spit attack and some little knee-maces

[@maulino4036]

yet they all seem to make their creatures rather phallic

[@efimkabro3118]

Glitches of the screen due to the recording/screen capture program. It manages to capture the sprites that the game uses during loading, which provokes their appearance to us.

[@wayway7017]

Oh god that was haunted

[@colefrench5105]

Nah it’s demons

[@aerissai8341]

Is it just me and my *perfect* copy of Spore, or has that texture glitch Spiff keeps seeing, never once happened to me through my 4-5 years of owning the game?

[@caitlinn8616]

I've never seen it either, but someone said it happens with recording software and someone else said it happens with certain graphic cards. I've recorded spore and never seen the glitch, but I'm gonna go check the videos to make sure.

[@ceaselesswatcher3707]

I've had Spore for a good 11 years at this point, playing it on and off throughout those years in different hardware, recording my gameplay and uploading it on KZbin. Never encountered this glitch either. The only glitch I remember encountering is BAD_DATA which I remember scaring the shit out of me as a kid playing the game.

[@birbisdaword3453]

@@ceaselesswatcher3707 weird seeing you don’t have any videos

[@ceaselesswatcher3707]

@@birbisdaword3453 I'm talking about a decade back, nothing recent enough to have uploaded to my account

[@birbisdaword3453]

@@ceaselesswatcher3707 k

[@DainnGreywall]

"HOW DO I COUNTER THE SUCC?!" Spiff - 2019

[@biffman6]

the S U C C has no counter, all will bow down to the mighty S U C C

[@qsoup4371]

I don't know but i would like to learn that technique as well

[@qsoup4371]

@@biffman6 U S U R E ?

[@medi0cregameplay193]

Honestly I still enjoy this entire game. I think the space stage was my favorite being able to go from planet to planet cataloguing, and vaporizing entire species. Terraforming planets and watching creatures freak out as massive craters randomly from underneath them lol. Simply put, if you have no life and sink an unhealthy amount of time into this game, it actually gets really fun

[@partlycloudy7707]

It's a buggy, broken game but honestly I adore it with all of my being. The devs basically went "go fucking nuts" and it's super fun.

[@potatobread5134]

Well said past me!

[@jojogacha974]

My best strategy for dealing with enemy’s in that stage is what i call, the spaceballs strategy. Basically i just suck all of their air destroying all but one of their colonies then destroy the last one.

[@TanyaSapienVintage]

>>talks about how the succ is overpowered >>proceeds to not use the succ

[@sparklygames71]

@@thespiffingbrit would you not want to be the next Mark Suckerberg?

[@km5405]

*demonetized*

[@DisKorruptd]

2 succ with bitey center is stronk (or was it 2 bitey with succ center? I forget)

[@JorgetePanete]

@@thespiffingbrit it's*

[@Gehrmanthefirsthunter7247]

EXACTLY WHAT I SAID!!! *Proceeds to play NGAHHH! from undertale for tension*

[@vanishingsouls3655]

Honestly this was one of my first computer games and I’ve loved it every time I go back to it. Haven’t had the graphic glitches that you’re having in the cell stage either.

[@joshuaspath6923]

I’ve had it on my new computer. I looked it up and I guess it’s a problem with newer graphic cards and that also why when you die in creature stage the game crashes unless you press esc to skip the death cutscene. Not sure why

[@biglefteye5017]

Pretty sure it’s the problem of him having a new graphics card, and the fact he picked the worst graphics setting that his card won’t allow

[@capitancuba1]

@@joshuaspath6923 I have an occasional crash from death but not the graphics problem..

[@troyklein6379]

i still play it but it isn't the same because the sound on the game broke

[@troyklein6379]

@@capitancuba1 it only crashes for me in the space stage

[@senpaishade]

There is a DLC of sorts called Galatic Adventures that makes Space Stage like 20,000x better

[@Tetrini]

I had Galactic Adventures, but wasn't it just a way to play online maps in the same style as the creature stage?

[@tystickgaming3772]

I have the special edition of spire called galatic edition is slot better than the regular

[@scottvermiliion927]

Adam Roberts it gave a bunch of like quests kind of...for the space stage added more items and customizable stuff..

[@regaleagle6533]

@@scottvermiliion927 Plus player made content that was nice.

