BRITNEY SPEARS - TOXIC - SHITTYFLUTED

[@R3putaytion13]

"Thank you for holding, please enjoy the music while you wait" 0:57

[@ravis6337]

My friend got off of hold and the person on the other end wasn’t saying anything so my friend said if you don’t respond your gay and they put him back on hold

[@rehehehehehe4525]

@@ravis6337 ultra gay

[@lovesick3526]

IM FROM THAT VIDEO LMAO

[@minke9246]

@@lovesick3526 ok liar

[@lewisgraham8771]

@@minke9246 he meant he came from the video

[@user-mf2oz9cf6m]

when i die, i want my family to play this and whoever keeps a straight face, gets all of my things

[@yaanigz]

ahhahahaha

[@igiuLoiraM]

Hahahaha. 😂😂😂😂

[@sunnyseablue]

Me too but I always know my sister is gonna lose

[@mikeyhamato2012]

Aka the pokerfaced people

[@aidensinclairw.29]

Yes dood! 👌😂

[@yosuto]

This is a very important video

[@user-gy2ks8bq3o]

Couldn’t agree more.

[@luvinmababies040709]

Yes your right XD

[@jifjifferson2790]

Yes of course.

[@Kevessi]

True

[@Beanut8370]

2019 likes WOOOOOOOOO

[@ChrisMarrin]

I DIED LAUGHING. When they all start playing together on the chorus, that is the WORST.

[@olympiaelda1121]

You mean the BEST.

[@glizzygladiator6969]

I was laughing so hard

[@TRIALBYWIRE]

When it goes solo for the post chorus it has such an impact

[@JRae1]

Yesss that's the part I always start cackling on 😂 It's sooo bad! lmao

[@jasonh.8754]

So many wonderful moments in this song, it's like angels from heaven have spoken. 😇

[@jugg9238]

My teacher told us to think of something toxic and this came to my head. I could not stop laughing and I got in trouble

[@triceraa]

BRUH

[@meow_bastard]

salt STFU U POS

[@niggasexgaming6821]

Empic teacher

[@claytonleonard6441]

I Thought U’re Dead,Zabuza

[@claytonleonard6441]

I Thought U’re Dead,Zabuza

[@woahhowmediocre3860]

Downloaded this onto my phone. Crush asked to listen to my music with me as we have practically the same music taste and he forgot earphones, well this was playing so I had to reluctantly hand over an earbud, god the look on his face, he laughed the hardest I've ever seen. Thank you, he can now associate me with joy, and this cover.

[@shittyflute]

im happy to bring hearts together, may the shit be with you

[@fernandoalvarocerezuela1118]

+shittyflute haha suh dude

[@MaireadBryneBOT97]

lol

[@JayPandya]

Woah, how mediocre escaped from friendzone wow

[@abrielle5212]

Woah, how mediocre Ily

[@JustinWoo]

It takes talent to make something this wonderfully atrocious.

[@ilmu011]

right?

[@Raumance]

No. It just takes a flute 😂

[@beautifulplaces2703]

@@Raumance No, it doesn't just take a flute. It takes a shitty flute.

[@mrzoqo]

Take this ratio Also 1,000 like 😏

[@NeidenHalffur]

Yeah

[@Autopsy6]

When the whole 'band' come in together for the chorus it is one of the most glorious things heard in the history of the universe.

[@PepperoniMilkshake]

"You are now first in line. Your call will be answered by the next available operator"

[@Grewyd]

Man your comment is so real.xd

[@Fred_the_1996]

Representative not operator

[@fggyleafexist1753]

Thank you for your patience

[@varunrajesh1028]

lol let’s be honest that’s where we came from

[@p1ssbaby408]

I’m adding this to my relaxing slowed music playlist that I listen to at night so I can have a heart attack.

[@UTU49]

stellar idea

[@saltyspittoon]

I think it'd be a wonderful alarm in the morning

[@Turmi0tar]

Same

[@freyalouise9862]

I LOVE THIS HAHAHA

[@SeaguIISoup]

I’m adding this to my asmr playlist lol

[@ergosumadrieyl2927]

This is literally the most chaotic thing I’ve ever heard.

[@tomttom107]

A beautiful chaos tho.

[@D.O.N.U.T.]

