Just One Day - 2winz² (Official Video)

Official video for "Just One Day" by 2winz². Stream the hit new single from TBD, AtSign, Juunyur, and Dale here: spoti.fi/2OUh8e1
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[@briandavidgilbert]

Juunyur is my bias #stanJuunyur stream Just One Day: spoti.fi/2OUh8e1

[@danang5]

hey same

[@Anilikedifranco]

if prince philip stanned juunyyr he wouldn’t have died 🤚🏻

[@sphortball8503]

quadruplets huh?

[@elisecapetillo5011]

@@Anilikedifranco BESTIE IM CRYING HSDJIDDI 😭😭😭

[@lakshmib3298]

You're my bias baby david gilbert

[@ericbalaam47]

This what I imagine the relationship between Brian, David and Gilbert is like

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

This implies that he used to have Dale as a middle name but removed it.

[@twothreebravo]

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 It was his Confirmation name but he left the Catholic Church.

[@kevintarona2199]

@@twothreebravo No one officially leaves the Catholic church, they just end up ignoring it (like Dale)

[@humanwithaplaylist]

@@twothreebravo brian dale gilbert is what his name is in an alternate universe.

[@isidoooora]

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 you're wrong, Dale is his own boss and makes 20k a MONTH! How do you think he got those amazing suits?

[@KattReen]

Ah yes, the standard boyband setup... The cute one, the older-looking handsome one, the bad boy, and the fiscally responsible accountant

[@zillionalb462]

As one of four children: can confirm

[@smulangel2294]

But which one are yoh

[@Vyolenthings]

Your boyband doesn’t have an accountant?

[@Fisinocean]

@@Vyolenthings the accountant is the best part of all boybands

[@jamesbowers5478]

Dale, Dale, Dale, and Dale

[@maxwellclark2345]

Yeah I like BTS B - Brian T - Tavid S - Silbert

[@swiftly_produced2694]

Or BTS B = Bavid T = Tavid S = Savid

[@madeofcastiron]

or BTS B - Brian T - Tdavid S - Sgilbert

[@isabellarussell4407]

Guys I just made the discovery... BTS legitimately has a song called “Just One Day” ALSO 2Wingz looks like it’s actually a kpop band already too. I didn’t know BDG genius went this far...

[@mahbluebird]

B- Brian T- (two)winz S- Squared

[@blipster0074]

B - Dale T - Dale S - Dale

[@Lucasplaysbass]

The true tragedy of this song is how hard Dale's verse was about to be. RELEASE THE DALE CUT

[@johnatkinson1111]

The iTunes/Spotify version doesn’t have the blender going off but Dale still ends early

[@boxboi7492]

#Releasethedalecut

[@dontasklongstory]

#releasethedalecut

[@Project_Kritical]

After multiple listens and careful volume adjustments, here’s what I’ve been able to make out: “Day after day I’ve been warning you guys, We’re not as rich as you think, and I think it is wise If we take a quick brea- Are you blending something right now?” …. Pretty good!

[@gav7692]

#ReleaseTheDaleCut

[@FoxJ10027]

Guys, don't worry about Dale. He's got a great wife and kid that support him. In fact, he just bought a new camcorder for his son. He's just gotta teach him how to use it.

[@afullgrownadult2492]

Just got chills, thanks I hate it

[@memerman9268]

Uh oh

[@31nic]

OH......

[@hiddensquid3464]

Uhh... I don't get it

[@MCGKD]

This is not getting as much love as it deserves. 😆

[@ThisXGuy12]

Dale used to be my favorite member until after a show, I asked him for an autograph and instead he gave me his business card because it was "more practical"

[@maninpurples3340]

underrated comment

[@missseaweed2462]

That makes him even more of a favorite because I'm Korean, ahaha.

[@snowyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

#standale #justonedale

[@garrettdowns9369]

Ask him to autograph the business card.

[@miya1285]

@@missseaweed2462 what does you being korean have to do with this?

[@raxmax1421]

I'm honestly upset by how we were robbed of Dale's solo by the blender.

[@chatsmeow2997]

It's on Spotify! He still gets cut off, but because the blender is in a different room it's not in the recording ;)

[@aTimeToBe_]

@@chatsmeow2997 thank you!

[@hovokovo5570]

Preach

[@darthventor1312]

@@chatsmeow2997 that’s fuckin’ GENIUS

[@alexwilder8315]

@Denjaminable the band now has over 4000 monthly listeners 😂

[@Molteniceee]

My favorite part of this song is Juunyur trying to convince Dale they were talking about someone else named Dale and then immediately giving up when realizing that will never work

[@agatha968]

atsign also did this

[@degeneratemilkhater5696]

I find it funnier when Atsign does this because it's "not you" then almost immediately followed by him talking shit about Dale

[@matehiqu9905]

they try to pretend they're not talking about him for like 10 seconds until they give up

[@pendafen7405]

They've been doing this their entire life, by now it's just token last-ditch protests from Dale. The others probably barely even hear him anymore.

[@mulethedonkey2579]

juunyur is negging dale, it feels worse when you know people are pretending vs them just being a bully. watch out for douchey stuff like this!

[@addama]

Not only did he come up with 4 boy band character fashions, but he came up with distinct voices and cadences for each one. Bravo!

[@lunaponta594]

how to use facial hair properly

[@larsnyman2455]

And all 4 of the looked the same as 9-year-olds

[@Ariel-gj7bi]

3 boy band characters, and Dale

[@Elvalley]

@@Ariel-gj7bi Dale, the responsible adult band member (?)

[@gomez6223]

And you know he already owned every piece of clothing used in this video.

[@tamagocorn4123]

BDG showing us the real horror: *financial irresponsibility*

[@alexbaer455]

They just need to start earning 20k a month by working only a few hours a day

[@everyovanifuentestobias3636]

H zk

[@kakao-katze]

@@alexbaer455 And you can do it too

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

Turns out every BDG video is actually about horror.

[@zawarudo3582]

@@kakao-katze why don’t you join me?

[@brentdawson584]

So he doesn't just have a good range. He's a baritone, two tenors, and a strong falsetto all in one

[@andrewkiluk]

Do you mean singing range or video genre range? Never mind it's clearly both.

[@danaltamirano2546]

My man wakes up with different ranges, video ideas and personalities.

[@somerandomgoblin2583]

theory: brian is a shapeshifter, but only with his vocal cords (or folds, to be more accurate)

[@LastJames]

@@somerandomgoblin2583 what are you talking about those are clearly his brothers

[@PieNumber4]

Juunyur was deadass about to rhyme "Three" with "Door" and Dale saved him.