[@tystickgaming3772]

I can't get the disk to work on my computer who want to buy😂

[@danikisikan9821]

The screen flash you get when changing colours is because it gets glitchy when you record the game itself. If you do screen capture instead of game capture, it works fine.

[@potatopayton]

thankky

[@snarkbotanya6557]

I have definitely done the "kill the low-tech species and take their planet" strategy... it's especially tempting when you find a T3 planet with one of the rare kinds of spice, and those tribes are the only thing standing between you and the sweet, sweet tea money...

[@littlemonarch2820]

What you should do is monolith them and then take over the planet once they are uplifted, and then take the planet over, which is a high teir homework’s instead of just a T3 world

[@snarkbotanya6557]

@@littlemonarch2820 I don't think I'm evil enough to do that via war... I'd have to buy it from them via trade route. No chance of accidentally destroying cities that way, either.

[@rustyjones7908]

@@littlemonarch2820 I do a more American approach. I uplift species then use them to fight proxy wars on my behalf. Never wiped out The Grox entirely but I did carve out a few safe corridors.

[@ethannugent6704]

@@rustyjones7908 I joined the grox in my first playthrough, I just bought a shit ton of world breakers and started nuking every world in every system I went in and the grox eventually accepted me

[@DonutOfNinja]

I think I destroyed all cities on a planet once but they still owned the planet

[@thetotalgamearmy3266]

Spiff "haha this is fun" Color-inverted Vietnam and Korea footage: *SUBMIT TO THE TEA GODS*

[@mysticmoonplays8657]

I showed my brother this and now he's doing a dance on the ground

[@nashnash6553]

Breakdancing?

[@larsweidner6248]

Seizure

[@ichbinfreitag2]

Haha 69 while seizure

[@TTeuio6969420]

Broke the 69

[@user-luxcidis]

Bro stop 💀💀

[@noneofyoubusiness4895]

Actually getting to the center of the galaxy can get easire each time you do it ... Rather than making a quick dash to the centre if you build up a really powerful empire and conquer your way through. Expand your own empire until it encompasses the galactic core. Then any new games you play, you can just go to the centre via the captured systems of your saved game, rather than those still held by the Grox ... A definite step forwards if you're into empire building and playing your empries against each other raher than fighting the grox

[@Sebastian-oz1lj]

But why waste your time on all this? There is a teleport that brings you very close to the center, from where you can almost in a straight line get to the center of the galaxy in a very short time. Without figuring out which way to go, because the star density is high.

[@isaacoleen7965]

"How do I counter the Succ?!" Spiff 2019

[@FilmsNerf2]

"I didn't realize the succ was OP!"

[@rakaross186]

Will Wright, nerf the succ

[@charlesuzozie5747]

An ad came up at the start of the video asking the question "does god exist...." I now have my answer

[@michaelgregor1640]

They need to implement the molecular stage where you just sort of drift around as a single carbon atom in a soup of elements until you bind with enough things to form lipids and nucleic acids.

[@ash_rock]

9:00 what you're seeing there is the texture map of your lovely creature being flashed onto your screen. I have no idea how that was even possible.

[@I-have_phonophobia]

Only saving my space 12:52

[@Bandit74100]

These graphical glitches never have happened to me your game must be busted.

[@wirytiox1577]

Im shure his video card its too new for the game and the graphics driver are not prepared for spore and spore suffer :c

[@Bandit74100]

@@wirytiox1577 well I have a very recent video card. And the game doesn't glitch out on me.

[@wirytiox1577]

@@Bandit74100 well... maybe is the capture software?

[@sawdustmuncher]

It happens to a lot of people.

[@The-Listener]

i watch someone play spore and they said that it was because they record and spore dont like people that are recording

[@ea5yliver]

6:05 "And the tea goes into the water of this world and, of course, emerging from that tea leaf we get: our first-" *American*

[@ripoffpingu]

"they just succed me" "they're succing me!" "how do i counter the succ?" "i just got succed to death!" "i abandoned the succ" "the succ was OP" this is why i am a subscriber edit: holy shit why do people keep liking this comment

[@Kaldortangerine]

You mean succscriber?

