HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING AT BERT KREISCHER "THE MACHINE" FIRST-TIME REACTION!!!

[@MrLboydReacts]

THIS IS HOW YOU SAY HIS NAME: BURNT CHRYSLER < --

[@brittreacts]

Please tell me this is a joke?! 😂😂😂

[@bigwrig0485]

Actually its bart krishna

[@raistraw8629]

@@brittreacts His last name is German, and it's pronounced something like cry-sher.

[@TheSwede9]

I believe you pronounce his lastname like "Is-fat". like Bert is fat, that's how Tom Segura says it

[@BogeyDopeYT]

His name is Flying Dildos. 😂

[@GaryHicks]

One of his old classmates actually posted pictures from this trip and confirmed the story. Also, the movie Van Wilder is loosely based on Bert's life in his college days.

[@michaelwolf7840]

There's also an addition to the story where he parties with the cops until they're to drunk to drive so they tell Bert to drive and when Bert asks isn't that illegal the cop says to him who's going to stop you, we are the cops

[@randymyer2996]

Bert has made a movie about it but is having issues getting it released

[@thejackal367]

I came to to comments to say this... It's wild to think Bret Chrysler was the inspiration for Van Wilder

[@JesterTBP]

OML Van Wilder totally makes sense now.

[@ddawgy]

@@randymyer2996 tryna see that

[@riccardocastiglioni1611]

This story was confirmed to be true, the film Van Wilder was even inspired to his life story. P.S: Bert in an interview said that partying with the cops was even scarier than partying with the mafia.

[@realPenrodPooch]

Indeed he did. 😁

[@ShadowyFox_86]

Russian police are scary as shit! No wonder!

[@captsparrowslady]

I've been trying to find that interview where he talks about partying with the cops (I've seen it referenced in comments but I've never seen the actual interview)... Can post a link to it or tell me the name of the interview where he talks about it?

[@fzoid3534]

Bert is easily one of the best story telling comedians. As others already said the story was confirmed by classmates to be true. One of the other stories that always makes me cry laughing from him is when he wrestled a bear.

[@RobertH-ol6mw]

Wrestled a bear is funny too yes!

[@XRP2020]

Ultimate Fighter funny as well Bert Kreischer - Ultimate Fighter kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmesYZ2rhsqoZ6c&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE

[@TheWhatman21]

only one better is Joey Diaz

[@davidbird2486]

His story about his daughter throwing a period party is very funny.

[@NONANTI]

Put the marshmallow in your mouth.

[@coryblake5623]

this guy is a medical marvel... he drinks like a fish while being a pretty solid athlete.. dude ran a marathon in 5:15 without training for it.... Quote from Joe Rogan "Bert would be an elite level athlete if he wasn't such a drunk"... dude legit passed up minor league contract cause he figure " yeah I won't be able to party if I do that"

[@ck240sx]

They just finished making a movie about this story.

[@brittreacts]

Have to see it!!!

[@biometrics2812]

Greatest story ever. 100% real. They are making a movie from it.

[@Christisthyking]

Actually made already, trailers are available to watch.

[@guitar_noodle]

@@Christisthyking what’s the name of the film?

[@Christisthyking]

@@guitar_noodle The Machine

[@nicolieohlee120]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o56ZfIt-ocqMY7M

[@Multi7477]

This story is 99% true. Love how much you enjoyed this. You need more Bert.

[@mzluna313]

This guy's partying is legendary! I was attending the University of Michigan during the time he was at Florida State! No one on our campus actually knew him, but, we all knew of him!

[@Myunsolicitedthoughts]

Bert is an animal!!!! Guy decides he’s going to run the LA marathon, Joe Rogan asked him is he going to train, Bert says no. Joe had no faith and him and to everybody surprise Bert DID DAT SHIT!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂

[@charismatic9467]

The way he presents the last punchline is genius. Like as a listener, you're so engrossed in the story that you when you hear the part about the police, you get so worried for him, scompletely forgetting that the mob runs the entire country back then including the police, so of course he wouldn't get in trouble.

