Bro Got 5% Rights

[@chat.m]

Please don’t take the video too seriously, the guy in the vid took it with humor and liked a lot of the comments (Original video: instagram.com/p/C63t_U-LGAF/ )

[@ethanhambert8732]

Bro has a 5 percent chance of surviving a cop

[@imagamershorts]

Bro is denigafying himself 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[@tidehunterzamora9315]

bro only those who is soft will get offended by this the rest will just enjoy this masterpiece.

[@defrte]

​@@tidehunterzamora9315 Always the case when it's made at other people's expense

[@Sthhuihryjbtijhuijnn]

The song was slowed on this one It's good But it felt strange It involved a lot of waiting for the next comment

[@KKYT1802]

5% man of steel 95% man of steal Aight I’m done 🤣

[@bruceyawen6160]

That one absolutely floored me 😂😂

[@idkwhattonamethis1888]

Rucka Rucka Ali reference

[@izumaiya]

That's EXACTLY where I stopped. I needed to take a break cuz that one got me good 😂

[@CyberTank2077]

yeah you aint funny

[@Holz6]

That one has put me on the floor laughing.

[@_mask3d]

Criminal counts are getting lower

[@bozo_xp]

933 likes and no reply? let me fix that

[@RealJavierEscuella]

Wdym?

[@newhybrid101]

​@@RealJavierEscuellay'all are criminals

[@Bloxy_Cola_Guy]

@@RealJavierEscuellawhy does it translate to smoke any ways theres a joke where black people are robbers

[@DopeAmine-nn1sx]

By 2%

[@arthurthoma48]

95% farmer, 5% farm owner 💀

[@Eric.Poirier.]

WHHHHAAATTT !!!! hahahaa

[@cozmo4694]

they gave him equity and this happened

[@ethanhambert8732]

95% shop owner, 5% shop theif

[@Badmaster790]

@@ethanhambert8732 the other way around

[@Scorphyr]

Black*, farmer ? nice joke buddy, just look south africa

[@YanickFilipe]

Bro enslaved himself

[@Autonomous_Don]

Probably the most underrated comment I’ve ever seen

[@8tx4]

NAH

[@9TheQueen9]

5% Boss, 95% Slave?

[@YanickFilipe]

@@9TheQueen9 😭😭

[@NJDJ2]

oh my!.😂😂💀

[@genniedeckssar...]

“5 percent man of steel 95 percent man of steal” 😂😂

[@ChrisPuran]

Yeah I love this one❤

[@snowsilvers5740]

Unniggatized is wild 😂😂

[@SUPRFC]

You see the profile picture as well😂

[@bdogstudios4848]

The fact bro was white aswell

[@sherKhan-qq7cy]

Deniggafication too😂

[@nathanbrennan10]

And Deniggafication

[@erhan1255]

Deniggafacation in progress

[@AlphaSeagull]

Printer ran out of ink

[@Retribution_YT123]

NAAH

[@oliviayang9403]

Severely underrated 😭

[@teisen1895]

Nearly choked on my food. Take my like, you magnificent bastard.

[@Zeyna71]

​@@teisen1895 W pfp

[@teisen1895]

@@Zeyna71 Thanks, man! Dies Irae is such an underrated gem of a VN, but the travesty of an anime adaptation turned a lot of people away from the series, lol.

[@jarcuadanantus28]

He shook hands with Mr.Clean.

[@bruceyawen6160]

Brutal 😂💀

[@Spectator-9672]

And toes

[@DanialTarki]

He dipped his hands in bleach

[@Sayem087]

Now imagine what would happen of he shook them with mr.proper

[@Pegasuz1233]

Uncle Ruckus would love that

[@DasNuk]

I just found this channel and I've been crying from laughing so hard. This is the channel we all need.