Chaotic good lmao

[@Giulia-mn8kg]

Chaotic but still GREAT

[@meow_bastard]

Your mom is literally Hitler

[@yutokkari5582]

I-Its beautiful *cri*

[@trickyynoxx6957]

"your music taste cant be THAT weird" My music taste:

[@Trebinhas]

This is the closest to heaven we can go

[@tumadre2205]

POTATO :3 XD

[@jamlessloser6051]

Your pfp fits with your comment XD

[@navyncslol2282]

xD

[@tsunderaptor4417]

We can't go any higher

[@weltonczhang5664]

But when the song stopped I came crashing back into that reserved spot of hell for me.

[@sparkybish]

Every elementary school concert I have been to.

[@rightbug]

The best thing I ever heard at an elementary school concert was 300 first year strings students playing Hot Cross Buns at 1/8 speed in a new auditorium with incredible acoustics. It sounded like they were summoning an elder god or sharing the secret song of a dying earth. Literally amazing.

[@Sarah_RDG]

Oh man, the elementary school orchestra is always the most painful. Band can be unfortunate but all of those strings slightly off from each other... eeeeeeeeesh!

[@shihjayang]

At least the percussionist sounds good.

[@dirt4333]

when I was in primary we all had to learn to play the recorder and perform a song all together. I didn't learn it and I pretended to play in the group performance and nobody realised

[@michaelthomas6570]

Yam Jam the teacher noticed. And was thankful you didn't contribute and maybe make it worse

[@voiceoftheparanoid]

It's so bad that I've started to unironically listen to this and somehow enjoy it

[@UTU49]

Yeah, me too. It's weird. Somehow I've come to a point where I still find it hilarious, but I can also still enjoy the song.

[@vredfed3555]

This is the theme song of me and my friend

[@meerkatinitiate1282]

Help me like seriously.. wtf I've listened to this for over three weeks

[@valentinasak7381]

Yes till the end

[@corbeaudejugement]

you’ve acquired the taste. there’s no going back now.

[@darkbluemars]

If you're depressed and you listen to this, it's like life is mocking you.

[@Anonymous-ik3kc]

😂

[@abortion_worst_CRIME_inHISTORY]

😂😂😂😂

[@burieddreamer]

LMAO

[@DJStarmistNO]

I'm not depressed, but it is still mocking me. What kind of lotion should I use to get rid of the stuff??

[@Bitchlasagna69]

You mean to tell me it's not always mocking me?

[@G-flo]

sounds like the entire flute section was having a seizure while the rest of the band just watched in holy terror

[@letirz]

with the orchestra and kazoo kids💃💃

[@Fred_the_1996]

OMFG I’M DYING

[@JokesterVids]

G Flo don’t joke about seizures, they’re real serious and dangerous.

[@FishCatsu]

The violin dude is trying his best

[@milesgaunt6767]

@@JokesterVids sounds like someones having a seizure

[@morganjames7298]

0:57 when you drop a variety of instruments into a blender

[@nahlog2047]

yes

[@eclipseexists]

so true

[@notsure7663]

As you do.

[@DragonizeEdits]

Yes.

[@GROENAASMusic]

No, that's free jazz

[@valesigh]

This is the song I'll dance to seduce my men

[@gluecan3337]

Wow

[@devertz995]

Mi sedurresti in men che non si dica Ahahah

[@marivina8819]

Heuheuheu

[@perritodeplaya5178]

Valentina Sigarini Lmao.

[@AdamsCarWashVids]

And now I imagine people doing fitness to this song HELP

[@MikeCrain]

This is one of my favorite shitty-on-purpose versions of songs. Just the way it starts with what sounds like someone beating the shit out of a violin and then a flute screeching always makes me chuckle.

[@Jakepearl13]

Someone out there used this as their hold music. I’m honestly speechless. Edit: I don’t even use Reddit,y’all make some pretty wild assumptions lmao

[@tyracktdp3459]

Kirby Masta no shit, it was in the description you cretin.

[@snvvbl]

@@tyracktdp3459 thanks for your kindness and hospitality im sure he really appreciates it.

[@GabrielsEpicLifeofGoals]

You came from reddit too? XD

[@GabrielsEpicLifeofGoals]

@Kirby Masta Here, have some Reddit gold.