[@vicegrips188]

“Two bears one cave” Tom and Bert’s podcast. I’d check out “koolaid” episode

[@brittreacts]

Okkkk!!

[@brandonh9557]

Bert's revelation is hysterical too!

[@scottbradley7631]

Bert has a story about wrestling a grizzly bear. Skydiving with Rachel Ray. He has a couple about his youngest daughter who has some minor learning disabilities. All of Bert's stories are true, and funny AF.

[@ConnorSinclairCavin]

The fact that his teachers, classmates, some of the gangsters, some of the cops, and locals that heard the stories of “the machine” all collaborated this is amazing

[@JHulse29]

Before this story became famous Bert posted about it. It was so crazy I was like can't be true. Then his old classmates commented "yes it's true, he robbed us." There's even pics of him with the gangsters. Also my dad visited Russia in 96 and he confirmed the mob really did run everything. Craziest part of the story is Bert is still alive, but I think being a young foreigner good at drinking meant they wanted to party with him not kill him!

[@MrMeraby]

I'm not surprised he's still alive, to be honest. Russian gangsters have a different mode of thought. I have a friend who was a missionary in Russia. She, along with a few college students ducked into what they thought was an empty building in the midst of a sudden rain storm. However, there were several men standing face-to-face in trench coats with bulges underneath. She looked at the closest guy and said (in Russian), "We shouldn't be here, should we?" He shakes his head. "Nyet." Then offers her and the students the chance to leave. They couldn't get out of there fast enough. Perhaps, the old mafia gangsters . . . back when they were from the Old Country, were much the same. But it's pretty different than how we have come to think about such groups today.

[@michaelschmidt7939]

I’ve seen this clip so many times, and no matter how many times i see/hear this routine, it never gets old. Its still funny every single time. I love it!

[@illuminahde]

Bert is going to watch this and love the praise. It's gonna go to his head

[@shureyh]

This is an All-Time great bit🔥 I'm pretty sure some of his classmates all confirmed that the story is all true

[@Kwright304]

One of the chaperones went to one of his shows and confirmed the story in like 2013

[@HvyMetal4Ever]

I have watched all of his specials, and finally had the opportunity to see him live. Your stomach will hurt from laughing when you see him. His delivery is superb. You should watch Brad Williams next. He's another great.

[@laurabuer4714]

Brad Williams used to be part of a morning radio show (Kevin Kline Live) in San Francisco in the early 2010's. I lived off that show while driving to Sonoma State in the morning, and was so bummed when they fired him. His specials are so, so funny!

[@eriklewis791]

The movie "Van Wilder" was based on Berts experiences in college captured from an article in Rolling Stone magazine. The actual story you just watched will debut in movie theaters on May 25th, 2023. This is how absolutely iconic this guy was in the early 90's in college. BTW he doesn't wear a shirt because he hated the sweat circles he got under the hot lights.

[@darinlieurance2817]

Amazing storytelling!

[@wiseartwork3031]

look up two bears one cave, koolaid! funniest clip of both Tom and Bert laughing uncontrollably

[@ziggyzap1]

Bert laughs so much because all the stories he tells are true lol they are not made up, so when he is telling them he is reliving the moment

[@michaelscoggins3503]

Yes, he is definately one of those "hold my beer" kind of guys.

[@dmj4966]

His fighting a bear story is hysterical

[@aaronproctor4745]

Bert is making this story into a movie, I can’t wait to see it.

[@K0HAKU_97]

This man is taking all the crazy side quests 😂

[@tjtampa214]

Woman, you are a bright light, an intelligent, beautiful spirit. You totally understood the comedy ride he took you on (every step of the way). It is refreshing to find people who are very quick-witted with a great personality and sense of humor. Rare. I have seen a number of channels react to this and they enjoyed it also, but I just watched one channel with some snob on it and he totally would rather sneer than smile. So he was quite the downer... but coming to this channel has lifted me back up again. Thanks & Peace! ✌

[@gregwil694]

When he mentioned like being an immigrant in the DMV, his facial expressions and finger motions are so well done and hilarious. You missed them though cause you laughed then cleared your eyes

[@michele1491]

When he talks about his daughters, hysterical.

