Brief History of Poland

[@ceother1024]

I find sarchastic how they represent the swedish invasion as peaceful when it was one of the worst cathatstrophies that Poland had ever suffered, causing Poland to lose about a third of his population and the downfall of the comonwealth

[@VRichardsn]

The Deluge was dreadful.

[@ohman1247]

oh lord-

[@piyapatkhunthula3263]

"Sweden is the most peaceful country in the world" Poland: Liar.

[@Nepetita69696]

@@bluueskull Thank goodness the Swedes are reaping what they sowed now.

[@Zapadoslavist]

@@Nepetita69696 they never gave us back any of it, all of Copernicus's stolen work is still in Sweden

[@Muenni]

The Soviets invaded Poland mere days after the Germans, in 1939, and both split the country between themselves as secretly agreed beforehand. The Germans turned on them, drove them out by '41, until the Soviets retook Poland in '44.

[@TheProjectVoid]

the soviets while it still be morally wrong, if they had not invaded and reconquered the territories that Poland took from the Russian revolution, The Nazi government of Germany would had taken all of Poland! Thus increasing its military might to conquer the Soviet union, then would have enough supplies to wait out the war until America and UK would have to send millions of Angl americans to there deaths compare to 4 hundred thousand in our timeline. Again as a Pol, while i do condemn the Nazi soviet pact, I do see its short term goal of the Soviet Government to both save and enslave pols. But if you have to chose a evil between 2, i chose the evil that does not want all Slavs dead so my view is Soviet.

[@lie5196]

I remember when I visited Poland a few years ago our tour guide who had been in school in the late 80s early 90s told us that they where told in 1988 history class of how the Soviets where saviours and had come to rescue Poland from the Nazi's as Slav brothers in arms then the history class of 1989 told them the truth which confused the class just a little bit 😂😂

[@pr1ckly200]

the soviets invaded the country poland but it isnt the official region of poland, they invade poland held eastern ukraine and belarus

[@TheProjectVoid]

@@pr1ckly200 exactly the Russian civil war era

[@Karakanow]

@@pr1ckly200 It was official territory of Polish Republic at that time. Soviets menaged to stab us at the back taking our rightful land.

[@bartoszrampapapam6398]

For me, as a Pole, that clip is 10 times funnier.

[@PeterTheRam]

for me too

[@BryczkaFabryczka]

Great Poland, who save Vienna in 1683, who save whole Europe from communism in 1920. Great Poland with all of rich history... AS A WHIPPING BOY, ALWAYS MASACRATED BY ANY OTHER NATION I know it should be a funny animated video, but it also hurts. Author just take half of polish history. The rest is unimportant... Sad.

[@rockyop5791]

Tak

[@906087]

Good sense of humor

[@GreycatRademenes]

I'm polish and I must say it is quite accurate, expect for the order and that we fenced off most of the invaders (untill the 18th century). We we're invaded A LOT!!!!! Plus Napoleon is a positive figure in our history since he tried to rebuild Poland as an ally, but then the russian fiasco stopped that.

[@MaterOfX]

kaszlu kaszlu haiti incident kaszlu kaszlu

[@pep-qew]

@@MaterOfX to niczego nie zmienia

[@paweszelag7969]

It's nowhere near accurate

[@MaterOfX]

@@paweszelag7969 nasza historia to krok pierwszy jest spoko zakładamy władzę itp krok drugi system polityczny/ przegrana bitwa następuje krok trzeci jakiś kraj nas ostro rucha w mniejszym lub większym krok czwarty pokonujemy wroga po jakimś czasie krok pierwszy....

[@dragonaspect22]

@@MaterOfX nadal, w jaki sposob ma to sie do niepodleglosci haiti bo nie rozumiem? Nic ta niepodleglosc nie zmienila w jakiejkolwiek historii

[@lucaschiantodipepe2015]

In Italy any white immigrant, from Eastern Europe is considered a "polish". A friend of mine can't distinguish Ukrainians, from polish, from Moldovans.

[@moriapetersen6651]

As far as I'm concerned, any country that spends centuries sandwiched between Russia and Germany and lives to tell the tale gets all the respect

[@bradykim8438]

I don’t know what’s more sad, the fact that Poland has been the punching bag of the world since it’s existence, or that egg baby is taller than Napoleon.

[@NovaRuner]

Maybe Poland got caught in the middle of several wars, and maybe they got their collective butts kick, however Poland is still here and still standing. They can hold their own when push comes to shove. P.S. I am Canadian, but I might have Polish and Ukrainian great grandparents who moved here many years ago.

[@Johia_Mapping_2]

Time to instead of annexing it, divide it into 1500 different countries ^°

[@legbender1584]

bruh gay

[@krawiec1735]

@@legbender1584 bruh no one cares about you

[@josealves2128]

You have great ancestry!

