10 Tips to Survive a Kidnapping According to the Police

[@BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL]

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[@satwikmishra8963]

@BRIGHT SIDE It's so kind of you that you are making so much creative videos. It's really helpful to many .

[@NareshKumar-xx3hs]

Good night in present and good morning tomorrow

[@criticwhosalwaysright1404]

Don't worry I know parkour

[@GrimBeakington]

I’m a very calm person, I even have my own way of meditation so I can stay calm, clear my mind, and get rid of all stressful situation

[@trin003]

I'm not

[@isabel9394]

Be cooperative? So if he chains me up on his wall and starts hitting me with a stick I’m supposed to say “so, hows the weather been lately over here?”

[@ducklingscap897]

ifrnks Better than being sassy and insulting I suppose

[@aprettycoolname4839]

Yeah maybe like i hope You had a good day

[@tera3961]

ifrnks why a stick

[@arsenal2174]

ifrnks i

[@isabel9394]

tsm oprayy why not

[@unpackedwatermelon7902]

There is one thing I learned in life. The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat Cake.

[@resegommolawa7542]

lol💀

[@lizethgarcia2648]

Well sucks for me

[@michiv4475]

The comment above says the same :v

[@jennyfers]

omg 😂😂

[@yoda5881]

IM 10000000000000000000 POUNDS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Uhhh.... that not good.

[@afence3642]

When a kidnapper comes up to you and tried to wrestle you to their car. Scream for Help. If thats not working that's because they think you are playing a game with your friends. Scream FIRE. Trust me. Someone has once tried to kidnap me. I screamed fire. People came out of their windows looking where the noise was coming from. And then they saw two men trying to get a child into their car

[@justwaffles7908]

Clever

[@aniyah0071]

Wowww!!!

[@therealAngrysaliva]

They came out of their windows?

[@sapphire8916]

That's actually really smart! Thank you for the idea!

[@lilholm9446]

r/thattotallyhappened

[@Noone-ue3bg]

I love how the first advice he gives is basically "how to survive a kidnapping: don't be kidnapped"

[@vasiliki8416]

Harry Potter!!!!!!!! ❣️❣️❣️❣️

[@bitikoyku]

P O T T A H !!

[@amyneverland2585]

Harry Potter!!

[@ilasingh3563]

Potter!!!!!!

[@hxnnxh8236]

Harry Pottah!!!!!!!! O mah gawsh😂

[@gabbymarie703]

“TRY TO CALM DOWN” BOI IF I WAS KIDNAPPED I WOULD BE SCREAMING, PRAYING, AND I WOULD DEFINITELY PUNCH, KICK, AND CRY

[@amberdolphin1210]

Don't cry. Anything else seems cool.

[@caitline-gd7ul]

Thats why i have to bottles of hand sanitizer spray to spray their eyes and a lazer pointer to blind them

[@gayrules]

I'd just imagine he getting me free icecream

[@league1809]

@Pro Justice No, if hes sick enough to kidnapp a human being, then you crying will make him more sick and more annoying

[@txicrses4410]

@Pro Justice if yoh cry, you look too weak to defend yourself. DO NOT SCREAM help me!!! Specify who you are talking too.

[@smolcucumber4654]

So, when I was a little kid, an older man approached to me and asked me if I want some baloons n candies, I looked at him, took the candies, Said thanks and ran away.

[@bowtieguy85]

I wasn't allowed to have candy or balloons, but I was allowed to get kidnapped.

[@s1l3nc38]

R/thathappened

[@carolinefoxx9048]

ACTUALLY HAPPENED

[@idontreallymeanthisbut10ye54]

Lol I’m gonna do that too if that happens to me

[@mollybuchholz6325]

OH MY GOD LOL

[@kidawolfykins2556]

Kids must have a Safety Password. In case the stranger says their parents sent them. For example: Kid: "Whats the password?" Stranger: ???? Kid: (runs away screaming) "I DON'T KNOW YOU! HELP! STRANGER DANGER! THEY'RE NOT MY PARENTS!" Know what I mean??

[@khallebynkhallebyn4947]

Yeah

[@angelajohnston7332]

Kidawolfykins 23 that's a genius idea, I would never have thought of that!

[@awesomemikeinc]

I love this and it's the best. Thanks for sharing.

[@kidawolfykins2556]

@@awesomemikeinc 😅😅😬 Sure thing lol No Problem :3 😇

[@oreosaregood8633]

Kidawolfykins 23 what’s the password

[@dreamviiihehe7421]

Nowadays, just turn around and cough. And no one will get near you.

[@insomniacck]

*Lol-*

[@Tentakulus.]

a karen kidnaps you

[@KelvinNanor]

lol yeah its true

[@maamenuamah9453]

Exactly

[@ridaimran6239]

YA

[@kitkitkatty7]

Gets kidnapped Me: “So you’re looking nice” I’m desperate

[@mew976]

Cringe.