[@extremchiller410]

did y

[@erenliebert4576]

Same

[@AnnaDraconida]

+ 1 😂😂😂

[@safinabrar_yt]

@@extremchiller410 Snipers Dream

[@Prolific_Troll]

Imagine seeing him in the dark, you’d be so confused at disembodied hands and feet

[@frozenburrito2.087]

Cops can only aim for 97% of his body

[@ryantaylor841]

Damn 🙄

[@rorschachgotnicemask9449]

And if he blocks with his hands, then there are holes in his hands. "Jesus" -cop

[@chadbrad8100]

@@ryantaylor841why r u sighing u r a leftist Karen feeling hurt by the comment

[@ethanhambert8732]

5% visible in the dark

[@AdmDi]

LOOL

[@AhmedKoroma-um1rf]

now all I can think about is, two hands loating in the dark. That shit would scary the shit out of me, a ghost about to throw hands with me now lol

[@ethanhambert8732]

@@AhmedKoroma-um1rf bro he would have the perfect halloween costume off the bat. 🤣

[@denniscarias5033]

Bro in darkness looks like impact frames😭😭😭

[@PoufinoAlt]

Hi bro

[@Fellow_Skeptic]

*5% rights is diabolical* 🤦🏽‍♂️ 😂😂😂

[@H.K.5]

5% RIIIIGHTS

[@1Jack22]

Should be reversed since blacks are more privileged in US right now.

[@JKidding-m3h]

Especially since dark people have more of them

[@Fellow_Skeptic]

@ Yh I know!!! Did you know the sky is red too. Some people are just dumb and call it blue for no reason. 🙄

[@CaptainMarci104]

"He's healing", best comment ever 😂😂😂

[@themanwithnothingtolose]

It's funny because it's true

[@Firicrucis]

needs to happen! 😂

[@ovecka683]

1:00 favourite rhymes with the 2 comments

[@VinnDren]

Bro changed his difficulty mid-gameplay

[@carodar34]

i see what you did there

[@Chris_Thorndyke]

South Park reference?

[@zloycommentator83]

💀🤣

[@Pegasuz1233]

Either he lowered the difficulty early game or late game

[@carodar34]

@Pegasuz1233 when you done all the sidequests at the beginning and change Afterwards the difficulty higher becuz the storyquests are no Challenge anymore

[@annie_Ieonhart]

"Day 1 without... STEALIIIIIIIIIEEEEENNGGGGG"

[@JoniZhask]

That line really got me 😂😂😂

[@cubekoss7547]

❤️ by author

[@Abdul_Mumit]

That line had no business sounding that epic 😂

[@RaiyanNazif]

Hey Annie gimme yar pussycat

[@xabibiticade8336]

@@annie_Ieonhart obviously anime weebs.

[@pathfinder011]

"Day 1 of paying child support." That's savage

[@Yuri_Nating123]

95% Micheal 5% Jackson

[@Lord_Kratos69]

Bro got michael jackson’s syndrome

[@timeconquersall1789]

Yeah villego

[@snicklesnockle7263]

Michael bleached his skin. He made up the vitiligo thing. It never happens evenly around your body at once. That's not how it works.

[@ILOVESPAMNUKE]

It’s called vitilgo

[@konnen7354]

*He's healing* has me in tears.

[@Fumes_007]

Laughed so hard.

[@GeminiQueen606]

​@@Man-98765... Relax man 😂😂😂 not everything is about your sensitive emotions 😂

[@Man-98765]

@@GeminiQueen606 if you think disliking racism is "sensitive emotions", you seriously need to get a psychiatric evaluation.

[@newhybrid101]

​@@Man-98765Yeah thats why liked it

[@Man-98765]

@@newhybrid101 so you're a racist? okay.

[@I.insania]

HES HEALING 🔥🔥🔥

[@Le_Mouton_Noir]

It's not only that, it was perfectly placed after "Django slowly unchaining" 🤣

[@igamewhenimbored7696]

Dawg nooooooooooooo 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@naomimutasa4309]

I don't understand.