[@Lunar_Atronach]

Oh, now I want to see the cut where dale doesn't save all the rhymes in this song and everything is as smooth as a mouth of gravel

[@SeanTBarrett]

No, the earlier line that rhymes with "open the door" was "had in store". The main lyrics go "close; for; bros; store; sea; three; door". Dale's rhymes are self-contained and aren't needed to make the rhymes work. Congrats, bdg played ya.

[@MrWhateverfits]

@@SeanTBarrett Without dales part it would have gone "It was like I was lost at sea, Living life as us three, but then you opened the door" Those are Juunyur's lines without Dales so how does three rhyme with door? Cause Juunyur's line are self contained from AtSign's.

[@wardjaeger8954]

I think Sean has a point about Dale’s rhymes being self-contained. The same pattern occurs in verse 2, although the rhymes come at a faster pace. AtSign, TBD, and Juunyur’s lines end with “Dale; sale; price; buy; fly; nice; towelette; debt; die”. Die doesn’t quite rhyme with price/nice, but the vowel sound makes it work. Meanwhile, Dale’s lines end with “year; [interrupted]; rag; nag”, which doesn’t match what anyone else is singing. In my opinion, in the first verse, the fact that door rhymed with Dale’s lines was coincidental.

[@cursedGalataea]

@@MrWhateverfits the joke is the line is probably supposed to be "living life as us four" because there's four of them, but they changed it to three to spite Dale

[@AkashWShah]

Can we acknowledge that this means either: Brian owned an entire tweed outfit or Brian bought an entire tweed outfit

[@FlamingSwordOfDoom]

yes and: brian bought an entire tweed outfit and then created this concept to give him an opportunity to wear it

[@Chl0ris]

@@FlamingSwordOfDoom It's the hurdy gurdy conundrum part 2

[@kylebrainpresents]

Can we acknowledge that this means either: Brian owned a hot tub made out of tweed or Brian bought a hot tub made out of tweed

[@anthrologyproductions676]

Can we acknowledge that this means either: Brian owned an entire weed farm or Brian bought an entire weed farm

[@rscotthopson]

You deserve what's coming to you

[@anniebock9563]

I’m imagining a world where they had to write an apology song because their mom made them

[@drpibisback7680]

This is a fantastic idea.

[@0BucketMask0]

That's hilarious

[@emmaolivera3018]

Yes

[@andrewbrooks6409]

🤣🤣🤣

[@nateexists6292]

We need this

[@meh.5645]

Can't wait for Dale to inevitably go off and start a solo career that takes off into superstardom, leaving his brothers to fade into obscurity as he becomes the pop culture icon they never believed he could be #JusticeForDale

[@Alansaurus]

100% #JusticeForDale

[@wat5058]

Loses some impact when you actually see where the hashtag leads on KZbin...

[@Vyolenthings]

True

[@pedrorio5234]

so harry styles and one direction?

[@tim72]

bdg needs to start a 2wins^2 series where the trio attempts to make a career out of singing while dale leaves to pursue a new style of life and maybe makes his own songwriting career. #ReleaseTheDaleCut

[@artnotsosmart5062]

Obsessed with the detail of the camera having some specks of dust and hair for most of the shots, save for Dale's, who has absolutely cleaned the lens before filming.

[@helenfhnin]

I can't believe I never noticed that and now I have a new appereciation for this video all over again

[@rebeccahicks2392]

BDG tricked me into checking to see if my laptop screen was clean.

[@henrynelson9301]

Dale is also filmed at a higher framerate

[@Janne_Mai]

Holy shit! Instant rewatch.

[@jellysauce3938]

I like to think that Dale did the filming for everyone else but when the time came to film his part, everyone else was suddenly ‘busy’ so he had to record himself in a mirror.

[@EssentialNPC]

broooooo that makes so much sense, I just thought it was because he was taking the proper time to get dressed a BRUSH HIS FRICKING HAIR, Atsign.

[@oisincollins9463]

I think that he's the only one who can still afford rent

[@seymourglass26]

Dale went on to be top accountant at his firm as well as lead cantor in his church choir. Touring was a little too crazy for his tastes.

[@franciscofarias6385]

I never thought about this, but I think that's exactly it

[@bigbassfox4268]

If Dale makes a solo album, it'll be called, "Financially Sound."

[@marisetogaya5793]

This. This or riot

[@sillylittlerainbowchild9504]

PLEASE

[@Sceusell]

i feel bad that the rest don’t *appreciate* the effort he puts into the business. he really deserves the *credit* . he’s been short *change* d by his brothers and now he needs to work in his own *interest*

[@thinker1098]

Either that or Financially S-Dale (stable)

[@SorowFame]

@@thinker1098 sound a bit too much like stale

[@falloutfreeman627]

It's a nice touch that Dale assumes it's a miscount first because he knows how stupid they are

[@Nepeta-Leijon]

lmfao

[@spaceowel363]

his face would be disappointed not confused

[@Kyara7]

If I'm being honest Junnyur has a very high chance of having failed Algebra

[@sendronebricks]

Holy shit you are right lmaoo.

[@amitaish1055]

The next line also rhymes with 4 so it seems like it was supposed to be 4

[@callmekitto]

It's honestly impressive how he captured all the different Boy Band Voice tonalities

[@pendafen7405]

Vocally it's as good if not better as anything put out by the legit 1990s bubblegum boybands.

[@Radioknock]

This is just a visualization of Brian's logical mind being bullied by the other parts of his brain

[@haleydunning3819]

Exactly what I was thinking the whole time. Hope he's not bullying himself too hard irl

[@AxxLAfriku]

my mind is 155 iq thats why i never get dislikes or only rarely im so good

[@Daichifan1]

@@haleydunning3819 this'd better get a heart from Brian

[@user-uw4rq3uw7x]

Dale is the left brain

[@lucas56sdd]

@@user-uw4rq3uw7x Dale works very hard til his inevitable death brain

[@sazanamisama]

Best lyrics: "It's like I was lost at sea" "So un-shore"

[@bepeplia5086]

1st reply

[@tincanpenguin]

Wait I finally get it HAHAHAHAH

[@Molteniceee]

I DIDN'T PICK UP ON THAT, *nice*

[@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice]

Wait, wasn't that pun used in the dances moving finale song as well? Idk if its a callback but if it is thats cool

[@ArvelDreth]

That's not what it has in the captions.

[@saifuusuri]

Honestly the trope of having multiple characters with crazy names alongside a single character with a normal name never fails to make me smile.