[@Dj5Raw]

I am not polish and I think that Poland had the most awesome cavalery ever.

[@EndusHDMapper]

Polish saved de Europe from Osmans, Russians, Teutonic Order and other countries!

[@rudrakshpainuly1294]

The Hussar wings look based

[@ptasznik5973]

Well thats actuall fact

[@cobaltxiv4408]

Mongols throw yok on polish neck and laughing a lot. Mongols the best cavalry in the world.

[@WhiteRed-ni7js]

@@cobaltxiv4408So much that eventually Mongols started running for the hills as soon as they saw a Polish horseman.

[@MichaelLee-tt7gm]

A grain of truth, with many layers of parody added - you can sort of tell from the last line, "the biggest invasion of all: the tourists."

[@Haneur]

I'm Pole and I find this cartoon rather funny not insulting. This looks more like a parody and I suppose that history of every country in this show was interpreted like that. So chill everyone. We should be PROUD of us, Poles, for being able to still be the independent country after all those wars and hardships we had to endure. Cause it's true that in our history some countries kicked our asses. Lots of times. And of course we won a lot of wars and battles too - but behind those victories there are many innocent people from our old enemy's countries who had to die. So it's not like we're the holy ones and the rest of the world is bad cause they attacked us/betrayed us/or done some shit to us. I know we Poles like to glorify our country (well I believe that every country likes to do so) but please... Let's just be proud of our nationality and stop fighting over everything that touch polish subject, even a stupid cartoon for kids... Sorry for bad English and greetings from Poland.

[@MIloszKluski]

I'm Pole too and I also don't feel offended by this video. That's just innocent parody. But I never liked this whole show anyway - Yes, history of every country in this show was interpreted like that.

[@joew9690]

Bo macie mentalność lokaja knajaka tak was mentalnie z komunizowano ...... mogli by wam nasrać do gęby i byście powiedzieli że dobre .....to gówno uraża nas w każdym calu ....po pierwsze wyniku tych wojen wielu ludzi zginęło i cierpiało po drugie większość tych wojen wygrywaliśmy po trzecie Polska nie jest jakimś małym gównem a dumnym krajem wolnych ludzi z kręgosłupem moralnym.

[@Haneur]

Joe W do kogo ta odpowiedź kierowana? Bo chyba nie rozumiem o co tobie człowieku chodzi?

[@sylwiajanuszkiewicz-ziolko4501]

Han yea

[@nuii700]

Han I'm not offended ether my ancestors came from Poland

[@Iknowthismeme]

They were the ones to start the “Poland gets always invaded” joke

[@kristin7046]

They didn't even mention the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth....

[@HubiKoshi]

Hey! The Mongols are invading from the wrong direction!

[@stephenvalentinemusi]

I love all of the classical music in here (the Heroic Polonaise in the beginning, Tchaikovsky;s 4th symphony, Haydn's melody that is now the German Anthem, )

[@jestersareawesome4332]

*Inaccuracies* 0:20 Where do I begin here? 1. This makes it seems like Germany was a united thing at the time when the truth is the opposite. Germany was like a confederation of hundreds of mostly tiny small city states known as the Holy Roman Empire which was not holy nor Roman nor an empire. 2. It uses a map of pre-WW2 Poland and Germany. Since this is talking about the early history of the Kingdom of Poland Poland and Germany both looked very different. 0:24 Bohemia is not in the location shown in the video. Bohemia is in modern day Czechia. 0:33 I don’t know what this is referring to. At first I thought this was referring to The Polish-Lithuanian-Teutonic War but that happened in 1411, not 1386. I thought maybe they mistook the Old Prussians for the Prussians, the Old Prussians were a tribe of Baltic People who live in the regions Prussia controlled. They completely were wiped out by The Teutonic Knights anyway. It doesn’t seem like The Old Prussians had any major quarrels with Poland. 0:36 There were 3 invasions by the Mongol Empire, none of which happened in 1386. 0:40 The Grand Duchy of Moscow did not invade Poland in 1386. Technically they never did but the Polish-Muscovite War did Start in 1605, long after the Grand Duchy of Moscow became known as Russia. They’re also shown to have very inaccurate military clothing for the time as they seem to be wearing 19th Century Russians uniforms. 0:55 Once again, inaccurate uniforms. 1:03 The Russians seem to be wearing WW2 styled clothing. 1:42 The Russians are still wearing WW2 clothing. 1:50 The Germans didn’t have tanks during WW1. That was an invention made by the British. The only German tanks that did see combat during WW1 was the A7V and only around 20 were made during the end of the war. 1:52 It’s worth mentioning they invaded Poland alongside the Soviets before the Germans betrayed the Soviet Union in 1941. 2:02 The Soviets didn’t have any nukes until 1949, 4 years after WW2’s end. And even if they did have it I’d find it highly unlikely they’d use it on the Germans unless they just refused to surrender and didn’t want to waste more lives. I mean, this is Stalin we’re talking about but he wasn’t an idiot, you have to have some brains when you conduct a purge and kill anyone you don’t like. I might’ve missed a thing here or there and gotten things Inaccurate. Correct me if I missed anything or included something that was actually correct.