[@PrinceNexus_]

I remember I would always go omnivore in cell stage, then use the omnivore ability in the creature stage - summon flock - to make easy friends with Rogue species, which are almost always absurdly op. Id get a full pack of comba-focused rogues, max out my offensive skills, and exterminate everything that isn't an epic.

[@ktptrumpet]

And then u keep them as pets in the tribal stage :) Egg

[@intensityz6462]

If you happen to see this a year later.... kill the epics. If you lure them back to your nest they get stuck on the terrain and you can spit ball them to death.... massecure all.... none survive

[@PrinceNexus_]

@@intensityz6462 Good to know, thanks :D

[@orbitalostrich2629]

How dare you desecrate my childhood game!

[@cloudstrife5174]

Ha get spored! >:3

[@orbitalostrich2629]

:(

[@cloudstrife5174]

@@orbitalostrich2629 Naw dont worry I love Spore. :) Spore-friend :D

[@orbitalostrich2629]

:D

[@Gormathius]

You can’t desecrate what was unholy to begin with.

[@lumpilumpinski9951]

Spore was a funny concept. Worth a remake.

[@theortheo2401]

we can only pray :(

[@unocualqu1era]

Hopefully the remake would have more realism and depth. I think that's what killed spore, it used to look a lot more realistic in pre-release videos.

[@theortheo2401]

@@unocualqu1era yeah the pre release version was lit.

[@GhazMazMSM]

Imagine a gory,violent and graphic version of spore.

[@runforestrunfpv4354]

EA will monetise it to death

[@danielpadmore660]

This was the first game i ever played and was the only game i had for like a year so i played this game to death. In one of my play-through i conquered the entire galaxy. Every Single System I had no life.

[@arandomzoomer4837]

Including the grox?

[@KMRamsTV]

Daniel my hero.

[@schmarcel4238]

Daniel Padmore i am in awe at your patience, as you completed, what i was never able to...

[@Skullkid16945]

Same here XD. First thing I did was go to the center as soon as possible, then got that staff of life and ran the grox out of the center. then it was war with the rest of the galaxy. Planet busters are fun :) I was worse than the grox.

[@sus4644]

@@arandomzoomer4837 i mean it would only take like 1-3 weeks to do that.

[@GrouchyRaccoon]

Spore Creatures is obviously the superior game and has so much replayability. I absolutely did not just forget it existed after blasting through its story in a single afternoon, anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

[@bufoalvarius2520]

Yeah dude loved that game when i was a kid, almost forgot about it thanks for reminding me

[@Deadpool-ri3rq]

I actually found out about Spore from Spore Creatures

[@hellothere702]

I was so disappointed with creatures it's fun making them but like it could've been so much better

[@FlamingAtheist]

Spore: Exists Anyone playing: Must make dong at some point

[@bingchilling3713]

Lmao thats just spot on

[@noahm44]

..Nope

[@plague6566]

Poor bob

[@ElectricPickleAttack]

Never made a dong, did make a dragon with a top hat.

[@hestiashearth478]

lmao yes, i once created a bipedal humanoid monster that spits acid in his dong

[@SbsGrinth]

This game needs a sequel I liked the concept, justnot the execution.

[@nerdychocobo]

It seems like the largest problem is they didn't have the time or resources to execute the idea properly

[@historicalaccuracy15]

@@nerdychocobo Yeah EA fucked this game I still enjoyed it especially being a little 10 yo at the time but compared to the gameplay I saw teased before it came out I was soarly disappointed... Just look up "spore 35 minute demonstration"

[@kaimcconnell2137]

Yes.

[@jadebailey3826]

Historical Accuracy As EA does with... well pretty much everything

[@historicalaccuracy15]

@@jadebailey3826 Yeah I got this strange feeling whenever EA shuts down it'll be on a gamer holiday. Why? Any day those fuckers finally fold will go down as a holiday for us all

[@derrickr.a.zulway9613]

Q - How does the Phalicus eat? A - It mashes the bodies into paste with the balls and absorbs the resulting smegma through the skin, much like a moisturizer.

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

I hate you for cursing my eyes with this sentence

[@Venomox666]

Great!

[@Ryan6.022]

You need to see a therapist. . .

[@Venomox666]

@@Ryan6.022 Awesome!