[@KarrotYT]

😂

[@char4571]

Kidnapper: you’ve been kidnapped Me: pulls out reverse card

[@kelsey5440]

uNo rEvErSe cArD!!!!!! Lol 🥔🥔🥔

[@elaijaodonnell7182]

Lol I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@teddybear4456]

Hahahhahahah

[@marinettedupaincheng4749]

Ooooooh

[@akalanka6609]

Out standing move

[@AJDaBaws]

But what if the kidnappers ARE the FBI agents?

[@cringeruspap9985]

Show no sign of resistance. Let it happen.

[@maria-zh7cz]

wow

[@kepalaketukrandom7311]

Do the reverse

[@diegosaldana9396]

In Mexico, the criminals and the police are exactly the same.

[@elliottyancey804]

@@kepalaketukrandom7311 So when they say be cooperative, I should not?

[@thatswack.7104]

*”That way, the kidnapper would feel more relaxed and comfortable with you.”* How ironic.

[@tuftyterror983]

very.

[@charlesmao7387]

Yes very

[@maddoxmaxson2632]

Man: *kidnaps me* Me: *smiles* wow I love this! Can we do this again?

[@justwaffles7908]

LOL

[@yoda5881]

U dEsErVe MORE LiKeS

[@melopsiah]

Wonder if they said "Yes"

[@zostarr_]

Emily Maxson but what if a woman kidnapped you??

[@maddoxmaxson2632]

xxZoe_ 21xx Women: *kidnaps me* Me: *smiles* wow I love this! can we do this again?

[@unleashingpotential-psycho9433]

I think being aware of your environment is the best way to prevent a kidnapping.

[@miscellaneous9506]

That was their first point if I’m not mistaken

[@Gamefinity101]

True

[@giamadi2181]

That is a smart idea. 👏👏

[@hanasarayukitachibana7569]

YOUR RIGHT!!!

[@njszajcryz8470]

It says "To survive" not even "Prevent" but this might be important too.

[@gracesteiner6559]

“try to befriend them or bond with them to prevent them from harming you”, but “don’t manipulate them” ok yeah

[@kphs9083]

Seems counterintuitive

[@blairinsertlastnamehere3140]

He means like don't make it obvious. Don't get too personal within the first couple of days and keep it to small talk, like favorite sports team, do they even like sports? That type of stuff

[@gracesteiner6559]

blair insertlastnamehere yeah i get what youre saying, i just think that trying to bond with them or talk them down/out of whatever theyre going to do can be seen as manipulation in their eyes, especially when theyre in a panicked or paranoid state, anyway im not an expert and i hope that nobody ends up in a situation like this

[@s.a.8548]

Don't make it too obvious is what he means.

[@kdj_coffin4951]

Me: why did you kidnap me? Kidnapper: I don't know Me: me too! We have a connection now

[@Nisahven]

XD

[@mamtasingh7524]

🤣🤣🤣

[@helencobler]

🤣🤣🤣

[@winterglow4183]

😂

[@michaelfilmer7369]

Lol

[@BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL]

TIMESTAMPS: Take care of your safety 0:52 What to do in the first moments after the abduction 1:47 What to do if you haven't managed to escape 2:30 Try to keep your spirits high 3:13 Think about your action plan 3:36 Try to establish a connection with your kidnapper 4:01 What to do in captivity 5:38 Recognize when it’s time to escape 6:42 Don't get in the way of your rescuers 7:14 Teach your kids the main safety rules 7:48

[@dippamdappam4888]

Baby song

[@greylistIGuess]

Becouse we do clickbait

[@TheDivineSystem]

I would probably try to confuse them by telling jokes and flirting with them

[@laviniamartinelli5218]

@@TheDivineSystem great idea!! If you do it in a scottish accent and use dark humour u will sound like missy from doctor who😀 and trust me you don't wanna mess with her!

[@TheDivineSystem]

Lavinia Martinelli , you are now my favorite KZbin person

[@charlenerugust367]

Me, trying not to get kidnapped: Hey...you been feeling okay lately? You seem pretty mad and... I’m here if you wanna talk okay? Kidnapper: *stops car* are you fr? i mean...i guess it all started with the divorce.

[@emartin29]

+cherelen rowgus Lol.

[@randomhuman3525]

cherelen rowgus this deserves more likes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AlliReif]

Turn the tables. Kidnap the kidnapper.

[@Viniisaur]

SO TRUE

[@tanjirokamado7702]

👏👏👏👏👌👌👌👌

[@aaryangoswami3471]

This is one of the funniest KZbin comment sections I have ever read.

[@henvie3007]

The video wasn't made for comedic reasons.

[@henvie3007]

The video was not made for comedic purposes.

[@whoa478]

NO DURP UA DONT SAY??

[@kaylee6303]

Yeah because the video isn't funny

[@jaydenweirdo2186]

its not meant to be funny

[@itz_gachalice7848]

How to survive a kidnapping: Cough on them.

[@sxhara9234]

Lol

[@zoojahfan19]

Yes 2020

[@lilypasserelli7367]

🤣🤣🤣

[@l_l2361]

2020

[@lily_kay]

Yes.

[@samueljpower]

Lol I bet kidnappers are watching this hoping to figure out how to kidnap people better 😂

[@emartin29]

Lol.