[@Lenny-kp5nf]

epic

[@paweszelag7969]

Thank you. Only one thing - there was a Polish-Muscovite war before 1605 in which Muscowy invaded the PLC. It was in 1577. And the war you are talking about actually started in 1609, after the treaty of Wyborg. Until then, Poland as a country was not engaged in this conflict. From 1605 to 1609 war was fought by the magnates living near the eastern border, who expected gaining personal benefits from the war, and some mercenaries. However, king and the sejm (parliament) opposed the intervention.

[@Karakanow]

Oh yes and a congress kingdom

[@stellajuuno995]

To be an Emperor, one has to be the king of kings. The HRE thus was an empire. And since the holy references the Catholic faith, that was accurate as well, until Martin Luther. But nobody expects accuracy when one quotes a frenchie.

[@Gregtami]

I'm polish and I find this hilariously funny :-D

[@Averageyoutubeenjoyerr]

I think that I will be recommended this video and I will find your comment 10 years later again

[@COOLSKELETON-vl8bl]

You like how childs dying

[@andreacarollo1324]

I mean from an humoristic point of view, it can be funny, but not realistic. I mean it's a huge generalization and simplification, that gets events in a disordered and undistinguished point of view. Again, I know that being a content for children it must be simplified, but that's not simplified, that's erroneous. Bohemian and/or prussian invasion in the middleages ? Kossak or Tatar invasion? All "war related" events are treated as invasions (referring to the German/Soviet one of 1939). But they weren't all invasions really. There was for example the Kossak revolt, but not an actual invasion of Poland, or there were fights in Silesia and Lubusia with the Bohemians in the war between 1018-1030 against Holy Roman Emperor Henry II, bit those were not invasions. My concern is the ignorant vision of Poland as a nation continuously dominated by strangers, as in reality it has a long beautiful story of patriotism and dedication to the cause of Freedom.

[@cobaltxiv4408]

Also no one word about polish invade`s in Moscovia, Lietuva, Bohemia and so on. If we take more time and examine the history of Poland - they invade in ALL their neighbors! But always failed.

[@eava708]

@@cobaltxiv4408 How always failed? many invasions were successful

[@Stamsite111]

1:04 People have forgot that we in Sweden made Poland getting partioned after Napoleonic Wars! We gave away Swedish Pomerania to Prussia and got Norway. In agreement Sweden allowed Prussia to annex parts of Poland!

[@susangoaway]

Now I will do the same with America: -there isn't even a medieval history -getting runned over by Britain, France and Spain -Some sort of "civil" war, which isn't even a real civil war, because those were 2 different people fighting this war. -Inactive until WW1 and getting into war far too late -Selling allies to the other side and also betraying -failing at fighting in a foreign civil war -killing innocents and trying to be the best -spying on their allies(actually every country does that) There isn't much to say, oh and those red-white kings, they were english, but also polish.

[@Ajourneyofknowing]

TherealScrable - 1. What- does newborn countries without medieval/feudal/gothic times are viewed as lesser unequalls. 2. Those countries wanted revenge on their former colonies to absorb them back and wanted to conquer the new world continents like they did to the Middle East, East Asia, and Africa (the US is rich and diverse in its natural resources) 3. Civil War- “war between the citizens within the same country”. Is this based off of when the South seceded into independence and almost got recognition into a country. They were Americans on both sides but came from some other ethnicity. 4. America followed the Monroe Doctrine to stay neutral and to not get involved into wars of the old world continents (Europe, Africa, Asia) only in the America’s. Like separating from the rest of the world for an less complicated/conflicting continent severed from the old worlds problems. Along with Woodrow Wilson 2nd election promise to keep America out of the war because who would want war. However the sinking of the Lusitania with American deaths, the Black Tom terrorist explosion on the stockpile of ammunition on Bedloe island, unrestricted U-boat attacks in the Atlantic, and the infamous Zimmerman Telegraph to introduce Mexico into war against America to regain their territory. That when America stopped trying for their isolationist mindset and went to war but as you said, it was close to ending. 5. We try to get involved and rebuild countries so they don’t turn villainous like Nazi Germany but have success like Japan. I do agree however that due to various factors that we haven’t had the same success and did atrocities=Vietnam. You are taking this too harshly and personally at face value.