[@maximusthedude8305]

It’s just like the Pacman ghosts: Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde. Those names are official, btw

[@baguettegott3409]

Yeah. Like you have Aragorn, Legolas, Gandalf, Boromir, and then just... Sam. (Although ademittely, this effect wears off pretty fast. Aragorn sounds like a really normal name to me now. But it wasn't when I first read it)

[@GilCAnjos]

I don't think Dale is that crazy a name

[@gljames24]

Or like Temmie, Temmie, Temmie, and.... Bob

[@connorn1907]

@@gljames24 YES 😂

[@ezrasmith-pohl8503]

Personal theory: Dale came up with the idea for this song in order to get 2winz^2 out of a tough financial spot. He knows how much exposure a band break-up can get, so he made a song to make it look like they broke up when they were all in on it. The rhymes and flow between each of the band members is way too clean to be off the cuff, and now the mastermind Dale has paved the way for a future tearjerker redemption all about how important family is, all while 2winz^2 is swimming in cat food money.

[@niteliniN]

since has been quite a while since we heard anything from 2winz^2 I think they are just uncomfortable moist with cat food.

[@sofiamansour-tehrani4727]

Headcanon accepted. The brothers actually all having good relationships is so wholesome, I love it! And we know he’s as a savvy, self-aware realist it would make sense for Dale to be the most tuned into how to manipulate public perception for their gain. Maybe Dale was always the FANS’ least favourite of the group because he doesn’t have the others’ aesthetics and dramatic flair and they inadvertently overshadowed him, which they felt bad about as fans neglected him and pitted them against each other. So the break-up enables him to show off his talent with solo songs for long enough to earn his brothers’ fans’ respect. 2twinz^2-1 meanwhile is noticeably missing something. It’s just not the same. The fans appreciate Dale and the overall group dynamic much more when he returns.

[@kevinwillems8720]

@@niteliniN I men we heard them before the robot apocalypse

[@creditsunknown7974]

​@@niteliniN Yeah I think the canonically robot uprising may have caused their lack of music nowadays

[@Verity58]

Wait, hold up Apparently, I missed something. Canonical robot uprising??

[@bareakon]

It's fun to think about it from the perspective of the girl they're singing to. You hook up with 3 pop star quadruplets in a bar, expecting a whirlwind of romance and decadence. Instead they just whine about their brother, and they keep asking you to buy their drinks cos their mom never sent them the money they asked for.

[@nixhyacinth]

secret ending where you turn them all down and end up with dale in a financially secure relationship...

[@unculturedswine5583]

@@nixhyacinth dale is swell and has the voice of an angel, youre a lucky girl

[@armageddongirl612]

@@nixhyacinth To get this ending, you have to pick the most negative options for the 3 members, then you eventually get secret options that give you Dale Points and, at the end of the game, you see him in a bookstore where he reads economics books and you fall in love on first sight. Wow, that was a lot to write

[@juliamaria3807]

@@armageddongirl612 Someone make this into a dating sim please

[@SuidicalRaccoon]

@@juliamaria3807 Quidruplet band : the dating sim.

[@Kain128]

It's a crime that BDG wrote such a banger part for Dale if you listen closely, but it gets cut short because he stops singing.

[@Sophie_the_Sapphic]

in the version on spotify the blender sound isn't there and you can actually hear what he's singing.

[@carianawaters6425]

@@Sophie_the_Sapphic omg yesssss thank you for revealing this to me

[@johnatkinson1111]

I really want a Dale competitor song

[@okashi10]

@@Sophie_the_Sapphic say what

[@5hirtandtieler]

If you sub on patreon, you can hear the whole thing!

[@alykat09]

“When my twins and I make videos here’s the basic gist, I would edit and produce and sing and balance the books and carry the entire goddamn band on my shoulders you ungrateful, self indulgent assholes!” -Dale

[@isidoooora]

this is the best thing ive read in a long time lmao

[@jiffy-jef]

omg

[@missseaweed2462]

I almost choked on my PBJ sandwich, but thank you.

[@0lelouchlamperouge0]

excellent callback

[@alykat09]

Well hot damn. Thanks you guys. I don’t often comment on things so being an active and noticed participant is wild to me. Is this what it feels like to win the Internet? Can I put this on my resume?

[@The1Goby]

The fact that this song was RELEASED, let alone finished, just shows how stupid, tone-deaf, and desperate the rest of the quadruplets are. Forget about the fact that this whole song is practically 4 minutes of TBD bullying Dale, with AtSigns and Juunyur basically enabling it. The sheer nerve for TBD to instantly turn around and publically ask their mother for money in the SAME SONG is just a new low for this band. Honestly, I can't wait for Dale to come out with his own album. He was always held back by his brothers.

[@tikatoo]

It's a shame that basically none of them are on speaking terms anymore. TBD seemed like a bad influence, but honestly AtSigns and Juunyur deserved a chance to make it right, and definitely didn't deserve to lose each other. I think I heard somewhere that Dale wanted to step out of the spotlight for a while, and I absolutely cannot blame him. Not sure where I heard that though, 'cause I also heard that he had some crazy experimental stuff in the works. We'll see; I'd love to hear from him again.

[@smiletoda4448]

After their work with that murder-robot I was appalled, and have to say this song came as no surprise. Dale always deserved better, and I'm glad he finally had the strength to leave the three others behind. Rumours has it that their mother went no-contact with them after this, she's even refused multiple interviews. Seems this break was the final straw for so many people. Shame, too. I honestly thought better of Juunyur at least, he always seemed so sweet to me. I'm honestly heartbroken to see such a seemingly genuine band go down in flames, I've got so many good memories listening to their songs. Got me through some tough times

[@noizepusher7594]

And it’s clear that their were so proud of this song that when things got too heated they deleted all of their other songs EXCEPT this one

[@emeraldicarus5775]

I heard as of late that TBD has actually been selling all of their tweed stuff and talking to Dale to try and get a loan. Really a shame, but it is nice to see that karma does truly hit. Dale's album is going to be amazing once it is made. Especially if he releases the cut part of this song.

[@stickychocolate8155]

Y'all are high on turd fumes. Dale was always the lamest member of TBD. His singing lines were always trash and if he ever makes a solo album it will be the flop of the century.

[@charlottec7221]

I can't believe we were robbed of the Dale breakdown verse #stanDale

[@Frugthereal]

#DALEARMY

[@valixrae]

I want to hear it so bad!

[@kylowy]

yes! we want the #dalecut

[@tobiaswolff8202]

DALE DALE DALE DALE

[@em3145]

That break down was gonna Go So Hard

[@zarkflappysheep]

i love how this man can give us a psychological horror about grief and then a second later give us this

[@Rscreen]

Its like there channel has a personality disorder

[@theguythatdraws7392]

Hey zark

[@shinyplaid]

bold of you to assume this isn't psychological horror about grief

[@qorbo7908]

@{MadWolfie} it’s his last video, “Teaching jake how to use a camcorder” or something like that. It’s hard to watch

[@raoul22]

Hello little goblin boy !

