Miranda Kerr: In The Bag | Episode 38 | British Vogue

[@sylvianwar]

What's in my bag? **pulling out a blender** .... because I love making smoothies

[@Hello11235]

LOL * and this are my favourite slippers * Because you never know when you want to get comfy outside the house

[@suzannebracker8219]

Lol

[@ishqpyar84]

Lol

[@kaiimendoza]

Hahahaha! This is the funniest comment..nice one!

[@madhurimachakraborty4353]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@emiliom6192]

Imagine you're in the middle of a fight next to her and she just takes out her crystals and bangs them

[@juliek6278]

Lol yes 🤭

[@itsJessalyn]

😂

[@rotem1437]

😂😂😂😂

[@rosh181992]

She would be flying business class or private jet

[@ritugoyal7453]

😂🤣😅

[@brontothecat1992]

I’ll believe it when i see her in person carrying this 100 Ibs bag.

[@siskanatalya1991]

I saw a lot of photos of her carrying a bigass bag before. She’s often almost always carrying a big hand bag tho

[@suzannetaylor6285]

I carry my LV GM and I do tend to pack it.. sadly these “what’s in my bag” are just becoming sales tactics to push celebrity products.. wanna know what’s in my GM... a bunch of junk!!

[@avacado9126]

I feel like all her products are in there haha.

[@raybp9847]

You guys need to relax, because have you seen shay Mitchell’s bag 🤣

[@mirellanigro4535]

Bag carrier is a profession xD

[@CTwenty7]

I was expecting her to pull out a Noni tree

[@jaspreetamatharu3438]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Liimoncello]

Best comment ever 🤣

[@jass5868]

👍🏻👏🏻😂

[@faizasheikh4403]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@miduree]

Comment of the year

[@deroiste16]

The way she’s reading those bags of snacks, first time she’s ever seen them 😂

[@pulsare.m.6719]

Right so obvious

[@tj28308]

Just when you thought things cannot get more ridiculous, she pulled out a tuning fork. Thank God she's gorgeous. 😁

[@megzambrano]

what are u insinuating? that she's unintelligent? I use that stuff. and different tools work differently for people. don't judge.

[@tj28308]

@@megzambrano I wasn't insinuating anything, aside that she has lots of things in her bag. That's all. I'm sure many of those items are beneficial for other individuals.

[@whoisthis345]

Sadie Nixon yes. Unintelligent. Who tf carries a tunning fork and that roller in an everyday bag?

[@KaliMaaaaa]

Actually if you've seen her without make up and before all the plastic, she is soooo average (as almost all of them are). We all know what she did to get where she is, in the Epstein pipeline with her creeper boss.

[@lawanyaarvind2810]

🤣

[@Missy_Dee]

This video should be called the rose quartz crystal advertisement

[@megzambrano]

well no...she really believes in the benefits of crystals. and I appreciate her sharing knowledge about them

[@silvio.r8443]

All those rose quartz stones must weigh a ton.

[@sophieludwig3940]

There is no way she is carrying all that in her everyday bag hahah

[@BagznBirdz]

Assistant, car to get you from door to door...things are different when you're rich and famous.

[@suzannebracker8219]

If she carried glasses with her she has eyeglass cleaner with her.

[@maabmohamed1107]

The thing is she’s a mum so I actually believe it

[@may.a.2288]

No keys, phone, charger, earphones, tissues, hair tie..

[@dhsf5937]

Because is not interesting,are things that we know that people usually take on bag.

[@micaellabah5191]

Exactly! Who is she trying to impressed...

[@timsimms412]

Miranda doesn't do keys anymore. Her positive thinking opens ANY door for her.

[@hbichanee.]

@@timsimms412 wowwwww savage😂😂

[@samiaali-by1ho]

she’s here for promoting products lol

[@shilpadas2171]

I have never seen anyone promote their brands as much as she does

[@KoriEmerson]

Thats because if she were “ just” a Mum she would be wasting her life away and be a total failure. ( please note the heavy sarcasm font used)

[@EVA-ki5vw]

Good for her!