[@erwinner8929]

This is actually more stereotopical than that all Americans have guns and are only gun guys, or that Brots love tea and only drink it and are always so gentle.

[@mr.politics1388]

Agreed, and it’s often won’t as well. Germans invading Poland in the First World War with tank, complete bull shit, the ottomans were beaten in most in counters like the famous battle of Vienna (although I know Vienna is not in Poland) And it’s kind of implying that Poland had just bad luck and got invaded all the time. The same is though true for almost every other culture/country in Europe

[@erwinner8929]

@@mr.politics1388 Actually name ''Polska'' came from Polish name of ''Polany'' it meant plains, beacus emost of Poland is forests and plains.

[@erwinner8929]

@@mr.politics1388 Mostly because of plains and forests Poland got invaded many times, many countries have mountains as borders, we have those only on south, when we were mostly atacked from east and west

[@erwinner8929]

@@mr.politics1388 Btw, people forget one fact, Poland was Eastern Empire, Russians were learning Polish culture even tried to copy our Hussars, Poland had not only influence, but many territories too, we have conquered german prussia and for something like idk 200 years it was Polish. Everyone in Eastern and in western Europe for most of the time, must know that there is Poland, Poland controlled Russia for few years. Even when Poland got partitioned for several years, Polish culture still was growing and people like Germans wanted to be Polish, i will not say why everyone can just watch movie about it, or read about it.

[@karolfr9738]

@@mr.politics1388 most importmantly Poland began to exist in 966 or earlier Not 1025 coronation did not formed Poland

[@nikipnl]

Thank you for making brief history of my home country

[@Carnifici]

In my opinion this video is hilarious :) It's only showing how hard it can be for a country to stood all this wars, especially if you are surrounded by other strong military nations. It's just a little bit of history for young kids. And you know, after so many years of studying history and meeting a lot different people, I learned that this who scream loudest and got this "butthurt" about how other countries "hate" Poland, usually now the least... And this is sad.

[@pikminfan6778]

But Poland can still into space.

[@AzraelSoulHunter]

As a Polish guy, this is hilarious. Never ending mountain of shit thrown at us, but we are still here. And this is a funny abridged version of history. Also it shows just how bad our geographic position is. It is a feat we are still here all things considered.

[@drillstevejr2290]

Poor Poland I wanna give the whole country a hug

[@theworldsmith5489]

They should’ve done one about Berwick-upon-Tweed, an English town that has swapped the border between England and Scotland 14 times.

[@zukosan1157]

Where can I find episodes of this for free?

[@miserebear2113]

Do your self a favor and dont read the comments. Too many People are overly sensitive. Im Polish my self and find this funny. Nothing Wrong with a parody. But there is something wrong with being offended by nothing. Political Correctness is poison.

[@broflovskie]

Poor Cart exactly

[@DevSarman]

Poland: punching bag of empires

[@lordvader9712]

Yet it still exists, while the empires have crumbled.

[@adamjoneshisteriaofficial4481]

Taken from Histeria "Season 1 Episode 33" Histeria Around the World Part 1

[@logantrimble006]

Man, the Polish just couldn't catch a break with all these invasions. It makes one wonder how no one got away with genocide here.

[@Ааааааааааа-щ]

Все эти вторжения она сама и провоцыровала

[@creepywalrus4980]

большинство из них. Поляки вообще обожают корчить из себя жертв, когда им это удобно.

[@tomgored1741]

"The poland was invaded in ww1 by germany" but wasnt poland a part of austro hungary which was allies with germany?

[@Baoslaw]

At this time the polish territory was divided between Germany, Austria and Russia. So Polish people fought on a both side

[@batwingwashere]

Quite funny a story, yet we kicked some butts as well :) We were the first to successfully assault Moscow, we stopped soviets progression in 1920, saved Vienna from Turks in 1683 and so on... Sad thing is, we lost against ourselves in 1981

[@erwinner8929]

Ermm no dude XD, in 1981 we were fighting with puppet state of soviets named PRL.

[@rudrakshpainuly1294]

Well India knows the pain of being invaded

[@Ihaveagasmask]

Wanna hear a scary storie

[@Ihaveagasmask]

A world war is starting and Germany is watching you

[@Tech-Kaplan-Kali]

On ine side: It's innacurate as fuck. On the other: It is kind of funny.

[@Scarfy397]

As an American, I can say Poland was at one point the strongest empire in Eastern Europe. Unfortunately, all great things come to an end. And normally that end involves the Soviets turning you into a satellite nation.