[@eggboye5346]

you know Dale’s solo was gonna go so hard and then his brother just turned on the blender UGH 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@francescagearsolid]

it’s somewhat extended in the spotify cut but he still gets interrupted :(

[@blipster0074]

@@francescagearsolid it's just them arguing while the blender's on for 2 more minutes

[@SliversRebuilt]

@@blipster0074 that’s even better

[@anotherperson2627]

They are holding dale back

[@Fouhy.]

Litterally all I've been thinking

[@thefairybug40]

In case you're wondering why this video gets at least one hit every single day, Brian, it's because this is my one-year-old's undisputed favorite song. Every time we play it, she smiles and laughs and tries to touch you through the screen. If she sees the thumbnail, she'd fuss at us until we play it. She's doing it right now as I type this, because I play it for her so much that it's always suggested to us and she can see it in the panel while I'm typing. She also likes your other work, like Laptop, the Shingles Jingle, and We Like Watching Birds, but this is the one she demands to hear daily.

[@kathansen6995]

That is so wholesome

[@cartkart1]

This is the best thing I have heard all day, and I just heard this song!

[@jayheretoslay]

aww that's so cute 🥺

[@CrooningRevival365]

Your baby has exquisite taste.

[@gb-wx3dv]

*jorts*

[@antuglypoop2226]

This wouldn't have happened if they did the sibling dance

[@tychoderkommentator2989]

But the sibling dance is for a maximum of 3 people...

[@Dude27th]

@@tychoderkommentator2989 they make the sibling dance without Dale

[@maybeedouble]

@@Dude27th yes obviously 😌

[@swiftly_produced2694]

Exactly

[@brycenpeacock9262]

We got robbed without Dave's verse. We need a comeback song from Dale just roasting the crap out of his siblings now

[@kileyanderson9712]

The song is on Spotify and you can hear the bit that’s covered by the blender!

[@liamgaffney2005]

@@kileyanderson9712 it's such a good verse! I wish it didn't stop prematurely.

[@mehme2206]

His name is Dale, but man, i wanna see his solo career

[@coler4084]

i watched this get its thousandth like in real time and watched someone rob me of it. Great comment still

[@Rhaemos]

@@kileyanderson9712 that's right! But Dale still says "are you blending right now?!" so it's a bit weird 😆

[@Quartermistress]

I'm kinda glad Dale got out of such a toxic relationship with his siblings tbh.

[@charissadubin9355]

We really see the range of sibling relationships with Brian David Gilbert

[@goldstarsupreme]

Can't wait for his career as a solo artist.

[@armageddongirl612]

@@charissadubin9355 with Brian, David, Gilbert and Dale*

[@stupiderandunnecessarier]

@@armageddongirl612 I think you mean Brian, David, Gilbert and BDG

[@veryvivid]

the uncanny degree to which brian has mastered boy band body language is highly disturbing

[@pendafen7405]

He had to have watched a hundred hours of Carter bros. content, just to get AtSign's movements and voice right alone.

[@eos_aurora]

This video is more proof that Clark Kent would work as a disguise because you could tell me this was 4 people and I’d believe you

[@skelejor]

Bdg with the black hair is such a look and I hate how much I want to look like that

[@Joescotterpuss]

Well they are quadruplets so that's understandable.

[@jollimaiahtacksworth]

It's more of a showcase of his incredible acting and vocal range.

[@Me-wx1mt]

Well, people aren’t trying to compare Clark Kent and Superman. If they’re not actively suspicious of Kent they’re not going to think he looks like Superman.

[@Me-ss2gq]

Okay but unironically, 2winz is a fantastic name for a boyband

[@thomas4841]

um actually its 2winz²-1

[@redstonemaster10]

2win², you mean? You cannot forget the most important part, the ².

[@skele8961]

@@redstonemaster10 you forgot the z and the -1

[@redstonemaster10]

@@skele8961 The irony is too great...

[@ldragon8480]

There's an old band called 2-gether which I think was made for a parody show on MTV so I wonder if he got the name idea from there or if Kpop band names inspired him.

[@josephlaposata4713]

This is what happens when you have three brothers but they were raised in The Crash Dimension

[@kubuskubicki8897]

Lol

[@pedrodesouza1993]

AHAHAHAHHAHHAHA GOD I LAUGHTED HARD AT THIS, congrats

[@whimsicalstray]

David Brian Gilbert could replace Dale.

[@joelaposata3851]

@@pedrodesouza1993 I watched this video like 15 times and then took a shower and this thought immediately came to me. I will never think of the 90s aesthetic as anything other than the Crash Dimension

[@Agnt14]

NOW THIS, THIS IS IT.

[@RosieG9012]

I just picked up on the fact that Junyur’s lyric about “we’re never gonna die” implies he thinks the word “debt” means “death” lol

[@zeeb2190]

i mean, the debt is gonna kill them eventually

[@RigoVids]

He even says debt like death, thanks for the comment

[@butdoicaretho]

Lmao I’m glad you caught that cause I thought he was just being random/chaotic as hell 😭

[@SeekerofWeird__]

This could also be “we’re never gonna die” as in, popularity. 2winz^2 will always be a hit and never “die” like people say “disco is dead,” thus always making plenty of money off of their music and not having to worry about debt or bills. Although the air quotes do suggest he either doesn’t know what debt is or doesn’t think they have any, at the very least…

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

TBD is actually an acronym that stands for: Tweed-Lovin But Dale-Hatin

[@fossilfighters101]

tweed

[@havinagoodtime9733]

To Be Determined.... his parents never named him

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

@@havinagoodtime9733 yes that is the original joke

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

Probably Tweed-Brain-Dead

[@maxizredder4271]

Tweed

[@lazysnout]

I would love it if this was how boy bands actually announced the departure of one of the members

[@isidoooora]

2015-me needed this so badly to properly say goodbye to zayn

[@josephcorridon9314]

Blink 182 did something similar with Man Overboard

[@happyconstructor]

I like the idea that Juunyur opens every song by explaining the name of the band

[@EinDose]

It's like how Jason Derulo opened all his songs with him saying his name, it's a signature.

[@FinkleBerg]

Dale is the only one inside, meaning he wasn't invited to the set of the music video. This is also supported by the fact that he needs to record through a mirror because no one was there to record him. I think dale needs a solo career.

[@ooccttoo]

woah good catch!