[@timryckmanii8282]

I love when Comedians or actors break. I saw Bert live recently and one of his stories u could barely understand bc he couldn't stop laughing as he told it 😂

[@Rally825]

The stories are all at least 90% true. Bert is just naturally hilarious. I've seen him a few times on a podcast with Joe Rogan where he got them laughing so hard they couldn't breath. And that was just from recounting his daily life!

[@villwockjay]

They are making a moive of it and I can't wait. It will be epic.

[@robertfuryracer4089]

Yes!!! Its true.. he had pictures... he told the whole story on a talk show back in the day.. In our history you have those rare people that live interesting lives.. he one of them... the 90s was such a great time to experience life. I miss it!!!!

[@PhoenixWoody]

Yes Yes YES! And it is all true!

[@myowndrum286]

I've honestly been waiting to see this thumbnail of Britt reacting to this specific Bert Kreisher clip. This was my introduction to him. Maybe that's why I liked it so much. With his casual shirtlessness and timing that rocks, I think it's one of his best!

[@izzyguy6158]

Bert and Tom's podcast, 2 bears 1 cave, is absolutely hilarious

[@athens_1psvr31]

They’ve recently made a movie based on these events. Yes, it’s called “The Machine” and Burt is in it.

[@kirktown2046]

I speak Russian, have a few things to share. First, he tells the story different each time. He's gotten in a little bit of trouble for some of the inaccuracies and was possibly complicit in some other crimes too, woops! Basically, the story is probably even better than he tells it. xD So the first time he dreams up his introduction and says "Ya rabotayu koshka", this is immediately ridiculous and hilarious. It literally means "I. Am working. Cat." When he actually opens the door he tries to say "I AM A MAN" - Ya Muschina. Instead he says - Ya MACHINA - Which you would initially understand as "I am a car." xD A foreign kid, knocking on your door with alcohol, yelling "I AM A CAR" when you know he's trying to say "I AM A MAN", is one of the funniest possible things in Russian, I would've laughed my ass off all day and all night if he busted in and said that. Technically, yeah, Machina means "machine", but they probably didn't take it that way the first time.

[@canadianbakin1304]

i seriously cant believe they are making a movie out of this lol

[@mitchschlegel2424]

His classmates validated his story 100% real and also he is the premise for 5he van wilderness movie.

[@master_chief117]

this story is true i went to Florida state during this time. While i didn't know Burt it was a pretty epic story around campus. The first half of the trip went so well for the students (minus being robbed, lol) that the teachers actually had a meeting and told Burt he had to keep parting with the mob on there way back from Moscow. Burt also later reveled that the scariest point of the trip for him was when he was parting with the cops. They made the mob seem tame. Florida State during the 90's was nutz and one HUGE party. Only thing I majored in was my blood alcohol level.

[@sakridsky]

OMG girl, the best part of this video was watching you lose your mind. I’m so glad I found this channel 😂

[@Badonkadonk]

The Machine is becoming a movie! #BertKreischer #movie! #MachineMovie

[@nikkel6793]

he made a movie about this. coming soon. its called the machine. he originally told this story on joe rogans podcast over a decade ago when joe was still filming in his basement. hes worked on how to tell the story alot. ive also heard theres a 2nd part that goes more into the other things that happened on that trip, including the boat heist.

[@PhilARobertson]

Lucky for you Tom and Bert do a weekly podcast together called 2 Bears 1 Cave.