[@theXEN0KID]

It would have cost you £0.00 to not say that, and yet you did it anyway

[@EskayRogue]

One of my biggest wishes is a spiritual successor to spore, that actually has some love and care put in, someone could make an amazing game out of its skeleton

[@joshuagonzalez4183]

maybe elysian eclispe?

[@michaelknackstedt8315]

I played this game so much growing up and I believe it was an amazing game. I’m sad they didn’t have as much stuff they planned in the alpha or whatever but the game was still extremely fun and I hope there could be an actual sequel to the game for modern standards imagine the scale of the creature stage and the variety in environment but with all the creature creating and stuff. And imagine this game but with a modern graphics (not necessarily realistic but like pleasing) and being able have a water stage. Idk I just feel like this game could really evolve ;) into something even better.

[@m3m3y_]

The series has so much potential for an amazing sequel but I’m pretty sure the company that made the game shut down

[@Stickmantoon]

I see what you did there ;)

[@penguinstarlette4028]

A stage between cell and creature would be awesome in my opinion

[@Sebastian-oz1lj]

MAXIS company is dead but EA have rights so they could create sequel if they believe they could earn money on it. Maybe let's make a petition showing how many people would buy

[@KingOfTheKindle]

Check out thrive, it’s a spiritual successor to this game, but it’s still a work in progress at this current point.

[@michaelwinters6486]

6:20 "The tea goes into the water" *Boston harbour intensifying*

[@MoMo-sf8vk]

yas america

[@nathanvalentini2881]

Almost had a heart attack when I almost shared it to the family tv during the pink phalicus stage

[@abuckarooboyo7104]

Restoration 100

[@biggieshoes5278]

Was it the part where it was getting sucked to death?

[@Nothing2000]

@@biggieshoes5278 It was 21:55

[@isabellegiddins8428]

My friend did that on porn hub

[@thecaliconinja7667]

Lol

[@MeaKyori]

Fun fact apparently my husband was famous in the creature forums for creating the method to allow body parts to be detached. He has gotten randomly messaged on reddit from someone recognizing his username before.

[@globby7820]

Epilepsy warnings⚠️ Start End 9:00 - 9:24 10:37 - 10:39 11:45 - 11:47 15:59 - 16:14 16:27 - 16:28 16:51 - 16:54 19:35 - 19:37 20:59 - 21:10 I’m not bothered to write the rest down but if your sensitive to flashing lights don’t watch this video

[@kremin234]

Lawful good

[@mitchellsedmak]

The cell stage was my favorite part. I wish this game had put much much more emphasis on growing and evolving as a cell and animal. I never even bothered being a civilization.

[@m3m3y_]

Tribal and Civilisation stage are nowhere near as good as Cell, Creature and Space

[@m3m3y_]

@Muchinoi Tribe and Civ are too short and don’t have much to do but in Space you get to travel the universe

[@CosmicFishFaced]

You forgot Hentai starts in the Civilization Era

[@kaitlyn__L]

Yeah the cellular stage was the part I played the most

[@quantumshere2634]

Cool! I played creature stage the most

[@DHDragon]

Oh God. Spore. Spore is amazing. Spore honestly deserved to be better than it was. And it was still hilarious.

[@chubchubsmash6235]

I remember playing spore so much. One thing I remember getting annoyed with is, as a kid, I used only my laptop with no mouse and since I lacked a scroll wheel I couldn't resize parts and I didn't have the awareness to just ask my mom for a mouse to use.

[@Scothulu]

What's strange is that I haven't ever experienced this "epileptic" glitch. Perhaps it's because I have an old copy, or I use low graphics. Either way, this is my first encounter with this glitch.

[@Scothulu]

@@mattpain4347 That's interesting, from what I could make out, it printed an full spread image of a texture ingame. So it's strange it only reacts like this with recording software, as it's only copying what it sees, yet it causes such a eye sore.

[@Scothulu]

@Muchinoi It's an old disc, shows you how old this thing is, lol.

[@Scothulu]

@Muchinoi Yeah, I still have the disc too, at this point it might as well be a relic.

[@caitlinn8616]

I've never seen that glitch before either!

[@caitlinn8616]

@@mattpain4347 That's interesting. I've never seen this glitch before and I've recorded quite a bit of spore. Maybe I'll have to rewatch those recordings to see if it showed up there but not while I was playing?