[@Lucifersfursona]

Dale’s voice is better than his brothers’ 😂

[@spookygloberotter05]

He has one as an accountant

[@FinkleBerg]

@@spookygloberotter05 I meant a solo singing career

[@spookygloberotter05]

@@FinkleBerg I know lol just joshing

[@brockmckelvey7327]

Dale actually went on to have the best solo career of the group, then became best friends with an SNL-writer turned late-night host, then had a song on a Trolls movie

[@marthatitus5341]

they also got three brothers who make a comedy podcast to voice some of the characters in trolls... Dale was really missing his brothers that day

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

Meanwhile, the remaining three members used the money from a marshmallow fluff sponsorship deal to buy a houseboat, which is now their only place to live. In an interview, they commented "We'll do whatever it takes to live without Dale."

[@marthatitus5341]

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 They sold their soul to the devil so they wouldn't have to live with Dale

[@checkerhat327]

@@marthatitus5341 their last known whereabouts was in an airplane made of tweed.

[@ernyoung8357]

Spotify: "© 2021 Three Cool Quadruplets" If there was a line between being a genius or a madman, BDG would be snorting it.

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

Lemony Snicket vibes.

[@druid_the_lizard_wizard]

Best comment lol

[@icegod4849]

Dude on the Spotify "Just One Day" cover, the band name cover's Dale's face but not everyone else's open.spotify.com/album/2pAILHHL2HwQmWbaMB71ry?highlight=spotify:track:7uDVkMWnsw6EP5A99wTOxA This man goes the extra mile every step of the way

[@deadpoule4402]

And on Spotify, the song is 3:33. Perfection.

[@gabenight7]

@@icegod4849 and don't forget that the moving album cover thing they do is only of the three. No Dale in that loop

[@TimdeVisser86]

Every time I listen to this song I get hyped for Dale's solo verse and every time TBD blends all over it.

[@user-ux4gu2lh8c]

The spotify version doesnt have the blender edit: this comment was 9 months ago oops. well still

[@heikothedwarf]

@@user-ux4gu2lh8c it doesn't have the verse though :(

[@jasminelee3935]

Endlessly entertained that Dale is just Brian's normal singing voice

[@sidhackney8831]

They got exactly what they wanted. They said they'd give up all their material possessions to be rid of Dale, and that's exactly what happened.

[@humanbean4037]

Oh shit u right

[@prismglider5922]

Woaaaaa you're so smart brooo

[@DerekCooper_]

Eventually I guess you’re right 🤣😂

[@kendrahoffman7949]

Part of the genius of this song is that they're totally OK with that.

[@xadegames1603]

And another finger curled on the monkey's paw

[@midblue917]

me: *tries to sleep at night before an important test* my brain: their mom insisted on including Dale because she knew they wouldn't survive financially

[@weesalikesmilktea4829]

•o•

[@gluxetv8327]

Yet the brothers are treating Dale Badly😭😭😭

[@elizabethlee2136]

Juunyur seems like the guy who would eat a penny. So I don't blame her. Not even as a kid. Like right now if you handed him a penny he would eat it

[@audreym3500]

And they're probably frustrated with that distrust and they take it out on Dale

[@650Massive]

That just makes it funnier

[@dylansickinger545]

I like how their names mean one of two things; either that’s their real names and someone actually named their kids TBD, Atsign, Joonyur, and Dale. Or, they came up with fake names for the band and Dale is just the name he chose for himself.

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

Can't it be Dale is the *only* real name user?

[@fukwidgets]

The other three didn't tell Dale that they were going to use stage names

[@shelz0rtf2]

I like the implication that their parents weren't prepared for quadruplets and gave up on names after Dale and Junior.

[@dylansickinger545]

@@shelz0rtf2 oh that’s a good theory, one of them is named TBD

[@ezfruitjuicecubes6306]

or dale jt used his actual name but that's boring

[@VinCactus]

On the Spotify version, it says, "© 2021 Three Cool Quadruplets" I think that's funny

[@Jbouda]

BDG is seriously a next-level creator

[@avramlevitter6150]

And the video loop has Dale just picture-in-picture at the bottom (which is usually hidden by the playback tools) so it looks like he's not in it

[@cartkart1]

That took me a second to get

[@MandrakeHorse]

Plus Dale's face is almost completely covered by the title and band name so you can barely see him on the single's artwork

[@Magik_Goose]

It’s true tho Atsign, Juunyur, and Dale are all super cool

[@Fluffyein]

I love how Dale is the only one who isn't recording outside, like they went to the filming location, purposefully "forgot" Dale at home, and then went back home specifically so TBD could interrupt Dale with the blender. Perfection.

[@dinrufarore]

And then TBD comes home JUST to blend something during Dale's solo

[@quart8730]

@@dinrufarore that's literally what the original comment said

[@happypotato42]

@@quart8730 Yeah but then TBD comes home exclusively so he could use the blender while Dale was recording

[@quart8730]

@@happypotato42 true!

[@DPS-2004]

@@quart8730 But what you dont get is that TBD returns to their house so that he could sabotage Dale's verse with the sound of a blender. Really gives you something to think about!

[@CoreyLaddo]

Dale has a point, no wonder the band is in such financial trouble

[@Neo-yc8wj]

*please send some money ma*

[@FrshChees91]

Ugh you're the worst

[@zachwolf5122]

Dale stans get out

[@blanketpineapple]

YOURE EVERYWHERE I AM COREY WTH

[@blackmailz]

@A Pile Of Dirty Laundry problem was that they didnt pay the sponsor with money, just with more cat food. Dale was right, they shouldn't have taken up that sponsor

[@ShalathePrinny]

Ahh yes the four styles of brother: office worker, k pop boy, 90's boy band, and sea captain.

[@trondordoesstuff]

i'd give money to hear a version of this song where the "Day after day I've been warning you guys" section isn't drowned out

[@obliviousotterI]

It's on Spotify unmuffled

[@trondordoesstuff]

@@obliviousotterI oh ooh

[@rosslytle5700]

@@trondordoesstuff Are you guys just other *other* versions of BDG pivoting to his Spotify? Shut up and take my money!

[@sergiocruz6195]

@@obliviousotterI i just saw it, the "album" cover has Dave's face obscured, pretty great

[@Crystal-58]

if anyone is wondering the lyrics are: Day after day I've been warning you guys We're not as rich as you think, I dont think it is wise, If we take a quick break- (continues with the are you blending something right now part)

[@Cmmf_]

Today on BDG: Brian turns into his own boyband and takes all the men and women on earth

[@Cmmf_]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS WAS _SO_ GOOD BRIAN I NEED THIS ON EVERY STREAMING PLATFORM A S A P

[@ODISeth]

All the men and women, except Dale

[@kronomos_4411]

And NBs such as Declan. ^w^

[@beefromashroom]

Don't forget the nbs! They're in love too

[@suzannew4840]

thank fuck i'm free as an enby

[@_Dea]

This band couldn't go a single song without a bullying scandal. :(

[@aduck8myshoes]

omg at least wait til the company makes a statement before you go spreading lies and canceling them!!!