[@randomguyyoudontknowabout3918]

@@GabrielsEpicLifeofGoals This isn't from reddit. The original video was uploaded 2 years ago here

[@iscoppie]

this is my personal anthem

[@Kaipanzer-r2w]

Sounds like a communist state

[@dembrandt268]

Punk Kid I'm dying

[@MenschMair]

Wait how can this be possible? This is also my personal anthem let's make a union!

[@dembrandt268]

It shall be called "iwanttodie killmeplz"

[@el2376]

iscoppie together forever 😂😉

[@Errored_Artist]

Teacher: ok students bring out your flute and play your favourite song Students:

[@yourfavoritepot6285]

I play the flute LOL

[@xXGacha_Baddie_JasperXx]

YEAH

[@Lizzie011]

Recorder

[@GenderlessFurry_They-Them]

@@Lizzie011 No one in my elementary school in the year my grade did the recorder karate got past a green belt

[@별거없어아빠]

Go watch a soldier's recorder playing with 6.6 million views. It's amazing. →→→ kzbin.info/www/bejne/j368daaNdt5leZI The Air Force flies a transport plane for the soldier's recorder playing. kzbin.info/www/bejne/j368daaNdt5leZI?t=195

[@peternincompoop9553]

This sounds like every school band concert I performed in. Our parents thought we were wonderful.

[@adamxnia]

I can promise you they didn’t ahah

[@grace9071]

Teacher: "What's so funny?" Me: _You wouldn't get it_

[@user-lq1dk6gr3p]

This cracked me up

[@hotwireyouth4544]

???

[@TonyBolognaJr]

Hotwire Youth Lets put a smile on that face

[@grace9071]

@@hotwireyouth4544 it's from the joker

[@grace9071]

When I saw 118 likes my eyes almost popped out of my head and I started wheezing

[@staycgirlsitsgoingdown2]

If you don’t play this at my funeral I’m not dying

[@meow_bastard]

YOUR KITTY SUCKS YOU STINKING DIRTBAG. MY KITTY IS B0SS

[@LostinTranslation479]

@@meow_bastard are you okay ?

[@akosmos]

@@meow_bastard Your kitty looks like a flat tire. I bet that your kitty real tired.

[@jacksonmikey5061]

Fancy Pie that’s is so old

[@akosmos]

@@jacksonmikey5061 That is is so old? Check your grammar.

[@wutadam]

i can't believe Britney spears would copy this like that!

[@moisesserrano1402]

Im waiting for the r/wooosh

[@jacksonboyd8569]

Wats r\ wooooosh and also Britney Spears made it first

[@wutadam]

@@jacksonboyd8569 r/woooosh

[@moisesserrano1402]

@@jacksonboyd8569 lmao

[@icantthinkofaname5718]

Jackson Boyd I cant tell if your joking or your actually that stupid

[@snoot5726]

“Do you know how to play an instrument?” “No” “Perfect, right this way!”

[@randominkdemon2476]

*dances to music while having a anxiety attack*

[@randominkdemon2476]

🄹🅄🄼🄿 🅁🄸🄶🄷🅃 🄸🄽 🄱🅄🄳🄳🅈.

[@helx9965]

Me too kid

[@connorcarr674]

Storytime: I’m coping with my anxiety by scrolling through KZbin. I come across this song in my recommended, scroll through the comments for a chuckle, and come across this comment. I stop dead in my tracks and have the closest thing to an existential crisis I will probably ever have without actually having one. Good job, good sir.

[@randominkdemon2476]

@@connorcarr674 𝚕𝚘𝚕, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚡𝚒𝚎𝚝𝚢 𝚋𝚝𝚠.

[@user-gy2tc8ux8c]

I almost choked on my milk

[@PorterDansie]

0:58 is my last 7 brain cells working together to form a thought

[@toomuchblood7255]

0:57*

[@moofmoofnguyen1175]

about to comment that lol xd

[@Hmmm-Interesting21]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sarvajeeth.y6936]

Maybe they want you to control and get freedom from there body

[@Bigshot888]

Kill me

[@remiiniscent]

Now it truly is Toxic May I have the music sheets for this?

[@shittyflute]

sorry i dont have the music sheets i can only give you the music shits

[@stellajohansson6634]

puns are real...