[@stefanpwinc]

Spore was the first game I ever got excited for before release, and I followed it closely and obsessed about it for several years. Was a bit disappointed with the end result, but still a charming and unique game

[@jayeisenhardt1337]

It prove a great point for mods and other gamer based solutions. Just look at what can be created if you give people the tools. A server, some easy to use tools, freedom. Charge for that, get rich and do little work. Everyone will love you for it and beg to give you more money. People spend so much time working for a buck to survive they want something they can enjoy, doubly so if they can create.

[@accounteliminato3885]

Jay Eisenhardt then EA came and destroyed the dream

[@EighmyLupin]

I honestly do think the game was ahead of its time. So many of the features they wanted in the game, just couldn't be in it, due to technological limitations. I'd love to see a Spores remastered with all the extra features.

[@ryuyokamikaze]

spore was such a fun game imo I loved it a lot when I played it and I still do Also: I never saw any of those glitches lol

[@FrankieWuzHere]

Had so many glitches when I played. Once started in the water and kept being killed by the giant creature you normally get killed by if you go into the water when I would go onto land. Had one issue where my chief in civi stage wouldn't let me guys play music :/ Another time I had an epic creature right on my starting nest that kept spawn killing me. Fun.

[@Thelifeofbudder]

@@FrankieWuzHere omg the glitch is hilarious, I remember having an annoying glitch where the first mission didn't work so you couldnt progress, I love the game but it's so unstable lol.

[@FunbuddyDoge]

I remember playing Spore. It's so fun, I'm gonna go play it for a while now.

[@Thelifeofbudder]

@@FunbuddyDoge if you want so advice on how to have a fun challenge, try to make everything in creature stage extinct.

[@FrankieWuzHere]

@@Thelifeofbudder Including epics deathless. Just run then into certain structures and they can't get past then spam spit. You can kill one solo with max spit before starving easily.

[@thomasdevlin5825]

It would be so cool to see a remake of spore that fixed some of the lamer aspects. I love spore, but once the tribal stage comes it starts to feel kinda underdeveloped

[@gingerinajacket8519]

Or just a "Spore 2" that overhauls and delivers on what was apparently promised to people, maybe smooth out the development of creatures and civilizations some.

[@JamesThompson-zu3bq]

tribal is probably my least fave stage

[@zubik3219]

1:12 O my god I am sooooo happy. It's just every time I see a Czech flag or something Czech related in some random English video it just always makes me happy. Thank you.

[@sirfake]

Lol pravda

[@MutedAndReported3032]

Najs

[@fialovaledlampa5118]

Jakožto Česko we are expanding on the speed of sound

[@Stettafire]

A fan of the "Today I found Out" channel then?

[@X1R-EZ]

Trueee

[@inkiepie2259]

Me: Rubs my eyes too hard My eyes:

[@Kyrionx]

For anyone curious about the flashy texture glitches, that's just the way the video was recorded. Assuming Spiff is using OBS and records using Game Capture, it'll also capture texture loads in the background, as if Spiff were to use Window Capture, it'll get rid of all that flashy texture loading and only record the window itself.

[@Sparkle8205]

MHG Kyrion exactly.

[@SirMrMilo]

I thought that it was my ipad tripping

[@Felicety1989]

I played it and I finished it. Way back in the day, when the servers were still online XD how time flies

[@d5o1001]

This man is so hard to read: is he sarcastic, satirical or does he genuinely believe half of what he says.

[@filthyferret3492]

Yes

[@frantisekmixa2204]

Yes

[@anormalcorpus4804]

Yes

[@yurialexandre2037]

Yes

[@SwannDog]

Yes

[@lizardherbalist2153]

Spiff:Czech that seems fine Me: I liked that : )

[@milanhlavacek6730]

Čus

[@slick3996]

piči to je tak random jak vždycky u zahraničních ytbers vidím zmínku o nás xd

[@okroon256]

Jn XDDDD

[@dikul3153]

Konečně jsme kolonií Británie

[@petrstepan1714]

@@dikul3153 Czexit is next.