[@Princeomishore]

Looool

[@Fisinocean]

@@aduck8myshoes they always ""apologize""" 🙄🙄🙄and then they do it again🤨🤨🤨🤨. Every singke timee.e 😡😡😡😤😤😤#justicefordale

[@christopherklacka5292]

Dale's verse: Day after day I've been warning you guys We're not as rich as you think And I think it is wise If we take a quick break-

[@rbl4112]

Bless you

[@PhngluiMglwnafh]

TBD: strength AtSign: charisma Juunyur: dexterity Dale: intelligence

[@elliotdinero612]

AtSign: Charisma Juunyur: Uniqueness TBD: Nerve Dale: Talent

[@l.pietrobon3925]

Juunyur is gay

[@liriodendronlasianthus]

@@l.pietrobon3925 and?

[@amandajoy8947]

What did you expect from a party of bards?

[@Julia_and_the_City]

@@amandajoy8947 TBD going full-on College of Valor here

[@coyotemadness]

I have watched this enough times that it's not ironic anymore. I want a full album.

[@auracle6184]

FOR REAL it's just a really well-crafted song and I just love BDG's voice(s)

[@clarabrandaog]

YES. this song has been stuck in my mind ever since he released it.

[@fran13r]

I listen to this at least once a day cause its on my playlist and I genuinely love it. I'd listen to a full BDG album. I also like watching birds.

[@auracle6184]

@@fran13r That's good, because they like watching you too.

[@legueu]

I feel you

[@MandJTV]

okay but in all seriousness this song slaps

[@varunnarayanswamy8084]

Hail yeah it does

[@sapphic_sophie]

I want a full version with dale’s verse intact

[@drqueso6601]

How did I both not expect and fully expect you to be here

[@dr.ninjake]

Oh hey, I recognize you

[@gamermcclout]

this guy?

[@manisian3652]

One of the things that I like about this is that dale actually seems like he was having fun singing in the beginning. And you can see his smile just disappear and it’s sad.

[@jacksongreen4107]

Honestly, he’s the best singer anyway. He’s better without them.

[@chrisdray5325]

I feel like not enough people are talking about how sick brian's range is in this song. If this were 2004 girls would have pictures of four brians on their walls

[@dave5194]

IKR, it legit felt like there were 4 different people singing

[@claytongeorgemusic]

you mean you dont atm? kinda cringe ngl

[@thatsnailboi1598]

@@claytongeorgemusic anyone who doesn't have pictures of four brians on their walls is not poggers

[@spacegay9309]

But... but I thought everybody had those Brian pics....

[@humanbean4037]

Wait I just realized that’s exactly what I need on my walls and in my life

[@dylanepicgamer_]

People are really underrating the comedy gold that is "He's like a moist towelette" "I think you mean wet rag"

[@agentwashingtub9167]

It’s funny as a line but it’s also fiscally responsible. How? Well, you save money on cleaning supplies of you use a rag and a bucket of water instead of bleach wipes to clean things. Very on brand for Dale(and we Stan that)

[@AyushBahuguna]

I also noticed the 'won't stop talking about debt' with debt sounding ambiguously like death followed by 'we're never going to die', juunyur has issues being left unaddressed

[@ZeekarPRIME]

Towelette*

[@natalie7851]

PLUS the way the rhyme is built into "won't stop talking about debt"/"i don't mean to nag"; it's not just a way to get debt to rhyme, but it reveals something about dale's character AND feeds seamlessly into the next line. that's just good songwriting, babey!!!

[@shinysparce3708]

#fearthedeer

[@leahlou8804]

Dale has great hair, a beautiful voice, and fiscal responsibility. What more could you want

[@8BitsOfFun1323]

That's just BDG 🤷‍♂️

[@frogfox4287]

An absolutely FLY fashion sense, which Dale, sadly, lacks.

[@s0phtt]

i think he deserves his solo debut

[@fanboydee]

TBD

[@JennyIsHere]

@@frogfox4287 Which is the perfect excuse to have a Legally Blonde "Take It Like a Man" montage, making his candidacy as a partner 100x better

[@notgrubba]

The cherry on top of this song is the fact that on Spotify not only does the band logo cover Dale’s face on the cover art for the song, but the little video loop that appears while it plays only includes clips from AtSign, TBD, and Juunyur 😭

[@kyubayas]

I’m actually mad about that blender, that part was shaping up to be the best part of the song

[@elmdritchhorror4893]

Check out the song on Spotify, it’s deblenderfied on their

[@kitts4879]

@@elmdritchhorror4893 I fckin love you man

[@emilyredbird7497]

@@elmdritchhorror4893 'Cause the blender wasn't in the recording booth with him! :D

[@AricHaldan0782]

@@elmdritchhorror4893 It was great, still sad it got cut short because of the blender.

[@mokaza40]

The bridge!

[@bean_snake2336]

It's so fucking weird how they all sound like different people.

[@EinDose]

Not only do they all sound different, but Dale is clearly the best singer of them all.

[@bean_snake2336]

@@EinDose couldn’t agree more

[@keetonfoust]

@@EinDose Dale is uninhibited and pure BDG power

[@bareakon]

They are different people. They're quadruplets. Juunyur even says it in the song. You're being such a Dale right now.

[@444.nyokabi]

They are?

[@randomexplosions2138]

the fact that dale knew most of the lyrics implies that they rehearsed an alternate version of the song

[@newsiesforever208]

No, Dale is just a really good improviser. You kind of have to be when those three are your siblings.

[@MM-wp8xu]

In the bridge before the first chorus, Juunyur says "and then you opened the door," which rhymes with four. This means the previous lyric was indeed supposed to be "living life as us four," but they changed it without telling Dale.

[@grapesonvines4407]

@@MM-wp8xu Holy shit that's genius

[@newsiesforever208]

@@MM-wp8xu This does mean that Dale was still improvising lyrics however. The melody may have been rehearsed, but the lyrics weren't, since those are in response to the alternate version of the song.

[@MM-wp8xu]

@@newsiesforever208 Sure, I wasn't denying that. Obviously, all pretence is dropped after the first chorus, at that point they're in full Dale-hate mode with Dale defending himself on the spot. But in the first verse, besides the "he means four" line, everything Dale sings is in line with the song and he still thinks it's according to the lyrics that he hasn't improvised. He only notices that something is amiss when TBD finished the chorus with "one day without Dale."