[@angelluce]

Ur forgetting abt the Kardashians and Jenners

[@bettyalexkollias8058]

This is so ridiculous!!! Who carry's a massage tool and nuface??? Especially with 3 kids. She probably has 2 assistants to carry the bag. Yet another advert for kora.

[@Msknews24.7]

⚡🏁

[@Jane-vw5om]

She really is not someone worth listening to or watching. She’s not genuine in the slightest and comes across so empty

[@wonderingwanderer6782]

How does someone exude positive vibes so much and yet be so ingenuine?

[@rotem1437]

It's her biggest talent

[@tanjinaeva5426]

I think it was supposed to be a "What's in my *house* " 🤣

[@perlacr39]

😂😂😂

[@lablyaspiras6966]

what the! 🤣

[@AliaEissa-yz6zt]

😂

[@kevint4742]

Finally! I found the perfect vid to fall asleep.

[@madhurimachakraborty4353]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xoxopikapikaboo]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheBebe2214]

😂😂😂

[@lovedeepsidhu9941]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@econ2206]

This may not be fake.. after all it's her bodyguard carrying it.

[@lovepilie]

yeah I don't believe she carries it herself, maybe an assistant? Because I used to be also a huge bag kind of person, but I would never had carried such a big lint roller! They have small ones that work just fine. Plus, you can't pick up your kids with such a bag!

[@mann7298]

@@lovepilie i dont think she goes to the park with her kids with this one or anything but if she goes to the office or something then its doable as the amount of time youd need to carry it is so small lol

[@lovepilie]

@@mann7298 I see what you mean, she doesn't have to take public transportation anyways LOL but honestly when you become a mom you switch to at least a crossbody, or a backpack. Because you want to be able to carry your kid, protect or hug him/her at any moment, so there is no way you can handle a toddler and such a handbag!

[@mann7298]

@@lovepilie i think her everyday life is very different to most moms (even tho its clear she loves her kids and seems to be very hands on with them) and hard for us to say when she carries this amount of stuff. like i said, doubt that she does it when she goes out with her kids to a park etc.

[@gabygaby5701]

Probably an assistant… bodyguards aren’t supposed to carry anything

[@TalkAsSoftAsChalk]

It's almost always the obscenely rich ones that rave about the benefits of crystals.

[@kritikalal5116]

Yeah coz they're the ones who need a stone to give them affirmations xD

[@Artographreview]

No. I go on about crystals and I'm not obscenely rich rn.

[@alexandravincelli4982]

😂😂😂

[@MiniM69]

You’re weird..they’re eccentric!

[@megzambrano]

im not rich and I am very fond of crystals..try it sometime

[@samveal7434]

Take a drink every time she says ROSE QUARTZ

[@Figs-and-olives]

Idk why this comment made me laugh out loud 😂

[@lablyaspiras6966]

take a shot hahaha

[@YashaSempai]

This feels like such and April's Fool "What's in my bag" video. I was expecting a reading lamp next, cus she likes to read to her kids. Such a Miranda Kerr promotion vid...

[@meangirls4fife]

Why doesn’t she use a suitcase instead?

[@rajeshwarikondal9652]

😂😂

[@miradevie8083]

🤣🤣🤣💯

[@ritaroad]

A rolling suitcase.

[@natascha8028]

@@ritaroad would make more sense really

[@ebiktory7192]

hahahahaha..

[@artificialpanda7173]

I long for the day when people finally realize that crystals have no healing affects. Yes, they're beautiful, but they're just pretty rocks. They can't cure depression or heal your headaches or make your skin glow and younger

[@riase]

Exactly. These ridiculous celebs have reached an all time low with these crystals. And on top of them they are supposed to carry them in their every day bags.

[@th-bb4bk]

@@riase this comment made me laugh. I agree haha

[@riase]

@@th-bb4bk Haha! When I wrote it I was being serious and fired up but now when I re-read it, it made me laugh too!