[@MCTurtles]

😂😂😂 asks for the sheet after

[@evilperson5303]

Vivian Loves Cookies ok *hands a music sheet with a kids drawing of a trash can to them*

[@Annie-gk4mj]

Vivian Loves Cookies Just play the right notes.... BUT DONT EVEN TRY TO COVER THE HOLES WELL

[@danielmota2850]

I love that when I'm a bit sad and bored my brain digs this out of nowhere, I come here and regain my energy to go through the week.

[@jasonh.8754]

I'm praying for America. 🙏

[@SassySoda]

0:57 onwards had my crying laughing coz it made me think of drunken nights where you and your friends try to sing a song and it's just soooo awful. Someone's off-key, someone doesn't know the words, someone else is singing an entirely different song... omg, i can't.

[@ღn̤ღ-f5q]

It’s the best part what do you mean? Lol 😂

[@Dijazqjak]

Chorus in a nutshell

[@prodchrised]

"I'm a 13 year old producer from atlana just give me a chance"

[@mohammadhammad3175]

Yeah no shit that kid do be from Germany. Nazi

[@mohammadhammad3175]

With these sounds he will dominate the earth. We enjoy it, he will get support, an army.

[@giovanniruiz3091]

yes!! you're hired!!! hahaha

[@flowerpower2671]

XD

[@jackmannion747]

Are we safe with the new culture change? 😂

[@segoeprint1303]

Teacher: why are you smiling? Me with one headphone in: nothing

[@woahthatsanoriginalusernam3469]

* chokes on tea *

[@zoewhatley7262]

I pity your ears if u listened to this with headphones...

[@MrKr4dy]

@@zoewhatley7262 I did and my ears thanked me

[@blinc5260]

Lmao I don't think your teacher would care if you smile or not, that's a shitty joke ;>;

[@SandboxerSandy]

This was on a random "relaxing" playlist. I used it to sleep and guess what, I woke up at 1 AM to this song.

[@jasonh.8754]

I wake up crying at 1am and listen this song to try and calm down... 😭😭😭😭😭😭🙂 (sarcasm)

[@totoroben]

Because you needed to jam!

[@that_ponydar2351]

I can feel the passion at 0:58

[@danielminecraft]

me too

[@sirpsychosussy]

THIS WAS THE HOLD MUSIC

[@bonbon_1729]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS

[@MightyYuri]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oH6biZeLg82Bo7c

[@nickelcadmium4087]

CONFIRMED

[@Art1318_n0torious]

Yup

[@TOODAMNINSANE]

Same 😂😂😂

[@abi-if4zz]

the 0.01% of bacteria that survive the Dettol

[@supercat2087]

Abi Allen XD

[@731thorn]

*Im toxic*

[@flopper6947]

I’m deaaad 💀😂😂😂

[@moonlit7273]

LMAO

[@katrinacassar8939]

Lol hahaha!😂😆

[@kame6283]

A classic. Gets better every time.

[@LAKKSPA]

ratio’d

[@padpachan]

There’s a recorder, a flute, some kazoo and a little chicken toys, with a sprinkle of shitty violin. My favorite combinations

[@warrenpeace8729]

Good ear

[@inmyworldkindagirl]

I think an oboe too

[@xXGacha_Baddie_JasperXx]

Hah

[@_xwaterx_9960]

they are my fav too but i always get headaches from listening to them lol

[@kxnz4049]

Yes

[@dumbfridge7576]

whoever put this as the hold music at the call center, thank you. you’re my hero.

[@mop061]

@@koopadaquick9862 yessir

[@poulpos7509]

I'll do it when back from holiday 😂

[@TheSigmaGooner]

Well someone did it

[@lemonmeat]

i ruined the 666 likes

[@MichaelDoesYt]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oH6biZeLg82Bo7c&ab_channel=UnreasonableSteev NAH THIS YALL?

[@АртёмЗайчик-д3в]

It's not that shitty... if you're here on purpose.

[@private5018]

Its so shitty it makes me come back

[@PeaceDreams837]

It’s a bop

[@Just.moemoe]

Well I am here on purpose so....

[@nocturnenix]

I mean...yeah

[@piro4528]

IT IS LITTERLY SHIT GETTING DUMPED BUT ITS SO GOOD

[@actuallynikofromoneshot]

0:57 was fucking funny that i almost died

[@vipeizoid]

0:56 my mind during a math test

[@Bimbolobotomy]

I laughed so fucking hard ty

[@deadacc3881]

_same bruh_

[@masherize]

my mind during a meth test

[@MakennaRosadoMack]

Same

[@AmitTMB]

exactly!!