[@susangoaway]

***** Germany actually wasn't strong. They were just a bunch of monarchies. The Russians were always the enemies of Poland. Oh and no, Germany wasn't too big to be split up, it just wasn't because it was on the side of the russians. And at the end the russians won the war(sadly)

[@susangoaway]

***** Actually Prussia didn't existed before Poland gave them some land. But then they took more and more and then the partitions happened due to instability. And something went wrong there, because Prussia wasn't even in the HRE, which was the earlier germany. I miss the fact, where Poland helped Austria and Germany and all other European countries against the Ottomans...

[@aleksanderjuliangronowski8335]

america sold us to soviets

[@czomolungmen1506]

@@aleksanderjuliangronowski8335 Moment, w którym definitywnie Polska straciła sens istnienia do końca świata, bo pozbawieni tytułu kraju Zachodu, kasy, wydarzeń kulturowych typu regularne koncerty największych gwiazd światowej muzyki i wysokiego PKB na mieszkańca nie mamy racji bytu jako kraj.

[@Ааааааааааа-щ]

Сколько народо вы истребили и поработили ? Многие народы и сейчас порабошены и угнетаемы вами Американцами

[@98d.93]

in 16 and 17 age Poland was the strongest. Russia scared war with Poland. I remember battle Kłuszyn 1610 and captured Moscow (only Poland do this).

[@someoneatemybeans]

Napoleon also conquered Moscow

[@98d.93]

+Mono krono Yes but for short time, Poland more than 2 years

[@someoneatemybeans]

98 D. The mongols too

[@Ajourneyofknowing]

98 D. - so you’re a time traveling veteran?

[@sdsd2e2321]

And then sweden destroyed u more than germany did in WW2 xaxa

[@rimfire8217]

Technically Germany did not Invade Poland in WWI since at that time Poland had been partitioned into Russia. The German Empire merely invaded what would one day be Poland again.

[@zdziczaybozek2771]

fu..k germany

[@dwaugh2215]

Damn, that baby just can’t catch a break. Especially the tourism lmao

[@SPQRAquila]

Yeah, the makers seemed to forget all those times when Poland was invading her neighbours and beating them ;) I know though that this film was made to make us laugh, not to teach us history :)

[@santoshkiran_u]

Are there other animations for other countries? Where can we find them

[@kacperm6555]

I don't know if this video was intended to be a parody/satire or not but what I do know is that you do not ridicule a nation that suffered so much in its history. They deliberately ignore the MANY glorious moments in Polish history. This isn't funny. This is distasteful.

[@Ajourneyofknowing]

Fabiann - It’s a Cartoon not like “realistic historical” media like what Braveheart did to Scotland. This had different priorities Like a limited half hour time slot shorter than documentaries, fitting in the other historical subjects of the episode (the episode wasn’t dedicated fully on Poland) along with the slapstick/songs/comedic jokes, and the even younger target Audience this was targeted at cant even comprehend even the basic of the history (much less the complex intricacies of old world war).

[@xyzxxxc5365]

@@Ajourneyofknowing Yeah it is Cartoon , but it dont make it les distasteful. We never laugh of our forefathers sacrifice.

[@MatthewChenault]

“Even the Swedes.” *Gustavus Adolphus!*

[@abstrakcjaodwewnetrznainte7077]

Carolus Gustavus Rex

[@DehydratedDarkness]

Gustavus Amogus

[@Waldstiem]

the cartoon was truly never meant to be offensive for the sake of being offensive. the cartoon series playfully mocked a lot of different time period but in a way to make it fun.. considering it was the 90's the same people who make the animaniacs did this toon. im a huge historian and gammer and i know the heroicness of the polish people especially stopping the turks at the gates of Vienna thru them stopping the Russians cold in 1920ish till next time :)

[@DeathtoRaiden1]

This comment section is cracking me up. This is Filipino tier of ass blasted.

[@45johngalt]

Only thing I noticed this got wrong was that Poland was invaded by the Soviets and Nazi's at the same time. Molotov-Ribbentrop pact.

[@Lololoney]

„Ponad trzy miliony Żydów zginęło w Polsce i Polacy nie będą spadkobiercami polskich Żydów. My nigdy na to nie pozwolimy. (...) Będziemy im to powtarzać dopóki Polska ponownie nie zamarznie. Jeśli Polska nie zaspokoi żydowskich żądań będzie publicznie atakowana i upokarzana na forum międzynarodowym” Izrael Singer - sekretarz generalny Światowego Kongresu Żydów. Uprzedzając reakcje - nie jestem antysemitą i nie nawołuje do nienawiści, cytuję tylko to co zostało powiedziane...

[@cffrfgbfbfbf6941]

I kinda feel bad for that egg baby thing

[@josealves2128]

Am I the only one who thinks she looks and sounds just like Mandy?