[@Le_Mouton_Noir]

@@naomimutasa4309 "Django slowly unchaining... he's healing" 🤣 Got it?

[@SurgeAlloy]

@@naomimutasa4309 he meant black turns white

[@Baddmann1931]

bro donates 10% of the loot to charity

[@knockthebackdoorbeforeleaving]

💀

[@LoveIncest]

😂😂😂

[@mattiamerlo2688]

💀

[@gonzalot.605]

💀

[@Humburdger]

lmao 💀

[@youknowitz_anzee]

Why is no one paying attention to the ''49 Cent'' 😭😭😂😂

[@MVandHeiseiGojiKing2019]

"5% man of steel, 95% man of steal"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Efired]

Bro can say but can't write the nword

[@allanlomas5133]

🤣🤣

[@nikosstyliaras8671]

Wild

[@sureshrishi5272]

Bros pulling a Michael Jackson 💀

[@ily.SUMMER]

MJ catching crazy strays😭😭😭

[@Sayem087]

Yo we getting a sequel 💀

[@zloycommentator83]

REVERSEAL MICHAEL JACKSON🤣

[@DANIELCHUKWUKERE]

Mj catching stray bullets even in his grave.. that's crazy

[@oskviggaming1661]

He just finished the tutorial.

[@objectshowzz]

bro is that one spiderman clip where he rips off venom

[@THATPURPLECOLORVIBE_THERETURN]

NAHH

[@zick_but_christmas]

Diabolical asf

[@Jamie23110]

OH HELL NAH

[@FlamimgFox21]

💀

[@3L3CTR4H34RT]

II FAN SPOTTED

[@Infernobyl]

Cops find him 95% accessible

[@manav5941]

-99% dark chocolate - from newport to cuban cigar - Lazy to G-easy

[@anti-void7089]

Deniggification is wild 😂

[@SidharthKhanikar94]

Not funny !

[@CalebO_c]

​@@SidharthKhanikar94 Nyuh uh 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@benjaminmatute9085]

⁠@@SidharthKhanikar94Bro had rights until now

[@Lich45]

​@@SidharthKhanikar94then why tf are u here on video 💀

[@glitchghost5936]

@@SidharthKhanikar94to you maybe, people have different senses of humor

[@obdo]

bro listens to country rap genuinely had me crying 🤣😂

[@LukeAngusMusic]

Me too that was crazy 🤣

[@Tc-rn8lh]

Wild HAHAHA

[@Lil_THENE]

5%manofsteel 95%manofsteal is the best😂

[@user-if9pp4vg7g]

"i'm on an old town road..."

[@pixelapix7]

"👮‍♂: Show me your hands! Oh, nevermind" 💀💀💀💀

[@Hattori_Orion]

Django slowly unchaining and He's healing both fucking killed me lmao I cant 😂😂

[@koladearoyewun1979]

"I got black I got white whatchu want" from lil tecca ransom is wild 😂

[@BuffaloDoctor]

His hands, feet and elbows CAN breathe

[@zloycommentator83]

💀😂

[@underwaterlevelz1947]

dam

[@M1sterBruh]

that’s crazy💀

[@45-S]

5% of lungs

[@prosoblue]

Bro’s got a 5% swimming success rate.

[@AMDKC000]

Bro trying to erase his criminal records

[@rhysjonsmusic]

His criminal records healing

[@zynczinc1443]

"Kills 99.9% of bacteria" The 0.1% of bacteria :

[@newhybrid101]

He is mostly bacteria and 5% clean

[@JamesAlibanjr]

Bros cannot be cuffed he found the hack made me dyin hard man💀

[@Chelkrutoy228]

He would be the best worker in Zimbabwe

[@nez_ic]

This one's got layers lol

[@Qaptyl]

@@nez_ic Just like him

[@Algahiem]

Hey c'mon! Lay off the poor guy! He didn't lose any chocolate, he just added vanilla.