[@gioarca6623]

One is better than the other, every time is a discovery

[@zeroattitude4162]

I can't hear the difference from the original it's amazing

[@imjustroyal6808]

i thought this was the original XD

[@evanblalock9744]

gio arca I know

[@Nekopolitan_]

gio arca 666 likes... I won't ruin the number

[@murda3468]

ITS SO FUCKING BAD ITS GOOD

[@army-llove6391]

im not at the disco it would be even better if they played one of our songs ~.~ (armys|)

[@haydencriss7709]

ikr

[@murda3468]

Army-L love true !!

[@pjmingi8709]

my life

[@walter3075]

im not at the disco turu tru

[@ryaquaza3offical]

Literally less than 3 seconds in and I’ve already lost it. Those nose blowing notes killed me!

[@miroboum2115]

*Someone in 1905*: "I bet there will be flying cars." *Meanwhile in the future :*

[@nicolaspinheiro8315]

cars was so popular in 1905 :/

[@dnub78]

*This*

[@calebfoley5872]

I dont think cars were a thing yet in 1905. Thought cars started popping up 20s to 30s

[@judasrx7980]

Freak the flying cars

[@cartoonygrl]

Miro Boum flying cars are airplanes-

[@batuhaninl]

Spitney Brears

[@haoqw]

*spitney*

[@reillyfolliard2391]

Shittney

[@youareoneant]

Briney Sears

[@nubiandoll7]

🤣🤣🤣

[@zekedia2223]

Spritney Beers I think someone put something in hers

[@Marcos-qq6jb]

Lmao my dog is having a mental breakdown listening to this.

[@theamazoner4075]

That's crural

[@olivialol5007]

Marcos42 1 😂😂😂

[@UTU49]

i'll play it for my cat and report back.

[@Marcos-qq6jb]

UTU49 what’s the verdict?

[@UTU49]

@@Marcos-qq6jb Haha. I played it for him. It had no effect on him. He was completely blase, just like he is with everything else. (I would have sworn that I already posted this. Maybe I typed it in and closed the window before posting it.)

[@pepsikun12]

I burst into tears at the first chorus 🤣

[@ekli9]

0:56 is so intense

[@matureseksyultimatewife3392]

xD

[@swllzllck133]

basically internet fights

[@sadiekat1305]

Lemon Grass FUCCC MEH EARZ XDDDDD

[@andreagirl10]

My favorite part

[@marivina8819]

Yea

[@RWBYShitposter]

This will be my car chasing theme

[@citruspillow534]

RWBY Shitposter *in the car with you, breaking the 4th wall by dancing to the "car chase music"*

[@FandomGarbage]

RWBY Shitposter OMFG 😂

[@flirkvslife2385]

SAME

[@ALLSNallsn]

how can you accidently rob a bank

[@ALLSNallsn]

please someone help me i need it for homework

[@itsyoboyalex7407]

Instagram musicians: MY SONGS ARE SO FIRE Their songs:

[@metalrebel7506]

Fire🔥🔥🔊📣

[@hbombfreak]

“Ay yo I’m a 15 year old beat producer, you gotta listen to this shit I made, it’s fire 🔥”

[@metalrebel7506]

@@hbombfreak Fire 🔥🔥🔊📣

[@minke9246]

this "parody" is good lmao

[@rico4101]

Cheddar Johnson “ay yo I’m tryna make it outta Atlanta, you wanna collab?” 😍😫🤝✊🏽💦

[@GloriouslyTurkish]

Teacher: What on earth are you listening to? Me: You don’t want to know

[@Soupdog-wz5ub]

add this to Spotify

[@velawesoraptor]

LucieLucy pLEASE

[@jandor6595]

The problem begins where you start listening to this song not by joke, but because you really like it

[@katekyra7060]

I bought a kazoo and flute so I can learn to play this.

[@anttihuovilainen1653]

What do you mean "problem"?

[@SirKitsch]

When you look at the abyss...

[@fredwilliams8850]

OH NO

[@BigBlack81]

@It Is Cool I almost want to make it a part of an all absurdity mix I can play when I'm at festivals full of humanity. If such a thing ever comes around again, that is...

[@user-ug6dl3ui1b]

is it on spotify yet?