[@katie2295]

If the crystals make Miranda feel better then what’s the harm? Even if it’s just a placebo

[@sanislam6550]

Superstitions really

[@ritugoyal7453]

The comments section is more interesting than the video itself!!😂

[@ShellsPink]

I'm always here for the comments...

[@Sophie-dq6yq]

Surprise that her deodorant isnot a rose stone . .,

[@megzambrano]

yup but its organic which is very good

[@ghinaar1675]

Hhhh

[@Kecicim]

That was a good one :))

[@tiaweidman]

This is the longest, most boring ad I’ve ever seen.

[@leonaparic2089]

true

[@mj1947]

😂😂😂

[@sonic970]

She gives me migraines like the spikie weeds in the grass 😣 🌱

[@absentminded7230]

Most boring episode of Vogue’s “In The Bag” series.

[@luciavazquez2134]

She is dull and full of herself.

[@lanlan87]

If I were homeless one day, throw me into her bag and I will definitely survive for at least a month.

[@rotem1437]

Survive on what? On crystals? 😂

[@Paola-gd6sn]

😂

[@stormyxe6315]

Face roller in your daily go out bag 😂 i think sometimes they think we are idiots to believe in that

[@adisss3832]

Angelina Jolie showed what there is in her bag for 1 minute, for Miranda Kerr it took 13 minutes...

[@prettydoll4476]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gabygaby5701]

Very minimal Angelina!! Miranda is just plain ridiculous

[@sannalatif2742]

As soon as she hit me with the rose quartz water I was outta here smh

[@Users_rx]

Ikr, who’s she fooling anyway. Not me!

[@beautylife3114]

@@Users_rx why is rose quartz bad?

[@babsalabs3984]

😂😂 I like to carry alot in my bag, but everything is mini size. It's like she went round the house picking up stuff 😂

[@annarousiadou784]

I mean when you have a plethora of money you lose it .. all these celebs oh my god 😂 that rose quartz obsession is kinda warning .. and that meditation thing she did 😂

[@aliciac7053]

Maybe someone at Vogue should’ve clarified to Miranda that this was a video about her hand bag not her grocery bag! 🤣😁

[@alanbeausang8284]

Today in my bag, I have blatant product placement. And also nurturing rose quartz water...

[@nickfedeli2915]

A mom with no diapers or baby wipes...

[@aprilmarietrasporte2916]

Can't she put it in the other bag? Duh

[@dominicabollig1918]

She doesn't use those products- her kids are already toilet trained, thanks to Rose Quartz!

[@voiceandtherapy7138]

@@dominicabollig1918 hahahahah! So true! I think I ve had it with the rose quartz for the rest of my life

[@heatherwarner865]

That's in the nanny's bag.

[@alizaaksheikh]

@@dominicabollig1918 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@radhupv5291]

She just doesn't know how to be subtle. It was basically 13mins of her promoting stuff. I started skipping after just 2mins

[@___bunny]

ain’t gonna carry a tuning fork and a big rose quartz crystal to just ‘balance the energy’ 😭 imma just summon doctor strange or smth

[@ExoticDreams]

DOCTOR STRANGE DEAD

[@innadc4977]

Omg this was funny!

[@zeynabshjai9671]

okay, I was just about to comment about how ridiculous this video is and her endless promotion, but I guess people have done a pretty good job on that

[@dienstag1978]

this is ridiculous! british vogue dont underestimate us pls

[@gypsymoon474]

How does she find her wallet? 😳😂 I like that she’s all about positive vibes and everything she has in her bag is all to relax and calm her down and balance and center herself.

[@laurenburger1915]

Surprised to see that she didn't have full size of "energizing & rejuvenating noni glow facial cleanser" in her bag

[@Julia36D]

Full size water bottle, full size lint roller, half a grocery aisle…sure Miranda, sure.