[@midnightexpress3604]

He's of the wall and can't stop till he get's enough

[@TikiRazar]

ERB

[@ThisUpdateSucks1]

Whooping your big fat ahh with his shiny glove

[@isg4]

He forgot to mix it

[@WooffzTheCoon]

@@midnightexpress3604he’s whoopin your big fat ass with his shiny glove

[@epiccrusadr8583]

1:19 is epic ngl

[@nighttime-mime]

That's some ABBA level harmonies XD

[@AFFAplayz]

it's a part of a rap called ramson

[@dmskindika5066]

Cop: Show me your hands, oh never mind

[@Ethan2x7]

0:36 what pfp is that manhwa asking for a friend

[@Giga_Chad013]

1. CAP. 2. GO TO HORNY JAIL.

[@aixenaixen8106]

It looks like art not a manhwa

[@Ethan2x7]

@aixenaixen8106 FIND IT

[@DutchPlanDerLindeFromTahiti]

It's called Joe Kerr from ham aslume

[@Ethan2x7]

@DutchPlanDerLindeFromTahiti thank you sire Edit 1: I googled it I hate you lol

[@MikkelisNOTfunny]

0:13 best one

[@MihmedSekond]

😂😂😂

[@__-tp4tm]

I prefer "Day 1 without stealing", love the comedic assumption in that one.

[@phentotdomequil1352]

i think "5% man of steel, 95% man of steal" was the funniest one

[@SmoothBrain23]

​@@__-tp4tm 😂😂😂 definitely should be the title for the meme

[@Max.K00]

Bro is the opposite is of gen z white girls

[@newhybrid101]

He is smart,has value,self worth and is respectful and you dont want to assault him when he speaks?

[@Max.K00]

@ ?

[@newhybrid101]

​@@Max.K00Did i stutter? What i described is the opposite of how the gen z brats are

[@Max.K00]

@@newhybrid101 sorry thought you were being passive aggressive

[@AgainstWokeness]

​@@newhybrid101Spot on 😂😂😂

[@maroodoughnut]

The legendary quote from Tammas.. "Shut it"

[@shoobadoo123]

@@karezaalonso7110you can literally see 2 m's in the picture

[@A8Y9N]

Bro found the handwash that cleans 100% bacteria💀

[@tuannguyenhoang4239]

5% Trader 95% Tradeable

[@Karatekjell]

"3% unlocked" and "he's healing" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@obsidianmotion6432]

Manufacturer ran out of print on this one.

[@ayyanbutt1887]

Ink*. Good one though.😂😂

[@TheWilku22]

01:05 bro 💀

[@zloycommentator83]

Very sick line 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@TheWilku22]

@zloycommentator83 ikr 😂

[@jameschristopher2540]

1:03

[@jameschristopher2540]

Ngl if u repeat it enough it goes super hard

[@SaadED5Z]

Bro pulled a micheal jackson up his hands💀

[@V1TheMachine-n5i]

+Handcuff Immunity

[@xfreedomx9479]

1:06 the best 😂

[@1Mar4u]

Absoulutely wild

[@Deviltak]

5% Man of Steel 95% Man of Steal Salute for that guy 😂😂😂I am dying 😂

[@Harrowing999]

I’m still trying to recover from that. Send help 😂

[@Deviltak]

​@@Harrowing999 i am here again😂 for man of steal

[@debussy21]

Jokes aside, we all gotta appreciate how jacked asf he is

[@fergusonmobile1812]

Gay

[@Stratos1988]

I heard PED's can affect your skin

[@michaelchallis4129]

Or what?

[@Phoenix-bu9ml]

​@@michaelchallis4129 sounds threatening

[@Stratos1988]

I heard PED's can affect your skin.

[@JaxCarson-fy9rm]

here before this channel gets above 1 million, right now it's 386k

[@JaxCarson-fy9rm]

in terms of subscribers

[@davidhlavac3998]

5 % optimus prime, 95 % optimus crime

[@excelsiusprime]

"Man of steal" and "nevermind" are the funniest 😂😂 Can't throw gang sign is a creative one.