[@CenlaSelfDefenseConcepts]

This story actually got made into a movie, Burt is in it and it's coming out this year

[@rappinrupert5189]

Fun fact about Bert kreischer Brett, The movie Van Wilder was modeled after his college experience. Notice that he said he was in college for 7 plus years

[@chriscr21]

Great reaction little lady! He is so great, and yes it is true 😂😂😂😂😂

[@andrewgrant624]

2 bears 1 cave podcast is Bert and Tom's pod....it's wonderful

[@shoresy6927]

This is actually becoming a movie

[@haroldyoung8174]

Thank You for this

[@Soulbreeze]

Saw him in Madison, WI just before Covid. He lasted less than 5 minutes before the shirt came off lol. That's when his show starts!

[@Dr.Gonzoo]

No way she actually said chrystler😂😂 tom would be so happy

[@rmillet100]

Subscribed because of this reaction!!!

[@steffaniebrian4344]

Okay seeing comedians make themselves laugh is one of my favorite things to watch! 😂

[@MarkDaniels2]

Britt, the move Van Wilder was based off Burt's time in college. Hilarious movie and Ryan Reynolds plays Burt. You should totally watch it.

[@joshuahartgraves3393]

He made a move about the story. Check out the trailer. The machine.

[@brittreacts]

No way!!!!!

[@joshuahartgraves3393]

Yep it's really good and you must check out Tom's and Bert's podcast. I think you will love it. It's 2 bear's 1 cave. Injoy

[@MrLawDawg]

Great reaction. Love your laugh.

[@chadclaude9044]

So loved this

[@JKM395]

I just love Bert. He is as real as it gets.

[@RQuinton79]

Bert went in 1995, I went in 1997 and trust me, the whole paying off the mafia is very real. I have nothing funny like Bert, but we did have one mafia incident that I will never forget. We had three mafia guys watching over us instead of the two Bert had. They did walk us to and from places, but our guys never engaged with us. Most of the time they were off to the side talking like they were just on some vacation and pretty much ignoring the group. One night our class even joked about being kidnapped and the mafia guys wouldn’t even notice. However, four days later our class was posing for a group photo in front of a small monument. Three teens (maybe 16-20 years old) kept trying to photobomb us and were pushing through and just being all out asses. Forgot to mention, this was a high school trip making us between (14- 18 years old) Finally one teen said he had a gun (I never saw a weapon on them), I swear the word gun was only part way out of that teens mouth before the three Russian gangsters were all over them, punching and shoving them down to the ground. Huge difference between the mafia and those teens, mafia guys all had guns and aimed at those teens. Just as quick as the mafia guys were when they sprang into action, they sat back down away from us like nothing happened. There were no other incidents before or after that on our trip.

[@the_vig_4427]

The trailer for the movie adaptation of this story just came out. THE MACHINE!!

[@randyranderson690]

This is indeed accurate, some of his classmates have verified it and he has uploaded photos of some of the guys he ran with during that trip

[@kellymarklong]

2 Bears 1 Cave “Jennifer Anniston, for safety”.

[@ryanwilliams5017]

When he talks about his daughter is some of his best stuff.

[@bethanyp8847]

Just showed this to one of our friends, yes, he often gets shirtless in his bits, it's a thing now, there's now a movie of this story (coming out soon, called The Machine)... I think I actually want to see it. You should see his bit for his daughters first period party... He's SO funny and yes a fantastic story teller! Enjoy!!

[@mikeyankee3154]

They actually filmed a movie. Teaser trailer is out. THE MACHINE

[@jeremymoss346]

This is definitely a real story

[@timmycollins7665]

Bert was such a popular and notorious partner that Rolling Stone magazine did a story on him and that became the inspiration for the movie Van Wilder.

[@ABulletSponge23]

I love Bert and this story is 100% entirely true. And Tom Segura is amazing. They do have a podcast together, Two Bears, One Cave. Gold content all the time. I love em both.

[@caseyw.8325]

"This Gentleman" I am laughing

[@ziggyzap1]

Love love your reaction, please keep reacting to Bert he is the best, I subbed

[@Rimmy1965]

Greatest comic of all time and I’m English I have thousands to choose from, 😉👍🏻

[@Aluzard]

you are right, To me this sure is one of a kind story telling gasm.