[@yourcelebrityangle]

the last item made it for me: "lets desinfect the air with electrolyte water" XDDDD

[@priyapoppet538]

It was going great until all the rose quartz mumbo jumbo

[@megzambrano]

rose quartz "mumbo jumbo" is actually good for your health. why u here watching miranda and surprised she mentioned it. thats who she is.

[@priyapoppet538]

@@megzambrano There is no scientific evidence to support the claims ppl make about rose quarts crystals - it's all anecdotal evidence

[@annarousiadou784]

This rose quartz obsession is very warning 😂😂😂

[@myleneannebondoc8956]

I know she has 3 kids, but every time she says that, I'm always like ..."WOW"!! hahahaha

[@lx1787]

I was watching the video on my PC and reading comments on my phone (and was more entertained by the comments ngl) and suddenly I look up to the screen and see her hitting a crystal and listening to the sound as if when she goes to a business meeting and things get heated she pulls out the Crystal and the tool and the whole room close their eyes listening to the sound. RIDICULOUS XDDD

[@ShellsPink]

YES!! Thx I'M GOING TO TRY THAT!! LOL

[@niciwrites]

The tuning fork scared my dog.

[@ceramicvases]

So sick of her promotions and ads, it's non stopppppppp. So counterproductive;, I would never buy her brand because of the fakeness.

[@Kecicim]

Exactly

[@sray1144]

Thera gun? Nuface device? Really? Come on, that is product placement nothing else!

[@Snugel]

Right? Because why would she need to carry those items in her handbag. The Nuface device you’d just use at home. Urgh 🙁

[@megzambrano]

buddy...if you had the money to carry a massage gun in your purse, you would

[@warrenlwolfe]

I do have a very heavy bag because I need to advertise every product from my Kora Organics line! Did I mention that I have my own beauty line? 😊💕

[@maz1319]

i unliked it just because of the fake science related to that water bottle. The stone doesn't do anything other than making the bottle expensive

[@Mac62671]

and heavy. dont forget heavy.

[@21whichiswhich]

And heavy. Lol

[@Ms01491]

I feel like this whole crystal thing is just another case of the placebo effect. The crystals don't work but if you believe too much in them you'll start to feel an effect although there's really no effect.

[@naturalbeautylove10]

Dior has been really trying to make a point recently

[@leonaparic2089]

what?

[@naturalbeautylove10]

Dior is promoting themselves all over Insta, now KZbin, all the influencers are collectively posting Dior. Which is smart, cause the holidays are coming but it’s just so obvious it hurts. I see where the marketing team is going with this, but in my opinion it’s loosing the mysterious, luxurious and tasteful feel that brands like Chanel, Dior, Prada have always kept. It’s good for short term gain but long term image? Not so sure. Just an opinion.

[@naturalbeautylove10]

@leonaparic

[@leonaparic2089]

@@naturalbeautylove10 you are very correct ...remember gucci? i call them expensive zara .... sorry gucci...not sorry.... same destiny is coming for dior ....prada used to be PRADA now "oh no prada"

[@juliannabigfootpena4284]

@@leonaparic2089 Dior got really boring and dull after they fired J Galliano

[@barbarade8651]

The title should be “what’s Miranda not have in her bag”😜 great video love Miranda❤️

[@LPBineli]

Haha

[@bars188]

Starting with the Dior bag to all the useless junk in her bag, its one big Miranda and Vogue ad. What a bore!

[@ninalempicka2948]

tbh she's not the worst, Kim K literally uses her 15k $ Birkin bag as a diaper bag

[@daria7076]

it seems by the comments that most people are in disbelief that this is her bag and i am not suprised...at the very beginning i used to think that miranda is inspirational but after a while i realize that there is some authenticy missing here. She talks about motherhood like is all just flowers and butterflies and she even love his ex partners girlfriend and they all eat dinners and are happy family...i thought humans are imperfect but she must be an exception, no jealousy, never tired, always looking her best .....its ok miranda sometimes its ok to not be so perfect, take a break

[@rebelraccoon9018]

She struggled with depression after her divorce and she said it was really difficult for her because she is overall a happy person. Some people are genuinely like that. I don't know if it makes her perfect but she may be feeling negative emotions like everyone else but doesn't dwell on them.