[@destroyer4178]

11:51 the proboscis is really the only part i like in the cell stage, not only do i get to be omnivorous but its also super op, Ex: with normal mandibles you cant bite something bigger than your size. But when i used to play i could literally kill anything, and the stun made it even more op

[@sigmundfreud5803]

When he says god this game is perfect you know already that the video is gonna be perfect

[@andoniarmentia1024]

I love that Daddy Grand Limb looks like a biblically accurate representation of an angel

[@ri3121]

the visual glitch is actually something that only happens when recording. I once recorded some spore and didnt get the glitch, but when i watched back the footage that exact glitch was there. Weird stuff.

[@Rationalasylum]

He sees it as it’s happening

[@ri3121]

@@thespiffingbrit Thank you, for being one of the few youtubers left that can actually make me laugh out loud.

[@Caphalem]

I find it humorous that I'm getting ads for coffee machines while watching Spiff's videos.

[@arrtemfly]

that what he gets for disliking german invasion of poland... wait, did i watch the video backwards?

[@jevans5615]

To this day, I can't figure out if Spiff actually likes Spore

[@asdf3668]

he does

[@cc0767]

@@asdf3668 everyone does

[@Stea1kSauce]

I'm a little late to the party on this one, but I found that the hands down best weapons in the game at space age were the weather terraforming tools. Is the enemy too big for you to fight or would it be too tedious? Easy, just max out the planet's temperature or pressure. They'll be left with a handful of cities for you to steamroll, then you can terraform the planet back after you're done.

[@imaginaryparsnip]

the phalicus eats by literally tea-bagging the corpse of the enemy.... XD

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

"Nobody finished the game" I mean, if you mean reaching the center of the galaxy, yes, I did.

[@Atamosk-bu7zt]

wow... just... wow...

[@ferdinandroig3460]

Now for the next step: own the whole galaxy

[@trentb3148]

NERD

[@yuridvoski973]

Yes i have do all my life of child for do the same and at least grox agree my presence haha but never go in the center of the center of the galaxy in the "main system" haha

[@yuridvoski973]

​@Mk. 5II33II4N maybe ppl are not just English

[@nicushicks]

God I loved playing Spore. I don't think I ever finished a full go through though.

[@ghostrecondelta1741]

On my game, I made friends with the Grox, then proceeded to do trade routes with them. A year of trading later, I am the new Grox. So I'd say I won the game.

[@thealmanancy9020]

When making friends with the grox, you simultaneously go to war with literally every other species in the galaxy Yeah, I did that too and had to reset my galaxy because there were no more grox

[@owainderoubaix7183]

@@thealmanancy9020 hey, it takes less time than destroying them. Believe me, it takes forever

[@thealmanancy9020]

@@owainderoubaix7183 you... Did what? Are you crazy? How much time did you spend taking over the galaxy?

[@owainderoubaix7183]

@@thealmanancy9020 too much

[@owainderoubaix7183]

@@thealmanancy9020 think though it was about 300 hours, with some waste time stopping environmental disasters and grox attacks

[@DonFernandez43]

i don't know what platform you are using to play spore but I've NEVER faced glitches of that f'd up magnitude holy shoot!

[@_M4X15]

You shouldn't be afraid of saying fuck on the internet

[@zacharyvenzor6896]

FatBoiSlim you shouldn’t be afraid of not saying f*** on the internet

[@soullessSiIence]

Foock

[@mcxopjesh]

Frick

[@DonFernandez43]

FatBoiSlim but jesus is watching and if i swear he might send me to heck

[@puschkulbobe5371]

"Why does god need a spaceship?", Captain James T. Kirk

[@poilboiler]

Why does god need a tea cup?

[@battleship6177]

I remember that

[@pc792]

Quoting the worst star trek film. I knew youtube comment were offensive but Bro this just isn't cool.

[@puschkulbobe5371]

@@pc792 your opinion is, as mine, debatable. But i will let you know that i value the first movie very much less than any other original Kirk movie. You just have to become one with the fith movie.

[@pc792]

@@puschkulbobe5371 Having a laugh man, i dc what you think about the film really, everyone's opinion is there own. /whoosh

[@siliconhawk]

2 mins in and we are still at EA god awful online services. yeah sounds legit gameplay

[@willchappell9989]

Germany invaded Poland on the 1st of September, not the 3rd

[@zamalamahama4894]

That’s what they want you to think

[@tendertriper4281]

germany did invaded poland on 1 september 1939 but unite kingdome and france declared war on germany on the 3 setermber 1939 meaby he just mistook the dates or somting

[@tomarndt3769]

lets do it again!