[@bindablinda]

I LOVE how TBD says "can't you see that OUR tweed style is nice" even though he ie the only one who wears tweed. I'm 100% sure that he was the one who bullied Dale originally and convinced AtSign and Juunyur to do the same because Dale is "not cool", like, AtSign and Juunyur are just dumb, but TBD is malevolent.

[@NachoNarwhal]

Somehow every time Brian does something completely different, I'm not surprised

[@cramerfloro5936]

It just feels so natural

[@AxxLAfriku]

somehow im not 1 mill strong yet but the fans i have love me gagagaga im da man

[@creopictures]

He does continually surprise me. But at this point I expect him to surprise me, so he doesn't surprise me. Except that he does... but he doesn't...

[@bm8350]

@@AxxLAfriku I mean, I wish you luck, but your videos just seem to be you grunting in different masks.

[@colinpaton3304]

You absolutely KNOW that Dale only got that Cat Food Sponsorship Deal through Dale's hard administrative work behind the scenes.

[@halcyonacoustic7366]

You mean TBD's sponsorship.

[@colinpaton3304]

@@halcyonacoustic7366 lmao I just saw this that is exactly what I meant haha

[@RichConnerGMN]

@@colinpaton3304 there's an edit button

[@colinpaton3304]

@@RichConnerGMN posterity bb

[@Oceanman90]

After my fifth time watching this I have just now realized that Juunyur doesn't know what debt is and thinks dale won't stop talking about death.

[@LunLibelle]

You are a fucking genius, how can it be that I didn't realize till now?

[@GymelDz]

Thanks good sir.

[@yeeteronipizza]

I just always thought Dale kept talking about death, lol

[@salami9488]

When he said “he won’t stop talking about death” I thought he said that he won’t stop talking about dad

[@Cecil...]

Mind blown

[@fran13r]

Uh, youtube puts this song randomly in the middle of a kpop playlist like 2 hours in and it always cracks me up. stan 2winz^2

[@deebee.1542]

nah we just stan dale

[@eliza592]

dale akgae

[@abathtub1411]

dale biases rise up

[@eliza592]

@@abathtub1411 he’s literally my ult

[@artistwithouttalent]

Maybe KZbin thought Juunyur was a Korean name. That's about the quality of their algorithms.

[@paulkim8539]

Their mom is definitely not going to send money now that Dale isn't in the band anymore

[@Becktastic01]

Dale was carrying them anyway, both in regard to finances and actual talent. They won't last 6 months without him. Meanwhile, I just preordered his solo album because I know it will be great, especially the ironic blender bgm in the diss track.

[@cosmeltisthei9315]

this comment just made my day

[@kelzbelz313]

I hear Dale is collabing with Lizzo on a track for his solo album.

[@jan_Mamu]

spotify always ruins everything... ⠀

[@spilecka]

First I was amused by noting how Juunyur's shots alternate almost cut-for-cut (with maybe....one exception?) between Juunyur-in-the-woods and Juunyur-under-a-blue-sky, and then that made me draw a contrast between the fact that Juunyur, TBD, and Atsign all are outside, and that all three of them have various moving shots--whereas Dale is not only inside, but has a single steadycam shot--over his shoulder and in the mirror. Did they make Dale man the camera while they were filming their various bits, and no one deigned to return the favor, leaving him to figure out a makeshift way to not only get a shot of himself but make sure he could tell it was how he wanted it to look? Just one more way in which they screwed Dale and screwed themselves--budget-conscious Dale was probably fine with being the one to record and produce their videos, but who will do all of that now that he is gone?

[@billyweed835]

That, or they "forgot" Dale when they drove to the filming location, forcing him to film himself.

[@scottylilacleona9193]

@@billyweed835 a mix of both

[@nicknack-snack2]

I need more twinz^2 lore lmao

[@macalisternewby5679]

On BDG’s making of video on his patreon he mentioned that he did that intentionally. There’s also a few other things he does to separate Dale from the rest and it’s super clever.

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

*After he leaves the shots get way more still*

[@RachelHardy]

ummm this is kind of... a masterpiece?

[@Josh-vl7qd]

I think ‘kind of’ is a bit of an understatement lol

[@marymcallister7963]

Cover when ? 👀

[@douglasparkinson4123]

i think you mean GESAMPKUMPSTWERK

[@tolaut]

@@douglasparkinson4123 Gesamtkunstwerk*, greetings from Germany ✌🏼

[@friendbassman]

This song is so good it will play at both my wedding and funeral

[@saineblue]

This is just BDG proving that he looks good in literally every style of clothes

[@RegenWasTaken]

WAIT IT'S ALL HIM???

[@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks]

What’re you talking about? Those are Brian’s brothers 🤪

[@saineblue]

@@RegenWasTaken he's a master of disguise

[@avinhhuynh5198]

@@RegenWasTaken it was him all along

[@dac314]

AND he can sing.

[@horacehoratio178]

I met Dale at a charity dinner once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and smelt a bit like the interior of a new car. He paid me 30 bucks to follow him around and tell him he was my favourite band member, making sure I was saying it loud enough for the other guys to hear, so that was cool. Looking forward to the new album, especially the parts with Dale in them. Bless.

[@zeeperry1576]

This is an obvious lie. Dale would never do anything so fiscally irresponsible #stanDale

[@Youtube_is_Trash]

@@zeeperry1576 #stanDale ✊

[@frogfox4287]

Ye. Absolutely LOVE Dale (This comment was sponsored by Dale)

[@Venomous9]

ok but the fact that you didn't say he was VERY funny and the fact that you're not Limmy reassures me that he's still alive, thank goodness

[@A_Hey]

Benny Harvey RIP

[@BrodyAnimates]

this one guy in different wigs is better than any boy band that ever existed

[@bytecarter]

Brockhampton is pretty close tho

[@amusing_balderdash7764]

It’s the guy with the beanie monster

[@jasperhood9330]

Actually, I'd say its about exactly as good as every single boy band. But the content of the lyrics isn't brainless!

[@exosproudmamabear558]

I mean I love exo but this, this is a masterpiece

[@dominicjackson6122]

What do you mean by "this one guy in different wigs..." These are 4 individual human beings. Well 3 not including Dale.

[@joshuaseitler6003]

0:03 I had only listened on Spotify before now, how did I picture this exact scene with the chain link fence, lol

[@Ruminations09]

"It's like I was lost at sea (so un-shore)" Um... why is nobody talking about how brilliant this line is?