[@morgan2452]

Yes this was very helpful

[@mohammedzahangiralammozumd4597]

Exactly...

[@jaydawaydaksjsj]

Sam Power It’s not really funny it could be true

[@liagreaves2769]

You got me 😂

[@TallMichelleWithTheLongHair]

I was actually kidnapped whenever I was 19. I was handcuffed to a headboard of a bed. How did I get away? For some reason there was a flat head screwdriver in the dresser drawer and I used it to pry the back of the headboard away from the side of the head board where the Handcuff was and I jumped out the window when they were not there. How did I get kidnapped? By not listening 2 that little voice in my head. I was sitting in the car with a guy I had met a couple of times talking. I had my right foot out on the ground and the door was opened. He told me to close the door and when he said that I had a really bad feeling come over me. But because I didn't want him to think I was weird I put my foot in and close the door and as soon as I did he handcuffed my left wrist to the gear shift and took off with me. My lesson? Always listen to your instincts.

[@zeteri4563]

I was kidnapped once when I was about 7 and I didn't even realize it. He was my neighbor for years and his wife always gave us Candy, however his wife died. I didn't think anything of it when he offered me candy and invited me into the house. He gave the other kids I was with candy and said he needed to get more and sent the other two kids away, also invited me to follow him. He picked me up and set me on his counter and asked if he could touch me (Which at the time I had no idea what he meant.) And if there was anything I wanted. When I said I couldn't think of anything I wanted he said he would be right back and left the kitchen. After he left I just jumped down, unlocked the door and simply walked out. I causally told my mom later and she freaked out. I believe he was questioned the next day but I don't know when they actually arrested him. Looking back as a small kid I kinda never did what anyone said and just followed my instincts which is probably why I decided to leave. Who knows what would've happened if I had stayed.

[@aprilblaney9442]

my instinct is to eat as much food as possible.........I follow my instinct don't listen to ur instinct it won't be good....

[@cmilah1350]

@@aprilblaney9442 instinct can be good and bad

[@alishaanimations3058]

Michelle My Belle omg that must have been terrifying! I feel so sorry for u

[@TallMichelleWithTheLongHair]

@@alishaanimations3058 I don't need ANYONE feeling sorry for me. I have conquered my fears and moved on. I now teach school aged girls and young women on how to protect themselves and being vigilant to their surroundings.

[@samw8367]

Wait a second... What if a kidnaper is watching this?

[@nicolesalhab729]

OOOOOOOH good question but I don't know

[@khdijaelkhadrouf340]

Now I feel REALLY SCARED

[@underratedbrayan7386]

SammyThe UwU fax

[@underratedbrayan7386]

What if Iam watching this

[@underratedbrayan7386]

Jk

[@genkai9481]

stranger : where do u live? me: earth stranger: whats ur name? me: a word stranger:ight imma head out

[@tro0018]

Ojhhhhhhhh

[@tandose2977]

Haha I love those jokes

[@oreo1954]

Nahh you should say this Stranger: Where do u love Me: with my parents Stranger: Where do your parents live Me: With me Stranger: Well where do your neighbors live Me: Near me

[@CanteenNightmares]

@@oreo1954 t

[@keilydoesstuff3582]

@@oreo1954 yes

[@katsukibakugou923]

Step 1 to avoid being kidnapped... Don’t get kidnapped

[@candicebeaudoin6378]

Really? Come on, dude!

[@katsukibakugou923]

candice beaudoin Hahaha you were expecting it to be a real fact! Too bad bro 😂

[@ask6037]

Yea lol

[@Valentina-tk7ni]

Omg yes

[@breadstick8623]

Katsuki Bakugou BAM logic

[@kitten59222]

If you wittness someone else being kidnapped, scream your freaking head off!

[@ruthreateninmemastjedy551]

What if there is no one around and they kidnapp you too?

[@edwardbermeo6957]

@@ruthreateninmemastjedy551 Prepare your legs to kick his nuts with all your might! , boom safety skill

[@vanessanong1496]

@@edwardbermeo6957 Yeah I sometimes do that

[@stinkypinky5499]

@@ruthreateninmemastjedy551 well it's harder to keep 2 people locked away in your basement than 1 and getting both of 'em in your car also might be harder if your alone if they're smart they will stick together against that one person, and then he/she will never be able to kidnap you

[@Sarawarawara-]

Edward Bermeo What If It’s a female?

[@Not_here1234]

"...Try to keep your spirits high..." Me: what spirit?

[@nowshazad9211]

ME!!!

[@minimoo7337]

The thumbanil was like: *yay! I'm being kidnapped!!*

[@FlareJollyDragoness]

Looks like someone has a kidnapping fetish/kink. XD

[@Nisahven]

XD

[@charlesmao7387]

Lol

[@NoName-fw4yn]

*Be cooperative* Me: Oh, gonna tie me in this chair? Ok *sits* where's the rope? Me: Ooh, baseball bat! You gonna hit me? Ok, go ahead! *silence* why aren't you hitting me? Go on! *leans towards him* Me: It's ok. I won't escape! I'll just obey you! Kidnapper: Whatever. You're not worth my time. Go home Thanks Bright Side! Helped me

[@hardikatalwalkar7710]

No name ur profile picture is enough to slap the HATERS🔥🔥

[@faithcarat2911]

@@hardikatalwalkar7710 YASSS

[@insomniacck]

Wait did this work?