[@Tex1911]

There's a toast that your final line reminded me of: May we get what we want, may we get what we need, but may we never get what we deserve. ;)

[@brittreacts]

Love that!

[@chasemurphy489]

It’s 100% true, there’s actually pictures of him with the two “Igor’s” (always figured he said the same name repeatedly as to not name drop) and pictures of him with his class, Fanny pack and all! 😂

[@BrodiemanAXT]

He was the inspiration behind the movie Van Wilder

[@babbit95]

“2 Bears, 1 Cave” is the Tom and Bert podcast you should check out!

[@chickenmuscle102]

This was a BEAUTIFUL reaction. Great work. Keepitup

[@Akito_Kiba]

In other videos on some podcasts, Burnt actually elaborated what happened in mascow after the train trip and even when it was time for the whole class (including him) to go back, the tteacher asked him to go party with the mobsters again in the train for the simple reason that the gangsters had so much fun with burnt that nothing troublesome or mafia issues related happened to rest of the class or the staff (basically he became the bloody muse for the safety of the class).

[@alphaomega9885]

Its true. This is "The Machine"

[@BraceDeville]

Bert is an amazing story teller. Lots of validation by people who were there that this story is true. The story of his college career was so entertaining that the movie Van Wilder is loosely based on it. Imagine being played by Ryan Reynolds...lol

[@reasonpeason847]

Love the story and love your vid. I first heard the interview version of this story and, personally, I like the way that one’s told better but man, he really has a way with words and even if it wasn’t true, it’d be true in my heart. XD

[@theenemyinme648]

When he was in college Rolling Stone Magazine did a article on him As being the biggest partier at the biggest Party school in the country

[@sdmc4920]

50 seconds in and I'm subscribed. Hilarious laugh 😂

[@MrArgonaut2501]

I love how everyone, literally everyone is like O.o shirt?! LoLz

[@brittreacts]

😂😂😂

[@MrArgonaut2501]

@@brittreacts That and when folks watch the Rammstien live in Paris concert during Du Hast. Everyone, literally everyone, "is he on a treadmill?". *chuckles*

[@Smokehunt]

'For Jennifer Aniston's Safety' is my all-time favorite 'Tom and Bert dying laughing' clip. Kool-aid is a close second. Thanks for the video = )

[@kenbrock5441]

bert literally had a rolling stones article about him while he was in college.. cause they said he was the biggest party animal in the country.. 7 years into florida state.. frat boy.. partying like crazy lmao.. the movies van wilder were based on his life in college.. no joke.

[@nauga2295]

Yep, true story and its even crazier than he talked about.

[@broutefoin]

The story is true (with comedic embellishments of course) , and from a few podcast appearances, he talks about how partying with the cops ended up being way crazier than anything he did with the mob, gotta love eastern European corruption lol. If I remember right, he shared this story with Joe Rogan years ago and Joe strongly encouraged him to tell it on stage.

[@ks5553]

Not only is it real...but they made a movie about it called "The Machine" that is releasing in theatres today!!

[@twanvorstenbosch]

hey Brit , i told you , this is one of the best true stories ever told

[@shadowprince4482]

He actually had a full length movie made for this story. Was a pretty decent movie actually.

[@ricbogart1968]

Bert is a story teller, it's mostly true. He embelishes some parts.

[@aaronburdon221]

Bert Kreischer (cry-sure) This is my favorite bit of his.

[@theamericanadventure]

Bert and Tom are Actually best friends

[@bluharkness3921]

Funny everytime 😂😂😂🥰

[@jthemachine7635]

i always loved this number , bert is a legend lol

[@caesarstrings]

Bert and Tom literally have a podcast/KZbin Channel together called Two Bears One Cave. THERE IS A TABLE FOR YOU TO HAVE A SEAT 🔥🔥🔥🔥