[@nikiyerbamate]

and dales the one who made it actually clever. justice for dale.

[@stevo8433]

Drawing attention to its power could be damaging

[@kilo3989]

WAIT WHAT

[@KerryBeesley]

btw hi siffrin pfp

[@jacobpallas]

"You either die the Juunyur, or live long enough to see yourself become the Dale." Sun Tzu, The Art of Tweed

[@acardboardbox9386]

“All warfare is based on Daleception” -Sun Tzu

[@dumbass9049]

if your opponent is of a choleric temperament, seek to irritate him. make fun of his responsible spending and interrupt his solo with a blender

[@hyp3ri6n58]

This made me spit my saliva onto my bed

[@maxjoyce1297]

Sun Zoo*

[@aidanlegomaniac]

This has the energy of something that you'd watch as a kid and go "yeah Dale is such a nerd, glad he's gone!" then rewatch as an adult and go "damn, that suit was on sale? That's awesome, man, can't wait for Dale's diss track that roasts his siblings like a Thanksgiving turkey"

[@teehundeart]

Basically like watching Spongebob as an adult and suddenly relating to Squidward on every level

[@tomparry9829]

It’s the new version of realising the parents in Disney movies were right all along. Except Frozen, fuck those guys.

[@jolienvsndijk]

@@tomparry9829 Wait didn't the parent's just die in a ship accident?

[@memerman9268]

@@jolienvsndijk those were the blood parents, pretty sure they just got adopted or some Disney bullshit

[@tomparry9829]

@@jolienvsndijk Yeah but before that they gave Elsa all the wrong advice.

[@msthecommentator2863]

I've heard of people having multiple voices for voice acting, but singing? That's some next level talent, he sounded like every typical boy band member. Also, Dale's reaction to being dragged implies that he'd never heard this song before recording the music video, and I find that hilarious

[@valeriek8537]

It’s funnier to imagine they gave him the demo with just his parts of the song without the rest where they’re roasting him.

[@charlessmith1896]

The real horror of this video is the domestic, quiet kind. How 3 brothers can just absolutely hate another brother just for being pragmatic. #DaleDeservedBetter

[@timtams_6]

The proper hashtag is #JusticeForDale

[@SpooxX]

Joke's on them, they'll be bankrupt in a week without Dale lol

[@beardedemperor]

We found the dales!

[@ilonachan]

@@SpooxX Guess they'll really _give it all up for one day, just one day without Dale_ 🎵

[@SpooxX]

@@ilonachan Oooh well played 👏

[@starsprLte]

they kicked dale out of the band. not the family. christmas special where they try and do a music video and dale's just trying to keep them from ruining dinner

[@Silverwind87]

"I'm telling mom." "No wait."

[@echannel6162]

Yes.

[@hjhamilton1999]

I love it!

[@danielkang1560]

INCREDIBLE

[@megalomaniac6464]

Are we sure they didn't murder him?

[@itsbo]

we need a series where dale becomes the breakout star that everyone loves #JusticeForDale

[@memmermiller]

Yes

[@TheRealChibby]

I would watch Dale's solo content I guess, but I'm an AtSign girl at heart.

[@zeomora3512]

I love Dale

[@the_well-known_stranger2275]

Justice for Dale

[@cepheid-variable]

#StanDale

[@WB-xh6dw]

The line "I think you mean 'wet rag'" is a wonderfully self-contained joke

[@jonathanshavit822]

Explain? Or am I missing the obvious?

[@SeanTBarrett]

@@jonathanshavit822 I suspect he means that the act of singing "you mean 'wet rag'", that act is itself being a wet rag... though I don't think it really is. But that's my best guess at trying to make sense of the comment.

[@boowompthecat]

The fact that you perfected encapsulated each persona from a stereotypical boy band is a m a z i n g

[@hollow1279]

Ah yes, the accountant

[@boowompthecat]

@@hollow1279 the most important member

[@gluxetv8327]

@@boowompthecat ikr

[@Rhalmarius]

tonight on BDG: a 4-man boyband but one of them has a day job and the rest hate him

[@IeshiAke]

Dale earns 20k a month by being his own boss!

[@yoshifan33]

@@IeshiAke Why don't you join us?

[@deegleffler4887]

Dale escaped the music industry and settled down in a financially stable job and blocked all his brothers' numbers so they can't ask him for money.

[@CottonyAlmonds]

He did however sing at his daughters wedding. It was beautiful

[@mwh616]

No need to thank me for your 69th like

[@OriganalPie]

And now he makes $20,000 a month by being his own boss.

[@deegleffler4887]

@@OriganalPie Dale makes sure his assistants are paid well with solid benefits and time off. He builds extremely loyal employee relations and once had a new personal assistant ask him to sign a Twinz^2 poster

[@greywilds_2765]

​@@deegleffler4887 Twinz^2 broke apart after their third album due to TBD being arrested for trying to rob a jewelry shop to pay off his debt, Juunyup was found dead in their bathroom after overdosing, AtSign is currently just scraping by doing interveiws and writing books based on the experience of being a member of Twinz^2.

[@DonTheKoala]

ah yes the 4 classic pop archetypes. The Twink, the Goth, The Accountant, and The Lobster Fisherman

[@Nepeta-Leijon]

LMAO

[@ThirrinDiamond]

Dale is literally the best singer.... theyre all voiced by brian.... i dont...... this hurts my brain

[@helenfhnin]

I think that's because Dale's voice is the closest to Brian's normal singing voice.

[@philbrault3699]

@@helenfhnin and Brian naturally has a gorgeous voice, so he's obviously gonna sound great

[@sendronebricks]

He is using his natural voice for Dale. That's why.

[@xinicity]

@@philbrault3699 has a gross laugh though

[@ThirrinDiamond]

@@xinicity heretic /j*

[@Squantle]

This feels like the first act in a movie where the band will fall into hard times without Dale, and they’ll go crawling back to him for one final musical extravaganza

[@noimnotgoingtoenteraname]

And then they have a reprise called "Just one Day with Dale"

[@MulletMonk]

Please Brian....

[@Law-and-Disorder]

Dale should not take them back

[@parkerplumer6266]

I'd watch the shit out of that movie.

[@roseypixelz1470]

No! Now I want this! Damn it!

[@sebandrews4395]

Becoming a boy band playing every single member while then composing a song shitting on one of your said selves and then slowly falling apart as that boy leaves is... a pretty good summary of my mental state rn, sure

[@AJ-kx9mb]

love ur profile pic

[@MaximumDraculaX]

"It's like I was lost at sea" -Juunyur "So unsure" -Dale. Unsure, or un-SHORE? Dale is criminally underrated.