[@adriennex_x]

Wait did u just get kidnapped and escaped like this if so your lucky man......or is this a joke🧐

[@ridaimran6239]

lol

[@calicovmin]

Also, instead of yelling "help" yell "fire" - more people will come out for a fire because some people don't want to get involved with someone who needs help - they feel like their lives might be in danger as well.

[@Anonymous-eo4wz]

True

[@ashrafkhanbukhari1940]

imagine yelling fire in a car

[@arsenal2174]

Who remembers when bright side only had 100,000 subscribers

[@giamadi2181]

And you only posted this 10 hrs ago

[@yourcat4210]

You posted this a week ago

[@outtathepantry]

Me

[@nekogacha7947]

1on1Videos Me.

[@xanderstephen2331]

1on1Videos +

[@FarisYKamal]

When i was 12, an old man trying to cover his car asked me if I could help him do it, I felt suspicious about him so i told him i dont know how to do it, he kept telling me its easy (it was dark and only us were in the street) so i ran away telling him i cant i watched the man ccovering the car like a boss without help, i was going to the supermarket near my house and he was in the way so i took another route while running

[@thejavizovenuh7059]

Lucky you

[@FarisYKamal]

note: it was 1 am

[@FarisYKamal]

thx to everyone who replied with nice replies

[@human9602]

Be a gamer don't step out ur house

[@amichaels8346]

I'm sorry this happened but glad you were OK but I do need to ask WHY were you ALONE OUTSIDE & GOING TO THE SUPERMARKET AT 1AM? This does NOT SOUND SAFE. 😳🙈

[@stevegonephyco4958]

My idea to stay out of kidnapping situations is to never go outside unless absolutely necessary

[@kittied4482]

SteveGonePhyco that's what I thought until I was a victim of home invasion 😕 a lot of these tips are helpful then also

[@stevegonephyco4958]

Miz kittie I wouldnt know how that feels but im sorry that that happend to you

[@treg82]

SteveGonePhyco I feel you that why kids play Fortnite 😂🤣

[@josevilladiegoplumber6251]

Mz Kittie omg I feel so bad for you

[@stevegonephyco4958]

treg82 I would but im so introverted I usually only play adventyre or storymode games because so many people prefer to play together with mic.

[@beingfavour2180]

Why does this whole video sound like a video on how to prepare for a date: “try and make them feel comfortable, don’t patronize them, get in shape...”😂

[@fareehafaisal9065]

Ha ha ha ha🤣🤣🤣

[@preppyha405]

“Be come friends”

[@leahgarcia3564]

My mom: KZbin DOES NOT HELP YOU I get kidnapped and escape* My mom: HOW DID YOU GET AWAY Me: i watched youtube....

[@Artoxified]

Same

[@okrrrrdria]

Same as me... :)

[@Tiayonathan]

Sampe

[@Tiayonathan]

Sorry for the othery one same

[@lisakryzanowski2334]

funny

[@theclayfamily7828]

Video: Keep your spirits high...most victims of kidnapping survive Me: *watches Law & Order*

[@papalxsty]

My kidnapper caught me watching this video Please help.

[@unchaineddefender]

It's been three weeks... ARE YOU OKAY?

[@Ky.ighscore_]

@@serenaloves7590 it's called a joke

[@sonalprajapati6962]

Are you serious 🙄

[@gachaverserocks1788]

Heh..... Your kidding right...?

[@moongirl146]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MaryAlesPMason]

If you get kidnapped have imaginary conversations, conversations...so you don't go crazy?👍Great plan....man👌

[@panagiotatheodoridou1358]

The dislikes are from kidnappers

[@comradestalin4826]

I disliked...I'm a 14 year old girl

[@panagiotatheodoridou1358]

@@comradestalin4826 ok👌

[@comradestalin4826]

@@panagiotatheodoridou1358 👌

[@sigmundharris617]

Clorox Bleach why would you dislike a video about helping people stay alive

[@oreosaregood8633]

Sigmund Harris BECAUSE KIDNAPPERS DONT LIKE THAT

[@lynnbakers4789]

I always re-watch this every 3 months so this information stays fresh in my mind.

[@vohuyen2011]

What if a kidnapper is watching? 🤔

[@planet0fbeauty]

If he was listening that means the patient is unfortunate😅

[@froyorex4856]

@@planet0fbeauty did you just assume the kidnappers gender!!😲

[@planet0fbeauty]

@@froyorex4856 cuz kidnappers are more likely to be men...😅

[@leonardopacheco9928]

then you could start a conversation about watching bright side

[@thehackisawesome3784]

Leonardo Pacheco lol why not?