[@adrianjedrys7784]

Greetings from polish diaspora here. To all poles: Guys stop being so buttblasted, it's obvious that this is a joke that wasn't intentionally being some historically accurate piece of work... Whoever the target audience for this was, it's probably sure that their median knowledge of Polish history is probably nothing more than: >>"The country who was invaded by Germany in the beginning of WW2"

[@xyzxxxc5365]

Yeah it is Cartoon , but it dont make it les distasteful. We never laugh of our forefathers sacrifice. We kneel only before God. Why ? Becouse we do not beg for freedom we fight for it.

[@karolfr9738]

I mean most of people are annoyed because americans did this You know how they perfectly know geography or culture If it was made by brits or something like that it would be took as a joke for most of poles

[@Zszywek17]

fajne i śmieszne :) lecz jest jeden haczyk niewolno brać tego na poważnie :D ta wyliczanka opowiada jedynie o naszej historii wojennej i nie wspomina o najazdach ani o osiągnięciach naukowych należy oglądać z przymrużeniem oka i wszystko będzie ok :)

[@szalony_husarz]

ani o tym że zdobyliśmy moskwę

[@kacmac2340]

From what cartoon is it?

[@fredprince8256]

Histeria.

[@DymekOrlik]

1683 Wiedeń - Protect Europe 1921 - Protect Europe who protect Poland? - Poland

[@ilvibos3512]

are there other vedios like this for other countries?

[@Paracelsus19]

"Polacy, zacne syny dzielnego plemienia, Przed którymi butne wrogi czołem niegdyś biły, Pokażcie, żeście godni dawnego imienia I przodków siły!"

[@ElJorro]

Man...no wonder the place has gone of the deep end in recent years.

[@heyfamilyguy]

Yeah because wanting to preserve your national identity = going off the deep end.

[@Fuwildanimals]

Poland in XV[1410]-XVII[1648] centuries was most powerfull country in Europe. Our army was strongest that time, best equipped with best tactic with strongest cavalry. Poland was rich that time and biggest country in Europe [only Russia was bigger]. We won war with soviets in 1919-1921 in 1vs1 war and we had chance to become strong country again but we didnt because of WW2[1939-1945] and soviet occupation [1945-1989].

[@Dread_2137]

Patrząc na komentarze stwierdzam jedno, macie 0 pojęcie o języku angielskim xD pomijając że ten serial, a właściwie bajka dla dzieci (nazwa: Histeria, polska nazwa bo leciało to też w polskiej telewizji: A to Histeria) wszystkie kraje przedstawiał w sparodiowany sposób, to jest to jak sama nazwa wskazuje streszczenie polskiej historii, a czym była nasza historia jak nie ciągłą walką z najeźdźcami.

[@bartoszwoowiec5552]

DreadFury No właśnie walką a nie głupim popychadłem które nawet nie walczyło.

[@bartoszwoowiec5552]

DreadFury Dobra nie ważne nie przeczytałem Twojego innego komentarza.

[@czomolungmen1506]

Dlatego Polska ssie jako kraj i lepiej by było dla niej, gdyby wcale nie istniała, bo z takim czymś nie ma szans na dobrą reputację.

[@AdamYJ]

Kind of par for the course for the most centrally-located country in all of Europe. If you want to get anywhere, you have to get through Poland first.

[@zamyatin100]

She forgot to mention complete devastation of the Polish economy and society after the fall of communism thanks to neoliberal shock therapy and the IMF puppet Lech Walesa.

[@theprinceofliechtenstein9087]

She also forgot to mention any polish military win ever

[@Ajourneyofknowing]

The Prince of Liechtenstein - But she didn’t say they lost either. Those dated terminologies are hard to comprehend onto children.

[@rdfox76]

Histeria was such a mixed bag... for every segment like this, or "Theodore Roosevelt, Trust Buster," you ended up with a Vomitorium sketch or something like that. Still, this was concentrated awesome. I just wish Warner Music had owned a certain Queen song, for when the Bohemians invaded...

[@annakozlinska7059]

I'm proud to be Polish

[@amerdoom6491]

Love polish people also I love german people

[@polske322]

@JozefKPilsudski I have, 966 is when Poland was first accepted as a nation, not necessarily kingdom but existing as a country

[@sarmatapl4488]

Actually, we won most of conflicts that were showed here. And they didn't tell it! Bad foreign history cartoons.

[@lugrey5036]

racja xd

[@prot07ype87]

+♥Magnuś♥ /)

[@Lucinat0r]

I think your missing the point of the segment. It never showed Poland winning or losing, only that Poland has been invaded many times. Which I think is a very accurate statement. Also this is a children's show with a strong comedic flavor, note the 1/2m tall Napoleon, its gonna have a few inaccuracies compared to a documentary. Finally, this show is American, that fact it is going as in depth as it is is remarkable. For those Polish of you reading this, without the internet, tell me how many times the United States has been invaded.