[@stormingboy6016]

Probably it’s on SoundCloud tho

[@tskmandude781]

yes all

[@beautifultoenail9675]

how is this not top comment

[@atharv4775]

IT SHOULD BE

[@atharv4775]

Yes

[@nexotope]

Turned my headphones down to 10% volume, my ears are STILL BLEEDING 10/10!

[@mistionx9496]

brings back a good memory I was in church four years ago when I discovered this cover, I showed it to my brother sitting next to me. I told him to put on my headphones, and turned up the volume super loud. I had no idea that my headphones weren’t connecting to my phone. This started blasting. And that was the perfect time for my screen to freeze. So the entire time, this blasted threw the church while everyone was staring in silence. I kept on screaming “SORRY SORRY SORRY” while trying to turn it off. My brother terrorizes me about it to this day.

[@Ash_DiamondOcean]

Omg that's legendary! 😂🤣

[@Silverdev2482]

lol

[@NahIdwin]

Lol I'm sure you'll never forget that 😂

[@nonamechannl]

lmao you just became an absolute hell of a legend

[@Hectordaboom]

God: Hey Mistion remember how said that some sins are unforgivable? This is not one of them. This brings you to heaven.

[@mrbeats7434]

If I ever had a bad day I listen to this and I smile instantly and all those bad feelings go away

[@exposedbitch1148]

Bat Man I could say that this is relatable.😂😂

[@rudyong45]

This has been my phone ringtone for almost 5 years now, and i love it very much, thank you for this masterpiece.

[@kitkatisme]

my god, im so doing that now

[@a_fdez3]

pov: you're reading all the comments as this hell is still playing

[@xenaru9794]

You spelled “majestic tune” wrong

[@CraySockBroski]

It's so bad that it's good

[@woahthatsanoriginalusernam3469]

How- are you using some kind of magic?-

[@Drakuba]

take my fucking like and get out!

[@rswinter]

Yes I am

[@TheChadPad]

"Flutes were harmed in the making of this video."

[@johnlime1469]

And a violin

[@jazika714]

Ears also

[@SofLan_]

This sounds like it's played on an unhealthy combination of accordion, recorder and a rubber chicken.

[@dimdim1019]

The rubber chicken really adds to the melody

[@Mangy_1134]

I JUST LISTENED TO IT CLOSER AND THERES A DANG KAZOO So it’s a violin, recorder, AND kazoo

[@tupolewposting2733]

@@Mangy_1134 And a rubber chicken XDDDD

[@luxkoprucu2577]

And kazoo

[@justarandomhandlewithnomeaning]

@@Mangy_1134 I'm your special friend! 😂

[@neotheresa]

I am honestly still in awe at the dedication and determination needed for this

[@oliviagraciela8873]

im so proud as a violin player

[@shmuelkligman7139]

Olivia Roque Same

[@ramwelzik]

tamère

[@Jessiemats]

Olivia Roque same haha

[@rebecamagana2711]

Olivia Roque same

[@izanagi21ify]

Same

[@ysartez]

I’ve been laughing at this for 4 hours straight no kidding

[@noahwuzhere2713]

Same😂

[@_Aidelweiss_]

lmao i have done that for the past 2 weeks

[@annabelle7332]

Me too

[@ShyGuy83]

The 15 year old me is upstairs with gauze in his ears shouting "Somebody kill me!" The 37 year old me is blasting this on the stereo downstairs rolling on the floor laughing his ass off.

[@parkernark]

What

[@ShyGuy83]

Parker Kevin It's supposed to be a joke about how stuck up and serious I was as a teenager about easy flowing melodies and about how I can listen to this kind of music now as an adult and just laugh.

[@parkernark]

ShyGuy83 thank you for explaining!

[@HeyoSpeaker]

It's beautiful

[@TudorascuBogdan]

@@ShyGuy83 Maturity is awesome man :))

[@Mysteriuminiquitatis1998]

It’s the backup kazoos that really get me 😂

[@toshineon]

The next time my neighbour keeps making noise at 2AM, I'm countering with this at full blast.

[@marcevanzcod9689]

YESSSS

[@napoleoniccheems2140]

Well. Did it work?

[@bananabro1010]

Lmk how it goes

[@brightboi4291]

Must be a dubstep artist, they would start vibing and ask you for the song name.