[@ashleystevens6829]

Miranda: So do I talk about each item in detail? Vogue: No need. Miranda: Oh sure, I can tell you all about noni.

[@MarianaMaeinho-d3g]

I don’t buy that she shows up for a work meeting looking like she just came from the grocery store. No way!

[@megzambrano]

I mean she's the boss...so she does whatever right?

[@heyyo3985]

I love Miranda and all her videos but this one is really full of unnecessary stuff, she always promote her products and it’s getting out of control. watched it just bc she is so pretty.

[@babyzee6877]

It looks like an ad of her makeup and skin care line🤣🤣

[@ashapillay1638]

She looks like a peach... her skin is so so soft..

[@gymnopedies4400]

More like a nectarine. Peaches have fuzz lol

[@Luvluna19]

@@gymnopedies4400 this gave me Khloe and Scott conversation , flask back

[@Reticence9zen924]

It reminds me of Zoe Kravitz's video for this series: it's a giant bag with unrealistic stuff in it for a joke.

[@incogt2003]

When you are too greedy and wants to sell a million products, no one remembers any of it

[@daniboyd7963]

Thank goodness she’s adorable because that was Boring!

[@joyandpeacefullaughter5307]

She seems to be under pressure to always appear prim and proper. Before her second marriage, she used to be extremely flirty.

[@vomitt1]

She is boring

[@sevinjaliyeva7014]

😂😂

[@ThomasThomas-xi1ib]

Theragun?????????? This is too much. Sorry, but no.

[@athronglathonger8292]

Imagine Miranda packing for a vacation lol🤣🤣

[@ismalaz24]

that stone in the water is the dumbest thing i've heard in my entire life

[@edikto33]

There's improvement in Miranda Kerr's Kora organics advertisements. She says less Kora organics making it less boring

[@nettefairy]

We can joke about the amount of health and beauty products and facial massagers but seriously she looks flawless.

[@MarieJohanna760]

She can afford facials and the best skin care

[@fire830315]

Comparing to Angelina Jolie……………

[@Diamond_Skies]

It bothers me that she has her hand sanitizer tucked away inside of a bag under a mound of stuff. I keep mine in a side pocket, ready to whip out ASAP.

[@angiem7725]

She said it was for recording her kids. Not random ppl

[@Diamond_Skies]

@@angiem7725 ??????????

[@kamilamilo6617]

when she pulled this massaging machine I thought that this comes far beyond abstraction. and how many porters does she have to carry her bag for her?

[@ikin3301]

I like Miranda .. but wow what a silly video 😂

[@Burn143]

“See? This bag is like Mary Poppins bag it just keeps going and going what else can I fit in there?”😭😂💀❤️

[@isabellelamar9423]

how is she almost 40 and looks THIS STUNNING

[@jenniefeyen544]

I think being a millionaire and having access to cosmetic doctors and surgeons maaaay have something to do with it. Plus nutritionists, chefs, personal trainers, masseuses, etc. Just a hunch.

[@shaziyahassan-ali1506]

The most ridiculous thing I’ve seen in a long time!!! For goodness sake Miranda we are not that dumb. 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[@Jane-vw5om]

She takes every opportunity she can get to promote her own products... which by the way are terrible and overpriced.

[@mari2710br]

@@Jane-vw5om really, have you ever tried any of them? I have a good impression of her products, but yes too expensive!

[@nayanika3599]

Actually almost the same with mine, i brought my massage tools, green tea, vitamin, some crystals everywhere i go, it maybe because our Cancer moon sign 🤣

[@heyyo3985]

Best in my bag video I watched was Emma Watson’s bag. So many cool and good things and she was so authentic want more Emma videos

[@buggyboogle9]

I went to watch her video based on your recommendation. Really enjoyed it, it was fun and real. You believe it’s all her stuff. It has 12M views, the highest I’ve seen for a “Whats in my bag”episode. Thanks

[@pattylastrega]

the over-promotion of her own/her husband's products is just..... boring

[@hiwaga9301]

Omg! She's a Crystal addict. May the force be with you. Hahaha

[@KoriEmerson]

I know this was 3 years ago . But, quartz can’t soak into your skin. The molecule is way too big and solid ( because it’s a rock) to be able to do that.