[@sylwiajanuszkiewicz-ziolko4501]

Sarmata PL też z polski?

[@sylwiajanuszkiewicz-ziolko4501]

Sarmata PL też z polski? Prawda

[@ThatFanBoyGuy]

You could probably do the same comical sketch with the history of Israel. Israel was founded by Abraham. But then it was invaded by the Egyptians...and then by the Canaanites...and then the by Philestines...and then by the Assyrians...and then by the Babylonians...and then by the Persians...and then by the Greeks...and then the by Romans...and then by the Byzantines...and then by the Muslims...and then by the Crusaders...and then by the Ottomans...then the British... (lol)

[@swiggy3000]

It's an American kids show trying to do Polish history. It's not technically wrong it just doesn't show how Poland fought back the invaders and lived on as a distinctive culture and now great country. Still gotta love that Baby.

[@Tomenable]

You forgot to mention that 95% of invasions were unsuccessful for the invaders.

[@Ajourneyofknowing]

Litvin - No time for that!

[@MrWatchingclosely]

Zastanawiam się , komu zależy na poniżaniu Polski? Pokazywaniu naszej ojczyzny w złym świetle , nawet dochodzi do tego że niedługo chcący albo nie chcący , będą mylili nas z niewinnymi Niemcami, a za wszystko zło na świecie obwiniana będzie Polska. KTOŚ musi bardzo nad tym pracować i bardzo nas NIENAWIDZI!!!

[@BamulOi]

I feel sorry for children who are brought up on cartoons like these - no wonder so many Americans don't know jack shit about European history and are full of ignorance towards other cultures, when stuff like this reduces one of the largest and most influential Eastern European states throughout history (look up Polish Commonwealth) to a series of invasions... and I don't say that out of spite, this is as bad for the American kids as it is for those offended by their ignorance.

[@Gigadramon6]

+Bamul1 It does reduce Polish history to a series of invasions for the sake of an extended slapstick joke, but the reality is that it's rather difficult to think of a major Eurasian power in the past 2000 years that *hasn't* invaded or attempted to invade Poland at some point or another. The fact that this acknowledges that Poland *existed at all* before it was invaded by Nazi Germany is frankly a step up from the standard American education curriculum.

[@BamulOi]

That's true, sadly. Though tbh most of the major invasions that took place on Polish lands happened during the last 200 years of the country's history.

[@Ajourneyofknowing]

Bamul - Why would you say that?

[@HubiKoshi]

The only problem I see with this clip is that the Mongols are coming from the wrong direction XD

[@wowdodge1959]

Kurwa to są jakieś jaja my niby tlko po łbie dostajemy my wieksząść ataków na polske obroniliśmy

[@TypicalCrusader]

No niestety zachód powinien sie od nas uczyć jak sie brońić :P

[@wowdodge1959]

lopolandia ciekawe co by było gdybyś my choć 1 raz sprzymierzyli się ze wschodem a nie z zachodem np : Rp + turcja

[@maxiplays4779]

lopolandia W końcu Polska ich dupska obroniła

[@brzeczyszczykiewicz3629]

Mało dystansu widzę...

[@abcxyz-bq2cc]

I love how they totally didn't use the flag of that particular period but the Polish flag that the Navy ships fly by the way it's not a Polish flag

[@kattyushqa7765]

Poland is strong and indepedence country with beautifull history. We won full of wars and still be able to fight after 123 years of captivity. This looks like a history of USA!

[@Ajourneyofknowing]

Chococao - Yet you didn’t win WW2 against Nazi germany, the Red Army, or even the USSR in the Cold War. America only got invaded a handful of times-Mexican/American war, War of 1812, and the Japanese invading the Alaskan territory Aleutian Islands. We just voluntarily entered into other countries wars.

[@czomolungmen1506]

Polish history is awful, I'll never understand why people see this as a beautiful.

[@kattyushqa7765]

@@czomolungmen1506 I agree, I wrote this comment when I was stupid lol, glad I healed

[@fabiowodczynski5602]

@@czomolungmen1506 yeah we can only wonder from which sh*thole you crawled out of lol

[@brianoreilly3001]

at 1:45 A tank invades from Germany the Germen A7V Tank only saw action in France never did one move through Poland!!! the Germen A7V tank was Newer in Poland this show really has a reality of its own.

[@Syrailia]

The swedish invasion be like according to Histeria! Yah😩😩😩😩

[@pears767]

Indeed. Its a lot harder to win at Risk when you've only got the center square. Oh to turtle on Siam or Indonesia.

[@johnmh3180]

This is a good and educational video for children. :)

[@TimesChu]

The Swedes in this are so foppish. Gustav II Adolf, Charles XIII, The Caroleans, Seriously guys, the Swedes were badass.

[@TheKrzysiek]

maybe...or maybe not...