[@crazychicken8290]

make a video on it

[@breprince1205]

1970s Future predictions: We will have flying cars, state of the at medicine, hover boards.... Present 2017: Toxic Cover by Shittyfluted

[@thekat2784]

BACK TO THE FUTURE

[@astridrosasgomez1349]

This is much better lol

[@inactive2575]

1970s future predictions: flying cars blah blah 2017 unoriginal comments

[@formealyour]

Who needs flying cars anyway we have this

[@choojoy48]

Brenda Moreno dont cry poor brenda)

[@theswoocefactor2974]

I won't play this at my funeral, this is my funeral

[@williamjclinton2998]

The swooce factor I think this song should be played at my wedding. Like this version😂😂😂

[@InnisTech]

pov: you're 5 years old and showing your parents your awesome skills on the flute

[@alicepatten8888]

Play this at my funeral

[@212th]

I would be crying. From laughing too much

[@artizonka]

ill be there

[@sarahbeth7378]

Alice Patten I'll be there if you play this

[@flowerchannelroses4967]

Alice Patten yasss

[@_ry0k0_71]

Play this at my wedding day xD

[@peanut6826]

My soul is pure again. thank you 👼

[@unavailable4020]

Peanut same

[@wafles1548]

Ima set this as my alarm and play this to wake up my freinds at 3am

[@inactive2575]

dick

[@---ts9py]

u dont have any friends now.

[@LemonEEsnickerss]

WAFLES 1 hi peridot

[@LemonEEsnickerss]

2 Salty 4 You BE FLIPPING NICE

[@---ts9py]

"I'm so sorry to say that but i think you haven't got any friends. But don't worry. You're a nice person." This is lying but is it ok?

[@Oswaldo_Zuniga]

the soda straw violin kills me everytime

[@snakeswithhats1913]

0:57 Me: knows the beats about to drop. Also me: knows it's about to be horrible. Still me: *turn* *up*

[@aprilgaudette7327]

Snakes With Hats horrible? Leave this holy place goblin!

[@thepickledoreo6893]

what’s a “horrible”?

[@friedsn0w]

Perfect Music doesn't exi--

[@itzajustlayla7003]

This is what real gods listen to everyday

[@SilverCymbal]

musical masterpiece! so amazing that even the youtube copyright systems can't attack

[@vriska222]

They did.

[@finnjb3249]

Yoshii well shit lmao

[@microtonalmilio5233]

@@vriska222 how is it still up though?

[@CubeBag]

Microtonal Milio It was just a content ID claim so revenue goes to the record company but the video wasnt removed

[@SilverCymbal]

@@CubeBag So sad, SF deserves it. It is truly an original masterpiece.

[@nagazakiTTV]

This is literally me as a kid playing flute. And my parents telling me im the next mozart

[@qwertyCandy]

that proud solo at 2:38 killed me

[@jacobthefunny]

What a great solo!

[@i_weeb1549]

Great Solo.

[@foxesandclouds8030]

Play this at my wedding or funeral, whichever comes first.

[@eduardoramos1811]

haha

[@gnomefight]

+Масло Масляное you have made two grammatical errors in your sentence. you tried, and you failed.

[@makonyr]

palmrain excuse me, are you even bilingual yourself

[@gnomefight]

in fact i am, i'm irish. i speak irish and english. do you have another question?

[@МаслоМасляное-ч7у]

palmrain please, don't get triggered. It was (meant to be) a joke. You don't know how often I was offended for my profile picture, although its not mine but of Jenna McDougall, who's actually very gorgeous. I wasn't good at school you're right, but you've probably never communicated with Arabs using Google translator. Just visit one of the dating services.

[@minionaaas]

So, what type of music are you into? me: *its complicated*

[@miau3889]

Army!?

[@earthdebnath3377]

we stan an army of immaculate taste

[@earthdebnath3377]

@@miau3889 A R M Y ! ? ?

[@Memu_]

@@miau3889 ew

[@Memu_]

@@TereziaSkvarkova I just reacted in disgust and said ew of course no one specifically asked me bu that's what the comment section is for.

[@alekthekvlt2381]

If my life were a trailer, this would be the soundtrack

[@pescuezoee]

Music teacher: leaves for 1 second The entire Music class:

[@faustsc]

That’s 0:57, buddy.