[@Johnaii_Steck]

@@tendertriper4281 Nah, he's just doing a really good job in being a Brit.

[@WikterRor2807]

Spore was amazing. Spore 2 would be cool

[@creepypinny8717]

When you go through intro to biology and just can’t stop thinking about spore

[@K.Marie119]

Lol...you just described my entire undergrad experience as a bio major with a concentration on cell and molec.

[@sixmonkeys4796]

"The Phallicus must attack some of the baby, weak creatures." Excellent choice of words there, Mr. Spiff XD

[@MrAudymurphy]

Spiff: "this game has been out for 9 years" Me: *looks at the date* I mean at least you tried....

[@UnitSe7en]

MrAudymurphy: *makes a comment* Me: Well, at least you tired.

[@MrAudymurphy]

@@UnitSe7en I did try, thank you!

[@JorgetePanete]

you tired?

[@contentlocked99]

I got this game when it came out with a couple of my friends. One of them just played the cell stage over and over lol.

[@Brunnen_Gee]

The cell stage has always been my favorite part of the game 🙃 I don't know what's up with the game for you, but I've never had those glitches on any generation of hardware.

[@madskills089]

Chew Magna mines Ether creature or tribal stage

[@abbysplaylists7640]

Play spore with mods

[@jss4726]

Space Stage looks interesting Please don’t hate me I’ve never played Spore

[@ninjabaiano6092]

@@jss4726 its not The thing is a slow ass tycoon game.

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

Recording software does that

[@FanFicnic]

I was oblivious to the Spore hype/disappointment as a kid and absolutely LOVED Spore. Total nostalgia goggles for me.

[@juancarloscampos1616]

"in most cases you imagined very poorly" Yes.

[@IonutNedelcu]

I finished Spore and I've met Steve. And you can also find Earth!!

[@frozenwafflezz122]

"HOW DO I COUNTER THE SUCC?!"

[@sahranormalfan2765]

With poisen ,electric or skill

[@vikingraven4758]

@@sahranormalfan2765 Spikes + speed normally work fine too.

[@leeman27534]

truly a question for the ages

[@officialgamebuddies]

Spiff: im prob goanna get copyrighted if I used daddy long legs Poppy playtime: NERD WERE TAKING THAT NAME NOW >:)

[@thegoatgotmilked373]

The game is boring at the beginning. But when you get the hang of it, you can create fantastic creatures. Online connection is helpfull for sharing your creations and updating the game with mew patches. But the game really shines with the Galactic Adventures expansion. It allows you to create your own missions. People got really creative with that one. So did I. It was fun.

[@mcxopjesh]

Oh my gosh yes, galactic adventures is probably the best dlc EAs put out. What were your favorite creators/maps my favorite creators was Gengar114, his maps were AMAZING.

[@piu-d1574]

For how many years has been this comment here?

[@davevd9944]

0:19. .RU ? SpiffingBrit.........Or should I say SpiffinRuski ?? I HAVE DISCOVERED YOUR SECRET SIR !! I shall notify the queen at once and she will make sure you shall never drink another Yorkshire again.

[@russkifussel]

Lol i Noticed Too wtf

[@Raksody]

has my entire life been a lie????

[@bm9638]

true … well the the 4 letter Password is propably USSR XD

[@davevd9944]

@@Raksody Absolute madness I daresay !!! The bobbies are already on their way towards his residence. He shall be incarcerated in the Tower of London and be forced to drink...COFFEE !!!

[@davevd9944]

@@lllocke847 *Mindblown* LIEESSS, DECEPTION.