[@Bob-pi4yn]

I read this as “10 Tips to Kidnapping FBI Agents”

[@arturojaime3836]

*FBI* OPEN UP!

[@nenathegoated3530]

Oml 😂💀😂😂😂

[@alwayssmile930]

Meh too

[@drawandsketch6396]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mysterwert5302]

Buy your child a gps detector attached to their watch and the watch must have emergency button that will send an emergency message including the location that will be sent to the police like if you agree

[@brooklynanderson8781]

Why doesn't this have more likes?

[@marijagrujicic1370]

Vong Tube as a victim of kidnapping and a survivor i am very interested in buying that thing...can u please tell me some affordable link to buy it...i still have horrible fears going out bc those ppl r not yet prosecuted

[@Reskozy]

If ur hand is tied how do u use the button

[@fionarashica657]

When u have a cake in ur hands and someone try to kidnap u splash the cake on their face

[@yurionicefan3741]

Resko your nose

[@eliseperry]

“An adult should never ask for a kid’s assistance” I’m using that one next time I want to get out of washing the dishes. 😂😂

[@peytonlloyd768]

"Don't show aggression" I'm not gonna lie... I'd be cussing and screaming 😂

[@bowtieguy85]

I'd be zipping my lips and doing as I'm told.

[@meowdazaimeow]

kevin webster Same i dont wanna die

[@keegangallagher1692]

same here

[@jodiebuddle9932]

kevin webster 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐡 𝐢𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐭

[@plasticspork6145]

id probably be annoying and ignoring them even if its not intentional im just like that

[@shiningeclipse7877]

*kidnapper sneaks into my room* Me: hold on a second i need to do something” Kidnapper: ??? Me: *pulls up KZbin and watches 9 minute video* Kidnapper: “ You know what I’m gonna come back tommorow...”

[@sidrahomg5348]

They would probaly take ur phone away from u so u dont call the police

[@randfahad7]

Gaming With Diamond lol 😂

[@metra8604]

and 24 seconds :(

[@meme-lh9ds]

Ahh KZbin the most awesome thing to avoid Kidnappers genuis

[@fareehafaisal9065]

Ha ha ha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@illuminatior7540]

Who's gonna watch this while someone is kidnapping them?

[@toolovely6744]

lol

[@pengui3394]

Me.

[@bowtieguy85]

Not me, I'd be too busy putting my hands up and doing as I'm told.

[@Ultimate_Tori]

Me, But I don't think they will let me keep my phone

[@jarrettbrown7128]

Nope buddy

[@razorblade3368]

I think my kidnappers would PAY a ransom to take me back.

[@torumutsuki5258]

Lol same

[@sdesilva5992]

same 😂😂😂

[@laneylampp7676]

"That's why you should always carry a knife with you, kids." ~ Me

[@haisesasaki3844]

True.

[@babagee2216]

Your still trap even you have a knife

[@sansincontrol4178]

@@babagee2216 you could show them the (cut) ropes ayyyy

[@laneylampp7676]

@@babagee2216 stab them and run :p

[@Flipnotequeen]

Or a very sharp pencil

[@peenuteminems]

The 500 dislikes are from kidnappers...

[@duskbringer439]

TRUE

[@brixlikepaper9558]

So true

[@bananah7581]

Caught them

[@toolovely6744]

lol 😂

[@alwayssmile930]

Do they watch utube videos?🤔😜😆

[@nihil3137]

“Be cooperative, show no sign of aggression” Kidnapper: alright finally got you, now imma slap ya to death *slap Dude: YES!! MORE!!!

[@ssa.alastair]

I yeeted my phone across the room.

[@ssa.alastair]

It's in the air now,about 10 seconds remaining until it hits the ground

[@ssa.alastair]

9

[@ssa.alastair]

8 7 6 5 4 3 2

[@ssa.alastair]

1...Okay,it's in Heaven now.

[@fzsake]

How to survive a kidnapping: 1. Be a Gamer and never leave the house.

[@aidenjustaiden9760]

Exactly what I try to do.

[@thepanremastered]

:D

[@diorsonliu]

An0rmalP3rson then what about burglars

[@yez9475]

Your right

[@sandrafse3048]

Ha ha haa

[@kzuna8585]

Mom: *U can't learn in KZbin* Me: *got kidnapped and escaped* Mom: *HOW U GOT BACK?* Me: *Aight I'ma go back*

[@eibhlinteague4967]

Me: Gets kidnapped Also me: Wanna hear about my favorite book? Kidnapper: Whatever *Three hours later* Me... but the terrorists tuned out to be heroes because they saved the president from... Kidnapper: Ok get out. Me: 😏

[@mamtasingh7524]

😂😂😂

[@Achilles_The_Pixel_Prince]

I’ll do this talking about marvel/Star Wars

[@snonyc1060]

Me but then with one direction

[@axelf9947]

“Having a good physical stature helps keep depression and pessimism at bay” Pfft well that explains a lot

[@jsace163]

I be in the back of the car like "where we going?"