[@reallytired6041]

Accurate

[@meow_bastard]

STFU U POS

[@KevinWolfGames]

@@meow_bastard omg i saw you on the hold music video

[@supremetacogames]

you didn't even finish the joke lol

[@eoghanchisolm346]

The fact that this vid got claimed is funny to me

[@thescythe9918]

Ikr

[@pyptron_7114]

Who wants to claim this ffs.

[@scratchbasics]

its those greedy scumbags known as "SME" ugh it makes me disgusted to even say it....

[@samleen]

i think this counts as a remix/cover and is covered by a standard youtube license or fair use.

[@poltergeist1105]

@@pyptron_7114 shitney spears duh

[@יהונתןחזוט-מ1כ]

My grass heard this Now it's weed

[@theprophecyistrue8451]

XD

[@missdolly612]

Epic

[@יהונתןחזוט-מ1כ]

@@goofygooberz112 those vocals are higher than my grades

[@loidalopez6849]

My weed heard this Now its grass

[@יהונתןחזוט-מ1כ]

@@loidalopez6849 זה לא עובד ככה

[@Dinosaurus-g3r]

My class when the teacher says play whatever notes you want for 3 minutes:

[@miriamlombardi3004]

This has been the ringtone on my phone for almost 4 years now

[@TheSuperQuail]

Do you still answer the phone laughing?

[@riccardodellorto4267]

Don't give me ideas

[@synccrow114]

Fucking brilliant LOL

[@legallytiredasf6920]

And my alarm from now on

[@creepynickel084]

And this is some company's hold music

[@careysfever]

Peppa's friends: We don't like kids music, no no no! Peppa: I like this! It is very grown up plays -this starts playing-

[@lunarly8612]

shooketh to the core omg hey i like your profile pic queen

[@firepawz5867]

LOL

[@sharonhernandez4080]

T h a n k y o u f o r b r i n g i n g b a c k m y c h i l d h o o d

[@tdannemaria]

*W i g S n a t c h e d*

[@toovz8434]

I'm More Shooketh

[@houseofgrooving]

When you are in a _toxic_ relationship and you call the relationship advice hotline and this is the hold music as your partner is violently breaking down the door with kitchen knives

[@rehehehehehe4525]

now that's a hollywood movie situation right there

[@Fred_the_1996]

@@rehehehehehe4525 *Nollywood, the nigerian hlllywood

[@gempjef1635]

i would fucking give up

[@heheheha1997]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oH6biZeLg82Bo7c

[@alijahcrichton8234]

Is he by any chance a 100 year old vampire that stops time?

[@StarlaXJorge4ever]

I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I ACTUALLY FOUND THIS SO HILARIOUS LMAO- 🤣🤣🤣

[@Wellsfraggo]

(1964: "I bet there is going to be flying cars in the future") now: .-.

[@yiotaaboubakr3785]

LOL

[@Wellsfraggo]

Giota A. Ahaa

[@austinbarnes8544]

spectatron Bennett this is better than flying cars

[@fedorvoronovcomposer]

spectatron Bennett , this is much better than f-ing flying cars, pff

[@marlocheusa]

This is art, and if an uncultured swine such as yourself cannot appreciate the majesty and pure beauty of this piece than you should not be criticizing it.

[@toastedroastedpeanuts]

0:57 when dad comes in with the ｂｅｌｔ

[@supercat2087]

0:58?

[@toastedroastedpeanuts]

no, 0:57.

[@lilhedgehog2270]

Run

[@KikiG75ThatBritishWoman]

lol ralsei is triggered in ur photo Vincente X01

[@maxie...]

How do you said belt?

[@orla8770]

I just love how much effort was put into this. You can hear the confidence as it blows through the end of the recorder. I just personally am appalled as to how this hasn't been recognised by more famous artists. There really is a deeper meaning than what we hear. Can't wait for the debut album.

[@sammbo250]

He has to learn every song on recorder and plan everything. Like properly doing it, even if it is as a joke. Skill

[@TeenzyKai]

It's 2022 and this is still a work of art

[@frogge6443]

Teacher: leaves the class Studients after 0.0000001 seconds after he left:

[@crunchybro123]

nobody is replying because its so relatable you cant argue with it

[@gifted2936]

@@crunchybro123 yep

[@rodrigotudancafernandez17]

Your profile picture is the bane of my existance