[@abdulrahmano4412]

Lmao this was ruthless

[@newhybrid101]

Bro is evolving

[@christopher2013]

He is healing 😂

[@AmericanEnglishwithJay]

Bro is downloading rights!

[@FazlurRahim-p5r]

COUNTRY RAP- I'm on the floor😂

[@imagamershorts]

Bro is denigafying himself 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[@OneM2hn563h4]

95% Chocolate ice cream, 5% vanilla ice cream

[@khaiphamba5991]

"DJANGO SLOWLY UNCHAINING..." Most epic opening in a song. Ever!

[@EzYoh0]

Bro's developing character customization irl

[@idonothavealife]

I remebemer when you had 3k subscribers, time goes at a rate of 60 seconds per minute

[@chat.m]

I remember you too

[@ashrafmurtaza2418]

​@@chat.m I don't 🗿

[@knockthebackdoorbeforeleaving]

nobody remembers your as too​@@ashrafmurtaza2418

[@lemone630]

You deadass CANNOT hit me with the absolute gut-punch that was "Django slowly unchaining" right off the bat oh GOD

[@potatlerr]

Changing his camouflage for the winter season 💀

[@AzzamAlRasyid-m2z]

Bro accidently enchanted anti-catched-by-cops-2%

[@レナータ-e8x]

bros playing on hard but not impossible difficulty

[@CarlJPCayaban]

if bro manages to get stuck in the ocean only his hands and feet will float

[@Rimuru-w]

-5% stealing ability

[@daresair1611]

Django slowly unchaining is underrated as fuck, it's the best one 😭🤣

[@possessingpatheticloser1935]

When you say you have an edge, but you're losing the war.

[@are_you_f_serious]

Fascinating how one can know that something will be great, before even interacting with it.

[@michaelchallis4129]

But also watch the video.

[@are_you_f_serious]

@@michaelchallis4129 why? If I already know that it will be funny and I will like it, there is no need anymore.

[@TheMemoManByKH]

This is why Instagram reels need to be stopped

[@TerrabyteFM]

BRO GOT VIOLATED AF!

[@SleepyPlushy]

Literally ☠️

[@BrainstormJr]

His hands actually know how to control themselves.

[@masterchief5437]

Everybody so creative with insults 💀

[@daniel-m4q3p]

dude is crazy fit, so hes got no confidence issues. prolly a very cool guy to know

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

He suffers from both sunburn in the sun, and vitamin D deficiency in the cold 💀

[@darshans6321]

49 cent.... Lmfao

[@bavanii.8334]

I don’t understand. Can somebody explain?

[@floppingcheesettv2945]

@@bavanii.833450 cent is a rapper

[@bavanii.8334]

@@floppingcheesettv2945 Lmfao

[@AdmDi]

@@floppingcheesettv2945 and 48 cent is.............. Okay, Imma give you a guide it has 1 p.

[@dominiklis6261]

Django slowly unchanning! This part hits hard.

[@howdy9061]

imagine seeing a pair of hands floating in the night.

[@ander7018]

This is the funniest innovation in comedy in a long time.

[@HF-dw6nx]

he's healing is CRAZY !!

[@christianlao-xf6sj]

"Bro got 5% rights" is crazy 💀 😭

[@tymiller8571]

django got me 💀

[@SmoothBrain23]

He never took his gloves 🧤 or socks 🧦 off😂😂😂

[@raulduke7142]

He only works with his hands.

[@acevergel1999]

Show me your hands! - oh never mind."- 👮 😂😂😂😂 i just laugh During the meeting 😂

[@CCP-Dissident]

Most normal Instagram comment section

[@Justin-pe9cl]

These are so much better than the “What rymes with…” videos.

[@dayoltay]

+1

[@vlexical]

Bro is losing his privilege but in different way.

[@trollsansofficial]

He looks like he only washes his hands