[@sumSum5853]

Yeah I'd be like hey can we go to McDonald's

[@lonelyfighterpg3d948]

@@sumSum5853 Imagine if he does but the MC Donald's ain't for u but only him XD

[@mariaelenalopez7055]

@@sumSum5853 lol same

[@torumutsuki5258]

Lol i'd be like " hey can you put on green day?"

[@ogaimon3380]

To heaven

[@egluzekravcev1554]

when i was a kid i back attacked a kidnapper with my arm so it hurt so bad for him that i couldnt stop laughing so i ran away! c:

[@linamasron1306]

Nice one

[@linamasron1306]

Nice one

[@faithcarat2911]

Now all u need to add is “how to escape a kidnapper 101”

[@Nisahven]

Hi

[@freefortniteaccountsyeet9255]

that is such cap

[@souptime5679]

*First of all, who tf walks like that?* 0:04

[@yourmomth1cc200]

8:08 why is that white flower looks weird?

[@therowe1157]

Thewannabe MsKim me

[@MissBizarra]

Omg I was actually thinking the same thing 🤣🤣🤣 it cracked me up

[@dramanetwork3351]

“sup girl, u lookin fine today 😎”

[@nenathegoated3530]

😂😂😂😂

[@EllinikiTivi]

* an abductor just left the group *

[@antonia1313]

*oops*

[@ask6037]

Much amaze

[@urmom2128]

*Donald trump has left the chat*

[@starwarsrebeljedi1350]

ur mom 🤣🤣🤣pfftttt

[@sgt_tyguy5930]

Kidnapper: haha! I’ve captured you Me: actually, I’ve kidnapped you Kidnapper:😧

[@i_______i________i_______i6073]

lol

[@fareehafaisal9065]

LOL

[@bitchesmoveasideyoongiswif3921]

😂

[@geoisreallycool]

2:24 my terribly strong social anxiety wouldn't even let me do that

[@skksksandiooplol6225]

Girl social anxeity aint worth the kidnapping

[@ChessMasteryOfficial]

*What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’??*

[@EllinikiTivi]

Exactly 😂

[@khallebynkhallebyn4947]

Sooo truee😂😂✋

[@rosamartinez5185]

Discover Your Awesomeness lol 😆

[@elix901]

I don't know k.

[@roselyngolden1551]

You said K!!!!

[@ΔημητραΠαπαδοπουλου-ρ8μ]

*Getting kidnapped* Me: SO SISTER LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY EX YOU'RE GONNA BE SHOOK

[@sssv2144]

😂😂😂THATS SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

[@LaceyRoo]

Hahah

[@amitavitel01]

Plot twist: Kidnappers, thief's etc are watching this video.....

[@human9602]

They know exactly what to do now

[@siennalavigne4527]

A few years ago I was playing in the front yard doing some gymnastics… then I see a car coming by with a man inside staring at me and driving very slowly. I pause as he stares at me and make eye contact with him. I then saw him look around to see if anyone was around me.I could see that he had saw my mom and he drove away. I told my mom and she never lets me play in the front yard alone now.

[@ashleygavalchin483]

SiennaHope omgosh im so sorry!! that mustve been so scary!

[@itsmeowthsenpai8728]

Scary asf..

[@thehackisawesome3784]

Good for you

[@sapphire8916]

That's happened a few times to me. I really don't like it. I guess, maybe, that's one of the reasons why some of the people in my inner family/friend circle say that I'm afraid of people (in general, for the most part)...

[@icantthinkofaname15]

Thank God you're ok. I had that happen to when I was around 3 my mom came flying out of the house ran after the car kicked it and left a dent lol they NEVER came back. I love my mom she's badass

[@Sand_Hanitizer05]

I sometimes carry a slightly dangerous laser with me. I’ve shown it at my own eyes once by accident and it stings really bad and causes blindness for about 5-10, enough time to get away.

[@exoticcats6119]

Sammyplayz 13 Where’d you get a laser like that? I only know about pepper spray

[@callumkristofer7793]

Yeah one of those and a knife. Maybe I could write "this is what should happen to kidnappers" out of their guts or blood.

[@AirDragonUltimatestudios]

What kind of laser

[@megastart3605]

J

[@bowtieguy85]

The only thing I carry with me is my hands in the surrender position and sometimes rope and handkerchiefs and my briefcase in case I need to be kept quiet and out of the way.

[@nabasree]

I'll need to learn to keep calm in these situations.. Bright Side help me with this❤

[@FireGamer-su3cf]

I will to I have a rather aggressive nature

[@nabasree]

Kristine Geary we are on the sane road....I start panicking even after a small thing happens.😓😓

[@randomcat4940]

I rather get killed by my kidnappers

[@nabasree]

hazeeq razak 😂😂😂

[@sky_likes_art]

If you stay calm, it’s an easier way to remember your parents, or friends phone numbers so you can call for help. If you panic, I guaranty you would be to frightened of what is happening around you, that you wouldn’t remember them. Just a little add on :P

[@Hello-bj2wp]

Thumbnail: to avoid kidnapping you smile.. me:...