[@heyimharlz]

Came for another cup of tea and spiff video left with epilepsy 10/10

[@purplesam2609]

Spore Creatures on the DS has got to be one of the most broken games of my childhood. The sound effects would randomly stop working, the camera would get stuck pointing fully down during a dance, just so many issues. But I loved it

[@QuarkGamingLLC]

There’s something EXTREMELY wrong with your copy. I should know, I have a pirated version that has had no problems whatsoever in the two years I’ve had it. Edit: I dont remember where i got it but it seems right after i made this comment it started having the common spore problem of crashing right after your creature dies

[@lupe323]

Seems pirates have good quality

[@landon5030]

I believe this is an error with recording spore, as I have never had problems with the graphics but it shows up in alot of yt videos

[@landon5030]

Also piracy :(

[@James-ns5sx]

professionals have standards

[@manticorigon4908]

@@James-ns5sx it's just very difficult to find an actual professional

[@matt_pigeonowsky]

On 3rd September England and France start war with Germany, they attacked us on 1st September v:

[@reven0868]

Właśnie chciałem pisać. Trzeba naprostowywać nieścisłości historyczne, szczególnie często występujące na zachodzie. xd

[@Hilianus]

Ah, yes! I immediately started looking for comments pointing out this blatant falsehoods. And I see you are vigilant as well! Dobra robota, Polacy!

[@JaxomPL]

My man here. Grupowe dzięki za poprawkę :)

[@matt_pigeonowsky]

@@JaxomPL Nie ma za co :p

[@PaprikaYT]

We are still sorry for that one :(

[@ketra1504]

excuse me Germany invaded Poland on the 1st of September not the 3rd

[@potatominded1370]

ketra1504 The Brits and Baguettes declares war on the 3rd

[@cymes82]

I only remembered the date since the invasion coincides with another great tragedy... The beginning of the school-year.

[@Euzuner41]

And polands says we remember in September the panzers arrived

[@SykeMed]

3rd of September is when the messenger pigeon arrived in London with a message letting the Brits know the Nazis invaded. Brits and the French declared war soon after and swiftly proceeded to attack the Reich in response.

[@sus4644]

Of course the polish one knows it.

[@BirchMonkey857]

The five games in Spore vary wildly in quality and fun. Cell and Tribal are okay, mainly because they're short, Creature is the best of the five, Civilisation did _not_ pull off the RTS and grand strategy mix well, and Space... at least No Man's Sky made itself better in due time.

[@JamesThompson-zu3bq]

my ranking is probs creature, space, civilization, cell, tribal

[@PrimalGamer2656]

11:54 “HOW DO I COUNTER THE SUCC” Spiff 2019

[@ZachPlum]

I actually freaking love this game. It is still somehow so fun for me to play even though its so old and is never going to get a sequel. In my probably unpopular opinion, its comparable to the Portal series in that its fun to play over and over. I've also (fortunately/unfortunately) beaten this game a few dozen times and 100% completed the achievements. I agree that the cell stage is shit, but I do like the galactic stage - there's so many ways you can interact with other species and make your own path to the center. And Spore does have a lot of problems, but I have NEVER seen anything remotely close to the glitches shown here in all my hours of play...

[@deltanedas]

darkspore

[@seanmahoney2671]

I agree

[@javengonzalez7859]

i love spore its not a bad game it cool but galactic stage is not tooooo good but its ok in my opinion it needs more

[@javengonzalez7859]

it cool no it cool

[@senpaishade]

@@javengonzalez7859 there is an expansion pack you can buy to make space stage more fun

[@khornesblessed4145]

Oh yes an amazing video to start my day before my college class starts. Thank you so much for the amazing videos. Keep up the amazing work.

[@redtsun67]

I made it to the center. Completely ignored the grox, just rushed there. I would occasionally stop to put down a doomed colony and recharge my shields and health before carrying on. Got there, got the stupid staff, realized it had a limited amount of charges. I was mad ngl.

[@HAMID323467431]

Jokes on you, good sir! No Man's Sky has vastly improved! You can play it again if you want.

[@YourLocalEldritchHorror]

It took me awhile but I found the comment I was looking for

[@tntexploder7665]

Universe: Colonise the solar system? Britain: TEA AT THE READY

[@PTB_BE]

With power of *Tea* you can become a *God* . Apply now to become part of the British Empire

[@teaser6089]

I submit!

[@waltrz]

The British empire has asked you to join! Join |or| Join

[@jonathanlynch8089]

Are 4 cups of tea good enough credentials

[@kabob0077]

PublicTransportationBelgium Got any place for an old Colony?

[@aceofspadesattorney]

15:58 “So I present to the world…the first evolution of JESUS CHRIST THE SCREEN IS BREAKING.” 😂

[@robloxbacon439]

Lol