[@zoltanperei4789]

Germany did not invade Poland in WW1. There was no Poland at that time.

[@thpollards]

i feel bad for the baby

[@adamx1237]

Actually Poland started in 966

[@ScatterbrainPete]

I don't know about you, people, but I'm just happy that (some) Americans are at least aware of Poland's existence.

[@Ajourneyofknowing]

Piotr Wojciechowski - Because their rival Germany has a much more famous presence here in the states. From their chocolates to their beer culture, From Dr. Seuss to Albert Einstein(or Hitler), & the ethnicity that we just keep making the villains of in movies and teachings of WW2.

[@czomolungmen1506]

Żałosne, że coś takiego się cieszy. Polska powinna być jedynym z najpopularniejszych krajów Europy w USA. A tak, to nasze istnienie to strata czasu i energii.

[@gamenerd808]

That baby got beat up

[@revinhatol]

Nice!

[@AschKris]

Damn these poles need a sense of humour. Everybody knows that this is a joke, real history is way more complicated than this.

[@morbidsearch]

@Jan III Sobieski How is this going to affect them negatively? Are they gonna try invading Poland themselves?

[@wawa23tomek]

Poles lost 1939 from stronger enemies the Soviets and Germans (Molotov Ribbentrop pact), but they never surrendered and fought until 1945. Polish mathematicians Marian Rejewski deciphered enigma already in 1939. Home Army submitted plans for V1 and V2 rockets England. Polish Forces scattered all over Europe participated in numerous battles alongside other Allied contingents, for instance:

[@NCXitlali]

@Luklaser92, yep! Pretty much, I am suprized you knew taht. We defeated the Spanish when ourmatched several times. They had probably more men and better weapons. All we had is stone and wood weapons. Our king was intelligent, he says that fighting in the mountains was the best strategy and it clearly gave us an advantage.

[@fabiowodczynski5602]

Itt: People who's history knowledge spans from 19th century till 1939

[@michal2788]

Why doesn't this video mention any positives about poland e.g when it spanned most of Eastern Europe?

[@damianherbowicz6894]

I ' m Polisch :) I'm not offended by it. It's funny and entertaining, but deceptive. Poland was once great country of Lithuania. from sea to sea. Power of the Republic of the two nations was great. There was with us when religious tolerance in Europe were persecuted. We did not give up so easily trample,, "Poles are cantankerous and prone to fighting. Much we drink, and we are corrupt. Were it not for Poland and Lithuania are to this day the greatest superpower of Europe. but a fairy tale,, zajebista " thanks - dziękuję

[@ImJust1Joe]

I think it just begs the question, what's everyone got against Poland?

[@Askhat08]

Poland was a pretty aggressive country itself.

[@CommanderBohn]

This triggers me. Histeria is filled with historical lies, but this part is downright insulting. PO PROSTU KURWA!!! Still kinda funny due to the kid getting stampeded non-stop.

[@Ajourneyofknowing]

Commander Bohn - It’s a limited timespan comedic cartoon that is targeted at younger than average aged children. It had to sacrifice these facts to fit the circumstances. Not to justifiably get angry over as much as Scotland is over Braveheart.

[@pilimysokinadwisla]

An American student pooped into our professor's office one day in late 90's and was impressed by the antique furniture the room was filled with(It was in Cracow, Jagiellonian University). -"Them bookcases, they're older than your country, son", prof. replied. Would you Americans tolerate a similar cartoon about your Independence War and attacks on WTC? We, Poles are not that much self deprecating when it comes to our history.

[@pkm100]

they forgot the fact that Poland won lots of the battles (with Turks, Russians for example)

[@michalvlcek1762]

my friend half German says, with exaggeration, that Poland does not exist....and just now i see why.

[@Hiperforteca]

"Semi-fascist"?!! Warsaw was third city on the world in respects of number of Jews after New York and Jerusalem!

[@Lansikgeneral]

Pains me they said nothing about Polish-Lithuanian kicking ass for a while

[@Zarrov]

75% of this information is bullshit. Thats why it can't be funny, because it can be funny only if you have not even a spec of knowledge about this country. And why 75% is bullshit? because it counts all wars as invasions. Most of them Poland won.

[@KarasekUS]

Not exactly accurate, but funny.

[@ukaszpietras837]

Zarrov No poland is in very shit place: Russian in est and germany in west

[@germanfacistdeathtotheeast6695]

Zarrov lol you made pole ???

[@bartj7513]

+German Rhineland QUEEn Lol, how's the islamic invasion German?

[@sylwiajanuszkiewicz-ziolko4501]

Zarrov ye its not funny

[@advancedpro7608]

1:52 they sure did...

[@JoeBurgerCinematicUniverse]

The Soviets also invaded in 1920