[@croissanella6521]

Tied up in the back of a car: does a full on workout

[@pain446]

"Oh I got kidnapped!" *"YAAAAAAAAAAYYYY"*

[@victoriageorge5068]

*kidnapper has joined the chat*

[@nevillepowerjr.8921]

There are a lot of kidnapping happening in the Philippines I need this

[@maridutoit4399]

I was almost kidnapped when I was 10, it was terrifying

[@karbu_x4965]

that naughty

[@unchaineddefender]

How?! What happened?

[@hastihes3309]

Ooo what happened

[@bowtieguy85]

I got kidnapped a few times when I was younger.

[@leafygreened8279]

I think my moms friend is a human traficker

[@iatemyeyebrows]

Me: *gets kidnapped* Abductor: *pointing gun at me* Any last words to say before I shoot you? Me: *demonic screaming and hissing while shaking in chair* Abductor: *yeah we better let her our of here*

[@eemsyy94]

Cakey Puffin me

[@ducklingscap897]

Cakey Puffin The strange aunt will have to work out for all singles (aka never been in a relationship people). 😂

[@iatemyeyebrows]

Timeless not if you bite them.

[@iatemyeyebrows]

Vienna Savage Oh okay.

[@opso7107]

@@iatemyeyebrows you cant bite them if you're stuck in the chair

[@hsaikumar3604]

When I was a kid I thought ..... That ... kidnappers are the people who put kids into nap like at night by lullabies or whatever . Ha !!! LOL !!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Artoxified]

Me too

[@graciel5648]

That’s not funny

[@elzettevanry164]

It just makes more sense that way

[@logi4840]

Haha so cute

[@sofya3033]

I thought that till i was like 6

[@abandonedaccount4539]

Me: this will never happen.. My brain: Y O U N E V E R K N O W

[@pipebomb420]

Nobody: Bright side when being kidnapped: remain calm

[@jackiesilva9557]

That’s why I stay in my room all day 😂😂💀

[@Hello-qn6id]

#same😆

[@enricomiguelammuyutan4165]

its fun to stay in my room24/7

[@drn1850]

Can i stay with u ?

[@jackiesilva9557]

Athena Lamarre-Clifton yeah true

[@riverdalefan3125]

Isabella Castro lol same

[@theamazingimptini]

>your blindfolded >pAY ATtenTION TO THE RouTe YoUR TakINg >quick learn to see without using your eyeballs

[@annoyingorangefan2009]

Thats what they had to do in bird box 🗿

[@lesbianlevain9844]

@@annoyingorangefan2009 IKR

[@lesbianlevain9844]

@@annoyingorangefan2009 P.s IT WAS A GOOD MOVIE

[@annoyingorangefan2009]

@@lesbianlevain9844 agreed

[@lesbianlevain9844]

@@annoyingorangefan2009 yeah ik

[@rohinibhokse6567]

Me: Kidnapped Me to Kidnappers: you're hot, wanna get coffee? Kidnapper:....

[@cuteplussie5468]

Can flirting really help?? I guess maybe

[@michaelmercado721]

Hahaha imagine that works 😂

[@pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie2352]

*Watches kidnapper with Bulging eyes because I'm just as Mentally Ill as my kidnapper*

[@Localrockstarwannabe]

@@cuteplussie5468 it actually does lol

[@lonelyfighterpg3d948]

Hm..

[@gachashadowbeats9225]

I'm a kid, I watching this video to learn my safety

[@nicoleschannel329]

Stay safe, dear.

[@gachashadowbeats9225]

@@nicoleschannel329 Thx

[@annaplayz250]

I'm a kid too and I also play gacha life

[@unchaineddefender]

Same... I mean, I'm a teenager, but no one could tell that by meeting me...

[@geneticmutation382]

Same 😬

[@mckenaallen4863]

Me: gets kidnapped * Kidnapper: whats that noise? Me: oh it’s just the “how to escape” video Kidnapper: oh ok... WAIT WHAT?!!!

[@oluwashegz8581]

0:10 what kind of a walk is that??

[@elliotp23]

Aviela Winters he limping

[@SmellyBean]

A swaggy one

[@gusriopelle6645]

Plug walk.....PLUG

[@masinatunata6425]

I'm dead

[@thememblesslayer4748]

That’s a crip walk on yo head

[@glockistry]

Me: can I play with my kid friends Mom:we have kids at home Kids at home: wait mom..

[@EZRAA00]

Kidnapper: your staying here fort he rest of your life Me: **laughs like physcopath** Kidnapper: OKAY OKAY FINE YOUR FREE JUST GO HOME YOU PHSYCO Me: YAASS >:D

[@ilikeplayingasmajima]

Just kick them in da nuts

[@warriorcatkitty]

XD

[@technosaber9281]

The thumbnail just says don't worry be happy

[@jamesferneesuba8283]

HAHAHAHAHAHA U ARE HILARIOUS

[@jadepotato]

You- “Tell your kids not to trust strangers” Me when I have kids: teaching my kids how to hit pressure points, most likely that one little spot boys have…

[@ryanbautista5307]

Kidnapper: Where do you live, kiddo? Kid: in a house Kidnapper: Where is your house Kid: on earth Kidnapper: Ugh, what's your name? Kid: a word Kidnapper: Aight I'm out

[@deadmeme4058]

Now kidnappers will watch this and we wouldn't survive by any chance

[@facultyofnothing2291]

dead meme 😣😣true

[@ACandCC]

My mom told me to do this: Cup my hand and slap them in the ear!