[@goliaboi]

So.......... no advertisement disclaimer?

[@TaylorRaee1]

People in the comments are so bitter. This is HER bag, not yours. If she wants to have a lot of things - her company or not, that's her choice.

[@Users_rx]

Yes and it’s people’s choice to be bitter. Go away sweetness, you bring diabetes closer.

[@zeynand4039]

exactly. and it looks like a regular mom bag too.

[@qytj1182]

The title should be 'korra organics', great ad for rose quartz and 'superfood' mumbo jumbo

[@jordanandkimbothepugs]

What’s in my bag~ take out 1Lt of hand sanitiser

[@leop638]

Lol

[@jessicakaemery]

I lost it at the tuning fork 😂😭

[@shreejashetty4570]

This is more of a shopping bag 🤣

[@depressedguineapig8139]

Lol😂😂

[@saloni2655]

Rose quartz everywhere made me blind

[@dharmathenature3509]

I find it a bit creepy that people spend a lot of money on some gems in the water, which actually doesn't work because you only imagine it 😅💚

[@hannahjones2529]

This actually seems pretty reasonable. She has a lot of the Mum things (snacks, water, medicines/homeopathic remedies, toys, and things to help her relax). And then she is a model so it makes sense she’d have more beauty items than maybe normal. Plus if you’ve ever carried a large bag it is so easy to fill it up because you keep thinking of things you might need.

[@rwest4537]

HER HAIR IS AMAZING

[@victoriadaza9456]

no way she carries that bag with her everywhere everyday

[@LPBineli]

HAHA

[@hongkongmomslife]

I love her products, BUT as a mom I for SURE do not carry glass bottles and heavy electronics in my “day-to-day” bag. If she had all of these things in mini sizes, maybe (still stretching a bit). So much hard-selling, smh lol

[@micaellabah5191]

Most of the stuff she doesn't even need this is ridiculous...I have three children too but would never bring my skincare with me....insane Miranda.

[@danielacrucesperez6901]

So I know that this series its mostly a cross promotion for the person invited and whatever they're on (or even for themselves) and vogue. But this one blew my mind

[@elizabethantony13]

I like how she cleaned her glasses with her top like a normal person (psstt..me me).

[@mayank-kx9tc]

Something always shady about this woman. I dont find her genuine

[@megzambrano]

ive met her she's so genuine

[@angiem7725]

I’ve met her too! At a meet up in LA. Has a really calm energy and just positive vibes

[@Jane-vw5om]

Met her and she was extremely rude and fake. She’s a gold digger... I wasn’t surprised.

[@papiyapatel5837]

Take a shot everytime Miranda Kerr says rose quartz

[@htaleb2450]

Mum with three kids would have their own bag and I have my bag. I like how she says she'll do it in the morning before applying make up, then why would you carry all these machines around?

[@JS-uf3ce]

She looks like she shoved everything she can promote into that bag

[@irisaromay]

At first I thought it was grocery from the supermarket with that huge bag 😂

[@madhurimachakraborty4353]

The bag's is from Dior bruh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂....

[@pattiking]

I have never related more to a what’s in my bag 😂

[@fatimaijaz1292]

Her dimples are on another level 😊😊

[@ingarrecis]

no hate but this is ridiculous! 😂

[@mayvlogs8833]

This vid is so funny + the comments 😂🤣😂

[@galchalame2501]

I could be homeless..& just steal her bag, & I’d be able to travel to a different country...and I’ll have a crystal A BONUS

[@briemode]

I was waiting for her to remove her child from the bag 😂😂😂 maahn she carries a lot of things, who knows may sometimes her family