[@disabledroachfr]

I tried it to mahself.. i fakin regret it...

[@karolchavez-lopez6711]

Facts

[@haydenpeifer1399]

Facts

[@duhh.romana]

Yesh >:D

[@yourlocalidiot2734]

I would have pulled his and drag it

[@drumsofthought1]

Kidnapper: No such thing! (Pacifys victim instead) Me: WHAT DO I DO NOW BRIGHT SIDE? I SKIPPED MOST OF WHAT YOU SAID!

[@ssliz2292]

for the ropes, my brothers are like very very protective, and when i was younger, they used to make me tRaIn so they would tie me to chairs and tie my hands and legs and taught me tricks to get out aNd uH yeah- i had to make my wrists tense and try to have space between them, then when they left, i had to relax, and just like rotate my wrists slightly cause the ropes were loose enough after i had relaxed also there’s a show, i forgot what it is but this girl was kidnapped i think and had ropes but she was told what to do before i- anyways bye

[@lilybug1397]

Spirit riding free? I learned that same trick from that show

[@pikeiileka7446]

Yes I can think of one Teach your children how to self defense

[@angelcoffee1972]

👍

[@athena-ve1py]

Go with them to martial arts😂👌

[@nemudere]

ok i'll give my children 2 kitchen knives whenever they'd have to go out... but for now i can relax i'm still one of them.

[@user-pn7yf1iz5k]

Make them become Connor mcgregor

[@ft.roxie8799]

@@athena-ve1py Just an innocent cashier: so what's your name little dude? Kid: HIGH-YAH! *kicks cashier* Cashier thinking: wth?! I just asked a simple question ;-;

[@Zizi_RQ]

If you are wearing a blindfold how can you see the route?😂

[@MiMiTheMemer]

THANK YOU!! I was was looking for someone to say that!! 🤦🙄

[@Zizi_RQ]

Lol@@MiMiTheMemer

[@sssv2144]

maybe if your'e not? they should've double-checked the vid 😧

[@Zizi_RQ]

Shamie VDJ if your in a van you wouldn’t be able to see through any windows. Well you might but the people will definitely keep w watch on you

[@Harmonicasadek.12]

U can feel if he’s headed right or left u can count that and try to guess how many times he stopped and how long it took him in a straight road

[@jaewalker6489]

*gets kidnapped* Me: Hold on sir. I need to remember what Bright Side said. *Kidnapper holds on*

[@sotirisbakas194]

First To wish you happy new year

[@smileyx9407]

happy new year

[@that1dreadedsaint326]

FIRST THINGS FIRST I'MMA SAY ALL THE WORDS INSIDE MY HEAD

[@robertrockzz4911]

Same to you

[@xxjudixxyeet400]

Nah i have my number on whatsapp and said Me:"oh hey lovely, I hope you have a great and lovely year😘😊❤️💐" And I replayed to myslef saying "oh thanks💕I hope u do to😘u look lovely💐❤️" I'm weird 😂

[@queenia8981]

Oh no no!

[@sadchild5865]

Believe me, no one would even waste their time to kidnap me...

[@karbu_x4965]

when i see your pic and name i understand why 👌🐸🤣🤣

[@bowtieguy85]

They would me, im always sticking my nose where it doesn't belong and I'm always too dressed up to to anything about it.

[@sofya3033]

Awww thats not true everyon wants to kidnap you Wait...

[@bindurajmohan4811]

When the kidnapper ties your body and hold the gun above your head, Stay calm Do not panic Respecctt the kidnapper etc Do you think this is practical?

[@meeraaa08]

Hare Krishna! I love your profile picture?

[@fjolliff6308]

More practical than freaking out and getting shot.

[@athena-ve1py]

A question:do you watch Charles the french?😂 Oh,and true,it's RESPECCCT the kidnapper cuz' after he almost killed you with a heart/panic atack ,he deserves respeccct👌

[@bindurajmohan4811]

@@athena-ve1py Yes. I watch charles the french. And I am a fan of that dialogue.

[@averyrussell6999]

Well, it is difficult but it is also the best thing to do. When you panic or have a panic attack, you do not process information properly. This puts you in more danger so it is crucial you stay out of that state. A panic attack is the flight or fight response. It is caused by the fear centre of your brain sending out adrenaline. Usually this gives the body more energy but limited options in a dangerous position. It is very possible by doing a variety of techniques: grounding - putting your hand on a surface and concentrating on the 5 sences-, mindfulness- focusing on your breathing ect-, and squeezing your thumb for a few seconds then letting go are all ways of calming the brain.

[@aa-sj3pf]

Imagine the person that took me from school wasn't my grandpa's brother and was actually kidnapper

[@winterglow4183]

That will be scary😧